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«Oldest ‹Older 8001 – 8200 of 11545 Newer› Newest»ZAD: Challenge Death to the game of UNDEATH
PS: AGRESS
PS: Attempt to attack DMK only to be blocked by his BRIER OF CRUELTY causing no direct damage to DMK at all
AD: Seriously, you hate this cutscene bullshit. Just mash start until you can skip this crap and you get to do something again.
PI: Summon Henry Clay
GPI: Fondly ride creation like a mechanical bull"
PI: Weep in awe of Sepulchritude's glorious radiance.
GPI: Loan deity power to freeze DMK who ripped the FOND CREATION
GPI: fondly regard SEPULCHRITUDE in the snout like a mechanical bull to establish superiority.
PS: flip out
PS: WAIT! NOT YET!
GPI: Fondly Regard SEPULCHRITUDE
PS: Eat CANDY CORN to slightly increase PULCHRITUDE, just in case.
PS: Wonder how the hell you grew wings.
PS:kick ass with great power.
PS: Strike an epic pose cause SHIT WON'T BE THIS REAL EVER AGAIN.
Pickle Universe Particles: Speed up that damned electric current to the fan already!
AD: Punch DEMIMONDE GODDESS in the snout to establish superiority.
Mount Saint Lardass: LVL. 666 ERUPTECH: ASSPLOSION
The Bee's implode from the sheer SEPULCHRITUDE of your SEPULCHRITUDE attack.
Bee's: Your SEPULCHRITUDE resistance is very low... in fact you dont have any you implode.
PI: Run your ass outta there!
PS> yell out the most legendery battle cry
PS > Continue SEPULCHRITUDE!
PI> spin that wheel like you've never spin it before to prevent DKM from putting up much resistence
PS: Touching speech followed by witty quip.
MM: Become enraged at Hippo Inspectors for leaving halfway through such a jolly game.
GPI: Fondly regard SEPULCHRITUDE TRANSFORMATION
PI: Punch DMK in the snout to prove superiority and badassedness
PS: Beat the living shit out of DMK with your sword-pro-quo.
(Anyone notice the squid on his sheathe? Almost as though the Ink could be useful)
PS: Quaff Ink of Squid Pro Quo! Quaff like you've never quaffed before!
PI: Conjure candy attack aircraft.
PS: Launch your personal charisma-powered starfighter, the Sleuth 1.
AD: Truffle Shuffle while riding MM like a mechanical bull.
Mount Saint Lardass: Erupt already.
PI: Fall to death.
(Seeing as how the Chicago Overcoat just distinergrated.)
DP+MH+CT: Commission EROTIC DANCE from HD, NB, and AD.
SPS: Build tension. This moment will be remembered as an epic one!
DS+MH+CT: Commission EROTIC DANCE from HD, NB, and AD.
(I'm not sure what character DP would stand for but I am quite certain a request for his or her interaction has never been submitted on this website.)
GPI: Ride creation like a mechanical bull.
Open desk draw for dependable bottle of whisky.
SHIT JUST GOT REAL
PS: Pose one last time cause shit ani't ever gunna get more real!
PS: Suddenly feel very silly for wearing a skirt.
Death: Once PS kills himself, let him out of the afterlife because he made shit real.
PS: Convince wings on your back to allow you to fly using your amazing Diplomacy stat!
PS: realize that you havent the faintest clue as to what sepulchritude actually does.
the green wind seems to be mocking you as you stand there awkwardly.
PI: Fill Honey Receptacle.
AD: Fill Honey Receptacle.
Professor Bee: Knock over PS's Suckle Receptacle.
PS: Lv.10,000 Sleuth Diplomacy: Fiat Justitia Ruat Caelum!
Falcon PAWNCH!
AH: At least one update today? Please? It can be filler!
PS: Dip TECTRIX OF THE ARBITOR into INK OF THE SQUID PRO QUO.
PS: Invoke the weasel king + Agress
Shoot safe
PS: STRIKE AT THE HEART OF THE BHMK
AD, BHMK, and everyone except PI + PS: gape in awe at the spectacle that is, SEPULCHRITUDE
PI: take a photo of yourself doing an awesome pose, slightly in front of PS, so as not to ruin SEPULCHRITUDE, because SHIT JUST GOT SO REAL that not even GOD can handle it!
GPI: stare away from SEPULCHRITUDE because not even YOU can handle it.
Demimonde Goddess: LEVEL 99 HEAVENTECH -> Choir of Angels
Death: Shed single inky black tear
Quickly retrieve arms from safe.
PS: Land already!
DMK: suddenly realize this was all a horrible mistake/ misunderstanding.
Devil: Prepare a space for DMK, especially after the recent turn of events
For the Love of God NEXT!
DMK: Agress! AGRESS FOR YOUR LIFE!
PI: imagine self your own pair of wings, then take a photo BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS REALER THEN THE FAN IT'S HITTING.
