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«Oldest ‹Older 7001 – 7200 of 11545 Newer› Newest»Mount saint Lardass spews forth its fiery goodness releasing that many more PI part-pickles.
WK: wtf was that!
Volcano flips the fuck out all over the Weasel Kingdom.
RECAP!!! Please?
AD: Walk through life door. He'll be sucked through the black hole in life while life is in the black hole. This creates a paradox and infinite fractals. A critical reaction inside a black hole will be very interesting indeed.
HD: Nevermind, unplug the fan to conserve electricity.
WK: Launch ten thousand salted melons into the volcano to attempt to plug it up. Disregard court intellectuals' objections.
Courtesan Angels: Form pyramid of Demimonde
The Devil: LEVEL 666 PROFANOTECH -> STYGIAN TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
Break open Snoop Dogg Bust to look for anything useful
We all have to make sacrifices. :[
PS: Weild INK OF SQUID PRO QUO
PS: Drink the Ink of Squid Pro Quo
GPI: Fondly discard creation.
Angels: Work together to loosen the VOLUME DRAWSTRINGS on BHMK's Corset.
I get a strange feeling that Andrew has no idea on earth where in the hell he is going with this.
PS, PI, off yourselves.
DMK: Kill PS and PI sending them to Death so they can help out in that black hole business.
Devil: Consider the merchandising profits that would come with the printing of this struggle in book form.
Snoop Dogg Bust and Mecha Candy Legs: Combine like Voltron!
Damned Souls: Relax for a minute while the Devil's distracted.
Stephen Hawking: dwell on how PI could be comprised of future versions of himself and yet still exist in the past
Demon Probability Theory Wasps: Destroy SULPHURIC TABLATURE right after the Devil finishes chiseling.
"I get a strange feeling that Andrew has no idea on earth where in the hell he is going with this."
Damnation to the unbelievers!
SnoopCandyDogMecha: Return to save PS.
GPI: Give DEVIL a Cookie for doing a good job on the RECAP
PS: call upon weasels to grant you TECTRIX OF THE ARBITOR so that you can properly utilize the INK OF SQUID PRO QUO
GPI: Fondly regard your Satan.
This isn't a suggestion. I just wanted to let you know that your physics is flawed. Electric current does not need to travel any distance in order to have an effect... in fact, the drift velocity of electrons in a wire is actually very slow, around one meter per hour.
Lights still turn on immediately after the switch is flipped because the instant the wire experiences a current, the effects of that current are felt throughout the entire circuit. As soon as some electrons start moving, all of the electrons start moving, and the device at the end receives electricity, regardless of how far away it is.
If I had to make this into a suggestion, I guess it would be:
Author: Learn physics =P
Escape BHMK via HD/NB's corsets!
Volcano: Blow up with a whimper so we can get back to the real fucking story!
Death: Borrow the Devil's pitchfork. Morph it into the ultimate scythe form, The Triple Bladed Scythe of Doom... Muhahahahaha....
Durandal: Actually, you're only half-right... You hit the mark about the electrons themselves, but you forget the current is made by the movement of these electrons, and it can only travel as fast as the electrons allow it (near the speed of light).
Think of it like the line for a roller coaster: as people get on the coaster, they leave a void in the line that soon gets filled by other patrons moving forwards. But the void isn't filled instantly -- people towards the back probably won't see it, so they can't move forward until it gets to them.
The people, like electrons, can't move forwards until there's enough space to do so. The void, like the current, may move fast, but its motion is still dependent on those in line.
And this is just talking about direct current. I suspect alternating current may take even longer.
Devil: Praise DMK's efforts.
GPI: Fondly regard creation.
DMK: Stop trying, as you got this fight in the bag.
Try friendly approach at BHMK and tell him, what he is doing is wrong.
Why can't we be just friends?
Devil: Go down to Georgia
GPI: Creatively fondle garden.
