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TECTRIX OF THE ARBITOR: Fall in a more diplomatic manner.
Check combs.
TECTRIX OF THE ARBITOR: Fall in the correct direction. The gravitational pull is no longer down, remember?
Pause > Options > Customise Ship.
Tetrix of the Arbitor - Quill Tech > Seek Squid Pro Quo
PI: Catch Tetrix in sombrero
a FAN who has earned the achievements READ THE ENTIRE ARCHIVE STRAIGHT THROUGH and SUBSCRIBE TO THE COMMENTS FEED would like to politely explain to you what has already been suggested recently.
The reason the fan is taking so long to turn on is that the cord was stretched across the entire universe as part of a divine intervention (GPI rarely influences the plot, so begging him for additional help is not going to be of much use. Same goes for the iPIs that it turns out have always made up all the matter in the game world). NOW I KNOW YOU WERE ALL TAUGHT IN SCHOOL THAT ELECTRICITY'S EFFECTS ARE FELT IMMEDIATELY, BUT THIS IS AN OVER-SIMPLIFICATION OF THE FACTS. (now is the part of any good Dinosaur Comic when T-rex would give a crackpot alternative theory of electricity). Basically, there's a scientific axiom stating that nothing can move faster than the speed of light. Not even abstract concepts as Cause and Effect. If you turn on a light switch, and the cord is a light day long, then the light will not turn on for at least a whole day (after which it will take another day for its light to radiate back to where the switch is). If this was not true, then we could live in galaxies light-years away and talk with Earth by turning lights on and off with nanotube wiring (one of the sturdiest and most efficient conductors ever discovered, electric charge moves through it much faster than the copper wire in Problem Sleuth's Fan Cord). SO NO, ANDREW HUSSIE HAS NOT MADE A PHYSICS MISTAKE BY HAVING THE FAN TAKE FOREVER TO TURN ON. Of course, the window portals people keep walking through are in clear violation of the laws of thermodynamics and the size-changing dresses violate the conservation of mass, but those are issues for a more serious game to address. Okay? We should be able to agree on this.
If you've read this far:
GPI WILL PROBABLY NEVER RIDE HIS CREATION LIKE A MECHANICAL BULL, SO STOP ASKING.
And finally, my view of the boss battle:
If you recall, DMK's third face is invulnerable to physical damage. So, there are two fronts to fight this battle on.
First, since many of the main characters are trapped, it is vital that BHMK be neutralized. This may be easier once that volcano erupts, because it will eject him from his Gravity Brassiere. In the meanwhile, I think some dancing angels are called for, possibly helping to push him through (for those who are coming in late, the Gravity Brassiere is actually a window-like portal to Mt. Saint Lardass, just as the Aspect and Scale Corsets are portals to the Gutterpipe Projects).
The second front of the battle is DMK itself. He is only vulnerable to "Righteous fires of charisma." Therefore, despite the fact that PS now has all the material components for Sepulchritude, it is no good yet because it will not actually damage DMK. However, it may be the thing necessary to destrow DMK once the Vulnerabulb (DMK's weak spot) appears for the final time.
We should all know by now that most plot-related objects have a weapon counterpart that they can act as at any time. The Tectrix of the Arbitor (that feather thing) is the most powerful diplomatic tool there is, and most of PS' attacks are diplomacy based (see Sleuth Diplomacy, etc). The Tectrix is also most powerful in conjunction with the Ink of Squid Pro Quo (which PS currently possesses). Hopefully the Pen is as mighty as a Sword of some form. A Flaming Sword. With which to release Fires of Charisma.
It's all so simple, some of you wonder why you didn't realize it earlier.
DMMK: Aggress GPI and win this thing already.
PS+PI: Struggle to break free.
Feather: fall into downtown districts below.
HD, NB @ Heroes of the night: fall through corsets.
Demimonde Goddess: use divine intervention to splice fan cord
Bard: Sacrifice Daunchy and Flothers to DMK.
To the dumbass who wrote such a long-winded, tiring post:
Sepulchritude IS a fire of charisma. For the love of God, is it that hard to figure out?
PI: Dex save to recover dropped weapon.
AD: Give Wifehearst an affectionate Valentine's Day snout punch
Gentlemen, Whores, HD, NB, DG, Angels, et al: Jump.
GPI: Ride creation like a mechanical bull.
