Wednesday, December 17, 2008
The MS Paint Adventures Suggestion Box
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Some notes:
- Keep it short! I tend to clip all suggestions to be about 60 characters or less.
- Maybe this is obvious, but only make suggestions for the latest point in the story! Posting the suggestion "shoot safe" when I am 800 pages past that point doesn't make the slightest bit of sense!
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1 – 200 of 11544 Newer› Newest»Inaugural suggestion: Fondly regard mechanical bull in the snout to establish superiority.
Something's amiss! Search around with your LOOKOUT SPOTTERGLASS.
AD: Beat up the guys in the car and get spyglass
NB+HD: Victory stripper dance
AD: Do a little dance
AD: Expand empire to absorb the lucrative caber tossing industry.
AD: Build a SUSPENSOR
AD: Abscond with INCOGNITO PRYGLASS Already!
GPI: Fondly regard new blog.
Surly Thugs: Take out VIOLIN CASE.
AD: Pull out your TOOTSIE ROLL SHOTGUN and blow them all to Hell.
PS: Curiously poke the exposed edge of the separated STEERING WHEEL HALF
Surly Thugs: merge with DMK for simplicity's sake
AD: Wake up, it's just a dream!
AH: Oh, dear GPI, we get it! We need the damn telescope. Stop throwing up so many red-herrings :-)
PI: show DMK yo' moves!
PI: Accidentally the whole THING
GPI: Fondly regard new commentation
Thugs: Combat Operandi -> Deck the halls with the blood of AD's family.
NB: Take MM's SKELETON KEY. Dip it in the PALETTE for each color and each corresponding lock. Open locks.
NB: Screw the locks, just burn the whole door down.
Take son to see the new Zorro film.
ends in batman.
NB/HD: Victory dance!
Shoot safe (heh heh heh)
Jesus cluck. MK's forces are EVERYWHERE!
PS, PI and AD: SMOOTH JAZZ COMBO (End Of Universe Remix)
AD: Abscond with COGNITO PRYGLASS.
Surly Thugs: End AD's LIFE
AD:Hire nearby muscle to defend family.
Anchor: Splendidly join life
DMK:move into otherwordly tear because it makes you feel more at home
HD & NB : Apply PALETTE colors to COLORED LOCKS
Death: Use game-breaking tactics to attain the lead.
AD: Announce surprise retirement to your family with tickets to the Cayman Islands.
PS: Shoot safe when I am 800 pages past this point
ZAD: do something useful!!!
ZAD: position two gummi worms on your forehead as if they were eyebrows to make it look like you have a "suprised" expression
Death: GAMBIT SCHEMA -> Let's Play Twister, Let's Play Risk
Thugs: Hmmm... it seems you've misinterpreted the distance from AD and family. GO BACK 2 SPACES.
AD: Punch furtive eyes in the snout to teach son how to establish superiority
Death: Attend to the Madam and the Swain.
AD: Realize that you are becoming that bastard, Mobster Kingpin, and (attempt) to kill your wife and son (future Ace Dick) to create a wonderful funderful time paradox!!
Thug: Adopt a son with your husband.
AH: Host the "Best ______ of 2008" awards and honor various characters.
Thugs: Abscond with dog.
Ace Dick: Grow a big head from success, (literally), slowly looking more and more like Mobster Kingpin.
Thugs: Kidnap Sonhearst.
Next: The SURLY THUGS gun down Wifehearst in a drive-by! Ace Dick barely escapes with Sonhearst!
AD: Hire HIRED MUSCLE to protect you from SURLY THUGS.
MK: Punch FAD in snout to establish superiority
Inaugural suggestion: Fondly regard mechanical bull in the snout to establish superiority - 'Cause shit just got real.
SonHearst: Play Wow, ripping the meta-verse in half.
Masturbate with the gun on the table.
AD: Have family murdered by thugs, vow vengeance against mob, become Punis-, er, Castigator Ace Dick
Thug 1: Smack Thug 2 in the snout with the overly-obvious red herring.
MK: Become overcome with grief for MM
PS: remind the children not to swear or use racial slurs in a very hard boiled manned because shit just got real.
FAD: Pause the battle and partake in a manly tea party with MK
AD: Catch glimpse of sun from EYEGLASS a la hardboiled action hero, and act accordingly.
HD + NB: Leap towards each other, high five mid-air, then animate the background rapidly
GPI: Fondly regard incineration.
AD: Go get some ORANGES while leaving Sonhearst in CAR.
Thugs: Walk quickly up behind AD and startle him into dropping his ORANGES.
AD: phone in the backup, then ambush thugs around corner of an upcoming alleyway
NB+HD: Ride Madam Murel like a mechanical bull.
