Wednesday, December 17, 2008
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«Oldest ‹Older 10601 – 10800 of 11543 Newer› Newest»PS,PI,AD: Cry for your beloved arch nemesis.
Everyone Else: Land already!
Weasel King: Flip the fuck out
Everyone Else: Victory dance!
PS: Die off until the sequel
AD+PI: Go check on PS.
PI, AD, PS: Level up
PI+AD: pee on ps in attempts to wake him
PS: Milk the drama of your circumstance
AD&PI: Help PS up! Then Victory Dance!
AD: Pick up MEGATON KEY
AD: Being the strongest man on Earth, pick up the MEGATON KEY.
AD: For the love of GPI, grab the damned MEGATON KEY!
PS+PI+AD: Retrieve arms from DMK
AD,PI: No...it can't be...your friend, your commrade, Problem Sleuth, he is dead.
MSPA Readers: Morn loss of hero, he made the ulitmate sacrifice... Goodbye, friend, may you rest in the piece you rightfully deserve.
AD: Ride the MEGATON KEY like a mechanical bull.
AD and PI: Mourn the loss of PS, the greatest of the greatest heroes who ever lived.
PI, AD, PS: Dance
Team: Earn appropriate experience and levels for overcoming perdition. Oh, shit- one last miniboss time.
AD: Hold MEGATON KEY like PS held TECTRIXCALIBUR.
PI: look up to MK's corpse and deliver a very hardboiled one-liner euphemism celebrating your victory and his death before claiming the megaton key.
*PS, not PI, our brave hero requires his quantum of solace.
PI:Tend to PS's wounds.
AD: Steal MK's hat.
AD: Punch corpse in snout to establish authority.
PI: Carry Problem Sleuth in possible homosexual interest.
Death: As you're flying through the universe, ponder just how you'll greet these new arrivals.
Weasel Kingdom: Burn to death.
AD: Use Megaton key on PS snout to restore life.
Shove key is PI's mouth
AD: Punch Giant Needle in the snout to establish authority
PS+AS+PI: Reap the spoils of ultimate victory.
PS: "Rosebud."
All: Pose like a team 'cause the REAL SHIT is over!
MSPA READERS: Celabrate this one year adventure (3/10/08-3/9/09)
Victory Dance!
PS, AD, PI: Use megaton key for... whatever it was it is used for.
Search for code machine and input: up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, for reviving fallen comrades
Ghost of Captain Snoop: Become homoerotically interested in fan.
Epilogue
MK: Appear in HELL, then show your hand ominously rising from the hole made earlier by DMK, hinting that you'll be back someday.
AH: Congratulate yourself on avoiding a "black hole sun" reference
AD and PI: Tenderly care for PS.
AD: Pick up BRASS KNUCKLES.
GPI: Fondly regard destruction.
AH: Congratulate self for nicely wrapping up pointless side-plots such as Mount LardAss and the giant fan
PS+AD+PI: Attempt to remember why you needed the MEGATON KEY to begin with
PS: Show these ninnies that you won't be fallen so easily!
That was a bit Anti climatic
Rejoyice the end is NEAR!!!
GPI: Fondly regard destruction. :(
AD: Retrieve MK's arms.
PS+AS+PI: fight bonus boss
GPI: Holy Crap, the AFTERLIFE DANDELION is still gone! You quickly create a new one so PS wont be forced to spend his afterlife in HELL with DMK+MK.
PI: Imagine a new, hard boiled AWESOME-SLEUTH!
It's probably a little bit early for this, but I wanted to get it out before I forgot.
The last command in the game should be:
PS: Return arms to safe.
AD: Collect the prise with A RADIATION OF EXTREME PRIDE.
pi, ps & ad: reap battle spoils
AD: COMBAT OPERANDI -> LVL 666 BELLY OF THE WHALE on the MEGATON KEY
AD: Take BRASS KNUCKLES
All: celebrate one full year of Problem Sleuth
AD: Punch megaton key in the snout to establish superiority.
AD: In a impressive display of strength, almost succeed in lifting Megaton Key.
PI: Cast REVIVE on PS.
Get Key.
Fire new weapon to create portal back to the real world.
Pose as a team because shit just got finished!
PS+PI+AD: Ride ham needle like a bull
PI: Attempt to get MEGATON KEY, and throw out back doing so.
AD: Easily pick up MEGATON KEY while mocking PI.
PI: Wake up already!
PI: Cradle PS in your arms. Goodnight, sweet prince.
PS: Assert that you're not dead yet. In fact you're feeling better and are thinking about going for a walk.