PS: Propose to HD
PI: Propose to NB
Feather: Ask strapping young lads to pose as a team for your autograph album.
DEATH: Take picture of new team giving peace signs in a Japanese tourist fashion.
Feather: GAMBIT SCHEMA: SUPER STREET FIGHTER III ALPHA RAGING DEMON SPECIAL!!!
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE!!!!!
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE
DMK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> LV.99 CHOLESTEROL TRIFECTA
Yes! Yes! It is finally time to unleash that horrible shitstorm of fiery charisma!
SE
PUL
CHRI
TUDE.
I'm sorry, this isn't a suggestion, but I'm going to laugh very hard if despite all of this sepulchritude is useless.
did the "guide" actually say what it did? I'd like to think it is, of course, a blast of charisma, but... well you never know.
PS: WAKE UP.
SEPULCHRITUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
PS: In an Arthur fashion, say "It's now, or never!"
Can't use sepulchritude yet, need to fill the suckle receptacle first.
But before that:
PS: Use Ink of Squid Pro Quo on TECTRIXCALIBUR
PS, PI: Pose as a team because shit just got so serious that this joke isn't even funny anymore.
PS: Diplomatic TickleTech: Filibusterblade.
PS: Write an inspiring poem with the combined might of the Ink of Squid Pro Quo and Tetrixcalibur.
... Or just, you know..
SEPULCHRITUDE!
Good guys: Pose! Because shit has never been more real!
The stars are right! The hour is nigh! SEPHULCHRITUDE!
PS: FOR GPI'S SAKE, SEPULCHRITUDE MAN, SEPULCHRITUDE!
PS: Three Words: Sepulchritude.
Everybody: Call out for SEPULCHRITUDE!
ps: awake from imaginary world grab megaton key and leave
PI: Take cover below deck.
PS: Use Ink of Squid Pro Quo on TECTRIXCALIBUR
PS: FINALLY USE SEPULCHRITUDE! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD, USE IT!
PI: IT IS TIME. SEPULCHRITUDE.
Fill PI's Suckle Receptacle
HD+NB: Pray for the safety of PS and PI
Fill PS'S SUCKLE RECEPTACLE and do it fast.
There's SEPULCHRITUDE to be had.
PS: We don't have time to waste on suckle receptacles! Take that shit straight to the head!
PS: Use Final Comb for SEPULCHRITUDE!
DMK: Slap the fabled sword out of PS's hands with one wriggling brier.
TECTRIXCALIBUR: Break in half.
PS: Fill suckle recepticle.
For the good of the universe! Sepulchritude!
It is time. SEPULCHRITUDE.
PS: Dramatically pose with TECTRIXCALIBUR cause shit just got real, for real.
Angels: Lv. 3 WALTZTECH: DANCE LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW
PS: Sepulchritude!!!!!!
PS: COMB RAVE: SEPULCHRITUDE the fsck out of DMK
Honeybee Professor: Resign from post and take extended vacation.
Everyone: Special Attacks all around to create an opening for SEPULCHRITUDE!
PS: DON'T STOP ME NOW!
*cut to other scene*
AH: Keep fans in suspense waiting for SEPULCHRITUDE for several more days using a combination of sudden backstories, random attacks, charge-up sequences, and just plain 'ol stalling.
Fill PS's suckle receptacle.
PS: What's that one thing, you know? Pulchriness? Pugnitude? Church of the Holy Sepulchre?
PS: Say your goodbyes to PI, and explain that you must do this to save the world.
PS: Deliver a devastating one-liner.
PS: Do it! DO IT NOW!
And lo, shall all of creation stop, as all shall call up unto the heavens, singing in an angelic choir, simple, and beautiful, the final words.
STOP!
HAMMER TIME!
P.S. Oh, and sepulchritude when you have the time... thank you
Douse Tetrixcalibur with Bottle of Holy Water (Bottle of Squid Pro Quo).
Part-Pickles in fan cord: speed up
PROFESSOR BEE: Convert JOCOSE HONEY into an even greater substance, CHAGRIN SYRUP, using the legendary BALK CATALYST.
Angels on DMKP Head sing Hallelulja!
PS: Dance to "Break My Stride" by Matthew Wilder.
FINALLY SEPULCHRITUDE!!!
