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PI: Turn wheel 180 degrees
PS:SLEUTH DIPLOMACY LVL.100->STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN
or
Fan report
PS: FUCK THIS SHIT!
Not knowing what to do with yourself, you follow the health bars down to HELL. The Devil greets you and kindly suggests you play a few rounds of CALL OF DUTY 5: WORLD AT WAR. He doesn't get many visitors what with Death taking the lion's share of DEPARTED SOULS.
You politely decline his request and explain your story. You request that the Devil grant you a boon.
The Devil gives you his GAY PORNOGRAPHY!
MSPA Readers: Wonder what the heck happened to everyone on the hat and Pickle Inspector for that matter.
PS, PI, and AD: View character inventories
BH: Load everyone into the Bathearstmobile
Under the mounting pressure of being inside a black hole, Bathearst loads everyone into the safety of the Bathearstmobile
OMG, Pose in horror, because SHIT JUST GOT FRIGHTENING!
Snoop Dogg Bust: Intervene
PI: where the hell am I?
Xenu: Drop a bunch of aliens around Mt. St. Lardass
Xenu: Detonate MSL with a few H-Bombs
PS: SLEUTH DIPLOMACY LVL. 100: PAIR OF DIPLOMATIC SCISSORS
Giant Fan Report
DMK: Die of sudden heart attack.
PS: Check the internet for cheats.
>Everyone with a hat: Fling hats down in disgust
Drawstrings of SMBHMK: rip into half.
Y'know what? Fuck. That. Shit.
PS & DEMIMONDE DEMIGODDESS: Rip open a path to the VULNERABORB.
Team Sleuth: Ignore DMK and SMBHMK.
PS: Load Blotsplitter with Gay Pornography
PS: Kindly ask DMK why he is doing this lame shit anyway.
Status on The Game
Who called it ending on the 10th?
I guess it was somewhat predictable, but I called it!
PS: Okay, this crap is getting ridiculous.
PUSH `,
OPEN DEVELOPER CONSOLE.
Come on, Andrew pulled something nonsensical on us, now we must do it to him! Everyone agree with me!
Fan report!
Bard: play a blistering lute arrangement of The Final Countdown
BHMK: Ssssssuck. Sssuck. Suck. Suck suck suck.
AD: Watch Adobe Tutorials to increase non-exsisting imagination.
BHMK: Tighten Drawstrings one last time, consuming everyone and everything in the small universe.
Due to the catastrophic events, the game is reset, and everyone must re-read form page 1.
>Fan Report
MSPA Readers: Question why the SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE in page number 1747 is moving towards DMK, to allude that DMK is the center of the wayward gravitational pull.
BMHK: Draw ship closer.
BMHK: OVERDRIVE -> GIGA-GRAVITON.
PS: Attack health bars directly.
PS: It's time to quit chewing the fat and putzing around, unleash your ultimate sepulchritude attack and FINISH THIS BITCH! LOAD THE HUNK RUMP INTO YOUR WEAPON AND RAPID FIRE YOUR WAY THROUGH THOSE HEALTH BARS!
Do it for your friends, do it for your fans..... Do it for snoop.
GPI: Shrink universe so the electrical current will move faster, and when it's done expand the universe so it's not so crowded
PS: challenge GPI for godhood
GPI: Fondle the universe regardedly.
GPI: Realize that you are going to have to stop being so damn useless if you don't want your creation to be destroyed!
PI Particles: This Tectonic Tibulation is getting to much! Expand with Vigor!
PS: Win.
PI: turn universe upside-down
A useful formula:
E = MC^2
Normally, C, the speed of light, is taken to be constant. But if you assume that energy, E, is constant instead, you get the following:
C = ±√(E/M)
Now, let's assume that the speed of light is never negative (for the sake of an argument):
C = √(E/M)
Assuming E stays constant, as M decreases, C increases. That is, the less matter there is in the universe, the faster the speed of light is.
