Wednesday, December 17, 2008
The MS Paint Adventures Suggestion Box
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«Oldest ‹Older 801 – 1000 of 11544 Newer› Newest»Death: Tell AD that FAD is dead in the hopes it makes him, and DMk, more emotional.
FAD: Punch MM in the snout to establish superiority since she's closer
FMK: Break down the wall.
AD: Slap off that costume. There are much cooler super-powered motifs that don't require super powers.
ZAD: OSTENTATION DRIVE! Gummy Worm Zombie Truffle Shuffle!
DMK: Apathetically disregard creation.
AD: Become Super Dick, Spider Dick or Aqua Dick.
AD: Become Punishurst.
AD: Fail to think of costume idea.
Death: COMBAT OPERANDI-> YOU WOULDN'T PUNCH AN AVATAR WITH GLASSES
AD: Combat Operandi -> Belly of the Whale on Death to gain his powers.
AD: Refuse to become Punisher Ace Dick as everyone expects and change into Ghost Rider Ace Dick!
PI: Climb through the ships wheel in order to achieve giant status.
AD: Steal BATHEARST's costume for yourself and give him the ROBINHEARST costume instead.
YOU'RE the superior costumed pansy around here.
AD & BH: Steal car to engage in high speed chase.
AD and BH: Come up with catchy themesong.
AD: Begin indiscriminately punching people while BATHEARST holds up sound-effect cards.
penis
penis
PI: Revive the Candy Mecha in its now undead form and prepare to unleash the sweet, sweet pain on DMK. Cavities may or may not ensue.
FAD: POST-MORTEM OPERANDI: RIGHTEOUS INDIGESTION!
PS:Combat Operandi-> Habanera Carmen
AD: Switch underwear to the outside. Discover skull-shaped skidmark.
AD+BH: Punch thugs in the snout to establish superheroity
Death: Propose a thrilling and nail-biting game of clue!
Bathearst: EXACT VENGEANCE!!!
PS: Give DMK a gift, a declare a Christmas Truce. Play a game of soccer.
PS: Quickly retrieve CHRONOSCOPE from hands!!
AH: Stop dealing with the other parts of the story so NB & HD can flip the switch already!
AD: Turn into THE GRIM REAPER (like death but shorter and thicker) and start fighting with Death to establish superiority
AD: Ace Dick becomes GHOST RIDER ACE DICK
PS+PI: Attack DMK while simultaneously performing Julius Caesar.
Pensively lay in your bed, staring up at a slowly rotating fan blade.
AD: Don a shirt with a skull on it and become the PUN-ISHER!
AD+BH: Check collective inventory.
AD: Become Iron Man just to throw everyone off.
AD:Become Judge Ace Dredd
If it's a chronoscope as in time, the sniper rifle may be capable of shooting into different points in time. Snipe the vulnerabulb or something.
FAD: Surreptitiously tiptoe out of the afterlife.
FAD: Punch MM in snout to establish superiority.
PS: Fire photon torpedoes.
AD: Punch Bathearst in snout to establish superiority. You are nobody's sidekick!
Punch sonhurst in the face to establish that you are not the sidekick in this story, you casually take sonhursts costume and become Batguy.
Lick everything, everything!
PS: Attach Chronoscope to Sniper Rifle.
AD: Become Skull Ace Dick.
AD: Become Santa Claus in celebration of Christmas.
AD: Tape a playing card to your hat and become the Ace of Spades.
It's known as the Death Card, true story.
AD: Make an Ace Robin costume, and dub your SONHEARST your sidekick.
AD: Don hornrimmed glasses(to protect secret identity) and become SuperDick!
AD: Don costume (becomes Don Muerte, a spoof of The Punisher but with a shotgun and gummi whips. no one knows why, but it is rumoured to be a deep, dark secret.)
FAD: Attempt to kill death.
AD: For lack of a cool skull mask, rip off own face to reveal actual skull
DEATH: Ask your newfound guests if they would prefer your game of FLICKING FROGS INTO A TREE or your CROSSWORD-ESQUE TILE GAME.
AD: For lack of a cool skull mask, rip off own face to reveal actual skull to become Skeleton Ace Dick (SAD)
To the anon who said "FAD: Attempt to kill death.":
That would be completely pointless. Where's he going to go when he dies? Detroit?
FAD: Return to land of living, and use your ultimate Gambit Schema Form: Pretzelcoatl!
AD: Die from wounds. More tragedy = better hero. SH/BH may need the boost.
PS: Accidentally drop chronoscope
AD:become 'the Crimson Dick'
Death:BOARD GAME OPERANDI -->DISCONCERTING BOGGLE
MM:Paint the town red with FAD's blood?
PS:Toss that there telescopy-thingy to PFPI!
