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«Oldest ‹Older 7401 – 7600 of 11545 Newer› Newest»DMK: While they are posing BECAUSE SHIT JUST GOT REAL, join in on the picture while secretly knocking the TETRIXCALIBUR off the Boat, and ruining their good picture.
Nobody ever asked you to pose BECAUSE SHIT JUST GOT REAL, and you're angry!
Okay, okay, okay. All the idiots shouting Sepulchritude listen up. Although it seems opportune, PS CANNOT USE SEPULCHRITUDE YET. He still needs to achieve 100% Dire Animadversion, although I'm not exactly sure what that entails, probably some sort of harsh criticism addressed to him like "You're too weak to take DMK down." or something.
Also, the BRIAR OF CRUELTY is currently protecting DMK. PS will probably take care of that by slashing it with Tectrixcalibur. We also need to implement the INK OF SQUID PRO QUO somehow.
And that's just the DMK battle. Sepulchritude is probably going to end up being one of the last commands in the game, if not the last, so we need to take care of all the other subplots. What about BHMK, and all the people trapped by him? And the fan, how do we intend to fix that problem? How will Mount Saint Lardass affect the Weasel Kingdom and MK? There's also the characters inside Death's door to think about.
And that's not even considering the fact that there are two whole chapters left, with mysterious icons that look nothing like anything we've seen so far.
You suddenly realize you have been doing nothing but jumping the gun the whole time, and quiet your impulsive commands.
Sepulchr-
Oh, wait. Not yet.
Readers:
Wonder what that whole "ancient urns toppled" thing was about back in the control room.
I mean seriously, it was even in the GameFAQs walkthrough, yet we've neither seen or heard of anything even remotely hinting towards these ancient urns, likely hidden in ancient ruins...
Clearly, this game has quiet a long way to go, still...
PS: You could use sepulchritude, I guess.
PS: Comb Rave--->Charisma of 1000 Celebrities
Well, no duh we can't use Sepulchritude. Because before you use it...
PS: Have a montage about friends and love ones before valiantly sacrificing yourself in final attack.
Of course, it's probably still not there.
PS: TectTech Bravado--> Issue the Declaration of Cultivation against the BRIER OF CRUELTY
Weasel King: Send scouts to investigate MOUNT SAINT LARDASS.
Dip the TECTRIXCALIBUR into INK OF SQUID PRO QUO to form the VERNACULAR TECTRIXCALIBUR.
PS: Omnislash!
Fill Problem Sleuth's suckle receptor.
Snoop Bust: Comb Rave---> "WHAT GOES UP, MUST GET DOWN"
SEPULCHRITUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
Irate reader: Possibly, there is marely 1 to 1½ of a chapter left. It has been some time since the last chapter started. This should be enough time for:
1) HD and NB to enter their corsets and, as they are in the future due to the time dilation, they will have to use the magical time-travelling properties of the just-now-activated fan.
2) For the black hole to evaporate thanks to Hawking radiation / volcanic eruption.
3) For PS to slash up that brier of cruelty.
Those two mysterious sillouetes still on the map screen are fractuals, meaning they'll probably involve BHMK, meaning DMK is probably going to go down before him. But still...
BHMK: Do a fractual dance!
AD: Find some middle-ages philosphers, and boast that you know how many angels would fit on the head of a pin.
PS: COMB RAVE
PS: LVL 8 COMB RAVE: SEPULCHRITUUUUDE!
Comb Rave: Sepulchritude
DMK: LV. 99 Coddletech -> Unspeakable Molestation
PS: LVL 8 COMB RAVE: SEPULCHRITUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!
PI: Invert hat.
PI: Open Chicago Overcoat Navigational Matrix.
PI: Spend one Salty Malachite from your Grizzle Chiffonier to use Nautical Maneuver: Ramming Speed!
PS: Solo Pose, because shit is so real right now that it strains the fabric of reality
I'm sure you know what's going to happen, SE-
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE!!!
PS: Mary mother of God, SEPULCHRITUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!
PS: Combat Operandi -> Diplomatic Immunity
PS: dip TECTRIXCALIBER into the INK OF SQUID PRO QUO in order to create the QUILLTEXCALIBER
CM: Use 8th Comb Rave to transform into Super Galaxy Breaker Gurren Lagann
-> Combat Operandi: GIGA-DRILL BREAKER
PS: SWEET GODHEAD, SEPULCHRITUDE!
PS: Skillfully make woodenware with recently acquired TECTRIXCALIBUR.
PS: Agress DMMK
"PS: COMBAT OPERANDI -> SEPULCHRITUDE"
PS: Tetrixcaliber and Ink of Squid Pro Quo SYNERGY
PS: SNOOPTECH LVL. 10 -> DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT
Fill PS Suckle Receptor
PS: FOR THE LOVE OF GPI, SEPULCHRITUDE!
