Wednesday, December 17, 2008
The MS Paint Adventures Suggestion Box
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- Keep it short! I tend to clip all suggestions to be about 60 characters or less.
- Maybe this is obvious, but only make suggestions for the latest point in the story! Posting the suggestion "shoot safe" when I am 800 pages past that point doesn't make the slightest bit of sense!
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Expand universe
AD: Put on both Scale and Aspect Corsets and cause problems.
PART-PICKLES: Increase the speed of light
DMK's hat gets inadvertently sucked into the super massive black hole.
GPI: Resist gravitational pull.
TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGANN: Giga Drill DMK's health bars
MSPA reader: Check chapter we're now on. Then ponder the meaning of this universe.
MSPA reader: *cry that you are on the last chapter*
Use phoenix down! Use Phoenix down!
AD: Lv. 1,000,000 COMBAT OPERANDI -> FUCK THIS SHIT.
GPI: FUCK THIS SHIT
Devil: Climb Ladder
Mt. St. Lardass status?
FLUTHLU: Climb health bars
GPI: Fondly Regard the thought of increasing the SPEED OF LIGHT.
PS: Counter with SEPULCRIT- Oh, wait...
Electricity: Accelerate towards the owner of that staggering GRAVITY stat.
Check on status of fan.
PS + DS: Aggress
PI: Fall into hellmouth in a sillier manner.
DS on SMBHMK's hat: attempt to seduce SMBHMK
Members of the band Muse: Prosecution Operandi: Black holes and Litigations
Check status of electric current in wire.
MSPA Readers: Make a suggestion in the suggestion box suggesting to make a suggestion, with vigor!
Superman: fly around earth backwards, thus reversing time.
Problem Sleuth should fire into the weasel kingdom and let loose the imaginary devil on the real devil.
The imaginary devil should wear prada.
And be Glenn Close.
Devil: Climb up the newly created ladder and give 'em hell.
Problem Sleuth: Load the SUGGESTION BOX into the SMITH CORONA BLOTSPITTER.
PS: Wonder what the hell is taking that fan so long to get started.
GPI: Fondly TIDY Creation.
DS: go inside black hole, and fight BHMK
PS: PI, what does the scouter say about his health bars?
PI: IT'S OVER 9000!
PS: WHAT? 9000?
PS: Aggress: Shoot dem Ladders
MSPA Readers: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-
PS: Beat DMK to death with his own health meters.
Devil: DAMNED TRUFFLE SHUFFLE DEBACLE
PS: What the Fu- BOOOOOOM!
SMBHMK: It's too damn tight! A big fella like you wasn't meant to endure such a squeeze. You should loosen-oh dear, the drawstrings have snapped under pressure.
MSPA Readers: Unite and agress the vulnerabulb, forcing it to open.
MSPA Readers: Take formation of Mega MSPA Reader, Voltron-style, then hit F5 for update
Have someone flip that switch so that the electricity gets to the fan
AD: Being the strongest person on SMBHMK, untie the drawstrings using your massive vim strength, totally disregarding your own safety and possible demise
PS: Battle Technique Lv99: Unconditional Surrender
All: Throw hats down in disgust.
PS: Challenge DMK to finish the fight in the real world.
PS steal DMK's health bars by writing your name over them, thus increasing your health!
To counter the force of the BHMK we need to create a mass dense enough to pull BHMK apart, causing a massive explosion and releasing all the matter that has been consumed. And the solution has been in front of us the whole time.
PI: Imagine a Supermassive amount of homoerotic pictography
PS steal DMK's health bars by writing your name over them, thus increasing your health!
GPI: Transfer BHMK to the tip of the flower-stem to replace afterlife.
PS: Oh snap! If you don't fly out quick you'll get sucked in. Fly down to Hell and request a boon from the devil.
Universe: Implode
MOUNT SAINT LARDASS: Burst!!
