Wednesday, December 17, 2008
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«Oldest ‹Older 8601 – 8800 of 11543 Newer› Newest»Now Not Hatless Man: Proceed to don newly retrieved hat.
Hatless Man: Dump contents of HAT onto BHMK's face, just to piss him off.
Bathearst: Eightiestech -> LV. 1 Final Countdown
GPI: Why is my precious creation collapsing in on itself? Why did my afterlife suddenly disappear? Why? Why? WHYYYYYYYY???
It would be great if the end of the hat was another portal to, say, the sun or the snoop bust, vomiting on DMK.
Re-hatted Man: Throw vomit in Death's face, then pass out in a silly manner.
PS: Charge up for final blow
PS: Time for the epic one-liner battle cry
AD get vomit
Ornery Drunkard: Use intoxicated state to briefly break the fourth wall and congratulate Andrew Hussie for having gone a whole four months without having vomit in Problem Sleuth. It's a new record, sir. Well done!
Once-hatless man: give Death the vomit-filled hat back.
Place hat on head.
Drunkard: Throw your hat down in disgust.
AD: Disgusted, hurl the man out of the black hole.
Drunk Hatless Man: Place hat back on Death
AD: In ignorance of physics, throw BMHK heullva far
Everyone: Um... Roll call? Please?
The Four Kingdoms: Realize that you can no longer die.
Status> Mount Saint Lardass
Denizens of the Black Hole: Preform summoning ritual around the barf hat.
PI: Attempt to look Jazzy.
Formerly Hatless Gentleman- Place hat on BHMK
Hatted Man: Give VOMIT HAT to ACE DICK
Hatless man: Thrown down your hat in disgust.
PS: Just before your SEPULCHRITUDE runs out, passionately kiss DEMIMONDE SEMIGODDESS in a hard-boiled manner before returning to your mortal form.
Address her as "kid" or "doll-face".
HATLESS MAN: VOMITECH -> LV. 9 PORK CHOP DINNER
DMK: Why can't we all just be friends???
DEATH: Bitch slap hatless man. This is your domain and you will not have such rakes diddling with your ordered existence.
GPI: Fondly Retard Creation
PS: SEEEPULLLCHRIIITUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(also, Ace Hole Mob Boss!!)
Drunkard: Put on hat
Weasel King: Observe a mysterious, chunky liquid plug up the volcano.
DEATH: Reclaim hat; wear proudly, regardless of contents.
rabbit: Escape hat
Hatless man: Place hat on Death
Death: Get out carpet cleaner to properly sanitize this poor drunk man's dirty hat.
AD: Drink imaginary vodka.
NB + HD: Two dames, one hat?
GPI: Fondly regard battle
Hat-holding man: What hat?
Hatless man: Put on hat.
Hatless Man: Wear hat regardless of the vomit on it.
Swallow contents of hat, believing it to be [insert alcohol of choice].
Hatless Man: Put on hat.
AD: Steal Steven Spielberg's Imagination to make your's greater
PI: Summon an Insanely good weapon to join in on the battle and help everyone whup some evil Kingpin Ass
Hey, uh, maybe someone can put this into command form. Instead of waiting 36 billion years or finding a way to raise the speed of light, you could send the gaggle of dames to the needle to cut the fan cable and splice it together so that the power doesn't have to travel the entire length.
HD and ND: Go to the needle to splice the cable.
Ornery Drunkard: Tell BHMK just how ugly he looks in that brassier.
DMMK: Flatulate spacial tear...
Magnacor: Combat Operandi > LAZYTECH LVL 12 > Copy -n- Pasta!
Magnacor copy and pastes his older suggestion because he believes that it is quite clever. The use of 50's Prohibition Era lingo combined with his commitment to use previously clichéd situations and update them with a new twist creates quite a hilarious effect. He must have drunk quite a few swallows of PEANUT BUTTER BRANDY for his IMAGINATION stat to have reached this level. Pickle Inspector sheds a tear in face of this imaginative god.
