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«Oldest ‹Older 7801 – 8000 of 11545 Newer› Newest»PS: Your life flashes before your eyes in a montage of your whole journey that led to this point, which takes place in a second.
GPI: Fondly regard Sepulchritude.
Everyone: SHIT. JUST. GOT. REAL
Sepulchritude PS: Ride DMK like a mechanical bull.
PS: Charge headfirst into the mouth of DMK, slashing and hacking through teeth and whatever else may hinder your path. Upon entry, remove the CANDY CORN from your hat, for they contain the concentration of all that is sweet and good in this universe. Throw all but one down the throat of DMK, for those shall weaken him regardless of any new-found resistance to sugar. You shall consume the last one, and gain power beyond any thus far.
Using this power combined with SEPULCHIRITUDE, you unleash your final strike internally.
GPI: Pose as a deity, 'cause shit just got REAL!
And deal with that black hole, it is desecrating your creation
GPI: Fondly Fondle Crustacean
PS: Stop and realize that's stupid. Slash DMK with Tectrixcalibur anyway.
DMK: Vimking funeral
this is so BRUTALLL
Everybody: Pause because shit just got real... for the last time.
PS: Fly toward DMK shouting obscenities and being silly.
PI: Get the hell out of the way!
PS: AGGRESS
AH: Punch unimaginative command-suggesters in the snout to establish that you're not going to do any more goddamn "pose as a mechanical bull" commands, because shit just got obnoxiously repetitious.
PI: move CHICAGO OVERCOAT over to GPI, cause shit is going to finally get JAW-DROPINGLY REAL!
PS: Go AWOL
PS: Realize this getup is a little silly, and change back into your normal clothes.
PS: Agress valkyrie style!
GPI: Fondly regard transformation.
Next.
PI: Wrest your own IMAGINSEPULCHRITUDE from the Pickle Inspector-derived pickluminiferous aether.
PS: Realize that after drinking a pot of coffee and running around for the last who knows how long that you really, really, REALLY have to use the restroom.
"PS: AGGRESS
AH: Punch unimaginative command-suggesters in the snout to establish that you're not going to do any more goddamn "pose as a mechanical bull" commands, because shit just got obnoxiously repetitious."
Irony: CRIT anon for 9000 DAMAGE.
Everyone: Wipe away tears to establish sensitivity
PI: Shout at PS, telling him that he and everyone else on the CHICAGO OVERCOAT (which, including those inside BHMK's EVENT HORIZON, includes the entire cast) will die if he uses SEPULCHRITUDE.
PS: In a hard-boiled way, tell PI you are going to use it anyway.
GPI: Fondly regard determination.
DMK: Auto parry - lvl 13 cockblock. Instantly and completely nullify sepulchritude, adding +100 to readers VEXATION statistic.
PS: HOLYTECH: Lv. 241 DEVINE LIGHT BARRIER
PS: SPINTECH: Lv. 386 GREAT SHINING SPIN ATTACK
EVERYONE: Shield your eyes from the The resplendent light of divine PULCHRITUDE emanating from PS.
Captain Snoop Bust: Shed a tear as your admirer sacrifices himself to save your universe
PS: Combat Operandi --> Matrices of the Arbitor's Blade
GPI: Fondly regard mechanical bull in the snout to establish sensitivity.
HD + NB: Start another story chain that will delay Sepulchritude for another 30 or so frames.
PS: pause to piss on DMK
PS: NIBELUNG VALESTI oh wait, wrong game...
BHMK: Use your tremendous gravity to seperate the part-pickles that make up the Tectrixcalibur. Also, flip off PS as you do so.
DMK: Duck.
PS: Cliffhanger of biblical proportions.
NB + HD: Vividly remember the destruction of DMK, as witnessed upon crossing the event horizon.
PS+PI: Consolidate mannercite shards
PI: Ride ship's wheel like a mechanical bull while it goes insane from the pure amount of awesome emitting from PS.