*Those are "Hamlet" and "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" references, respectively.
AD: Get MEGATON KEY and punch PS in snout with the BRASS KNUCKLES to establish superiority, and claim your rightful place as leader of TEAM SLEUTH.
AD: Get MEGATON KEY and LEAVE THE BUILDING ALREADY!!!!
PI: Rub your face all over Mobster Kingpin's corpse
GPI: Fondly regard impalation.
PI: Imagine candy parachute
Death: Hey, where's your door? Where are you, as of matter of fact?
NB: Land in the water.
(Just to show the damage NB caused to one of the ships.)
PI: Ride the HAM NEEDLE like a mechanical bull.
AD: punch MK in the snout to establish dominance
PI: imagine candy corn phoenix down to revive PS
AD: equip BRASS KNUCKLES
HD + NB: Avoid potentially life threatening falls by bopping self on head to force an exit of bodice/corset.
AD: Punch MK in the snout to establish casualty.
MK: lose 1 imaginary life.
AD: Take the megaton key
PI: Check on your fallen companion
wait... shouldn't MK have dropped the megaton key when he maxed out his imagination?
PI+AD:Mourn over loss of PI while carrying with you to Valhalla, Er...I mean The Real World.
REJOICE!
PS,PI,AD: Pose as BATMAN 'cause SHIT JUST GOT CREEPY... KINDA...
All: GET THE FUCK OUT!
PI: pick up MEGATON KEY
All: Pose individually so as to look badass during the credit roll.
PI: You've obtained the Megaton key!
Bob Newhart: Wake up and wonder what the hell kind of dream you were just having.
AD: Pick up Megaton Key.
AD: Punch MK (and the HAM NEEDLE) in the snout to establish superiority.
HAM NEEDLE: Fall towards original building.
PI: Get Key
You experience extreme deja vu, as you remember one of your first commands... "Get Key". Aah, the memories...
Er, PS. PS needs to get the key. >>;
PS:, AD:, PI: VICTORY DANCE (with PS still laying on the ground)
PS+AD+PI: Loot MK's corpse. Leave the key for now.
Everyone: ponder how it is that you are breathing in space. Panic until an explanation is made.
MSPA Reader: Breathe HUGE sigh of relief.
PS: Get BRASS KNUCKLES.
anyone:use the megaton key to get out of the giant office only to find out the real world is really a giant deli leaving way for a sequel.
AD: Get KEY
PS: Press start button to borrow life from allies
AD: Fire the Megaton Key!
AD: eat ham
AD: Open Megaton Key
AD: Make an off color comment about MK being sodomized by a giant needle.
PS: retrieve arms
MK: Become Zombie Mobster Kingpin.
Hey on that note what happened to his Fiesta powers he got from eating FAD?
I guess that Mobster Kingpin's evil plans have been...skewered?
PS, AD, PI: Use MEGATON KEY and leave this crazy puzzle shit once and for al... OH SHIT, THE SHIP!
AD: Perform CPR on PS.
MSPA Readers: Rejoice that you have lived long enough to see Mobster Kingpin and his various forms slain. Your brains then explode as you try to remember what the megaton key was needed for.
AD: eat ham on ham needle.
Could someone clarify why mobster kingpin came out of the Mt st lardass?
PI: Construct crude aparatus to control PS's arms and legs a la Weekend at Bernie's
PS: Take the Megaton Key and exit out of the office building without incident because everything is now totally cool 100% and absolutely nothing else could possibly go wrong at all now and forever.
PS: Eat brutesteak
This is an inappropriate time for ham, guy who doesn't understand why MK came out of Mt. St. Lardass.
The two AD's motorcycles took out two thugs who both dropped brutesteaks, used for restoring HP. The Hired Muscle took one, but was turned into a zombie. PS picked up the second one and never ate it. I don't see why he wouldn't still have it.
AD:victory truffle shuffle
PI: Oogle PS awake
PS: Walk out of Death's door while he is distracted sending MK to hell.
Anon: Each corset/bodice in the game is a portal with an exit somewhere else. The one MK was wearing comes out the other end at MT. SAINT LARDASS.
PS+AD+PI: Make victory dance.
"MK: Become Zombie Mobster Kingpin.
Hey on that note what happened to his Fiesta powers he got from eating FAD?"
They converted to dark matter when the corset was tightened.
Pick up BRASS KNUCKLES
Umm question for the author.
All of those comments deleted. Are they the comments you are planning to use or are they inappropriate or what? I'm just curious.
MK: Surreptitiously tiptoe out of the afterlife.
