Wednesday, December 17, 2008

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voodooKobra said...

DMK: LV. 99 DISQUIETING LEER

or

BHMK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> Accretion (see also: extortion)

Anonymous said...

PI: Assist and assault with slap-happy assault

Anonymous said...

HD:punch one of the Angels snout to establish superiority

Anonymous said...

AD: punch one of the Demimonde Goddess in the snout to establish superiority.

Anonymous said...

NB+HD: Ask the angels to perform some weird puzzle shit on their behalf in order to speed up light and slow down most of the rest of the universe.

Anonymous said...

PI: DMK's ultimate visage is so ghastly you can't bear to look at it for more than a second. There must be defensive reasoning behind such an offensive appearance. He's hiding something! LvL.99 OGLETECH "Gumshoe Glower" - Spineless!? Your spine is longer than any in the land! Stare that beast in the eye and learn his secrets!

Anonymous said...

PI: Don't just stand there! DO SOMETHING!

Anonymous said...

PS: Time to call on the negotiating power of President Eisenhower!

Combat Operandi -> Brinkism

voodooKobra said...

PS: Decree that PS has vampire speed. Proceed to omnislash DMK.

NB: Pour stripper into BHMK's eyes.

Anonymous said...

PI: LvL.99 OGLETECH "Gumshoe Glower" results: Those aren't the kind of secrets you're looking for. (DmK's secrets are disturbing, but useless).

Anonymous said...

PI: Do something useful, already!

Anonymous said...

PS: aim for the eyes!

Max said...

READERS: Download Sepulchritude desktop background

David Griffen said...

PS: Hug the DMK - nothing defeats evil quite like love

Anonymous said...

I've noticed that DMk's middle eye is twitching each time he is hit. Could it be that the eyes control his healing?

PI: Go for the eyes!

jmgeno said...

DMK: BATTLE TECHNIQUE > EXTORTION

Anonymous said...

PI: Charismatic Strike: Give DMK a darn stern talking to.

Anonymous said...

Honeybee Professor: Instruct worker bees to search for extra ink and/or rings to fuel Problem Sleuth's Sepulchritude.

Anonymous said...

Weasel King: Dispatch nation's top minds to investigate MOUNT SAINT LARDASS.

Anonymous said...

CANDY MECHA: Combine with the CHICAGO OVERCOAT

Saturn said...
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Saturn said...

PS: Lv. 100 Congresstech -> Divine Parliament

Anonymous said...

Death: Requisition new scythe

Anonymous said...

Everyone: Pray from the bottom of your hearts for the safety of PS.

Anonymous said...

GPI: Fondly regard constellations

Anonymous said...

COURTESAN ANGELS: Dance party!

Anonymous said...

PS: COMBAT OPERANDI -> THE QUILL IS MIGHTER THAN THE SWORD

Anonymous said...

PS: COMBAT OPERANDI-> Charismatic Fulgration

Anonymous said...

PS: COMBAT OPERANDI-> REVOKE DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY

Anonymous said...

PI: Imagine a number of jawbreaker cannons to arm the CHICAGO OVERCOAT and assist PS with a broadside from your new cannons.

Anonymous said...

PS: STAB DMK IN THE EYES!

Anonymous said...

DMK: Reel in pain as you lose one health bar.

PS: Start on next health bar.

PI: Greet Death.

Anonymous said...

PS: Cut off DMK's CRAB CLAW with your TETRIX CALIBER.

Anonymous said...

PS: COMB RAVE SUB-TECH: THOUSAND SLASHES

Anonymous said...

The CRAB CLAW falls to earth causing heavy destruction!

Particle Pickle Inspectors: Speed up the speed of light!

Anonymous said...

I just realised, if PI dies, then all matter, along with the local superdeity, may all disappear.

That's not good.

Anonymous said...

(although admittingly, nothing happened the first time, so it may not be a problem... except this means that defeating BHMK won't destroy DMK along with him either.)

Anonymous said...

Courtesan Angels: Battle Technique --> Sleuth's Angels

TheStephenation said...

