Wednesday, December 17, 2008

The MS Paint Adventures Suggestion Box


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MSPA story.

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Some notes:

- Keep it short! I tend to clip all suggestions to be about 60 characters or less.

- Maybe this is obvious, but only make suggestions for the latest point in the story! Posting the suggestion "shoot safe" when I am 800 pages past that point doesn't make the slightest bit of sense!

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Andrew Hussie said...

Inaugural suggestion: Fondly regard mechanical bull in the snout to establish superiority.

Anonymous said...

Something's amiss! Search around with your LOOKOUT SPOTTERGLASS.

Anonymous said...

AD: Beat up the guys in the car and get spyglass

Anonymous said...

NB+HD: Victory stripper dance

Anonymous said...

AD: Do a little dance

Anonymous said...

AD: Expand empire to absorb the lucrative caber tossing industry.

Anonymous said...

AD: Build a SUSPENSOR

Anonymous said...

AD: Abscond with INCOGNITO PRYGLASS Already!

Anonymous said...

GPI: Fondly regard new blog.

Anonymous said...

Surly Thugs: Take out VIOLIN CASE.

Anonymous said...

AD: Pull out your TOOTSIE ROLL SHOTGUN and blow them all to Hell.

Anonymous said...

PS: Curiously poke the exposed edge of the separated STEERING WHEEL HALF

Anonymous said...

Surly Thugs: merge with DMK for simplicity's sake

Anonymous said...

AD: Wake up, it's just a dream!

Unknown said...

AH: Oh, dear GPI, we get it! We need the damn telescope. Stop throwing up so many red-herrings :-)

Anonymous said...

PI: show DMK yo' moves!

Anonymous said...

PI: Accidentally the whole THING

Unknown said...

GPI: Fondly regard new commentation

Anonymous said...

Thugs: Combat Operandi -> Deck the halls with the blood of AD's family.

Anonymous said...

NB: Take MM's SKELETON KEY. Dip it in the PALETTE for each color and each corresponding lock. Open locks.

Anonymous said...

NB: Screw the locks, just burn the whole door down.

Anonymous said...

Take son to see the new Zorro film.


ends in batman.

Anonymous said...

NB/HD: Victory dance!

Unknown said...

Shoot safe (heh heh heh)

Anonymous said...

Jesus cluck. MK's forces are EVERYWHERE!

Anonymous said...

PS, PI and AD: SMOOTH JAZZ COMBO (End Of Universe Remix)

Anonymous said...

AD: Abscond with COGNITO PRYGLASS.

Anonymous said...

Surly Thugs: End AD's LIFE

Anonymous said...

AD:Hire nearby muscle to defend family.

Anonymous said...

Anchor: Splendidly join life

Anonymous said...

DMK:move into otherwordly tear because it makes you feel more at home

Anonymous said...

HD & NB : Apply PALETTE colors to COLORED LOCKS

Anonymous said...

Death: Use game-breaking tactics to attain the lead.

Wyrd said...

AD: Announce surprise retirement to your family with tickets to the Cayman Islands.

Anonymous said...

PS: Shoot safe when I am 800 pages past this point

Anonymous said...

ZAD: do something useful!!!

Unknown said...

ZAD: position two gummi worms on your forehead as if they were eyebrows to make it look like you have a "suprised" expression

Anonymous said...

Death: GAMBIT SCHEMA -> Let's Play Twister, Let's Play Risk

Anonymous said...

Thugs: Hmmm... it seems you've misinterpreted the distance from AD and family. GO BACK 2 SPACES.

SuperDuperMario said...

AD: Punch furtive eyes in the snout to teach son how to establish superiority

Anonymous said...

Death: Attend to the Madam and the Swain.

Anonymous said...

AD: Realize that you are becoming that bastard, Mobster Kingpin, and (attempt) to kill your wife and son (future Ace Dick) to create a wonderful funderful time paradox!!

Anonymous said...

Thug: Adopt a son with your husband.

Anonymous said...

AH: Host the "Best ______ of 2008" awards and honor various characters.

Anonymous said...

Thugs: Abscond with dog.

Anonymous said...

Ace Dick: Grow a big head from success, (literally), slowly looking more and more like Mobster Kingpin.

Anonymous said...

Thugs: Kidnap Sonhearst.

Anonymous said...

Next: The SURLY THUGS gun down Wifehearst in a drive-by! Ace Dick barely escapes with Sonhearst!

AD: Hire HIRED MUSCLE to protect you from SURLY THUGS.

Anonymous said...

