Wednesday, December 17, 2008
The MS Paint Adventures Suggestion Box
Submit a comment to this post to make a suggestion for the latest MSPA story.
You can also leave any other sort of comment about the site here. That's cool too.
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Some notes:
- Keep it short! I tend to clip all suggestions to be about 60 characters or less.
- Maybe this is obvious, but only make suggestions for the latest point in the story! Posting the suggestion "shoot safe" when I am 800 pages past that point doesn't make the slightest bit of sense!
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«Oldest ‹Older 11001 – 11200 of 11544 Newer› Newest»"Enter initials into High Scores Table, then start a new game. This time no secrets or Easter eggs will be missed!"
Great comic! I hope you make more.
newgame+
This was great!
regrettably no extras wre discovered... :(
oh well 3of my suggestions were used ^^
DMK: give up pounding on the door out of Death's domain. The CONTRABASS CLARINET will not budge.
Wait!!
Whats on the other side of the door??
I freaking love you. Just wanted to tell you.
FINAL SUGGESTION: MSPA Readers: Standing ovation!
Police enter from outside and arrest trio for murders.
"YOU": Applaud.
Quickly retrieve arms from epilogue
Look. Now we CAN'T have any new webcomic. Problem Sleuth has become too well loved to be replaced by a new character. The only thing that can be done now is to have a sequel. One where the characters get reset to level 1.
BEGIN:
PROBLEM SLEUTH ACT 2
PS:That was awesome! again again again!
AH: Create cheesy NES-type end credits.
PS: Begin Game+
LOAD PROBLEM SLEUTH 2: Return of the Mobster Kingpin
MSPA Reader: Start new game on insane difficulty
Firh mah lazhor
Definitely, definitely a superhero-themed Adventure.
Pirates! Do a Pirate story!
Or, if you want to continue Bard Quest
Swamp Wizard: Laugh at miniscule size of Bard's codpiece
Midnight Crew: Star in new spin-off series.
Bard: Enter caverns of Harold
Magnacor: MS-PAINT FANFICTION.
Minor forgotten character: Rip hole in credits and laugh forbodingly before the final fade to black.
Death: Make a candy scythe.
Nupanick: Stop posting already, the show's over.
MSPA Readers: Xyzzy.
AH: Pose as a writer/artist, because SHIT HAS BEEN SO UNBELEIVABLY REAL
Not The Author and Magnacor: Use your keen humor sense to write a sequel, contradicting any epilogue AH happens to make.
PS: Accidentally topple sacred urn on the way out.
Wait- Audio Designer?
Everyone: Pose as a team because shit just ended!
Remember weasel king's land is in chaos?
Spontaneously restart Jailbreak.
>MSPA Readers: Mourn loss of continuation.
The couple hundred thousand readers react something like this:
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001789
Bravo, Mr. Hussie, bravo. What I don't get is how you're going to outdo yourself on the next go-around.
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>AH: Pose with a cast, because SHIT WAS JUST SO REAL!
No you fool!
Don't you realize if you initiate that pose, it will be the last thing you do???
Fiesta smacks some sense into you.
Meaning, of course, Epilogue first, THEN this.
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>PS: SEP- aw, screw it.
This joke is so overused, anyway.
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>GPI: Now, finally, your time has come.
Unleash your power upon all who thought you totally useless!!!
LV NaN OGLETECH -> FONDLY REGARD CREATION
In this manner, GPI could narrate the epilogue. Though I figure a first-person PS narration would work too.
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>AH: Do NOT forget cameo appearances for your next storyline.
Particularly that of GPI.
I think He should be in ALL your storylines as the reigning deity, but that's probably just me...
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>MK: This is complete bullshit.
It was AWESOME! i was tuning in everyday. You are a genious for how crazy and imaginative and far you can go with it and still come back, you must have made a hundred maps to remember where you guys were. AMAZING STORY EVAR!
"Brad Jones said...
>Audience: Realize that we have been playing Problem Sleuth for exactly one year! Put down the game and step away. It's time to go back outside and see what the world has become."
Has the HAM NEEDLE always had that hat on it? This is disconcerting.
You unplug your window to conserve electricity and get back to your MICROSOFT PAINTBOX 360.
And that's how the next story begins, I called it.
Except probably not now that I've said it.
I gotta stop doing that.
