Wednesday, December 17, 2008
The MS Paint Adventures Suggestion Box
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«Oldest ‹Older 1601 – 1800 of 11545 Newer› Newest»AD: notice that a phone and cinderblock have landed on the street near you
Transidental PI: Incorporate the unlockable non-canon into the official canon such that it is official canon.
ZAD: Punch prisoner in the face to establish superiority, then eat the gummy worms on the floor.
HD: Ask Weasel Bard to sing his magic speed-of-light song
CHECK HONEY STATUS
unmute proffessor bee to ask questions
GPI: Fondly regard irony...and convenient plotholes.
ZAD: eat fallen gummy candy worms.
ZAD: Ride guy in jail cell like mechanical bull.
Ace Dick: Become Ace Skull, kill the thugs, get out of the LIFE GAME and use your ACE SKULL POWERS to get to Death, resurrecting your dear WIFEHEARST.
ZAD: Offer man discarded gummy worms. And then punch him in the snout to establish superiority.
OH MY GAWD. Kill teh monkey
PS: Realize you are almost out of Ace Dicks and resolve to be more careful with the last one.
Neither of those guys from the cell in jailbreak could be ZAD! Because if one of them was, wouldn't all the bullet lodged in ZAD's flesh have dropped on the ground when his flesh decomposed? Look at the picture, there are no bullets to be seen! And they couldn't have been shot into the wall or anything like that, because we can only see a handgun, which wouldn't be able to fire the sniper bullets.
ZAD: Regard inconsistencies with Prison break using above post, breaking fourth wall several times in vain attempt to survive epic plot-driven adventure.
ZAD: Tie the gummy worms into a rope and tie it around your waist. Then, pull a bullet out of your body and tie the other end of the gummy worm rope around it. Then, grab a KEY and insert the bullet into the KEY. Fire the KEY upwards to be dragged along with the bullet and reach the roof. Finally, yank out some whale intestines to make a rope for your new friend to climb up.
Wait, if ZAD is a zombie, wouldn't he be immortal? And anyway, how does whale flesh in the sun deteriorate slower than zombie flesh in a dank cell? If you read a few pages farther into Jailbreak, you see the whale, still in pretty good shape.
ZAD: grandiosely grab the kick-ass key's and blow the hell outta that weird waving walled wan walla
MAN: Give ZAD a boost so he can reach the hole and climb up.
ZAD: Make a rope out of your clothes and pull the man up.
Repeat until you reach the roof.
Clown Bard: In shocking plot twist, reveal yourself to be the bard from Bard's Quest wearing clown makeup, thus tying all the comics together.
NB: Cooly put the sunglasses on while HD screams, ala CSI: Miami.
ZAD: Punch violin in snout to establish superiority
PS: Check stomach for runes of a majyyk spell used to summon elves carved into your flesh.
If such a ridiculous thing exists, remember to pass it down to your children to aid them should they need to escape a jail or something.
ZAD: Ask the man to hit you on the head until the BRAIN DAMAGE raises your IMAGINATION enough for you to imagine a saw to cut through the barred window.
ZAD: Tell the MAN that you personaly know DEATH, and, that if you kill each other, you can probably get him to resurect you both outside of the cell.
PS: Summon Spaghedeity!
PAD: shoot the nearest guy in west to establish superiority
PS:do anything already!
AD: Ride Prospector's Colon like a mechanical bull!
AD: Go hunting.
AD: Ford river
AD+BH: Ford the river.
AD + BATHEARST: Go back and cheat at life. Such a peaceful life is no life for you.
AD+BH: Fight some Inijins.
AD, you son of a bitch! Have you forgotten that while you were playing that shitty game of life your friends were battling against a nigh-invincible demon?! Cut the crap and go fucking help them already!
Bard: Serenade the Swamp Wizard with a ballad about the kings wife.
Swamp Wizard: Cast a fire spell onto the three heroes for entering your swamp uninvited.
"Wait, if ZAD is a zombie, wouldn't he be immortal? And anyway, how does whale flesh in the sun deteriorate slower than zombie flesh in a dank cell? If you read a few pages farther into Jailbreak, you see the whale, still in pretty good shape."
