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«Oldest ‹Older 8401 – 8600 of 11543 Newer› Newest»PI: Ratify Hard: With a Vengeance
AD: Throw your hat down in disgust.
GPI: Throw your upper half down in disgust.
FAN REPORT!
Particle Pickle Inspectors: Disrupt DMK's molecular structure
AD: Wonder where the fuck those pious mobsters went
GPI: Worringly regard creation.
AD: Climb down HAT so you can punch BHMK.
In the face.
Fondly regard flower stem.
GPI: Bitterly regard descruction
GPI: LV 9001 GODTECH -> DIVINE WRATH
Target? BHMK.
GPI: OK, SERIOUSLY NOT COOL
Show a large and impressive image of the new Gravifractal.
AD: Ride saxaphone like a mechanical bull.
GPI: Find the recent action quite disconcerting.
MM: Seek horrible revenge on HD and NB.
GPI: The crap was that? Oh well, might as well do something with that volcano up there.
GPI: Get hella pissed at the destruction of your magnificent afterlife.
Your AFTERLIFE DANDELION seems to have vaporized on the spot. You prepare to flip the fuck out on whatever being may have caused this and prepare to take drastic action. SHIT JUST GOT SERIOUS!
GPI: Calmly disregard vaporization
On second thought, it's not really a big deal. In fact, it's so un-alarming you wonder why you even bothered getting so worked up in the first place.
AD: Develop a taste for human flesh
PS: AGGRESS DMK in the face to establish your SEPULCHRITUDE.
AD: Retrieve arms from singularity.
GPI: Boldly discard calcification.
AD: consume pepper in hat
GPI: LV. 777 DEITY'S REVENGE
GPI: GET PISS
AD: YOU HAD A FREAKING PEPPER IN YOU'RE HAT THIS WHOLE TIME!? GAAAH!!! Use a tear from death and a tear from the whale and then mix them in you're hat. Then throw in the pepper. Death not crying? FILL HIM WITH EMOTION. Then eat you're home brewed concoction and become Two Times Fiesta Zombie AD.
Death: Politely ask MM to make peace with HD and NB.
MM: Take your rage out on BHMK instead.
AD: Dual-wield CLOCK TOWER OF CARTESIAN ALIGNMENT and CATHEDRAL OF SYNDETIC ASCENSION.
GPI: GET ANGRY!
CAPTAIN SNOOP BUST: Pilot the CANDY MECHA LEGS down to DMK and seize the SINGULARITY for use in your PIXIE STIX REACTOR
CANDY MECHA LEGS: TRANSFORM into LIQUORICE BATTLE MECH
PI and PS: Get your asses in there and pilot that BATTLE MECH with CAPTAIN SNOOP BUST.
TRANSFORM the TECTRIXCALIBUR into the TECTRAGEDDON MEGA SWORD and let DMK fight something his own size for once!!
AD: Punch imagination in the snout to establish superiority.
Need to get AD out of BHMK so that he can merge with PI for the imagination and PS for the charisma
GHPI: Flip the fuck out.
DMK: Fondly regard destruction.
AD: Sneak down to MK's office to get the Megaton Key.
GPI: Ponder the metaphysical consequences of there not being an afterlife anymore.
PS: Return your TETRIXCALIBUR to the SCABBARD OF SQUID PRO QUO in preparation for the next aggression
Bathearst: Look upon father with new sense of love and respect. Internally forgive him for the whole drowning thing.
AD - Use amazing strength to overcome BMK's gravitational field
AD: punch your imagination in the face.
Weasels: Flip the fuck out over volcano.
Bovver: Fuckin' 'elp him! (5:30)
Death: It's about time for a game.
Death: Give hat to Hatless Man.
NB: Go through portal in the ASPECT CORSET.
Death: convert Clarinet into Bong and start a good buzz.
GPI: Start crying like a little girl
GPI: Shed a single gigantic tear at the loss of your flower.
GPI: Decide to make new flower out of FASTER THAN LIGHT SPEED LIGHT.
GPI sheds a tear for the loss of his creation.
GPI: Build fort
Death: Realize that FAD and ZAD are dead and have gone to the now non-existent afterlife.
