Wednesday, December 17, 2008

The MS Paint Adventures Suggestion Box


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Some notes:

- Keep it short! I tend to clip all suggestions to be about 60 characters or less.

- Maybe this is obvious, but only make suggestions for the latest point in the story! Posting the suggestion "shoot safe" when I am 800 pages past that point doesn't make the slightest bit of sense!

11,556 comments:

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Eridanus said...

AD: Spot INCOGNITO SPY.

and/or

AD: Take INCOGNITO SPYGLASS

Wrot said...

ZAD: Draw some dragons

Anonymous said...

AD: grab a bite to eat

Anonymous said...

Warriors: Establish a beachhead by building a fort from Garnghut's remains.

Novan said...

Check on the combs!

Anonymous said...

AD: Floor that sucker!

wahwah said...

Clock Tower: SUMMON -> MASTER SANDMAN

GPI: Fondly regard steering wheel with PS.

DMK: TACTICAL ENLIGHTENMENT -> HASTE

Anonymous said...

PS: Declare it to be Tea Time.

Anonymous said...

GPI: Fondly regard cremation

Alex S. said...

PS: Check watch to confirm whether or not it's Daylight Savings Time.

dino340 said...

PS: Spin the now clock wheel around as fast as you possibly can

Anonymous said...

Professor: Remind everyone you still exist by unmuting self.

Anonymous said...

PS: Summon Andrew Hussie

Valac said...

MK: Boost your mass until you exceed the Tolman-Oppenheimer-Volkoff limit

Anonymous said...

Anchor: Sepulchritude!

Chris said...

PS: Rotate wheel left

Anonymous said...

PS: Hands at 10 o' clock and 2 o' clock.

mcc said...

Reach into wheel; grab hour hand; twist it backward an hour or two

Invariel said...

PS: Steer boat to nine o'clock, remembering that A STITCH IN TIME SAVES NINE

Anonymous said...

GPI: Don't fondly regard creation, it's clearly a trap.

Anonymous said...

PS: Spin the ship's wheel counter-clockwise to wind the CLOCK OF CARTISIAN ALIGNMENT backwards, thus fucking up the space-time continuum. (GPI is gonna be pissed)

Mikker said...

Floor below MK: Give out.

Anonymous said...

PS; turn back time

Michael said...

PS: Grab hold of that steering wheel and spin that clock back, baby!

yongfoo said...

PS: Spin Steering Wheel Clockwise out of curiosity.

TooTallTony said...

Spin the wheel really fast and stop it 180 degrees from where it started.

71M said...

FAD: COMBAT OPERANDI -> SUPER MASSIVE GUACAMOLE

Drade said...

PS: turn wheel to 0600

PS said...

SPIN THE WHEEL! FOR THE LOVE GPI, SPIN THE WHEEL LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SPUN IT BEFORE!

Anonymous said...

PS: Fire your lazer.

Zaratustra said...

FAD: Yank MK's brassier drawstrings.

Mikker said...

PS: Manipulate time to unite with FFPI.

Anonymous said...

everyone: HOLY SHIT TIME TO PANIC

Anonymous said...

I can't resist any more. I have to jump out of the window. I done so many retarded things but i forgot the obvious on. beside it's god damn hot i need a fresh breeze!

Anonymous said...

PS: Flip out on the wheel

Anonymous said...

20 bucks? Awww... I'll never be able to afford that... Couldn't you make it, like, 15 bucks? Or something?

Anonymous said...

PS: Ride ship's WHEEL like a mechanical bull.

Anonymous said...

HD&NB: See what all the ruckus is about in the adjacent room.

Klaro said...

PS: turn the wheel and see what happens.

Anonymous said...

PS: Turn wheel completely around to see what happens.

Anonymous said...

This shit just got symbolic

Me Again said...

PS: Turn the wheel arround, just to see what happens.

Anonymous said...

PS: this shit just symbolic

Anonymous said...

FAD: Drink honey

Andrew said...

AD: Call your mom. she has been lonely lately.

Anonymous said...

FAD: Shoot floor out from under MK

Anonymous said...

PS: Try to spin the wheel to 7:77 for good luck. Hurry, before you realize it's impossible!

Anonymous said...

Use WHEEL to turn back time to before the SUCKLE RECEPTICLES were destroyed.

Anonymous said...

PS,PI,ZAD,FAD,DEATH, AND EVERY HERO I CANT REMEMBER: sing "Silent Night" to raise his emotions AND DO IT GOOD!

Anonymous said...

DAMAGE REPORT -> SUCKLE RECEPTACLES

Anonymous said...

