Wednesday, December 17, 2008

The MS Paint Adventures Suggestion Box


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MSPA story.

You can also leave any other sort of comment about the site here. That's cool too.

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Some notes:

- Keep it short! I tend to clip all suggestions to be about 60 characters or less.

- Maybe this is obvious, but only make suggestions for the latest point in the story! Posting the suggestion "shoot safe" when I am 800 pages past that point doesn't make the slightest bit of sense!

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Anonymous said...

Great Old Ones: Reawaken now that the Great Chunks of Mass are align to bring Doom to the World

Anonymous said...

PS: wake up in your office. Was it all a dream?

Anonymous said...

Universe: Make sense

Anonymous said...

PI: Abandon ship.

Anonymous said...

Anybody: Check on the frickin' fan already.

Anonymous said...

PI: but back the scope, then turn wheel 90 degrees.

Anonymous said...

GPI: Fonly regard arms of BHMK

Death: Hastily move everyone into the door of Life/Death. Screw the security.

Semigoddess: Command attack on Vernabulb

PS: Remove hat 'cause SHIT just hit the FAN

Oh, wait a second...

--------------------
Why was the gray fellow in the Afterlife but the other mooks in hell?

Anonymous said...

PI: SPIN THAT WHEEL LIKE A MADMAN

Anonymous said...

Universe: Explode.

Anonymous said...

DMK: Too lately regret a life of vandalism and crime.

Anonymous said...

DS: Ride the whale like a mechanical bull all the way to the FETAL SEEDPOD with your fellow warriors.

Anonymous said...

AH: Explain

Anonymous said...

PS: Get pulled towards the EVENT HORIZON in a more hardboiled manner.

Morosoph said...

Current runs to other end of wire, starting fan.

Anonymous said...

Sun: Become ANGRY SUN from Super Mario Bros and agress DMK.

Anonymous said...

PS: Consume four (4) candy corn.

Anonymous said...

GPI: Fondly regard event horizon.

FAD + AD + ZAD: Timeless Truffle Shuffle!

Anonymous said...

Fan Report.

Peter L. said...

AD: Get drops of Deathsweat from Death's cold brow

Anonymous said...

PS: Do what you always wanted to do and gravity-free breakdance.

Unknown said...

PI: command the angels and demons to cut through the drawstrings of the blackhole MK

Unknown said...

GPI: Unfondly regard BHMK who is destroying the universe you created.

Anonymous said...

Everyone: Turn all blue and red 3d and pose because shit just got new dimensions.

Anonymous said...

Fan: Receive electricity. Turn on.

Anonymous said...

Undead jazz trifecta: Play a HAUNTING MELODY with BOMBASTIC LATIN LYRICS.

Anonymous said...

AD: This is your chance to not be the only member of Team Sleuth not remembered as a god! Hurry!

Then:

AD: Punch Seedpod in snout to establish superiority over the mighty DMK!

Anonymous said...

PS: ride event horizon like a mechanical bull!

Unknown said...

BHMK: Ride sun like mechanical bull.

AndrewTindall said...

Death: Play Song Of Time

Anonymous said...

Death: Ask angels and anti-angels to carry everyone to the whale

Joel said...

GHPI: Time for a matrix like moment. Reformat/Reset the universe to the last safe point.

Anonymous said...

And then DMK was a zombie.

Anonymous said...

Check on the status of the cable carrying power to the fan.

Anonymous said...

GPI: Deus Ex Machina - GOD OF THE MACHINE

Anonymous said...

Everyone: Pose as a team 'cause shit just got quantum.

Wolf Nanaki said...

Death: Do something already!

Wolf Nanaki said...

PS: Wake up from dream.

Anonymous said...

AD: quickly slip game of LIFE through door of LIFE

Anonymous said...

PS: Use Candy Corn to stop time warp

Anonymous said...

CUT SCENE!

Anonymous said...

Fan: Start

Anonymous said...

DS: Aggress fetal seedpod

Unknown said...

PS: Spin dat wheel

Anonymous said...

GPI: Explain what the fuck just went down.

Anonymous said...