GPI: Fondly remember that creation is fucked unless you get your ass involved in some deity vs daemon action
GPI: Become homo(auto?)erotically interested in lower face
Oh no! The sleazy brothel in the sky has been sucked in. So too now is the electrical wire holding the universe together being sucked in. SMBHMK is now tearing at the very fabric of creation! On the plus side, this surely means the fan will power up faster...right?
PS: Stairway to heaven
Devil: poison ladder
Devil: Prod health meters with PITCH FORK. Oh dear. All this GAY PORNOGRAPHY is making DMK very uncomfortable. His DISCONCERTED METER goes up.
AD: Belly of the Whale - Consume Imaginary Characters to increase imagination enough to to transform into Acerberus Dick.
PS: Counteract Ladder to Hell with Stairway to Heaven.
Universe: Play DOUBLE DUTCH with fan cord.
PS: Descend ladder, request a boon from THE DEVIL
GPI: Fondly Rescue Creation.
ALL: loose the game.
PS: LV. 99 GETTYSBURG AGGRESS
AD: Punch Satan in the snout to establish superiority.
PS: *Facepalm*
AD: Punch Devil in the snout to establish superiority.
*oops
PI lead DMK in chase to other side of tower, under volcano. turn universe upside down.
pi: ramming speed vs dmk health bars
Morons: Get PORN.
PS: Leap dramatically from the CHICAGO OVERCOAT and catch yourself on DMK's health bars.
GPI: Fondly regard CAPTAIN SNOOP BUST before demise of the universe; consider taking it to Milliways.
Stairway to Heaven. Make it so.
Andrew Hussie: Fuck this shit and make a new story with less BULLSHIT PLOT POINTS.
DEVIL > climb LADDER TO HELL
LADDER TO HELL > get sucked into black hole
PI > turn the universe so all the health bars fall into the black hole
PS: LV. 255 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY: COSMIC SUMMIT OF PAIN
the last picture looks like as if GPIs flower of the afterlife is restored ^^ I'm so happy for him :)
BHMK > GRAVTEC > Ergosphere
MORONS: Ascend health bar ladder to freedom.
The universe is becoming wrapped around itself, causing DMK's health bars to collide with each another
HD: COMBAT OPERANDI > KISS THE STRINGS GOODBYE!
Round up some assistance (NB, AD, gentelmen, loyal whores) and fight your way/politetly excuse your way through the crowd of angels and antiangels to the edge of the hat, loosen the SCALE BODICE to size up to BHMK, then use the LIPSTICK on that cursed GRAVITY BRASSIERE.
GPI: Start to fondly regard creation... in resolve!
Universe: Yell "Fuck this shit!" and leave.
GPI: Increase universal expansion rate.
AD: Build a new fort and regain imagination.
EVERYONE EXCEPT DMK: Climb down LADDER TO HELL and converse with the Devil.
Morons: abscond with gay pornography and climb LATTER TO HELL
GPI: Smite DMK with your almighty banner of confect!
GPI: Fondly Regard Creation. For "reals" this time.
PI: briefly remember the really big key to the really big door in the *real* world before oogleing the ongoing battle and forgeting about it again.
Mt St. Lardass: Erupt already!
PS: Throw down your hat in stress.
Death: Ask the Devil of MK will end up in his domain.
GPI: Fondly ride your creation like a mechanical bull
Light: Become inexorably drawn to supermassive black hole at faster than light speed!
Everyone: Grab a health bar each and attempt to beat DMK to death using the health bars as bludgeons.
PS: LV. 356+23i SLEUTH DIPLOMACY: COMPLEX TRIAL OF WAR CRIMES
GPI: Disconcertedly ogle universe.
Sun: In a last attempt, try and escape.
check on fan's electrical progress.
Devil: Prod DMK's health bar with GAY PORNOGRAPHY
PS: Rewrite DMK's LIFE BAR into his MANA BAR.
PS: Throw you hat down in the biggest disgust ever.
Electricity: quickly travel through the now foreshortened universe to reach the fan
AD: Fuck this shit, grab the MEGATON KEY go to the front door and leave. Let DMK float around in imagination land for eternity.
PS: Throw hat down in the most disgusted fashion possible.
