Wednesday, December 17, 2008
The MS Paint Adventures Suggestion Box
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HD: Flip switch
Heroes: Splice wires together at the hamneedle
HD: Flip switch again
PS: You don't seem to be doing anything useful, I thought this was your game?
Wonder how those pumpkins are doing...
Dance until all troubles are forgotten. Then shoot a puppet.
PI: It's not working! Stop firing to conserve ammunition.
Heroes: Regard HAM TRUCK, fondling it like a mechanical bull.
EVERYONE!
Things aren't over yet!!
But do a victory dance anyway, assuming that you will win without any hiccups.
Salmon Pirate: emerge from the basement of the Chicago Overcoat and wonder what all the commotion is up on the deck
Bard Quest and Jailbreak aren't really moving along.
Perhaps Andrew Hussie should tie them all together with a mysterious plot twist?
Well, on the one hand, there would be a delay for the electricity, but it wouldn't be related to the speed of light. Regardless, in a cable that long, there would be near-infinite resistance anyways. Therefore, we want to make the cable colder.
Death: Icy Grasp of Death on the cable. Or something.
FMK: Ride dollhouse like a mechanical bull.
AD: Give Bathearst a father to weird batson heart to heart about the values of life and death.
SnoopDoggCandyMecha: Assist the crew
GPI: Ride the universe like a mechanical bull.
FFPI: Look around.
PI: Shoot through a porthole with the sniper rifle repeatedly, creating a bullety cage of death.
AD: Become the hulk!
DMK: Get overly emotional at the senseless act of friendly fire you are witnessing.
DMK: You sunk my battleship!
Retrieve arms from clown painting.
ZAD: Plug SNIPER RIFLE barrel hole with finger, causing the gun to back up and explode, thus destroying the universe.
DMK: You don't seem to be doing anything, I thought this was your boss fight?
PI: Summon Einstein to speed up the electricity
"Well, on the one hand, there would be a delay for the electricity, but it wouldn't be related to the speed of light."
ARGH.
yes it would yes it would yes it would yes it would yes it would yes it would yes it would yes it would yes it would yes it would yes it would yes it would yes it would yes it would
"Regardless, in a cable that long, there would be near-infinite resistance anyways."
Ah ha, finally! An accurate statement!
This is the most significant way in which it is unrealistic. (aside from the fact that the cord is being used to stitch the universe together)
NOW I may effectively wield the rationalization that it is "just a silly cartoon".
FMK: Loosen MASS DRAWSTRING to discourage fancy gentlemen from making advances.
FMK: Combat Operandi-> Level 88 Indigestion
Heroes: Cut the beginning of the fan wire, and splice it with the end of the fan wire, so that the electricity doesn't have to travel around the loop.
Everyone: Be 1337, as the next gif is ps1337.
PFPI: Conjure a New Year's Eve Bomb, to reduce DMK's HP to 1.
PI: Aim BOTH the sniper rifle and the sniper cannon at ZAD so he may have double experience gain.
PI+ZAD: Check SCHEMA PUMPKINS, they must be pretty gnarly right about now.
PI+ZAD: Throw a series of herbs, salt, and spices at the pumpkins and stick it in the fridge mummified in toilet paper to preserve it.
PS: Sing a moving rendition of "Cat's in the Cradle"
ZAD: PARRYCRAFT: GROCER'S WORST NIGHTMARE!!!
HD & NB: Find FMK, take his MASS CORSET.
DMK: Become a grocer.
ZAD: Use expert muscle control to fire the bullets out your arm and at DMK.
PI+ZAD: Reinact a soap opera infront of DMK in order to raise his emotion level more.
PFPI: Arrive, and conjure a candy gun for PS.
PS: Fire the gun through the wheel to hit DMK.
FPI: Arrive just in time to help.
Use key to etch a correction in your window sign.
ZAD: Vomit gummy-pestilence swarm.
Swain: twirl mustache into ignition and use spyglass for "Battle Tech - Mustache Laser" on MK
FFPI: Appear dressed as New Year.
PI: Turn the wheel to affect the flow of time, and undo DMK's health regeneration.
PI: Turn the wheel clockwise and speed up time, causing the electricity to flow faster.
