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DMK: Impale AIRSHIP on SPIKE.
PI: Examine walkthru for the purpose of the "Sick Burn" meter.
WK: Sound the VOLCANO ALARM!
EVERYBODY: DANCE NOW
AD: STOP!
AD: Hammer time!
All fans: be incredibly relieved that PS decided to use the walkthrough back at the plight of the four kingdoms. That shit would have been boring and could have well lasted till june.
DMK: LV. 99 BLACKHOLETECH: FILL 'EM WITH MIDNIGHT
An Observation on Teams of Specialized Heroes and the Fate of Pickle Inspector:
In any event where a team of Heroes have secific areas of specialization, each of these Heroes will at some point undergo an ultimate transformation into the epitome of their power. Hence, our current situation:
Problem Sleuth, Holy Avatar of Charisma
Ace Dick, Strongest Man in the World
...and Pickle Inspector.
Pickle Inspector, whose fate is presently unknown, has not yet had his transmormation into the Imaginitive Genius we know he will become. I therorize that we have, however, already met him. Evidence is as follows:
Heroes, upon becoming Ultimate, always get a costume change. AD didn't because he has the shittiest Imagination of the heroes. So, PI will get a rather incredible costume. Not as good as PS, though, because the whole point of PS is to be AWESOME.
Another perk of Ultimacy is the boost to your weapon. AD doesn't need a weapon: being strong, he fights using only his fists and his guts (lit and fig). PS gets his weapons as he continues: first a Pensword, then a Typerifle. The universe, being an entity of Imagination, could be molded to any form by someone with enough imagination, so why should PI be limited in his choice of weapon?
I suppose what I'm really trying to say is this: Someone with Ultimate Imagination in an Imaginary Realm would essentially hold Life in the palm of his hands.
...
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001320
Oh, yeah. They both have a tea set, they both ogle disconcertingly, they're even the same hight. I totally called this one.
Now watch as AH doesn't do that to spite my careful analysis.
FOR THE LOVE OF GPI, FAN STATUS
PS: Kiss DS in a hard boiled manner.
NB: Play an epic melody on the contrabass clarinet to match the mood of the battle
PS: Laugh uncontrollably at DMK
DS: Play that harp like a true Semigoddess!
DS: Work that harp like a true Semigoddess!
(probably works better...)
SAVE: Because you always get to the point of no return, blow it, and then start back all over. Save Game data into your UPHOLD APPARATUS.
PS: Lvl 307 Sleuth Diplomacy: Apply Liberally
Gentlemen: Make advances towards the several lovely ladies and Ace Dick gathered here.
MM: Make advances towards Death.
PI: Imagine that GPI isn't a lazy shit who can't be bothered to increase the speed of light.
PI: Realise that at the moment there's nothing you can do and you're about as useful as Sakura. Play a game of Solitare, 'CAUSE SHIT JUST GOT BORING.
Professor Bee and Worker Bees: Now that the last comb has been used, join the battle and sting DMK.
Worker Bees: Join the battle now that the last comb is done, and COMBAT OPERANDI--> Suicide Strike for the Hive!!!
Professor Bee: Mutedly weep at the bees's noble sacrifice.
DMK: As you die, clack you crabclaw menacingly and, using your best Dr. Claw impersonation, shout "Next time Problem Sleuth, NEXT TIME!!!"
I know it's a bit early, but I wanted to suggest this right quick.
PS+AD: Use level 50 Manifesto Antropofago to power up AD's Belly of the whale to hither unimagined potential.
MM: Recover stolen corset.
GPI: COME ON! The fate of the universe hangs in the balance! HELP A BROTHA OUT ALREADY!
DM-Gay: Rage Blaze -> Apocalyptic Hell Wrath
Become Apocalypse Demonhead Mobster Kingpin (ADMK)
Store energy in the already powerful BHMK
Throw that badass ball at PS to cause him to spill some of his Squid Pro Quo
Death: Wonder what happened to the drowned elf. http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000549
POSE LIKE A TEAM, CAUSE SHIT'S ABOUT TO GET REALER THAN EVER.
Fill PS's SUCKLE PORRINGER.
DS: Grant AD a boon.
