Wednesday, December 17, 2008
The MS Paint Adventures Suggestion Box
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AD: Do whatever you can to save Problem Sleuth's life!
Death: Mourn loss of Sleuth.
AD: Don BRASS KNUCKLES and punch EXIT door in the snout to establish superiority.
AD: Ride BRASS KNUCKLES lika a mechanical bull.
Ride Brass Knuckles like a mechanical key
AD: Pick up BRASS KNUCKLES and threaten to unlock the shit out of Death unless he brings back PS
GPI: Fondly regard scores
PI: Dramatic death sequence.
PS: Use last of your strengths to leave hints for the sequel, Problem Sleuth 2: Unconditional Surrender
AD: Ride Megaton key like a mechanical bull
AD: Pick up the key using your hot Latin charm (muscles).
AD: Combat operations belly of a whale
AD: Revitalize your exhausted companion with a CHIPOTLE PEPPER!
PI: ogle around for the female characters.
PS: Screw those jerks lets get out of here! THIS PLACE IS MADNESS!
All: victorious moment
Or check in on death.
AD: Retrieve BRASS KNUCKLES and return to office
GPI: Fondly regard Croation.
Put on some pants.
Happy one year anniversary, Problem Sleuth! Thanks for a fantastic, hilarious, amazing year!
AD: Carry PS and Megaton Key to Megaton Key Door.
Christopher Walken: Play Victory-Symphonia in Cowbell D-Flat.
AD: Cradle MEGATON KEY like it was your dear departed BATHEARST
AD: Pat PI o the shoulder, muttering, "It's over... It's over."
PS: Die in a hardboiled manner.
GPI: Fondly regard culmination
AD: Laugh at MK's embarrassing death. Then plead for PS's life.
PS+AD+PI: VICTORY DANCE!
AH: finish problem sleuth
AD, PS and PI: Summon the Midnight Crew to play a swinging tune while you dance the SURREAL JIG of the MERRY TRIUMPHANT! Swing it like a team, because you FINALLY AT LAST got that MK and DMK fixed.
The Most AD of all ADs that ever were AD: Pick up the Megaton Key.
PS: Get on ferry with Gandalf, tearfully wave goodbye to AD, PI.
AD:Try to pick up Megaton Key,but find out that Mobster Kingpin was actually the strongest man alive.
AD: Procure the MEGATON KEY.
Death: Check on AFTERLIFE.
PS,AD & PI: Level up.
[[I mean after beating both DMK and MK, you'ld think they should.]]
PS+AD+PI: Proceed to credits screen
AH: Contemplate next MSPA: Warzone.
PS: exit afterlife
System: Game corrupt. Start over.
AH: Stop overusing "Next." as a means to advance the story without MSPA readers' commands, and let them finish the remainder of the story.
AD+PS+PI:RODEOTECH LV. 99: THE MAD HATTER
Everyone: Simultaneously level up ridiculously.
PI: Use MK's jacket as a parachute
All: Stride off into the sunset to the text, "To be continued in PS2: Sleuth Harder!"
PI: Revive PS with TOOTSIE ROLLS.
PI: Pick up Megaton key.
PS: Deliver the most hardboiled line in the history of sleuthing.
AD: Weild the MEGATON KEY
The power, oh the power... You feel the cool metal slip over your fingers turning your simple Vim-inspired snout-punching blows into a force to truly be reckoned with. You are prepared for the final journey. You're ready to finally leave this GPI-forsaken place. You have the BRASS KNUCKLES.
Save CLEAR FILE, and immediately load it to start NEW GAME PLUS.
AH: Perform Victory Dance.
NO! IT Can't end! False ending or something! Follow up! I call follow up!
MSPA Readers: Shed tear of liquid sadness and approach the stump.
MSPA Readers: Look under the stump.
Great job!Truly fantastic!I think I really love you.<_____< ;D
AH: Show what the hell was past that damn door!
What was our score?
Andrew: Satisfy your customers. (Probably should do donation commands now.)
I imagine some alternate ending donation requests are going to be thrown in...
AH: Take out Problem Sleuth from the console, put in another game.
THANK YOU, ANDREW. I'm glad I could join the long, strange trip.
Eddy: Thank You Andrew. For all the enjoyment I have had over the past year, reading your beautiful writings.
MSPA readers: Cheer and praise AH for making such an amazing game! Good work buddy! You rock!
GPI: Fondly regard creation one last time.
I remeber when I first found the amazment of Problem Sleuth, back when the most recent update was right after the JawBreakerSkylight Bomb exploded. I'm glad I could see the end of this long amazing game. Thank you so much Andrew. Thank you!
Not bad at all Andrew. That was pretty freaking epic.
Thanks for the ride.
Thanks, man. This was amazing and it's been great to see it in the making.
Everyone - 3 Hour Tie In Explanation Cliffhanger Cut Scene leading to sequel?