PS: Eat Candy Corn
PS: Use FLASK OF SQUID PRO QUO on the TECTRIX
PS:SEPULCHRITUDE!
Bees: Fill PS' Honey thingy
PS: COMB RAVE: SEPULCHRITUUUDE!!!!
PS: Eh, use Sepulchriltude. If you don't you'll be destroyed anydangway.
Death: Release negative energy into the vicinity, causing BHMK's gravity to sink and him to de-collapse.
PS: FINAL COMB TECH - SNOOP BUST SEPULCHRITUDE
PS: Use INK OF SQUID PRO QUO on TECTRIXCALIBUR and then USE SLEUTH DIPLOMACY LVL 99: SEPULCHRITUDE ALREADY!
UBER COMB RAVE COMBO ATTACK
You guys do know that the Brier of Cruelty will have to be removed first before the 8th Comb Rave, right? It an IMPENETRABLE SHIELD, so therefore,it must be removed before PS can use Selpulchritude. Besides, the 8th comb needs to be put into the hive first, and with the gravitational pull from BHMK, that will be a little difficult.
PS: Dip Tetrixcalibur into Squid Pro Quo
PS: Negotiate BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER
COMB RAVE -> FOUR HARDBOILEDS OF THE CHARISMAPOCALYPSE
FOR THE LOVE OF GPI AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, SEPULCHRITUDE!
PS: Throw silly sword off the ship.
GPI: Become homoerotically attracted to the universe that you created.
DMK: Mock heroes because they are too weak to harm you.
Gentlemen: Perform aristocrats joke.
GPI: Fondly TASTE 8th Comb.
PERRRRRRRUUUUUULCHRITUDE!!
DMK: Assault comb rave.
PS: Use INK OF SQUID PRO QUO on TECTRIXCALIBUR
and
EVERYONE ON THE HAT: JUMP UP AND DOWN!!!
I know, I know; but we are getting closer.
PS SEPULLLLLLLLCHRITUDDDDE!
GPI: Comb Rave lvl 99: Cognito Ergo Sum
GPI: Become homoerotically attracted to the BIG FREAKIN' FAN!!!
PS: Sepulchritude
PS: Sepulchritude
PS: Sepulchritude
PS: Sepulchritude
...no, really.
GPI: Instruct every single being in the universe to chant 'SEPULCHRITUDE'.
PS: Dip your SWORD's HILT into your bottle of INK OF SQUID PRO QUO.
Pose as a team cause... WAIT! We need AD.
PS: Now, armed with the legendary TECTRIXCALIBUR and souped up by the 8th and final comb you can finally unleash the power of SEPULCHRITUDE!
DO IT!
PS: Coat Tetrixcalibur's blade with the Ink of Squid Pro Quo, thus unlocking its mighty potential. Then, pose in a hard-boiled and heroic manner, because shit just got realer than it ever has been, is, or ever will be.
PI: In the midst of this highly disconcerting combat, go down to MK's office. Leave unpleasant note.
He'll find it later.
PS: COMBRAVE->TICKLING PAIN
PS: Enter Cheat Code: Sepulchritude
PS: Sepulchritude!
PI: Search MK's office for PS's suckle receptacle.
PS: For the love God! SEPULCHRITUDE! SEPULCHRITUUUUUUDE!!!!!!!!!!
SEPULCHRITUDE...
please?
PI: Pray.
This needs more Mother reference.
PS: Use the final comb to ascend to the legendary Super Saiyan status.
PS: Make that Sword Sing.
Metaphorically speaking.
PS: Sepulcritude
PS: COMB RAVE -> SEPULCHRITUDE
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE!!!!
PS: Rub Empty Whiskey Flask, then tell the genie you wish for every day to be Christmas!
PS: Mmm... MMMM..... HMMMM! SEPULCHRITUDE!
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE
PI: Use the ship's helm to drive the jagged mast-remains thing directly in front of DMK's beady red eye directly INTO it.
PS: Use SQUID PRO QUO on TECTRIXCALIBUR
PS+PI: See if musical theater is the weakness of this face of DMK.
PS: recall past rivalry with AD and pee in black hole
PD: Return TECTRIXCALIBUR to its SHEATHE to maximize the pure destructive potential of the weapon.
GPI: Undo stiches of the universe, as thanks to DMMK's gravitational pull they are no longer needed, and they look very ugly anyway.