______________________
You grapple with the idea of initiating your devastating last blow, but you decide to keep that ace up your sleeve just a bit longer.
PS: Ok then dip the TECTRIXCALIBUR into the INK OF SQUID PRO QUO.
You dip your TECTRIXCALIBUR into your CAULDRON OF UNHOLY WATER. The blade absorbs the liquid-concentrate of anguish, vile poison, and the burning magma of Hell itself. You can only imagine the devastating destruction such a foul blade could cause...
NB:Tighten your corset.
HD: Push an angel off.
Wouldn't it be great if MOUNT SAINT LARDASS erupted directly into the VULNERABULB?
That reminds me, don't forget to have SAINT LARDASS appear in the story for some reason. Perhaps in BARD QUEST.
The fans are growing restless, sire. Perhaps you ought to UNLEASH THE MOTHERFUCKING FURY!
PS: The time has come. Eat your CANDY CORN.
PS: Jump through the ship's wheel, become GIANT.
PI: Rip the universe again
PI: Pull BHMK out of the universe gravitationally
Sepulchritude already!
HD: Push NB through her corset.
NB: drop the paint stripper somewhere outside the black hole, then climb back into your corset through the gutterpipe projects.
PI: Go below deck and recover the flamethrower.
PS: dip the tectrix of the arbitor in the ink of squid pro quo in preperation for some hard-boiled diplomacy.
PI: Arrive and set feather on fire with flamethrower.
PS: level 98 sleuth diplomacy: Righteous Flaming Sword of Charisma.
(seriously, the ink probably sets the sword on fire somehow.)
PI: Auto-fumble the wheel.
PS: Dip pen in ink and write on wheel.
PS: UNIVERSAL CONTRACT: NO INTEREST UNTIL COMB RAVE, 2009.
Fans: LIEK OMG, I CUD BE THE OJNE TO SUGEST SUPELCHRETIDE!
PS: SPGECHLERTPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111
NOW IS THE TIME
SEPULCHRITUDE!!!
PS: Dip the TECTRIX in the ink of the Squid pro quo.
AD: Have victory intercourse with everyone.
PS: Ultimate anti-climax: Failure to launch!
Ask Honeybee Professor:
The pen is mightier than the sword... So where on that might-spectrum does a pen-sword lie?
Sepulchritude? Please?
PI: turn universe up(down?)side down
BHMK: Fall on top of mount saint lardass.
MK: Be sucked into your own black hole.
PS: BATTLE TECHNIQUE: lvl 47 DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY (to protect yourself and pickle inspector)
MK: DESTROY THE COMB!
DMK: Seeing a reflection of yourself in the TETRIX, Off yourself in shame.
BHMK: be absorbed into DMK's corpse
PS: Use the Tectrix of the Arbitor to execute SEPULCRITUDE!!
DEMIMONDE GODDESS: command COURTESAN ANGELS to attempt to loosen BHMK's drawstrings
PS: It is time. Sepulchritude.
PS: Don't use Sepulchritude yet. That would be silly.
EVERYONE ON bhmk'S hat: aggress BHMK
PS: No friggin duh. UBERULTIMATE MEGCOMB RAVEULTIMA -> SEPULCHRITUUUUDE!!!
DMK: level 666 belly of the whale
PS: Fill GPI's suckle receptor up.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sepulchritude
definition of sepulchritude :D
PS: Continue slashing the BRIAR OF CRUELTY.
People on hat: Cut a hole in the hat, jump in, AND FUCK HIM UP ALREADY
Death: Prepare the afterlife for the most epic final boss fight ever.
NB: Tighten corset to maximum tight-ness.
Hat Dwellers: Continue jumping in a synchronized fashion.
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE, god damn it!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pistol_shrimp
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mantis_shrimp
Hmmm...
DMK: Pissed off that the Sleuths have escaped your brier tentacle clutches, finally use the almost vestigial claw visible from all sides of the body to smash them and the boat to bits:
CLAWTECH -> LV. 50: CAVITATION CRABHAMMER
HD: Climb down and release volume/mass drawstrings to increase BHMK's size.
PS: SEPULCHRI-TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!
PS: Shed a tear of joy in awe of the comb.
Suckle Reciptors: PS and GPI, and maybe everyone else too, if there's enough.
Ps: I think you know what to du.....
PS: fill PS's suckle receptacle
Suckle Reciptors: PS and GPI, and maybe everyone else too, if there's enough.
Ps: I think you know what to du.....
BHMK - Carve a pumpkin just for the joy of it.
PS: Impale self with TECTRIXCALIBUR while singing King Henry V
PS: Its time. Lvl 9 comb rave, Lvl 99 Battle Technique: SEPULCHRITUDE!!!!
PS: You know what you must do. Summon Briar Rabbit.
