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«Oldest ‹Older 10201 – 10400 of 11543 Newer› Newest»Snoop Bust: accrue arms.
Snoop Bust: accrue arms.
Oh no!
The mighty snoop bust encounters a minotaur.
Sun: Retrieve arms from the safe.
Mount Saint Lardass: Retrieve arms from the safe.
Moon: Retrieve arms from the safe.
DMK: Retrieve arms from the safe.
Everybody's arms: Retrieve arms from the safe.
MSPA readers: Remember that this is an imaginary universe and within it the laws of physics are different. I mean that not because it is a made up story but because if you remember the character's came here from the semi-normal universe.
AD: Target UMBHMK with LV. 99 Battletech: Belly of the Whale.
PI+PS+AD: Victorious Moment!
GPI: Shed Tear
Everyone: Epilogue
AD: Punch UMBHMK in snout to establish superiority.
PI: Search for brass knuckles
PS: Bemoan the loss of your prescious cargo.
AD: Brace yourself between the hat and the moon.
Whale and higgs-bonehead: go see what all that sun business is about.
Moon: Hit the hat already!
ALL: Gain experience from victory and acquire DEMONPETAL REMAINS and FONDLEVINES.
-NEXT-
HIGGS BONEHEAD+WHALE: Gather all DEMONPETAL REMAINS and give them to DEATH.
-NEXT-
DEATH:Burn DEMONPETAL REMAINS by using the FONDLEVINES to create friction and use LABRYNTHINE SUDOCUBE COMPREHSENSILE to make a spark, thus making an OFFERING TO GPI.
-NEXT-
GPI: Use OFFERING to create a new AFTERLIFE DANDELION.
MAGNACOR: Post lots of suggestions in the same post because SHIT JUST GOT real!
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MSPA READERS: Shed TEARS OF LIQUID JOY in face of the final demise of the mighty DMK.
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PS: Fall in a more unconscious manner.
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Everyone: Victorious moment! _________________
Everyone/PS: Mourn loss of Captain Snoop.
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PI: Realize that you are now the only one still outside of the event horizon and steer your ship to whore island and become homo-erotically interested in your fan once again.
You can't believe how long and thick your sweet's EXTENSION POLE is now. Those BLUE PILLS you gave him must have really helped.
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AD: Ride whale like a mechanical bull all the way down to BHMK's drawstrings and yank the crap out of them.
Reap spoils of battle.
BHMK: Throw down your hat in disgust.
Everyone: REAP MASSIVE SPOILS OF BATTLE
PS: Ride the sweet embrace of death like mechanical bull
EVERYBODY: DANCE
GPI: Prepare to fondly regard your AFTERLIFE DANDELION, but suddenly remember it was destroyed. Using your divine powers, you turn the SUDOCUBE into the new afterlife. May it's unending halls forever prevent it's inhabitants from escaping into life once again.
-OR-
GPI: Take AFTERLIFE DANDELION from bottom half of self thus reviving the afterlife.
MSPAreaders: Shed single tear of pure joy and happiness
MSPA readers: React to DMK's demise.
Everyone but BHMK: VICTORIOUS MOMENT!
UMBMK: If you can't control the universe no one can. Give one last tug to the corset
PS, AD, PI:
Rejoice.
Sleuths: Pose together, 'cause this shit was so real!
Reap spoils of victory!
Hatless Man: Empty contents of HAT onto UMBHMK's FACE, causing an increase in his SICK BURN.
Everyone: PANIC! How are you supposed to get out of the black hole now?
Weasel King: Lardass report.
PI: Steer UNIVERSE to catch the falling PS.
After all that you deserve this!:
Team Slueth: Victory Dance!
Dapper Swain: Mustache Fire -> Blazing Handlebar
Use on BHMK's straps to save universe
BHMK: Become violently enraged over the loss of your demonic counterpart!
