Wednesday, December 17, 2008
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«Oldest ‹Older 1201 – 1400 of 11545 Newer› Newest»Clown bard: Defeat DMK tenacious D style.
GPI: Inform the electricity that it's speed is unrelated to the speed of light.
To Stephen: It could work like that in Problem Sleuth's universe.
Anyways, my suggestion: The Swain's (Could we call him TS?) Group: Get Revenge on MK for him stepping on TS earlier.
(end suggestion) Wait... Is that even TS there?
HD + NB: turn the light on
SUCKLE FLAGON OVERFLOW--MIXED COMB RAVE
Swain: Wonder how you got resurrected.
PS: activate protips and ask the professor how to increase the lightspeed
PI: Use potent IMAGINATION powers to summon a Candy Cane Wyvern.
NB: Disconnect fan plug, then Heroes: Splice wire so it no longer traverses the entire universe multiple times over.
FiestaMK:Mingle with gentlemen.
Surly Gentlemen: You should hide that pinata you were planning on playing with to avoid offending FMK's newly found ethnicity.
PS: Attack PI for nearly destroying your beloved bust.
PS: Divide by zero to increase speed of light.
Can we have a character list somewhere?
Just for slow people like me.
Candy Mecha Legs: Attack DMK.
distinguished gentlemen: AGGRESS
GPI: Inform Brad Jensen that electricity is, in fact, related to the speed of light, and, if increased, the resulting speed in the electric cable will also increase. Feel it is incredibly important that events in this adventure maintain strict adherence to the laws of physics, because it would just be so stupid if there were any inconsistencies.
FAD: Inform MM of how MK abscorned with her GRAVITY BRASSIER.
PFPI: Freeze the entire universe to temperatures approaching absolute zero, allowing cored to superconduct.
fmk:loosen brassier to bump head on table
dmk:punch puppies for no apparent reason
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peta:Agress
Current: Travel at the speed of plot! Get to the fan already.
Readers: Become bored and delete bookmark
FMK: Admire what appears to be a portrait of yourself Painted by the late Madame.
FMK COMBAT OPERANDI: Jovial Ethnic Dance
FMK: Pull plug from wall
FMK: Create a paradox where your gravity instantaneously effects all things in the universe.
Unvierse: Correct paradox by raising speed of light.
shit pants
Groomed Gentlemen's Group (GGG): Queery the red faced fellow if he is alright.
PI: Show DMK your awesome sniper skills.
HD: Yell at the ETHER to make it let light vibrate through it faster.
Jump to a point in the story 36 billion years in the future.
GPI: Realise that by repairing creation the way you did, you have effected it. Correct your mistake by raising the speed of light.
PFPI: Reveal that the reason we haven't seen you for awhile is because you were ressurecting Einstein.
Einstein: Reveal that everything you've ever said about the way light works is a lie, and light, in fact, travels instantaneously.
Light: Go faster, dammit!
Heroes (Pig): Consider the large truck labeled "Ham."
AD & Son: take a testosterone-fueled bite out of crime
Swain & Co: AGGRESS against MK
FMK: Ride the dollhouse like a mechanical bull.
PS: Wildly rock the ship's wheel back and forth to help the electricity along.
Genltemans: AGRESS!
Gentlemens: AGRESS!
Pose with DEATH'S SCYTHE, cuz this shit just got more real than its ever been, and ever will be
PI: Snipe GPI right between his beady, divine little eyes.
PI: Snipe afterlife.
PI: Lose your TOOTSIE ROLL FRANKENSTEIN power already.
ZAD: Keep your power by using "OVERRIPE PRODUCE".
MK: Eat the three gentlemen too.
Wizard: Cast a SPEED SPELL OF MORASTHAGAN using your STAFF to speed up the electrical current.
MechaSnoop: PARTICULAR ACCELERATION!
4 heroes: Go to LOCAL LIBRARY and use COMPUTER TERMINAL to look up Problem Slueth walkthrough on GameFAQs.
4 heroes: Find GAME CODE to jump ahead 36 billion years and print it out. Be sure to thank your local librarian!
GPI: Since increasing the speed of light is somewhat impossible, shrink the universe, making the distance the electric current must travel smaller
Heroes: Close scale valve.
