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(The ones in his hat)
DMK: Explode in a final fireball.
PI: steer ship into venerabulb
PS: Where are you?
PI: Where are you? Are you still alive?
SMBHMK: Are you still on the hat? What happened, if anything happened at all?
DMK: Is your vulnerabulb about to show? Did Andrew even bother to animate that yet?
People in SMBHMK: Are you still alive?
Andrew: Answer these questions.
MT ST Lardass: Flip the fuck out.
Everyone: Dance your way through the credits!
DMK: Drop brass knuckles.
Honey Bee Proffeser: Just pop in to say hi.
GPI: Fondly regard creation. Do something about the current of the fan, too.
Either that, or AD does a TRUFFLE SHUFFLE CELEBRATORY DANCE!
DMK's Final Health Meter has been emptied! DMK faints, finally and utterly defeated!
PI: Comprehend why the sun is getting bigger.
PI: Comprehend why the sun is getting larger.
RIDE THE DYING DMK LIKE A MECHANICAL BULL
Death: Weep a single black tear for PI as he arrives. Try to hide it.
AD: LEVEL 99 CELBRATECH: TRUFFLE SHUFFLE DANCE CRAZE
top 8 of andrew friends ride andrew as a mechanical bull for finally getting one story finish.
DMK: Realize in your last moments that all you wanted was to find love.
DMK: Become grizzled Antihero.
DEMIMONDE GODDESS: Attack the VULNERABORB as it comes out.
PI: Ram ship into VULNERABORB.
Fan Report.
Drunkard: Throw hat off BHMK.
Four Heroes: Try being helpful, somehow.
>Roll Credits.
Credits go here
>AH: LV 99 ANTICLIMACTECH -> JUMPING THE KEY
The VULNERABULB emerges and laughs for a bit. What, you forgot about that?
Bees: Collect PANG NECTAR, fill every comb simultaneously for devastating OMNI-RAVE.
PS: Punch DMK in the snout and establish superiority once and for all.
DMK: Die.
PS: don't die!
PS: SEPULCHRITUUUUUUUUUDE!!!
ANOYNE: check on captain snoop this is vital
MSPA Readers: Rejoice, then fap to PS's awesomeness.
PS: Deliver your final words in your comrades' arms before dying.
PS: Count your chickens before they hatch and dance the dance of life as celebration.
AD: Truffle Shuffle to honor the memory of Problem Sleuth.
GPI: Fondly regard Problem Sleuth.
PS: DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
PI: Don't let this sacrifice be in vain! Begin plotting the path to DMK's vulnerabulb to ram it with the Chicago Overcoat.
DMK: Flash red to signal eminent demise.
Dr. Seuss: Finish him, since it is your birthday!
Angeldemon-demigoddess: Punch (stab) the Vunerabulb in the snout to establish boss deathority.
AH: Wonder why anon is so terrible at suggestions
AD: Kill Steal
PS: Wake up inside office fort. It was all just your imagination.
DMK: die epicly.
BULB: Descend and eat PI, as that battle was too damn easy.
PS: Don't go dying on us now!
AD: Become inspired by fires of courage and manliness.
Yours is the drill that pierces the VULNERABULB! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!
AH: List most influential user-given commands in Problem Sleuth.
DMK: Self-destruct
PS: Revel in the glory of your triumph
Everyone who ever participated in this battle: Reap spoils of battle
DHMK: Say something cliche then explode.
fan status fan status
DMK: Explode like the Death Star.
Electricity: Reach FAN before the story is over!
Chuck Norris: Acknowledge these goings on and decide to have the final roundhouse kick.
DMK: Get sucked into the black hole.
Andrew Hussie, I love you.
finally perhaps this command will work...
CANDY MECHA and CAPTAIN SNOOP BUST:
COMBAT OPERANDI OR BATTLE TECHINIQUE OR WHATEVER: DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT (name of snoop dogg cd or song, I forget, heh heh)
Everyone: Reap the Spoils of your Victory.
PS: Heroic winning pose.
Damned Morns: Deal With Devil
GHPI: Fondly regard pulchritude and hide Hunk Rump: The Gathering cards
Everyone: Dancetech -> LEVEL 187 VICTORY DANCE!
DMK: Reflect on poor life choices.
Bathearst: LV. >9000 ENDTECH -> FALCON PUNCH.
