Wednesday, December 17, 2008
The MS Paint Adventures Suggestion Box
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PS: BATTLE TECHNIQUE > GAMBIT > UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER
Death: Give MM a stern talking on who is in control of the underworld.
FPI: Conjure Rock Candy Scythe for death.
Death: Suggest a game of SORRY instead.
MM: Ride Death like a mechanical bull.
PS: Turn the wheel 90 degrees to make it 3:15, far past everyone's bed time, POWER NAP!
DMK: Realizing that your attack may have helped the protaganists, throw down your hat in disgust.
Death: Get tired of people pushing you around in your own realm. Bring the noise.
GPI: Fondle Creation regardingly
GPI: Assume mortal form to redeem the sins of mankind.
PS: CHRISTMAS OPERANDI -> TWELVE DAYS OF PAIN
FAD: CHRISTMAS OPERANDI -> FELIZ NAVIDAD
DMK: Sell your soul to Santa.
FPPI: CHRISTMAS OPERANDI -> GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE-PAST
ZAD: Whisper into the ear of Pickle Inspector to rouse emotions of DMK.
PS: Turn the steering wheel a hard left to reverse time.
Death: The sword slides into the barrel, propelling pop-up-pirate into MM's face. Wait, what?
Death: Ride MM like a mechanical bull!
(or MM: Ride Death like a mechanical bull! That'll teach him for criticizing your voluptuous figure!)
DEATH: Slap MM at backhanded reference to your brittleness.
PS: See what happens when you turn wheel, because nothing bad can ever happen to you again, right?
Death: Assert your authority as ruler of the Otherworld, you spineless wimp!
Madam Muriel: Call Death's mother and tell her how rude death is!
PS: CHRISTMAS OPERANDI -> POLITICAL CORRECTNESS -> HAPPY HOLIDAYS
Death & MM: dance this grim fandango.
HD, look under stairs
AD: Wonder why HD gets all the cool attacks and combos
AD: Enjoy wife more.
FAD: Return to PI's office and take a swig of the hot sauce for a power boost.
FAD: COMBAT OPERANDI -> IRRESISTIBLE FORCE
PI: CHRISTMAS OPERANDI: JINGLE BELL ROCK
AD: CHRISTMAS OPERANDI: GO CAROLING WITH FAMILY
PS: Make a copy of yourself so you don't feel left out.
Death: Slap back and send the fat whore to hell.
MM: Ride Death like a mechanical bull.
MK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> IMMOVABLE OBJECT
MK: BATTLE MENU
PI: Conjuer FRANKENSTINE POWER BOOSTED GUMMY BEAR I.E.D
AD: Tip your hat to the new constitution, and get capped by SURLY THUGS
FAD: Shoot yourself in the foot.
Got another one.
MK: Pull on the MASS DRAWSTRINGS too tightly. Turn into a BLACK HOLE.
PI: CHRISTMAS OPERANDI > JINGLE BELL ROCK CANDY
PS: CHRISTMAS OPERANDI > NAUGHTY LIST
DMK: CHRISTMAS OPERANDI > LUMPS OF COAL
PS: Query vitality of DMK.
AD: Wonder what happened to your WIG.
PS: Punch ZAD in the face.
Death: Send MM to the Underworld of the Underworld
PS: Examine the ship for any misltoe.
PS: Take CRONOSCOPE OF AXIAL CONJUGATION.
NB: Take sunglasses and slap a whore to establish superiority.
isn't the clock face on the wheel's viewpoint the wrong way around?
PS: grab scope from the wheel and attach to sniper rifle.
Death:Combat Operandi: Pimp Hand Scythe! Slappa Bitch!
PS: Assert your authority as party leader and commence the shouting!
MC: Your time has come!
PS: Take a jump to the left, then a step to the ri-i-i-i-ight.
PS: Freak the fuck out.
PS: Spin STEERING WHEEL without any regard for consequences.
PFPI: Ogle DMK until he implodes with distraughtness.
PS: Utilize the The CRONOSCOPE OF AXIAL CONJUGATION for a new Sleuth Technique: "Here's Lookin' at you, Kid!"
Find way to make CRONOSCOPE OF AXIAL CONJUGATION small and fit to the sniper rifle.
PS: Detach the Chronoscope from the Cathedral.
PS: Punch part of wheel where DMK is, just for shits and giggles.
PS: Sacrifice yourself to the pagan gods.
AD: Truffle Shuffle
PS: It is time. Summon the HUMANIMALS.
PI: Try to pull out the telescope through the wheel's viewport.
Heroes: Set your watches to the correct time.
PS: Take CRONOSCOPE OF AXIAL CONJUGATION and give it to PI.
PS: Grab knob that just came out of the wheel and give a hefty and hard boiled turn to the left for a few rotations.
PS: Spin wheel wildly, whilst holding central protrusion still.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TAKE THE SCOPE AND USE THE GODDAMN SNIPER RIFLE!