The Devil: Go feed Fluthlu
AD: Out of nowhere, save PS and PI.
AH: Get Back to the Story.
HD: Push NB through the ASPECT CORSET.
NB: Go through the recenly-cleared CATHEDRAL OF SYNDETIC ASCENSION. Go to MOUNT SAINT LARDASS and adjust the MASS VALVE. BHMK is now MK again. Die from the volcano's eruption.
PI: Because NB took damage, your SYMPATHY PIGEON coos in a more excited manner. Your PYSCHE RACKET is maxed out.
PI: Use COMBAT OPERANDI: PIXIE STIX BLIZZARD. Sugar coats every inch of DMK's brambles. The sugar soaks the moisture out of the tentacles, which promptly crumble into an UNPLEASANT SLURRY.
PI: Imagine a GUMMI BEAR I.E.D. Fling at the UNPLEASANT SLURRY with purpose. The resultant explosion destroys DMK's HAT, revealing PANG NECTAR.
DEUS EX MACHINA
HD + NB: Jump off of hat
MSL: Blow the hell up, inverting the entire universe into a state of unlife.
Obtain TECTRIX OF THE ARBITRATOR from PI and weild it against DMK with INK OF SQUID PRO QUO
AD+ZAD+FAD: Truffle Shuffle for the crowd's amusement
PS:Check one the Fan.
PI: Wave copies of Hunk Rump at DMK to raise NORMATIVE FLUSTER METER, making him vulnerable to attacks!
Alternately, pop NB through corset, escaping DMMK. Have her paint a Celebration of Diversity Mural, thereby further raising DMK's NORMATIVE FLUSTER METER.
PS: Lure DMK directly over (under?) the now active volcano with the ship.
GPI: Aggress DMK. COMBAT OPERANDI -> DEUS EX MACHINEGUN
Devil: Perform Infernal Inspection
Everyone: with nothing better to do, enter game of LIFE.
Kirk: Use the bamboo with the sulfer, charcoal, and saltpete to create a crude firearm to shoot the alien with
G(oatie'd)PS: Sneak through seams in universe rift
Author: ComicBook Style excess character elimination death spree
Electrician: Snip the fan cord at the tower and splice the wires, short circuiting the universe.
PS(I think?): Use the wheel like one of those ball mazes to put the black hole in position to pull the light along faster (meh, no more horrid an abuse of physics than we have already...)
4 Heroes: Level up to late game classes
Random Character: UUDDLRLRBA
PS(With all the ammo but no guns): IDKFA
Snoop Dogg:Combat Technique: Bust a Move
WK: Ask your STRATEGIST to send a suitable officer to Hu Lao Gate to attempt to persuade LU BU to join your force.
PS: Use INK OF SQUID PRO QUO to exchange BRIAR OF CRUELTY for more-or-less equal amount of squid.
PI: Give PS TECTRIX OF THE ARBITOR
GPI: Fondly regard creation in a more hard boiled manner.
PS: Write UNPLEASANT NOTE about DMK.
PickleParts: Quantum Combat Operendi LvL i: Temporal Replicollision ad Infinitum.
PS: Bust out the Tectrix of the Arbiter, dip it onto the Ink of Squid Pro Quo, and unleash its mighty diplomatic powers on DMK. >:[
Weasel King: Flip the fuck out most royally.
Weasel King: Flip the fuck out most royally.
WK: Appease the volcano with virgins.
Electricity: Speed up due to Copper's new PI structure.
MtSL: Burst.
All: Gaze in confusion at the recap
PS: Realizing that there is no facebook group to appreciate your hard-boiled adventures, break out of DMK's grasp and run to a computer and establish said facebook group
next
RECAP PART 3
PI: Tell PS you won't last much longer.
PI: Tell PS the story of the TECTRIX OF THE ARBITOR.
PS: Use INK OF SQUID PRO QUO to summon Commander Courtesan Squid to do your bidding
PI: Finally, give PS the TECTRIX with some final words of wisdom.