DS,CT,MH: ATTACK! Get that FMK!
AD: Become RORSCHACH and pose with BATHEARST, cuz this shit just got more real than a vampire with DEATHS SCYTHE!
ELF MAGE: Cast HASTE on the cord.
MechaSnoop: Transform into Boston Baked Bullet, load into sniper cannon.
GPI: Test out godly powers by increasing the speed of light.
Sonhearst: Knock up a liquor store and break your daddy's heart.
Sonhearst: Knock over a convenience store and break your daddy's heart.
GPI: Realize you could fondly regard your creation much more easily if you increased the speed of light.
Sonhearst: Knock about a bike store and break your daddy's heart.
I love all of you. :D
My msn is mr.noise@hotmail.com.
Add me please everyone and sign up for lots of ads with my e-mail!
MK: Pull on volume draw strings even more.
GPI: Increase speed of light.
Masturbate.
PS: Realise the futility of connecting the fan up to power as there is no atmosphere for the fan to blow against. Then panic as you wonder what you've been breathing for the past hundred strips.
PS: Turn protips on, ask if there is a way to increase the speed of light, then turn protips off.
DMK: COMBAT OPERANDI - REGARDINGLY FONDLE CREATION
You misunderstand my objection... electricity doesn't move down a wire like water through a pipe (a series of tubes). Electrons are already in every molecule of the copper wire. The chord actually has two wires, in which charge is flowing to AND from the fan. Think back to 9th grade science class...
Am I just being too nitpicky?
...all I'm saying, is that if you're going to bother to enforce the speed of light, then you should at least not make electricity look so ridiculous. That's all I'm saying...
THE NERD RECEDES
Stephen, that breaks down to an objection to the artwork. You might as well complain that PS doesn't have any arms.
PI: Just shoot DMK in the face, for GPI's sake!
My clarification wasn't solely directed at your remark. A number of people sort of jumped on this topic.
As for the reservations about the graphical depiction, I'm just not sure what would be a better way to do it.
When you flip a switch, suddenly there's a difference in electric potential between the two ends of the wires. It takes time for that difference to be communicated to the other end, and that communication is what travels at the speed of light (or less, depending on the type of wire).
So something is traveling the wire at C, and I don't see why that something ought not to be represented by a squiggly yellow line! Do you?
Stephen: 1.) Electrical flow does not follow along the neutral wire of an AC circuit in American home wiring, the neutral is connected to Earth via the Neutral Bus Bar.
2.) You can have an electrical signal bleed across insulation by means of magnetic induction, but that only effects local electron propagation, and wouldn't have enough force to cause a reverse current (aka, it dissipates into heat faster than the energy can cause the next electron to move.)
3.) Yes, electrons are in every section of the wire, but those electrons are at a net charge of zero until the current gets to them. Electrons don't actually move in wire, as you have stated, instead the electrons that receive energy cause the electrons adjacent to them to oscillate. In turn those oscillating electrons cause the electrons adjacent to them to oscillate (and so on. This is known as propagation.)
Finally.) I've always had a problem with how high schools teach electricity because what they teach is wrong after a point. In general it's right, but it's totally wrong when you look at the quantum dynamics of it. It's like saying big trucks build big buildings, generally speaking big trucks are indeed used, but you're missing a huge part of the process if that's all you think that goes on.
I wouldn't have said anything but then you said high school science class and I've got a big issue with how science is mis-taught in America.
MK: Fondly regard high school science class with the back of your hand!
Assorted gentlemen: Wonder why FMK is wearing a woman's garment
Heroes: Cut and reconnect electrical cable, thus allowing the current to bypass the universe.
HD: Hurry back to dollhouse and stamp on FMK.
Highbrow, Swain + Other Bloke: AGGRESS FMK
PS: get close to DMK by running alon the cable using the Van der walls force, then notice the part of cable you'r running on has no power.
GPI: Increase speed of light
GENTLEMEN: Throw down hats in disgust.
FMK: Sit on cord.
PI: Shoot DMK in snout to establish superiority.
EM: MANA ABILITY -> ENERGETIC ACCELERATION
Heores: Shake fan cable violently in order to boost the speed of electricity. Physics be damned.
FMK: Loosen brassier, devour Gentlemen to increase mass.