DMK + BHMK: Sinister laugh; You are now the CHEAPEST BOSS(ES) EVAR!
GPI: Fondly regard complication. (Of your universe.)
PS: Give up, why is he fighting DMK anyway...
BHMK: Crush yourself under your own massive weight. Your body shouldn't be able to stand that kind of strain, I don't care who or what you're the Kingpin of.
Fondly regard universe, then notice it's awful messy. Time to clean up. Maybe the VACUUM OF TIME will help.
PS AD and PI: Kill self in horror.
DMK: ....Get sucked into black hole?
PS React to Ladder to Hell with Stairway to Heaven
DMK: Fold yourself into a gravitational singularity to make a little breathing space.
WHERE'S PICKLE INSPECTOR?!?
All except GPI, DMK and BHMK: Sob in Horror
Universe: End
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE!!!!
PS+PI+AD: Pose as a team one last time because shit is probably as real as it will get before shit ceases to exist.
Bees: Collect nectar for secret comb
PI: Grab onto LADDER TO HELL and climb up to assist PS.
PS: Fly inside of DMK and plant a computer virus.
GPI: Ask the smiling sun to help.
Big picross/sudoku/crossword puzzle: Crush DMK's ladder to hell
Somebody cut the damn strings on the brassier already.
GPI: Become larger.
Devil: Use the newly descended health meters to build a railroad track.
as the rest of the universe nears the black hole the relative time for those closer to the black hold is slower than that farther away from the black hold allowing for the power to the electical fan to reach the fan
AD: Bludgeon DMK with one of his own health bars.
the health bars will be sucked into the black hole
GPI: fondly regard health bars
All: Disgustech: -> lv. 99 Apofcalypse
SMBHMK: Stop being such a dick and take the BRASSIER off.
Dick.
GPI: Fondly regard Law of Conservation of Mass and Energy.
Morons: Abscond to the mortal plane using DMK's health bars as a ladder.
Death: Call War, Conquest and Famine, this seems to be the start of the apocalypse!
Since i've posted pretty much the same suggestion once before, am i allowed to post it again? If not, i'm sorry. But wouldn't this epic final battle become slightly more epic with all four horsemen gathered? Ah, and sorry for writing Pestilence instead of Conquest the last time.. Terry Prattchett's horsemen doesn't match the biblical ones, it seems.
AHEM
PART-PICKLES: Increase the speed of light
PS: Nerd Rage Level 99: I CALL HAX!
PS: Throw your hat down in disgust.
GPI: Give Death a replacement scythe.
Death: Combat Operandi->genteel tea party
PS: Shake your head and tsk DMK
GPI: Fondly regard inflation of DMK.
Fan status! All this gravity must be accelerating time as well.
Weasel King: continue examening MOUNT SAINT LARDASS with the BRASS EYEPEEP
Universe: Become homoerotically attracted to SMBHMK.
PS: '> LV. 96 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY > CHAIN MAIL LETTERS' on DKM's health bars to restrict more appearing
PS: Turn the wheel!
GPI:Fondly regard DMK's health bars until they explode.
Check Fan Status
PS: Ask GPI for a boon.
PS, AD, and PI> DETECTIVE TRIFECTIVE: 2 SLEUTHS, 1 DICK
AD, PS & PI: Go through window to Real world and let the weight of the imaginary universe crush MK & DMK.
Devil: Climb HEALTH BAR LADDER to discover DMK, react to threat to your sovereignty.
Check progress on fan.
PS: Stairway to Heaven
Speed of Light: Increase due to the black hole utterly fucking up physics
Check progress of the fan.
Devil: Ride universe like a mechanical bull.
Devil: Reveal yourself to be Laplace's Demon. Your job is much easier now that all molecules are heading towards one place. Use infinite knowledge to destroy intruding health bars.
PS: Throw your hat down in disgust! What a cheater!
Check on the progress of the electricity.
The Sun: Smile happily despite the confusion
GPI: Fondly regard electricity progress
DMK: Kill Aerith.
PS: Ride DMK's health bars like a mechanical bull.