Candy Mecha Legs: Shine a spotlight on PS for dramatic effect.
FAD: Check what's behind the doors.
PS: Hold your hat to your chest in respect for PI.
PS: Throw up your arms in anguish (and shout something into the sky).
PS: Load the TECTRIX OF THE ARBITOR with the INK OF SQUID PRO QUO.
PS: fire the TECTRIX at DMK.
Everyone on BHMK's hat: run into Life to get out of the way.
Courtesian Angels: do a synchronized lap dance on the pinhead.
Cartesian Angles: Join Fluthulu and become a non-euclidean fractal.
BRIAR OF CRUELTY: Throw PS and PI overboard.
PS: Fall in a baddass noir-film manner
PI: Fall in a silly manner, involving happless tumbling.
Devil: Wonder what the hell that rumbling noise overhead is.
Use the pen from the Weasel King and the Ink Of Squid Pro Quo to stab Dmk.
GPI: Pose as a playing card because the universe just got unreal.
BARD QUEST MUST GO ON!!!
King for no real reason starts to dance
Weasel King: Call for help.
Everyone: Exit through Death's door. Bring LIFE boardgame with you. Demand Death to create a new door to the weasel's kingdom, for GREAT JUSTICE.
PS: Escape with your TRUSTY KNIVES
PI: Imagine a much more powerful (and free) version of yourself.
honestly, they've been trapped for days now.
PS squad:
Try to fid a weak point in DMK's armor.
PS: That's no moon...
The Devil: Revel in the details.
Weasel King: Cut that Shit out, yo.
Devil: Truffle Shuffle!
DEVIL: Punch Death in the snout to establish frustration.
Those souls won't catch themselves, you know!
Next.
It's going to be inevitable, you know.
FRACTAL PARTY!!! W00T!!!
A small typo in the Devil's recap now means that DMK tried to trade his giant hat to disguise himself from FAD.
PS: Wonder what happened to your BATTERY PACK and EXTENSION CORD
(remember?
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000892
and
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000854
but they're missing at
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001661
because the battery could be an alternate power source for that fucking fan puzzle which has been going on for fucking ages...)
AD: Defying all logic release PI and PS from DMK's thorny grip with LV. 1985 CHUNKTECH -> I SMELL ICE SCREAM
GPI: Check progress on electrical cord.
Devil and Death: Strike a pose!
GPI: fondly regard cremation
PS: Get all Forest Gump and SAVE THAT FEATHER
PS: Try and grab the TECTRIX OF THE ARBITOR and use the INK OF SQUID PRO QUO on it and ARGRESS the BRIER OF CRUELTY.
PS: Grab that feather and pose heroically because SHIT JUST REACHED A TURNING POINT.
Feather: land next to tom hanks, forrext gump style.
PS: Quickly! Rescue the most prized posession in all diplomacy!
PS: CATCH IT!!!!
PS: The feather is invaluable! Catch it!
PS: For the love of God, CATCH THAT FEATHER!
PS: HOLD OUT HAT IN SNATCHATION!
Sun (And any other celestial bodies): Giggle Gleefully.
PI: sigh dejectedly.
PS: DIP NIB OF FEATHER IN INK OF SQUID PRO QUO ALREADY!
ANDREW HUSSIE, IT IS 1:04 AM, GO TO BED.
AH: BED-TECH: LVL 200 Teddy Bear SLEEP
Player (the guy sitting in front of the screen): Catch the feather
SEPULCHRITUDE!
PS: Catch the TECTRIX OF THE ARBITOR!
PS: Catch the TECTRIX OF THE ARBITOR and dip in INK OF SQUID PRO QUO.
Don't know how, but you pulled this off!
PS: Heroically wield TORCH BLADE OF THE ARBITOR.
It appears you now have a toy.
PS:Grab TECTRIX OF THE ARBITOR from the air in a hard-boiled and heroic fashion.