Obviously someone came along and pumped a lot of preservative chemicals into the whale, and then threw its intestine down the hole.
He then stole all the gummy worms while they were both sleeping. When they woke up ZAD accused the other guy of stealing the worms and they choked each other to death and they turned into skeletons.
And ZAD's skeleton got bigger for some reason.
It's all so obvious.
AD: Ford the river!
AD+BH: Go on buffalo shooting spree to vent impotent vengeful bloodlust.
Bathearst contracts Dysentery!
Bard: Offer your servants to the swamp wizard in exchange for a dragon slaying sword.
Bard: Ride the swamp wizard like a mechanical bull.
Ad: Press Space
Bard: Ask the swamp wizard to enchant your cod piece.
PS: Summon BOWL OF PETUNIAS and throw them down to whale's corpse.
All: Pause to mourn the passing of the mighty marine beast.
DMK: Shed a single tear to mourn the death of the fellow blubbery being.
PI: Now's your chance! Aim for DMK while he's mourning the loss of the whale!
AD and Bathearst: Are you even playing Life anymore? Or even a remotely similar game?
AD: Get horses shoed by Hiram the Blacksmith.
FMK: Decrease mass and increase size; exit brothel.
AD: Help Elect Zachary Taylor
PS:Love the (Comic/game)!
Clown Themed Villain: Pursue Bathearst westward in a Helicopter shaped like yourself
AD: Quick Stop that wagon from humping BATHEARST!
PI:Aim
AD+Bathearst: Ford the river! Caulk is for cowards.
GPI: Press space into a nutshell.
GPI: Realize your mistake and instead press the space bar.
AD: SPACEBAR
PI: Realize that Frankenstein wouldn't know how to fire a sniper rifle.
AD + BH: Quit Oregon Trail (TM) and load SimCity (TM).
BATTLE OPERANDI: NATURAL DISASTERS!
AD+Bathearst: Attempt to ford river.
(losing Bathearst in the process perhaps)
FFPI: goto the future and steal MM's SCALE COREST before MK
AD + BH: Celebrate Cinco de Mayo!!!
SnoopMecha+PS: Roll down the street, smoking indo, sipping on gin and juice.
DMK: Running the Numbers - Cold Blood Killer
AD+Bathearst: Get assaulted by natives.
There is but one solution to be found.
AD: FORD THE RIVER
AD: Grueling Pace
AD: Attempt to cross river.
AD: Ride the ox like a mechanical bull.
AD: Transplant Bathearst's colon to your own to survive Prospector's colon.
AD: Go back to town and exchange your pioneering equipment for a more manly approach.
AD+BH: Caulk wagon and attempt to float across river.
AD: quit these stupid minigames and get back to the battle.
Bathearst: Orphan drama.
AD+BH: FORD THE RIVER! YOUR OX'S LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!
PAD and BATHEARST: Dump all supplies and fill the empty space with BACON
AD: ignore all the boring parts and play the hunting minigame.
Death+MM+FAD+Wifehearst: Form political group pushing for the rights of dead people.
BATHEARST: Quickly type "BANG"
PI: With ZAD out of the way, shoot at DMK Again.
AD: Consult watch on why you've gone from the hard-boiled '20s to the laze-about 1840's
Ya know, the AD that married WH and helped give birth to SH is actually the "female" version of AD?
AD+Bathearst: Come to your senses! Going West is stupid! Screw the Wheel of Life! Fight crime anyway!
AD: Clean up and patch up that wound in your belly, my gosh.
AD + BH: AD press return while BH presses spacebar.
AD + Bathearst: Hunt for food.
Death: take back your Life board, before it causes a universal paradox!
AD+BH: Don't you DARE start over! Your city needs you to fight crime!
AD: Strike gold and become rich yet again with your heroic son.
BH: Realize that your "father" is actually the "female" version of the ADs, and that, you are, therefore, adopted. DUN DUN DUUUUNNN!