PS: AGRESS DMMK
PI: Go below deck, but still peek at PS.
Mount Saint Lardass: COMBAT OPERANDI -> RUMBLE SHUFFLE
PS: Pee on DMK
PS: Have a montage-like flashback of the events leading to your death.
PS: COMB RAVE -> PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
GPI:Ride fan like a Mechanical Bull
Andrew Hussie: END IT THERE. RIGHT THERE. SOPRANOS STYLE.
> Serenade the swamp wizard.
PS: See how ridiculose the skirt makes you look and remove it.
GPI: Comsume BHMK as the ultimate sacrifice for your creation.
Everyone: Shit Bricks.
DOMNIMOND GODDESS+COURTASAIN ANGELS: Destroy all the tiny BHMK drawstrings simultaneasly causing BHMK to explode, destroying the universe.
-GO BACK FEW TURNS-
EVERYONE ON BHMK: No wait screw that last suggestion, just go through BHMK's MASS CORSET and come out of MT. SAINT LARDASS normal size.
PI: Baste a turkey because why.
Mt. Saint Lardass:Erupt.
Shit just got so real that not even reality can be considered real anymore. Reality begins to fall apart at the seams
GPI: Fondle Regarding Elations
(not typos)
Guys. This is SEPULCHRITUDE. Just let it run its course.
NEXT.
DMK: Lvl. 99 MOBTECH -> SOUL EXTORTION
To steal PS's Sepulchritude, of course.
AH: QUIT STALLING AND GET ON WITH IT!
PI: Quote the great Henry Clay: "Of all the properties which belong to honorable men, not one is so highly prized as that of pulchritude."
giant death form of monster king pin: dodge.
DMK: EDUTIRHCLUPES!!
PS: Battle Technique: Hard-Boiled One-Liner
Then, SEPULCHRITUDE DMK in the snout to establish badassery.
PS: In other words, deliver the hardest, most thoroughly boiled line you can quickly! Before this unique chance is wasted!
AD and PI: Wish that you had awesome ultimate forms like PS.
Fans: Ruin Meme in the snout to establish stupidity.
Team Sleuth:Pose as a team for one last, final time. Because shit just got epic.
PI: Leave. Now.
PS: Agress DMK in a very hard-boiled manner.
PS: Unleash Combat Operandi lv 9: Unconditional Surrender!
Weasel Peasants: Flip the fuck out.
PS: Use your raging fires of charisma to gather the pulchritude of every life-form on the planet to perform HYPER COMB-RAVE FINISH: SYNERGISTIC SLASHER.
Clown Peasants: Realise that the pies are people.
I believe I can speak for everyone when I say it is now time for..
PS: Agress the hell out of DMK.
PS: Sit on the right-hand side of GPI in your new godly state.
PS: DIE!
AD: Unionize the COURTESAN ANGELS.
Meanwhile in the black hole...
PS: Gain inspiration for the next attack, and hardboiled one-liner by recalling the glorious battles thus far using MEMORY TECH: BADASS ENDGAME MONTAGE
PS: FINAL AGGRESSION (Again!)
AH: Update already!
AH: Fuck around with no updates just to piss everyone off.
GPI: Fondly regard filler comic.
We've gone really far think about this adventure with a CRAZY montage.
xyzzy
PI: SUICIMAGINATION
AD: SELF-VIMMOLATION
PS: THIS IS SEPULCRITUUUUUDE!! Sparta kick DMK
AH: COMBAT OPERANDI -> DON'T UPDATE
VIEWERS: IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
;-;
PS: Conjure a new Scythe for Death, I mean, it's only the polite thing to do.
Fans: Pester Andrew for updates despite Sepulchritude being an epic attack requiring epic animation.
I somewhat agree with Patrick, only, I think PI should be the one conjuring the scythe. A candy skythe.
Why thank you good sir, to be honest, I only said PS just because the focus is on him, but anyone can conjure the scythe for all I care. Death needs more respect! He is an omnipotent god of death, but he seems to be a footstool for almost every character in the game.
AH: Meanwhile, back in Jail Break . . .
DMK: Auto-parry!!!
NB: Play hopscotch on BHMK's head.
PS: Shout "THIS IS SPARTAAA!"
Ultimate slash of idiocratic Sepulchritude!
AH: Ignore reader complaints, take as much time as needed for Sepulchritude awesomeness.
PS: DOODLE on DMK's face with the well-inked TECTRIX OF THE ARBITOR.
Gentleman: Comment on happenings with vague upper-class colloquialisms, wot wot.
PS: suddenly remember that there's another component you need for Sepulchritude as your ultimate move fizzles.
PS: Ride DMK like mechanical bull.
PS: Wake up and realize you were knocked out after falling.
accidentally hit the reset button.
PS: Pose with TECTRIXCALIBUR, cause this shit is about to get medieval!
