Wednesday, December 17, 2008

The MS Paint Adventures Suggestion Box


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- Maybe this is obvious, but only make suggestions for the latest point in the story! Posting the suggestion "shoot safe" when I am 800 pages past that point doesn't make the slightest bit of sense!

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Anonymous said...

Part-Pickles comprising Black Hole Mobster Kinpin's Gravity Brassier: Temporal Replicsimilie

Justin McMurdie said...

AD: sit down and cry due to scary side effects

Stephen Hosmer said...

AD: Show everyone your WHITE HOLE to counteract black hole.

Anonymous said...

Trollop Thief: Steal brassier from BHMK.

Anonymous said...

Chuck norris: Truffle shuffle

Anonymous said...

DMK: Retrieve arms from black hole.

Ellipsis said...

PI: Throw PS THE TECTRIX OF THE ARBITOR

Anonymous said...

Clearly Sane Man: Flip the fuck out... because the complex inner-workings of BHMK have made you realize how insignificant you are.

Anonymous said...

PI: Summon VG Cats!

Anonymous said...

AD: SUMMON THE VG CATS!

Anonymous said...

PS: Apease FINAL BOSS with candy corn

Anonymous said...

PS: Skip this shit and just grab the MEGATOn KEY whin DMK isn't looking

Anonymous said...

PS: S-S-S-S-S-SEPULCHRITUDE!!!!!

Anonymous said...

PS: Bribe candy mecha legs with 1 candy corn to bring you Snoop bust

Anonymous said...

PS:Combat Operandi -> Prickly Situation.

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Anonymous said...

Weasel King: Flip the fuck out.

Unknown said...

MSL: Explode

Anonymous said...

HD: Push NB through the ASPECT CORSET.
NB: Go through the recenly-cleared CATHEDRAL OF SYNDETIC ASCENSION. Go to MOUNT SAINT LARDASS and adjust the MASS VALVE. BHMK is now MK again. Die from the THUGS guarding the volcano.
PI: Because NB took damage, your SYMPATHY PIGEON coos in a more excited manner. Your PYSCHE RACKET is maxed out.
PI: Use COMBAT OPERANDI: PIXIE STIX BLIZZARD. Sugar coats every inch of DMK's brambles. The sugar soaks the moisture out of the tentacles, which promptly crumble into an UNPLEASANT SLURRY.
PI: Imagine a GUMMI BEAR I.E.D. Fling at the UNPLEASANT SLURRY with purpose. The resultant explosion destroys DMK's HAT, revealing PANG NECTAR.

voodooKobra said...

MSL: Erupt.

Anonymous said...

Mount Saint Lardass: Burst.

voodooKobra said...

Deus ex candy mecha!

Anonymous said...

MSL: Erupt.

Anonymous said...

WK: Take IMPERIAL GAZING WAND to top of MSL.

Tyler Sutterley said...

WK: send the finest sacrificial salted melons to appease Weasphaestos, god of fire

Anonymous said...

GPI: increase speed of light so you can fondly regard fan.

Tyler Sutterley said...

WK: ride the volcano like a mechanical bull

Anonymous said...

PI: throw SOMBRERO at DMK

Anonymous said...

MSL: Ride the ground like a mechanical bull

Anonymous said...

Weasel King: Throw BRASS EYEPEEP of his IMPERIAL GAZING WAND at volcano in fear.

Anonymous said...

Weasel King: Regally flip the fuck out.

Anonymous said...

Weasel King: PANIC!

Anonymous said...

MSLA: Commence eruptification?

Anonymous said...

Ogle the volcano into submission.

Anonymous said...

GPI: Regardlessly Fondle Creation

Anonymous said...

Everyone on hat: Do a dance involving a coordinated gigantic JUMP!

Anonymous said...

Death: Install a revolving door.

Anonymous said...

GPI: Increase the speed of light and become homo erotically attracted to fan

Anonymous said...

WK: Invite MSL for a splendid pumpkin (that may or may not exist) dinner.

Anonymous said...

GPI: Fondle regarded creation.

Anonymous said...

WK: Use Salted Melon Throne and Regal Desk Of The Weasel Patriarchs to make fort

Anonymous said...

Weasel King: Sacrifice virgin olive oil to the volcano.

GPI: Fondly remember days before the office door was locked.

PI: Conjure a Peanut Brittle Dumbwaiter to hide in until this attack blows over.

PS: Wish you still had that piece of paper in your inventory.

Unknown said...

PS: Return to the real realm, and kill KP (in the hope it kills the superboss)

Anonymous said...

GPI: Unfondle and Guard Creations

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WK: Majestically regard volcano

Juliette Backey said...

Status report?

Anonymous said...

BHMK: Enough of this foolishness, loosen corset.

Garion said...

Weasel King: Ride MOUNT SAINT LARDASS like a mechanical bull.

Anonymous said...

PS: SLEUTH DIPLOMACY on PI.

Dragonshayde said...

Weasel King: Flip the fuck out over impending volcanic eruption

Anonymous said...

Professor B: Get upset over intense fractal patterning of DMMK

Anonymous said...

Weasel King: Rationally think over the situation.

Anonymous said...

WK:Flip the fuck out

Anonymous said...

WK: Flip the fuck out over Volcano.