Everybody: Get up; it's time to slam now.
It is time...
PS: COMBAT OPERANDI -> LV.9 UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER!
SELPULCHRITUDE!
PS: Finally! FINALLY!!! SEPULCHRITUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait, he lacks a way to achive comb rave.
@*#@
GPI: fondly regard NB
Bee Prof: Warn everbody about altering reality.
Everybody else: ignore him
Bee Prof: start to cry
AH: Take unannounced two-year vacation from MSPA.
GPI: Fondly regard creation.
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE!
GPI Comb Rave level 7
Fondly regard creation twice
PS: Dip the TETRIXCALIBUR in the INK OF SQUID PRO QUO
PS: Combat Operandai: Unconditional Surrender
PS needs to finish up all his other operandai first, right? So unconditional surrender is perfect here.
NB: Get pulled through your corset and out into the GUTTER PIPE PROJECTS due to the immense gravity.
PS: signature move -> such sweet Zorro
Fan: Start working
Perhaps BHMK has shrunk the universe enough by now?
PS: Imbue the feather with the awesomeness of the black ink and slash the stake!
SEPULCHRITURD!
Some of the exceeding honey is spilled on the legs of the mecha, reviving it and mixing it with the moon, creating the Cow Jumped Over The Candy Mecha
Save because we are most likely gonna screw this last bit up.
PS> Sepulcher, with a long winded speech about the human endeavor, how his life was forever changed, a flash back of his childhood, and how HE JUST WANTED TO LEAVE HIS GOD DAMN OFFICE.
PS: COMBAT OPERANDI -> KA-STAB
GPI: Fondly regard cremation
PS:FINAL COMB RAVE-> SEPULCHRITUDE!!!
PS: Dip the TETRIX OF THE ARBITOR with INK OF SQUID PRO QUO, creating new BATTLETECH Lvl 117:TEXTRICULAR SLASH OF LITERATURE [THE QUILL IS MIGHTIER THAN THE BLADE]
Andrew Hussie: Ponder what to do once PROBLEM SLEUTH is actually complete.
PS:FINAL COMB RAVE-> SEPULCHRITUDE!!!
To the person who claimed that PS has to get his "Dire Animadversion" to 100% before using Sepulchritude:
I don't think that's true. "Dire Animadversion," in the GameFAQ, occupied the same space as "Brutal Affront" and "Savage Upbraid" in the Sleuth Diplomacy attack, and those two appear to be attack types rather than meters. It was never necessary to increase one's level of "Brutal Affront," and that effect was listed as a consequence of using certain attacks, rather than a requirement.
It seems that Dire Animadversion will simply be the attack type, or the "element" of damage inflicted by Sepulchritude.
DMK: LV 99 AVERSE POSTURE: HACKS EVASION
COMB RAVE--> SE-FREAKIN'-PULCHRITUDE
PS: Lvl 8 Comb Rave: SEPULCHREITUDE!
PS: Pose for one last picture, because SHIT CAN'T GET ANY MORE REAL THAN THIS!!!
PS: It's time to bring out the noise!
SEPULCHRITUDE!!!!
LVL. 23,000 TECTRIXCALIBUR SLASH-TECH MECHA-NON ROBO-EXTERMINATRIX LICKAPUSS DESTRUCTOMATIC EXPLOSIDON
...Sepulchritude.
Sepulchritude's part-pickle structure has reached octet.
PS: COMB RAVE: SLAY THE DRAGON!
FINISH THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL! SEPULCHRITUDE!
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE!!!
PS:SEPULCHRITUDE ALREADY!
Pause
>PS: YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR TRUSTY KNIVES!!!
You slit your wrists. PROBLEM SLEUTH is slain.
>PS: So what? SWORD.
Honestly, what were you thinking? You weren't really going to slit your wrists, were you?
>Fill Problem Sleuth's suckle recepticle.
Unfortunately, the gravitational pull of BHMK makes it almost impossible to get the IMPETUS COMB to PS's SUCKLE FLASK. Why is it that no one seems able to GET YE FLASK around here?
PS: Combat Operandi > lvl 27 Flailing Widdershins
PS: Sleuth Diplomacy Lv 98 -> Cut Through the Red Tape
PS: Finish the fight!
Professor Bee: COMB RAVE LVL. 8 --> PLEAD THE 9TH...COMB!!!
PS: Battle Technique -> Sleuth Diplomacy Lv 99 -> Ultimatum
HD: Switch hats with BHMK.
Everyone on BHMK's hat: Ride BHMK's face like a mechanical bull rodeo!
Character stats.
Citizens of BHMK's hat: Split up between Life and Death.
Death: Start Jailbreak Adventure.
Fill PS's suckle receptor.
PS: This has gone on long enough... SEPULCHRITUDE!!!
Get on with it!