GPI: fondly regard devastation.
Professor Bee: Show Pro-Tips on SEPULCHRITUDE.
or
Professor Bee: Explain powers and consequences of unleashing SEPULCHRITUDE.
PS: COMBAT OPERANDI -> LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION
PS: [BATTLE MENU]
PS: Wipe of that blood from your sword before it starts to rust.
Start > Settings > Interface > Show onscreen sepulchritude gauge (toggle on). We need to know how much time we have left before this fierce avatar of asskicking fades!
AD & PI: Break the 4th wall.
Go postal on DMK's ass!
Unleash a can of whoopass that may never be equalled.
1000 Angels: Do a little dance.
PS: COMBAT OPERANDI -> TREATY OF VERSAILLES
wonder why there is a squid on the scabbard
PLAYER: #INPUT_CODE=&button"AABB"&START+SELECT%
PS: Use your newfound Sepulchritudinal power to convince DMK to kill himself
PS: Use your newfound Sepulchritudinal power to convince DMK to kill himself
Everyone: Strike a pose because SHIT JUST GOT SO REAL IT WILL NEVER BE REAL AGAIN
AH: Finish comic and post please.
PS: Use TECTRIXCALIBUR to cut a hole in reality, allowing various alternate PSs to join your battle!
PS: take out BHMK to free trapped comrades.
Bard Quest: Ask bog wizard where dragon is. Jangle codpiece imperiously.
>.>
Bard's Quest is still updatable, right?
PI: Realize that by increasing your PULCHRITUDE stat to its current near infinite level, you have drained your other stats, and drop Tectrixcalibur due to practically nonexistant VIM stat.
GPI: Fonly regard death a new scythe
PS: fashion self a codspiece
PS: THIS IS SPARTA!!!
PS -> COMBAT OPERANDI -> DIPLOMATIC IMPUNITY
gravity brassier: rip
BHMK: Combat Operandi->loop gravity
AH: Take a week off so that we don't get the battle at a chopped-up, agonizing pace.
PS: AGGRESS
Why haven't you updated, Andrew? You're killing me.
GRELL: Lv. 20 CRYTECH - RIVER OF TEARS
dance to show your awesomeness
Quick! Take a group photo because shits never been this real!
PS: AGGRESS more righteously!
Death: Die
PS: FUSE TECTRIXCALIBUR with CANDY CORN
Fill all empty suckle receptacles
PS: LITERATECH LVL.10 -> CODE OF THE GODS
PI: Write poetry about the ongoing battle.
Death: See if you can get a TV up in that joint.
PS: RIGHTEOUS EDICT: Deceleration of Physical Recovery
AD: ACE DIPULCHRITUDE
AD: Make bacon
PS: SEPULCHRITECH --> ARBITECTRIX: ARGUMENTUM AD HOMINEM
PS: Throw hat at DMK in disgust.
Those BTTF edits are fucking amazing.
PS: ZA WARUDO
Weasel Peasants: Flip the fuck out.
xyzzy
PS: INEQUITABLE AGRESSION
Clearly disgusted with the results of your RIGHTEOUS AGGRESSION you decide to let loose with something of a DARKER nature
PS: Use your astronomically high PULCHRITUDE stat persuade the ELECTRICAL WIRE Pickle Inspectors to STAND ASIDE.
electricity pickle inspectors: with nothing left between you and the end of the chord -- WARP AT AMAZING SPEED
Next: Fan Turns on.
All: Agress Mt. St. Lardass
AH: DIARRHEATECH Lvl 999: SHIT HITS THE FAN!
PS: Writeous Aggression
PS: LEGISLATECH: DRACONIAN BUREAUCRACY
PS: Use incredible speed to rush to Weasel Kings aid. Powerfully thrusting the sword into the mouth of the mountain, to fix the issue.
We've been through this before, cut to the chase!
Sepulchritech: A-Bomb Sleuth
weasel king: Retrieve arms from volcano
PS: AGGRESS FASTER!
AD: Make pact with Demimonde Goddess.
PS: Descending Opinion
PI: Steer the ship on a collision course with DMK.
Ink Of Squid Pro Quo: return all damage inflicted upon the team
PS: AGGRESS HARDER!
PS: LV. 25 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY: THINLY-VEILED THREAT TO INVADE
Demimonde Goddess and Angels: Rush through Death's door, out of the afterlife, go to Madame Muriel's studio, enter dollhouse, go through door to make yourselves big enough. Then, go to DMK and help PS.
The ink of squid pro quo is likely how much "ammo" PS has before it dies out.
PS: RIGHTEOUSLY STRIKE A BADDASS BATTLE POSE BECAUSE SHIT WILL NEVER BE MORE REAL THAN THIS!
PI: Create Realm of Imagination constituion.
PS: Take action against DMK for too fast energy recover, in disaccord with the Realm of Imagination constituion.
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