PS: COMB RAVE: Sepulchritudal tech 36: Go medieval on his ass!
PS: PULTRIFUCKINGTRUDE
PS: Before going medieval on his ass, pour ink of squid pro quo over the blade of TECTRIXCALIBUR; light blade on fire?
PS: Feather Rain
or
PS: Infinite Creation of Feathers
or
PS: Gate of Babylon
SEPULCHRITUUUUDE
AD: Punch Professor Bee in snout to assert superiority.
AD: Agress DMMK, Battle Technique: Rage of a Thousand Bootleggers!
PS: Dip BLADE OF TECTRIXCALIBUR into INK OF SQUID PRO QUO before using.
PS: Pose with TECTRIXCALIBUR
PS: End the strife with SEPULCHRITUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!
PI, AD, and PS, Pose as a team, because shit just got even more real.
I fully expect something to go horribly wrong at the last second. It just wouldn't be MSPA if we didn't switch to NB + HD right as he's about to unleash SEPULCHRITUDE. ...Not that this HAS to happen, mind you, it's just in line with how the ENTIRE COMIC SERIES has gone on up to this point.
Oh, and for the last time, it's spelled with an I, not an E, after the stat "PULCHRITUDE":
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000326
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000851
PI: Go below deck and try your luck with the code machine.
PI: Put on CAPTAIN'S SOMBRERO.
At this time, I'd like to point out that Problem Sleuth has more than 42005 points of PULCHRITUDE from leveling alone. This isn't including his original PULCHRITUDE, whichis never given a numerical value, or any bonuses he may recieve from EQUIPMENT or boons from the FOUR KINGDOMS.
PI: ABSCOND
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE FOR GREAT JUSTICE
>DEATH: Realize what is (probably) about to happen.
Well, it's about time Problem Sleuth used SEPULCHRITUDE. All that buildup was making you nervous. Now he can kill DEMONHEAD MOBSTER KINGPIN once and for all!
>Next.
...Wait, KILL?
All: Marvel in Awe/Fear at the filled 8th comb.
PS: Thank WORKER BEES for their hard work on the comb.
Dear GPI AH! Use SEPULCHRITUDE now before we all collectively punch you in the face.
For all that is holy, SEPULCHRITUDE!
NB + HD: Have an interesting philosophical discussion brought on by the proximity of the DOORS OF LIFE AND DEATH to one another.
Yeah, I'm evil for making this suggestion, aren't I?
YES!!! YES!!!! Now is the time! Millions, no, BILLIONS of voices ring out from every corner on the universe!! YES!!! The time is now!
TIME TO BRING OUT THE NOISE!!!!
SEPULCHRITUDE!!!!!
YES!!! YES!!!! Now is the time! Millions, no, BILLIONS of voices ring out from every corner on the universe!! YES!!! The time is now!
TIME TO BRING OUT THE NOISE!!!!
SEPULCHRITUDE!!!!!
YES!!! YES!!!! Now is the time! Millions, no, BILLIONS of voices ring out from every corner on the universe!! YES!!! The time is now!
TIME TO BRING OUT THE NOISE!!!!
SEPULCHRITUDE!!!!!
PS: SEPULCHRITUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!
Everyone: SHIT your collective PANTS
Tectrix: A feather that covers a bird's wing.
Arbitor: Misspelling of arbiter, or condensed form of arbitrator: One who judges or decides.
TECTRIX OF THE ARBITOR: Lit. Feather of the Judge.
PS: Goddammit, there's something else preventing Sepulchritude, isn't there?
PS: Mega Comb Rave: Sepulchritude
PS: For the sake of all that is good, righteous, and non-gangsterish, SEPULCHRITUDE!!!
Fill PS's receptacle.
ps: sepulcritude...right?
MONTAGE OF STUNNED FACES!
DMK: Lv. 33 Demontech -> Wail of the Banshee
Fill every suckle receptacle EXCEPT PS's
PS: Dip TECTRIXCALIBUR in INK OF SQUID PRO QUO.
PS: Strike a heroic pose with TECTRIXCALIBUR cause shit just got real! Again!
PS: Really, does it even need to be said at this point?
PS: Don't use SEPULCHRITUDE yet, show DMK what you're made of! Dip SWORD in INK
PS: Also, tell AH to play some really epic music for anything coming in ahead, because it has gotten more REAL THEN EVER.