You wonder what that could mean...
PS & Mecha Snoop-bust: COMBINATION OPERANDI -> MECHA SEPULCHRITIZZLE!
Heroes: Head North. Try not to be eaten by a Grue
All: Win
Mount Saint Lardass: Erupt Spectacularly.
AD: punch DMK in the face to show him who's boss
GPI: Cry.
HD: Unlodge doors, then grab the game of life, turn it upside down, and slam it into BHMK, sucking him into the game of life. Then quickly throw the game into the LIFE door and shut it.
NB: Burn down LIFE door with your flamethrower, trapping BHMK.
AD:Check on the fan.It seems like you forgot about it.
PS: LVL 99 POSETECH OPERANDI -> POSE ASSAULT
AD: Build a second FORT and use it to escape from the SINGULARITY into the imaginary world.
GPI: Fondly regard confusion.
Elf mage hero: check for runes on your body.
GPI: you will no longer stand for this shit first he rips the universe in half now your flower is gone. its time.
lv 68 SMITETECH:Banish dmk to under world.
GPI: Burst into tears. :*(
AD: Imagine a face for your imagination then punch it in the snout to establish superiority, boosting your imagination so you can think up a better alias.
DMK: Lvl 99 DEMONTECH -> MANIACAL LAUGH
Leave Britney alone guy: LEAVE DMK ALONE!
Whale: Lvl 88 Stomachtech -> Belly of the whale!
AD: What Jacob said.
PS: CHARISMA OPERANDI -> LVL 99 WORDS OF POISON
GPI: Rage against death for destroying your flower
Death: Play a HAUNTING REFRAIN on CONTRABASS CLARINET
AD: Ride CONTRABASS CLARINET like a mechanical bull
GPI: increase the speed of light so it can escape the black hole.
Group on Hat: Use the ASPECT CORSETS to escape to the pipes.
PS: lvl 25 sleuth diplomacy: Gerrymander
GPI: Rage
GPI: Fondly regard sizzling burnt stick.
AD: Punch BHMK in the nose to establish dominance.
GPI: Do something divine already!!
PI: LVL 99 IMAGINATION TECH: Imagine you have Infinite Imagination!
DMK: SORROWTECH: LV. 76 DRAMATURGICAL CATHARSIS
GPI: Punch BHMK in snout to establish superiority.
Volcano: Flip the fuck out
GPI: Look for a new creation to fondly regard.
AD: banish death and take his throne
GPI: Irately regard desecration
Electron Pickle Inspectors: Reach the Fan already, dang it!
PS: Summon Sword of a thousand truths
GPI: Now that your regular flower is gone, fondly regard carnation.
Now AD should be able to pick up the megaton key when they finally get it from BHMK
PS: Lv. 32 CHARISMATECH: Foolish Consistency
DMK: Helplessly persuaded that this adventure must maintain strict adherence to the laws of physics, get sucked into black hole.
(Four Heroes: Slay incidentally summoned hobgoblin.)
AD: Hurl self into black hole.
AD: Grab inner loops of gravity brassier straps, utilizing slingshot effect to pull them outward and loosen brassier.
AD: Die horribly.
Death: Become homosexual. http://s5.tinypic.com/24q5uub.jpg
Use Righteous fury to write DMK an EXTREMELY UNPLEASANT NOTE!
OH SHIT, AN EXTREMELY UNPLEASANT NOTE?! THAT'S JUST OVERKILL!
GPI: Oh HELL no that didn't just happen.
AD: Attempt to skip the rest of the battle. Since you are technically the "female" counterpart, go through one of the corsets to the gutterpipe projects. Then go to MK's office.
(It's probably not still there anymore, of course, but it's worth looking).
GPI: fondly regard masturbation
GPI: Speed up the speed of light already. Ignore consequences of altering fundamental laws of the universe.
Black Hole: Massive gravity affects space/time continuum changing the speed of light so the fan finally turns on.
GPI: DIVINE INTERVENTION LV.200: AFTERLIFE FLOWER REPLACEMENT: You turn BHMK into the new afterlife.