GPI: Fondly regard carboxylation.

Anonymous said...

PS: Stab that vexing CENTRAL EYE.

Anonymous said...

PS: LV. 99 POLITECH-> DIVINE CAUCUS

Unknown said...

MK: Punch FAD in snout to establish superiority

F P said...

Throw DMK in the Volcano!

Anonymous said...

PS: Hit with an attack powerful enough to knock out an entire health bar in a single hit.

Anonymous said...

PI:search ship for the sacred chalice of balthazar

stop said...

PS: Agress more harder in an attempt to kerfoozle the bottom health kajigger

Anonymous said...

smack swanp wizard in snout with cod peice to estabilish supieriority

Anonymous said...

smack swanp wizard in snout with cod peice to estabilish supieriority

Anonymous said...

PS: Focus attacks on BHMK

Anonymous said...

PS: FINAL AGRESSION: SLEUTH DIPLOMATIC DISCREPANCY

Anonymous said...

PS: GLORIOUS SIGNATURE

Anonymous said...

use the tectrixcalibur to add a chapter to the map.

Casey said...

Protagonists: SHAREPULCHRITUDE!

Unknown said...

MK:Loosen the gravity already!

Anonymous said...

PS: Ride DMK like a mechanical bull

Anonymous said...

PS: Focus attacks on BHMK

Anonymous said...

WEASEL KING: Convene COURT OF THE LANDS to diplomatically decide what should be done about the mountain.

COURT OF THE LANDS: Fall into discord and spark another war.

4 HEROES: Flip the fuck out on eachother, spurring NB, HD, AD(s) and crew into action

Anonymous said...

PS: Righteously throw down hat in frustration.

Anonymous said...

PS: COMBAT OPERANDI: FILIBUSTER

Anonymous said...

PS: Do it harder!!

Anonymous said...

AD: Punch nearest angel in snout to establish superiority.

Anonymous said...

PS: DMK's regenerative abilities are too much to match. Time to use something stronger.

PS: LEVEL 43 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY: PASSIVE RESISTANCE

Unknown said...

Attack DMK's weak point for massive damage.

Unknown said...

PS: Merge w/ PI

N. Abreu said...

PS: RIGHTEOUS AGGRESSION 2: AGGRESS HARDER

Anonymous said...

GPI: Fondly regard obliteration.

AndrewTindall said...

PS: LEFTEOUS ASSAULT

Anonymous said...

PS: Use ink of Squid Quo Pro to draft legal document: Universe v. DMK, on the charges of harassment. Excessive inappropriate Coddleteching.

Anonymous said...

PS: Summon SEPULCHRITUDICAL BEINGS to buy time

Unknown said...

BHMK: Check Megaton Key to see if it's survived.

Anonymous said...

Everyone on BHMK's hat: Agress BHMK.

Unknown said...

PS: AGRESS FASTER AND MORE RIGHTEOUSLY!!!!

Anonymous said...

PS: AGGRESSIVE NEGOTIATIONS

Anonymous said...

PS: SEPULCHURTUDE HARDER!

Anonymous said...

PS: Pokemon Reference

Anonymous said...

GPI: DIVINE INTERVENTION
Make PS even more powerful!

Anonymous said...

PI: Pray unto ZEUS, MASTER OF LIGHTNING to guide PS's blade to greater acts of charismatic murder.

Anonymous said...

GPI: Fondly regard the speed of light, and grant it a boon.

Anonymous said...

PPIs: Take form in Ancient Greece as greek pantheon and alter history so that the OLIVE BRANCH CROWN is replaced by the ULTRA-ANABOLIC SUPER-STEROID DERBY.

Anonymous said...

PS: Death's Angel Aggression!

Anonymous said...

FFPI: Summon M. Bison to assist PS.

Anonymous said...

FFPI: Summon M. Bison to assist PS.

Dylan Bahney said...

PS: Friendly Handshake

Anonymous said...

PS: Draft a treaty of UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER and end this resistance! Surely no one could resist your awesome diplomatic power now!