Make Mt. Lardass BLOW UP!!! Oh yeah and make the sun burn BHMK

voodooKobra said...

DS: Do something you dinky broad!

Anonymous said...

Fan/electricity check!

Anonymous said...

Patrons: Allow your Druken Shot Glass to run out becoming sober.

Hatless Man: Drop vomit filled hat onto fetal seedpod in surprise

Chaorder Gradient said...

PS: step out of imagination fort
Wow... what a ride!

Peter Alexander said...

PS: Poke bellybutton

Anonymous said...

PS: Fall into black hole more tragically

Anonymous said...

Universe: TIME PARADOX

Anonymous said...

PI: Remember that the SNIPER RIFLE is supposed to be out of AMMUNITION.

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001605

Anonymous said...

Death: Offer everyone tea.

Anonymous said...

Universe: Flip the fuck out

SuperDuperMario said...

Electricity: Follow rules of electricity and jump to the fan

Anonymous said...

Fill Suckle Matrix of Leadership

CS/ML: COMB RAVE - SNOOPTIMUS PRIME

Anonymous said...

Sadly, the Chicago Overcoat still hits the clock. Better luck next time.

Anonymous said...

PI: Replace your CHRONOSCOPE in the WHEEL and spin the WHEEL of the CHICAGO OVERCOAT, spinning the universe counterclockwise so fast that time actually moves backwards.

>NEXT

You jolt through time and space, admiring the scenic view from the deck of your ship. You can see all of the events unfolding at every single moment in time. You watch yourself go back in time to refill the ammo of your CAPTAIN'S SEXTANT. It was common sense that you had to have replaced the clip with fresh rounds. Only a complete and total imbecile would have forgotten something like that, what, with like half of the comments in the SUGGESTION BOX being "PI: Realize that SNIPER RIFLE is out of ammo."

Anonymous said...

" Andrew said...

Death: Play Song Of Time"

This one is awesome. You won't mind if I make a few cosmetic changes, will you? Of course not.

____________________
Death: Ocarina solo!

You bust out your OCARINA OF TIME and frantically play your personal rendition of the SONG OF TIME in hopes of giving you another three days to prepare for the impact of the moon on BHMK's hat.

NEXT:

Death: Realize that using a musical instrument to reverse time is completely illogical. Furthermore, you should know that there is no such thing as "magic." Why, you can't even conceive of how stupid this story might be if you did not use pure logic, science, and facts to dictate your actions here. The idea is so stupid that you don't even know why you even considered it.

Anonymous said...

Universe: Flip in a more hardboiled manner.

Anonymous said...

Moon: Grow eyes and a mouth and start eating everything.

Anonymous said...

Flip the fuck out.

Anonymous said...

NB: Tighten corset enough so that you can reach the MOON.

AD: Climb up NB and get on top of the moon, then use your amazing strength to pull it down to the hat. Take careful aim, and throw it below DMK, but not so much so that it leaves the event horizon. Once it's gotten to the point where the gravity from BHMK is stronger than the force the MOON has from being thrown, it will be pulled towards BHMK, smashing into DMK on the way there.

Anonymous said...

Clown Bard: Look at moon and realise the "Gravity" of the situation.

AD: Punch Clown Bard in snout to establish lameness.

Anonymous said...

DS+Angels+Anti-Angels: Fly down there and strike at the FETAL SEEDPOD!

Anonymous said...

ps: eat candycorn in last-ditch effort to come up with some sort of strentgh

Anonymous said...

Sun: Do the Hokey Pokey

Anonymous said...

pie. yea.

Anonymous said...

GPI: Battle Technique--> Universal Polar Inversion

Anonymous said...

Fan: As time has gone to infinity, speed of light changes, resulting in the electricity reaching the fan

Anonymous said...

MM: Throw CONTRABASS CLARANET

Anonymous said...

PS: Do something impossibly badass

Anonymous said...

PS: Fall in a more flailing manner

Anonymous said...

PI: Commune with Elf King

AD: Commune with Pig King

MSPA readers: Don't tell MK to commune with clown king

Crazy_Bastard said...