AD: Attack gravity brassier.
PI: Imagine the fan cord to be much shorter
AD: Throw BHMK at DMK
PS: Eat precious CANDY CORNS
CUT SCENE
PS: STICKS AND STONES
DMMK: Flip the fuck out.
AH: The joke with the mixture of innocuous things actually being weapons and vice versa is getting OLD. WE GET IT.
CUT.
TO THE FUCKING.
CHASE.
Weasels: Use snot treasury to block volcano.
Stfu guy who says "cut to the chase" YOU WANNA TAKE IT UP WITH AH TAKE IT UP WITH ME!!!
-anonymous
PS: Lv:99 Sleuth Diplomacy: Very Good Friday Agreement!
PS: Give your big "problem" a piece of your mind.
AH: AAAAANTICLIMAX!
next!
PS: LVL 99-> Rapier Wit-> INSULT SWORD FIGHT
DMK: Auto Parry-> How appropriate, you fight like a cow
Three words:
CANDY
CORN
JESUS
Complete with Crown of Corns of course.
PI: Climb the mobster kingpin flag and gently start shouting profanity.
DMK: Abscond!!
Just one word for the latest submission: WHAT?
GPI: Fondly regard concatenation.
GPI: Fondly regard Cogitation.
PI: Wear Sombrero.
@ Not the Author: I could have sworn I posted that earlier but I suppose I did not. Ah well. It seemed rather obvious from Day 1.
Anyways...
AD: Deal with Devil
DMK: be CONFUSED by buzzwords.
Part-Pickle-electrons: Speed up in power cord to transmit electricity faster
Sponsors: quick commercial break.
Pickle Inspector: Use thesaurus to translate last panel.
AP: Never mind, fuck this diplomacy shit.
Proceed to write DMK a woeful blues tune on your DESK PIANO.
Wait, I thought PI was the FIRST to reach his ultimate form?
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000776
He's already the alter-ego of the creator of the imaginary universe, but you think he should also be its grim reaper?
Actually, that would be cool. But as I stated earlier, AH seems to avoid actually fulfilling anyone's predictions. The first time someone made a successful prediction, he changed things around to avoid it.
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000255
PS: Wonder why you just used LEVEL 99 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY if LEVEL 99 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY is SEPULCHRITUDE.
PI: OGLE -> LV. 76 DISQUIETING LEER
(Seriously he learned it back in Chapter 7 and never used it, it's now or never
FLUTHLU using it doesn't count)
Problem Sleuth: Combat Operandai: Unconditional Surrender
Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
DMK: sit in the corner and sulk
PS: FIRE!
PS: LIMIT BREAK
GPI: Fondly regard fellation.
PS: AGGRESS THE FUCK OUT OF HIM
BMK: Combat Opperandi - Reverse Conflict Resolution
GPI: Fondly fondle fondue
PS: Unload that shit already.
A while back, I suggested that MOUNT SAINT LARDASS could erupt, ejecting Mobster Kingpin into the VULNERABULB, thus defeating DMK in an incredibly ironic fashion. (Don't forget your witty one-liner... "Stop hitting yourself!")
Now, I thought of this:
>PS: Agress VULNERABULB
You ready your weapons for your final attack, and prepare to finish DMK once and for all!
>Next
Your PEN is out of INK!!!
>Everyone: Throw down your hats in disgust.
POF! Pof! pof...
That's intended to be an echo effect.
The gravity-amplified force of a thousand or so hats strikes BHMK's head. The GRAVITY BRASSIER has reached its limit, and buckles.
MOUNT SAINT LARDASS is erupting!
>WEASEL KINGDOM: LV 99 PANICTECH ->
FLIP THE FUCK OUT
What did you expect?
Don't forget to delete this comment if you decide to use it. No one ever really goes back to check, anyway.
PS: run out of ink at an inopportune time
fire upon DMK while making "PEW PEW" sounds
SIGN. THAT. BITCH.
check on electricity and the whereabouts of angels/antiangels.
Next...?
PS: Fill DMK full of Hot Ink!
PS: FIRE DAT SHIT
-> PS: Commence virtuous mission.