PS: For the love of GPI! Sepulchritude!
"[snip] I just wanted to let you know that your physics is flawed ...[snip]... Lights still turn on immediately after the switch is flipped..."
Nope!
"PS: Realizing that there is no facebook group..."
Yes there is!
http://www.facebook.com/pages/MS-Paint-Adventures/38862381873
"PS: Wonder what happened to your BATTERY PACK and EXTENSION CORD"
It was powering the skylight, which then turned into the skylight jawbreaker bomb and blew up.
PS: Veto laws of physics with Tectrix + Ink.
There may be consequences.
PI: Eat your sombrero!
PI:accidentaly drops feather into PS's eye.
PS: Lvl 74 Charismatech -> Litany of Fury!
DMK: Sneeze, causing an explosion of malevolence.
PS: [QUICK-TIME EVENT!] Press 'A' to grab TECTRIX in heroic and extravagant fashion!
Black hole somehow boosts the speed of light around the fan cord, making the electricity quickly reach the fan, which somehow blows DMK away from BHMK, and BMHK falls down to the four kingdoms where is awaits another blackhole...
TECTRIX OF THE ARBITOR: Flutter whimsically down, precariously close to one of DMK's eye.
PS: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CATCH THE DAMN TECTRIX!
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE!!
DMK Tenticles: Pose as a team, 'cause this shit just got real. Also, catch feather, tickle GPI.
PS: for the love of GPI, CATCH THAT TECTRIX! In a hardboiled fashion, of course.
xyzzy
GPI: Fondly regarb creation
How did PI get FAD's sombrero...
PS: Grab the Tectrix!
NB: Reveal what happens when the current finishes its journey across the universe and back.
Feather: Realise you are falling the wrong way (away from BHMK) and float back towards PI.
PI: Try a Lvl 0 Tickle-tech.
Tectrix: explode in righteous burst of charisma.
PI: Paralyse DMK with a jolly MEXICAN HAT DANCE.
Weasel King: Have another look at that volcano.
PS: COMBAT OPERANDI: -> SLEUTH GRAB
FAD: Use the lipstick to cut BHMK's brassier
PS: CATCH THE TECTRIX FOR GPI'S SAKE!!
PS: Grab that freaking feather!
GPI: Realize you're in peril, as well as your creations. Prevent the VOLCANO from erupting.
PS:Grab feather and hand it back to PI.
Gentlemen: START YOUR ENGINES!
PS: Become homoerotically interested in TECTRIX of the ARBITOR. YOU MUST FONDLE IT!
AH: Wonder if the Devil is AD's counterpart and Death/GPI is PI's, then who's PS's counterpart?
PS and PI: Pose as a small team because !LAER TOG TSUJ TIHS
PI: Conjure and throw PIE at PS.
PS: get hit in face with PIE.
DMK: laugh so hard you drop PI and PS
GPI: Fondly Regard Cherry Pie
Hatless Man: Wonder where MK left your HAT after he stole it to hide from FAD
GPI: fondly regard creatinine.
Part-pickles: create infinite black hole regress using Hawking radiation and BHMK.
Feather: fall in a more contemplative manner
PS: For the love of all that is loveable, SEPULCHRITUDE!!!
Weasel King: COMBAT OPERANDI->POP N' FRESH EMISSIONS TEST
Order one of your subjects to plug MOUNT ST. LARDASS with a TUBE OF COOKIE DOUGH.
PS: Grab feather in the most hard-boiled manner imaginable.
Feather: Float towards a man sitting on a bench waiting for the bus.
PS: Pour ink of squid pro quo over tentacles.
AH: Explain when and how MK ended up lodged in that volcano.
PS: grab the feather in a hardboiled manner
Everyone: FUUUUUUU-
Iron Eyes Cody: Weep stoically as Tectrix drifts to the ground.
Tetrix: Be incinerated by MOUNT SAINT LARDASS
PS: Quick! Grab the feather!