GPI: Fondly regard blogosphere
AD: Inhale nearby Waddle Doo, gain beam ability.
Heroes: Turn the crank.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE SUGGESTION BOX?!?!?!
Anyone, really, it doesn't matter who: Complain about how ugly the stitching is.
Surly Thugs: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> MESSAGE JOB
PS: Stick head through steering wheel portal; look around absentmindedly
AD: Punch Surly Thugs in the snout to establish superiority, breaking the INCOGNITO PRYGLASS in the process.
GPI: Fondly regard restoration
Furtive Eye: Slay AD & WIFEHEARST in a dark alley, inspiring SONHEARST to dress up in a ferret outfit & fight crime.
GPI: Continue to allow hooligans to roughhouse in your universe
Heroes: Turn the other crank already!
NB+HD: Paint faces like tribeswomen and dance around the fire.
GPI: Fondly cremate your libation.
Four heroes: Turn crank
PS: In a SERIOUSLY hardcore fashion, use your TRUSTY KNIVES to seperate a thread to attatch to the deck like a rope before jumping through the air to save the four heroes.
PS: In a SERIOUSLY hardcore fashion, use your TRUSTY KNIVES to seperate a thread of your coat to attatch to the deck like a rope before jumping through the air to save the four heroes.
SEPULCHRITUDE
Homoerotically regard GIANT FAN.
heros> spin the wheel
GPI: Fondly regard new blog
ZAD: pose in a surprised maner.
Surly Thugs: Take out VIOLIN CASE. Hmmm... it seems you've misinterpreted the distance from AD and family. GO BACK 2 SPACES.
AD: Catch glimpse of sun from EYEGLASS a la hardboiled action hero, and act accordingly
GPI: Fondly regard hooligans roughhouseing in your universe
Death: Start work on building a new scythe.
GPI, PS, ZAD, PI, etc.: Strike a pose w/ DMK in the background like a DVD movie box cover, 'cuz this shit just got real!
GPI: Victory Dance!!
pick up the pistol and call someone who cares. God.
GPI: Pose as a divine entity 'cause shit just got restored to universal stability!
Thugs: pass by AD's family without a second incognito pry. Those aren't the peoplehearsts you're looking for.
AD: use immense WEALTH to purchase a TELESCOPE for PI.
Heroes: Turn the wheel.
MM: Investigate the Afterlife.
Four Heroes: STOP WASTING TIME AND GO FIGHT THAT KINGPIN, DAMN YOU
Heroes: Turn that wheel already!
GPI: Annoyed at what he's done to your universe join the fight against DMK
Four Heroes: Turn the crank you can reach.
AH: Change blog settings to place newest comments at the TOP.
ALL: Pause for a moment in the chaotic revolutions of life - It is as though the faceless entities that weave the strings of fate have grown just a touch more distant. Weep, little destiny guppies.
GPI: Draw two eyes on the upper part of the universe.
DMK: Throw your hat down in disgust!
HD NB: Pose, 'cus shit just got real.
4 Adventurers: Turn the crank on the floor.
4 Adventurers: Pose as a team because shit just got real.
DMK: Remind everyone that they should be paying attention to you. Painfully.
FAD: Steal Megaton Key from Mobster Kingpin
PS: Build fort from ship parts and ascend to godhood to challenge DMK
DMK: Become angry that your destruction has been undone.
You wouldn't like him when he's angry.
PS: Check inventory
PI: Summon minty-fresh mouthwash and affix to SEXTANT.
Heroes: Laugh at upside-down monster.
Fluthlu: Surreptitiously tiptoe out of the afterlife.
PS: Ask FPI for another pumpkin.
Swain: Go to deck of CHICAGO OVERCOAT and give eyepiece to PI.
Just fall down the rest of the tower and save yourselves some time.
Use lute to play a compelling song, said song should "Move" the wheel to turn.
AD: Use UGLY DOG to unlock hidden character.
GPI: Fondly regard crochet
Heroes: Turn Wheel as if in "Saving Private Ryan"
GPI: Fondly Regard Cross-stiching
Heroes: Turn wheel.
NB & HD: Loot the corpse of MM and level up!
Death: Keep an eye on MM. This one won't escape you ...
GPI: Breathe a sigh of relief for your mended universe
Heros: Turn the wheel
heroes: ride dead monster like mechanical rodeo bull
Heroes: Turn crank and see what happens
GPI: Resolve to be a little less of a pushover from now on.
Bard Quest:
Enter caverns of Harold
Next
HD: Seriously use the color paints to open locks. use the right color for the right locks.
