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PS: unconditional surrender!
hey guys i think maybe we should try sepulchritude
Fan Status?
PS: COMB RAVE: TACKLE
PI: Steer ship into DMK's face.
PS: COMB RAVE-> SEPULCHRITUDE
PS: LV. X SWORD TECH -> LASER SWORD ATTACK
PS: Comb Rave: Problem Solved
PS: Prepare for shit getting real
PS: Final Rave-> SEPULCHRITUDE!!!!
PS: comb fucking rave
Meanwhile, for the purpose of suspense...
PI: Use LV 51 POLITE REQUEST: HESITANT INQUIRY to ask PS for clarification on the blast radius of his final rave.
PS: Did I hear someone say...SEPULCHRITUDE??!!
PS: Give me an S
Give me an E
Give me a P
Give me a... ULCHRITUDE
It is time... again...
PS: COMBAT OPERANDI -> Lv.9 UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER!
PS: Chop the pointy mast so it stabs whichever-MK-this-is in the eye! Save Sepulchritude for the after-party!
S-E-P-U-L-C-H-R-I-T-U-D-E !
!!
!
!
Wait, wait, wait. We're actually doing this now? I'm still a bit skeptical that this is actually going to happen.
Which reminds me, there was a really good explanation of why PS needs a COMB RAVE for SEPULCHRITUDE, which is clearly a COMBAT OPERANDI (like SLEUTH DIPLOMACY, which didn't need one), but I can't seem to find it anymore.
And then Fiesta Ace Dick suffers a heart attack from high blood pressure.
SEEEPUUUULLCHHHRIIITUUUUDDDEE!!
PI: Shed a tear for your Captain.
Ya know, no one ever said that a COMB RAVE had to be used at the moment a SUCKLE RECEPTICLE was filled.
...Wait, why the hell am I giving Hussie ways to delay SEPULCHRITUDE? JUST DO IT ALREADY!
PI: Reload SEXTANT with CANDY CORN
PS: PILCHARDTRUDE
PS: Kill yourself, so you may exit death's door in the afterlife and use all the angels to boost your COMB RAVE -> SEPULCHRITUDE!
PS: It's time.
SEPULCHRITUDE!
PS: Tell DMK it is over. Offer him one last chance to surrender.
Team: Pose as a team one last time, because this shit is about to get REALLY serious.
PS: SEPUL-Oh wait, let's kindly ask PI to get out of the way. Manners first.
PS: COMB RAVE-> PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
PS: Check your Dire Animadversion gauge.
PS: For the love of GPI, and all that is holy, SEPULCHRITUDE!
Player: Realise you must have been playing for days to get this far, and quit for some sleep.
AD: Inform DMK that he better take up poultry farming, as his goose is cooked, see?
PS: Oh look, a penny!
PI: Try to talk sense into PS. He's going to do it!
Remember he is your enemy and attempt to pee on him instead.
PS: Combine INK OF SQUID PRO QUO and TECTRIXCALIBUR to form MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
PS: SEPUL-COMB-RITUDE!
PS:COMB RAVE: GALLOWS HUMOR!
PS: COMB RAVE TRIPLIX PART 1: BREAK THE ICE.
PS: One last pose with your team, cause shit will be getting so real in the next couple minutes.
Everyone except PS: Dramatically gasp at Problem Sleuth's final maneuver.
GPI: Begin to weep at the beauty of the Full Suckle Porringer.
SEPULCHRITUDE!
PS: sharpen Tectrixcalibur, and call out the noise...
SEPULCERATUUUUUUUUUUU~DE
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE THAT SHIT!
PI: Shift the universe so that DMMK's event horizon approaches the end of the fan cord, bending time and space so that the fan can finally start.
PI: Tell PS that there's one more, previously unmentioned, convoluted thing he has to do before he can use SEPULCHRITUDE.
PS: Punch PI and use SEPULCHIRITUDE anyway.
PS: SEPUL-
Andrew Hussie: Shift the scene to HD and NB.
PS: Fizzle out anticlimaticly.
DMK: Laugh at PS, leaving yourself exposed for a sword in the eye.
PS: Do something that's not SEPULCHIRITUDE.