AD: eat PICKLED BACON to treat PROSPECTOR'S COLON.
AD: Research Cure for Dysentery
AD: Consult the "Sourdough's Compendium" for a cure for Prospector's Colon
Bathearst: Buy nothing but GRANDFATHER CLOCKS at the next town
AD:Travel forth and attempt to ford river when the timing is right to ford such a body of water.
AD: Press return to size up the situation.
AD: You die of dysentery. Game over.
PI: Correct aim, shoot.
FMK: Rough up foppish gents in a fit of unprovoked and spicy rage.
AD: Attempt to steer ox away from pixelated river.
DMK: Mourn the lost of the beautiful marine mammal.
PIG HERO: Vandalize HAM TRUCK.
PI: Aim the cannon at GPI
PS: Pee off the side of the ship.
AD: Before beginning anew, reminisce on the GOOD OLD DAYS with your old FRIENDS
"Ya know, the AD that married WH and helped give birth to SH is actually the "female" version of AD?"
AD is so manly, he can conceive a child even as a woman.
Bard: DO SOMETHING ALREADY!
Swamp Wizard: Tell the Bard that a dragon resides in the Caverns of Harold.
Nothing.
AD: Ride OX like a mechanical bull.
GPI: Fondly oggle DAT ASS
AD: ford the river!
PAD: Hunt bison
AD: Ride ox like a mechanical bull.
AD: Replace ox's colon with own to prevent prospector's cancer.
ZAD: Stretch your imagination. Then use it to climb out of the building through the gaping hole(s).
AD: Come across a river with no BRIDGE. Choose to travel THROUGH IT to get across.
ZAD: Off yourself with the gun to escape back to death.
Bard: Attack whatever creature that is in your immediate vicinity.
Bard: Feed your servants to the creature in you immediate vicinity in order to gain it's servitude.
Bard: Continue to dance with new animated dance moves.
AD: Contract more multitudes of diseases including dysentery, malaria, yellow fever, influenza, red fever, polio, blue fever, and somehow astigmatism.
AD+Bathearst: With knowledge that this AD is technically female, perform incest to expand the family.
AD: Ride wagon like a mechanical bull / Ride oxen like a mechanical bull.
GPI: Ride universe like a mechanical bull
Bard: Request a schema pumpkin from the swamp wizard.
Bard: Hit the creature in your immediate vicinity on the head with your lute.
(Bard Quest will have a new page if it's the last thing I do.)
Bard: Quickly attempt to tame the creature in your immediate vicinity for use in the battle against the dragon.
Bard: Realize that there is, in fact, a dragon concentration camp run by the vile ogres.
Swamp Wizard: Summon a horde of zombies to test the young Bard.
Bard: Ask the swamp wizard to summon up CANDY CANE RAPIER.
Bard: Ask the swamp wizard to summon up the CHOCOLATE BAR BROAD SWORD.
Bard: Ask the swamp wizard to summon up the LOLLIPOP CROSSBOW.
AD: Screw this ride, be a real man and ride the bull!
AD: FORD THE RIVER
Swamp Wizard: Provide a prophetic message of doom to the young(old?) heroes.
Bard: Shine the Swamp Wizards shoes!
Bard: In response to finding no dragons, throw down your cod piece in disgust.
AD: Die of dysentery.
AD: Seek a place for oil-drilling!
Bard: Ask Swamp Wizard to summon up the PEPPERMINT MYTHRIL COAT
ZAD:Punch cellmate in the snout to establish superiority. Form suicide pact.
AD: AGRESS Buffalo
AD: LOL at the Sierra Gold Rush reference.
AD: Headbutt Ox to establish superiority like a Paladin with a hard-on for justice.
AD+Bathearst: Ford the river.
GAME: Introduce previously unseen mechanics. Again.
AD: Press RETURN.
BH: Press SPACE BAR.
The two part ways in a ball's out, super bad ass way...possibly to be reunited at a future juncture.
Abandoned BH: "This shit just got a little too real." Single tear of META-PANG NECTAR.
AD: Wild west truffle shuffle.