I nominate PS for Game Of The Year 2008!
porblem sleuth was an epic story, i am glad you made this, because this was probably the single best webcomic i have ever read. bravo. andrew, bravo
HATLESS MAN: laugh ominously as the scene fades out......
AH: Compile Problem Sleuth into book. Sell and make millions.
AH: Sell movie rights to Peter Jackson.
Readers: Realize that as the comic is over, your life is empty.
Andrew said he would work in flash when he finished up with Problem Sleuth, sooooo...
AH: Realease trailer for the epic flash-animated sequel:
PROBLEM SLEUTH 2: THE REAL WORLD.
Andross: Laugh ominously as the scene fades out.
PS: Notice emergency exit that was open the whole time.
PS: End in a more hard-boiled manner
Thank you Andrew for this absolutely delightful tale. I eagerly await your next project :)
First-time poster but long-time reader here. Personally I'd like to know the exact route TEAM SLEUTH took to get from the HAM NEEDLE back to the EXIT. I'm a bit of a MAPAHOLIC, you see.
They couldn't have gone through AD's WINDOW because PI destroyed it with his WINDOW shenanigans in CHAPTER 11. Remember this?
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000948
The most likely explanation (in my mind) is that they cut through the CHEESE TRUCK to get to the SLEAZY BROTHEL, then circled around to the SPEAKEASY, descended the CHIMNEY to the ELF ROOM, and passed through PI'S ROOM to the EXIT HALLWAY.
The only problem with this explanation is that because of PI's problematically high TALLNESS attribute, he would probably BUMP HIS HEAD on the roof of the CHEESE TRUCK, thus no doubt accruing a new ACHETECH: LV. 39 HAMMERING NAILS IN THE SKULL.
...Hey, talking like the Problem Sleuth narrator is fun!
My favorite webcomic has finally come to an end.. it's been a gas reading it over and over again, simply because it was so awesome. When I got out of the hospital the FIRST thing I did (after hobbling into bed) was read the new Problem Sleuth pages. I honestly hope that this isn't the FOR REAL end of Problem Sleuth... I mean.. it was just so.. so epic! It deserves a sequel, as any cash cow game deserves! I pray that this isn't the true true end of Team Sleuth.. but if it is.. I'll miss it a LOT!
Long live Andrew Hussie, and long live his legions of fans!
I'm torn between "le sigh" and "Boo-fricken'-ya!!!!"
I think I'll go with:
>Next.
GPI didn't do jack shit till the end...
AH: Turn entire Problem Sleuth game into flash
...Actually, thinking about it, PS, AD, and PI wouldn't even have to bother with the TRUCKS at all on their way back to the EXIT. HD and NB could just drop them off directly at the SLEAZY BROTHEL, and they could pick up the route I mentioned earlier from there.
Player: Fondly regard the great comic you just finished reading. ;__;
I've already posted but I just want to say that this was the best thing I've ever read.I'm not kidding.It was so brilliant and funny.I will show this to my kids when I have them in the far future.
11/10 Because it's so ridiculous it's no even funny.
That was pretty awesome, I truly enjoyed Problem Sleuths adventure...
AGAIN!
it was amazing on behalf pf every fan we cant wait for another.
AH: Start PS over, plus add sound.
DENZEL: Fondly regard end of MSPA.
Goodnight, sweet prince.
Unmute Bee Professor.
RECAP PART 3!
AH: Begin contemplation of new adventure game. Please?
I read went to Problem Sleuth and all I got was this lousy (okay it's bitchin') T-shirt
Can't wait for the next story. Maybe this time some of my suggestions will actually be used!
I'd just like to say, of all the webcomics I've come across, this has been my favorite by far. I discovered it months ago at work, and haven't been able to peel myself away from hitting the Refresh button every midnight to check for new updates! I introduced several friends to Problem Sleuth as well, and they too are sad to see it come to an end. I applaud you, Andrew! May your PULCHRITUDE and IMAGINATION meters never run out!
Thanks much for all the time you put into this. It's the highlight of my daily jaunt around the internets. As someone above stated pirates could be fun.
Thanks Andrew Hussie for a great adventure of adventures!
Now for the epic epilogue of the end of all things good and bad!
Shit, there's a demon in the exit room!
Everytime! Goddamnit, ID Software!