MK: Punch FAD in snout to establish superiority

Anonymous said...

Inaugural suggestion: Fondly regard mechanical bull in the snout to establish superiority - 'Cause shit just got real.

Anonymous said...

SonHearst: Play Wow, ripping the meta-verse in half.

Anonymous said...

Masturbate with the gun on the table.

Anonymous said...

AD: Have family murdered by thugs, vow vengeance against mob, become Punis-, er, Castigator Ace Dick

Anonymous said...

Thug 1: Smack Thug 2 in the snout with the overly-obvious red herring.

Adam said...

MK: Become overcome with grief for MM

Vain said...

PS: remind the children not to swear or use racial slurs in a very hard boiled manned because shit just got real.

Anonymous said...

FAD: Pause the battle and partake in a manly tea party with MK

Anonymous said...

AD: Catch glimpse of sun from EYEGLASS a la hardboiled action hero, and act accordingly.

Anonymous said...

HD + NB: Leap towards each other, high five mid-air, then animate the background rapidly

Anonymous said...

GPI: Fondly regard incineration.

Anonymous said...

AD: Go get some ORANGES while leaving Sonhearst in CAR.

Anonymous said...

Thugs: Walk quickly up behind AD and startle him into dropping his ORANGES.

Anonymous said...

AD: phone in the backup, then ambush thugs around corner of an upcoming alleyway

TheBigJAL said...

NB+HD: Ride Madam Murel like a mechanical bull.

Insensé Chevalier said...

GPI: Fondly regard blogosphere

Anonymous said...

AD: Inhale nearby Waddle Doo, gain beam ability.

Anonymous said...

Heroes: Turn the crank.

Anonymous said...

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE SUGGESTION BOX?!?!?!

Anonymous said...

Anyone, really, it doesn't matter who: Complain about how ugly the stitching is.

Anonymous said...

Surly Thugs: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> MESSAGE JOB

mcc said...

PS: Stick head through steering wheel portal; look around absentmindedly

Anonymous said...

AD: Punch Surly Thugs in the snout to establish superiority, breaking the INCOGNITO PRYGLASS in the process.

Anonymous said...

GPI: Fondly regard restoration

Anonymous said...

Furtive Eye: Slay AD & WIFEHEARST in a dark alley, inspiring SONHEARST to dress up in a ferret outfit & fight crime.

Anonymous said...

GPI: Continue to allow hooligans to roughhouse in your universe

Anonymous said...

Heroes: Turn the other crank already!

Anonymous said...

NB+HD: Paint faces like tribeswomen and dance around the fire.

Anonymous said...

GPI: Fondly cremate your libation.

Anonymous said...

Four heroes: Turn crank

Anonymous said...

PS: In a SERIOUSLY hardcore fashion, use your TRUSTY KNIVES to seperate a thread to attatch to the deck like a rope before jumping through the air to save the four heroes.

Anonymous said...

PS: In a SERIOUSLY hardcore fashion, use your TRUSTY KNIVES to seperate a thread of your coat to attatch to the deck like a rope before jumping through the air to save the four heroes.

Drew said...

SEPULCHRITUDE

Anonymous said...

Homoerotically regard GIANT FAN.

Anonymous said...

heros> spin the wheel

BLitZ said...

GPI: Fondly regard new blog

BLitZ said...

ZAD: pose in a surprised maner.

BLitZ said...

Surly Thugs: Take out VIOLIN CASE. Hmmm... it seems you've misinterpreted the distance from AD and family. GO BACK 2 SPACES.

BLitZ said...

AD: Catch glimpse of sun from EYEGLASS a la hardboiled action hero, and act accordingly

BLitZ said...

GPI: Fondly regard hooligans roughhouseing in your universe

Anonymous said...

Death: Start work on building a new scythe.

Anonymous said...

GPI, PS, ZAD, PI, etc.: Strike a pose w/ DMK in the background like a DVD movie box cover, 'cuz this shit just got real!

Anonymous said...

GPI: Victory Dance!!

Anonymous said...

pick up the pistol and call someone who cares. God.

Anonymous said...

GPI: Pose as a divine entity 'cause shit just got restored to universal stability!

Anonymous said...

Thugs: pass by AD's family without a second incognito pry. Those aren't the peoplehearsts you're looking for.

AD: use immense WEALTH to purchase a TELESCOPE for PI.

Anonymous said...

Heroes: Turn the wheel.

Anonymous said...

MM: Investigate the Afterlife.

Anonymous said...