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PS: All this sleuthing is getting you a little worked up. You start to yearn for better days when it was all about the dames. You begin to ogle DS longingly.
> PS: CODDLETECH LVL 1 > INAPPROPRIATE ADVANCE
You make an advance on The DEMIMONDE SEMIGODDESS by groping her obscenely and being silly. It does not go over nearly as well as you had hoped.
Problem Sleuth is slain!
> PS: What a stupid idea!
You can't imagine how you thought that could have gone over well. It would be much wiser to focus on the combat at hand. At any rate, the dame would no doubt have turned on you the moment you had your back turned. Dames. You can't trust the lot of 'em.
HM: Put vomit-filled hat back on Death
DMMK: fart open a tear in space
Ex-Hatless man: Put hat on.
AD: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> RUNNING NUMBERS
DMK: Summon an army of demons to repel the angels and antiangels.
Hatless man: View contents of hat. Place hat back on death.
AD: Establish dominance over reality by punching quantum physics in the theoretical particles
Hat: Grow legs and kick the drunkard in the face, before wandering off in a huff.
Hatless Man: Wear HAT out of spite.
Drunkard: this isn't that hat you remember having! You should give it back to death like the nice gentleman that you are.
Death: Stop being a little bitch and use some netherworldly authority!
PI: Change results of quantum particle's attack by ogling it.
Hat Holding Man: Pass out in vomit pool, die like Hendrix
GPI: Fondly ogle creation
AD: Steal hat, shove through (then close) door.
Death: Punch now un-hatless man in the snout to establish superiority.
Man: Pick scapula
HATLESS MAN: Drop hat on Game of Life.
HM: Level 99 VomitTech - Belly of the Lohan
ornery drunkard: Inventory check.
Throw down hat in disgust forcing all on HAT to jump.
AD: utilize your newly absorbed powers to cast FAD's Spicy Operandi: Lets Kick It Up A Notch!
the hat begins to melt from vomit
GPI: Fondly retard creation
Death: Flip the fuck out.
Time for the hatless man to put on his hat.
Everyone: Inventory check
Weasel Peasants: Flip the fuck out.
Death: Congratulate the man on his well aimed vomiting, and hope that it's terminal.
Death: Mourn loss of afterlife
Death: Mourn the loss of your hat.
Drunk Man With Hat: Don hat so that you can properly doff your cap towards the angels lewdly.
PS: COMBAT OPERANDI -> TECTRIXTECH -> PESTIFEROUS TICKLEWHIP
Death: appraise drunken man's mortality.
GPI: Fondle Regarded Creation.
Poor Ace Dick, he wishes his friends weren't around to see this.
AD: Punch DEMIMONDE SEMIGODDESSES in the snout to establish superiority.
DMK: LV. 14 DAIRYTECH: THE POWER OF CHEESE
Hatless Man: Empty hat of vomit
AD: lvl 99 COMBAT OPERANDI: THE SUMMONING OF ANDREW JACKSON
ANDREW JACKSON: FIGHT WITH HICKORY CANE OF FURY
GPI: Recreate afterlife using the somewhat hardier Romanesco Broccoli.
Death: comfort the strange hatless man..... BY KILLING HIM!!
AD: Ultimate Truffle Scuffle
HATLESS MAN: Throw your HAT FULL OF VOMITY GOODNESS wildly into the air.
PS: Continue SEPULCHRITUDING
GPI: This is awesome!
Rewind time and watch replay in slow motion
wouldn't that be Lv. 25 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY, though? I mean, he still has that, but hasn't used yet... But nevermind.
Oh, and that last attack was EPIC.
BHMK: Explode out of the corset and onto Mount Saint Lardass.
Heroes: Do something useful.
DMK: LV. 99 STICKS AND/OR STONES
PS: Realize you was a bit too mean there, and write an apology.
GPI: Huff in annoyance at haveing universe ripped again and uses the powercord for the fan to sow it back together again.