Pickle Inspector: Ogle Glorious Battle with Disconcertion
GPI: Fondly Regard Carnation
GPI: Regard DMK with the wrath only a creator-god can muster at the sight of said creation being destroyed.
GPI: Fondly Regard Cetecean
GPI: Fondly Regard Altercation
GPI: Fondly regard Cretaceous (Period).
Let's get some insight into what went wrong.
Albert Einstein: Nod approvingly that in spite of all the crazy shit going on, the speed of light remains constant.
GPI: simply pick a new flower from your fractal garden. Then, regard your other flower with your other godhead.
GPI: Unfondly disregard creation.
PS: And I'll form the head!
GPI: SEPULCHRITUDE!
AH: remove "Show MAP of all locations seen by the player so far." from the to do list.
Candy Mech: use portion of fan cord that aready has current flowing through it to induce a current in a section of wire that is closer to the fan.
ANDREW HUSSIE: PLEASE UPDATE TOADY I CANT GO THRU ANOTHER UPDATE DROUGHT OR I MAY NOT SURVIVE
PI: Make the universe do a barrel roll.
AD: Lvl 94 Belch:
Leftover Bean Burrito burp of the Gods!
The fact the he ate FAD and ZAD should have the effect of having just eaten a few questionably fresh bean burritos.
HD: Check EMPATHY MAGPIE level.
AD: punch your IMAGINATION in snout to establish superiority
Fan report.
Fan Report!!!
Fluthlu: Combat Operandi: LVL 99 Dead but dreaming
GPI: Fondle creation
BHMK: Ride DMK like a mechanical bull.
DS: (In BHMK) Succumb to your evil side.
PS and DS: Attack faster!
DS+PS: Make out.
DMK: PERTURB -> Feign Inmate Reform for Parole: Discover Religion.
DMK: Summon your army of minions!
Everyone on BHMK's Hat: Jump at the same time, therefore flicking BHMK through brassier, dispelling black hole.
As the black hole was slowing time down within the surrounding proximity the rest of the universe shall appear to have lept forwards an unimaginable yet suitably sufficient length of time for the Fan to now be receiving power.
*edit. ...an unimaginable yet suitably sufficient length of time for the Fan to be receiving power real soonish.
AD: EXACERBATE!
All: Take a breather.
AD: MUSCLE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE!
DMK: Fight back, goddammit!
DMK: SEPULCHRITUDE
PS: Use the TETRIX of the ARBITER to write an UNPLEASANT NOTE to DMK
Satangels: RUSH FASTER
PS: Send out energy to PI and AD so that they can become superpowered like you.
PI: Fly up and join the battle!
AD: Fly out of the black hole by breaking the speed of light, thus incresing the speed of light to join battle!
DMK: Grow in mass via Satangelic Fusion.
AD: Ride the saxaphone like a mechanical bull.
DMK: Absorb holy and demonic energies for BLASPHEMORPH SCHEMA
PS: Take five (sepulchritudin' is hard work, man!)
PS: Deal the finishing blow to the second healthbar when the time is right. Use a small attack though, one that doesn't really take up much ink.
Angels and Semigoddess inside the black hole: See if you can do some damage to BHMK.
GPI: After the second healthbar is gone, join the fight. Start out by warning DMK/BHMK if that he doesn't stop this, much pain will come to him.
PI: Whilst PS and DMK are busy, Summon ANTIMATTER FUDGE and use it against BHMK dislodge the GRAVITY BRASSIER from MK.
DS + PS: COMBO ATTACK -> Sword and Spear of RIGHTEOUS JUSTICE.
PI: Remove steering wheel and poke DMK with it.
AD: Use TRIPLE STRENGTH LACK OF IMAGINATION to punch BHMK out of event horizon... in order to establish superiority.
Turn off power in Dollhouse Attic; Cut and splice power cord at location of the eye of the ham needle so that it no longer travels the length of the universe; Turn power back on in Dollhouse.
AD: Punch DMK in the snout to establish superiority.
AD: Look at death, concider own mortality, become slightly more sober and therefore less imaginative. IMAGINATION attribute will fall bellow -127 causing the 8th bit of the variable storing the attribute to toggle giving him a IMAGINATION attribute of 127... or crashing the game.