FAD: go get HD's courset. two can play at this game of dress up

Anonymous said...

PS: Get your funk on

Anonymous said...

PS: Combat Operandi > Stop: Hammertime!

Anonymous said...

PS: Turn the wheel so clock strikes 6.

rridgway said...

PS: Punch Centre of wheel.

AD: Sic dog on thugs.

AD: Locate Death

PI: Climb mast.

ZAD: Go below deck.

HD: fondle Swain

NB: Paint locks with Flail.

G-Midgit said...

PS: spin the wheel to see what happens.

Water.640 said...

PS: Pick up the heroes already!

Anonymous said...

PS: Set clock ten hours ahead, most likely after the defeat of DMK.

shepard said...

PS: Pick up the heroes already!

blue said...

The CATHEDRAL OF SYNDETIC ASCENSION has two cranks. One manipulates the portal's focus. The other one then likely controls the zoom.

Zoom. You know, like a TELESCOPE.

XLPANDAS said...

the clock said "DONG" hehehe

Anonymous said...

Point gun at head and invoke persona.

inthesto said...

AD: Stop for a moment and question whether or not you have become just like your worst enemy, Mobster Kingpin, and thus let your guard down around the mobsters.

ZeeDiKay said...

Sonhearst: Ask daddy for ice cream and generally look adorable.

By the way, LOVE this thing!

Overlord59 said...

PS: Spin the wheel like a crazy foo.

Anonymous said...

The clock on the Ship's wheel starts ticking backwards

Shazam! said...

PS+PI+AD: Yule-Time Beatdown Lv.∞: Ho-Ho-Homicide!

Anonymous said...

PS+PI+ZAD: Stop. Collaborate. Listen.

Anonymous said...

FAD: Aim for MK'S HUGE HEAD

Ghede said...

PS: Quickly spin wheel to the left, reversing time and ending all these convoluted shenanigans.

Mikker said...

Santa: Drop presents on ACE DECK for everyone

Santa: Engage battle with DMK

Santa: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> Lv. 87 NAUGHTY COAL CANNON

Santa: COMBAT OPERANDI -> WRECK THEM ALL WITH BURNING HOLLY

Mikker said...

after aquiring telescope:

PI: Aim SNIPER RIFLE at DMK through the ship's WHEEL.

Silverling said...

AD: Change the clock time.

Jon Santiago said...

MK and FAD: Lap up the honey like dogs. You can't let it go to waste!

Ben said...

PFPI: Summon CLIFF FLUXTABLE!

Mostly because I just want to see the illustration. So kill me

Anonymous said...

FAD: Smash FPI's SUCKLE RECEPTACLE and replace it with PFPI's.

Anonymous said...

FAD: Xyzzy

Lutair said...

PS: Consult Guide

David said...

AD and Family: Purchase delightful toothpick chicken.

Guypersonmanthing said...

PS: Flip wheel upside-down.

Steven said...

Bees:recollect honey because recycling is good.

SHIZZAM! said...

ZAD:decide that its time to put your undead ass to use!

Steven said...

FAD:Become homo-erotically attracted to MK's massiveness

Istanbul said...

PS: Remove wheel, then fling it at DMK like a time shuriken

Sealink said...

FAD: Attack corset strings

Anonymous said...

GPI: wear universe as a corset

OR

GPI: ride universe like a mechanical bull

OR

PS: Realize how useless this all is and become Emo Problem Sleuth: EPS.

Anonymous said...

PS: Spin wheel 180 degrees counterclockwise, going back 6 hours in time.

PS said...

Wonder why you don't have neat non-feminine counter parts like PI and AD.

wahwah said...

DMK: Detach (rocket) tentacles to fondle the speakeasy patrons to harvest bonus experience points. Use Extra points on defensive skills and a demonic anti gravitational battleship.

willah said...

AD: Shoot safe.

I mean, pull MK's drawstrings until he starts to get all event-horizon-ey.

willah said...

FAD: Intercept previous command which was of course meant for you all along.

Wrot said...

Tower: continue interpreting the cycles of time.

MK: Reduce your mass to zero

MK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> PHOTON FORM

Anonymous said...

MK: Combat Operandi: Mobster Hole

(Augment Mass and reduce Volume to create a black hole :O)

Anonymous said...

PS: Ride the steering wheel like a mechanical bull.

Saelvarath said...

all: battle menu, abscond: DMK's demonimity

OR

any PI: ascend to battle-godhood to fight the wretch tampering with the fabric of the universe

blue said...