PS: Fill 'em with daylight
PS: Commence dramatic pulchritude-filled assault!
BHMK+DMK: COMBAT OPERANDI-> Quantum Entanglement
suggestion (in the office):
order a pizza
I mean PS: order a pizza
PS: Send DMK your UNPLEASANT NOTE and don't forget to add a witty one-liner.
You fire your BALLISTIC MISSILE directly into his center eye while saying in a very hard-boiled manner, "And that's all she wrote..."
TheBigJAL said...
"PS: Wonder why you just used LEVEL 99 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY if LEVEL 99 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY is SEPULCHRITUDE."
AH: LV. 75 EDITECH > Fondly edit creation
ANDREW HUSSIE goes back and deletes the LV. 99 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY part out of the SEPULCHRITUDE screen in a very hard-boiled manner and calmly asks, "What LV. 99 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY. It is rather apparent that there is no LV. 99 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY and it may never have existed at all. It is likely that it was all a figment of your IMAGINATION. It might be wise to ingest some COFFEE to nullify the effects of the ALTOID BEER you were consuming earlier."
PICKY READERS: Flip the fuck out!
PS: Look DMK in the eye in a very hard-boiled manner, FIRE THAT SHIT!
AD: Punch Death in the snout to establish dominance.
GPI: Fondly regard cord's electrical current causing it to speed up in excitement.
PI: Use disquieting leer on bust of snoop.
Four Heroes: Flip the Fuck out.
AD: loosen DMK's VOLUME DRAWSTRINGS
naked pop-tart fight
Quickly retrieve arms from safe.
Dapper Swain: Mustache Fire Tech-> Blazing Handlebar
use on DHMK's straps to burn off and revert DHMK to original mass
PS: Call DMK a lard-ass and throw your shoe at him.
PS: Sleuth DIPLOMANCY
PS: Feed DMK precious CANDY CORN to raise blood sugar.
DMK: Use the bitch boss move that will kill everyone in one hit. You know the one. Usually called something like Earthquake, or Meteor Fucking Strike.
PS: Shout out righteous swears at DMK!
PS: Level 100 Sleuth Diplomacy: VIOLENT PACIFICATION
DMK: Use Lv. 99 ohnoudidnttech: Sepulchritude Nullification. Looks like the readers will have to be more creative to defeat this monster. Or just order everyone to ride each other like mechanical bulls.
also AD: Punch BHMK in the vest to establish largeness.
DMK: You're down to one measly insurmountable defense! time to bring the big guns and strike back... roll the dice and max out your own sepulchritude gauge to grant you immunity to charisma based attacks!
PI: Re-enter fight with Lv. 99 Agress: Ever oh so politely FUCK SHIT UP
pulchritude gauge*
and also as a side note to not the author, i would say that our pickle flavoured friend may have gained ultimate form at the moment of candy corn liquor consumption?
DMK: Level 99 Extortion: Nyah, See, Nyah.
CUT SCENE.
This is becoming too easy for the heroes. It's time for DMK to strike back.
DMK: Irrepentant Exterminatus
And recover one of your health bars back. Don't make it that easy, you're the one winged angel here. Throw the %&#*ing sun at them or something.
Remember guys, this is the end, heroes gotta have an easy time.
Everyone Else: Agress DMK, let PS save his most powerful attack for the vulnerabulb.
The guys on BHMK have to do something!!!
Dapper Swain: Mustache Fire Tech-> Blazing Handlebar
use on DHMK's straps to burn off and revert DHMK to original mass
PS: Go Majin Vegeta on this douche. Sacrifice yourself in a firey explosion of charisma and badassery.
DMK: Sick Rage -> Apocalyptic Purgatorial Inferno
Spill some of that dang Squid Pro Quo
DMK: You just gonna sit there and get wailed on? AGGRESS!
DMK: Random Attack -> LOLWUT???
PI: Profess love
DMK: LV. 100 CODDLETECH -> REGARDINGLY FONDLE THE UNIVERSE
Mount Saint Lardass: AGGRESS!
DMK: Make PS eat his words!
PI: Lvl 99 Ogletech-> GREAT OGLEY MOOGLY!