I leave the following as an exercise for the reader: if the speed of light was not constant, would it logically follow that the laws of Conservation of Mass do not apply?
Someone: Climb down BHMK's back and with TEETH, cut drawstrings of brassier.
BHMK: Unsustainable Event Horizon
PS: Fuck this, Summon Super Mecha Death Christ 2000 Version BC 4.0 Beta, Bitch!
MSPA Readers: Repeatedly bash head against keyboard in the general region of F5.
BHMK: Unsustainable Event Horizon - Unable to maintain his mass BHMK begins to undergo Black Hole Evaporation, collapsing upon himself and bathing all with empowering Gamma Radiation
BHMK: Drawstrings Finally Break
AD: Do a handstand.
AD: lvl 99+99 Blowhole of the Whale. with extra Mexican Bean and Rotten Egg stink bonuses.
Devil: Drop CHERRY BOMBS in TOILET, causing MOUNT SAINT LARDASS to explode
Devil: But first, spend some quality time in the bathroom with FORK
PI: Imagine Rum.
PI: Drink Imaginary Rum.
Has the electricity reached the fan yet?
Devil: Wear Prada
PS: challenge DMK to best of three at melee. Use Mario.
Do a little dance
Make a little love
Get down tonight
GPI: Fondly do some spring cleaning... creation.
AD: Put deaths door in life door causing gravitational rift.
To nupanick: Sure, the conservation of mass may get rather screwed up, but remember that the conservation of mass is really a lie; there is no conservation of mass, only conservation of energy - but because of how large the speed of light is, the difference isn't really noticeable. As such, there never was conservation of mass in the first place - and even if the speed of light increases, it will only make the conservation of mass approximation more accurate (If I recall seeing that Taylor formula for it, I believe it has a second portion added that divides with the speed of light in some potents). However, all this is pretty much redundant theory, as mass and energy is more or less the same thing; mass fundamentally being energy. If BHMK increases his mass, it wouldn't affect the speed of light at all - as he will also generate energy in much the same manner. After all, it takes more than mass alone to put MOUNT LARDASS on the verge of explosion, right?
captain snoop: inspire PS to do a fine jig
DEVIL: Climb ladder while singing King Henry V and join the battle!
PS: Convince DEVIL to fight for your side.
DMK: Attempt to throw down hat in disgust, only to realise you can't move it while there's a black hole on top of it.
PI: Make a reffrence to Jailbreak by "climb down the ladder and randomly press buttons on panel"
Devil: Smack PI upside the head for that stupid idea.
Weird Sun-Face: Drop below horizon while giggling like a baby.
PS: Use the ladder to hell as a battering ram. Then when it breaks, make a robot out of the fragments.
PI: Use new robot body to become invincible!
MSPA readers: Look around for town, then find and go through door of LIFE to enter story.
Sun: Wonder what the hell is going on.
ANGELS/ANTIANGELS in BLACK HOLE: Escape via Hawking radiation several times over, creating an extremely large army outside the black hole.
PS: Wake up in your bed
PS: Attack The Life Bars Directly
Check electric flow through the cable.
AD: Attack health bars directly
PS: Perhaps it"s time to consult the strategy guide again...
Check on status of fan plug's cord.
GPI: No one messes with your fucking flowers... NO ONE!!!
END THIS BATTLE ONCE AND FOR ALL!
GHPI: Drag and Drop, make room on desktop.
Sudocube: Become Sudocubix!
PI: Turn ship right
GPI: Wow, for a god, you seem to be very stupid. YOU'RE about to get sucked in. YOUR CREATION is about to get sucked in. TEAM SLEUTH is about to get sucked in, which you formerly were a part of. REMEMBER THAT YOU WERE LOCKED IN YOUR OFFICE? Use divine powers to stop the VOLCANO from erupting.
Check on the fan!
PI: Do a barrel roll!
