Wednesday, December 17, 2008
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«Oldest ‹Older 601 – 800 of 11544 Newer› Newest»NB+HD: Don sunglasses, pulling a David Caruso
AH: Begin artistic self loathing
PI: Shoot the safe with a bullet that moves backward through time.
PS: will it work if ya combine CHRONOSCOPE with SNIPER RIFLE? will it? will it? WILL IT? D:< >w<
AD: Take break from LIFE to consume CHRONOSCOPE, rendering it unaffixable to any SEXTANT. Punch PS in snout just to show him.
PI: It's dangerous to go alone, take this CHRONOSCOPE and affix it to your SNIPER RIFLE
FAD: Pour TEQUILA into the remaining recepticles in the kitchen.
PS: Look into your future to see how to defeat MK and DMK once and for all using your newly aquired CHRONOSCOPE, thus spoiling the ending for everyone.
PS+PI: Give PI the damned scope already.
attatch chronos telescope to sextant to complete the sniper-rifle-with-a-fancy-name
the word chronos has something to do with time, so i'd orient the name around that.
DMK seems to be keeping his eyes wide open a lot... and PI DOES have a sniper rifle now... and the anchor seems to be coming loose after that gravity shift that FFPI helps out with while PS helps PI with his sniper rifle, as well as snapping him the fuck out of his frankenstein state...
hmmmmm...
PI: It's dangerous to go alone, take this CHRONOSCOPE and affix it to your SNIPER RIFLE
Weasel Hero: Flip the fuck out.
Time: Shit your CHRONOPANTS
PS: Give CHRONOSCOPE to PI
Inspectors: Become strangely invigorated by the music, foiling the "Fill 'Em With Midnight" attack.
PS: ZOMG SNIPER SCOPE!!!!1 *explode*
AD: Reach peak of LIFE momentously
PS:toss that shit to PI!
ZAD:COMBAT OPERANDI --> SUMMON THE HORDE
PS: Realize that ITS A SECRET TO EVERYONE!!!
DMK: Flip the bird at GPI, causing GPI to shed a single nirvanic tear
PS: Fill Chronoscope with GPI tear.
PS: Respec Mutilate, buy 2x Lightblade Rivener from Kirin Tor quartermaster
AD: Take offense.
PS: Hand off the CHRONOSCOPE to PI
NB: Flip the switch and turn on the fan already!
PS: Pelt DMK with fancy-santas
Death retaliate against MM
AD Continue to enjoy the good life
PS: Wonder what the fuck all that weird stuff just know was about.
NB: Get pissed off at AH for insulting your FANCY SANTAS.
GPI: Fondly regard digestion.
I think I speak for everyone (except for AH) when I say "I did not see that one coming."
FAD: Punch Death in snout to establish superiority
Death: Nervously ask if anyone would like to play Old Maid.
FAD+MM: Interpret it as a slur against your ethnicity and gender, respectively, and deal with it accordingly.
FMK: Exit the pantry door anyway.
FAD: Try it again. COMBAT OPERANDI -> BELLY OF THE WHALE on MM.
FAD: COMBAT OPERANDI: Día de los Muertos! Show Death and MK that it ain't that easy!
Blogger: Sort comments in the opposite direction so the new ones are displayed first!
FUCK!
FAD! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
HD and NB: Move SWITCH into ON position and await invetiable complication.
FAD: Punch death in the face, and walk out the door.
FAD: Punch Madame Murel in the snout to establish superiority.
everybody:coletive TRUFFLE SHUFFLE special of christmas
FAD: Manhandle those two gawkers and get back to life to show that Fiesta wanna-be just who's top tortilla.
FAD: Hit on Madame Murel, you rogue, you.
FMK needs a sombrero. Where is that?
FAD: Come back to life inside MK and kill him from within.
FMK: Exit pantry like the Kool-Aid Man.
OH YEAH!
FAD: Punch MM in the face to establish superiority.
Death: Put the top hat on.
PS: shake the mini-heros out of the CHRONOSCOPE
How come Death never has to deal with more than two people at once?
FAD: Explain to Death that he's got the wrong guy, and he should have reaped FMK, like, a hundred panels ago.
Everyone: Hate this new seperate page for suggestions
but on a more serious note....
AD: Develope a nice, healthy sense of paranoia and hire some muscle to keep you safe
FAD: punch death in the face to establish superiority
FMK: Bust through wall like the Kool-Aid Man. Oh yeah!
PS: Look Through Chronoscope
AD: Kiss your baby boy to get DMK's EMOTIONS to flare up.
FFPI: Prepare to collect the next black tear shed by Death.
FAD: Punch MM in the snout to establish superiority.
Heroes: Go all the way back down the stairs for some reason.