FANS: demand PROBLEM SLEUTH2
PI: Tell story to 1 1/2 kids.
Commmunity: Level 99Combat Operendi -> THANKS FOR EVERYTHING, ANDY! Now let's dig out that old Bard Quest cartridge and blow the dust out...
MK: Open eyes in a menacing manner, setting up a possible sequel!
Everyone: VICTORY DANCE over END CREDITS
BRILLIANT! I particularly liked MK's sudden and abrupt death. After all that to just get impaled on the needle... nice. Great job. I'm sad it's over, but hey! Can't wait to see what comes next! (Though I'd imagine you might want to take a bit of a break after this. XD)
Wait, what happened with the fan?
It was beautiful! TT_TT
Thanks for the awesome, complicated, but somehow logical story. Everything at the end fitted together. Except the heroes. They did nothing. :(
Even though I discovered Problem Sleuth four months ago, I've read the whole thing and worship its existence.
Thanks for making my life a little more awesome! Can't wait for a new story (but take a rest first, you deserve it).
Audience: Standing ovation.
Thank you! Thank you! This was awesome!
Long live PS!!
GPI: Fondly regard Celebration
Detective Crew: BONUS LEVEL UNLOCKED!
Game: END IN CLIFFHANGER
Insert Cartridge: Problem Sleuth #2
xyzzy
Lets get jailbreak going again :D
invite kids inside your bungalow
From http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=2
Bard: Sing ballad of Charismatic hero who slayed the evil Crime Lord
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Andrew: Begin new story.
PS+AD+PI: Pose as a team 'cause shit just got won.
Team Sleuth: Pose as a team, cause shit just got completed!
PS+AD+PI: FINAL VICTORIOUS MOMENT-> Sleuth Celebration!
1. Fire the audio designer
2. Give the Production Manager a raise
GPI: Fondly regard ending.
As a prologue, pose one last time, because shit just got real.
AH: Write sequel
Death: Show best moments, then say some words of wizdom
Entire Cast: Pose as a team; shit's finally real.
Everyone: Pose as a whole team in every why possible 'cause SHIT JUST GOT ENDED!
GPI: Fondly regard completion.
I love you Mr. Hussie. You are my hero. I did not think I would live to see this day...
Death: Show the team being suprised on what's outside, then put in "To Be Continued..."
MSPA Readers: Take out PROBLEM SLEUTH CARTRIDGE and put in ARIO KART 64 CARTRIDGE with "Meets Problem Sleuth" Written badly on it.
PI: Ogle disconcertingly at the fractured Ben Stiller bust's upper head. (Those eyes are just creepy !)
GPI: Fondly regard Celebration
Thank you for a wonderful story that somehow...miraculously...fit together logically-ish
Can't wait for the next one (After you rest up, of course)
Problem Sleuth forever!
AD: ride credits like a mechanical bull
AD: ride credits like a mechanical bull
AD: Punch ending cinema in the frames to establish superiority.
My God.....it's over...
Bard: Ask Swamp Wizard if there be dragons here.
GPI: Fondly regard creditation.
I think it should have ended after "Quickly retrieve arms from approaching light. " with PS jumping up saying, "I've already got arms, numbnuts!"
Retrieve arms from safe
MSPR: Flip the fuck out.
Readers: Realize that Madam Murel is still alive, and she is Mobster Kingpin.
Everyone: Pose together as a team for the new calendar.
Reset
MSPA: End credits easter egg.
End Credits: Fall in a more Times New Roman manner.
Oh my god it's over you guys!!!!!!
I'm glad I got to be there when it ended. :)
Game: Check Final Score
AH: Include DVD Extras.
GPI: Fondly regard happy endings (thank you so much Andrew!)
Readers: Wave good bye to the cast and crew. Thanking Andrew for one of the best Web Comics of all time.
You: reset game and finish it in an alternative way while you're waiting for the sequel, or side stories version to be released in stores
Epilogue ...
Readers: Ride Andrew like a mechanical bull to establish fondness for a year of awesome creation.
Seriously, great work. I hope you decide to do another game.
Andrew: Fondly regard making of sequel
All: Orgasm at the epicness of finishing the third adventure.
Glad I was here till the end. Great stuff, keep on keeping on Andrew!
Fanboys/girls: Proceed to write PS yaoi now that the story arc is over.
Reload old save in attempt to get secret ending.
Andrew: Make an epilogue
Wait! What about Snoop?!
Andrew: Make a few Epilogue scenes showing what happens to everyone
Game: Wait, don't end yet.
...please?
D:
Readers: React to the game ending
Problem Sleuth Game: show a prologue of what happened to the characters and a discrete showing of a possible second game.
OR
Insert Bard Quest game to show new gaming skills.
AD: Wait for Uwe Boll to create movie based on game, then punch him in the nose to establish superiority.