PS: Observe the effects of spaghettification

Anonymous said...

Wasn't there a fan waiting to blow for some reason?

Dylan said...

Problem Sleuth: Wake up! it was all a dream!

Anonymous said...

Problem Sleuth: Ride event horizon like a mechanical bull

Anonymous said...

Honeybee Professor: COMBAT OPERANDI: ANTIPROTON-PROTIP KNOWLEDGE DROP

Craig said...

Game Code Machine: Get sucked into SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE.

Anonymous said...

BHMK: Loosen Drawstrings.

Unknown said...

AD: Battle technique-> Monnarang Abortion

Dan Gerous said...

PS: Due to time dilation effect, witness ELECTRICITY finally reach FAN.

Anonymous said...

jack off!

Anonymous said...

PS: DON'T wake up, it's NOT a dream

Unknown said...

Angels/Antiangels: Cut off BHMK's corset.

Unknown said...

GPI: Fondly regard the quantum location of BHMK within the folds of his black hole.

chinkeeyong said...

Everyone: Inventory check!

Unknown said...

GPI: Schrodinger's Oogle

Unknown said...

PI: Don't trip while replacing the sight in the steering wheel

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Anonymous said...

sheesh, all this from just trying to get out of a room?

ugly baller said...
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Anonymous said...

GPI: Become Fondly interested in your fan.

Anonymous said...

MSPA Readers: wait what?

Anonymous said...

Even disregarding the fact that gravitational time dilation doesn't work that way, this makes no sense. If PS is seeing light from 36 billion years in the future, that's when the fan turns on (18 billion lightyears, twice). The fan blows the Snoop Dogg bust into the sudocube, and PI steers the universe to navigate it through. That means PI has been sitting there for at least 36 billion years, and also means that the candy mecha took 36 billion years to reach whore island.

GPI: uneasily regard inconsistencies

Also,

PS: Eat brutesteak

Anonymous said...

To carry this further, it also means that Mount St. Lardass has been sitting there bubbling for 36 billion years, DMK's fetal seedpod has been waiting to detach for 36 billion years, and even fondly disregarding PI's long life, the weasel king is long dead by now. Hell, the office building they have been trying to escape from would have crumbled to dust a million times over by now.

Even if seeing the electricity reach the fan somehow made it happen, you said the electricity reached the fan to the "relativistically accelerated eye", and NB has already had her eyes relativistically accelerated. She presumably already saw this happen. Why does the electricity reach the fan when PS sees it but not NB?

Anonymous said...

PI: Improve IMAGINATION with a little gin and juice.

PI: Supercharge IMAGINATION with some gin and Jenkem.

Andrew Hussie said...

Well, yeah at this point I'm using the laws of physics, even the ones I've established in this universe, sort of like an expressionist painter uses colors.

I thought about some of those things before I posted it. Here are some possible justifications for this stuff.

"If PS is seeing light from 36 billion years in the future, that's when the fan turns on (18 billion lightyears, twice). The fan blows the Snoop Dogg bust into the sudocube, and PI steers the universe to navigate it through. That means PI has been sitting there for at least 36 billion years, and also means that the candy mecha took 36 billion years to reach whore island."

Yes, he does see all that stuff. He sees everything that happens, from his vantage. But that doesn't mean it really "is happening". Not in an absolute sense.

It seems like PI, the cube, the bust, etc, were all sitting there for 36 billion years. This isn't necessarily the case.

All of those things were significantly closer to the huge black hole than the cord running across the universe. I always imagined the cord was as distant in the background as it is long. So you could picture it spanning an arc with a radius of 9 billion years.

If that's the case, it resides in a very different inertial frame of reference than all the foreground elements. PI could have only been waiting a few minutes for the fan to turn on.

Imagine these three frames of reference:

PS -> PI -> Fan cord

To have these approximate time values be equivalent:

1 nanosecond -> 1 minute -> 36 billion years

This sort of makes sense to me, though there may be more potential logic holes I'm not thinking of.

I'm not worrying about it too much, since in all likelihood, I lost a lot of readers logic-wise when I made a 2nd Ace Dick.