PFPI: Equip CATHEDRAL OF SYNDETIC ASCENSION to CAPTAIN'S SEXTANT



This is Problem Sleuth. It's crazy enough it might work.

Knolly said...

FAD: Combat Operandi: BOOM HEADSHOT!

Anonymous said...

MM: Slightly miffed, throw the tea at Death.

Anonymous said...

MM: Seduce Death to gain your life back.

Anonymous said...

MM: Accept. You love fat mammals.

Anonymous said...

HD: Go to the chimney, turn on the fan power. Wonder what effect it will have on the battle.

Anonymous said...

Death: Don't take that from MM! You're the grim Reaper for goodness 'sakes!

Anonymous said...

You don't happen to play Mitadake High do you?

blue said...

Death: Suggest some other game involving rather large creatures.

Dan said...

MM: Defeat Death, and return to life to help MK. Kick Death in the balls on the way out of the afterlife.

Anonymous said...

Death: Take MM's slap as a challenge to a game of slapfighting.

Anonymous said...

GPI: Fondly regard chronometer.

Anonymous said...

Death: Run away in fear, take a nice vacation.

Anonymous said...

Death: You don't have to take that kind of abuse. Assert your authority.

Anonymous said...

Deah: Remember you're the grim reaper and do horrible things to MM.

foard said...

PS: Spin wheel 90 degrees to the left.

Lord Bob said...

MM: throw tea in Death's face. Run for freedom.

Anonymous said...

Death: Show that lady who's the boss with some manly gusto.

Anonymous said...

Everyone: Check status and inventories.

LordDrucifer said...

Death: accept MM's challange and summon guitars for the impeding duel.

Dante said...

AD: COMBAT OPERANDI -> FAMILY TIES

NB: Search nervously for your teddy bear. (If it's not there, MM may have a weapon already at her disposal for if/when she is resurrected!)

mcc said...

Death: Apologize profusely, then begin a protracted process of courtship toward MM from afar.

Anonymous said...

Professor Bee: Come home from vacation and look at the MESS OF HONEY in a surprised, yet comical manner.

Invariel said...

Death: AGGRESS

sonicphc said...

PS: Stop staring at that wheel and do something already!

Anonymous said...

Everyone: (After defeating DMK) Wake up and realize that it was all a game of Dungeons and Dragons the whole time.

Anonymous said...

Death: Backhand that broad to assert otherworldy doninance!

Mori said...

Death: Cry bony tears.

Tyler said...

Death: Suggest Chutes and Ladders instead

Anonymous said...

Death: Get out slapping scythe.

GLBX said...

GPI: Fondly ride creation like a mechanical bull.

Anonymous said...

Death: Slap MM! (Fight, fight, fight!)

Anonymous said...

Problem Sleuth: Summon Magical Spruceman Superhero (SMSS) to fight DMK!

Simon The Digger said...

Death: Gently remind MM that, even though she's dead, you could kill her until she dies from it, if you so desired.

Anonymous said...

MM: Accept Death's offer anyway.

Anonymous said...

Death: Stop being a pussy and banish MM to the deepest depths of the underworld already, cause shit just got real.

Dante said...

MM+Death: Sissy slap fight!

Anonymous said...

HD+NB: Walk up stairs and turn on the power already!

Anonymous said...

Death: Pose in a angry fashion because shit just got real. Real Dead!

sammy said...

ok more then 300 coments waw i will follllow this blog

Toby Lurio said...

PS: Punch through ship's wheel.

Mad said...

AD: Punch Thughearst in gut to assert dominance.

Anonymous said...

Death: THIS IS THE AFTERLIFE! Pushes MM to the pit of infinite tortures.

Silverling said...

Death: Get an new SCYTHE

Anonymous said...

ALL: Show inventory

Anonymous said...

PFPI: Conjure a guitar for PS

Anonymous said...

GPI: Fondly regard cremation.

Anonymous said...

Death: Invite Madam Murel to join Game of Life with Ace Dick.

nupanick said...

PFPI: Create Candy-cane-scythe for death and make red hats for heroes, because the holidays just got serious.

Anonymous said...

PS: Try to pinpoint the exact moment in time where everything went apeshit.

Anonymous said...

Death: WTF? *grab new scythe (you are death after all)*

steven said...

Death: Send off the brute lady to you're sisters place. She's just way to intimidating for you're lack of vim.

Anonymous said...

Hey Andrew,

Just want to let you know that AdBlock Plus with a Filterset.G subscription blocks the main comic images on your site by default, and that's a pretty common set up. I have a feeling that a lot of people come to your site and "don't see what the big deal is" because it's just a bunch of text descriptions that are totally out of context (in fact, I went through the first couple hundred Problem Sleuth commands before realizing that something was fishy). I'd say this is a critical problem that you should work out ASAP.