PI: Prepare to navigate away with your SEXTANT.
Not one for dead on collisions with clock towers, you prepare to steer away from the clock tower with your SNIPER RIFLE. Unfortunately your trigger finger accidentally slips, firing the CLOCK TOWER SNIPER CANNON. The CHICAGO OVERCOAT will be decimated in seconds. I don't care what sort of SEPULCHRITUDE or NAUTICAL PROWESS you may possess- that blast will kill you all! Get the Hell out of there.
PI: KEEP PLOTTING
DMK: Lvl 665 DEMONTECH -> HEALTHBAR DUEL WIELD
DMK: Gambit Schema -> LOLLIPOP ALIEN
pi: try to headshot yourself.
Creator: Be a total jerk and turn all good characters into uterlly useless crabs. And give DMK more health bars.
Readers: Type cheat code IDDQD IDKFA
PS: Martyr SEPULCHRITUDE
DS: SERAPHIMIC DYNAMEIS -> GABRIEL'S HORN
Ram the pendulum to speed up time.
PI: Retrieve Captain Snoop Bust.
PI: Enter clocktower.
PI: Extend SCOPE. Look into SCOPE and fonz hair.
PI: Ramming Speed!
PI: Ram clock tower at full speed.
GPI: Fondly ride your creation like a mechanical bull
Adventurers: with your combined strength, retrieve the megaton key
Adventurers: use portal to launch megaton key into black hole
Next> The supermassive black hole has grown too strong. DMK begins to stretch as he is drawn beyond the event horizon.
anti-angels: enter hell and recruit the devil to aid in your fight
Alright! The chronoscope lives up to the other half of its name!
PI: tilt universe and fly over the top of the tower. In the process, speed up the pendulum.
Volcano: Shake violently.
Chicago Overcoat: Crash into tower
BHMK is increasing his MASS and ENERGY at the same time, you say? Well then I guess he doesn't change the equation at all, since it's the ratio of mass to energy that determines the relative speed of light. But of course, all that concentrated mass seems to be compressing the rest of the asdffing universe, doesn't it? So assuming things like the cathedral of synthetic ascention don't simply collapse into nothing, some matter is being turned into energy here somewhere. And that might tip the balance.
And if worst comes to worse, let's not forget that if you crammed all of those portholes together you could create a 6-directional fractal portal jam, the likes of which have never been, and will never be, supported by our dear professor (who incidentally probably knows how to change lightspeed).
oh and Magnacor, the sniper cannon's out of ammo. It's only useful as a navigation device now.
PI: Panic in a silly fashion.
PI: Plot a course for those pesky health bars.
PI: BRACE FOR IMPACT!
PI: Shout "abandon ship!" and jump over the side. Then realise that you're several hundred yards above a city, and regret your decision.
PI: Begin to panic, then ask yourself, "what would a true skipper do?"
Put the chronoscope back into the wheel, then spin it to rotate the universe and avoid the clocktower.
PI: Navigate for the second star to the right, and straight on till morning.
Devil: Climb ladder of health bars.
>PI: rotate and flip universe enough so that the sun goes on a crash course into DMK.
Save the clocktower!
PI accelerate to ramming speed!
PI: ramming speed!
PS: load SUN into rifle.
PS: Enough of this! Forget the middleman, attack the health bars directly!
PI: Maneuver CHICAGO OVERCOAT through clocktower face.
PI: Take a three-hour tour.
PI: reach through wheel of ship and grab BHMK
PS: Locate Waldo.
PI: SAVE THE CLOCKTOWER!
PS: xyzzy, it might work now.
PI: Do a barrel roll!
PI: Fucking floor it
PI: Guide ship on a collision course with clocktower.
The entire universe implodes, leaving nothing behind. But there is soon a big bang in the form of the initial atom PI guys that were sent into the future. Everything regenerates to exactly as it was moments before and everyone is still doomed. Forever.
xyzzy
(Eventually)
DMMK: Get butt poked by Ham Needle.
candy-snoop mecha:combat operandi: revenge of the broken busts.