Four Heroes: STOP WASTING TIME AND GO FIGHT THAT KINGPIN, DAMN YOU

Anonymous said...

Heroes: Turn that wheel already!

Ixcaliber said...

GPI: Annoyed at what he's done to your universe join the fight against DMK

Anonymous said...

Four Heroes: Turn the crank you can reach.

Brian said...

AH: Change blog settings to place newest comments at the TOP.

Matthew Ostapchuk said...

ALL: Pause for a moment in the chaotic revolutions of life - It is as though the faceless entities that weave the strings of fate have grown just a touch more distant. Weep, little destiny guppies.

Anonymous said...

GPI: Draw two eyes on the upper part of the universe.

Unknown said...

DMK: Throw your hat down in disgust!

Anonymous said...

HD NB: Pose, 'cus shit just got real.

Anonymous said...

4 Adventurers: Turn the crank on the floor.

SF Legend said...

4 Adventurers: Pose as a team because shit just got real.

Anonymous said...

DMK: Remind everyone that they should be paying attention to you. Painfully.

Unknown said...

FAD: Steal Megaton Key from Mobster Kingpin

Anonymous said...

PS: Build fort from ship parts and ascend to godhood to challenge DMK

Anonymous said...

DMK: Become angry that your destruction has been undone.

You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

Sierra 117 said...

PS: Check inventory

Anonymous said...

PI: Summon minty-fresh mouthwash and affix to SEXTANT.

Anonymous said...

Heroes: Laugh at upside-down monster.

Anonymous said...

Fluthlu: Surreptitiously tiptoe out of the afterlife.

Anonymous said...

PS: Ask FPI for another pumpkin.

Anonymous said...

Swain: Go to deck of CHICAGO OVERCOAT and give eyepiece to PI.

Anonymous said...

Just fall down the rest of the tower and save yourselves some time.

Anonymous said...

Use lute to play a compelling song, said song should "Move" the wheel to turn.

Anonymous said...

AD: Use UGLY DOG to unlock hidden character.

Anonymous said...

GPI: Fondly regard crochet

Anonymous said...

Heroes: Turn Wheel as if in "Saving Private Ryan"

MD said...

GPI: Fondly Regard Cross-stiching

Anonymous said...

Heroes: Turn wheel.

Anonymous said...

NB & HD: Loot the corpse of MM and level up!

Anonymous said...

Death: Keep an eye on MM. This one won't escape you ...

Anonymous said...

GPI: Breathe a sigh of relief for your mended universe

Anonymous said...

Heros: Turn the wheel

Anonymous said...

heroes: ride dead monster like mechanical rodeo bull

Anonymous said...

Heroes: Turn crank and see what happens

Unknown said...

GPI: Resolve to be a little less of a pushover from now on.

Anonymous said...

Bard Quest:

Enter caverns of Harold

Anonymous said...

Next

Unknown said...

HD: Seriously use the color paints to open locks. use the right color for the right locks.

Anonymous said...

AH: Realise how bothersome the BLOGGER COMMENT SYSTEM is. Call Woe Programmer (WP) and pay large amount of SPONDULICKS for proper SUGGESTION BOX.

Anonymous said...

or simply: GPI: Fondly program new SUGGESTION BOX for AH.

Anonymous said...

Heroes: Turn crank.

DMK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> RACKETEERING CHARGE

Death: Collect MM's soul.

MK & FAD: Wonder what all that commotion was about.

MK & FAD: Have a healthy breakfast.

HD & NB: Use skeleton key on locks.

PS: Punch DMK through wheel.

Anonymous said...

HD & NB: Dispose body through corset.

Anonymous said...

ADVENTURERS: Flip the fuck out over the sudden alteration of gravity!

Anonymous said...

AD: Notice thugs and pick up the pace, there's a dame at your side.

Anonymous said...

Pryglass Goon: Fire your BAZOOKA at Ace Dick

Anonymous said...

PFPI: Create a spiritual personality for PS, who is now back to normal.

Anonymous said...

NEXT

Anonymous said...

Four Heros: Strike a pose, because for you, shit is about to get serious.

Anonymous said...

Weasel King: Use severed head to flip the fuck out!

Hog Cleric: Use weapon's hook end to try and move dat crank.

Clown Bard: Play an upbeat diddy! (Next: That was a waste of time...)

Elf Mage: Cast spell on self to increase VIM and move the dang crank yerself!

Anonymous said...

shoot safe

Anonymous said...

AD: Challenge the two thugs to a car joust!

Anonymous said...