PS: Shout "I'm going to kill the wabbit!"
AH: Design a shirt that shows the mighty power of sepulchritude.
GPI: Fondly Regard The Sensations
Pose as a team because SHIT JUST HIT THE ULTIMATE PEAK OF REAL
PS: Combat Operandi >Sleuth Diplomacy> Cut a Deal
You proceed to cut a great deal of DMK's flesh into pieces in what is perhaps the single most hard-boiled fashion you can conceive. You really must remember to pose as a team because there is no doubt that shit is alarmingly real at this moment
Quickly retrieve arms from--
Holy fuck, I think I might have missed something.
PS: Don't forget your one-liner!
DMK: Oh shit.
PS: Transform in a more hard-boiled manner.
PS:Aggress DMK!
PS: time for the ULTIMATE SACRIFICE! USE IIIIITTT!!
Fans: Start suggesting ideas for the next adventure!
AH: Start up Bard Quest again!
(Also does HTML/CSS work in these comments?)
AH: Start another adventure; something superhero themed.
AH: Start another adventure; something post apocalyptic themed.
AH: Start another adventure; something zombie themed!
Pause - Screenshot
Oh no! An unexpected POWER OUTAGE! I hope you've SAVED recently!
PI: RAMMING SPEED!
PI: COMBAT OPERANDI > ENVIOUS COPY CAT
PS: Aggress!
Weasel Warrior: ESCAPETECH -> LV. 20 WEASEL-KING RADIATION
PS: Dismiss SEPULCHRITUDE.
Current Status on the Fan?
AD: Rub Ukelele then tell genie you wish for every day to be Christmas!
PS: Renzokuken!
PI: Turn wheel to move the Black-hole's time vortex towards the electric cable.
PS: Make mashed potatos.
PS: It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
PS: Sparta kick!
PS: Rain SEPULCHRITUDE down on your enemy in a hardboiled fashion.
PS: Agress DMK and deal a whole Health Bar damage, regrettably the damage is immediantly repaired through DMKs enormous regeneration and Sepulchritude ends :)
PS: Deliver a hard-boiled line to end all hard-boiled lines. ]=<
DMK: Fondly regard Destruction
PI: Ride PS like a mechanical bull.
PS: Focus all your energy into the tip of TECTRIXCALIBUR.
PS: Jump into the air dramaticaly. This is it!
It's beautiful.
PS: Gaze into a mirror and become transfixed by your own monstrous pulchritude.
DMK: OH FUCK
PS: Strike a pose, because shit just got epic
Cue the Ominous Latin Choir and pipe organ, 'cause shit just got EPIC.
PI: Fidget with the steering wheel to get a feel for the ship's controls.
Sepulchritudified PS: Kick some demon ass.
Strike a pose, 'cause shit's never been realer!
Create awesome T-Shirt design from image of Divine Arbiter, and then unleash some Pulchritudinal Fury
you know what fuck this shit.
PS: ascend to god head and fight gpi
PS: Aggress DMK.
PI: Watch in silent awe.
PS: Aggress DMK in the snout to establish superiority
PS: DIPLOMACY -> LV. RIDICULUM MUSTACHIOED VISAGE!
just a reminder:
PS can't use Sleugh Diplomacy anymore since he doesn't have his keys anymore!
Next.
Pause>Options>New Game
PS: Realize that this move is not hard-boiled enough!
OR
SEPULCHRITUDE inevitably EPIC FAILS.
OR
PS: Say awesome catch phrase.
OR
< Budget not enough to animate SEPULCRITUDE >
OR
< Your display is unable to view the awesomeness of SEPULCHRITUDE >
PS: Clearly display that you have 2 wings before sephiroth bishy fanboys start cumming in their pants.
oh, and:
PS: get medieval on DMK's ass.
PS: Rain an infinite amount of HOT GOTH GIRL'S onto DMK.