FMK: Tighten GRAVITY BRASSIER to the point where you start to collapse under yor own gravitational field, making you small enough to walk out the door. Ignore any and all possible consequences.
AD: don your handy hulk outfit and become AH!
AD: Become Punisher Ace Dick
AD: Fashion a symbolic helmet out of Wifehearst's skull.
FAD: Come back to life and bust out of MK's stomach like the Kool-Aid man! OHHHHHH YEAH!
FAD: Notice WIFEHEARST
FAD + MM: Compatability Operandi -> Love at First Sight
AD: Become Skeletor Ace Dick
AD: Remove bullet.
Eat tomato
AD: Consume vast quantities of alcohol to raise your IMAGINATION, so that you may come up with a good costume.
AD: Consume vast quantities of alcohol to raise your IMAGINATION, so that you may come up with a good costume.
Death: Suggest a game of Apples to Apples to the surliness that is FAD. Maybe you can break the ice with some wildly INAPPROPRIATE matches!
AD: Become Punishing Dick.
AD: Become SUPERFATHERLYFIGURE, then gently nudge BATHEARST to establish superhero superiority.
AD: Use blood from gunshot wound to paint red skull on jacket and become THE PARRYING DICK!
FAD: punch MM in the snout to establish superiority and then marry her.
AD: Find some sort of costume with a skull on it.
WIFEHEARST: Lay motionless, inspiring all.
FAD: Raid games cupboard for weapons.
GPI: Fondle Creation with Regard
FAD: Compliment MM on looks to establish gentlementy....ary...ism...ist....Shut up. I couldn't think of anything that rhymed with superiority.
AD: Make a mask from the skull of the deceased WIFEHEARST.
Andrew, put this suggestion box back built in the page like it used to be plz.
This method sucks ass, and the library comp don't want to load this site!
AD: Due to low imagination, go buy a superhero costume at a Halloween store, becoming "Ricky's"™ Ace Dick.
Four Heroes: Use some fancy magic shit to get to the ship and help the sleuths.
BH: Die in an emotional way, further inspiring AD and causing DMK to feel emotions.
MM: Start doing the mexican hat dance.
AD: Buy a "Problem Sleuth" costume from Party Warehouse, dressing up as your once bitter rival.
Death: Pull Scene It? Seinfeld Edition out of GAMES CUPBOARD.
FMP: clean up all the honey and broken glasses that were broken during the fight with Fiesta Ace Dick
AD: Become The Spirit Ace Dick because the only thing left for you is your city... she provides for you...she is your only love. and he... is her spirit
Bathearst: Realize that your father (AD) is the source of all the crime in town
PS: Examine Chrono scope with your eye of compromise
PS: Throw telescope to PI in epic slow motion
Become gunshot wound AD
AD: Clean out WIFEHEART's skull and use it for your costume, it's the only logical thing to do.
FMK: You're feeling particularly racist. Quickly, take a siesta inside a large sombrero.
AD: Wear the wig/Prussian Helm, since it is the only alter ego you can think of.
AD: Become the Admonisher.
PS: Put Chronoscope in wheel backwards.
BATHEARST: Take a Bath on Ear Street.
AH: Return suggestion box to site
Also: AD: Become SPIDERDICK!
AD: Cut eye holes in hat and become ACE DEATH
FAD: Betray your non-mexican counterpart by sleeping with his dead wife. EMOTIONAL STORY ARC ENSUES.
Ace Dick: Become Ace Dick Grayson aka Robin the Boy Wonderhearst.
AD: Realize this costume bullshit is just to much for your pathetic imagination. Toss hate in disgust.
FAD: Tell MM about how MK stole her underwear.
ZAD: Continue to be borderline retarded.
BATHEARST: Search for weak little sidekickhearst.
AD: YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
Bathearst: Punch Ace Dick in snout to establish superiority
PPI: Summon Monster PI.
AD: Carve costume out of ancho.....Pumpkins!
PS: DOUBLE ENTENDRE - Fail to grasp the scope of time!
PS: Use CHRONOSCOPE to look for the sniper scope that has been in plain view the whole time
Misc Thugs: Cause a row at LEGITIMATE ESTABLISHMENT on floating island. Oh dear.
Death: Try to confince everyone to play a nice icebreaking game of snakes and ladders.
FAD: With unbarable need to punch something punch MM right in the face!
AD: Become the SKULLTIMATUM.
MM: slap FAD to establish dominance
FMK: use strengh to break the fourth wall
FAD: COMBAT-OPPERANDIUM, BELLY OF THE WHALE on death
Everyone: Have an out-of-story Christmas party
AD: Ride BATHEARST like a mechanical bull.
FAD: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.