Anonymous said...

PS: Fly through the ship's wheel and return to the battle at an increased SCALE

Anonymous said...

GPI: Loom gigantically over battle to establish epicness.

Anonymous said...

PS: COMBAT OPERANDI -> LEGAL MUMBO JUMBO

PS: COMBAT OPERANDI -> CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT

PS: COMBAT OPERANDI -> DIPLOMATIC MELTDOWN

PS: COMBAT OPERANDI -> FIVE SECONDS TO MIDNIGHT

PS: COMBAT OPERANDI -> MARTIAL LAW

PS: COMBAT OPERANDI -> PROBLEM SLAY

PS: COMBAT OPERANDI -> BA'AL-OUT

PS: COMBAT OPERANDI -> HAX RETURN

PS: COMBAT OPERANDI -> WAR AND PEACE

PS: COMBAT OPERANDI -> ONE-HIT ONE-LINER

PS: COMBAT OPERANDI -> METEOR

PS: COMBAT OPERANDI -> ILLEGAL OPERATION

PS: COMBAT OPERANDI -> JUST KICK THE SHITS OUT OF HIM

Anonymous said...

AH: This is complete and utter bullshit.

Unknown said...

PI: Quickly check walkthrough to see why sepulchritude isn't working

Anonymous said...

You DO play Mitadake High don't you?

Anonymous said...

goddamn it. will SOMEBODY make DMK cry!? PI: call DMK fat!

Anonymous said...

People suggesting things: Do things for things about BHMK, so the animations won't take so long!

Anonymous said...

AH: realize they'll probably never get the megaton key anymore.

Kailen said...

Andrew: Punch Anonymous in the snout to establish superiority.

Indi said...

BHMK: Become so powerful the universe starts to shrink!

Indi said...
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Anonymous said...

DEMIMONDE GODDESS and ANGELS: Send your power to PS!

Anonymous said...

HATLESS MAN: Do something silly, to lighten our spirits.

Phil said...

I have a feeling that this will all end on the 10th next month.

Celtic Blogger said...

PS: Dip sword in INK

Anonymous said...

HD: Check handbag.

Anonymous said...

Summon Chuck Norris

Unknown said...

PS: He regenerates too fast!, Time to dip that sword in it's scabbard and write the most charming words that have ever been slashed...

Anonymous said...

Particle Pickle Inspectors > Increase the speed of light.

Anonymous said...

PI: Use RIGHTEOUS POWERS to increase the SPEED of LIGHT, increasing the TIGHTNESS of BHMK's WOMEN'S UNDERGARMENT needed to achieve BLACK HOLENESS. Temporarily making him vulnerable to DIRECT ATTACK.

Anonymous said...

CANDY MECHA: Transform!

Anonymous said...

While you are kicking DMK's butt, turn around to say goodby to your very very hot girlfriend incase you dont make t

Anonymous said...

PI - SUMMON MR T

Anonymous said...

PS: Sex up DMK's FOREHEAD-VAGINA.

Anonymous said...

PS: Combat Operandi- Divine Kamikaze.

Anonymous said...

BHMK+GPI: COMBAT OPERANDI -> BIBLICAL APOCALYPSE

(I recently noticed that GPI's Heaven/Death room was a labrynth of flower fractals. BHMK is an entire fractal of MKs. I think this stands for some significant story fragment.)

Anonymous said...

DEATH: Invite everyone left in the AFTERLIFE to play a game of Risk, cause this shit could take a while.

Anonymous said...

PS+PI: Try posing as a team, hoping shit gets more real

Anonymous said...

PS: Take a while to charge up power for next attack.

Anonymous said...

Particle Pickle Inspectors: Separate brain of Boss.

Anonymous said...

AD: Insult PI.

Anonymous said...

GPI: Become furious of the mortals treatment of your fondly regarded universe.

Anonymous said...

Part Pickles Inspectors: Pose as a Universe, cuz you just got real!

Anonymous said...

