Wednesday, December 17, 2008
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«Oldest ‹Older 9801 – 10000 of 11543 Newer› Newest»AD: Climb down the drawstrings of BHMK's brassier.
Bathearst: Check utility belt for useful gadgets.
PI: Lvl. 8 ST. ANSELM'S SUMMONTECH: Imagine a more active, more capable, and more powerful supreme being than GPI, thus making it so, thus creating a God that will fix the universe's crowding problem.
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If this is obsure: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ontological_argument#Anselm.27s_argument
Also, maybe this is too early to say, but I really hope there will be a new MS Paint Adventure after this one ends.
Review the entire story in great detail in order to build plot suspense.
wake up (it was all a dream)
DMK: COMBAT OPERANDI: Level 25 disinterest : Fuck dis' shit yo!
universe: Get sucked up already!
AD: Rip GRAVITY BRASSIER in two.
rridgway wrote:
PI: NauticTech - Lvl 34 - SS Fitzgerald!
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I like this, lets do this one!
PI: Strum ending theme song to boss battle
PS: Deliver a final line in an impossibly hard-boiled manner.
Everyone: Reap spoils of battle. Then, turn your fury against BHMK.
MSPA readers: Ewwwwww.
Electrictiy: Reach fan already.
Bees: Make an 8th honeycomb.
Everybody trapped in BHMK: Recap of what happens in the future you saw passing through the event horizon.
"kuranes said...
Also, maybe this is too early to say, but I really hope there will be a new MS Paint Adventure after this one ends."
Andrew Hussie (the CREATOR of MS Paint Adventures, if you didn't know) said that He was fondly regarding the idea of a new adventure with a pseudo-EarthBound style which sounds great. I'm sure He'll take a little break from MSPA, but rest assured that the CREATOR shall return... unless he decides not to....
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I can't think of any ideas...
The awesomeness of the last update drained my will to will to post some suggestions.
status check BHMK
Next...Next?...Next... NEXT...NEXT...NEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXNEXTNEXTNEXT!!!
PI: Wait, what happened to that key?
AD: Try escaping the BHMK with your new found, yet unimaginative strength.
CUTSCENE
Death: Trick dead souls back into Death's door.
PARADOX!
FAD: HAIRPIN DISSAPPEARED, HOW DID HE RETRIVE IT!!!
GPI:Wonders where is the Megaton Key is???
DMK: Obligatory Epic Final Boss Epic Final Death
DS: Attack Vulnerabulb
Pose. That shit that was serious? Now its over.
SNOOP BUST : Collide with NETHER-REGIONAL VULNERABULB.
Electricity: Reach fan and activate it, creating DRAMATIC WIND for the final moments of DMK's defeat.
Everyone else: attack Vulneribulb. then strike a victory pose.
GPI: Turn back time momentarily so SPS (Sepulchritude Problem Sleuth) can pose because SHIT WAS SO IMPOSSIBLY REAL THAT YOU CANNOT IMAGINE ANYTHING MORE REAL THAN WHAT JUST HAPPENED, AND SHIT WILL NEVER BE AS REAL AS BEFORE.
All characters with hats: remove them in solemn regard for PS's sacrifice.
DMK: Nom Nom Nom.
DMK: Explode in a dramatic and possibly deadly explosion, while shouting "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
VULNERABULB> Passive no more. Combat operandi -> reciprocity
PS: Fall in a more vim-drained manner.
Check on power cord.
Universe: Ride ultra-massive black hole like a mechanical bull.
LABYRINTHINE SUDOCUBE COMPREHENSILE: Attracted by the gravity of the ULTRA MASSIVE BLACK HOLE, slam into the FETAL SEEDPOD.
PI: Load ship into CLOCK TOWER SNIPER CANNON.
PI: Use tootsie rolls as ammo
AD: With the combined mass of ZAD and FAD inside you, form a Quantum singularity to cancel out BHMK's gravity.
PI: Fumble in a more hard-boiled manner.
Snoop bust status?
Skipper: Forget the sniper, ram the ship into the VULNERABULB!
PS: Fall in a more weakened manner
fan: Turn on
will this every end...?
LABRYNTHINE SUDOCUBE COMPREHSENSILE: Hit FETAL SEEDPOD
AD: Slip game of LIFE through door to LIFE
GPI: Disconcertedly regard creation.