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE!
PS: Use SEPULCHIRITUDE, killing you, DMK, and BHMK all in one shot.
Everyone: Cry over the loss of PS.
PS: Walk out of DEATH's office and ask what you missed.
Something I'd like to point out:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sepulchritude
Everyone: Stall so Problem Sleuth does not end.
PS: Tell PI to get out of the blast radius in a very hard-boiled, bad-ass manner.
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE!!
oh god oh god oh god i think i'm going to SEPULCHTRI...
>status
Strike a kickass pact with AD and PI before commencing your final attack.
PS: COMB RAVE--ANTIGRAVITY
PS: COMBAT OPERANDI-- Level 91 SLEUGH DIPLOMACY: HOSTAGE NEGOTIATIONS
PS: POP! Everything back to normal!
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE!
PS: Bad-ass final speech
GPI: Fondly regard oration
PS: Yell out "I AM SICK OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING BOSS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING GAME" like Samuel L Jackson in "Snakes on a Plane" then yell out "SEPULCHRITUDE YOUR MOTHER FUCKING ASS!"
PPPFPFPFFFPFPFFPI: Get all of your PFPFPPFPPFPPPFPF... to make themselves into sniper rifle bullets or epic weapon and kick some ass
PS: Poke DMK
Bladder Check?
Wasp Professor: Prostate thyself before comb of the saviour.
Status report!
PS, PI, and AD: Use all your powers to summon... Captain Imagination? what the hell?
Death: Ride DMK like a mechanical bull
PS: dip sword in ink to active
Comb Rave: List of Complaints.
PI:prepare to strike the final part of the last boss.
PS: Comb Rave--->Charisma of 1000 Celebrities
PS: COMBAT OPERANDI: SEPULCHRITUDE
-NEXT-
PS: The SEPULCHRITUDE attack consists of PS making a deal with THE DEVIL that would allow him to control THE DEVIL'S CARISMATIC ARMY for 6 turns, but in order to command them he must give THE DEVIL his IMMORTAL SOUL and must be cast to THE BOWEL'S OF HELL armed only with his CANDY CORN and his TETRICALIBUR as soon as his turns are up!
And that's why this attack is a last minute resort.
PI: Ogle in amazement at the development.
PS: Hold off on using that final Comb Rave for now. Dip Tectrixcalibur into Ink of Squid Pro Quo.
Then rape DMK's face. Figuratively speaking, of course.
PI: SHIT JUST GOT REAL so...Naval Operandi - Ramming Speed!
PI: Turn the universe to an appropriate angle for an epic boss scene.
Character Inventory check.
PS: Sepulchritude!!... Please?
Wait! Don't do it!
GPI: Fondly regard cryptogamian.
PS: Final Rave -> Sepulchritude!
SP: FINAL COMB RAVE SLEUTH DIPLOMACY!
AD: Punch Death in the snout to allow you to leave and retrieve unguarded MEGATON KEY
PI + SP + AD + FAD: Realize the Megaton Key has been left unguarded in MK's office
PI: Looks like were gonna have to jump!
i wonder if this adventure will be finished, bards quest and jail break just stopped. maybe he'll go back to one of the others?
PI: Go get a snicker snack.
PS: Comb Rave: Summon Weasel King
Next
Weasel King: Royally Flip the Fuck Out
PS: COMBAT OPERANDI > SEPHULCHRITUDE
PS->Final COMB RAVE-> Sepulchritude
duh.
PS: COMBAT OPERANDI -> THE GUN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
PS+PI: Toss PI the TECTRIXCALIBUR and jam it into the center of the wheel.
Combat Operandi -> SEPULCHRITUDE
followed by
FINAL RAVE -> OMEGA SEPULCHRITUDE
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE.
PS: Shit is about to get more real then reality can even handle!
PS: COMB RAVE TRIPLEX PART 1: BREAK THE ICE!
PS: COMB RAVE TRIPLEX PART 2: CUT TO THE CHASE!
PS: COMB RAVE TRIPLEX PART 3: SEALING THE DEAL!