FAD:Inquire as to whether Q-bert ever got his nose straightened out.
MM:Invite FAD to help bust death open like a pinata
PS: Pull out your slingshot and shoot the Chronoscope to PFPI.
FAD: Will self back to life.
PS: MERRY COMMENCEMENT -> ELF TEAR SANTA CLAUSE!!!
heroes:just get into the battle
Ad:ride child like a mechanical bull.
ZAD: OSTENTATION DRIVE! CONFECTIONERY CATACLYSM
FAD: Bust out of afterlife like the Kool-Aid man.
attach spyglass to sniper rifle
FAD: Punch MM in the face to establish dominance
FAD'S CORPSE: Merge with ROMANCE NOVEL to form MEXICAN SOAP OPERA.
FAD: Punch MM and Death in the snout to establish superiority.
PS: DMK is too powerful. Look for obvious escape exits. Say, a wormhole, or teleporter, maybe.
FAD + Death: ¡Dia De Los Muertos!
FAD: Put on Hat and throw it on the ground in disgust
FAD: Ignoring ethnic implications, sneak over the border back into life.
FAD: Ride MM like a mechanical bull.
NB+HD: Grab on to something, then flip the switch.
Death: Contemplate own similarities to Pickle Inspector.
FAD: Eat death and return to kick Kingpen's corset.
FAD: Punch Death in the face to establish ethnic superiority.
FAD: Beat the everloving crap out of Death for your life back.
FAD: Will your corpse to explode.
FAD: Ride table like a mechanical bull (you're sitting on it anyways)
SANTA: Check who has been naughty and who has been nice. Deliver presents accordingly.
HD+NB: Flip switch.
FAD: Challenge Death to a bout of fisticuffs in order to return to life.
FMK: We don't need no stinkin' doors!
MM: Swap hats with FAD.
PS: Attach Chronoscope to Sniper Rifle
AD, ZAD, PS, PI, FPI: Mourn FAD's passing.
FAD: COMBAT OPERANDI: JALAPENO IMPLOSION (lvl.3)
NB+HD: flip the fucking switch already!
PI: use the sepulchritude, PI
FAD: Seduce MM.
GPI: Fondly fondle fondleable fondles.
FAD: Punch Death in snout to establish superiority.
NB: Put on sunglasses to become outrageously cool. Use outrageous coolness to defeat those skanky hos.
Santa Claus: Fall into Problem Slueth to give gifts to all, and to all a good night!
FMK: Cough up HAIRPIN.
This site feels like moving through jelly now for some reason.
All: Break 4th wall and wish everyone a merry christmas.
FAD: Throw down conveniently placed top hat in disgust
AD: Exit Life to assist fellow sleuths.
AD: Enjoy Christmas
Chronoscope:Explode in a silly manner
PS: Decorate DMK as a Christmas tree, and go to sleep so santa will visit and bring you some weapons of mass destruction
Death: Become Santa, and deliver presents to the good children of the world
FMK: Pick up Hairpin.
FD:Tell Death to let you leave. In a hard-boiled manner.
FAD: Get angry that you didn't have time to punch MK on the way down, and punch death in the face instead.
MK: Bust through wall like the Kool-aid man.
Death: Wonder if FAD would care to play Trains, or also more known as, Mexican Train.
AD: COMBAT OPERANDI > IT'S NOT PERSONAL, IT'S BUSINESS
FAD: Put on the Top Hat
FMK: Tighten corset to crash through ceiling.
Death: Give out the Christmas Spirit to your new guests!
Check the on the combs
FAD + DEATH: AGRESS!
FAD: Ride table like a mechanical bull since you're already in position.
HD: Pull the switch!
All: Have a merry Christmas.
Santa: Bust in and wreck shit.
FAD: Punch Madame Murel in the snout to establish superiority.
DMK: Await gifts from Santa Claus.
FAD: Don top hat, then throw down in frustration.
FAD: Make sleazy cat calls at MM in culturally stereotypical way
HD: flip the switch and hope for the best...
All: Have a merry christmas!
Attach the Chronoscope to the Sniper Rifle!
PS: put chronoscope back in wheel, then grab DMK through the wheel, since it's actually just a massive portal
PS: Put chronoscope back in wheel and use it as a giant portal to grab DMK
PS: put Chronoscope back into wheel and use it like a giant portal to grab DMK
What the fuck happened there
ZAD: Sacrifce self to free FAD from Death's deathly grip (you know he's there by zombie powers)
GPI: HOLIDAYTIME: FILL'EM WITH CHRISTMAS CHEER
FAD: Put on HAT, then throw it down in disgust.
NB & HD: Become homoerotically interested in turning on the fan.