Some random DUTY STALKER: Yell "GET OUT OF HERE STALKER" constantly at DMK.
PI + AD: What are you waiting for? Will you let PS and DS take all the glory? Do something useful with your imagination/vim already!
DMK: Kill everyone already!!
DMK: Leave a nasty comment on PS's blog.
PS: Pee on letter for good measure.
DMK: Write a poison pen letter of your own...using your mind!
AD: Attempt to finish DMK's SICK BURN meter with a witty insult, only to fail due to poor IMAGINATION.
DMK: BATTLE TECHNIQUE-> ANTI-ANGEL CIRCUS
GPI: Fondly regard previous awesome attack
DMK: Summon Satanhead Pickle Inspector
PI+AD: Lv. 50 PARTY TECHNIQUE: BLACK HOLE ESCAPE TANGO
Everyone: OH SNAP!
AD: Impress WIFEHEARST with your newly acquired superhuman vim.
DMK: LV. 99 RETORTTECH: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
Death: Order a new scythe
Next: DMK's second health bar has been depleted!
PS: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> SUMMON "GREAT TRIUMVIRATE" - CLAY, WEBSTER, CALHOUN.
PS: Combat Operandi: INSULT SWORD FIGHT!
Ron Gilbert: Lament the death of adventure games, career.
Clown Bard: Play RIVERDANCE
AD: Return to MK's place and acquire the megaton key
PS: Bludgeon DMK with SMITH CORONA.
PI: Status
PI: Imagine Victory.
PI: Join in the diplomacy with some "your mama" jokes.
suicide
[P/F]PI: Deconstruct DMK at subatomic level.
Everyone: Pose as a team because shit is just about as real is it's going to get.
A bird flies on the window and saying HABAHABAHABA in the way it is in Dave Tippers Nooise Cannon
And in the end of the birds song the ved drops an unknown sleeping character on his feet with a huge wave
PI: Use powerful IMMAGINATION to conjure CHERRY BOMB LAUNCHER.
Time to see what's so awesome about the SICK BURN.
[P/F]PI: Increase speed of light along power cable
DMK: Burn PS back with a searing yo'momma joke.
AD: establish your superiority on BHMK's hat.
PS: RIGHTEOUS AGGRESSION!
AD: Residual SHAMEDIATION from the UNPLEASANT NOTE is consumed by the black hole and washes over the crowd. Ace Dick matures new SHAMETECH: FREEZE SUCK THE GUT
DMK: That Problem Sleuth really knows how to make your blood boil. Does he know who you are? DOES HE? You are the crime lord controlling the very land he walks on, GPI dammit! You don't care how high his PULCHRITUDE stat is, he does NOT disrespect you like that. This is just absolute bullshit.
You prepare to AGRESS the shit out of him.
Previously Hatless Man: Check contents of hat
Consumed with incurable curiosity, you proceed to give your hat a good, solid ogle.
You find a SMELLY WEASEL. He does not appear to be happy with you loosing vomit on him. The SMELLY WEASEL proceeds to flip the fuck out.
End Letter with King Weasel Wax Seal!
seriously
how badass is that letter?
:D
DMK: Ride zygulpy's post like a mechanical bull.
Zygulpy is slain!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
now i have to punch Death in the snout to escape his bony grip
Is the Wire to the fan yet?
DS: Inflict a CURSE upon PS.
the wire is attached to the fan...
do you mean has the power reached the fan yet?
if so, no
gawd
i cant think of a command
PI: Using your great imagination, scathingly insult DMK
PI: Throw Pokeball
AD: Shout a YO MOMMA joke at DMK to further increase his SICK BURN METER.
MK: OMEGA MURAL> EQUALITY AND HAPPYNESS
DMK: Lvl 99 COMBAT OPERANDI: RETORT-UROUS COMEBACKBREAKER
AD: Combat Operandi >> Lvl. 99 Truffle Shuffle
NB: Look in cupboard for GPI's SUCKLE TUREEN and fill it with spilled honey
Ornery Drunkard: Place hat over game of life.