PS: PS REPORT
Every Major Character: Receive experience points
DMK: Become UNDEAD DEMONHEAD MOBSTER KINGPIN and use your newly found UNDEAD DEMON TECH to destroy these fools.
PS: Explode in a more hard boiled manner.
Weird Puzzle Shit Fairy: Come out of retirement.
AH: introduce new game mechanic that sets entire game into new perspective (ie: PS: ready poke-ball)
DMK: childhood flashback
PI: Swing the Overcoat into position to attack the fuckin' Vulnerabulb.
AD: Punch DMK to assert dominance
PS: MISS
PS: FURNISH HIM!
AD: Punch Vunlera-Bulb in the snout to establish completion.
GPI: Fondly regard plot summary.
PI: Retrieve CANDY CORN from PS's Hat
DMK: Transform in your REAL Final Form!
Next: The fan turns because due to the universe being drawn closer (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001747)
GPI Rebuild universe which was ironically destroyed in a Sepulchritude explosion which was intended to save the universe:
-Everything magically falls back into its original place.
PS Walk back into office building:
-Well you fucked up, the door is locked again!
AD ride fan like a mechanical bull:
-sounds safe enough.
PS: Land already!
Storyline: Conclude
BHMK: Notice your imaginary counterpart has been slain and ponder your revenge.
BHMK > Combat Operandi > FILL 'EM WITH ANTI-MATTER!
Loosen drawstrings creating an incredible release of super-compacted energy, once filling a sizable black hole and destroy everything that the SEPULCHRITUDE blast managed to miss.
GPI: Clean up creation.
Mom: acidentally hoover over console plug socket, powering-down the universe.
GPI: Shrink fan cord to original size.
Candy Mecha: Agress VULNERABULB with Combat Operandi -> LV. 99 SNOOPICIDE BOMBER
can't the player just do something like:
PS: Win Game
MSPA Readers: Hit reset button
GPI: Sleuth? Sleuth? Sleeeeuuuuth!
PI: Check to see if CANDY CORN was preserved.
DMK: Dissolve into dust for the next ten minutes in your death throes.
All: Bow in reverent amazment before the Hero of Pulchritude.
....wait.....please tell me that BHMK is dead..
GPI: Fondly Regard Inflation
PS: Quick! Before your body fades into nothingness kill the Vunlera-Bulb to finally save the universe.
AD: Grab the Megaton key from the dead BHMK.
Angels and Anti-Angels:Take the rest of the crew back to the 3 offices to mourn the death of PS.
AD: Unlock the door.....
GPI: Fondly regard heroics and reward all forces of good with an extra life.
DMK: FINAL OPERANDI -> GALACTIC BREAKDOWN.
PS: With your soul and Weasel King's soul merged escape death by going into Weasel King's body
DMK: Final Operandi: EPIC DEATH!
PS: In your final attack you sacrificed yourself to save the universe...But it's ok because you had 1 imaginary life left!
It is about time that someone on SMBHMK's hat sacrifice something also...
Dapper Swain: Mustache Fire -> Blazing Handlebar
Use on SMBHMK's straps to revert him back to normal size and save the weasel kingdom from volcanic explosion but thus, you lose something great, you lose your cool mustache in the blazing fire
PS: Wake up, realizing that you're still in your office, trapped. Throw down hat is disappointment, disgust, and hatred.
GPD: Fondly regard the super-rad event that just occured
GPI: Fondly regard cremation.
...which makes more contextual sense than Croatian, the first choice
Bees: Collect MASSIVE QUANTITIES OF JOCOSE HONEY released by the destruction of all those health bars.
GPI: Fondly regard COMB RAVE
DMK: Final battle opperandi -> Out with a bang.
PS: Dance into afterlife
Problem Sleuth's Hat: Fall slowly to the deck of the ship, carried by a gentle breeze, still conceiling PS's precious candy corn, while the echo of his final one-liner echoes throughout the universe.
PS: Assume your rightful place alongside Godhead Pickle Inspecter and greet him in a very hardboiled manner.
GPI: Fondly Greet Problem Sleuth.
Fan: Activate and drag DMK into the blades.
PI: Steer ship around and into the vulnerabulb.
GPI: Realize the blight which is that SUMPERMASSIVE BLACKHOLE must be shrunk to protect your creation. Shrink it.
BHMK: Grow more massive again.
Volcano: Erupt.