PS,PI,AD,MK,ELVES,WEASELS,HOGS,CLOWNS,WEASEL KING,HD,NB,MM,FPI,PPI,PPPI,FPPI,FPPI,FFPI,CANDY MECHA,BEN STILLER BUST,OWEN WILSON BUST,SNOOP BUST,GPI,HONEYBEE PROFESSOR,DEATH,FLUTHLU,UGLY DOG,ZOMBIE HIRED MUSCLE,ZAD,BOWEN STILLSON DOGG,FAD,DMK,WHORES,WIFEHEARST,SONHEART/BATHEARST,THUGS,MH,DS,CT,SPEAKESY PATRONS,HATLESS MAN,FOUR HEROES,WHALE,HIGGS BONEHEAD,EVERY PARTPICKLE,PRISONER,BHMK,DEMIMONDE GODDESS,1000 COURTESAN ANGELS,CANDY MECHA LEGS,CAPTAIN SNOOP BUST,DEMIMONDE SEMI-GODDESS',FETAL SEEDPOD,ALL THE READERS,AH: Take a bow
GPI: Fondly regard creation.
Sit through credits for end-of-credits sequel teaser.
ALL: Fondly regard the end of the game whilst anticipating mysterious epilogue
Death: Shed a tear of liquid golden happiness for the end of Problem Sleuth
EPIC END CINIMATIC FOR TEH FANZ
All: Fondy Regard end credits movie
Great show, AH. I loved it, and checked every day for an update.
I don't even check Cyniade and Happiness every day @_@
That being said:
Honeybee Professor: Pollinate new afterlife with pollen from old afterlife
GPI: Fondly regard Afterlife
AD: Do Truffle Shuffle while AH plots sequel in background
AH: Turn off computer saying that was hella fun
AH: Turn on TV
AH: Fondly regard that Gamestop is selling Problem Slueth 2: This Shit was Never Real
AH: Wait in Line that seems to be filled with MSPA Readers...
All these are seperate panels... do it...
Look forward to the next game, although a new kind of "game logic" would be more interesting since the old one is a mystery the players already solved.
Evil MSPA Reader: Attempt to plagerize this webcomic
Good MSPA Readers: post Gay porn to EMSPAR's Suggestion box
PS, AD, PI: Suddenly show up in Jail Break Series noticing that you are more animated than the main character in the story
Find the sacred urn
initiate secret ending
PS: Return Arms to Safe and Call it a Day
Bard: Hit the swamp wizard with your lute
PI: Marry NB and have lots of little Pickle Inspectlings
AD: Punch Winners Don't Do Drugs message in the snout to establish dominance.
Start NEW GAME+
Problem Sleuth Part II!!!!!!!!!!
"nupanick said...
Not The Author and Magnacor: Use your keen humor sense to write a sequel, contradicting any epilogue AH happens to make."
Magnacor: Fondly regard incredible fan.
Magnacor goes back to fondle his incredible fan.
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000456
This is incredibly silly!
Pretty awesome work man. I've checked in at 8am every day for updates, and now it's over ;(
I will tune in for the epilogue and new story, wouldn't want to miss out on more AWESOME. :D
Viewers: Be depressed at end of Problem Slueth. Hit restart button.
Magnacor: Kindly suggest that we make suggestions for the SUGGESTION BOX to suggest possible epilogue scenarios.
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Wifehearst: Realize that your husband has left you and your sun for good and go to the Sleazy Brothel in the Sky to earn money to support family.
Bathearst: Use the void your father left as a drive to lead you down a path of crime and villainy and become JOKERHEARST.
It is mere weeks before your takeover of the imaginary universe is complete. What was once under MK's control is now yours. When men and women glance at you, you see into their eyes not respect or loyalty, but fear. Precious fear with which you rule with an iron fist. Children leap into their mother's arms as they see you. You watch in silence as the mothers attempt to console their darlings. Slowly you approach them. You walk right up to the little child look him dead in the eye and ask him, "Why so serious?"
The children do not sleep for weeks. How amusing.
COMPLETELY SANE MAN and ONCE HATLESS MAN: Become mega-hit daytime, talkshow host team.
With CSM's deep-cutting questions and non-nonsense attitude combined with OHM's laid back comedic approach, you scale the ratings charts and quickly become the talk of the town. The celebrities are queuing up to get a ten-minute time-frame on your show. You even do a special two-hour episode with ANDREW HUSSIE.
CSM: Ask about next MSPA.