MSPA readers: Cry because problem sleuth is going to end tomorrow :(
PI: Use megaton key to unlock door to optional secret boss
PS: Flip the fuck over.
AD and PI: Mourn for PS's death in a hard boiled manner.
MK: Awaken in hell.
PS: Gain Extra Life due to getting HIGH SCORE.
Everyone: Eww. Now level up already.
PI: Pick up MEGATON KEY.
AD: Pick up PS
AD: Wield BRASS KNUCKLES. Pimp-slap PI in the snout to establish MUTINY.
PI: Get Megaton Key.
AD: Abscond fellows in the nose to establish superiority
GPI: Fondly regard consummation (of story).
PS: Eat MK for +500 HP.
PI & AD: Lament your fallen companion
then
PS: Ascend to Godhood
GPI: Fondly Regard Creation.
AD: Grow some arms and grab that key
PPI, FPI, PFPI + FPPI: Rearrange subatomic selves to resurrect and heal PS.
PI: restore PS's vim and pulchritude by giving him some of your Tootsie Rolls and HOT SAUCE that you still have in you TEA POT
AD: take MEGATON KEY.
PI and AD: Victory dance...to the phone to call an ambulance for your fallen sleuth comrade.
CUT SCENE
End Problem Sleuth Adventure
Epi(c)logue.
AD: drake off the HAM from the HAM NEDDLE surly PS can get some health from that!
PI & AD: Take a long moment to appreciate and enjoy life, knowing that you have done something (or several things) truly awesome. A loooooong moment.
PI + AD: Keep hitting MK's corpse. After all this shit, it wouldn't surprise me he's still alive.
PS+PI+AD: Ride Megaton Key like a mechanical bull.
Where's the victorious moment?
AD: Equip the brass knuckles.
AD: Wield the megaton key (ROCKET LAUNCHER)
PS:,AD:,PI: Grab dropped exp
Devil: Challenge sleuths in 'secret final boss' battle
PS: Look in walkthrough to refresh your memory on what the Megaton key does.
PS+PI+AD: Take the megaton key, go back to the real world and open the door of the building.
AD+PI: No time for reaping spoils; mourn over PS and his corpse.
AD: Add MEGATON KEY to inventory.
PI: feed PS TOOTSIE ROLLS
Megaton Key: Fall through HAT due to weight.
(Megaton Key, MK. Can't believe I only just got that...)
GPI: Revive Problem Sleuth for the great deed he has done.
MK: Walk out of the afterlife, only to come back to life impaled in the HAM NEEDLE. Look at Problem Sleuth, lying there, raise your EMOTIONS from his heroic efforts, and die again.
PS, AD, PI: Grab that key! There's SLEUTHING to be done!
PI+AD: Rush to your wounded comrades aid!
AD: pick up BRASS KNUCKLES, PI: check PS is okay
MK:rigor mortis lv2
Team Sleuth: Ride MK like a mechanical bull!
PI + AD: Prop up PS and do a victory dance.
PS: Ask if anybody even knows where the friggin' real world IS anymore.
MSPA Readers: Restart adventure because you weren't happy with those 3 points you allocated to Vim back on level 9.
Author: don't tell me there's another fucking boss.
AD: feast upon the bloody carcass of your slain enemy
Light a match on MK's lifeless body and make a hardboiled wisecrack while lighting a cigarette
MK: burst hand out of the rubble
PI & AD: wake PS by pissing on his head, as is standard practice in Irish pubs
DO A BARREL ROLL!
AD & PI: hoist down MK's pants and salute his corpse flapping in the breeze
GPI: Fondly regard PS's self sacrifice.
AD: Realize that this entire time YOU were the bad guy!
AD & PI: Set PS on fire.
AD: Get distracted by BLINKY LIGHTS on MEGATON KEY.
gpi: fondly regard cremation
PI: Disarm megaton key
Team Sleuth: Reap Spoils of- Are we forgetting something?
AD: Retrieve BRASS KNUCKLES.
PS:LV. -1 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY -> LAST WORDS
Team Sleuth: Victorious Moment
HB and NB: do something to delay ending
AD: Cradle PS in your arms and scream at GPI in tearful rage
Use Megaton Key to open door outside of office.
AD: Rides MK corpse like a mechanical bull
Heros: Check MK for any better loot
View endgame credits and completion percentage.
AD: Punch MK in snout to establish eulogy.
PI: Collect MEGATON KEY and get the hell out of Dodge.
Weasel King: Flip the fuck out
Shove the key on your but for safe storage.
AD: Do whatever you can to save Problem Sleuth's life!
Death: Mourn loss of Sleuth.
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