FETAL SEEDPOD: Swim towards the BLACKHOLE OVUM with intent of insemination.
PI: aim and shoot seedpod.
PS: Die in a more hard-boiled fashion.
Wonder why Demon Kingpin isn't sucked into the blackhole...
Molten Rock: Finish churning, and take the butter into the DEEPFREEZE.
Professor Bee: throw glasses down in disgust.
Snoop Bust: Realize the impending doom of the universe and persuade GPI for intervention.
Mount St. Lardass: Erupt already.
AD: Use new super strength to loosen BHMK's girdle, one string at a time.
PI:Guide ship into clock tower gun barrel.
Fire sniper rifle to fire the CHICAGO OVERCOAT at the FETAL SEEDPOD.
PS: Get sucked into black hole to avoid falling to your death.
PS: Use Tetrix to write last will and testament.
All: Wait a few moments, while farther away from the event horizon billions of years pass, and the fan FINALLY TURNS ON.
Professor Bee: Fill SUCKLE AMPHORA.
PI: Remember that you ran out of bullets for the sniper rifle, dumbass
PI: Imagine some bullets for the love of fuck.
Fetal MK: Look at world from outer space in a reference to 2001
BHMK: Tighten drawstrings past limit.
PI: Take break from complicated Sniper Rifle setup to eat a sandwhich.
MSPA Readers: Sense the end is near and shed a tear.
WK: Level 99 Appeasetech - Virgin Rain
GPI: PlotTech lvl 99:
Dues Ex Candy Mechaina!
MT.Lardass: erupt already for the lovely ogle of GPI!
Ace Problem Pickle Dick Inspector Sleuth: Search for clues.
PI: fumble in a silier manner
GPI: Flip the fuck out.
PS: Fall in a more lagging fashion.
GPI: sew the black hole shut.
micro PIs: Seperate in DMKs area causing him to be ripped into tiny peices
PS: Fall in a more hardboiled manner.
PS: Fall in a more hardboiled manner.
BHMK: Ride SUN like mechanikal bull.
Weasels: Flip the fuck into VOLCANO BUNKERS.
MSPA Readers: STOP TELLING BHMK TO TIGHTEN HIS FUCKING DRAWSTRINGS!
KA-BOOM!!!!!
Sun: Ponder why you have a face.
A Respected Physicist: Writhe in pain.
PS: Flip fetal DMK the bird in a hard boiled fashion as you fall.
mt. st. lardass: erupt, shooting candy into the sky.
DS outside of black hole: Attack DMK's FETAL SEEDPOD. If you have any ANGELS OR DEVILS left, order them to attack it as well.
PI: Imagine BULLETS.
GPI: Stop sitting around and do something! You have a creation to save! It's like you lost your mind!
PI: Fit the scope to the sniper rifle and attempt a very hard boiled line before shooting.
GPI: Fondly regard your creation as it gets sucked into the giant black hole, you useless, useless deity.
Jailbreak guy: Pee into BHMK's mouth.
Bathearst: Open utility belt.
Check status of fan.
SNOOP BUST : acsend into godhood
PS: Contemplate how DMK just managed to give birth.
BHMK: loosen drawstrings
Mt. St. Lardass: lvl 99 boomtech: Solar Eruption.
The Mt. Explodes in a huge candy-corn boom, forcing MKP out of the brassier, and making a big bang simultaneously. We just made another, larger, imaginary universe while killing off everyone including GPI (who seems to have little to now Diety powers).
The resulting new universe slowly evolves, demensions made anew, and Bard's Tale and Jail Break are now 'prequels' to Problem Sleuth chronologically as well as developmentally.
PI: Reload sniper.
GPI: Fondle the Gaurd of Cremation
Mount St. Lardass: Violently Explode(?)
Candy Mecha Legs: Suicidally crash into the FETAL SEEDPOD
Fan status fan status fan status
also
BHMK: tighten drawstrings
PS: Make one last manly pose and pop a candy corn in your mouth before you die of depleted VIM
xyzzy
VOLCANO: Erupt
UNIVERSE: Collapse
SOMEONE: Kick BHMK in the junk.
It can even be a combat operandi. =)
PI: Flip the universe so the VULNERABULB gets hit by the eruption.
PS: throw one of your TRUSTY KNIVES at the seedpod.
Electricity: Be affected by the time dilation effects of BHMK to reach the fan more quickly.
PI: forget the sniper rifle, you already ran out of ammo.