PAUSE
HD: Fan Status
Devil and GPI: Combine to form DGPI
PI: Use action Replay
Health Bars: Pose for picture because shit just got real!
PS: The CAPTCHA for my suggestion is heerdad - "HER DAD" =O
Ladder to Hell: Descend so much that you start to ascend to the surface of China.
PS: SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!
AD: With help of ACTION REPLAY and computer VIRUSES destroy the GRAVITY BRAZIER
PS: Attack the fucking health bars.
Check electrical current's progress!
PS+PI: Surrender and find a game to play that DOESN'T CHEAT LIKE A BITCH.
PI: Flip universe.
EVERYONE IN THE BLACK HOLE: Mount an expedition climbing down BHMK to loosed laces.
PI: Check GameFAQS.
PS: STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN
PS: Fuck this shit, just use a cheat code.
Other DS, sacrafice self to SBHMK event horizon, SLASH drawstrings on your way out.
PS: LV. 100 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY -> STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN
PFPI, PPPI, FFPI, FPPI..ect: PIs that make up DMK, DISPERSE!
Failing that Ogletech > Deadly Stare
GPI: Realize your creation is in danger, and create more matter to balance the universe with BHMK.
PS: LVL 108 Sleuth Diplomacy: Eraser of Truth!
All available heroes and side-characters: Seek the source of power for the gravity brassier (such as the valve that controls the aspect corset) in order to extricate the BLACK HOLE Mobster Kingpin from the garment, reducing him back to a regular Mobster Kingpin.
PS: Throw down godly hat in disgust.
Devil: Ride health bars like a mechanical bull.
Angel: Cast death on DMK.
Damned: Climb up ladder, potentially taking FORK with you.
DMK: Cover mouth with bat wing like a mustache.
EVERYONE IN THE BLACK HOLE: Mount an expedition climbing down BHMK to loosed laces.
Wow.
Just, just...
Wow.
You make me cry, both in joy and sorrow simultaneously.
This is such complete, total, utter bullshit, that I'm going to list everything that pops into my head in ONE POST. Ideas seperated by dashed lines.
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>Everyone: Throw hats down in collective disgust.
POF.
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>PS: SEPULCRETECH -> EMBASSIULATE
Drawing upon your awesome energies as the LEGENDARY ARBITOR OF THE FOUR KINGDOMS, you summon a floating AMBASSADORIAL HAVEN, granting you immunity to DMK's attacks.
>Next.
You enter the FORT and empty the last of your WHISKEY FLASK, reminiscing about when life wasn't so convoluted.
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>HBP: Examine the reverse side of the TECTON HIVE.
Huh. You were expecting a slot for the fabled 9TH IMPETUS COMB, but all you find is a lousy SEQUENCE OF NUMERALS.
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>Pickle Report.
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>Fan Report.
After all, the universe is getting smaller, what with BHMK's gravitational force being larger than that of the universe.
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>GPI: Disconcertedly regard shrinking creation.
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>Volcano Report.
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>PS: Check walkthrough.
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And lastly,
>PS: COMRADERITECH -> SUMMON ALLIES
Screw the fact that AD's in a SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE and that PI is FALLING and/or trapped in the AFTERLIFE, you're a team! And if ever you needed your teammates, it's now!
>TEAM SLEUTH: LV. 99 POSETECH -> HEARKEN COMIC #462
Because that's how real shit just got.
All: Sing "It's a small world after all."
This is such total bullshit.
DMK: Grow a few more health bars. You don't have enough.
Universe: LV. 9001 PHYSICS OPERANDI -> IMPLODE
GPI: Recognizing your failure to properly govern the universe, surrender powers to Snoop Bust.
DMK: LADDER TO HEAVEN
GPI: fondle retard abberation
"Munkus Beaver said...
Problem Sleuth: Load the SUGGESTION BOX into the SMITH CORONA BLOTSPITTER."
Win.
Also,
>DS: STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN
DS works better for this than PS.
But what to make the stairs out of?
More HEALTH BARS, perhaps? ;3
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