AD: Don skull-patterned necktie and sleepmask, become "The Chastizer"
BATHEARST use child like imagination to make a super hero Identity for AD
AD: Become the Portly Avenger!!!!
HD+NB: Preen.
NB: Flip the fan switch then go in search of the fine gentleman.
FAD: Punch MM in snoutto establish superiority.
Side plot!!! Bathearst fight with evil mob man jokerhearst!
WH: Reappear, explaining that you had to fake your death and have been in the witnesshearst protection program all this time.
Bathearst: Punch Ace Dick in snout to establish superiority
Bathearst: Quickly retrieve arms from van!
PS: Read the Fucking Manual
PS: COMBAT OPERANDI> TAPE RECORDER MUMMY!
AD: Check HAT for ITEMS
Comb Report?
PICK-UP: gun,
PUT: gun in mouth,
USE: gun
GAME OVER
MM: Punch FAD in the snout to establish superiority
Oh, that last page reminds me... we can use the SLEAZY BROTHEL IN THE SKY as the third PROPULSION FAN for the ship.
And, because I couldn't resist:
PI: Shoot yourself with the SNIPER RIFLE.
(Shouldn't the SCHEMA PUMPKIN's RIPENESS attribute be completely depleted by now?)
Shoot the Snoop Statue
PI: Shoot the distant MOON.
PI: Test sniper rifle on bust
PI: Destroy the moon with the Sniper Rifle to slingshot bust towards boat.
PI: Make like a Hearts player and Shoot the Moon.
PI: shoot the statue. If you can't have it then no one will.
Mobsters: Kill BATHEARST. AD: Become PUNISHERHEARST
PI: That's no moon. It's a SPACESTATION. Shoot with sniper-clock-tower-cannon-thing.
HD: STOP DILLY DALLYING AND PULL THE SWITCH!
PFPI: Create candy based sniper rifle ammo, some sort of candycane I presume, and give to PI for ammo.
PI: Aim at DMK and open fire.
AD: Put on skull mask and become Uncreative Skull Guy!
PI: Shoot Snoop Bust revealing treasures.
PS: That's no moon!
AD: Pursuit the evil doers and get revenge for wifehearst, later going berserk in bloodlust leading to a fight with bathearst atop building.
PI: *finger slips*
AD: Become Robinhearst.
PI: Combat Operandi --> Sniper's Soliloquy
PI: Combat Operandi --> Sniper's Soliloquy
Blast the snoop bust, before Problem Sleuth is caught in its spell again!
All: question the physics of the universe.
THATS NO MOON, its actualy GPI's eyeball.
PS: bring the ship around for a full broadside while PI assists with the tower cannon.
PI: That's no moon! That's a giant eyeball!
PI: Open fire on the moon, freeing the bust from its impertinent gravity.
PI: Shoot DMK in his two largest eyes.
PI: Take out your mortal fear of Snoop Dog on the bust-FIRE AT FREAKN' WILL!
PI: COMBAT OPERANDI -> MOONROCKALYPSE
FOR THE LOVE OF GPI, DO SOMETHING TO SAVE THAT GLORIOUS BUST!
AD: Become the Punisher?
PI: Shoot DMK already!
PI: FIRE!
PI: Angle the clock tower and the scope so one looks through the other.
Furiously masturbate.
PI: ...Thats no moon...
Test fire cannon on moon to release Snoop Dogg bust from its orbit, with the hope to one day be reunited with it.
PI: Shoot, shoot the Snoop, shoot the Snoop the Snoop the Snoop.
shoot safe
PI: Snipe out the statue so that it falls on DMK
Pop a cap in Snoops ass
PI: Figure out how to save Snoop Bust!
PI: Fire at distant moon.
PI: SHOOT SNOOP DOGG.
PI: Shoot the rock on which Snoop Dogg rests.
PI: Take out SNOOP DOGG BUST.
Attach bust to Fluthulu's headless body.
PI: Shoot the moon
PI: Shoot the bust so that its momentum causes it to slingshot towards the battle.
PI: Shoot the bust.
FMK: Summon Charles Barkley to chaos dunk thine enemies.
Ben Stiller Bust: Punch Snoop bust in the snout to establish superiority.
Snoop Dogg Bust: Rocket your self towards the battle in hopes of getting more exposure.
Candy Mecha Legs: Continue wild flight and smash through the island with the snoop bust on it, gaining said bust as a new head.
PI: Carefully shoot the bust out of the moon orbit.
PI: Point rifle at the tower of cortesian alignment.
PI: Shoot off your hat with the Clock Tower Sniper Cannon
Shoot that bust out of orbit in to a collision course with DMK!
PS: COMBAT OPERANDI -> ARMISTYX
Bathurst: Establish underground lair.
PI: Snipe that giant creepy 'moon' eye!
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