Andrew Hussie: Sneeze.
GPI: Play "It's the Final Countdown" on a giant electric guitar.
Anyone: Do something comprehensible.
PI: take moment too realize you are in a skirt.
Everyone: Rave Party. Now.
EDIT*
PS*: take moment to* realize that you are in a skirt.
PS: But wait! There's more!
Death: Politely ask BHMK to remove his brassier.
Professor Honeybee: Explain what happens when he does.
All this sleuthing is getting you a little worked up. You start to yearn for better days when it was all about the dames. You begin to ogle DS longingly.
> PS: CODDLETECH LVL 1 > INAPPROPRIATE ADVANCE
You make an advance on The DEMIMONDE SEMIGODDESS by groping her obscenely and being silly. It does not go over nearly as well as you had hoped.
Problem Sleuth is slain!
> PS: What a stupid idea!
You can't imagine how you thought that could have gone over well. It would be much wiser to focus on the combat at hand. The dame would no doubt have turned on you the moment you had your back turned anyway. Dames. You can't trust the lot of 'em.
I'm also a big supporter of writing DMK an UNPLEASANT NOTE.
DS: SERAPHIMIC DYNAMEIS -> CHERUBUM'S RUSH
The DS inside the black hole needs to attack BHMK's drawstrings.
Death: Call Pestilence, War and Famine. This stuff is getting serious!
DS and PS: CONSECRATED CONSTITUTIONAL COERCION
PS: Agress BHMK while his black hole is small.
AD:pray to GPI for a better imagination.
PS: using godly PULCHRITUDE, Speed up the speed of light.
GPI: Punch PS in the nose to establish how impossible that would be.
GPI: Fondly regard Taco Bell.
DMK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> IRONIC JUXTAPOSITION
DMK: Consider how serious this shit might be getting.
PS:Quickly retrieve arms from safe.
PS: Sleuth Diplomacy > Poison Pen Letter
a poison pen letter is a very unpleasant note, for those too lazy to look it up.
PI: Ascend(Descend?)To Super Saiyan.
GPI: Punch DMK in the snout to show superiority
Wizard: Tell AD that he has always had great imagination, he just lacks self confidence.
GPI: Fondly regard constellation.
What flower? What the crap?
GPI: Fondly regard After Lif- Oh, wait...
PS: Combat operandi - Death's Signature
PS: Reload SEXTANT with bullets made of ANGELS.
ANDREW HUSSIE: All of this battle shit is getting seriously boring. How about some plot for once?
OK here's an actual command:
Honeycomb thingy: spill your nectar shit into all the characters at once and have them all, like. I dunno. Go at it on DMK's head or something. Maybe that will kill him? Fuck, this shit's so arbitrary it's almost like there's no point anymore.
ANGELS/ANTIANGELS: Wage never-ending war for the souls of all beings, imaginary or real.
PS: Persuade light to hurry up.
AD: Use your now supreme strength to climb down and punch BHMK in the face.
You're the strongest, ever. Mow it's time to establish a little rough-handed superiority.
PI: Be awesome
PI: Imagine frog-based superhero.
Animator: Die thus ceasing the cartoon peril, and leave the heroes free to continue their quest.
PI: Give the battle an oogle.
PI: Give the battle a homo-erotic oogle.
No-longer Hatless Man: Now that your imagination has returned to normal, suddenly realize the predicament you are in and flip the fuck out.
GPI : fondly regard trolls
Hat-holding man: Inspect contents of HAT.
DS: ANGEL/ANTIANGEL PAIR ANNIHILATION
Hatless Man: Replace Hat
Death: Throw down hat in disgust.
Devil > fall in love with The DEMIMONDE SEMIGODDESS
STATUS > MOUNT SAINT LARDASS
NB: Use opportunity to pretend to be Ray Charles.
Wifehearst: Ride VOMIT HAT like a mechanical bull.
DEMIMONDE SEMIGODDESS [in black hole]: Cut open hat with knife and trepan BHMK.
HATLESS MAN: Accidentally tip contents of hat into hole in BHMK's brain.
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