PI: Summon Lord Elfington Androgyny of Faygelah
Oh wait, that's the other kind of elf...
AD: Ride Wifehearst like a mechanical bull
PS: Strike a badass pose, because shit just got more real than shit has ever been in the history of time.
"PS: Wonder why you just used LEVEL 99 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY if LEVEL 99 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY is SEPULCHRITUDE."
Wait, when did I ever say Sepulchritude was Lv. 99 Sleuth Diplomacy?
BHMK: Use powers of singularity to fuck space/time in the wormhole
HD: Cut the power to the fan, go back to the town, and using the powers of the paint palet, cut the wire at the Ham Tower, before and after it goes into the sky for its heavenly duty, splice the wires together and hold them with painted on duct tape, go back and turn on the power. Should be quicker than waiting for GPI to increase the speed of light.
DMK: Strike back with Kingpin Deplomacy - Non-proliferation!
PI: Marvel at the fact you are burning through DMK's health much faster this time through.
DMK: Lv. 42 Kingpin Crabhammer Crush
DMK: Chaos Wing > Butterfly Effect
BHMK: CRITICAL MASS-> Explode, and due to temporal fuckery, causing the Big Bang
GHPI: Fondly regard medieval recreation.
PS: Strike a pose and deliver one-liner.
Admire your handiwork in a very hard-boiled way.
DMK: FURYTECH: HIGHLY IMPOLITE REFUSAL
PI: Pray to GPI and ask him for his guidience in this tragic times!
PS: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> LV. 99 UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER
Bathearst: LV. 77 GOTHAMTECH-> WHY SO SERIOUS?
PI: Using whatever IMAGINATION boosts you have left, you sail the ship using the astral winds of the mind toward AD, so that you can all join PS in a CULMINATORY TRI-FEATURE ASSAILMENT ALLIANCE
DMK: lv.99 REMORSETECH: APOLOGIZE!!
AD: Jump down onto the ship and join your allies, but first ride DMK's hat like a mechanical bull.
PI: Ogle DMK like you've never Ogled before.
AD: Combat Operandi >> Lv. 99 Truffle Shuffle
When DMK dies, GPI should "Regardingly Fondle Creation"
:3
A truly fitting end for that thorny bastard!
Quit making the battle so easy. ass rape PI or AD or one of the dames eh.
PS: Say a very bad-ass phrase, like "Pax Vobiscum"
PS: Aggress in a more hard-boiled manner. This open mouth yelling shit is weak.
DMK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> LAST RESORT
DMK: laugh at GPI while pulling the cord ripping universe in half again
GPI: fondly regard bhmk ...WITH DIVINE WRATH!
PS: ULTIMATE FINAL ATTACK: HARD BOILED MANNER!
Check character status and abilities.
AD: COMBAT OPERANDI -> LEVEL 99 FINAL TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
PS: LV 99.1 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY -> THE JURY RULES
PI: Confess true love to NB.
AD: Confess brotherly love to PI and PS.
PI: Imagine the Universe is underwater so the electrical cord can outrun the speed of light through Cherenkov Radiation.
Snap your fingers for you should have seen that coming.
PS: Check to see if PI is OK.
DMK: Get on with the disappointing results of the attack and regenerate your life meters.
PI: COMBAT OPERANDI: LV. 17 DENIAL OF SERVICE ATTEMPT!
DMK: LV.99 DENIAL OF SERVICE ATTEMPT!
DMK: LV.999 DENIAL OF SERVICE ATTEMPT: 1337 HAXXORZ!!
Angel/devil army: Agress both BHMK and DMMK
PS: Kiss DS in a hard boiled manner.
PI: Ride ship's wheel like a mechanical bull.
DMK: Who do you think you are, GPI?
AGRESS.
THAT.
BASTARD,
SEE?
Also:
Pickle Report!
Also, as a witty one-liner:
They always listen to reason.
Also, @ everyone:
SEPULCHRETUDE destroyed the CHICAGO OVERCOAT (the boat, as you all so unfondly regard it as), so stop telling people to land on it. Particularly people trapped in a GOD(HEAD) DAMN BLACK HOLE (MOBSTER KINGPIN)!