ANDREW HUSSIE ponders the question carefully not wanting to spoil anything, but all the while not wanting to disappoint fans.
OHM: Write ANDREW HUSSIE an UNPLEASANT NOTE about the various logical fallacies he made about quantum-physics and the effects of time dilation on the physical world and then vomit on the note and then pass out.
ANDREW HUSSIE is unable to read the note through the vomit so he just ignores it and continues to ponder the fuck out over the previous question.
CSM: Grow impatient and use TRUSTY KNIFE to cut your partners stomach open and rip out his intestine with which you strangle ANDREW HUSSIE.
ANDREW HUSSIE is slain!
That was beautiful.
Thank you for spending your time making it, good luck with your next story.
Futhulu: Wrestle DMK in hell.
or... or...
DMK: Float out of large gaping hole
I figured out which minor forgotten character would work best for this:
Professor Bee: rip hole in credits and laugh ominously, then leave.
AH: Become tired of the "make an epilogue" and "make a sequel" style requests and start something completely different with a different type of game logic, as the readers have all mastered "What pumpkin" and "Shoot key" by now.
AH: Make NEW GAME +
Andrew: Go back and finish Jail Break.
Create an end credits "Where are they now?" photo montage.
Awesome. Hope to see more from you soon.
DMK'S HAT: Grow a new health meter!
You decide that infamy can be as good as fame...you realize that not only are you feeling "hard boiled" but your also rather depressed...your just not getting the respect your used to; time to an hero.
Strike a pose, because shit just got victorious!
New Game Plus! New Game Plus!
Much love. This is a work of art.
how does this crap game work? you can not type in anything you can only click a preset action which you could not even chose. There is no help, no tutorial and the whole wiki to this thing explains nothing. It is not worth a second click.
Play "Problem Sleuth Theme" over the credits.
AH: Finally make some wallpapers.
Anonymous three before this post, it's not supposed to be an actually game, stupid. It's a webcomic in the style of a game. Get a brain. >>
Problem Sleuth Part V: The Mob Strikes Back
New Game +
MSPA CYOA Book.
Awesome Job! Loved it
Great job. Thank you.
Hear hear! Good show. I second the suggestion to release this as a book, in the style of "Choose your own adventure." Just look how well it served Perry Bible Fellowship. It'd be like a mix between cyoa and a comic book.
Player: Begin New Game+ for 100% completion. (SACRED URNS and whatnot)
Higgs Bonehead + Whale: Grow tired of all of this crazy bullshit and opt for a simpler life in the field of farming and agriculture.
Whale pulls the plow and Higgs delicately tends to watering and nurturing the various types of pumpkins that they grow here on FARMER WHALEHEAD'S RANCH.
Whale: Slaughter PIGHEARST for supper.
Whale > Lvl 44 SLAUGHTERTECH > Check THIS Jonah!
PIGHEARST is slain!
Meanwhile Higgs is preparing a succulent PUMPKIN STEW to complement the flavors of the ham. Just need to add one more ingredient to the stew and it'll be ready to serve.
Higgs: Add pumpkin to stew.
What pumpkin?
You sure are glad you gave up a life of endless COMBAT OPERANDI and CRAZY PUZZLE SHIT for simple life! Yes sirree...
Thank you for Problem Sleuth!
Best goddamn game/comic mutant thing on the internet. I enjoy it alot!
Magnacor: Send Andrew Hussie a very emotional, yet hard-boiled PLEASANT NOTE thanking him for creating the epic tale that is Problem Sleuth.
http://s94.photobucket.com/albums/l99/Magnacor/?action=view¤t=untitled.jpg
Seriously though, thanks for sticking to this. Just like how making updates became a routine part of your life, reading these updates have become a part of mine. I wouldn't have an emotional breakdown if you suddenly gave up on this and I probably would get over it in a week or so, but let it be known that reading these updates always brightens my day and I can't say I'd have much to look forward to after school were it not for this site. *raises Suckle Glass* Here's to many more updates.
Best webcomic ever! Truly epic.
Thank you for working on this and I hope you had as much fun doing it as I did reading it!
AD: Start telling a dame what just happened adding in imaginative embellishments.
Magnacor: RECAP entire story in the form of a SCRAPBOOK OF NOTES written by VARIOUS MINOR CHARACTERS.
examples:
Professor Bee's journal: "PICKLE INSPECTOR IS REALLY DUMB. He stuffed a window through its own counterpart and that's why I'm stuck on the afterlife now."