PS: turn the wheel, sending the anchor into DMK's head at high speed
PS: step through the wheel
PS: Jam SNIPER RIFLE into ship's wheel and take aim at DMK.
I think it's time:
PS: COMBAT OPERANDI -> SEPULCHRITUDE
right?
PI: Pull anchor back up and hurl it at DMK
PS: Turn wheel counterclockwise so that the clock-hand like objects are pointing at whatever time it was a few minutes before MK broke the Suckle Amphora over FAD's head.
Death: COMBAT OPERANDI -> THREE LUMPS
NB: pick up UNHOLY ROTOSCOPE
Eat a sandwich.
FAD: Mercilessly mock MK's new garment
PS: Take CRONOSCOPE OF AXIAL CONJUGATION from STEERING WHEEL and GIVE it to PICKLE INSPECTOR.
then
PI: Attach CRONOSCOPE OF AXIAL CONJUGATION to SNIPER RIFLE
PS: Realise you`re in a book and DMK is a symbol for the corrupt government.
PS: Throw underpants at DMK.
PS: Break through wheel with fist.
PS: Don't just stand there! Use the bazooka in your pocket that has been there for the entire game, but had previously failed to warrant a mention.
PS: Do something, and do it fast.
PS: From experiences of jumping through windows, and other things, climb in wheel.
FPI: Create candy replica of ship to confuse DMK.
Push the button!
PUSH IT NOW!
IT NEEDS TO BE PUSHED
HD+NB: Access non-canonical donation storyline and place sun glasses on bust of Stiller, thus recruiting him.
AD: Flip the Fuck Out!
GPI: Fondly regard chronoscope.
HD: Activate fan, blowing DMK between the clocktower and the CRONOSCOPE OF AXIAL CONJUGATION.
Heros: Place the DEATH STAR WINDOW back on the wall.
DEATH STAR: Fire laser through window, into the CRONOSCOPE.
NB: Wear Sunglasses
PS: Press the button in a hard-boiled manner.
PS: Poke viewport in the spyglass
PS: CHRISTMAS OPERANDI: JINGLE BELL ROCK
PS: Yell angrily at the wheel. Maybe you can coax it to do something positive!
AD: Construct additional pylons.
HD+NB: Retrieve SUNGLASSES and ascend stairs.
PS, PI, & ZAD: Climb into steering wheel.
PS: Pull the CRONOSCOPE OF AXIAL CONJUGATION out of the wheel and give it to PI for the sniper rifle.
PS: Remove CRONOSCOPE OF AXIAL CONJUGATION from wheel.
PS: Push BUTTON that has appeared in the middle of the WHEEL.
PS: GAMBIT SCHEMA: Recording Tape Mummy
PS: Ride the wheel like a mechanical bull.
HD+NB: Ascend stairs again, taking the sunglasses on your way up.
HD: Obtain SUNGLASSES.
PS: Turn STEERING WHEEL precisely 37 minutes anticlockwise.
Surly Thugs: Arrest AD for Tax Evasion
PS: Pull Cronoscope through wheel.
DMK: Combat Operandi - Wave of decay!
PFPI: Materialize chocolate for PS to calm nerves
PS: Set the clock to HAMMER TIME.
PS: Tug on the telescope sticking out of the wheel.
PI: Take Telescope thing and equip it to the Sniper Rifle
(KP)
PS: Do something epic with the ship.
The rip in the universe caused canon to break momentarily, bringing the Midnight Crew to battle the Heroes!
PS: Poke whatever that thing is a few times.
PS: Turn WHEEL to the left, reversing TIME and giving your companions more time to do something deus ex machina-y.
AH: Realise you wrote "chapter ?? of 22" instead of "chapter ?? of 52". Promptly correct your ASININE mistake.
PS: Grab Cronoscope of Axial Conjugation from wheel. Give Sniper Scope to PI.
PS: Now why haven't pushed that button yet?
AD: Retire, winning at LIFE.
GPI: Bring MC to cannon and have them fight on the hero's side, forbaring all gay porn thrown at them
PS: Take spyglass.
PS: Peer into the lens
PS: Break that weird glass that just came out, introduce arm, use EPICLY HUGE hand to grab MDK, and splat him.
PS: Push the telescope/button in the wheel!
PS: Push the shiny telescope lense
GPI: Fondly regard the completely useless adventure drop-down menu.
It's quite exquisite.
GPI: After fondly regarding the completely useless adventure drop-down menu, choose HELP from the menus.
DMK: COMBAT OPERANDI: Treble Damage RICO Violation.
PS: Reach through the wheel to obtain Scope!
HD: Put on sunglasses and pose, because shit just got real.
PS: Push the button/cylindrical thing in the middle of the ship's viewport.
PS: Do something... FAST!
GPI: Fondly google creation
NB: Nervously retrieve sunglasses. Place in inventory for when shit gets real.
Death: Quiver in fear.