-NEXT-
DMK: The HOT GOTH GIRL'S max out your ERECTION GUAGE and your VURNERALBULB comes out.
VURNERALBULB: Produce 10,000SEMINAL GAURDS to create a regenerating barrier.
PS: Pose, because shit hasn't been more real then this.
PS: Change into something more hard-boiled. But please keep the hat and wings.
PS: Get ye flashback.
My God that FAN better do something.
ALL: pose, cause shit just got SURREAL!
Choir of Angels: Begin eerily chanting, 'cause shit just got epic
My god. He actually does it.
PS: Oh man, this is gonna be so... Is that a kitten puzzle over there??
FINISH HIM!
PS: Combat Operandi: Destroy Universe
"just a reminder:
PS can't use Sleugh Diplomacy anymore since he doesn't have his keys anymore!"
Bullshit! Need I remind you of his Lvl 10 Sleuth Diplomacy: Ceasefire? PS don't need no stinkin' keys to kick ass!
Fan Report
Fan + Volcano = Torcano!
PS: Intermittent connection problems.
PI + AD : Provide temporary cover for PS by attempting to give all the MKs more ogling than they can handle with with LVL37 DISTRACTTECH: The Good Pickle, Bad Dick Routine.
PI: Weep at this amazing display
PS: Don't forget the hard-boiled one-liner
PS: Fly to FAN, and, using electrical engineering skills, splice in your EXTENSION CORD, then power FAN with BATTERY PACK.
DMK: dodge.
PI: Watch in Awe.
PS: Tickle DMK's nose with your wings to induce sneezing. That was what this whole sepulchritude thing was for, right?
PS: Use TECTRIXCALIBUR with the BOTTLE OF SQUID INK QUID PRO QUO to write a nasty eviction notice for DMK. That should get rid of him.
PS: FOR THE MOTHERLAND!
PS: Dip TECTRIX OF THE ARBITOR into INK OF SQUID PRO QUO.
PS: LV. 99 SCRIBETECH -> THE PEN IS MIGHTIER
GPI: Fondly regard annihilation.
PS: take a moment for a pose, because, indeed, shit just got real again.
HD:use your knowledge of everything that will ever happen to escape from the black hole
PS: Don't forget to load the tetrixcalibur with the Ink of SPQ. (PI: Recall the faq from chapter 9!) Don't want to be running out of sword... ammo... right?
PS: bless PI and AD with your powers, giving them CANDY CORN VORPAL SWORDS, then poe as a team because ITS TIME TO END THIS!!!
PS: summon Jabberwock
Shit: Get real.
PS: fly the GPI and request that he increases the speed of light. then use LVL99 POSETECH: SHIT JUST GOT REAL
PI: Enter the trapdoor of the Chicago Overcoat.
PS: Use powers to save the Snoop Bust
PS: Charm Dames before unleashing your kamikaze attack.
PS: Become a scion of ultimate charismatic power in a more silly manner.
NB+HD: Descend from BHMK's hat.
Next: NB+HD: Cut cords of BHMK's corset.
Next: Demimonde Goddess: Rescue everyone from BHMK's weakened gravity field.
Clown Bard: Slap Hog Cleric's rump to establish camaraderie.
The sword is already dipped in the ink. Didn't you notice the scabbard?
*sigh*
PS: Realize that your sword couldn't have been pulled out of the scabbard due to its shape
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
DMK: Take insignificant damage.
PI: Look on in awe.
DMK: Auto-parry.
AUTO-BUNGLE
PS: Absorb the spirit of Henry Clay
Angels: Grab anyone and take them through DEATH'S DOOR, and fly as high as you can out of the AFTERLIFE!
Angels: Grab anyone and take them through DEATH'S DOOR, and fly as high as you can out of the AFTERLIFE!
PI: take out camera
PS: pose epically cause shit just hit the top of the real scale
PS: Think back to a simpler time, when all you wanted was to leave your office... Then Slay the Beast!