PI: Take off coat
GPI: Your poor little universe doesn't seem to be healing that well, put it on ice for 18 billion years
Universe: Since GPI put the universe on ice, universes temperature has lowered to absolute zero, and electrical currents run faster at colder temperatures
PS: Check Inventory
GPI: Establish a momentary ceasefire to celebrate the new year
AD : Punch Bathearst in snout to establish superiority.
ZAD: Move away from the muzzle of the sniper rifle.
comb report
FAD: Challenge Death to a bout of Masked Mexican Wrestling for your life.
PS:Move ZAD out of the way.
DMK: Scream something vaguely New Years related.
DMK: TERROR BREAK -> BLACK HOLE MOUTH
ZAD: PARRYCRAFT -> GROCER'S WORST NIGHTMARE
Bard: Ask the swamp wizard if there are any dragons around. Also ask him to kindly put on deodorant.
(Just wondering why Bard Quest never ended..)
GPI: Fondly regard carnation.
GPI: Whimsically decide to increase the speed of light by a massive amount for no real reason, then fondly regard it.
FMK: transfer powers over to DMK to make him into FDMK, with a power that's OVER 9000!!
DMK: SELF DESTRUCT SUICIDE BOMBING! It worked for the terrorists!
everyone pause for a real nerdy 1337 moment since the next comic is number 1337
MM: challenge death to painting competition to win back your life.
NB: Put on sunglasses. Ominously.
AD: Search mindlessly for a damned costume.
ZAD+PI: Check on those pumpkins, it's been a while.
ZAD: Move.
ZAD: Take a jump to the left, and then a step to the right.
Electricity: The TIME WARP having been initiated, reach the fan.
Heroes : Join the battle against DMK!
Everyone: Celebrate the New Years by doing that countdown thing then cheering!
ZAD and Other Guy: Have moronic adventures
ZAD: Bite man to establish zombie superiority.
ZAD: Pick up a GUN of the ground.
ZAD: Succumb to the sudden overwhelming urge to bite your cellmate and then form an exclusive Zombie club with aspirations of a new zombie world order.
AD: Become Punisher Ace Dick (PAD) and along with Bathearst violently dispatch thugs for murder of Wifehearst
AD: Be the other guy.
FAD: Ride whale like a mechanical bull.
PAD (Prisoner AD): Check keys for ammo.
ZAD: Place boot on head and proceed to throttle your new "friend".
ZAD: look around room
Let's just leave ZAD have his own little adventure in peace, shall we? :P
Make myself into a tasty sandwich.
AD + Bathearst: COMBAT OPPERANDI - Lv93 double generation truffle shuffle
FAD: Believe your situation to be bullshit and just walk out of Death's office. Use your LATINO MANLINESS to invite MM to a FANCY RESTAURANT just to spite FMK
ZAD: Choke the guy to establish superiority
ZAD: With your new found friend, cleverly arrange items in room with a pair of skeletons you found in ANOTHER room.
ZAD: Slowly realise your cellmate appears to be completely naked. He's probably one of those types of guys who reads Hump Rump intentionally and enjoys it, a social taboo in your time period. Eat his brains in disgust.
First thing scramble should be a choice seeing as he is hard boiled.
ZAD: Together with the man create a rope out of gummy worms.
Other Man in Cell: Go completely insane and start firing rounds using KEY.
DEATH: Offer enchanted tea cakes to your new guests in an effort to draw attention away from your dreadful faux pas
Bard Quest:
At Swamp of Mystery:
> Try to cover your new codpiece with your lute so the wizard can't enchant it.
DEATH: Greet whale in the afterlife.
Wonder how the fuck you threw a phone into a picture of a street in a light box.
ZAD: Just for laughs, make a sculpture of two guys killing each other out of whale bones when they fall down, then climb up the whale instestines to escape.
ZAD: put that boot over head
or
ZAD:punch friendly guy in face (resulting in fight untildeath ^^)
ZAD: Kill friendly looking man immediately, then FLEE.
All: Check Status
GPI: Realize that using FAN CORD to stitch universe together violates your non-interference policy now that someone is using it.
ZAD: Punch man in nose to establish superiority
Completely Sane Prisoner: Pick up the pumpkin.
"ZAD: Punch man in nose to establish superiority"
man! i was abou to say that!
Andrew, you aren't suspicicously connecting this to Jail Break so you can continue with that after Problem Sleuth are you?