AH: Realise how bothersome the BLOGGER COMMENT SYSTEM is. Call Woe Programmer (WP) and pay large amount of SPONDULICKS for proper SUGGESTION BOX.
or simply: GPI: Fondly program new SUGGESTION BOX for AH.
Heroes: Turn crank.
DMK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> RACKETEERING CHARGE
Death: Collect MM's soul.
MK & FAD: Wonder what all that commotion was about.
MK & FAD: Have a healthy breakfast.
HD & NB: Use skeleton key on locks.
PS: Punch DMK through wheel.
HD & NB: Dispose body through corset.
ADVENTURERS: Flip the fuck out over the sudden alteration of gravity!
AD: Notice thugs and pick up the pace, there's a dame at your side.
Pryglass Goon: Fire your BAZOOKA at Ace Dick
PFPI: Create a spiritual personality for PS, who is now back to normal.
NEXT
Four Heros: Strike a pose, because for you, shit is about to get serious.
Weasel King: Use severed head to flip the fuck out!
Hog Cleric: Use weapon's hook end to try and move dat crank.
Clown Bard: Play an upbeat diddy! (Next: That was a waste of time...)
Elf Mage: Cast spell on self to increase VIM and move the dang crank yerself!
shoot safe
AD: Challenge the two thugs to a car joust!
PFPI: Freeze DMK in ROCK CANDY to buy some time.
PS: Cast magic missiles.
DMK: peek through the little crack left in the universe and see whats on the other side
GPI: Become human to stop the "fondly regard X" puns.
ShadowMK: Follow the Midnight Crew into battle against the sleuths.
Heroes: Crank that in a hip-hop inspired manner.
MM: Stay Dead
PI: Ask Honeybee Professor to share his thoughts on what just happened to the universe.
Thugs: Fire SNIPER RIFLE
GPI: Fondly regard sewation
PFPI: Retrieve MONOGLE dropped by HIGHBROW, for use as SNIPER RIFLE SCOPE.
WW: Eat head of Gargunhut
AD: Sell wife and kids over the LIFE market for a quick buck
Heroes : Eat salted melon(s)
PS: Sommon the Prisioner and the Bard from the other adventures to help you in the battle.
Four Heroes: Spin wheel
Fix map function.
HD and NB: Find Madame Murel's corset.
NB: Pick up the SKELETON BRUSH and the PALETTE
HD and NB: Observe the locks on the wall.
PFPI: Conjure up something useful.
AD: Now that you are rich and powerful, become a vigilante like batman and defeat the thugs.
AD: Retrieve pryglass from furtive eyes for use with sniper rifle
BATHEARST
DEATH: Poof to the LAZY SUSAN and exchange the HEAVEN GOBLET for one of the cups that belong to an ACE DICK who doesn't currently need them. Pour some honey in the HEAVEN GOBLET too.
GPI: COMB RAVE-> DIVINE INTERVENTION
MK: Chug honey from the lazy susan!
FAD: look underneath the lazy susan
PS: Make the universe do a barrel roll.
GPI: Unfondly disregard DMK.
PS: Turn steering wheel
Thug: Continue point your LASER SIGHT at AD.
Heroes: Turn the crank.
*Thug: Continue pointing your LASER SIGHT at AD.
Heroes: Turn crank in reverse, this time.
suggestion: ICON PACK 6 with some of the awesome animations from the donation-supported commands.
FourHeros: Conjunction Modus Operandi: Crank 'Dat!
New Blog: Rearrange thy self to show the newest post first!
Four Heroes: Ride Corpse like Mechanical Bull.
PS: Somehow drive vessel to the edge of the TOWER OF SYNDETIC ASCENSION.
NB : Use brush and paint on colored padlock.
GPI: fondly regard ham
NB&HD: Climb the wires to the center of the universe and join the battle against DMK!
AS: Seriously, you're useless, so go down to your office and dial STAR - HEART - HORSESHOE
Clocktower: Conjure CLOCKWORK PUPPIES after being activated by the Heroes.
Next: The HOUNDS OF TINDALOS are unleashed!
Heroes: turn ceiling/floor crank.
FAD: Punch MK in snout to establish superiority
GPI: Wage all-out war against DMK.
Jailbreak: Use elf powers to make some coffe while waiting for horse to wake
GPI: Creatively Fondle Regurgitation
Shoot the safe through the rip in time before it closes!
PS: Get ship back to where you can battle against DMK.
Four heroes: Turn wheel
HD and NB: Pick up the SKELETON BRUSH and the PALETTE
Bees: fill the "Caraffe of pentiltimate destruction" with honey
AD: Combat Operandi- Family Ties
The rip in the universe caused canon to break momentarily, bringing the Midnight Crew to battle the Heroes!
DMK: Rip universe in half vertically to piss everyone off.
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