Fan: Activate, and drag lava from the eruption over to the VULNERABULB.
Fan: Activate and drag DMK into the blades.
PI: Steer ship around and into the vulnerabulb.
GPI: Realize the blight which is that SUMPERMASSIVE BLACKHOLE must be shrunk to protect your creation. Shrink it.
BHMK: Grow more massive again.
Volcano: Erupt.
Fan: Activate, and drag lava from the eruption over to the VULNERABULB.
MSPA Readers: Embrace chill that went down your spine as you witnessed what went down today.
Was that.... the promised attack? Is the game over? Or did PS's head just swell up to the size of a gas planet for naught?
Oh well.
PS: Wack DMK with your giant head in a comedic fashion.
DMK: in last ditch effort to destroy universe transfer remainder of evil energies to problem sleuth in an attempt to convert him to evil
PS:Succumb to evil influence becoming Evil Problem Sleuth
OR
PS:easily resist evil influence and expunge evilness out
Evilness:coagulate to form Evil Problem sleuth
(future story ideas ftw)
GPI: fondly regard suck-ation (of BHMK's Blackhole)
PS: In true Pulchural Komabt style...
FINISH HIM
In the face of the overwhelming charisma of PS the final vote is nearing... But it's not over yet!
DMK: FiliBUSTER!!
PS: Make sure to say a badass one liner before Finishing Him
BHMK: Loosen drawstrings ad infinitum!
PS: Wake up from nap, Retrive arms from safe.
OR
PI & AD: Fondly Regard fallen commrad.
DHMK: Don't die, as you don't fit through death's door.
BHMK: Tighten drawstrings to the limit in disgust
PS: FINISH HIM, (please)
And for those of you just tuning in, here's what you missed:
PS: FATALITY!
DMK: Take it like a man.
PS: Win.
With Death's realm destroyed by the black hole, there is only one place Problem Sleuth can go...
PS: ask if the devil minds you reading GAY PORNOGRAPHY over his shoulder.
MM: Pay electricity bill
PI: Quickly use the sextant to put the ship on a collision course with the VULNERABUD, then head below decks.
PS: poke out DMK's other eye
AD: You've grown quite tired of all this weird black hole shit. Dislodge CONTRABASS CLARINET, and--being the strongest man in the universe--walk through the DEATH door to the empty stem (where the afterlife once was). Be sure to close the door behind you.
PI: Chart a course towards the empty stem (where the afterlife once was) to pick up AD.
AD: Leave stem via the CHICAGO OVERCOAT, then head to the Weasel King's Kingdom. Climb to the top of MOUNT SAINT LARDASS and proceed to push/pull MK through his corset and out of the summit.
YOU ARE VICTORIOUS!
Gained 98 XP
Gained 300 Gil
Acquired soft x 5
Acquired phoenix down x 1
Mob Boss looses one Imaginary Life.
DMK: Come back as UNDEAD DEMONHEAD MOBSTER KINGPIN
PI: Turn East
WAIT!!!!! pose as a team, cause this is as real as it gets!
FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING HOLY, WHAT'S THE STATUS OF THE FAN. D:
PS: COMB RAVE - KING HENRY V
DMK: Just die you son of a gun.
PS: Wake up from your imagination and recall original objective.
Pose as a team 'cause shit just ended.
SMBHMK: Consume DMK. Expand to demonic proportions. Consume universe.
Readers: Weep
PS: Spout out a witty one-liner to complete a job well done.
PS: Finally hard-boiled enough SSEEPPULLCCHHRRIITTUUDEE!!
SMBHMK: LV.99 GRAVITECH -> BLACK DOOMSDAY
PI: Pour a libation to fallen comrads.
PI: Quickly maneuver ship to ram the Vulnerbulb.
PI: Quick! Sail the universe and find some HALLOWED TOMBS to defile! You might still be able to beat Problem Sleuth's score!
Shouting "LET'S END THIS!" heave a crate into DMK's bud one last time, barring any intervention by the storyteller.
Play Final Fantasy victory music.
Suffuse you charm with the fabric of the universe, fashioning yourself to be the energy counterpart to PI's particulate nature.
FAN CHECK!
Weasels: Stare into space in awe.
PI: Ogle DMMK.
PS: Present a memo to Death on why letting you out and back to life is in your mutual benefits.
PS: Challenge Death to a contest of oratory skill and demonstrate you are a master debater and a cunning linguist.
