Wednesday, December 17, 2008

The MS Paint Adventures Suggestion Box


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Some notes:

- Keep it short! I tend to clip all suggestions to be about 60 characters or less.

- Maybe this is obvious, but only make suggestions for the latest point in the story! Posting the suggestion "shoot safe" when I am 800 pages past that point doesn't make the slightest bit of sense!

11,543 comments:

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Anonymous said...

Bar Patrons: Wonder what the hell you're doing here

Anonymous said...

GPI: Check on 4 Warriors

Anonymous said...

EVERYONE: Do a victory dance.

Anonymous said...

Sun: Aggress moon.

Anonymous said...

PS: Fondly regard candy corn and Captain Snoop.

Stephen Hosmer said...

Everyone: Wake up inside your desk forts.

Anonymous said...

Andrew: Fix the latest comic. It's broken!

Anonymous said...

AH: Realize you screwed up the website

Anonymous said...

Pose as a team cause shit just got victorious.

Jacek D. said...

GPI: Fondly regard broken comic

Anonymous said...

Everyone:Fall in a manner befitting that THIS IS THE END

Anonymous said...

PS, AD, PI: Fall in a more victorious manner.

Anonymous said...

Everybody: Strike a victory pose while falling

Anonymous said...

PS, PI, and AD: Fall as a team, 'cause shit just got real.

Anonymous said...

PS, AD, and PI: Fall in a more hardboiled manner.

Anonymous said...

Everyone: Prepare to land!

Craig said...

All: Fall in a more hard boiled manner.

Anonymous said...

PS+PI+AD: Fall in a more existential manner.

Anonymous said...

Heroes: Fall in a more victorious manner.

Wolf Nanaki said...

PS, AD, PI: Grab onto DMK's hat and ride it down to Earth like a mechanical bull.

Unknown said...

EVERYONE: Land already.

Anonymous said...

everyone: search for MK's hat.

Anonymous said...

Hatless Man: Quickly! GET THAT HAT!

Unknown said...

Ps,Pi,Ad:Fall in more Hardboiled manners.

voodooKobra said...

PS+AD+PI: Reap spoils of battle.

MK: Rape spoils of battle. With tentacles.

Anonymous said...

Weasel King: Flip the fuck out!

Anonymous said...

Professor Bee: Pray to GPI.

Anonymous said...

Fan: Blow. Blow.

Anonymous said...

Mecha Legs: Fly to the rescue!

Anonymous said...

PI, AD, PS : Fall in a manner more befitting of your status.

Anonymous said...

PS, PI, AD: Pose as a team, one last time, because, damnit, we just can't go out looking like this!

Anonymous said...

Everyone: Fall in the most hard broiled manner possible because shit does not get any realer

Anonymous said...

PS: Clean yourself up so you match better with your fellow free fall companions.

Anonymous said...

Physics: Sigh in relief now that all the supermassive singularity shit is behind you.

Quantum Physics: Do something in relief that is indeterminate, due to the fact that the action of relief would change by observing it.

Anonymous said...

PS+PI+AD: Wake up from ILLICIT MOONSHINE induced nightmare.

Anonymous said...

PS: Fall in a more hard-boiled manner

Anonymous said...

PS: Wake up from dream.

PS: Wonder why there are two steak dinners on your desk.

PS: Fall in a more panicky manner.

Anonymous said...

Everyone: Fall in a more non-fatal manner.

Anonymous said...

TEAM SLUTH: fall in a more unified way

Anonymous said...

PS, AD and PI: Ride landing like a mechanical bull.

Anonymous said...

Every ONE: STATUS REPORT

Anonymous said...

EVERYONE: fall across the universe in a manner befitting each characters own persona.

Anonymous said...

Ride DMK's HAT like a mechanical bull.

Unknown said...

Everyone: fall in a more hardboiled manner.

Anonymous said...

Fall in a more silly / 90's rap star / hard boiled manner, respectively.

Anonymous said...

Dance, EVERYBODY DANCE!

Anonymous said...