Fan: Blow CHIGAGO TRENCHCOAT off course from CLOCK TOWER.
Player: Reset game. Play "prison break" instead.
GPI: fondly disregard such faithless pleas, for you are omniscient, and thus can continue to fondly regard your creation
PI: in a bold act of noble self-sacrifice, load yourself as the final shot into the clock tower cannon
Mount Lardass: Explode Already!
PS: Fall in a more hardboiled manner.
(alternatively: Fall in a more sacrificial manner.)
Mt. Lardass Erupts onto helpless civilians.
Fan Report
AD: Snap BHMK's corset strings with your ultimate Vim!
DMK: Sing downright disturbing demon bootlegger lullabyes to vulnerabulb.
St. Lardass: Erupt, already! Release your infernal tensions!
PS: Consume your PRECIOUS CANDY CORN to restore some VIM.
PI: Jump off of the CHICAGO OVERCOAT before you fire your SEXTANT!
>AH: LV 99 CLIFFHANGERTECH -> FEVER PITCH
You fall seriously ill for a period of several days. Readers react in a manner typical of the series.
>MSPA READERS: LV. 99 RESPONSETECH -> CARDIAC AGRESS'T
You Flip The Fuck Out so hard, you suffer a HEART ATTACK and Pass The Fuck Out.
>Death: Greet new arrivals.
Boy, it's a good thing you're not in your office right now...
Oh.
My.
G-
Actually, I'm no longer certain how to end that, for the following reason:
relative to PS,
Planetary gravity is "down",
UMBHMK gravity is "up",
UMBHMK gravity > Planetary gravity
With me so far? Ok...
PS:
ASCEND
TO
GODHOOD
.
PS:Franticly search through your coat for your ONE-SHOTTER PISTOL, Not noticing the Fan traveling past you.
PS: Eat CANDY CORN to restore VIM
We still have candy corn, don't we?
PS: Eat candy corn!
Weasel King: Evacuate Kingdom
BHMK: suck GPI and DMK into black hole
Power source to fan: Make it across the universe already!
PS: Realize you're about to die and throw your precious CANDY CORN to safety on top of the CHICAGO OVERCOAT.
PI: Imagine CANDY CORN into CANDY CORN SNIPER ROUNDS and FIRE!
BHMK: Absord that sucka!
Volcano: ERUPT!
MSL: Release lava.
>Fan report.
PS: Have a bad-ass flashback montage about friendship.
Candy Mecha Legs: While avoiding the black hole, crash into the FETAL SEEDPOD.
Check on how the Fan is doing
PI: Wait, an idea. It's self sacrificial, but it might work!
Put the CHRONOSCOPE on the SNIPER RIFLE, first off. Then, take the SHIP inside the cannon hole of the clock tower. Fire you and the ship at the FETAL SEEDPOD. It's the only ammo you got... you!
BHMK: Fill 'em with daylight!
PS: Use remaining PULCHRITUDE to make GPI do something!
BHMK: Taking care not to smash your mouth, start walking on the sun.
PS: Direct your fall/flight to above/below MT. LARDASS and land, riding it like a mechanical bull.
...Until it erupts and launches you at the FETAL SEEDPOD dealing the final blow, ending the chapter, ending the game.
Roll fucking credits, next game please?
Use extension chord to re-route electricity directly to fan.
AD: Slip game of LIFE into door to LIFE
Fan: Blow DMK into black hole
PS: Fall in a more badass fashion
PS: Fall in a more badass fashion
PI: load ship into clocktower cannon. Fire at vulnerabulb.
USE THE VOLCANO ON THE VULNERABULB SOMEHOW.
BHMK:
FRACTAL TECH- Lvl.(zn+1 = zn2 + c) - Mandelbrot Cannon
BHMK: Ride sun like a mechanical bull.
Weasel King: Go over to the volcano, see if there's any way to cool it down, or... you know... loosen it.
BHMK: "I'm walking on sunshine! Whoa-oh!"
DMK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> POSTMORTEM LASERPOOPER!
Fetal Seedpod: Miscarriage.
Andrew Hussie: Get mobbed by angry MSPA readers.
PI: Flip the Bird in a stunning show of lack of Mannerite Shards.
Fetal Seedpod: Explode in humerous manner
BHMK: Fart on sun.
MT. ST. LARDASS: Erupt already!