Heroes: Go up/down stairs on ceiling/floor
Heroes: Cautiously approact cathedral through cronoscope.
DMK report?
Ship's Crew: Check pumpkin status!
PI: After utilizing the Chronoscope as a Sniper Scope, shoot DMK in his vulnerable past with a bullet that moves backwards through time.
PS: Remove scope from the wheelthing, attach to sextant/sniper rifle
Skipper Inspector's Imaginary self goes into his imagination and becomes imaginary-imaginary Pickle inspector
Push sextant through the wheel and attach to chronoscope to form COSMIC SNIPER RIFLE!
naw 541 comments do you have this game cold U.B funkeys??????????????
Heroes: Descend (ascend?) stairs.
PS: look through wheel
NB/HD: add sunglasses to inventory
PS: Turn wheel to go back in time to prevent MK from changing into DMK
NB: Put on sunglasses and practice looking cool.
PS: Ram ship into DMK
AH: ignore future donation requests and concentrate on the actually damn storyline!
PS: Spin wheel.
fuck, I can't believe I really said actually.
FAD: Shank MK to remove the belt
DMK: Fondly regard Godhead Pickle Inspector.
1. PS & PFPI: Do Mr. McHazard's MOONLIGHT SONATA suggestion, as seen on the forum.
2. DMK: Quickly retrieve arms from under your hat.
3. HD & NB: Turn on the fan already!
4. FAD & MK: Stop fooling around and actually battle!
5. YES: Stop suggesting things!
Oh for the love of god please push that button. Yea, push it good.
Death: Suggest joining the game of Life.
GPI: Fondly regard narration
PS: Attach scope to the sniper rifle to get some hardboiled sniping action on, baby~
PS: Apply scope to sextant in a hard boiled way.
Everyone: Laugh at PAGE FIFTEEN HUNDRED AND FOURTEEN.
PI: COMBAT OPERANDI -> BOOM! HEADSHOT!
PS: Attach chronoscope to sextant.
PS: Toss Chronoscope to PI in a hardboiled fashion.
PI: Mount Chronoscope on Sniper Rifle, shoot DMK in his vulnerable past with a bullet that moves backwards through time.
MM: 1.Pick Death up.
2.Toss that fucker.
PS: Give the CHRONOSCOPE to PI
HD: Flip switch in attic.
Don Ben Stiller's Sunglasses, 'cause Shit Just Got Real.
PS: Clearly the CHRONOSCOPE is meant for PI's SEXTANT! Discard the CHRONOSCOPE and hunt down a PERSONAL GAWKULAR LENS, or perhaps a BINOCULOLEERS. Remember, you're a dick!
HD+NB: Pose as a team because shit is now very much real harder than it has ever yet been.
PS: Replace Chronoscope.
Andrew Hussie: Do a jig for your fans.
PS: Put it back in! put it back in! then just through the wheel after it.
PS: Put the chronoscope back into the wheel, then go through the wheel yourself and face DMK in your final form.
PI: Bring shit down on DMK the way Omar from the Wire brings it down.
AH: Casually insert yourself into the narrative.
PI: Get the chronoscope on the sniper rifle already!
AD: Poorly foreshadow future events by making a comment on how perfect life is and how nothing whatsoever could ruin it.
PS: Step through wheel portal. Become gigantic.
PS: View DMK through Chronoscope
PS: Give Chronoscope to PI for sniper rifle... finally
PS: Insert Candy corn into the newly made hole.
PS: Attach Chronoscope to sniper rifle.
HD + NB: Think twice about throwing the switch. Do you really want to turn on that fan?
GPI: Fondly regard cremation.
HD: Look through the window.
PS: Wow, that's utterly useless. Plug that thing back in - you need that wheel active!
or:
PFPI: Conjure candy chronoscope for the wheel.
PI: Ask to use CHRONOSCOPE in conjunction with SEXTANT.
push FAD into chronoscope hole
PS: Attach Chronoscope to Sniper Rifle/Sextant.
PS: Give chronoscope to PI
PI: BATTLE OPERANDI: DEADLY CHRONOSCOPE OOGLE
HD: Come on, damn! Throw the dame switch already!
Surly Thugs: Jaywalk, then frame AD for the crime
GPI: canonize third panel of Mayonaka's 12-22-08 donation(-eythingy)
---dedicate to UNT's Jazz program.
Attach CHRONOSCOPE to SNIPER RIFLE, get HEADSHOT on DMK for MASSIVE DAMAGE.
PS: Affix chronoscope to sniper rifle
PS: TRIFORCE OPERAND: POWER OF PULCHRITUDINAL COURAGEOUSNESS
FAD: COMBAT OPERANDI: IRRESISTIBLE FORCE
MK: AUTO-PARRY! (IMMOVABLE OBJECT)
PI: Oggle DMK through the Chronoscope.
Apologise for the shamefull Zelda reference and focus on the combat that is at hand
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