PS: Stop Dreaming and wake up,
AD: Combat Operandi: Check yo'self Jonah
MSPA reader: do a little victory dance
GPI: Fondly regard epic battle.
Sweet F.A
Fan Check!
PI: Oogle sorrowfully at the death of your friend. You will not forget
PI: Finish DHMK with a witty one liner
DMK: Pull another head (with accompanying healthbars) out of your ass. Literally.
ALL HEROES: Prepare final onslaught and unite as one against the impending VUNRABULB emergance.
All on HAT: Combat Operandi -> Jump like making an earthquake in China.
(Expelling MK out of Volcano, the concentrated beam of the eruption oblitrates the vulnerabulb. All characters reunite as time realigns due disapating blackhole to find the fan powering up. Sail off into the sunset, oh wait the sun. The End.)
Andrew: Don't you think it's time to continue making donation commands? I mean, they paid for that, you don't want to keep them waiting.
BHMK: Sneeze.
PS: Ride vurnerabulb like a mechanical bull.
PS: With no spirit left, falls into the arms of PI who weeps for the fallen angel
DMK: Expose vulnerabulb
PI: reverse universe
Though due to BHMK being the center of gravity, he stays in place while DMK turns and the vulnerabulb collides with BHMK, making it impossible for the vunerabulb to retract to quickly.
GPI: Mourn loss of goodhearted creation.
Chris Brown: Punch Rihanna in the snout to establish superiority
PI: Deliver final poke to DMK thereby stealing all EXPERTISE POINTS, then become a second GPI with extra EXPERTISE POINTS.
Chicago overcoat combines with candy mecha legs and whatever that bust is that's still left to form some awesome ship/robot thing. then fly inside DMK "Innerspace" style for final battle!
PI: Position ship over Weasel Kingdom.
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Death: Channel the Spirit of
jackie Chan.
For too long you have lamented the loss of your precious scythe. You call upon the martial arts master to whom the line between everyday objects and deadly weapons is blurred to the point of non-existance!
Unfortunately for you, Jackie Chan's spirit remains bond to his still living body (And Tony Jaa, somehow).
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Everyone: VICTORY DANCE ON THE CORPSE OF DMK!
EVERYONE!: Ride DMK's corpes like a mechanical bull
PS: Punch DMK's corpse in the snout to establish the fact that you just kicked his fucking ass.
Everyone: VICTORY DANCE ON THE CORPSE OF DMK!
EVERYONE!: Ride DMK's corpes like a mechanical bull
PS: Punch DMK's corpse in the snout to establish the fact that you just kicked his fucking ass.
DMK: Release a glorious death cry!
Everyone: After saving the universe, they end their glorious adventure with a splendid tea party.
PI: Abandon ship! Women and pickles first!
BHMK: Check pockets for brass knuckles.
DMMK and the giant whale become best of friends!
PS: Stairway to Heaven
AH: PlotElementTech Level 42: Create plot element that will allow fan to be useful.
AD: Ask Pickle inspector to personify you're imagination so that you can beat the crap out of it.
PS looses 1 (one) IMAGINARY LIFE.
2 (two) remain.
Pose as a team because shit just stopped being real
all in the 4 kingdoms: hail the CHOSEN ARBITOR
Utter cryptic last words like the movie Citizen Kane
PI: drive the ship into the VUNRABULB
PI: Crash ship into Vulnerabulb.
PI: NauticTech - Lvl 34 - SS Fitzgerald!
AD: StomachTech- Lvl. 99 - Belly of the Black Hole!
DMK: Combat Operandi: - Fill 'em with a plot twist!
Reap Spoils of Battle
PS: Yell "BOOM HEADSHOT"
DMK: Mortally injured, use the last of your strength to kill PS; die.
"You call upon the martial arts master to whom the line between everyday objects and deadly weapons is blurred to the point of non-existance!"
What line?
Fan: Turn on.
Player: Watch credits and epilogue over PS's desk as the backdrop, with hard-boiled items like bullets, sun glasses, manila envelopes, and candy corn strewn about.
PS: Rip the universe a new one.
All: Escape into our universe.
Neither-Regional Vulnabulb: COMBAT OPERANDI -> DEVULNAFICATION
DMK: Arrogantly Disregard obliteration.
GPI: Become FINAL FINAL BOSS
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