"To carry this further, it also means that Mount St. Lardass has been sitting there bubbling for 36 billion years, DMK's fetal seedpod has been waiting to detach for 36 billion years, and even fondly disregarding PI's long life, the weasel king is long dead by now."

Again, those planets are not necessarily nearly as distant as the cord. Mt. Lardass possibly only experienced a few minutes. I will say 10 minutes, tops.

The seedpod is in the black hole. Outside time doesn't apply. (Even though going by story events, it sort of does)

"Even if seeing the electricity reach the fan somehow made it happen, you said the electricity reached the fan to the "relativistically accelerated eye", and NB has already had her eyes relativistically accelerated. She presumably already saw this happen. Why does the electricity reach the fan when PS sees it but not NB?"

Because PS is the hero!!!

Alternatively: The black hole wasn't as big when NB went it. As such, it was not "time dilating" the rest of the local universe too. Or dilating most importantly: the fan.

Anonymous said...

Sun + Moon more or less equals Matter + Anti-matter, which equates to: Huge fucking explosion

Anonymous said...

Bust: Retrieve arms from safe

Anonymous said...

Sun: Retrieve arms from safe.

Anonymous said...

Still, you made it seem as though collision was imminent with the clock tower. The relative time it takes PI or someone on the planet's surface to see 36 billion years however far they are from the event horizon minus the relative time it takes PS to see 36 billion years at the event horizon must therefore be shorter than the time it takes the ship to hit the clock tower, because PS didn't see farther than that. If that is the case, the difference between them is fairly small, and you could avoid confusing us all by simply stating that due to the effects of gravitational time dilation, the fan turns on.

Wait. Unless PS failed to see farther into the future because the resultant explosion from the intersection of the linked sextant->clock tower portals destroyed the universe. If that's the case, it has already "happened" because it has been observed so there's no use telling PI to throw it overboard or reach through it and toss the ship in another direction. We should get PI into the black hole because that seems the least likely place to be affected by such an explosion.

PI: Jump overboard in UMBHMK's direction!

Andrew Hussie said...

I don't think the clock tower crash was all that imminent.

It was by the time PI was flipping the universe around. But that was AFTER light arrived at its destination.

I guess we can assume while PI was traveling to the clock (minutes), electricity was moving through the fan (billions of years)


All that aside, here may be one of the most challenging paradoxes.

Presumably this black hole is going to be destroyed. (At the risk of tipping spoilers.)

That event happens sometime in the future. Probably the near-future! If PS just witnessed all future events, wouldn't he witness the destruction of the black hole too? Wouldn't this also mean he would no longer be subject to its time distortion, and perhaps never fall into it in the first place?

The bottom line is, time just goes sort of crazy near a black hole. It's hard to pin down for sure what the right answer is, even with the hypothetical rules I've given.

Maybe the very concept of destroying a black hole is a paradox. Then again, they aren't usually created under these circumstances.

In any case, I'm not relishing the thought of hashing this out with all the readers who were convinced the propagation of electricity has nothing to do with the speed of light. We really shouldn't be taking any of this all that seriously.

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Anonymous said...

MSPA readers: Quickly store brains into safe

Tyler Sutterley said...

PI: give GPI a wink for increasing the speed of light and solving all this time dilation nonsense

Tyler Sutterley said...

GPI: omniscient ogle

Anonymous said...

AH: Don't blame all your readers for the (Higgs) Boneheadedness of some.

Anonymous said...

Q*Bert: get in the way of the bust

Anonymous said...

HD: Catch PS. He can't die now!

Anonymous said...

PI: Just blast that cube to bits already!

Anonymous said...

@anthere is the whole "time machine" theory to all this. being that time travel is only posible from the point the first time machine was made.

perhaps the full future events were not seen because the result of the blck hole being destroyed would lead to time returning to normal after that point.

further more in regards to the the electricerty think of it this way, the portals all have an effect of the universe, we have seen this multiple times. now lets asume that the wheel of the ship is a portal of the whole universe... inside the univers and getting increaingly smaller. theoretically light should travil at the same speed regardlesss of what size it is, all that is happening is the distance of the universe is being reduced.