Heroes: Go (down?up?) the other stairs.
FAD:DESTROY FANCY SANTAS
FMK: Unnecessarily ethnic case of debilitating flatulence.
PS: Engage in some 'Festive cheer-ey activities' with DMK. It's Christmas, after all.
FAD: Punch Death in snout to establish superiority.
FURTIVE EYE: Kill WIFEHEARST and SONHEARST to send a message to AD.
AD: Become vigilante superhero out of grief.
GPI: Spontaneously cause some broad to give a virgin childbirth.
GPI: Fondly regard salvation.
Just a thought, if everyone who is dying is meeting with death, what happened to the top and bottom halves of PS from post: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000374 ?
Even though it was a "Go Back" situation, the body half is still seen in cannon in post: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000393
FAD: Claw your way out of FMK's gut, then place new suckle receptacles on the lazy susan.
FAD: Punch MM in the snout to establish superiority.
ALL: Holiday temporary truce tea party! It's X-mas, after all!
FAD and MM: Play Life with Death to pass the time.
PI: Become homoeroticly interested in the MAST
PFPI: Summon Father Christmas from the past.
FMK: Find a more suitable ethnic hat for your new form.
FAD: Challenge death to culturally specific game for life.
dmk:listen to shoot the zombies while destroying gummy worm zombie.
FAD's corpse: Give FMK an incredibly painful case of heartburn.
AD: Get a detective's job in LIFE.
All: call a Christmas truce
PS, DMK, AD, et al: Resolve differences by exchanging presents in a festive fashion.
Get a hooker
FAD: COMBAT OPERANDI -> BELLY OF THE WHALE
PFPI: Conjure FANCY SANTAS.
QUICKLY RETRIEVE ARMS FROM SAFE
FAD: Insist that Death man up and show Madame Mural who's boss.
PS: SOLSTICE SACRAMENT: DECK THE HALLS!
Or some other, more creative carol based attack.
...falalalala lala la la.
Death: Recognize that you are still on the ship, so technically everyone's still alive.
PS: Give PI the chronoscope already!
MK: Decrease mass level, entering the gaseous state of matter.
FAD: COMBAT OPERANDI -> MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE
PS: Give chronoscope to PI
PS: ZEPULCHRITUDE on DMK (which is devastating but not nearly as self destructive as SEPULCHRITUDE)
AD: Punch thugs in the snout to establish vengeance, then take skulls and use them in crime-fighting costume
Suddenly a Christmas wind blows open the stitching in the universe causing the Midnight Crew to jump into the main storyline.
AD: Become PUNisher, attempt to make clever plays on words but fail due to low imagination attribute
AD: Become SKULLDICK.
AD: Fashion bones of dead wife into Battle Uniform, become Skelace Dick.
AD: Make superhero costume using that pumpkin over there
AD: Strike head through hat
BATHEARST: Punch thugs in the snout to establish superheroity
HD:THROW THE DAMN SWITCH ALREADY!
AD: Wait for Death to come for Wifehearst, then steal his skull and badass cloak.
FFPI: Ascend to godheadhood, becoming Future Godhead Pickle Inspector.
AD: Become Executioner Ace Dick!
AD:
Dress up as a Ninja in Plaid. A very small one, considering.
Would you like some more pudding, Joeseph?
FMK: Bust through a wall like Kool Aid Man
AD: Punch Bathearst in snout to re-establish superiority
GPI: COMBAT OPERANDI > ARMAGEDDON!
AD: Become Hearsthearst!
AD: Become PUMMELISHER
AD: Due to gunshot wound, become THE BLEEDING SPLEEN, who defeats evil with the power of BILE.
FAD: COMBAT OPERANDI -> MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE
ZAD: Become ZOMBIE FIESTA ACE DICK after punching DEATH in the snout to establish superiority.
FAD: Punch MM in the snout to establish superiority.
BATSONHEARST DICK: Make your father a costume or some shit.
AD:Become Punisher Ace Dick
FAD: Truffle Shuffle back to life
AD: Buy ROBIN costume.
AD: Wear Rorschach superhero mask because you are already dressed exactly like him.
AD: become the antithesis of the peg-centered evil that has forced your hand.
AD: Become Dick Of Aces, vengeful master of cards!
Bathearst: Avenge mother.
Ad:put pants on head for hero costume!
AD: Staple a rorschach test to your forehead and wear a very hard-boiled fedora. Call yourself something totally jive like, "Rorschach."
AD: Wear Wifehearst's skull to become WOMANMAN
PS: SEPULCHURATUDE!!!
AD: Become Super Hero 'Ace Dick' due to low intelligence stat.
PS: Try to put the chronoscope back.
ALL: Don christmas hats for the next 3 frames.
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