The cathedral of synthetic ascention? Nah, that's just folding into itself. Like one of those star wars light saber toys. Everything inside may be getting crushed to pieces, but I don't think that there's much of a matter/energy problem here. More likely, though, there are some imaginative devices in place for the different floors to be removed from this plane of existance (like there's some sort of corset-like feature between each floor), and considering that the distance between the imaginary realms may change over time, such a dynamic device for this tower may prove essential.
Generally, I don't see anywhere where the matter can get turned into energy. That would imply that both matter and anti-matter collides, and while the two imaginary worlds colliding may provide such an effect, it does not change the fact that if you spend both matter and antimatter to create energy, if it was done on a scale that would visibly affect the speed of light (if that is even possible), it would require so large an amount of matter/antimatter collisions, and so large an amount of energy developed, that it would take, say the two worlds colliding (providing they're matter/anti-matter counterparts), and the generation of so much energy that it would likely take out all of DMK's health bars, save perhaps one.
Oh. Wait. That sounds like a plan.
I bet GPI wants to restart all of this creation and start from scratch.
GPI: ARMAGEDDONCALYPSETECH: PARADISES LOST
Now that I think of it, that's not a bad idea at all... and the fan is needed to blow whore island away from the collision of the two worlds - and PI is in the process of escaping with the OVERCOAT, so everything is setting itself up for the shitstorm rather nicely.
Death: Seek help from the Devil in these trying times
-Everyone in afterlives moves to hell-
-Everyone in afterlives climbs healthbars to surface-
-Everyone escapes to Whore Island through the gutterpipe projects-
-Everyone goes outside to witness the ongoing shitstorm a tad closer-
*with afterlives, I mean everyone on BHMK's hat.
PI: Navigate really close around the sun and travel back in time 'Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home' style to before DMK had the stair way to hell health bar.
Sun: Use your flarey rays to sink that battleship!
DMK: Throw down hat in disgust.
GPI: Fondly regard imagination (realm).
PS: Eat the four remaining pieces of CANDY CORN safely stored in your HAT.
Whale: LV. 98 BELLY OF WHALE -> BLEAK VOID
Weasel King: Check on Mount Saint Lardass.
HD: Give Scale Bodice to AD.
PI: Rotate universe 90 degrees.
PI: Pilot the ship into the clock face, and step aside a bit.
PI: Turn universe 360 degrees, thus hitting the ship with the clock tower's INDEX ARM PENDULUM.
PI: fondly regard his hat as it is not going to exist so much long
Devil: Climb LADDER TO HELL
PI: Say a gentle, yet hard-boiled one liner and prepare for impact.
Devil: Add cross out "DMK" and write "PS" under the health bars.
PS: Feel wierd
Bhmk: wonder why the powers of the corset work on you, as you do not have a sexy female figure
PI: JESUS CHRIST, DROP ANCHOR!
GPI: Remove BLACK HOLE before it destroys your beloved creation.
PS + PI: Go back below deck.
PI: As an expirienced skipper, you realize this may be the end. Disconcertedly ogle your past as it flashes before your eyes.
Devil: Prod the health meters with your GAY PORNOGRAPHY.
GPI: Use BHMK as a new flower, since it's fractal nature and decree that the new death office is the BHMK's HAT.
Devil: Hire sitter and climb up ladder.
Everyone on the BHMK's HAT: Ride BHMK like a mechanical bull
Devil: Climb LADDER TO HELL to see who the hell had the nerve to burst into your supernatural lair.
PI: turn 90 degrees then point sextant at sun.
PS: Fly through the wheel of the ship and expand and become Problem Slueth Omega.
"nupanick said...
oh and Magnacor, the sniper cannon's out of ammo. It's only useful as a navigation device now."