PS: Fall in a more dignified manner.
PI: Fall in a more trippy manner.
AD: Fall in a more badass manner.
HD: Fall in a more hysterical manner.
NB: Fall in a more nervous manner.
Weasel Warrior: Flip the fuck out.
Elf Mage: Feather Fall
Hog Cleric: Cast some fall-breaking shield-like spell.
Clown Bard: Lute Solo
Death: Put on sunglasses and fall in a cooler manner.
Gentlemen: Fall in a more gentleman manner.

etc.

Anonymous said...

PI,PS & AD: contemplate how good life has been for you this far

Anonymous said...

OMG charcters are scattered throughout universe, SETUP FOR NEXT GAME!

Paul said...

PS, AD, PI: Fall as a team, 'cause shit just got GRAVITATIONAL

Anonymous said...

AD, PS, and PI: Do a MIDAIR POSE bacuse shit just got real.

Anonymous said...

PS, AD and PI: Fall in a manner more fitting to your personality.

Anonymous said...

Everyone: Fall like a hardboiled mechanical bull cus shit just got real.

Anonymous said...

ALL: land already!

SpiritBoy said...

Everyone: Pose as a team because shit just stopped being real.

Noc said...

PS, AD, PI: Fall in a more climactic manner.

Anonymous said...

PS, PI, AD: Pose as a team cause shit is falling down through a bunch of squiggly lines.

Anonymous said...

AD, PI, PS: Pose in the air while shit's still pretty real.

Geo said...

AD, PI, PS: Fall according to appropriate falling policies!

Anonymous said...

DMK is finally defeated, you could at least fall in a more victorious manner.

Anonymous said...

Fall as a team because shit used to have been real?

Saturn said...

PS, AD, & PI: Fall in a more victorious manner.

Anonymous said...

GPI: Please, for all that is good and holy, document the day, hour, minute and SECOND that DMK slain so future generations will remember this glorious moment.

Anonymous said...

Everyone: Perform a victory air guitar power ballad cause shit probably won't get any more real than this.

Anonymous said...

PS+PI+AD: Brace for impact

Alex Jaffe said...

PS, AD, PI: Fall in a more hard-boiled manner.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, what he said ^

Wantcookie said...

>AD: Fall in a more unimaginative manner.

Anonymous said...

PI: Look at ship while falling. You better not have caused something completely ridiculous... like the ship going through the clock, causing another infinity explosion... I guess those sticks can keep that from happening, huh?

PS: Take a look around you, see where you end up.

Andrew: Out of silliness, have NB land in the water where one of MK's bust smuggling ships were sunken.

Anonymous said...

PS+AD+PI: Fall in a more FINAL GROUP SHOT manner

Anonymous said...

PS: Reclaim the damn Megaton Key already and BUST LOOSE! Then PS, AD, PI: Victory Dancetech Lv. 50 - Shake your groove things.

Anonymous said...

Everyone: fall in a more victorious fashion

voodooKobra said...

SPLAT.

Anonymous said...

Everyone: fall with style.

Anonymous said...

AD: Ride the air like a mechanical bull

Anonymous said...

all: fall in a more victorious manner

Anonymous said...

AD: Fall in a fat manner

Anonymous said...

All: Abscond to godhood.

Anonymous said...

PS, AD, PI: Fall in a more ANTI-climactic manner. (be leasurely about it, heck the only one I'm really worried about surviving is PS, cause he's so Vim drained.)

Anonymous said...

GPI: Heal Problem Sleuth. He's earned it

Anonymous said...

AD+PI+PS: Fall in a more imaginative manner.

Anonymous said...

Evryone: Use hat as parachute

Anonymous said...

Weasle King: Save the Day

Anonymous said...

cue "TO BE CONTINUED" text and appropriately suspenseful music.

Gabi said...

Everyone: fall in a cooler manner.

Anonymous said...

PS,PI,AD: STOP IMAGINING THINGS!

Anonymous said...

PS, PI and AD: Fall in a more hard-boiled manner.

Anonymous said...

ALL: Fall in a distinctly soft-boiled manner

Anonymous said...

Team: fall in a more hard-boiled manner.

Anonymous said...

PI: Remembering your fantastic powers in the realm of imagination, simply cease falling.
PS: Aren't you supposed to be dead?
AD: Break fall with UGLY DOG.

Anonymous said...

ALL: Fall in a more victorious manner.