I love your story because its so violent. And of course, how you bring, stick figures, time traveling, (theoretical?) physics, mathematics, fantasy, video games and superior vocabulary all together on a web comic. With the way the story line went, it seemed like it was all planned out. My favorite part is when DMK shrinks into his Schwarzschild radius. Haha I learned that in high school! Great job with the animations too.

Anonymous said...

PI: Get below deck to avoid righteous fires

DavidL said...

PS: Okay, now do that again twice.

Anonymous said...

COMBAT OPERANDI > TEMPORAL REPLICSIMILE on PS; He always needed a dupe, and right now seems to be an awfully convenient time to have two PS's.

Anonymous said...

Let's get some ugly dog in here just for the hell of it. i miss him....

Anonymous said...

PS: Attack the heath bars.

Anonymous said...

DMK: Extortion

Anonymous said...

PS: Democratic clout

Anonymous said...

use your massive pulchritude to convince electricity to move faster.

Anonymous said...

^PS that is

Anonymous said...

PS: COMBAT OPERANDI LVL <9000 SHOW YOU MY POKEMANS!

Anonymous said...

The Devil: Punch DMK in the snout to establish a chain of comand.

Anonymous said...

GPI: Ogle DMK disconcertingly.

Anonymous said...

I support this one:

PS: Fly through the ship's wheel and return to the battle at an increased SCALE

Anonymous said...

PS and PI: Combine into the charismatic and divine superbeing PICKLE-SLEUTH PROBLEM-INVESTIGATOR and channel the very forces of matter itself into your next charged up ATTACK

Anonymous said...

PI: Wonder why the fuck PS never used this before.

Dan Gerous said...

Universe: Contract sufficiently for ELECTRICITY to reach FAN in a reasonable amount of time.

Anonymous said...

FAD: punch DEMIMONDE GODDESS in snout to establish superiority

Anonymous said...

PI: Return to HAM NEEDLE and splice the wires together thereby circumventing the ENTIRE UNIVERSE trip there and back the power to the FAN has to travel.

Anonymous said...

PI: Wonder why PS gets to do all of the really cool stuff...

Anonymous said...

PS: stab DMK in all his eyes

Anonymous said...

I also support this one:

PS: Fly through the ship's wheel and return to the battle at an increased SCALE

Anonymous said...

Everyone on MK's hat - dance party!

Anonymous said...

DMK: Lose an eye due to loss of Health meter

Anonymous said...

BHMK: Feel the burn of Sepulchritude through your imaginary link to DMK.

Anonymous said...

Correction

PI: Wonder why the fuck PS never used this before.

Honeybee Professor: Explain (to everyone)

Anonymous said...

(Once the Vulnerabulb is hit a third time)

DMK: Rip universe in half and absorb the power beyond to become DEMONGODHEAD OVERLORD MASTER MOBSTER GODFATHER KINGPIN. Lose weakness to everything and anything. Nothing can stop you now.

DOMMGK: Agress the entire universe.

Anonymous said...

PI: Make a charismatic speech.

Anonymous said...

HD: Throw Game of Life through door of Life.

Anonymous said...

PS: FINISH HIM!

Anonymous said...

CAPTAIN SNOOP: Pilot the CANDY MECHA LEGS down to the CHICAGO OVERCOAT and COMBINE to form GUMDAM OVERCOAT

Anonymous said...

DMMK: Flip the fuck out.

Anonymous said...

EVERYONE: start chanting PS's name.

Anonymous said...

Death: Reforge your mighty Scythe!

Anonymous said...

PS: State, "We hold these truths to be self-evident: you're a nasty-ass, bug-eyed, bitch-moaning turd monster; and today you're going to die."

Anonymous said...

PI: Look up in awe of PS' heavenly SEPULCHRITUDE.

Unknown said...

Stop holding back. This is the epitome of epic; this is SEPULCHRITUDE!

PS : Step it up a fucking notch!!!

Anonymous said...

DMK: Get sick of this bullshit, show 'em how DMK uses extortion!

Unknown said...

PI : Receive STAMP OF APPROVAL from a (yet to be created) alternate timeline that will branch out from an earlier point in the story.