This was mentioned before, but it's such a great idea I feel I must belabor it.
PS: Lv. 25 Sarrowtech: Rub Salt In Wounds
PS: Righteously pee on DMK.
"PI: Using your great imagination, scathingly insult DMK"
PI: You can't do it. There are simply too many MANNERCITE SHARDS in your ETIQUETTE MONSTRANCE to utter an insult.
Zygulpy, how many times do you think people would have to loop through the animation to read that letter?
PS: Do something to make him even more angry.
PI: Shout "DAYUM!"
PS: Smack DMK in the face in a hard-boiled manner because he's just that much of a dick and totally deserves it.
POSE AS A TEAM, CAUSE SHIT JUST GOT REAL
PS: Throw NOTE into black hole.
Black Hole Angels and Devils: Lower black hole MK's mass by continued Hawkings radiation at an HeavenlyHellish(TM) rate...
PI: Combat Operandi: Exceedingly imaginative dance of explicit body charisma!
DMK: LV 9000+ Counterattack!
PS: Level 95 McVeighTech: The Purloined Letterbomb.
DMK: Lvl 99 Clown Tech: Pie in the Sky
Wait wait wait, group photo guys.
Level 99 BLACKHOLETECH: FILL 'EM WITH MOONLIGHT
PI: Combat Operandi < HECKLETECH Lv. 1 < Child-bearer Witticism
PS: TANDEM AGRESSION
AD: Combat Operandi >> Lvl. 99 Truffle Shuffle
Everyone: OH NO HE DIDN'T!
PS: OH YES I DID!
PS: Pee on note and send it first class to his face.
PS: MOONTECH -> LV.56 LUNAR ECLIPSE
DMK: Pen unpleasant note with the blood of a virgin on the skin of hellgoat.
PS: Load the UNPLEASANT NOTE into the BLOTSPITTER.
PPs: use nuclear strong force to overcome BHMK's gravitational pull to free everyone and render him powerless and small!
PS: LV. 95 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY -> DRACONIAN ULTIMATUM
Hatless Man: Quickly retrieve arms from hat.
AD: Belly of the Whale on all the angels and antiangels.
AD: Use massive VIM to pick up BHMK, throwing him into the sun, causing a supernova. You just can't live without PS!
PS: Wonder what's happening to all the PANG NECTAR.
PI: Realize that the CHICAGO OVERCOAT is being sucked into the black hole.
PS: throw all four candy corns into the four eyes of DMK
Save.
Weasels: Build massive cork to put in volcano.
AD: Ask someone with a higher IMAGINATION to think of a cool form for you.
PI: Do something... anything.
GPI: Start Epic Rock Solo
Push boss button
PS: >>LEVEL 98 COMBAT OPERANDI- RED TAPE TERROR
Man Who Was Formerly Hatless: Disgusted, become hatless once more.
Everyone in the Black Hole: remove CONTRABASS CLARINET and exit through LIFE DOOR, ignoring DEATH's pleas to stay
Vomit: Level 23 hat-trick: Interhatial teleportation.
PS: Level 99 spam tech: Chain Spam Chain
Totally sane man: Try to remember how you and AD killed each other.
PS: Remember your neglected grandmother, and write her a mail.
AH: Max out SICK BURN in response to deluge of UNPLEASANT SUGGESTIONS.
PI: Politely request to re-enter the story.
AH: Max out SICK BURN in response to deluge of UNPLEASANT SUGGESTIONS.
Everyone on BHMK's hat: AGRESS BHMK somehow...
Angels/Ani-Angels: AGRESS!!!
AD: Throw BOARD GAME with TABLE out of the black hole.
PS: Amend Death's Tome of Wayfaring Souls to rid DMK of his existential privileges.
PS: Lvl 98 Combat Operandi -> Pistol whip!
DMK: Throw hat down in disgust.
BHMK: Decrease size by factor of ten!
Death: Revive Disco.
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