AD: Notice that Death has left Life. Reflect. Bring Empire out of LIFE and bring down MKs empire.
Candy Mech: Return to ship with Snoop Dogg bust.
PS: Sip on some gin and juice.
PI: Look at what's happening, and while following view of the whale point your SEXTANT at the tower's giant scope.
ZAD: Imagine what could possibly go wrong.
NB: Plying GPI's arcane attraction to you, pray to/ask him swap the anchor chord for the fan chord in the cosmic patch-up.
ZAD: Pose violently with COMPLETELY SANE man because this shit just got sacrificial
FMK: BOWEL OPERANDI -> MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE
FMK: Your FAD ingestion causes you to suddenly feel kinda bad about all the wrongs you done.
Death: Since his fate is predestined, collect ZAD's soul early.
PS: Take back the scope from PI, adjust the focus and install it back in the ship's wheel BACKWARDS, thus shirking the universe and effective shorting the length of the fan's electrical cord.
or
HD: Find you're way to the ship and put your SCALE BODICE on the ship's wheel (after PS has reinstalled the scope) and tighten the strings, thus narrowing the universe and shorting the distance across it that the electricity has to travel.
ZAD: Befriend clearly sane prisoner.
Aren't you confusing Zombie Ace Dick with Candy Corn Zombie Ace Dick?
PI: Readjust aim to DMK and fire like never before!
Friendly looking man: Serenade AD with violin, offer boot.
AD: Acquire keys and violin, then punch sane man in snout to establish superiority.
Warden: Hear a ruckus coming from the cell and investigate. Find ZAD, realise he's not a prisoner, and attempt to kill him.
Man: Attack the Warden in an attempt to save your new friend's life.
ZAD: Escape out the door while they're fighting, accidently closing and locking the it behind you.
Man+Warden: Realise your trapped, for better or worse, and proceed to have moronic adventures.
Ad: Become the least cliche super "hero" of all time
AD: How do I shot Webs?
GPI: Fondly Regard Crustaceans
AH: ARTIST TECHNIQUE: RETURN to JAIL BREAK
ZAD: Craft the remaining gummy worms into a fancy wig.
Perfectly Sane Man: Eat gummy worms. as they don't appear in Jail Break. Also because you're hungry.
Whale: With dying breath, COMBAT OPERANDI -> BELLY OF ZCD
Perfectly Sane Man: Equip the boot as a hat to establish sanity.
ZAD: Punch PSM in the snout to establish superiority.
PSM: Give ZAD gummy worms as tribute to the far superior deity that is GZAD.
ZAD: Throw gummy worms in the air as confetti in celebration of a new friend.
PI: Ogle what just happened.
This is a Suggestion for JailBreak:
Push the bed with the lazily unhomicidal pony in it down hill.
pick up broken galss from on the road and kill the guys in the car and take the spyglass
PFPI: Imagine a liqueur potent enough to max out PI's imagination gauge again.
ZAD: Pick up all the keys on the floor.
ZAD: Put boot on head and start beating the guy up with the violin.
ZAD: Pick up pumpkin
Snoop-bot: Ramming Speed
ZAD: Using a key, carve a spell into the other guy's stomach invoking elves and such.
ZAD: Use the other guy as a battering ram to break down the door.
ZAD: Hope for the intestines to fall.
Jailbreak man: flip the fuck out after seeing ZAD's rotting frame.
PS: ask PI to summon indestructible METAL SCHEMA PUMPKIN, with schema pre-built in and electric light inside!
GPI: Fondly regard authors ingenuity
ZAD: Avoid any chance of cross-canon adventures by firing ALL of the remaining bullets in the gun. Make really sure it's empty. And make sure nothing else in the room could possibly act as a bullet. This game is silly enough already. (not to mention that the skeletons in Jail Break are both too big to be ZAD)
Wait, in jail break the whale looks freshly slaughtered, but those skeletons have been "long dead". How can these things be?
ZAD:Retrieve keys and wear boot on head
Mannerly Highbrow and Pickle Inspector: Ogle each other in competition for the affection of the fair NERVOUS BROAD
AD: Become "ACE DICK!"
(Your rather lackluster imagination does not allow you to be creative enough to come up with anything else)
AD: Become ACE DICK. Your current powers are awesome enough to take care of some thugs.