PS: Grab feather, then throw away that cumbersome inkpot so you can focus on tickling the tentacles.
PS: Grab feather and powerup to Cape PS! Wait, wrong game. Just grab it then.
PS: GUMPTECH: Level 32 Box of Chocolates
PS: Using the same 1337 skills with which you caught the safe key back in chapter 1, catch the falling feather in your hat.
PS: OH DEAR GPI GRAB THAT FEATHER
PS: The ultimate diplomatic tool! Quickly! Grab that feather, dip it in the ink, and fire it at the tentacles!
PS: With quick reflexes, shove your hat through the brier in time to catch the feather.
(reference to PS's amazing agility revealed in http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000295)
PS: Summon weasel king and advise him on volcano situation
Universe: Become much smaller due to the black hole's gravitational pull, shortening the fan wire and finally switching on that goddamned fan ... assuming the dollhouse's electricity supply is still running.
PS: thousands of voices shout out the name of your most deadly weapon. They sound like the same voices that were shouting the name of your most powerful SLEUTH DIPLOMACY a few rounds ago.
AH: Mature new GIFTECH: FEATHERGRAB IN FOUR FRAMES OR LESS!
PI: Politely ask the PI quarks in the quill to move back to your hand
PI: Equip sombrero
PI: catch that freaking feather
Shoot {cat}.
PS: Recover the Tectrix of the Arbitor and combine with Ink of Squid Pro Quo. "The pen is mightier than the sword."
LAND ALREADY!
PPPPFPPPFPFFFFFPFFPFFPPFPPFPPPPFPFPI:Suddenly come out of PS,therefore completely ruining the timeline.
PS: Make a disparaging remark about DMK's mother.
PI: Umm... seriously dude, imagine some longer arms and catch that stupid feather you butter-fingered wank.
PS: For Pete's sake, grab that feather!
PS: Wonder why and when PI stole your feather.
Feather: Tickle DMK by accident
Shut self in safe
PS: COMB RAVE: YOU SCRATCH MY BACK...
pi meets radius and they draw a circle through which they escape... the escape kills radius because he can't leave whatever he was leaving.
PS: Grab the feather you dunce.
HD: Push NB through the ASPECT CORSET.
NB: Go through the recenly-cleared CATHEDRAL OF SYNDETIC ASCENSION. Go to MOUNT SAINT LARDASS and adjust the MASS VALVE. BHMK is now MK again. Die from the volcano's eruption.
PI: Because NB took damage, your SYMPATHY PIGEON coos in a more excited manner. Your PYSCHE RACKET is maxed out.
PI: Use COMBAT OPERANDI: PIXIE STIX BLIZZARD. Sugar coats every inch of DMK's brambles. The sugar soaks the moisture out of the tentacles, which promptly crumble into an UNPLEASANT SLURRY.
Weasel King: COMBAT OPERANDI->POP N' FRESH EMISSIONS TEST
Order one of your subjects to plug MOUNT ST. LARDASS with a TUBE OF COOKIE DOUGH.
Weasel King: Use the AFTERLIFE FUTILITY HORN OF COMMAND DECEASED ONES.
Next: All the Weasels of the AFTERLIFE return the fuck back into LIFE.
Next: They're too many to even display in three panels.
Next: Their endless numbers cause a FRACTARÖK!
Professor Bee: Take some pills for your poor heart.
PI: Oh, just grab the feather, already. It's not like it's going anywhere anytime soon.
PS: ...Is it....time? Are the combs ready? .....Sepulchritude?
sorry *rembers password*
PS: ...Is it....time? Are the combs ready? .....Sepulchritude?
PI: Wish that you had a giant fan that could just blow the feather back up.....Oh wait...
FAN: Spin blades because of massive amount of gravity present.
AD: COMBAT OPERANDI--LEVEL 54 BELLY OF THE WHALE: STOMACH SINGULARITY
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