Dapper Swain's diary: "Perchance I laid eyes and also one hand on the most lovely lady of my affections earlier this morn of such a fine day, for she has escaped my grasp by manner of a very upsetting style of structural rearrangement machine which, at first glance, I believed to simply be a garment that she wore to flatter her figure. May she enter the life of a very lucky man of unspecified proportions."
Madame Murel's notebook: "THAT MEANIE STOLE MY BODICE JUST TO FIGHT SOME ARMLESS PLAYER CHARACTERS. I WILL NEVER DATE A MALE VERSION OF MYSELF EVER AGAIN."
Yay, happy ending! ... kind of ...
That was really great, thank you very much. I could even imagine to buy DECORATORY CLOTHING from the ONLINESTORE one time or the other. Maybe you could include some more SALARY ITEMS?
PS+AD+PI: Play a face-melting air-guitar riff cause shit just ended!
on another note, completely awesome comic. I was really taken by the ideas and style presented and, while it's sad to see such an epic tale come to an end, it was a great ride. I expect to be getting a new shirt here soon. Once again, great job and I cannot wait to see what comes down the pipeline.
Laugh at the other two adventures, which aren't completely complete.
MSPARs: Ponder the immoral and possibly incestuous connotations involved in the relationships between PS and HD; PI and NB
Might I suggest the setting for the upcoming web comic? Rain forest, anyone? How about a rain forest inhabited by horribly cute wonder goblins... AFRICAN ones?
Mama-meia....
Congratulations Andrew. You collaborated with your readers and gave page after page of consistent, original, maddeningly brilliant artwork and humor. Your art evolved over the year from still pictures to kick ass animations.
So between the originality, the humor, the progressive improvement, and the unique concept, I would say you are the anti-Buckley.
shame that problem sleuth is finished. still. i joined about the time DMK had his second health bar. and i began to read from the beginning.
i thought it was so great. congratulations.
the comic deserves the amount of fans that it has...
obviously :)
AG: ride Internet like mechanical Bull
-you found ,mspaintadventures.com-
AG: fondly regard Problem sleuth and its hilarity
PS: WAIT. You forgot to save the weasel king, the 4 heroes, and the entire imaginary kingdom!
*Initiate Bad alternate ending*
GPI: Fondly discard universe.
GPI: Fondly discard creation.
" The End said...
xyzzy"
Two things:
1. Why do you always type that?
2. Metal Gear Solid 3 is my favorite game of all time... not counting Problem Sleuth.
GPI/AH: Fondly regard Ovation.
one last time.
Fans: Replace "Andrew" with "King of Kings."
Fans: Replace "Andrew" with "King of Kings."
New protagonist: Quickly retrieve arms from nearby object.
"nupanick said...
Magnacor: RECAP entire story in the form of a SCRAPBOOK OF NOTES written by VARIOUS MINOR CHARACTERS."
Well I could take a crack at it I guess.
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COMPLETELY SANE MAN: Use KEY to inscribe a DIARY MESSAGE on your cell wall.
"Dear Diary,
All of the mice have now left me so it looks like I once again have no one else to talk to, but you. I don't know how I could stay COMPLETELY SANE were it not for you being here to keep me company. Nevertheless sometimes... just sometimes I wish that someone else would fall from the sky and give me a little more company..."
"Dear Diary,
It's incredible! My wish has come true! At long last I have someone else to talk to! He's not the most sociable person and he frequently punches me directly in my snout, but nevertheless it's someone new. He fell through the ceiling with a thick, slimy rope. I'm very anxious to show him to show him all of my KEY's. It's sure to be a great conversation piece."
"Dear Diary,
He didn't appreciate me firing my KEY directly into his chest. I thought that shooting him would make for something interesting to talk about for a few days, but he apparently did not agree. Presently, he has both hands around my knock and is throttling me with his impressive VIM. I'm trying to fend him off by beating him with my VIOLIN and throwing my BOOT at him, but he still retains a fast grip on my neck. I think the only COMPLETELY SANE thing left to do is kill him at the same time he kills me so we could talk to one another in AFTERLIFE."
"Dear Diary,
Finally. I managed to beat him to death with my VIOLIN before I passed out from lack of oxygen. I guess there's only one thing left to do..."
