Wednesday, December 17, 2008
The MS Paint Adventures Suggestion Box
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«Oldest ‹Older 1001 – 1200 of 11545 Newer› Newest»PI: Snipe DMK
PI: Ram boat into DMK, FULL SPEED
PI: test sniper rifle by shooting Snoop Dogg bust.
PI: Frag the shit out of Snoop Dogg Bust!
PI: That's no moon...
PI: Check rifle to make sure you have more than one bullet
PI: Practice sniping by the shooting the statue.
PI: Hold on a second, that's no moon!
Bathurst: Establish underground Hurstcave.
PI: Shoot DMK in the face to see how big clocktower bullets are
PI: That's no moon...
HD: Flip switch
PI: Check rifle ammunition
PI: Aim sniper rifle at it's own scope, causing infinite zoom. Use to disorient DMK before firing at him.
HD+NB: Activate Fan
FMK: Play around with corset.
AD: become PORTLY AVENGER and lob an OBESITY GRENADE at RANDOM BYSTANDER #29!
PS: Jump for joy! It wasn't lost after all!
Heroes: Use CLOCK TOWER SNIPER CANNON as bridge to engage DMK.
AD: shoot your TOOTSIE ROLL SHOTGUN in DMK's mouth.
PI: get ready for a finishing blow
PI: Shoot the MOON with your CLOCK SNIPER RIFLE to destroy it and free BOOST from MOON'S orbit. BTW, we will see how this damn thing works.
PI:oh lets make this interesting... SHOOT GPI! BUHAHAHA ;p (wierd)
PI: Check the comb hive thing, and see if our pickly friend can do some awesome shit with the sniper rifle
PI: That is not a moon!
Ps: That's no moon...
ZAD: Use your BEING DEAD powers to rescue FAD from death!
PI: Open Fire!
PI: Look at clock tower through scope.
pinata: burst out of games cupboard
Bathearst (BH): Acquire a plucky young sidekick.
PI: Shoot the Snoop Bust!
PI: Shoot Snoop Dogg bust.
PI: Shoot Snoop Dog bust
That's no moon... It's a space station.
PI: Use sextant to shoot Snoop bust.
Shoot that bust!
That's no moon...
PI: Shoot the Snoop bust to put an old friend out of it's misery.
Unscrupulous Whores: Ride Snoop Bust like a mechanical bull
PS: Haul anchor and set sail for the moon. It's time to get the Captain Snoop Bust Back!
PI: Shoot the Snoop Bust
Thugs: Turn around and repeat firing.
PI: Fire into the mysterious dark hole that moon thing appears to be wrapped around.
PI: Fire shot at Snoop Dogg bust to gauge power of Clock Tower Sniper Cannon
PI: enough sight seeing. Pop one between DMK eyes.
PI: Shoot Snoop Dogg! Shoot him!
PI: Snipe the CLOCK TOWER down it's barrel.
PI: Snipe the CLOCK TOWER down it's scope.
PI: Use SCOPE on SHIP'S wheel and create infinite zoom.
PI: Oh snap, snipe the Snoop!
Death: Offer a friendly game of uno to your two guests.
PI: shoot statue in nose to establish superiority
PS: Combat Operandi - Summon Kwanzord
Tell PS there's a Snoop Bust orbiting a moon, then shoot it to test your marksmanship.
PI: Fire at moon before it destroys Earth in 3 days.
DMK: Somehow break reality to make a space-time flux inducing vomiting and massive damage in everyone.
Pose as a Meat, 'Cause Real just got Shit!
PI: Shoot at the Snoop Bust's island.
Death: Try to find a game that doesn't involve LARGE MAMMALS or ETHNIC REFERENCES.
PI: There's no need to waste ammunition on a decent rendition of Snoop in stone form. Set sights on that fiendish DMk
PS: BATTLE TECHIQUE> LVL. 9 UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER
Try the window
That's no moon...ITS A GIANT EYEBALL
PI: Aim right between all of DMK's eyes for maximum damage.
PI: That's no Moon!
PI: Fire at Mysterious
bust
Heroes: Inspect loud bang and accidentally climb into the cannon in the process.
Candy Mecha Legs: Combine with CAPTAIN SNOOP BUST and CHEESE MOON to form ULTRA SNOOP-MARINER CDX (CHEESEY DELUXE)!!!!
PI: Take aim at DMK!
WH: Fall hopelessly in love with FAD.
PI: Show DMK your new trick with a demonstration-on his face!
GPI: Square both sides, turning the imaginary universe into an antimatter universe, and causing the portals to continually explode for the next several years.