Anonymous said...

PS: Flip the fuck out.

Anonymous said...

PI: SAVE THAT PRECIOUS BUST!!

Anonymous said...

AH: Write yourself into a corner at the last minute just like before.

Anonymous said...

PI: Mess up.

Anonymous said...

PI: Steer Snoop bust to the GIN & JUICE PULCHRITUDE SUPERCHARGER within the honeycomb labyrinth.

Anonymous said...

PS: Using last ounce of strength, eat CANDY CORN.

MSPA readers: can't be serious.

(Weasel Kings and whales in space, and you debate the reality of the time dilation?)

Anonymous said...

The mechalegs travel faster than the speed of light, therefore, TIME MACHINE!

As demonstraded by panel 1781 (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001781) the mechalegs are clearly moving at a rate per frame much faster than the speed of electricity in the fan cord, which as been earlier discussed, is traveling at nearly the speed of light. At this distance, the gravitational distortion created by MK's black hole is not nearly high enough to cause such an illusion where the mechalegs could be moving at a normal speed and still be going relatively faster than the speed of light.

Now, if we extends Einstein's Theory of Relativity to imply that if an object moves faster than the speed of light, it must indeed be moving backward through time, as so to us, is still perceived as moving at the speed of light. Thus, we can clearly see that the mechalegs indeed have the ability to move back ward through time.

Thereby, I issue THIS command.

ML: Prev.

Anonymous said...

AD: Truffle shuffle to entertain MSPA readers

Anonymous said...

PS: Wonder how the sextant got reloaded

Anonymous said...

AD: Catch the moon and throw it at the Fetal Seedpod

Anonymous said...

PS: Cry.

Anonymous said...

DMMK: Enter the LABRYNTHINE SUDOCUBE COMPREHSENSILE for protection

Anonymous said...

Weasel Warrior: Flip the fuck out

Anonymous said...

PI: Feel the effects of 36 billion years of age.

Anonymous said...

MK: Become PLOT HOLE MOBSTER KINGPIN.

PHMK: Point out various questionable scientific issues and severe potholes in the storyline.

Superstring Strata: Break open.

PHMK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> Lv. 42 TRUTHTECH: GRAMMAR FASCISM

PS: Dodging incoming attack,point out that PHMK is wearing a corset intended only for sexy females.

PHMK: Implode.

Anonymous said...

Actually, I don't think the issues with the corset or the magic ammo is that much of a concern. I mean, at the very least, you can simply explain it away with PLOT TECH -> SWIFT WASP PROFESSOR INTERVENTION.

Unknown said...

PS- Feel urge to play Twilight Zone theme.

Anonymous said...

Death: Suggest nice game of Hungry Hungry Hippos with Gentlemen. Remember to serve tea first.

Anonymous said...

Rook: 3

Anonymous said...

Snoop Bust: Come to life for some reason

Andrew Hussie said...

"The mechalegs travel faster than the speed of light, therefore, TIME MACHINE!"

Not really, since light had to travel across the whole universe, while the mech-legs only had to drift down to the island.

Also the legs/bust/fan reside at the same approximate distance from the black hole as PI. If you read my above ramblings, this means only a few minutes passed for them while the legs were drifting to the island, and while the ship drifted to the clock.

RATIONALIZE'D

"PS: Wonder how the sextant got reloaded"

It was only shown that the sextant was out of ammo. Not the sniper rifle.

When I said "the sextant is out of ammo", it was sort of just a way of saying "sextants can't fire bullets, stupid!"

Actually, maybe that's what I should have said instead.

Anonymous said...

PI: Hyper-rook to E-432!

Anonymous said...

SDB: Busttech: Bingo.

Anonymous said...

MSPA READERS: Exclaim veraciously that today's MSPA was remarkably good.

Anonymous said...

PI: Level 62 Puzzletech-->Cheat.

Anonymous said...

Bard quest one (if still updating): cod-slap wizard

Anonymous said...

"Andrew Hussie said...