Readers: Victory dance & and team pose ... then realize the horrible truth ... is the end and the only thing left is that cold friend of ours near the stump
GPI: Fondly regard other creation (Bard Quest go!)
YOU: SOCK THE CREDITS IN THE ANDREW TO ESTABLISH DOMINANCE
Anonymous said...
FANS: demand PROBLEM SLEUTH2
KP: Agree, but let AH rest a little bit first.
Fans: Flip the fuck out.
AH: show what is behind the door!
is it the imaginary world, seeing as we've seen what is outside on the street is in the imaginary world
Everyone: Realize the other side of the door leads to the same universe.
PS: kick ugly dog in disgust.
Epilogue PI+AD+PS: Free from the buildings confines, run outside with no regard for traffic.
Oh god it's the end already? I feel so empty right now
Everyone: End of game roll call!
everyone: can we get one final team pose?
PS: Retrieve Arms from Safe
Audience: Realize that we have been playing Problem Sleuth for exactly one year! Put down the game and step away. It's time to go back outside and see what the world has become.
The entire cast: Ride the "Thanks for playing" page like a mechanical bull.
Andrew: Fondly regard the amount of time you've spent on mspaint adventures. Start something else :)
That was awesome!
I wonder what the next story will be. I hope it's about superheroes. That would be fun.
AH: bask in the glory of awesomeness. bravo, my friend, bravo.
Andrew: Take a well deserved break.
PS: Retrieve extra missions pack, there are dames to be rescued!
You: Send Andrew Hussie a fruit basket.
thanks for the great comic.
>Load last save point, fool around now that you know how the game ends.
>Start game over with permanent sepulchritude on PS, perma-candy-corn energizing on PI, and endgame AD on AD (with the use of post-game cheats)
MSPA Readers: Erect BUSTS to the greatness that is Andrew Hussie and create fan-legion following his greatness.
Start a new adventure already.
Thank you Andrew for making one hell of an epic interactive web story / game. And thanks for using my suggestion a while ago =D
Very Thanks! (hahaha)
MSPA readers: VICTORY DANCE!
Ah, I'm going to cry andrew ; ;
I-i think I man-love you.
All: Super mecha epic epilogue montage.
GPI: Fondly regard Conclusion [cut scene]
Congratulations! You've unlocked HARD MODE!
Viewers: Shed a tear, for the end of this adventure
Everyone in Problem Sleuth:Pose as a badass army because SHIT IS REAL.
Readers: Turn off game without saving! :O
Thanks Andrew, this truly has been a lot of much fun and awesomenes!
PROBLEM SLEUTH: LEVEL 2 SEQUELTUDE!
MSPA Reader: Shed 1 TEAR for the end of the GAME.
Hey I won!
>Restart
AH:Now go and finish Bard Quest and Jailbreak!
Hey wait, what about gaining exp after defeating DMK? Or is it all just left behind because he/it was the final boss?
And the state of the WEASEL KING and his kingdom?
And what was behind the door?
AH: Create the final tome of detectives' adventure: The Epilogue
PI: Remove all imaginary forms from existance ridding your self of GPI and the Part Pickles thereby destroying the world.
PI: Realise that him being responsible for the creation of reality is a time paradox and cause reality to collapse on itself locking the Sleuths in an ever repeating time paradox
AH: Turn epilogue into daily web comic.
Everybody: Ride credits page like a mechanical bull.
SnoopBust: revive yourself doggizzle and Creatizzle a happy endingizzle.
GPI: Fondly Ogle Epilogue
PS + AD + PI: Pose as a team because SHIT JUST GOT WRAPPED UP!
Everyone: fondly regard credits
MK: Open eyes in a rather disconcerting manner.
Nah, who am I kidding? Nice roundup! Love the ending!
AH: Add sound effects in next adventure!
Make the whole series available for download in one hard broiled zip file
Gah... best webcomic ever.... sad its over, but cant wait to see your next one. PS is probally one of the best web comics I've seen in a long time.
AH: Continue Bard Quest adventure
End Credits: Rearrange the letters to reveal the secret bonus stage!
GPI: Fondly regard end.
PS Readers: New Game.
PS: "What a fucking waste of time."
MSPA Readers: Express thanks to AH for putting forth the time and effort to not only put up with the suggestions of thousands of random strangers for his comic, but to use them to create something simultaneously beautiful and ludicrous.
Absolutely loved this comic. Thanks so much for making it. I hope the "something new" vaguely alluded to in the blog is another MS Paint Adventure.
Swamp Wizard: Be awed by codpiece.
that was amazing :) thx
MSPA Readers: Reconsider pistol again.
THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE AMAZING COMIC. I honestly didn't think it was going to end, but it seems all good things must come to an end. The ending was epic none the less,
My thanks to Andrew
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