Everyone: Dance in the manner of the Ewoks at the end of Return of the Jedi
> VICTORIOUS MOMENT/Learn something useful against UMBHMK!
All: Pose because the REAL SHIT is over!
PS: Shed a single tear for the loss of the CANDY CORN
PS: Fetch the Big Boss Key
Readers: Shout "FINALLY!" then party.
PS: PULCHRITECH -> TIP OF THE HAT
everyone: run very fast in circles on BHMK's hat to increase his ANGULAR MOMENTUM attribute.
Obviously,
Reap spoils of battle.
AD: catch moon and use it's razor edge to cut BHMK's corset's drawstrings.
PS: Piss on Ace Dick
EVERYONE: In Tandem mourn to the God for the loss of Snoop Bust. Alasizle, that playa sacrifizled himself and took a bulletizle for the teamizle.
Remaining Angels and Devils: Stop the moon.
PI: Get away from the tower! Then shoot VOLCANO.
BHMK: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
I wonder if there is any way to reap spoils of battle when DMK just faded away? :/
PS: LV. 74 VICTORY DANCE
PS: Content that you saved the universe, pass into the void. OH WAIT.
UMBHMK's Philadelphia Hawk is flipping the fuck out!
UMBHMK: MOB RIOT: Heart Attack
Mount Lardass: Erupt.
Alas, the candy corn has reached its destination at long last... I have to admit, I actually got a little choked up about it.
ALL: LEVEL 99 VICTORY SCREECH!
Mount St. Lardass: Explode, killing everyone in the universe in the ultimate anticlimax.
PS: Mourn over the heroic death of the candy corn.
All that are ontop of BHMK: get on the whale
BHMK: Throw down hat in disgust.
death > PUZZLETEC > SADUKARUBIX
Everyone: /roll for phat lewt!
actually i second
"BHMK: Throw down hats in disgust."
Everyone on BHMK's hat: Pose as a team, cause shit is as real as it gets.
ALL: VICTORIOUS MOMENT
PS: Deliver a funeral eulogy for captain Snoop.
PS: fall in a more hard-boiled manner
BHMK: Vanish in a puff of twisted logic.
GPI: Become homoerotically interested in creation.
MSPA Readers: Thank AH for a year of awesomeness
Finally! Such monster will surely level up the hell out the party.
Everyone: Do a little dance
well actually MK just lost only 1 of his 3 imaginary lives :) 2 more to go
All: Mourn the loss of the Snoop Dog bust, but rejoice in the defeat of the epic behemoth.
Everybody: Celebrate!
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GPI: Fondly regard celebration.
Reap spoils of battle.
Explode for no reason!
PI: Shackle licorice rope and dive for the Bust.
Everyone: Pose as a team, cause shit is never going to be that real again!
Death: Turn the completed LABYRINTHE SUDOCUBE COMPREHENSILE upside-down to dislodge the WHITE DODECAHEDRON SUDO-DIE. Roll die to increase PI's power level.
Sleuth Team: reap spoils of battle!
PS, AD, PI, READER: LVL 17 VICTORY DANCE
PS, AD, PI, READER: LVL 17 VICTORY DANCE
A reply to the recently posted SIENCE FAQ.
1. The problem of near-infinite resistance of the fan cord is partially resolved by the fact that most of it runs through void and has lost virtually all of its internal enegry through heat radiation, becoming superconductive. Still though, many kilometers of the cord run near the ground at temperatures far above the superconductivity threshold, making the resistance very high.
2. The problem with the mass of the universe expanding and then shrinking if it's made of PIs can be resolved by adjusting the time intervals separating the copies when a PI splits. Those splitting near the middle of the lifespan of the universe should end up very far away in time from each other, while those near the birth and death of the universe should split into copies appearing within seconds of each other. This would maintain even density of PI across the entire time-span while still assuming that the universe is mortal, and probably that the events described lie in the middle of its lifespan. BTW, the mass of each copy of PI should be only slightly smaller than the mass of its “parent”. If they rather split in halves, it would mean that the mass of the entire universe is equal to that of one PI.