Darn. Time to do a little editing.
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PI: Prepare to navigate away with your SEXTANT.
You search for your SEXTANT, but you simply do not see one around. As a matter of fact you are quite certain you have never even owned a SEXTANT and chances are you never will. All you can find is your useless SNIPER RIFLE without any ammo in it. It seems a collision with the clock tower is unavoidable.
Somebody: JUMP THROUGH THAT GODDAMNED WHEEL
PS: Wait, why are we fighting?
PS: Throw your head down in frustration
I meant to say
PS: Throw your hat down out of frustration.
PI: Pull down the front brim of your hat in a slow and manly fashion.
PS: COMBAT OPERANDI -> HEAVENLY SEPULCHRITUDE
MSPA: Let the black hole take care of DMMK's health meters.
Pi: Put CHRONOSCOPE back into to the wheel an turn it 90 degress to the left
PS: Slash at DMMK's Health Bars.
I'm all for throwing hats down in disgust. And if you don't have a hat, throw your shoes at DMK in disgust. If you don't have shoes, throw whatever you have on you at DMK.
PS: Realize that if the HP bars are solid, then they aren't real HP bars.
I'm all for throwing hats down in disgust. And if you don't have a hat, throw your shoes at DMK in disgust. If you don't have shoes, throw whatever you have on you at DMK.
PS: Realize that if the HP bars are solid, then they aren't real HP bars.
GPI: Fondly regard creakation
Clocktower>AUTO-PARRY!!!
DMK: Sacrifice five health bars to summon your loyal Capybara Cossacks
Clocktower>AUTO-PARRY!!!
PS:Inherit WEASEL KING ability to FLIP THE FUCK OUT!
DMK:Die already!
Lookout: CLOCKTOWER! DEAD AHEAD!
PI: Hard to port! Full Reverse! EVADE DAMNIT!
DMK: make more imaginary extra lives while you're at it.
HD & NB: Tighten drawstrings
Watch Tower + Ship: FUSION, GO!
This is complete horseshit.
PS: Run (fly?) on down to hell and request a boon (FORK) from the devil.
or...
PS: Fly into the event horizon, obtain a second CORONA BLOTSPITTER (yes, not the SET OF KEYS) from the DS in the afterlife, and get out.
AD: BELLY OF THE WHALE everyone and obtain incredible levels of VIM. Then climb down and punch SBHMK to the nose to establish superiority.
PI: Crash into clock tower and die.
PS: Realise that all your friends are dead, most of them having been killed by BHMK of DMK. In moment of anguish, unlock your inner power and become SUPER PROBLEM SLEUTH!
PS: Load DMK's health bars into SMITH CORONA BLOTSPITTER.
GPI:reinstate DMK as new lord of Hell. tell the devil he has to let him go.
PI: Rotate universe to make DMK's LADDER TO HELL become a LADDER TO HEAVEN ( the afterlife ).
Everyone in black hole: Enter Death's door and go down the ladder to escape the black hole.
PI: Resolve to go down with the ship, then remember that you're not the captain, so it's perfectly fine for you to scream like a little girl and jump overboard.
PI: Try to think of some epic last words.
PI: HARD TO PORT
PI: Quickly use the SEXTANT to put the ship on a course perpendicular to DMK's health bars.
Bees: Now that your PANG NECTAR collecting duties are done, quickly fly to the ship and push it off it's collision course.
Damned: Grab PORNO and stab DEVIL with FORK. Then quickly escape up the ladder.
PS: Fly down and steal PORNO from those stupid MORONS.
GHI: click the X button on DMK's health bar window.
BHMK: Lv. 10^100 Timespace Truffle Shuffle
PI: Accept the Inevitable
PI: Fling down hat in disgust.
PI: OGGLE self OGGLING self through WHEEL.
PS: LV. 99 UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER
BHMK: Draw sun closer to DMK
Electricity Report!
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