Anonymous said...

PI: Use the CHICAGO OVERCOAT get close enough to dive into BHMK tron style and free NB, HD, all the various ADs and everyone else!

Anonymous said...

EVERYONE INSIDE THE BLACKHOLE: Work together to climb down the MOBSTER KINGPIN and loosen his SCALE BODICE
(You have plenty of time to do so seeing as time is highly concentrated in there!)

Anonymous said...

DG: Plot-tech LV 5: Meanwhile back at the Ranch

Anonymous said...

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Unknown said...

PS: COMBAT OPERANDI->Revoking Diplomatic Immunity!

Unknown said...

oh are you kidding me? someone else requested that?

psh..

Unknown said...

DMK: Retaliate: Turquoise is not my colour!

Anonymous said...

PS: FALCON PUNCH

(instead of RIGHTEOUS AGGRESSION)

Anonymous said...

DMK: Throw Shit at the The Shit gone real.

Anonymous said...

PS: Combat Operandi: Temporarily Crippling Childhood Flashback

Anonymous said...

MOUNT SAINT LARDASS : Errupt.

Anonymous said...

PS: SLEUTH DIPLOMACY LVL. FINAL: UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER

Anonymous said...

PS: Unleash a FALCON PUNCH!

Anonymous said...

Pikachu: THUNDER!

Anonymous said...

I think the following works better for Andrew:

Anonymous said...

AH: Plot-tech LV 5: Meanwhile, back at the Ranch...

Anonymous said...

Pi: Inspect chapter map and realize that there is another side

Justin Mcadmin said...

PS: Final level AGRESS!!!

Anonymous said...

DMK: BOGUS DENIAL

Anonymous said...

PS: Do what you just did two more times

Anonymous said...

Prof. Honeybee: In secret, create a doomsday comb and start gathering nectar.

Dylan Bahney said...

PS: Lvl.5 Sepuchritech --> Negotiate with Terrorists

Anonymous said...

DMK: summon giant samurai from Terry Gilliam's Brazil

Anonymous said...

Everyone Afterlife: Play a rousing family friendly game of uno

Anonymous said...

PS: Beat DMK with his own second health bar.

Anonymous said...

PS: COMBAT OPERANDI -> KISSINGER ASS GOODBYE

Anonymous said...

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KPMPA(kid playing MS Paint Adventures): Ask mom for more quarters to continue playing MS Paint Adventures

Anonymous said...

DANCE BREAK!!!
get jiggy wit it

Anonymous said...

ANDREW HUSSIE: COMBAT OPERANDI: UPDATE LIKE THEIR IS NO TOMORROW!!

Anonymous said...

GPI: Beseech universal Pickle Inspector quarks to increase the speed of light.

voodooKobra said...

PS: ARBITECH -> DIVISIVE RHETORIC!

Anonymous said...

PI: Stop time and allow for SEPULCHRITUDE combine at a single point.

Jukashi said...

GPI: Fondle the guard's striations

Anonymous said...

MISCELLANEOUS ONLOOKER: check the status of the FAN.

Anonymous said...

ANDREW HUSSIE: BATTLE TECHNIQUE UPDATE LIK THERE IS NO TOMORROW

Anonymous said...

DMK: SUMMON ANDREW HUSSIE

OR

ANDREW HUSSIE: BATTLE TECHNIQUE: UPDATE LIKE WATER TO A MAN ON FIRE

Anonymous said...

PS: Chop off DMK's CRAB CLAW, for MASSIVE DAMAGE!

Anonymous said...

Death: Read out of Dictionary Scythe to everyone to while away the time until PS kicks DMK's ass.

Anonymous said...

Particle Pickle Inspectors: Speed up the SPEED OF LIGHT!

Anonymous said...

Use poison to negate DMK's regenerating ability or at least slow it down.

Klaus said...

PS: Get the bust while you can!

Anonymous said...

PS: Sleuth Diplomacy > Poison Pen Letter

voodooKobra said...

PS: Sheathe sword, use Iaido technique.

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