Everyone: Faint in relief.
BHMK: Enraged, tighten drawstrings even MORE.
PS, AD, PI: Do a little dance.
DMK: Show up in the afterlife.
Pose as a team, because this shit just got real!
Everyone: Reap spoils!
all: do a cheesy jumping high-five, start some 80s music, and roll credits.
xyzzy
PS: take a moment to morn in rememberance of Captain Snoop Dawgg.
PS: Remember you can't fly anymore, therefore falling to the ground.
AD: Auto Parry PS.
BHMK: Throw down your hat in disgust.
AD: Find the MEGATON KEY already.
O Freunde, nicht diese Töne!
Sondern laßt uns angenehmere
anstimmen und freudenvollere.
Freude!
Freude, schöner Götterfunken
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische, dein Heiligtum!
Deine Zauber binden wieder
Was die Mode streng geteilt;
Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
Wo dein sanfter Flügel weilt.
Wem der große Wurf gelungen,
Eines Freundes Freund zu sein;
Wer ein holdes Weib errungen,
Mische seinen Jubel ein!
Ja, wer auch nur eine Seele
Sein nennt auf dem Erdenrund!
Und wer's nie gekonnt, der stehle
Weinend sich aus diesem Bund!
Freude trinken alle Wesen
An den Brüsten der Natur;
Alle Guten, all Bösen
Folgen ihrer Rosenspur.
Küsse gab sie uns und Reben,
Einen Freund, geprüft im Tod;
Wollust ward dem Wurm gegeben,
und der Cherub steht vor Gott.
Froh, wie seine Sonnen fliegen
Durch des Himmels prächt'gen Plan,
Laufet, Brüder, eure Bahn,
Freudig, wie ein Held zum Siegen.
Seid umschlungen, Millionen!
Diesen Kuß der ganzen Welt!
Brüder, über'm Sternenzelt
Muß ein lieber Vater wohnen.
Ihr stürzt nieder, Millionen?
Ahnest du den Schöpfer, Welt?
Such' ihn über'm Sternenzelt!
Über Sternen muß er wohnen.
yes! it's over!
Readers: Shout "FINALLY!" then party.
PS: Stop daydreaming and get your arms already! (Cause you know, this adventure isn't going to start itself!)
Everyone: Victory dance.
Everyone:Pose because shit can be realler!
Everyone:Pose because shit cant be realler!
PS: Victory dance!
PS: flip the bird at BHMK to establish hard boildness as you float past him
UMBHMK: Die from shock at the death of your companion and from being so dense that you buckle in and warp out of the universe.
Sleuth Crew: Reap the spoils of yout Victory !
Everyone: Have a Dance Party on top of the moon
Make that cheering noise that people make when they imagine an audience cheering. (Haaaah! Haaaaah!)
PS: Fall in a more celebratory manner.
BHMK: In an outrageous outrage, tighten corset strings so tight you turn to dust.
All: Victory Dance, 'cause shit just got accomplished.
Something else needs to happen?
oh, never mind.
"all: do a cheesy jumping high-five, start some 80s music, and roll credits."
^THIS^
DANCE!!
I think it's time to kick some BHMK Ass! Otherwise the universe is doomed. :)
All: Collect massive spoils.
Go finish Prison Break. :)
PS: victory dance!
PI: Mourn loss of candy corn
PS: That was it... you can't even move anymore. Is it all over? You think you see the light...
BHMK: Loosen drawstrings.
PS: Level up
What? Problem Sleuth is evolving!
PS+PI+AD - Perform fanfare victory dance RPG style.
Everybody: Level up! You're going to need the stat boosts to get out of that office building.
BHMK: Rip that fart you've been holding in while concentrating on being a black-hole and DMK.
Everyone: Level up!
MK: Check number of IMAGINARY LIVES
PI: IMAGIN ITEM >GUMMY BEAR I.E.D.