Wow.. this is just ridiculous. We still need a finishing move and yet we only have FPI left!
Professor: Check those honey combs and receptacles!
Warden: Hear a ruckus coming from the cell and investigate. Find ZAD, realise he's not a prisoner, and attempt to kill him.
Man: Attack the Warden in an attempt to save your new friend's life.
ZAD: Escape out the door while they're fighting, accidently closing and locking the it behind you.
Man+Warden: Realise your trapped, for better or worse, and proceed to have moronic adventures
Bard: Take the codpiece off. It is only going to slow you down in the heat of battle.
Flothers: Become enraged over the foul smell of the Swamp Wizard and attack in a vicious fury.
(I will not stop suggesting things until Bard Quest gets at least one more page.)
ZAD: smash violin to negate cross-over potential
AD: Realize that it's a conflict of interest to be a racketeer moonlighting as a vigilante... OR IS IT THE PERFECT COVER??
AD: Realize that you can't adopt a superhero persona because you're the only "normal" AD around right now.
ZAD: Give into your primal zombie instincts and attempt to beat your cellmate to death with the violin, making his brains readily available.
ZAD: Punch prisoner in the face to establish authority.
PI: Become overwhelmed by the the various choice options seemingly shouted at random in your brain.
heros: up up down down left right left right b a start.
GPI: Fondly regard creation more vigorously.
AD: Don costume and strike a rooftop pose with BATHEARST.
ZAD: Look around room for any suspicious looking Pumpkins.
PS: Eat candy in busts to boost pulchritude.
Bathearst: Exact bloody vengeance. Then make friends with Superhearst.
ZAD: Smash violin
ZAD: Punch prisoner in snout to establish superiority.
Extra Plotlines: Resolve.
ZAD: Realize you're too short to be that dead guy, and also that zombies don't age.
ZAD: Quickly retrieve arms from BOOT.
PS: Notice that everybody's attacks seem to end up with them dying lately. Thus, spiral into depression.
ZAD : Check for your arms just in case
Heroes: Travel to the brothel and attack MK.
Friendly looking man: Punch Zombie Ace in snout to establish superiority.
ZAD: Smash through the wall and find the Pumpkin Appearifier. Use it for countless battle schemes.
ZAD: Get pumpkin.
ZAD: Grow two muscular arms with which to manhandle your friends throat
FAD: Through the abstract form of TIME and the miracle of REINCARNATION, become reborn in the body of Sonhearst/Bathearst
ZAD: Put BOOT on head
PFPI: What are you doing...?
AD: Become the Robin to Sonhearst's Bathearst. Sure ideally it would be the other way round but he did get there first.
PS: Remember you are the main character in this game.
ZAD:Put shoe on your head
HD,NB,PS,PI: Do the time warp(again!) to effectively activate a time roulette in order to power up the fan.
ZAD: Proceed to throttle cellmate as to avoid the wrath of Paradox.
PS: SEPULTRITUUUUUUUUUUDE.... dance.
FMK: Beat the Crap out of whoever's standing next to you. This game already has enough random trios of morons.
ZAD: Devour seemingly sane person's BRAAAAINS!
FMK: In quick succession, apply CORSET to heads of the genteel looking gentlemen. Excited at the results, run until you find a suitable looking combination locksmith/shooting range/pumpkin patch and apply corset to the whole thing, adjusting the corset settings to dangerous levels.
HD+NB:Continue waiting for the electricity to make it around the universe.
FMK: Use corset to decrease mass.
ZAD: eat half of that guy's brain to establish superiority.
PFPI: Make the electricity going to the fan exceed the speed of light!
ZAD: Put the boot on your head.
GPI: clearly electricity moves faster than the speed of light
GPI: The walls of reality between the Adventures has been severed! Summon the Bard from Bard's Quest to have him help our intrepid heroes!
ZAD: Get the fuck out of there.
[Game Menu] > [Options] > [Other] > [Commentary] > [Enable]
If the guy in Jailbreak finds them long dead, that means Jailbreak takes place in the future, possibly even, 36 billion years in the future!
Elves from Jailbreak: Go find the giant fan, and send it to the past with your magic.
PLAYER: Enter secret button pressing sequence to skip ahead to next FMV/cutscene.
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