POSE AS A TEAM BECAUSE SHIT IS MORE REAL THAN IT HAS EVER BEEN BEFORE.
PS screams: I'm an indestructible Master of War!
PI: Wake up from coma.
Everyone: Pose as a web comic, 'cause shit just got UNBELIEVABLY real.
PS > Combat Operandi > Mess Shit up
PS: FINISH HIM (FATALITY!)
take the gun and shoot your self in the head.
NO! NOT YET!! NOT SEPULCHRITUDE!!
...Kidding
PS: Just write that treaty already!
GPI: Fondly regard PS's SEPULCHRITUDE.
GPI: Shed tear of pure liquid beauty
PS: LV. 25 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY: SUPREME COURT APPEALMENT
(effect: return from the dead)
PI: Remove hat in awe.
Everyone: Shit as a team, 'cuz pose just got REAL.
Enter the caves of Harold
Greet the swamp wizard
PI Report
PS: Now that you've taken to the max, then pushed it to the limit... it is time to go into THE DANGERZONE!
PS: Blow shit up.
AD: Regurgitate key that you swallowed with your candy corn vampire disguise over 1000 comics ago.
FAD: Utilize Lvl. 99 Gardentech to clear up those pesky briers!
Death: Attempt to round people up to pose as a team (because shit just got real), but fail due to your inept social skills.
PS: kindly ask DMK to surrender (or simile)
PS: Unleash a mighty blow of Divine PULCHRITUDE to "Get all up in" DMK's face
PS: LV 9001 SEPULCHRITECH -> THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
EVERYONE: Disappear, except for GPI.
PI: Montage about how far you've come in this quest
PS: Display STAT METERS to gauge the amount of PULCHRITUDE currently possessed.
PS: Get ye flashback.
(Y'know, to when shit was less real. Montage-like.)
PS: Slice DMK
DMK: Soil self in horror.
heros: address the situation of mt saint lardass
PS: Level 20000 Sleuth Diplomacy: Angelic Ascendancy
PS: Power up for at least 2-3 pages in a seemingly important, though ultimately useless manner.
PS: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> LEVEL 9,999,999 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY: VETO
BATHEARST: EUROPETECH -> LV. 1 Final Countdown
All:Do stuff.
DMMK: Get sucked into the black hole, and merge with Black Hole Mobster Kingpin to form.... Gyiyg Kingpin (otherwise known as Giygas Kingpin.)
NB+HD: Fuck the brains out of Andrew Hussie, because he is a genius and a total badass. And he is amazing.
For those who haven't noticed: the Ink of Squid Pro Quo has become the Tectrixcalibur's scabbard. You can see the squid on it in the latest page.
AH: Create WALLPAPER showcasing SEPULCHRITUDE's glory
PS: HOLY BATTLE TECHTRIX OMEGA: DIES IRAE
DMK: This is complete horseshit. Throw down your hat in disgust and ride it like a mechanical bull.
GPI: Fondly regard SEPULCHRITUDE
GPI: Fondly regard SHIT GETTING MORE REAL THAN EVER BEFORE.
PS: AGGRESS!
PS: Dynamic Stance because shit just got epic!
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE BATTLE TECHNIQUE --> LV. 9999 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY: REDUCTIO AD ABSURDUM
Everyone: Stare in awe as shit is no longer real
PS: Shit just got hardboiled. Combat Operandi SEPULCHRITUDE!
PS: Absorb the soul of Henry Clay
Oh, whoopse, didn't see the update actually has that *smack*
PI: Attempt to use harmless object as weapon
PS: Pose with DMK in an epic good vs evil clash scene because SHIT JUST GOT REAL AGAIN!
I go with what I said last time instead ><
Random bar patron: Appreciate George Washington's birthday.
ZAD+FAD: Throw Mardi Gras beads out to crowd of angels.
Elf hero: Cry
PI: Summon Goggles of Excessive Ogling
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