Anonymous said...

PS, AD, PI, BHMK: Land.

Anonymous said...

PI: Fall in a sillier fashion.

Anonymous said...

PI: Didn't the sniper rifle run out of ammo a while ago?

Universe: End due to paradox.

KanadianKozak said...

Everyone: Fall with more awesome!

Anonymous said...

PS, AD, PI: Fall in a more climactic manner

Anonymous said...

PI: fall in a more ogled manner
AD: fall in a more vim filled manner
PS: fall in a more hard boiled manner

Anonymous said...

AD: in response to fall, AUTO-PARRY

Cyranix said...

PS + AD + PI: Regain composure and get flung through the universe in a more badass noir anti-hero way.

Anonymous said...

PS: clean yourself up, man! You look a disgrace!

Anonymous said...

PS: fall more deadily. AD: fall less imaginatively. PI: fall more meta-ly

Anonymous said...

All three: Fall in a hard-boiled manner because shit is still real.

Anonymous said...

ALL: Fall in a more hard-boiled manner.

Anonymous said...

PS,PI,AD: Be friends forever.

Anonymous said...

PS, AD, PI: Fall in a more frantic manner

Anonymous said...

PI+AD+PS: Fall in a sillier manner

Anonymous said...

Fall as a team, cause shit just got real.

Anonymous said...

Everyone: Level up despite final boss being destroyed

Anonymous said...

PS + AD + PI: Fall in more Hardbroiled manner!

Syniphas said...

God damn it, I knew it.

They're going to fall back into their fucking offices.

Just to get trapped again.

Fuck you.

Anonymous said...

AD, PI, PS: Fall in a more dramatic way.

Anonymous said...

Everyone: Fall in a more silly fashion

Anonymous said...

Everyone: Fall in a more hard boiled manner.

Anonymous said...

AD: Pretend to ride a mechanical bull while falling.

Anonymous said...

For the first part of problem sleuth, make the phone usable, and make some funny reference to earthbound when using it.

Anonymous said...

PS: Fall in a more Hard Boiled manner.
PI: Fall in a more Silly manner.
AD: Fall in a more... Truffle shuffle-y manner

Anonymous said...

MSPA Readers: Mourn over the fact that endgame is always 90% cutscenes and only 10% gameplay.

Unknown said...

PS, AD, PI: Flashback!

Anonymous said...

Fall as a group because shit just got completed

Anonymous said...

Fall as a group because shit just got completed

Anonymous said...

Ride air like a mechanical bull.

Anonymous said...

PS + PI + AD: Fall in a more triumphant manner, seeing as how you have just defeated DMK. Thank god that's finally over.

Anonymous said...

PS: Fall in a more hard boiled way
AD: Do a cannon ball!
PI: Fall in a silly manner!

Stephen Hosmer said...

PI: Conjure up some candy parachutes.

Anonymous said...

View endgame credits and completion percentage.

SARSandstuff said...

All: Pose together as a team 'cause shit just got concluded.

Anonymous said...

Everyone: Start the game over again on Hard Mode.

Anonymous said...

Andrew Hussie: Continue Problem Sleuth for at least a few more years.

Anonymous said...

Everyone: Land Already!!

Anonymous said...

HD+NB: Escape a hideous splattery death by leaving through your CORSETS. (If only the "active" corset can be left through, NB should leave and switch the valves, allowing HD to also leave.)

PS: Escape a hideous splattery death by being caught by HD.

PI: Escape a hideous splattery death by being caught by NB.

AD: Escape a hideous splattery death due to your rediculous VIM. Catch FAMILYHEARST to save them, too from hideous splattery deaths.

Lardass Mobster Kingpin: REALLY FINAL BOSS BATTLE TIME

They still need those BRASS KNUCKLES, remember?

...Heh:

>AD: Unlock MEGATON DOOR using MEGATON KEY.

Ace Dick punches the door to smithereens. It seems DIPLOMACY is the answer, actually.

Anonymous said...