PI: Put CHRONOSCOPE in wheel, then rotate universe so DMK is over Mount St. Lardass.
Mount St. Lardass: Erupt already!
Sun: Burn drawstrings.
Weasel King: Give IMPERIAL GAZING WAND to PI to reload sniper rifle.
PI: Conjure wire hanger. COMBAT OPERANDI -> LV X Abortion.
"AD: Slip game of LIFE into door to LIFE"
I second this!
Mt. St. Lardiss - Explode already!
PI: Remember that your sniper rifle is out of bullets...
Dapper Swain: Mustache Fire -> Blazing Handlebar
Save the kingdom in a more creative way god dammit
wait, isnt the sniper rifle the 'same' thing as the captain's sextant, so the chronoscope would already be in it?
suicide.
PS: Walk it off
GPI: Fondly discard creation.
PI: Reload SEXTANT with CANDY CORN
> Magnacor: Lvl 74 OBSERVOTECH > FONDLY REGARD OBSERVATION
Magnacor: Realize that MT. ST. LARDASS only heats when something happens to BHMK. This piece of information is highly disconcerting! This means that in order to save His Majesty's kingdom, BHMK must be returned to normal size soon.
You sip your JELLY BEAN MARTINI to give your IMAGINATION the boost it needs to think of a couple commands dictating the implications of this new development.
AD: Your body fat begins to bubble under the heat of the sun. If you had any, you would IMAGINE that your family was mere moments from disintegrating under the heat of the sun. It's time for a final act of desperation.
> AD: STOMACHTECH > Lvl 99 BELLY OF THE WHALE > IT'S-A SPICY MEATZABALL!
AD: You devour the sun.
AD: Your stomach capacity has reached its limit. Your digestive system is running a muck. You really feel the urge to take a dump. It's been almost a year since you last went to the bathroom after all.
AD: Release REAL SHIT on BHMK for massive damage!
*BHMK cools off completely
MT. ST. LARDASS settles the fuck down... for now...
PS: Eat brutesteaks
GPI: Fondly regard destruction
BHMK: Fart that one you've been holding in ever since you ate Fiesta Ace Dick.
fan status fan status
get mt. st. lrds. to erupt under DMK somehow and destroy the FETAL VULNERABABE
kuranes you just made my night :)
my class just went over st. anselm, so i totally got where you were coming from
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The black hole has a wormhole inside of it, which leads to Mount Saint Lardass... sooo
MSL: Erupt your lava into the black hole creating the most hardboiled fractal ever.
PS: Fall in a more hard-boiled manner
PS: VICTORIOUS MOMENT
GPI: notice that there's simply no way that the electricity needs to travel all of the way around the universe to get to the fan.
Electricity: COMBAT OPERANDI-> Induction.
PI: Ascend past godhood.
MT. ST. LARDASS - erupt into the heavens in a somewhat indecorous manner.
BHMK - absorb the emissions of MT. ST. LARDASS with the enthusiasm only a super-massive black hole could muster.
PI - Fly the Chicago Overcoat into the SNIPER RIFLE, loading it for one last shot at the vulnerabulb
Devil/Death - prepare the Afterlife for the arrival of Mobster Kingpin
Snoop Dog bust (or whatever character it is): Suicide run at the Fetal DMK
Sun: blow up
BHMK: Fart
Mnt. Lardass: ERUPT ALREADY!!!
Check Hysterical Dame's EMPATHY MAGPIE.
Death: Knock on your door to see if the crazy shenanigans have ceased beyond.
GPI: command future-past-part-pickles to break apart and cause the vulnerabulb to spontaneously combust.
PS: Eat your precious candy corn for a needed energy boost!
Hmm... Didn't PI's SEXTANT run out of bullets earlier?
Oh, and...
PS:
Ride EVENT HORIZON like a MECHANICAL BULL.
Electricity: Get to the fan already!
"AD: Put GAME OF LIFE through door leading to LIFE"
I secondly second that
PI: Ogle Infinity
PI: Put the scope back to the wheel, then spin the universe around.
PS: get sucked into event horizon in a more hard boiled manner.
PI: in a very hard-boiled way say "happy birthday Master, here's your present" and then crank the wheel with all you got!
Maybe BHMK could be used to speed up the speed of light if he got close enough.
Black Hole Sun: Won't you come and wash away the pain?
holy recursion. Series density(BHMK) definitely does not converge
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