Ewoks: Celebrate victory.
All: VICTORIOUS MOMENT!
GPI: Fondly regard creation
Just a question:
Does rotating the wheel affect the inside of the Black hole as well?
Why hasn't the Trucks on the ground, and the inhabitants of the 4 kingdoms fallen up and down?
Eveyone: Reap final spoils of battle
Soul of Snoop Bust: manifest with the energy of the universe and fondly regard the victors!
GPI: Fondly regard ending cutscene.
Death: Collect Black Liquid Sorrow Tears.
Celebratory Ewoks: Nub Nub
PS: Search for Megaton Key
MSPA Readers: Reap spoils of epic battle.
Swamp of Mystery: Smack that wizard around with your lute.
Everyone: Dance victory.
"PS: Level up
What? Problem Sleuth is evolving!"
UMBHMK: Rapidly press the B button to prevent PS from evolving.
PS + PI: Ask the hands of marriage of HD + NB
AH: Lv. 45 Storytelling Tech.: SLOW THE HELL DOWN SO YOU DON'T RUIN THE ENDING
Seriously. This isn't a race. PS & Co. ar dealing with some badass shit and it shouldn't be so anticlimactic.
Victory dance.
victory!
dance.
PI: Shoot TOOTSIE ROLLS into black hole
>PS: Victorious Mo-
Victorious Mohshit, you're falling into the SUN.
Into.
The freaking.
SUN!
"Does rotating the wheel affect the inside of the Black hole as well?
Why hasn't the Trucks on the ground, and the inhabitants of the 4 kingdoms fallen up and down?"
Both of these can be answered simply: Why don't Australians fall off the Earth? Same concept.
MT. ST. LARDASS: Erupt already!
AH: Shed tear of pure liquid creativity.
PS: Shed a single manly tear for the loss of the universe's greatest hero, Snoop Bust.
Universe: Lvl 99 ERRORTECH: BLUESCREEN OF DEATH.
GAME OVER.
Victors: Return to reality.
AD: Take the MEGATON KEY and open the OFFICE BUILDING MAINGATE.
PS+AD+PI+NB+HD+ZAD+... well, you get the picture:
Pose as a Cast because shit just got concluded!
Megaton Key: Become Megaton gun(MG)
DMK: Leave deaths door, equip MG
OR
BHMK: Rapidly equip and unequip corset for no real reason, really annoying everyone
OR
Megaton Key: Become new finalfinalfinalfinalfinal Boss for some unexplainable reason
PS: Reap spoils of battle
Moon: Land already!
PS: Wake up. It was all a dream!
AD: Insult Death until he cries and collect tears.
>GPI: LV 100 OGLETECH -> FONDLY REGARD UNIVERSE
This should probably happen right after PI collides with the CLOCKTOWER, because you just know that's gonna spark some Wierd Fractal Shit if AH can help it. And he can, because I'm Not Him.
AD: use brass knuckles to OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR ALREADY!!
PS: get married to PI and have sex
andrew: DO SOMETHING, UPDATE THE GODDAMN COMIC!! WE MUST KNOW WHAT HAPPENS DAMNIT!!!
BHMK: Untie strings to the max.
Magnacor: Kiss up to Andrew Hussie in a more hard-boiled fashion.
"Adam said...
AH: Lv. 45 Storytelling Tech.: SLOW THE HELL DOWN SO YOU DON'T RUIN THE ENDING
Seriously. This isn't a race. PS & Co. ar dealing with some badass shit and it shouldn't be so anticlimactic."
He wants to end it by March 10th since that's the day Problem Sleuth began. And the moon, black hole, erupting volcano, and plot-end tie-ups can easily be finished in 3 more days of updates... right? I pray to GPI that AH is out of school/work these next two days because he'll have to update like crazy if he wants to get this finished by Tuesday.