Three Gentlemen: Ruff Him Up
Swain + friends: Ride FMK like a mechanical bull. The extra weight should push him through the floor again.
PS: Ram DMK with the boat, pushing him into the electrical wire.
FMK: Chew through the cable in front of you to prevent whatever twisted plot line it's from unfolding.
GPI: Fondly increase speed of electric current to ten times the speed of light in the snout to establish working fan.
Surly Gentleman: Attempt to hire FMK as a LANDSCAPER
ad+bathurst: make declaration to the heavens
GPI: Increase the speed of light by a factor of 36 trillion.
Stephen, Welcome to the world of Problem Sleuth. It is essentially a WEBCOMIC where there's a alternate universe reachable by consuming alcoholics and going into a fort. Also Metal Objects like keys are actually dangerous weapons. Did I mention candy can also be weapons of mass destruction? Also, the world is ruled by weasels, elves, clowns and pigs. Corsets can manipulate your mass and volume and there is a huge, demonic mass in the sky that ripped the fabric of time and space. So yes, everything must follow the laws of science PEERFECTLY.
3 chaps: Move ladder underneath table to hole in dollhouse, and climb up.
EM: Cast Lv. 72.5 "Hurry the fuck up" on the power cord.
HD: Remind the author that electricity does not travel at the speed of light, and is pretty much instantaneous due to the force of electrons at one end, forcing out electrons out of the other. A little like ball-bearings in a tube. Push at on end and the ball bearing at the end falls other the other at the same time. Remind author that changing the speed of light will do noting, and in fact you need to increase the voltage instead, and he shouldn't have skipped so many physics classes.
PI: Shoot down the barrel of the CLOCK TOWER
PI: Shoot down the scope of the CLOCK TOWER
PI: Shoot the SHIP'S WHEEL
If we set aside the actual mechanics of electrical current for the moment, is it fair to say the following:
-In order for the fan to begin operating in a timely fashion (i.e. not billions of years or so down the line), the current initiated in the dollhouse must reach the fan faster than light could travel the length of the wire.
-The velocity of propagation is always less than or equal to the speed of light.
Is it fair to say that? I think so, but that's not a rhetorical question. I'm really asking.
If that's the case, then Hussie's remark about needing to increase the speed of light is at least marginally rational, if only in a humorous way. Increasing the speed of light would not actually affect the velocity of propagation in the wire; it would only increase the maximum potential velocity of propagation. (Right? Someone knows better than I do.)
It's like if I had a spaceship, and I had to get to some distant galaxy in an hour. Someone points out, "I don't know how fast your ship moves, but nothing can travel faster than light, and not even light could make it that far in an hour." I then reply, "Well, we'll just have to increase the speed of light."
Obviously, making light move faster doesn't make my ship move faster. It's a joke of illogic. But even the joke is correct in the sense that, if exceeding the speed of light is impossible, and my ship must move faster than the current speed of light, that I must increase the speed of light in order to reach the desired galaxy in an hour..
GPI: In a hardboiled manner, ignore the fact that there can be no special frames of reference and speed up the electricity to the fan.
AD: Go to Cost-o-Umma, Life's primer costume shoppe, for great justice.
ZAD: How about you do something instead of sitting there like you're not undead?
and
AD: Establish identity as a crime fighting super sleuth.
stop talking about my picher
My, haha. I can see that I came off more serious than I intended. My reference to 9th grade science was a little joke. I very well appreciate the flaws in our school system, but we're much worse at math than at science.
Anyway, Poisoned Al, Andrew's right in that the speed of light does apply here. Think for a bit... if you could turn on and off a current, and have it change _instantly_ on the other side of a really long wire, then we could have faster-than-light communication. Completing a circuit 36 billion light years around... won't effect the electrons on the far end, instantaneously. If you've got to pretend that it's ball-bearings in a tube, then remember that they do, on a microscopic level, have some give to them. You're pushing something, that pushes something else, etc. If it's long enough, there will be a delay. If it's lightseconds long... then there will be a very noticeable delay. They teach it like its instantaneous in high school, because some kids go in thinking that it is noticeably slow at our scale.
Or, basically what Vincent said.
Whee!
Use cheat code to make the electricity go faster and/or take a faster path.