PS: Fall in a more hardboiled manner.
PI: Fall in a more silly manner.
AD: Fall in a more macho manner.
HD: Fall in a more hysterical manner.
NB: Fall in a more nervous manner.
Weasel Warrior: Fall in a more flip-the-fuck-out manner.
Elf Mage: Fall in a more magical manner
Hog Cleric: Fall in a more boarish manner.
Clown Bard: Fall while doing a LUTE SOLO in a more rockish manner.
Death: Fall in a more Death-like manner
Gentlemen: Fall in a more gentlemanly manner.
Whores: Fall in a more obscene manner
Bar Patrons: Fall while enjoying watching whores fall in more obscene manner.
Hatless Man: Fall in a more wasted manner.
Wifehearst: Fall in a more wife-like manner
Sonhearst: Fall in a more vigilante superhero manner.
DS + Angels/Antiangels: Fall in a more angelic/anti-angelic manner.
COMPLETELY SANE MAN: Fall in a more COMPLETELY SANE manner.
Whale: Fall in a more whale-like manner.
Higgs Bonehead: Fall in a more mentally incapable manner.
MK: Fall in a more mob-boss-like manner.
MSPA Readers: Spam suggestion box with "LAND ALREADY!"

Anonymous said...

check inventory

Anonymous said...

MK: Have an epiphany and save our heroes.

Anonymous said...

PI: fall in a sillier manner

Unknown said...

PI: Idly ruminate that a bust to the face must be embarrassing to a duck. He could swear he had read that before.

Anonymous said...

Detectives: Fall in a more endgamely urgent matter.

Anonymous said...

Hat less MKP (formerly BHMK): Hit the fan.


Devil: Pour some delicous COFFEE for your new guest(s).

Status Report on Mount Lardass

Anonymous said...

Wait a moment. Where is Fthulhu? Shouldn't it have been in the Afterlife or Hell?

Anonymous said...

Everyone: Fall in a manner that expresses just how pleased you are that the universe has been saved.

Anonymous said...

PS, AD, and PI: Fall in a more climatic manner.

Anonymous said...

OH NO! A Temporal Anomaly has manifesting itself as a Galactic Shambling Hogwasher!!!

Anonymous said...

AD: Search DMK's hat for BRASS KNUCKLES

PI: Look up to see the fractal explosion, destroying the tower and disconnecting the two worlds

Anonymous said...

AH: say “All of this has happened before and all of it will happen again" and restart game

FhtagnDazs said...

PS, AD, and PI: Fall as a team because shit's about to get real.

FhtagnDazs said...

PS, AD, and PI: Graft arms from falling debris to make hideous bionic limbs.

FhtagnDazs said...

AD: To prevent death upon impact with the earth, punch gravity in snout to establish superiority.

FhtagnDazs said...

Prof. Bee: Pilot Candy Mech

FhtagnDazs said...

GPI: Fondly regard acceleration.

FhtagnDazs said...

Everyone: Pray to GPI.

Anonymous said...

Pose in mid-air because shit totally just got real AGAIN.

Anonymous said...

ALL'A YA MUGS: Animal House Ending

FhtagnDazs said...

MSPA Readers: Inspired by the recent turn of events, pen a Tony award-winning rock opera chronicling the adventures of Problem Sleuth, Ace Dick, and Pickle Inspector

Anonymous said...

AD: Upon landing, fetch the Megaton Key.

Anonymous said...

PS, AD, PI: Stop falling... why the falling?

Anonymous said...

PS, PI, AD: Retreive arms from midair.

Anonymous said...

PS, PI, AD: hold overcoat open like wings and attempt to glide to surface

Anonymous said...

PS, AD & PI: Make one last pose in midair and become trapped in a freeze frame because this shit's been real.

Candy Mecha: Activate dashboard stereo to play 80's new age "Take On Me" for credit background music.

Anonymous said...

(correction) Candy Mecha: Activate dashboard stereo to play 80's new age smash hit "Take On Me" for credits background music.

Anonymous said...

fall in a more victorious fashion

Anonymous said...

PS+AD+PI: Fall together as a team, because SHIT JUST GOT REAL.

Anonymous said...

PS, AD, PI: Fall as a team, 'cuz shit is starting to get less real than it used to.

Anonymous said...

Quit falling and land already!

Anonymous said...

PS + AD + PI: Merge to form the Ace Problem Pickle Dick Inspector Sleuth.

Anonymous said...