DMK: Usurp the comb.
PS: Ride the TECTRIXCALIBUR like a mechanical bull.
DMK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> LEVEL 8 COMB RAVE -> OMNIGRESS
PS: JUST USE SEPULCHRITUDE ALREADY
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE!!!!!!!!
NB: Carry the Door to Life THROUGH the Door to Death.
GPI: Comb Rave level 8 - Ride creation fondly like a mechanical bull
But wait, there's more!
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE!
pose again cause shit just got as real as it could get
PS: Combat Operandi> Level 74 Bravetech: Courageous Lute Shield of the Clown.
You sacrifice 1,000 Spondilucks and Summon the Clown God to protect you for 5 turns.
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE
SEPULCHRITUUUUDE!!!
PS: Piss on DMK to establish pwnership.
I have to agree with this one:
PS: Jump through the ship's wheel, become GIANT.
Use INK with TETRIX, then bring the noise with SEPULCHRITUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!
PI: Do a little sailor dance, while fondly recalling his skippering days.
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS IMAGINARY!!
PS: SWORDTECH: Lv. 62 SPIN ATTACK
PS: UNLEASH THE RIGHTEOUS FLAMES OF CHARISMA!
RATING: GROOM TO THE HABERDASHER'S DAUGHTER
ELF TEARS: (36)
WEASEL SNOT: (12)
HOG SLOP: (18)
PIE FILLING: (29)
SEPULCHRITUDE!
PS: Combine INK OF SQUID PRO QUO and TECTRIXCALIBUR to form MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
PS: SEPULCHRITUUUUUUUUUUUUDE HOOOOOOOOOO!
>PAUSE
PS: Reach into STEERING WHEEL and grab DMK with your oversized hand
PS and PI: ask HD and NB to be your Valentines. Go on a double date to the movies and try to shyly hold hands.
GPI: Fondly regard libation
PS & PI: Encrust hilt of TECTRIXCALIBUR using combined set of MANNERCITE SHARDS; craft the FINISHING [SCHOOL] MONSTROSITANCE.
FAD: Decide that being stuck on this hat is bullshit, steal the scale bodice and alter your size to that of BHMK, and then slap him in the face with your monster mexi-8======D
PS: UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER
Everyone on BHKP's hat: skip in unison to the back of the hat. Anyone who wears their hat like a yokel is just not hardboiled enough to be a blackhole.
PS: Open Battle Menu.
PS: Awww what the hell you only live once. SEPULCHRITUDEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
honey bee professor: smash 8th comb in blatant fury!
THIS IS GOING TO BE INTENSE
HOLY SHIT
Why waste SEPULCHRITUDE, when you can merely steal the health bars!
Mecha-Snoop: Lv. 420 BluntTech-> Honey Bluntches of Oats
-Roll up the final comb and smoke that shit.
PS: acquire 100% animadversion
SEPULCHRITUDE................
PS: Clearly it is time! Sepulchritude!
We know that we can't use Sepulchritude yet. But the GameFAQs guide says "Animadversion: 100%".
The question is, since we don't know what Animadversion is (man, you'd think this was my first time playing this game or something!), does it require this, or does it CAUSE this?
Someone should go and consult the GameFAQs guide again. Could be helpful information. But who can do that....
.....
Hmmm.....
Oh
GPI: Fondly regard Cheatpage.....ion.
PS: Sepulchritude!
BHMK: Ride DHMK like a mechanical bull.
PS: Poke DHMK in the eye with the TECTRIXCALIBUR.
SEPULCHRITUD!!!
SnoopDogMecha: Flip the fuck out.
Fill Snoop Bust's suckle receptacle.
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE!!!
AD: Play Ukelele and chew bubble gum
honeybee professor: call upon supergiant worker bees to move the comb to the hive
PI: Tilt EVENT HORIZON towards ELECTRICITY.
PS: dip the TECTRIXCALIBUR into INK OF SQUID PRO QUO to form VENACULAR SKIES;
you now wield the most destructive sword that could possibly be created within the realms of physics. By using it's power you can cut through even the fabric of time and space!
PS: cut through BHMK's protective vine coat in one slash with VENACULAR SKIES
Clear briar and then SPELUCHERETUDE!!!!
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE!
PS: COMB RAVE -> KA-STAB!
Everyone: Brace yourselves.
Do I even have to say it?
SEPULCHERITUDE!!!!
UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER!
PS: COMB RAVE: LVL 999. SEPULCHRITUUUUUUUUUUDE~!
WASP PROFESSORS: Tip over SUCKLE PORRINGER.
PS: Play the epic music, shit just got really real
PI: Consult Passive Aggression Index
PS: Dip Tectrixcalibur in the Ink of Squid Pro Quo, deliver your most hard-boiled line, and then, finally . . .
IS
SEPULCHRITUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!!!!
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