PFPI + FFPI + Franken-PI: Imagine that the speed of light is faster, simultaneously.
GPI: Fondly regard education
Heroes: To the bread truck- there's cable splicing to be done!
Clown Bard: AGGRESS Hog Cleric's tender portions with palm.
PS: Give PI an electric shock.
PI: COMBAT OPERANDI: TEMPORAL REPLICSIMILE.
Bee Guy: BATTLE TECHNIQUE: OMFGQUANTUMGIGAWATTSWTF.
The irony is if I had just made the fan turn on right away, I doubt anyone would have said anything about it.
Even though that would have been SO WRONG!
4 Warriors: Go to HAM NEEDLE.
FFPI: Appear at HAM NEEDLE and conjure some gold wrapped chocolate coins.
4 Warriors: Eat coins, then cut out the part of cord attached to the HAM NEEDLE, and use the gold wrapping to create a circit between the two pieces, then wrap it in electric tape ( cojured by FFPI ).
GPI: Decrease speed of dark, thus making the speed of light seem much faster in comparison.
FMK: Ignore clearly worded warnings regarding the potential creation of black holes and adjust corset to tightest possible setting.
FPI+PFPI: Ascend to godhood.
PIP (Pickle Inspector Pantheon): Engage in godwar.
Author: tell nerds who say "that's not how electricity works" thats how it does in this universe!
GPI: fondly regard speed of light, then increase it so as to make it more awesome
The wire could be fiber optics, then it would be the speed of light.
PI: Shoot DMK
FMK: Eat a sandwich.
Speed of Light: Confuse nerd reality with real reality, and get there Star Trek fast!
er... that "Ditocoaf" above? That's actually me, the "Stephen" from above. I was using a different account.
Now I'm going to shut up for a few chapters and just enjoy the show.
PFPI: Combat Operandi > FREEZE FRAME!
Tiny gentlemen: AGRESS!
AD: To circumvent your low IMAGINATION stat, flagrantly rip off another super hero's identity in a way that barely gets around copyright infringement.
HEROES: cut cord and drop ends into ocean, allowing the current to pass through the ionic solution instead of the entire universe.
Wait, why are we arguing about the speed of light in a universe where WINDOWS need to be PLUGGED IN? We've already broken the laws of thermodynamics (because properly-aligned and plugged in windows can create or destroy potential energy) so we may as well leave light speed to GPI and his omnicient ogle. No more duez ex machina for you!
HONEYBEE PROFESSOR: Explain (through interpretive dance, apparently) how nobody should worry about all of the ways that the wire thing is impossible in an imaginary universe which has been stitched back together by a four-foot power cord.
Heroes: Cut the wire and connect it where the bread truck and cheese truck meet.
AD and Son and PS: Pose behind frankenstein PI because shit got pretty real!
Warriors: Fondly stare into each others eyes, Nodding in praise silently at what you just accomplished. Then give yourself chest Bumps
GENTLEMEN: Enter DOLLHOUSE and then proceed through the STUDIO DOOR.
PS: Move ship to tighten drawstrings on universe created by GPI.
Professor Honeybee: Calmly explain to everyone why electricity moves at the speed of light.
MK: Aggressively steal Swain's monocle and singed mustache for your personal gain, To become Gentlemanly Mobster Kingpin in a Drawstring Corset!
Gentlemen: Make Italian related remarks at FMK.
Have PFPI grant the Snoop bust sentience.
expanding on h@m's suggestion:
FMK: Steal the Swain's monocle, singed mustache, and top hat. Then through an explosive transformation of anger, become The Gentlemanly Hulking Fiesta Mobster Kingpin.
FFPI (36 billion years in the future): Bring the, now powered, giant fan into the past.
PI: Reload cannon. Target: DMK
Cut yourself randomly.
Run around screaming and crying.
GPI: speed up the speed of light for the fan cord
AD : Punch Bathearst in snout to establish superoiority.
Gentlemen: Stand aghast at the sight of man in woman's underthings
PI: Aim the clock tower at your scope and see the trippy effect.
PI: Shudder with the power whislst staring disconcertingly at DMK
AD: do a stupid dance!
Heroes: narrow the upper valve to increase the speed of the current.