PS Team: Fall in a more climactic manner.

Anonymous said...

I second (or third, or fourth) the movement for falling in a more climactic manner.

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...

PS + AD + PI: Merge to form the Ace Problem Pickle Dick Inspector Sleuth."

I'm not exactly sure that "Dick Inspector" is the best title for our heroes. We all know that there has never been any GAY PORNOGRAPHY in this epic tale and probably never will be. I honestly don't know what the Hell you were thinking. And speaking of Hell, whatever happened to the DEVIL and his FORK?

Anonymous said...

Death: appraise webcomic's mortality.

Anonymous said...

PROTAGONISTS: Die, and in death, attain Nirvana.

Anonymous said...

Team Sleuth: Fall in a more Nervous, Portly and Hardboiled manner respectively.

blagh said...

Everyone: land already!

Anonymous said...

Everyone: Fall in a more "Final Fantasy"-Victorious style while an UNLICENSED IMITATION VICTORY THEME plays, gaining various levels in the process.

Anonymous said...

PS, AD, and PI: Victory dance in the air!

Anonymous said...

AD: Catch MK's hat

Everyone: Fall in a more rocking manner

Extramrdo said...

PS+AD+PI: Fall as a team, cause shit's dropping like diarrhea in a blender.

Unknown said...

PS: Wake up in office. Wonder why the theme song to Dallas is playing.

Dylan said...

PI + AD: Fall while riding PS like a mechanical bull.

Dr. Sakuya, PhD said...

Fall in a more danmaku-dodging Shrine Maiden way.

Anonymous said...

Death: play Song of Time to prevent the moon from falling

Anonymous said...

AD: Truffle shuffle! You know that your best truffle shuffle will speed up the falling time somehow, and save us a few pages.

Doomwaffle said...

PS, PI, AD: Fall in a more nostalgic manner.

Anonymous said...

PS, AD, PI: Land in a more Heroic way

Nick Steele said...

PI+AD+PS: Fall in a sillier fashion

Anonymous said...

PS, AD, PI:Pose as a team so the world has a fond memory of you.
Shit's not that real, though.

Anonymous said...

Death:Remove cloak revealing that you are a slightly more emaciated version of Pickle Inspector.

Unknown said...

NB: Go out with style, look more like Trinity as you fall

Anonymous said...

PS, AD, PI: Upon landing, POSE because SHIT DONE GOT REAL.

Anonymous said...

PS:, AD:, PI: Fall in a more heroic manner.

Anonymous said...

PS,AD,PI: Fall in a shockingly inappropriate manner.

Anonymous said...

PS+PI+AD: Fall in a more stylish manner

Anonymous said...

PS,PI,AD: Fall in a more hard-boiled, badass noir-antihero manner.

Anonymous said...

PS, PI, AD: Fall in a shockingly appropriate manner

Anonymous said...

PS, PI, AD: Fall in a synchronized manner, making shapes with your bodies with each other the way skydivers do.

Also, PI: I thought it was funny when you fell in a goofy manner that one time, so you guys should do that again because it made me giggle.

Anonymous said...

PI+PS+AD: Ride MK like a mechanical bull

Anonymous said...

AD: Rip MK off of the HAM NEEDLE and throw his corpse to the ground. then grab PS's unconscious body and jump to the ground causing the floor beneath you to crack upon impact. Now THAT's one heck of a badass entrance.

PI: Slide down HAM NEEDLE in silly manner.

Thats My Butt said...

PI: Retrieve the PHOTON CANNON.

Anonymous said...

AD: Take MEGATON KEY

Dr. Sakuya, PhD said...

AD: Eat MEGATON KEY

Anonymous said...

AD: Take Megaton Key in the snout to establish superiority.

PS: Auto-Life!

Anonymous said...

^^
PI: Imagine PEANUT BRITTLE DUMBWAITER that you have been able to create since who knows how long ago and go back up to the HAT to get the MEGATON KEY. You Magnacor a disapproving ogle on your way up. How can you have forgotten that so easily?

Magnacor: Wallow in your shame and look longingly at TREE STUMP you see somewhere ways off....

Anonymous said...

PS AD PI: Victorious moment?

AH: Pat self on back.

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