PS: Deeply consider the pros and cons of unleashing your most powerful, and dangerous, move, for another three turns.
Oh, and to address something said earlier.
"The second front of the battle is DMK itself. He is only vulnerable to 'Righteous fires of charisma.' Therefore, despite the fact that PS now has all the material components for Sepulchritude, it is no good yet because it will not actually damage DMK. However, it may be the thing necessary to destrow DMK once the Vulnerabulb (DMK's weak spot) appears for the final time.
We should all know by now that most plot-related objects have a weapon counterpart that they can act as at any time. The Tectrix of the Arbitor (that feather thing) is the most powerful diplomatic tool there is, and most of PS' attacks are diplomacy based (see Sleuth Diplomacy, etc). The Tectrix is also most powerful in conjunction with the Ink of Squid Pro Quo (which PS currently possesses). Hopefully the Pen is as mighty as a Sword of some form. A Flaming Sword. With which to release Fires of Charisma."
Sepulchritude is DEFINED as a righteous fire of charisma. We learn that when PS searches "diplomacy" in the GameFAQs walkthrough. However, you were spot on with your other points.
Sepulchritude?
PS: Combine the TECTRIXCALIBUR with the INK OF SQUID PRO QUO and perform combat operandi: SLEUTH DIPLOMACY LVL INFINITY: TREATY OF VER-DIES
PS; Imbue sword with final comb's power.
Final comb rave: Bust 'Em Up
PULCHERITUDE!!!!!!!!
PI (or anyone that can): OH SHIT, you can't believe how real this shit just got. Get out your VIDEO RECORDER and record this real event so you can post it on YOUTUBE.
Activate Sepulchritude! there's no better time!
PS: Pose Charismaticly with TECTRIXCALIBUR.
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE!!!!!!!!!
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE!!!
PS: Use the raw power of the entire final comb
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE!!!
In this order:
1. Pose as a team, because this is the last time shit will ever get real!
2. Fill ye suckle flask.
3. PI: Get the fuck out of there before PS attacks.
4. PS: COMB RAVE -> SEPULCHRITUDE!!!!!
Bee Prof: Warn everbody aboutr altering reality.
Everybody else: ignore him
Bee Prof: start to cry
SEPULCHRITUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(!)
PS: Attack DMK from the inside.
GPI: Fondly regard current through a copper wire.
PS: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER
Everyone: Stop what you're doing and shoot a documentary about yourselves entitled "You've Already Got Arms, Numbnuts: The Problem Sleuth Story" because shit just got impossibly real.
PS: save game, then SEPULCHRITUDE. and if it doesn't finish dmk just load game.
I think we all know what time it is...
No, don't Sepulchritude yet! We have to destroy the brambleguard before we can deal damage to DMK!
GPI: Fondly disregard DMK.
"Fill every suckle receptacle EXCEPT PS's"
Actually, PS's suckle receptacle is the only one left. All but his and FPI's were shattered when MK and FAD were fighting in the pantry, and FPI's was used for the Temporal Replicollision, but he's long gone now anyway.
GPI: Enlighten PS to the consequences of using Sepulchritude.
Mount Saint Lardass: Burst fittingly.
PS: You know what must be done.
SEPULCHRITUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!
PS: Eh, Sepulchuritude can wait.
PS: Slash BRIAR OF CRUELTY to pieces in a dramatic fashion.
PS: Sepulchritude goddammit!
Andre Hussie: Make up another lame excuse for why PS can't use SEPULCHIRITUDE just to piss us off.
PS: dip TECTRIXCALIBER into INK OF SQUID PRO QUO.
PS: Final Comb Rave SLEUTH DIPLOMACY!
Okay, we can't use SEPULCHIRITUDE until we get rid of those thorn things, so here's what I propose.
CANDY MECHA: Put the SNOOP BUST on whore island, then carry the fan to DMK. ( Cutting the cord to get enough length if needed )
PI: Spin universe around fan, slicing of the brambles with the fan blades.
PS: Dip TECTRIXCALIBUR into INK OF SQUID PRO QUO
Everyone:Pose as a group because shits about to get awesome!
PS: Combat Operandi -> Diplomatic Incident.
HD: Put LIFE Boardgame into LIFE door.
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