PI: Note that the ATHEDRAL OF SYNDETIC ASCENSION is 66,666 x 2 stories tall, and that would be the diameter of the UNIVERSE. Continue noting... A story is about 12 feet, 66,666 x 2 x 12 = 1,599,984 feet = the rough diameter of the universe. the approx circumference of the CELESTIAL SPHERE'S EQATORICLE EDGE is pi x diameter = 5026349.736
If the electricity has to travel this distance twice, plus extra to get down to one side of the universe... circumference x 4 = 20,105,398.944.
that's about 10^-9 of a light year, 31 milliseconds.
Gentlemen: Admire fine rug you're standing on.
Heroes: Arrive quickly due to only having 5 floors to scale / having wiped out the monsters
Batheast: Punch crook in snout to establish super-heroically, just like your father.
GPI: Fondly regard creation, and realize that electricity doesn't move at the speed of light. It's based on the flow of electrons, and said electrons are already in place. All that is needed to get them moving is sufficient voltage, and they would move immediately.
AD: Cut hat into skullshaped face-mask.
PI: Shoot DMK with the sniper-cannon-tower, already!
GDI: Fast Forward. You've seen this part already.
Ride Dollhouse like a mechanical bull.
HD: Tape steak to outlet to give electricity a reason to move faster.
Electricity: Get there anyway.
GPI: Flip the METAPHYSICAL COORDINATION TABLET to "REAL"
FAD: Examine Death's GAMES CABINET suspiciously.
HD: Threaten to slap light if it doesn't go faster.
Electricity: Grow tired of always being in light's shadow. Show it what true speed is!!!
Notice there are two cups left on the lazy susan.
Electricity: COMB RAVE -> WARP 7
AD:Sock BATHEARST in snout and take BATHEARST'S COSTUME. Let's face it: you would look more stylish in that costume than SONHEARST does. Also prove dominance in some way...
climb onto the cord holding the universe together and crawl through one of the holes were it go's though the universe to go to the negaverse. then et all of he nege evil doers(were i guess there good there) to help fight people.
FMK: Loosen aspect corset.
Could we get a stats page for all the characters or something? I just really want to know what all of their attacks are.
FMK: Uncomfortable with spicy flavors of FAD, vomit uncontrollably upon the churlish toff.
GPI: Fondle retarded Croatian
PI: Peg DMK with ctsc (clock tower spiper cannon).
ZAD: Die. Even zombies have their limits.
ZAD: Turn AUTO-PARRY off.
PI: Battle Technique: BOOM, HEADSHOT.
I'm still astounded by how many people believe so strongly that electricity travels faster than light.
Also:
HD: Tape steak to outlet to give electricity a reason to move faster.
Best suggestion of the page.
Too bad I'm not gonna do it!
umm, according to page 1406, DMK can no longer regenerate...So:
DMK: quit living an illusion and realize that you have some really nasty paper cuts on your ugly face
Incorrect! He can no longer regenerate his, now non-extant, second health bar.
FMK: Ride fan cord like a mechanical bull
DMK: Shoop Da Whoop of Blinding Rays
HD + NB: Descend from attic, go to pantry, and find new container for lazy susan.
NB: Sample some JOCOSE HONEY.
PS: Examine schema pumpkin.
GPI: Fondly regard accretion.
GPI:Ride universe like a mechanical bull.
GPI: WOnder how in your name that the halloween thing is still working
All Characters: Show list of acquired abilities.
GPI: Fondly regard congregation
PI+ZAD: Wonder how your now-anachronistic SCHEMA PUMPKINS have survived two WINTRY HOLIDAYS without depleting their RIPENESS ATTRIBUTES.
Death: Do your fucking job for once and keep MM from coming back to life.
PS: Check inventory
PI: Set SEXTANT to FULL AUTO MODE.
Candy Mecha: Finalize merge with bust to form "Snoop Mecha" (SM)
PS: Head down belowdeck and eat all of the candy from the busts, thus boosting your pulchritude to absurdly high levels.
Grab gun with teeth.
List all the character's special attacks and levels
List all the character's special attacks and levels
AD: COMBAT OPERANDI> CHECK YO'SELF JONAH
ZAD: Stop getting in the way, damn it!
Heroes: Use one (1) ETHER on electricity to fuck up the theory of relativity.
DMK: Retrieve arms from universe.
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