Old west townsfolk: Mock Bathearst for his fruity clothing
BH and PAD: Stop to shoot wildlife for food.
AD: Press RETURN
PS: Get more involved in your own story line, Damnit! You're losing the Lime Light!
AD:Get in fight whit giant spider robot like in Wild Wild West.
PI: Smoke that bitch!
Bathearst: Do the Batusi.
*dance* *dance*
AD: Die of dysentery.
FFPI: Stop Jailbreak guy from killing himself.
AD+Sonhearst: Drink WHISKEY and use the power of imagination to cure the PROSPECTOR'S COLON.
AD: Check supplies.
Bathearst dies of dysentery. DMK's emotions rise
AD: You forgot your grandfather clock collection! Return to Independence, MO.
AD: Sell everything, buy 12 Grandfather Clocks, 14 Hats.
AD: Ford the river.
AD: Attempt to ford the river
ZAD: Do some zombie stuff whit the guy.
Oh, that's Gold Rush? I thought they were playing Oregon Trail.
PI: Correct aim before DMK's EMOTIONs run out.
HOG MAGE: cast haste2 on speed of light
DMK: In a fit of emotion, write heartrending ballad.
PS: Reunite with the Snoop bust in an emotional jump through space.
DMK: Man stop dicking around and summon the bizzaro counterparts from the Salty Snack realm: Chip Sleuth, Pretzel Inspector and Ace Jerky!
AD: Ride the bull like a mecha- oh wait...
AD+Bathearst: Attempt to Ford Kansas River.
AD: Press SPACE BAR to continue
PS: Realise that you and PI are the only ones left on the boat. Use profanity accordingly.
AD: Shoot Buffalo
AD+Bathearst: Attempt to ford the river
Heroes: Go to brothel, proceed to kick MKs ass.
Jailbreak Guy: Become Zombie Jailbreak Guy and travel back in time.
OX: Trample Bathearst, causing DMKs emotion gauge to go through the roof.
Pig Hero: Get offended at Ham Needle.
DEAR LORD NO!
NOT THE OREGON TRAIL!
Pig Cleric: Use PORCINE INTERVENTION on the HAM NEEDLE, thus resurrecting GARGANTUAN PIG.
AD and Sonhearst: FORD THE RIVER
ZAD:Ensue on moronic Adventures with the other guy in the room.
GPI: Oddly regard the notion that a zombie can die and become a skeleton.
BATHEARST: Contract DYSENTERY
MK: Wasn't there a megaton key somewhere?
FORD THE DYSENTERY!
AD: Progress on LIFE, getting at the DESERT UN-LIFE GHOST TOWN
AD+Bathearst: Ford the river!
PS: Realise that 80% of your crew has left you for one reason or another. Blow CAPTAIN'S WHISTLE to call them back.
Batherst: Die of Dysentery.
Bathearst: Contract a case of dysentery
PS: Realise that you have no choice, use SEPULCHRITUDE!
PI: Get ready to shoot DMK's NETHER-REGIONAL VULNERABULB.
PS can't use SEPULCHRITUDE, his JOCOSE HONEY CONTAINER was broken.
PI: Keep shooting DMK until you have enough for another COMB RAVE.
PFPI: Reappear just in time to use your COMB RAVE. ( If you look at the comb rave cups, you can see that the only ones left are PS's and FPI's, but he's gone, so it would be PFPI's now. )
PS: Realise that the next COMB RAVE is yours, and you'd finally get to use the legendary SEPULCHRITUDE!
PI: Keep shooting DMK until you have enough for another COMB RAVE.
PFPI: Reappear just in time to use your COMB RAVE. ( If you look at the comb rave cups, you can see that the only ones left are PS's and FPI's, but he's gone, so it would be PFPI's now. )
PS: Realise that the next COMB RAVE is yours, and you'd finally get to use the legendary SEPULCHRITUDE!
PI: Using your "high" strenght atribute trhow your sniper gun to DMK
DMK: Regardingly fondle the universe.
DMMK: Suddenly and violently loosen the drawstrings to increase your size with enough force to send everyone flying.
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