DMK: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> LV. 99 DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY
DMK: Notice that this battle has lasted shorter than the other two and POWER UP!!
AD: Punch brassier.
>Check on the electricity's progress to that damn fan.
PI: use unusually high IMAGINATION stat to think of a paticulary nasty LETTER to send to DMK
DS: Due to PS currently whooping DHMK's ass go explore the universe to the right.
PS: Lv. 100 Sleuth Diplomacy --> Eternal Seal
DMK: Counter-Move -> Three (very potent) Fifths Compromise
PS: FINISHER OPERANDI -> HARD-BOILED ONE-LINER
Honeybee Professor: Do something about the fan already.
Death: appraise DMK's mortality
PS: Victory dance in advance, we won!
DMK: ANNOYITECH: FULL RESTORE
Part Pickle Inspectors: Reach the freaking FAN already!
Ink Status Report!
Death:Realize you accually suck at board games and ask some one how to cheat to win
(once DMK loses all health bars)DMK:Play "Scene it?" with Death
Bathearst: Inherit FATHER'S BELLY OF A WHALE and eat stuff like pacman
PS: Ride DMK like a mechanical bull.
There is only one way to fill up the Sick Burn meter and deal enough damage...with something that is both burning and sick.
BURNING PISS DIS!
With all those hookers around your GONORRHEA GAGE should be full pretty damn quick.
Oh dang, AH's right! When problem sleuth leveled up here: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000851
He gained the Sepulchritude attack, but it's listed as its own Combat Operandi, not part of the Sleuth Diplomacy set of moves. This is further reenforced in the canon, because the first time he tries to use it (to no avail) http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000876 it says he will use Sleuth Diplomacy instead, implying that Sepulchritude is not, in fact, a Sleuth Diplomacy-based move. Someone must have simply decided it would be cool if it was lv 99, and posted a Sepulchritude suggestion of that nature, and everyone else jumped on the bandwagon.
My mind is blown!
Oh, and I also support the command
"Dapper Swain: Mustache Fire Tech-> Blazing Handlebar"
That would be awesome.
PS: LV 99 SUICIDE MANEUVER - RIGHTEOUS SUPERNOVA
No-longer-hatless Man: Call BHMK a doped-up hoodlum who horks hooch to make a little moolah to spend on hotsy-totsy hussies who slip him the lip after hours!
BHMK: Horsefeathers!
DMK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> LVL 99. LINGOTECH: NOW YOU'RE ON THE TROLLEY!
AD: Regurgitate the UGLY DOG.
DMK: Hold PI in front of you like a shield
DMK: Alright this is just lame. His unique brand of DIPLOMACY is too much to handle. Even your defenses are no match for this. It's time you fortified your walls once more, but you can't IMAGINE any way to make a comeback at this point. Maybe if you had a higher IMAGINATION...
DMK: Lvl 99 BATTLE TECHNIQUE > DEMONIC POSSESSION
DMK: You possess Pickle Inspector's mind and all of the IMAGINATION stored within. It's a good thing that you have more protection. This humongous comic might have ENDED otherwise. You don't think you could have survived if that happened.
Andrew Hussie: "Magnacor! What does the scouter say about the comment level!"
Magnacor: Magnacor crushes the scouter in a very clichéd yet hard-boiled fashion. "It's over 9000!"
Andrew Hussie: "WHAT 9000!?!!?!?!?"
Magnacor=Epic win
Dapper Swain: Mustache Fire Tech-> Blazing Handlebar
use on DHMK's straps to burn off and revert DHMK to original mass
whoops spelled his name wrong
Dapper Swain: Mustache Fire Tech-> Blazing Handlebar
use on BHMK's straps to burn off and revert BHMK to original mass
Fan report.
PS: Have your jaw drop as far as the health bar did
Anyone with bad connection: Lag out of game
This is definitely a "throw your hat down in disgust" moment.
Sun: Explode from the sheer awesomeness of the spectactle unfolding before you
PS: Attack health bars for massive damage
AD: Eat the weight of DMK in fajitas, creating gravitational equilibrium
PI: Check on homoerotically-attractive fan status.
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