Ewoks: CELEBRATE
PS: Ponder the past battle and shout "ABOUT DAMN TIME"
Magnacor: Hijack suggestion and rde it like a mechanical bull.
"Eon said...
BHMK: Rip that fart you've been holding in while concentrating on being a black-hole and DMK."
UMBHMK > Lvl 99 IINDEGESTECH > LET IT... RRRRRIIIIIPPPPP!!!!
MT. ST. LARDASS erupts! The Weasel Kingdom flips the fuck out! The lava flows outwards toward each of the four kingdoms. There's no way that they can be saved now, unless, of course you managed to make SALTED ELF EGG MELON BALL WEASEL TALON PIE that only be baked by FOUR HEROES. But what are the chances of that, I mean, really?
Death primes his EASY BAKE OVEN as the FOUR HEROES gather their SALTED MELONS, WEASEL TALONS, ELF EGGS, and PIE FILLING.
FOUR HEROES + Death: Pose as a team because shit just got delicious!
AD: Dislodge CONTRABASS CLARINET
GPI: Ad Epilogueum -> Semi-Artistic Creative License -> New Game+
Death: Dislodge CONTRABASS CLARINET
AD: Open door of LIFE
Everyone: Pose as a team 'cause shit just got real.
PS: Realize you just aborted a baby. Aggress Mental state with tears.
PS: say something epic in order to sum the just happened events up, in a very bad ass manner.
PS: remember about the locked door and the key, that took mk. (where is it now?)
"Magnacor said...
He wants to end it by March 10th since that's the day Problem Sleuth began. And the moon, black hole, erupting volcano, and plot-end tie-ups can easily be finished in 3 more days of updates... right? I pray to GPI that AH is out of school/work these next two days because he'll have to update like crazy if he wants to get this finished by Tuesday."
Huh. So it actually is a race... It still makes me sad, though.
GPI: fondly regard Constellation
GPI: Fondly regard destruction
DUDUDUDUDUDE! HE'S DEAD! HE'S SLAIN!
HOORAY!
NO MORE DMK!
HOORAY HOORAY!
PS HAS SAVED THE DAY!
All: Do massive victory polka.
(a lively dance of Bohemian origin in duple time)
PS:Throw Candy Corn in a more Hardboiled manner!
PS: Land on hat.
Death: Appraise PS' mortality.
Oh my! Due to his divine pulchritude and righteous action, Problem Sleuth is now immortal! He rises to meet GPI for his initiation ceremony. Death urges Problem Sleuth to put in a good word with GPI to maybe sort out this moon problem.
AD: Pee. You've held it in too long.
PS+AD+PI: Rock the fuck out.
DEATH: Bottle your precious tears of liquid sorrow, because you just never know.
Higgs Bonehead: Ride drawstrings like a mechanical bull
STEPHEN HAWKING: Flip the fuck out over MSPA SCIENCE.
Death: Punch DMK in the snout to establish superiority
WOOOOO!
Every Reader of this epic comic: Sob Uncontrollably
DMK: reappear as a miniaturized version of self in afterlife
PS: remember what you were trying to do a year ago.
PS: Crack Knuckles in a Hard Boiled manner.
ALL: Reap spoils of universal salvation triumph
BHMK: Shed violet tear of infinitesimal weight
PS: Use Gained experience to up your stats!
EVERYBODY: Dance!
Victory Dance!
BHMK: Fully absorb DMK and become BHDMK
GPI: Stop fondly regarding BHMK. He's been a bit of a dick lately. Increase BHMK's SICK BURN METER significantly.
Pose as a team cause DMK finally got the shit beat out of him.
MK: Wither away
PS: Mourn loss of Captain Snoop.
Everyone: Commemorate the sacrifice of Captain Snoop.
AD: Victory Truffle Shuffle!
All: alight to safety and engage in a VICTORY DANCE
Victory Dance!
Collect spoils of victory.
LEVEL the ASS UP.
DMK: Come Back in Form of Chuck Norris
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