COMPLETELY SANE MAN: Off thyself.
May we make t-shirt requests here? Well either way I suppose I will do so.
I am much enamored with the fractal lotus t-shirt, but would like other ones too! Specifically, I would greatly enjoy a Pickle Investigator themed shirt, and perhaps a candy corn vampire or tootsie roll Frankenstein shirt.
I promise that if they were made I would buy them! I am not one of those terrible people who make requests such as this and don't follow through by purchasing the wares I requested!
Also, I just read through the entirety of Problem Sleuth yesterday night (it was my first exposure to it) and I loved it! Great job on the series, it was a pleasure to behold.
PS: Die already!
AH strike a wicked pose because this comic was totally real.
Pumpkin: Narrate epilogue
"The floor beneath you creaks under your highly concentrated weight..."
Is 'weight' the right word here?
BRING BACK PROBLEM SLEUTH!! COME ON!! COME UP WITH SOME ALTERNATIVE STORYLINES OR SOMETHING, SO IT CAN BE LIKE A REAL VIDEO GAME!!! DONT JUST END IT LIKE THIS, COME ON MAN!!! I'VE BEEN LOYAL FROM THE BEGINNING, AND I GOT AT LEAST 100+ PEOPLE TO CHECK OUT YOUR SITE, PLEASE CONTINUE PROBLEM SLEUTH, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GF: Fondly regard Problem Sleuth.
I am not 100% happy with the fact that this adventure's all over, but I know that Andrew will bring us more awesome storylines in the future to entertain us that might even be better than Problem Sleuth (If that's possible).
MK: You have lost one imaginary life. Exit fort and intercept Sluths.
Save file:corrupt
Your save file has corrupted.Please don't turn off the power,thusly saving your save file from corruption.
"You": New Game +
Sad that it's over, though I'm glad it ended while it was still beastly awesome. Will definitely follow the next one. I think if you released it onto a disk/zip folder or something many a person would flip the fuck out with joy.
MSPA Readers: Verbally fellate Andrew Hussie with overwhelming praise.
AH: Fondly regard fellatio.
Great work, I hope you do another adventure. This is seriously the best thing in the format of a comic on the medium of web.
Flothers: Interrogate the Swamp Wizard.
What a long, strange trip its been. Nonetheless, fantastic. Great work Andrew, I sincerely hope you take us on another wild adventure.
Imagine watching a great movie that lasts 3-4 months.
Thanks!
sequal!, prequal!,alternate equal.... uh restart?
Do another story with problem sleuth
AH: EPIClogue.
Death: Atart a new adventure to find a replacement scythe.
AH: Write an epic epilogue and start a new game. NOW.
So, are we going onto the epilogue, or to Bard Quest, or Jail Break?
"nupanick said...
Not The Author and Magnacor: Use your keen humor sense to write a sequel, contradicting any epilogue AH happens to make.'
Well, I think that's an asolutely fantasti... wait, me?
You're ranking me alongside Magnacor!?
*joy and bewilderment*
...Unfortunately, I can't aid in writing a new story, for reasons instantly apparent if you think about who I am.
;P
"Anonymous said...
Pumpkin: Narrate epilogue"
What epilogue?
(^_^)
>PS: Fondly regard adventure like a mechanical bull
Wow, what a fucking waste of...
Actually, that was a lot of fun.
4th whore: Wonder where the fuck everyone went
players: resell problem slueth game to pay for a (complete) copy of bard quest?
AH: Make live-action series on Problem Sleuth, Staring Stephen Colbert as Problem Sleuth, Jon Steward as Ace Dick and Conan O'Brien as Pickle Inspector.
you still gotta make a thing that explains all the shit that just happened now, its just not done without one last epic description
Electric Wire: Snap.
GPI: unexplainably become evil.
DMK: Rise from the depths of hell.
MM: Don gravitiy brassier.
The Devil: Steal souls by flailing about your gay pornography in the real of the living
Whore Island: Crash into EXIT.
There really are quite a few ways how the problem sleuth storyline can go on, huh?
"Not The Author said...
Well, I think that's an asolutely fantasti... wait, me?
You're ranking me alongside Magnacor!?
*joy and bewilderment*
...Unfortunately, I can't aid in writing a new story, for reasons instantly apparent if you think about who I am.