HD and NB: Get FMK away from that lazy susan.
Death: Finally give up because this shit is just weird now.
GPI: fondly regard Mutation, carnation, education, radiation, ventilation, the situation... and act upon it., vegetation, civilization, punctuation, abomination.
here's your list: http://www.wordbyletter.com/suffixes/words_finishing_with_ation.php
now stop bothering GPI. he's busy looking at creation.
also: PI, shoot DMK in the snout to fail at establishing superiority
GPI: fondly get the bust away from your eye, you need to regard creation some more.
DMK: Get goosepimples from the rescue of the Captain Snoop bust
PI: Make bust teleport onto ship.
DMK's 5th set of eyes tear up as he witnesses the plight of the Snoop-Candy-Bust-Mecha. His EMOTIONS are almost at their limit!
Candy Mecha Legs and Snoop Dog Bust combine to form...Candy Snoop Mecha.
>Insert Awesome Transformation Sequence<
DMK: Be overcome by emotions for the recovery of the precious bust.
PI: Aim the sniper rifle at DMK and just shoot him already
Snoop Dogg: join the rest of the team in an impromptu celebratory dance
AD: Become PORTLY AVENGER dammit! And while you're at it pop BATHEARST in the noggin and tell him to come up with a better costume.
Honestly though, that finger slipped bit was HILARIOUS.
AD: just doodle a skull on your portly sized Chicago overcoat. You've made due before, your late wife was a 7 millimeters tall piece of plastic for GPI's sake!
Snoop: FIRE PHOTON TORPEDOES!
Snoop: FIRE PHOTON TORPEDOES!
PI: MODUS TACTICI - LUNAR APOCALYPSE.
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, SNIPE DMK ALREADY!! DO IT!!!
Comb Report?
Comb Report?
Snoop bust: AGRESS!
DMK: Special Technique: Big Boys Do Cry. Lets out his excessive emotions
Snoop Mecha:
join the team
PS: When did your suit have fainter details?!
PFPI: COMBAT OPERANDI -> CATENATIVE DOOMSDAY DICE CASCADER
forgot to say use it on DMK
DMK:aaaw isn't it romantic? PS wanted to take bullet for the bust, he failed but at the end, boost was saved by legs of candy meha... its so romantic :,D
SO CRY!
Candy-Mecha Captain Snoop: It's time to lay some smack down on this Demon Mobster King. FULL SPEED AHEAD-IZZLE!
PI: hey, is your pumpkin still fresh? D:
ZAD + PS: Hide under DMK's hat and summon spirits with a Ouija board.
AD: Give in to homicidal rage.
SNOOPMECH: BATTLE TECHNIQUE: ONE-EIGHT-SEVEN
AD: Become Rorschach Ace Dick
FFPI: Hop of Candy-Mecha legs and reveal yourself as the Captain Snoop Bust savior?
PI: Aim the scope towards the sleazy brothel to check on FMK!
AD: Get blasted with gamma radiation and become Hulk Ace Dick
PI: Enough fooling around! Give DMK a taste of your Clock Tower Sniper Cannon!
Snoop Dog Bust: Fondly regard creation
LMAO! PI's finger slips!!!
DMK: Grow arms
Bathearst: Attempt TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
PI: Zoom out as much as possible to see entire universe
AD: Use trauma to become MACE DICK, SUPERVILLAIN
FMK: Use CORSET to shrink
FMK: Retrieve MEGATON KEY, already!
Mecha Captain Snoop: Joins battle on the side of the Problem Sleuth and his cohorts.
PFPI: JOIN THE BATTLE ALREADY!
PS: Log on to tvtropes.org to discover what tropes the story uses
SDCM: join battle
PI&CandyMecha/bust: load Candy Mecha into cannon and activate Combat Operandi->Sweet Guns dude!
Sonhearst: Forget the bat theme! Embrace your bitterness and become the SOUR PATCH KID.
FAD: Use spicy charms on MM.
PS: Use BATTERY PACK on PI
Candy mecha legs continue to ascend out of sight.
PI: Direct a salacious ogle of epic proportions at DMK through clocktower scope.
HD: Flip the switch and let the fan-related shenanigans commence.
Death: Get back to game of Life.
Mech legs: Drop it like it's hot
Fan: Do something useful, dammit!
PI: Wonder how PS even knew the bust was being aimed at...
NB and HD: turn on the GPIdamn fan already!
SD: COMBAT OPERANDI -> Tha Doggfather
AD: Become "The Dickanator"
Eat a sandwich.
SnoopDogCandyMecha: Join the battle!
Snoop Mecha: AGGRESS!