Everyone-PS: Brace for epic
PS: EXEPEND REMAINING COMPONENTS AND COMB RAVE > SEPULCHRITUDE ALREADY JESUS
Honeybees: Pour PS's suckle receptacle into Mount Saint Lardass in order to squeeze two more chapters out of this adventure
PS: Apply ink to TECTRIXCALIBUR.
PS should totally look like a greaser with a flick knife when he enters supulchritude.
HONEYBEE PROFFESSOR: QUICKLEY, STEAL THE HONEY!
Inventory Report.
suck a cock
uuiiooioioooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppplllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
No going back.
PS: FINAL COMB RAVE-> SEPULCHRITUDE
Give bottle of SQUID INK PRO QUO to PI and reload the CAPTAINS SEXTANT.
Shit: Get as real as you can possibly be, because you're on center stage.
SEPULCHRITUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!!!
PS: Epic pose with TECTRIXCALIBUR and INK OF SQUID PRO QUO, because shit is about the get the realist.
PS: Z-Target the mast
PS: Use spin attack
PS: Ride mast like mechanical bull
PS: Take a moment to reflect on the severely unlikely series of events that has brought you to this point. It's been a long night.
No!!! Don't kill off PS before you get to Chapter 21!
Isn't it obvious?
Final Rave > SEPULCHRITUDE
PS: For the love of GPI, and all that is holy, SEPULCHRITUDE!
final rave:become GHPS : godhead promble slueth
BHMK: Ride DMK like a mechanical bull.
PS: Final Rave - Tetrixcalibur & Ink of Squid Pro Quo- Fractocalypse
PS: Pose, because after this there won't be anything left to pose for.
PS: hardboiled finale
Volcano: Just go off allready
PI:Go to the doll house with an unfathomabol urge to drink honey
PS: Comb Rave -> SEPULCHRITUDE!
PS: THE HEAVENS CALL! IT IS TIME.
PS: Forget about the pose, things are way too unreal for that right now. Just go for it!
PS: Luminaire!
I figure you've been getting flooded with enough Sepulchritude requests, so I thought I would mix it up.
PS: DO IT
PS: Pause for a moment while you try to remember the name of your final attack... "Felch the dude" was it? Or was that an article from Hunk Rump? You can't remember...
PS: Comb Rave: Summon Anonymous
Anonymous: Pose! This shit got so real that it became imaginary!
Anonymous: Zerg Rush DMK's fat ass
WS: flip the fuck out!
WK: flip the fuck out!
PS: GAMBIT SCHEMA > FINAL COMB RAVE > SEPULCHRITUDE!
Weasel King: Flip the fuck out!
Next: while flipping the fuck out, he knocks his IMPERIAL GAZING WAND over
Weasel King: Pick up IMPERIAL GAZING WAND
Next: He weilds his machine gun.
Everyone start voting on the top wanted
the top wanted is:
1) PS: Sepulchri-Fucking-Tude!
2) PS: Unconditional Surrender
3) PS: Dip Sword into Ink
4) Status Check
5) Die FAD
6) Pose becuz this shit got Real
Interesting choices are:
I1) Bladder Check?
I2) PS: Summon Anonymous
I3) PI: Go Into Dollhouse and Drink Honey
I4) PS: Ram Boat into DMK's Face
I5) PS: Become GPS (Godhead Problem slueth) or (Geographic Positioning System)
VOTE FOR YOUR OUTCOME WITH 1-6 OR I1-I5
PI: watch in awe
PS: Deliver the most hard boiled one liner of your life as you prepare to unleash your final attack.
"Game over Kingpin..."
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG-
I don't mean to be mean but,
-we told you so-. Sepulchrituuuuude!
Oh, I love this!
PEOPLE ON THE HAT: Try to pile up in order to see where you are.
PS: Have a Hard-boiled Flashback Before Your Ultimate Attack Utterly Destroys You
PS: WAIT! Victory dance before you Sepulch your Ritude. THEN continue.
PS: Where is Navi? This isn't a Legend of PS without a fairy!
PS: Kick some DMK ass!
Fan Report.
PS: don't forget to deliver your one liner;
"Time to bowl over this Kingpin."
DMK: Redevelop your EMOTIONS, and cry, because you're about to die.