Philby said...

Death: Use your Scy... oh wait

Anonymous said...

MM: Slap Death around a little more, then agree to play.

Mikker said...

DMK: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> PIN-POINT LASER LEER

Emperor said...

Death: You're Death! Don't let her get an advantage over you!

André said...

Death: Grow a freakin' spine and bot MM in the head or something.

Anonymous said...

Heroes: Turn other wheel already!

Anonymous said...

Heroes: Turn ceiling crank.

Anonymous said...

MM: Join Game of Life with to compete brutally with AD. Some suspicious mobsters need a new leader.

Anonymous said...

Death: Aggress with Hand Scythe.

Byron said...

AD: go steal that hooligan's spyglass.

Anonymous said...

Death: Sadly ogle ground in shame

Jordan said...

Unspeakable Horrors: Slip through the cracks in reality.

Anonymous said...

MC: Slip through the weakened non-canon dimensional barrier to fight.

Mikker said...

What... what happened to MMs corpse...?

Wrot said...

PI: use EXTRA DIMENSIONS to out logic in all this weird portal shit.

Anonymous said...

Death: Apologize profusely, suggest Chutes 'n' Ladders instead

Anonymous said...

HD and NB: Ascend the stairs

Heros: Land

Anonymous said...

FFPI: Hold inventory-eating contest sometime in near future

Mikker said...

Heroes: Flail about in a more heroic manner

Craigus said...

PS+PI+ZAD: Check on DMK.

Mikker said...

Oh fuck, they landed. XD

Right, never mind.

Anonymous said...

AD: Punch DMK in snout to establish superiority once Life is finished.

Altobass said...

AD: Enjoy life more.

sammy said...

ok to much comens ok stop

Anonymous said...

MM: Punch Death in the snout to establish hostility.

Anonymous said...

DMK: Feel ignored.

Roco said...

First off can you make a sugestion for Jail brake? If so here it is:
Horse: wake up and eat elf to show supiriority :)

Anonymous said...

Madman: Roll over children and become there king!!!

Anonymous said...

Children: Try and make a fire with the madman

Mikker said...

"Submit a comment to this post to make a suggestion for the latest MSPA story."

I doubt that Andrew is going to do others, at least until Problem Sleuth is done.

Anyways,

DMK: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust

blue said...

DMK: Succumb to unfathomable bratwurst

Anonymous said...

NB: Head up to the ship and see if the nectar coming from DMK is flammable.

Kratospie said...

PI: Get a telesctope from some one! i mean theres the tungs one and the swains one! come on!

TCM said...

Death: Beg for mercy.

Anonymous said...

ACE DICK COMBAT OPERANDI: CHECK YO'SELF JONAH
PLZPLZPLZPZLZ

Anonymous said...

Death: Send MM into the after life. PERMEMENTLY!

Anonymous said...

AD: Call the police on the thug with the INCOGNETO PRYGLASS.

Wrot said...

Clock Tower: ALIGN CARTESLY

Anonymous said...

AD: Beat down the thugs EarthBound- style.

Anonymous said...

FAD: Consume Honey

Anonymous said...

Death: Punch MM in snout to establish superiority.

Anonymous said...

Death: Cry black tears.

Mikker said...

Churlish Toff and Mannerly Highbrow: Climb CATHEDRAL OF SYNDETIC ASCENSION

Anonymous said...

Ignore all the seeing aids, they would never fit a sniper rifle anyway.^

Mikker said...

Of course, but you must remember that they can easily be affixed to a CAPTAIN'S SEXTANT.

safetyhammer said...

Hog Cleric: Commence doomed romance with Weasel Warrior.

Anonymous said...

Adventurers: Arrive to announce your new alliance with DMK

cultistofvertigo said...

Using this as a forum to express my delight rather than it's true intention, let me just say the this "chapter" thing is the best idea you've ever had. I just really wish you'd of thought of it before I started reading it. I did just turn a friend on to PS, so at least someone will benefit. The set chapters seems a bit presumptive though.

But also, those 4 heroes seriously need to turn that crank now. For reals.

cube-166 said...

Death and MM: Duel with Banjos!

Mikker said...

Churlish Toff and Mannerly Highbrow: Climb CLOCK TOWER OF CARTESIAN ALIGNMENT

Adept Omega said...

MM: Beat Death over the head with board game.

Anonymous said...

HD+NB: Paint a mural of urban diversity using the SKELETON BRUSH and PALETTE

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