"The mechalegs travel faster than the speed of light, therefore, TIME MACHINE!"

Not really, since light had to travel across the whole universe, while the mech-legs only had to drift down to the island.

Also the legs/bust/fan reside at the same approximate distance from the black hole as PI. If you read my above ramblings, this means only a few minutes passed for them while the legs were drifting to the island, and while the ship drifted to the clock.

RATIONALIZE'D

"PS: Wonder how the sextant got reloaded"

It was only shown that the sextant was out of ammo. Not the sniper rifle.

When I said "the sextant is out of ammo", it was sort of just a way of saying "sextants can't fire bullets, stupid!"

Actually, maybe that's what I should have said instead."

GPI: Fondly regard rationalization...

Anonymous said...

Moon: Be spun around by the spinning of the universe and crush the pod already. Even though nobody knows if that would work or not.

Anonymous said...

Magnacor: Actually post a suggestion.
______________

Captain Snoop Bust: LAND ALREADY!

Captain Snoop makes his graceful landing right in the heart of the SUDOCUBE truly completing it and takes his proper place in the CAPTAIN'S SEAT.

>NEXT

Energy surges through the cube. Bolts of lightning dart from all sides. Flames erupt from every available nook and cranny. Captain Snoop engages the transformation sequence.

>NEXT

The mighty SUDOCUBE transforms into the fables WHITE HOLE.

Anonymous said...

PS: Have a peaceful flashback of what he has done all this time to save the world (maybe)

Anonymous said...

CS: Fall in a more inanimate stone object-like manner.

Unknown said...

Imaginary dead characters:wonder why you havent exited death's door yet.

Anonymous said...

AD: Quickly slip game of LIFE through door of LIFE

Anonymous said...

PI: scream to CAPTAIN SNOOP to reasure him that all is well.

Anonymous said...

Magnacor: Try to figure out how to use HTML coding in a more hardboiled manner.

Magnacor has progressed a new HTML-TECH > Boldface your suggestion 'cause shit just got real!

Anonymous said...

Snoop Bust: Make your way through the cube.

Adam said...

AH(Andrew Hussie):Inexplicably end game!

Anonymous said...

CLEARLY SANE MAN: Become THE CLEARLY SANE RORSCHACH and start viciously beating-up people you perceive as evil.

(Please do something with CLEARLY SANE MAN he has the potential to become extremely hilarious if you give him the chance.)

Anonymous said...

Oh and by the way WHO WATCHES THE WATCHMEN

Anonymous said...

Snoop: Get through the damn maze already, this isn't Problem Snoop: Puzzle Edition.

Anonymous said...

Fan: Fulfill your destiny by turning on after millions of seconds.

Anonymous said...

Death: Exert power to politely ask BHMK to stop sucking the universe in to it.

Unknown said...

PI: Guide the Snoop Dogg statue out of the cube and allow it to fly into the black hole, colliding with the Seedpod.

Anonymous said...

PS: Prepare yourself for the most real shit the universe has ever seen.

Anonymous said...

AH: How will it possibly be done by March 10th when it keeps getting so much more complicated???

Anonymous said...

PS: Look back through your life through a series of stills and black and white pictures as you fall in to BHMK.

Anonymous said...

Devil: Smack the fellow who smashed those LIFE BARS through your realm with your fork.

Anonymous said...

AD: Attempt to reach BHMK's face, so as to punch him in the snout and establish your infinite superiority.

Anonymous said...

PS: Put on STARSKY'S SUNGLASSES as you fall further in to BHMK's EVENT HORIZEN.

Anonymous said...

MSPA Readers: Boldly and perhaps foolishly build a fort and drink in an attempt to help defeat BHMK.

Anonymous said...

PS: check compensation.

Anonymous said...

PS: check compensation.

Anonymous said...

GPI: Fondly regard crisis.

Anonymous said...

AD: Truffle shuffle.

Anonymous said...

PI: The crash seems imminient. There is also one thing to do. Begin readying the SUICIDE PHONE.

Anonymous said...