PS: AGRESS!!!!!!!
PS: It's time to kick ass and chew gum...AND YOU'RE ALL OUT OF GUM!!! Don't forget your hard-boiled one-liner!
PI: Gaze in awe
Death: Conjure jumbotron so everyone can witness the amazing sight, and shed another tear of BLACK LIQUID SORROW at the glory.
PS: Fuck Sepulchritude! FALCON PUUUUNCH!!
I wonder what people are going to suggest repeatedly now that I finally used Sepulchritude.
I guess they can always fall back on riding things like a mechanical bull.
PS: Wield INK OF SQUID PRO QUO.
AD: Remember that everyone forgot about the MEGATON KEY.
PS: Dual-Ultima!
DMK: Comb-Nullify!
Not really much left to say...
Oh, Andrew. That one's easy.
PS: Lv. 2 SEPULCHRITUDE
Looks like I was wrong with my earlier rant. I apologize.
PS: Show DMK how REAL SHIT JUST GOT.
PI: Ogle the righteous fires of charisma with awe.
PS: Pose for everyone who wants a kickass buddy icon
Snoop Bust: Block attack
Readers of MSPA: Jump for joy and scream like teenage girls over the epicness of SEPULCHRITUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and
AH: NEXT!!!!!
PS: AGRESS like there is no tomorrow... wait you don't have a tomorrow!
GPI: Sleuth? Sleuth?! SLEUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS: Bathe DMK in the righteous fires of charisma, making sure to scrub behind the ears.
Everybody on BHMK's head: Get the hell back through Death's door, because shit just got really goddamn real.
PS: Stand still, silently, whilst striking a deep and powerful pose. Make sure your hat's brim covers your eyes, to show how serious you are, and to show just how many immense levels of emotion are coursing through your veins.
i just had a nerdgasm
PS: Change back into your normal clothes because the green breezes around your nether-regions are disturbing you somewhat.
PI: Pose alone, shit just got more real than it has ever been....ever.
GPI: Fondly regard domination.
PS: Pose with DMK in an epic good vs evil pose because SHIT JUST GOT REAL AGAIN!
PS: Pose with DMK in an epic good vs evil clash scene because SHIT JUST GOT REAL AGAIN!
-fixed the wording a bit-
PS: Deliver one final hard-boiled line for the ages.
PS: FUCK SOME SHIT UP, BECAUSE THIS IS AS REAL AS SHIT GETS
PS:ULTIMATE AGRESSION
PS: POSE alone because Shit has never been nor will it ever reach the zenith of realness that we are at now.
Now, show DMK that the (FEATHER)PEN is truly mightier than the SWORD.
PS: Summon COURTESAN ANGELS.
Death: Upgrade security in the afterlife and pick out a nice game for PS and DMK.
NB & HD: Loosen BHMK's corset before he sucks in the entire universe.
Hatless man: Break through glass with fist to unlock door.
Next
PS: Tail Whip!
FINAL RAVE MK II -> OMEGA SEPULCHRITUDE
Damn it... Alright I can roll with these punches.
PS: Play a montage in your mind's eye whilst a single tear is consumed by the Righteous Fires of Charisma.
or more generally.
PS: EPIC MONTAGE!
DMK: I am not to die. You die!
PS: SepulchriTUUUUUUUDE!!!!!
PI: Problem Sleuth!
DMK: Nnnyaaaaaaagghh!!!!
CREATION EXPLODES.
holy cow. shit really did just get real.
PS: Realize you're wearing a skirt and blush
PS: Fuck DMK's day up
PS: Realize that SEPULCHRITUDE is an adjective used to describe a hot goth girl.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sepulchritude
PS: RUIN DMK'S SHIT.
Death: find lock for door.
Everyone: Pick an Angel, and go into DEATH'S DOOR. As the AFTERLIFE is a flower of GPI's, you can fly out of the blackhole that way!
I never thought I'd live to see this day... It is more beautiful than I imagined... *sniff*
NEXT: Ha, just kidding! Fooled you! You fell for it! Sucka!
or
NEXT: Pause
PS: Pose as a team, because shit just got real... one final time...
Death: Mourn loss of Sleuth.
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