PFPI: Freeze DMK in ROCK CANDY to buy some time.

Do It Live said...

PS: Cast magic missiles.

Anonymous said...

DMK: peek through the little crack left in the universe and see whats on the other side

Anonymous said...

GPI: Become human to stop the "fondly regard X" puns.

Anonymous said...

ShadowMK: Follow the Midnight Crew into battle against the sleuths.

Anonymous said...

Heroes: Crank that in a hip-hop inspired manner.

Anonymous said...

MM: Stay Dead

Unknown said...

PI: Ask Honeybee Professor to share his thoughts on what just happened to the universe.

Anonymous said...

Thugs: Fire SNIPER RIFLE

Anonymous said...

GPI: Fondly regard sewation

Anonymous said...

PFPI: Retrieve MONOGLE dropped by HIGHBROW, for use as SNIPER RIFLE SCOPE.

Anonymous said...

WW: Eat head of Gargunhut

Anonymous said...

AD: Sell wife and kids over the LIFE market for a quick buck

Anonymous said...

Heroes : Eat salted melon(s)

Anonymous said...

PS: Sommon the Prisioner and the Bard from the other adventures to help you in the battle.

Anonymous said...

Four Heroes: Spin wheel

Anonymous said...

Fix map function.

HD and NB: Find Madame Murel's corset.

NB: Pick up the SKELETON BRUSH and the PALETTE

HD and NB: Observe the locks on the wall.

PFPI: Conjure up something useful.

Anonymous said...

AD: Now that you are rich and powerful, become a vigilante like batman and defeat the thugs.

Diede said...

AD: Retrieve pryglass from furtive eyes for use with sniper rifle

Anonymous said...

BATHEARST

Anonymous said...

DEATH: Poof to the LAZY SUSAN and exchange the HEAVEN GOBLET for one of the cups that belong to an ACE DICK who doesn't currently need them. Pour some honey in the HEAVEN GOBLET too.

GPI: COMB RAVE-> DIVINE INTERVENTION

Anonymous said...

MK: Chug honey from the lazy susan!

Unknown said...

FAD: look underneath the lazy susan

TheBigJAL said...

PS: Make the universe do a barrel roll.

GPI: Unfondly disregard DMK.

Anonymous said...

PS: Turn steering wheel

Anonymous said...

Thug: Continue point your LASER SIGHT at AD.

GUI Toledo, Esponja said...

Heroes: Turn the crank.

Anonymous said...

*Thug: Continue pointing your LASER SIGHT at AD.

Anonymous said...

Heroes: Turn crank in reverse, this time.

Anonymous said...

suggestion: ICON PACK 6 with some of the awesome animations from the donation-supported commands.

Anonymous said...

FourHeros: Conjunction Modus Operandi: Crank 'Dat!

Anonymous said...

New Blog: Rearrange thy self to show the newest post first!

Anonymous said...

Four Heroes: Ride Corpse like Mechanical Bull.

Anonymous said...

PS: Somehow drive vessel to the edge of the TOWER OF SYNDETIC ASCENSION.

Anonymous said...

NB : Use brush and paint on colored padlock.

Anonymous said...

GPI: fondly regard ham

Unknown said...

NB&HD: Climb the wires to the center of the universe and join the battle against DMK!

Anonymous said...

AS: Seriously, you're useless, so go down to your office and dial STAR - HEART - HORSESHOE

Anonymous said...

Clocktower: Conjure CLOCKWORK PUPPIES after being activated by the Heroes.
Next: The HOUNDS OF TINDALOS are unleashed!

Anonymous said...

Heroes: turn ceiling/floor crank.

Anonymous said...

FAD: Punch MK in snout to establish superiority

Anonymous said...

GPI: Wage all-out war against DMK.

Anonymous said...

Jailbreak: Use elf powers to make some coffe while waiting for horse to wake

Anonymous said...

GPI: Creatively Fondle Regurgitation

Anonymous said...

Shoot the safe through the rip in time before it closes!

Anonymous said...

PS: Get ship back to where you can battle against DMK.

Anonymous said...

Four heroes: Turn wheel

Anonymous said...

HD and NB: Pick up the SKELETON BRUSH and the PALETTE

Anonymous said...

Bees: fill the "Caraffe of pentiltimate destruction" with honey

rhench said...

AD: Combat Operandi- Family Ties

Anonymous said...

The rip in the universe caused canon to break momentarily, bringing the Midnight Crew to battle the Heroes!

Anonymous said...

DMK: Rip universe in half vertically to piss everyone off.

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