PI: That's it, your sick of PROBLEM SLEUTH getting all the hard-boiled one-liners. In haste, pull on wheel in a more hard-boiled manner.

Anonymous said...

AD: There is only one way to truly master your incredible VIM. Punch yourself in the snout to establish superiority.

Anonymous said...

GPI: Get sucked in to BHMK's EVENT HORIZEN.

Unknown said...

Who watches the Watchmen?

Trev: I just watched the Watchmen.

Anonymous said...

GPI: Fondly regard creation, and realise that if you dont get your shit in order and soon, DMK will take over...

voodooKobra said...

STRUMPET PRIESTESS: Summon Billy Mays.

BM: COMBAT OPERANDI -> ORAL ASSAULT

BILLY MAYS begins marketing a product a high volumes. The sound waves cause the FETAL SEAPOD to miscarry.

Everyone: Reap spoils of battle.

Fera said...

Wait, isn't this acceleration of time through PS's eyes? Then why does PI react to the bust falling, since it would have to have happened after an undefined amount of time (the time taken for the electric current to reach the fan)

Maybe I'm overthinking this plot hole.

The Snoop bust safely exits the LABYRINTHINE SUDOCUBE COMPREHENSILE. PI breathes a sigh of relief.

(Next) CAPTAIN SNOOP somehow inexplicably hits the FETAL SEEDPOD.

(Next) Every PS character looks in horror as CAPTAIN SNOOP shatters into pieces. NOOOOOOO!

(Next) Cool DMK explody animation.

Anonymous said...

HD:Bite NAILS.

All of these things have gotten you nervous.Despite the fact that you have NAIL POLISH on your NAILS,probably poisonous,you bite your NAILS to add some more SUSPENSE.

Anonymous said...

PI: Stroke rusty spoon.

Anonymous said...

Science FAQ, Ultra-Massive Black Hole Time Dilation: But what about the lengths of cord that extend from the fan to the 36 billion years frame and from that frame and to the socket that exist within the range of Pickle Inspector, Problem Sleuth, and the world? And all the space in between- it would at least take several years for the electricity to travel through the nearest light-year to the minutes-scale frame! EVEN IF you're having the time dilation effects drop off quadratically or so after a certain range so that anything in the 9 billion light-years only moves at a rate slightly less than 35 billion years (so that a foot out from the PI frame operates at a duration of 35 billion years minus a day) you've still got travel time for the distance out to that asymptotic point!

Anonymous said...

Oh god that is unreadable.

Laconic image version: http://www.testtrack4.com/rimages/mspapssfaqumbhil.png

Anonymous said...

""The mechalegs travel faster than the speed of light, therefore, TIME MACHINE!"

Not really, since light had to travel across the whole universe, while the mech-legs only had to drift down to the island.

Also the legs/bust/fan reside at the same approximate distance from the black hole as PI. If you read my above ramblings, this means only a few minutes passed for them while the legs were drifting to the island, and while the ship drifted to the clock.

RATIONALIZE'D"

Good sir, I think you misunderstand me.

All I really want here is an imaginary set of mechanical legs constructed mostly of sugar and high fructose corn syrup that are also able to travel through time. Is that really so much to ask?

Thus, I hereby cast off all this silly science that you seem to think makes the world work and will only accept your rationalization in the form of bribes!

IRRATIONALIZE'D



On a more serious note, I love the fact that we actually now have a science FAQ due to people like me muddling up your physically accurate cartoon universe :P

Anonymous said...

MSPA Readers: No longer give a shit about science. Just have fun!

Anonymous said...

AH: Point out in Science FAQ that this is the same game that has windows linking to the imaginary world and shouldn't be taken seriously.

Anonymous said...

GPI: Fondly regard time dilation...
____________________

Who knew there were so many words that rhymed with creation? Anyway, I'm glad that I've only got a public school education, because frankly I don't even want to care about the science involved here. Ignorance is bliss. I'd rather enjoy MSPA being one of those many clueless nodders who simply bob their head in agreement to whatever BS is spewing out of Andrew's rectum because frankly Andrew's rectum produces some of the most entertaining BS I've ever seen. I'd hate to be one of those people who actually know things and flip the fuck out every time he moves the speed of light around a bit or gets the quantum-physics for time distortion confused in his otherwise accurate world.