Ask the candy mecha's new pilot to assist you in battle.
GPI: Fondly regard creatine.
Snoop Dogg Candy Mecha (SDCM): Combat Operandi-> Murder Was the Case
Snoop Candy Mecha: Start sippin' on Gin and Juice.
PI: Shoot the damn monster already!!!
get out of the boiling water
PI: Aim clock tower cannon at GPI.
GPI: Fondly admire barrel of clock tower cannon.
GPI: Ride sniper cannon like mechanical bull.
AD: Become BATHEARST SR.
HD+NB throw the switch and yell i need more power!!!!!!
AD: Because he's the hero Life deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So they'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A snazzy dresser.
PS: Do a little dance
PI: Destroy DMK's rather large hat with the Clock Tower Sniper Cannon.
Bathearst: Overthrow thugs and jack their ride.
AD: Lift poorly drawn dog in the air to see if he becomes Battle Dog.
ZAD: Show your undead emotions by crying at PS's noble attempt to save the Snoop bust, making DMK go as emotional as a girl watching a soap opera.
PI: point the rifle at the cannon.
C(andy) M(echa): Connect to SNOOP BUST to become SNOOP MECHA
DMK: regard PS's noble attempt of saving the SNOOP BUST
Snoopmech: AGGRESS!
PFPI: Notice that your math on the 5th cascader is off, 9,817,920 * 5,101,894 is 50,089,987,140,480 not 50,090,870,753,280. You must have gotten the 9 and the 8 in 5,101,894 switch around when entering them into abacus. Not that it would have mattered anyway, you could have had the maximum of 7,958,661,109,946,400,000,000,000 and still rolled that blasted 1.
SnoopCandyMecha: shoot DMK!
PS: Reprimand PI for such carelessness.
PI: Load fun size snickers into the SNIPER RIFLE
PI: Load fun size snickers into the SNIPER RIFLE and aim for DMK's mouth(s)
PI: Shoot DMK in snout to establish superiority
AD Becomes Punisher-Dick!
Snoop Dogg Bust: Ride mechanical legs like a mechanical bull.
Shoot DMK in the face already!
Snoop Dogg mecha -> Combat Operandi Doggy Style
PI: Shoot trought the CHICAGO OVERCOAT. There is no one important there anyway.
AD and BH: Dance. Dance like you've never danced before.
PI: Aim carefully and shoot DMK while his emotions weaken him.
PS: Throw rotten Schema Pumpkin at DMK.
PI+PS+ZAD+NB+HD+AD: just beat BMK already!
GPI: Fondly regard conflagration.
CM: Combine with FFPI to form unstoppable Snoop/PI power!
Mecha Candy Dogg: Join battle and take picture. This Shizzle just got fo' Rizzle!!!
AD: Combat Operandi -> I'll have four fried chickens and a Coke
AD: become 'master chief ace dick'.
Gentlemen: Aggress this unlawful ruffian!
GPI: Fondly increase the speed of light
GPI: Fondly increase speed of light.
4 Heroes: Investigate Scale Valve, use it to make cord smaller.
FMK: Recruit toffs to form peculiar band of villianous miscreants.
Gentlemen: Flee from FMK into dollhouse
Three Gentlemen: Distract MK from the giant cord by interpreting a rarely seen piece of Chinese opera.
NB: Search the attic for spiders.
GPI: Fondly regard speed of light.
Three Gentlemen: Kick FMK's ass.
PS: Put your hands though the STEERING WHEEL and grab each end of the FAN CHORD.
PS: Weep openly at Captain Snoop's safety.
Heroes: Flip switch.
FMK: Make these dapper gentlemen into your minions to combat the four warriors.
Highbrow: Ogle MK.
NB: Pray to GPI to increase the speed of light while HD does a rain dance.
DMK: Regardingly fondle creation.
PS: Remove Pirate Flag from Chicago Overcoat to wave wildly at Snoop Dogg Bust
AD: Catch said Pirate Flag carelessly wrenched from Problem Sleuth's hands, use it to form cheap, if effective costume material.
Gentlemen: Aggress!
FMK: Tighten the drawstrings even further, collapsing yourself into a black hole that generates gravity waves great enough to increase the speed at which light travels.
PI: Pee on DMK through the sniper scope.
Light: Move 18 billion times faster.
BH: Blow the Conch Shell of Eternity, assembling the Guild of Justice
Oh come on... Andrew, that displays a serious misunderstanding of what electricity is and how it works.
Wait, let me put that in suggestion form:
GPI: Rectify error in the workings of the universe. Electricity doesn't work like that.
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