;P"
Oh snap, I'm popular. Nevertheless, I do not conceive of any way I could write a sequel to this incredible literary achievement. It's one thing to make a few good suggestions, but to make an entire story is quite a different manner.
To put it in more poetic terms, sure, I can nail in a board, but I'm no carpenter.
"Mikker said...
AH: Make live-action series on Problem Sleuth, Staring Stephen Colbert as Problem Sleuth, Jon Steward as Ace Dick and Conan O'Brien as Pickle Inspector."
PS: I MADE HUCKABEE!
PI: Flip the fuck out!
Hey AH, you can continue Problem Sleuth ad infinitum. Just make an alternative path from early in the story making something totally different.
Jail Break:
Pony: Printed Purple Muffin Underwear Dance!
AH: Make those goddamn epilogues already.
Also
AH: Take a well-deserved break and consider a sequel.
Use your sleuth prowess to hunt for that long missing NOSE
I suggest that you heed this suggestion
>Team Sleuth: Receive pie.
Because if anyone deserves a PIE right now, it's definitely those guys.
>Pie: Vanish inexplicably.
Oh no! It seems the PIE was a PUMPKIN PIE! AFTER IT!!!
>Please insert DISK THE SECOND...
PS: Realize that everything you've been doing for the last year has accomplished no more than getting you outside your office building.
AD: Tear the door apart with your amazing strength.
AH: Make new adventure staring the Death, minor appearances by Bathearst and the gang. But seriously i think a story just about death, forget the others, would be quite awesome.
DS: beg AH to tell you what happened to DEATH
DS: LVL 9000 BEGTECH -> DESPERATE PLEA
"dragonseeker said...
DS: beg AH to tell you what happened to DEATH
DS: LVL 9000 BEGTECH -> DESPERATE PLEA"
MAGNA: Lvl 39 SUGGESTECH > SAGE ADVICE
Magnacor wisely suggests that you be patient for ANDREW HUSSIE is no doubt nearing completion of the EPILOGUE and your thirst for knowledge will likely be quenched within the week.
Furthermore, he adds that it could be beneficial to change your acronym from DS to something else for those initials may also refer to DEMONIDE SEMIGODDESS. And as we are all amply aware, if there's one thing we MSPA readers can't stand, it's confusion.
PS: LOOK UP THE WEBSITE http://ihateyoujessica.com/?id=a80n8a61u9wjakiclht61n6ku9dppf
http://ihateyoujessica.com/?id=a80n8a61u9wjakiclht61n6ku9dppf
AH: Create new Flash-based comic about time travel.
I got a good one. Eat a hard boiled egg
^^ It took me a second, but I laughed when I finally got that one.
Higgs Bonehead: Ride off into the sunset.
Andrew Hussie...
03-16-09: No, we are still not quite done! You will know we are finished when you read the words "THE END."
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GPI: Fondly regard clarification
R.I.P.
Captain Snoop
I think that deserves a "Return of the Jedi" style Ewok-like celebration.
Wait. How can HIGGS BONEHEAD breathe underwater?
(Did I post that twice? Whoopsie...)
Also, I love how the epilogue's in color, even though practically all of the comic up until now has been in black and white. Adds a nice touch.
Hatless man: punch devil in the snout to establish superiority!
AH: Create an entirely new adventure. Set it in the wild west. Make it a mockery of Clint Eastwood-style action. Make it entertaining with your practiced wit, vocabulary, and cat-like updating reflexes. Also, user input.
MK: Resurrect using Level 99: PHOENIX DOWN
PI: Goggle at RMK (Resurrected Mob Kingpin) in amazement. "Why haven't I thought of that?"
AD: Pull out Master Sword and go att...
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make a panel that describes everything that just happened!!!!!!1
HEY, YOU ADDED COLOR! THAT'S SO AWESOME! :D
"Anonymous said...
make a panel that describes everything that just happened!!!!!!1"
And make sure it's narrated by HONEYBEE PROFESSOR. That way you won't need to type as much.
Make a new one, with even more fractals. http://www.enchgallery.com/fractals/fracthumbs.htm
Next one: COURTROOM DRAMA!
AH: Retcon the Midnight Crew and Proffesor Wasp into canon.
Hatless Men: Eat devil's magazine
PS: Go back to dig up that candy corn.
"EPILOGUE -> Next."
(So I can say he used one of my suggestions. :P)
*when we get there* PS: Ride THE END like a mechanical bull
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