Anonymous said...

Then again, this is a very serious and hard boiled game, so either way you look at it...

Anonymous said...

Snoop Bust: Get trapped in a dead end
PI: Flip out!

Anonymous said...

Bust: Flip the fuck out

Anonymous said...

Snoop Bust: Fall out
Mount Saint lardass: Erupt
Moon: Hit Death in the snout to establish superiority

All of the above: happen all at once.

Anonymous said...

PI: Summon Gummy Bear PEI

Xeridanus said...

Another (now) side note to relativity black holes and time dilation:

As one falls into a black hole, out side does indeed seem to speed up. on the flip side, those inside a BH appear to have slowed down to those outside. this slowing effect becomes so great within the event horizon that you will never reach the singularity in the middle. it's a massively long time anyway. due to hawking radiation, a BH will evaporate (if the guy knows what he's talking about) and fade away. the bigger a BH is the faster it will decay and become smaller (the energy for the radiation has to come from somewhere), thus lessening the effect of the radiation and time dilation in the future. the time it takes for a BH to evaporate is exactly how long it will take for you to reach the singularity from the event horizon. no matter what size BH because it shrinks while doing so. so while HD, NB and PS will see all future events in the future, they won't actually reach BHMK until the BH is destroyed by it's own natural means. without some sort of propellant towards the centre at least. but since AH has already given us the "it's a cartoon, deal with it." excuse I'm content to just believe and enjoy a good story.

MSPA readers: stop suggesting that people inside the BH do stuff outside the BH. also don't suggest things like Death: do something involving the two doors. he put that piece of security BRASS INSTRUMENT in the way for a reason. stuff has not died down in the afterlife 'cos the BH is still around, you know, the one you're in. same with putting the game of life in the door of life. I'm all for recursive stuff like that, but seriously, it's not going to happen.

AH: Prove me wrong! :P

another thing... I'm having trouble imagining the geometry of a window going inside itself to cause an infinite amount of them. unless of course the portals are different sizes. then it could work.

Angels/Antiangels: grab SEEDPOD, place in the path of MOON so as to assure it's destruction. the SEEDPOD not the MOON.

another inconsistency (since the other readers seem hellbent on consistency you may as well be consistent in pointing out inconsistencies) is the formation of the angel/antiangel pairs. it's like an electron becoming an electron and a positron. i understand hawking radiation, it happens on the other side of the event horizon... you know what screw it.

/rambling

i'm gonna bed... cannot brain. i caught the dumb.

Anonymous said...

PI: Guide bust into the heart of the LABRYNTHINE SUDOCUBE COMPREHSENSILE

Anonymous said...

PS: Reminisce back to when all you had to worry about was getting out of your office door.

Anonymous said...

DO SOMETHING!! UPDATE THE COMIC!!

Hotels said...

xyzzy

Anonymous said...

Sniper rifle telescope: Decide to screw this and jump off into space disabling the wheel and trapping the bust.

Anonymous said...

Why do you feel the need to explain all of the scientific craziness that's going on?

It's best not to feed the trolls by giving into all the "LOL THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE SCIENCE DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY" comments.

Anonymous said...

AD: Check yourself Jonah, ride the whale to move the Moon into the Fetal Vernerabulb.

Anonymous said...

hmm i still thing the whole speed of light being changed is explainable by the black hole shrinking the universe.

think about it, the sppe of light is constant no matter the enviroment its in, so if the universe was to shring (i.e. from the ships wheel acting like all of the corsets due to the black hole) but the fact that you see it from your position means that nothing looks smaller.

that of its all professor wasps fault!

i'll end on ths note to the trolls, your arguing about a storyline set in a made up universe, this is an imaginery world that was created by GPI. if he wishes physecs to be different then he'll bloomin have his way... because its a web comic/story.

Anonymous said...

Snoop Bust: accrue arms.

Anonymous said...

Snoop Bust: accrue arms.

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