PI: Enough of these brambles! Conjure candy locusts to eat the vines.

HD: Rally everyone to think of a plan as to how to agress DHMK.

Iain McLeod said...

All: AGRESS RYAN NORTH

Anonymous said...

WK: Flip the fuck out, while riding the volcano like a mechanical bull.

Anonymous said...

WK: Punch MSL in snout to establish superiority.

Anonymous said...

NB: Take off sunglasses

Anonymous said...

Weasel King: Build fort out of volcano.

Unknown said...

Everyone on the hat: Sing "It's the End of the World as we Know it"

Anonymous said...

Check progress on electricity reaching fan.

Anonymous said...

See how that fan cord power is going.

Anonymous said...

All: giggle at the word "eyepeep"

Anonymous said...

PS: Feed Ink of Squid Pro Quo to DMK, hopefully reflecting all damage from the brier back to him.

Anonymous said...

NB: Put on another pair of sunglasses while uttering a devastating pun.

Anonymous said...

WK: Flip the fuck out.

Anonymous said...

PI: Ride thorns like a mechanical bull

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WK: Ride shaking volcano like a mechanical bull

Anonymous said...

FAD: Take GAME OF LIFE through LIFE DOOR.

Anonymous said...

WK: Pray to GPI for divine guidance

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Weasel King: FLIP THE FUCK oUT!

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WK: Flip the fuck out and sound the volcano bell.

Unknown said...

Weasel King: Wait, what? How did he get in that volcano?

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Anonymous said...

BHMK: Tighten again, to see what happens.

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GPI: Become homoerotically interested in your giant fan.

Anonymous said...

Guy who wants GPI to ride creation like a mechanical bull: Get a freaking life. Seriously, do you have nothing better to do?

Anonymous said...

GPI: Fondle Regal Creature(s)

voodooKobra said...

BHMK: Tighten drawstrings again. Just for the hell of it.

Unknown said...

Eveyone on BHMK's hat: Jump up and down simultaneously in an attempt to give BHMK a terrible headache.

TomSmizzle said...

Weasel King: Ride MOUNT SAINT LARDASS like a mechanical bull

Anonymous said...

wait, why is Mobster Kingpin in a volcano? Is this something we already knew about?

Unknown said...

Volcano: Erupt.

Weasels: Flip the Fuck Out!!

Anonymous said...

PI & PS: Auto Parry > Ride DMK like a mechanical bull.

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DMK: Fondly regard destruction.

Machinist said...

Weasel King: Order subjects to flip the fuck out on Mt. St. Lardass

Anonymous said...

Ethnically Diverse Partial Wall Murals(EDPWM): Do something goddamn useful for a change.

Anonymous said...

MSL: COMBAT OPERANDI -> BLOW YOUR TOP LV. 3

Jon_Danger said...

Mount Saint Lardass: Erupt already!

ZygmuntPolak said...

team on the hat in black hole: Make "human chain" on the back of DMKP and loose his gorset (or use goddes weapon to cut it!)

Anonymous said...

Weasel King: sacrifice weasel princess to appeal GPI

Deoch Masses said...

AD: Punch DEMIMONDE GODDESS in the snout to establish superiority.

Anonymous said...

Weasle King: Flip the fuck out

Deoch Masses said...

CPI: (Cellular Pickle Inspectors) CELLULARIS COMBAT OPERANDI: ATOMIC FINDERE

Findere is the latin origin of the word Fission

Anonymous said...

Weasel King: Ride Volcano like mechanical bull.

DavidL said...

Commenters: strike Anonymous in the snout to establish annoyance.

Anonymous said...

Mount Saint Lardass:
LV. 73 ERUPTECH -> POMPEICOLYPSE

Anonymous said...

Weasel King: Very justifiably freak the fuck out. (in a regal manner, of course)

Anonymous said...

PI: Reassemble your Phyla potsherds into an Ursine Amphora and use it to summon Ursine Anima - Ursus arctos gobiensis to chew you free from the brambles.

Anonymous said...

PS: Drink Ink in order to gain Ink super strength and break free of the PRICKLY SLEEPER HOLD.

Anonymous said...

Death: Take a second to ponder what the hell would happen if Kingpin was pushed through his corset in his current form, over sugar cubes.

Anonymous said...

MSL: Splooge!!!

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http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001283

remind the viewing audience that, in fact, PS cannot do such a Sepulchritude attack as of late.

Anonymous said...

Mount Saint Lardass: ERUPT ALREADY!

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DMK: Flip the fuck out!

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Volcano:Explode and sent your mighty sugarsyrup-lava in the middle off the world, coasing kingpins tentacles to glue together

Anonymous said...

"wait, why is Mobster Kingpin in a volcano? Is this something we already knew about?"

It's like how Nervous Broad's and Hysterical Dame's feet are sticking out of a couple o' pipes. It's the nature of the Scale Bodices.

Anonymous said...

BHMK: You suddenly begin to contract.

OH NO! Thats the first step of star-reformation.

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Weasel King: In a very calm, reasoned manner, send a group of heroes to MOUNT SAINT LARDASS to investigate.

Everyone on hat: JUMP to push BHMK through GRAVITY BRASSIER, causing humongous eruption but freeing everyone from the black hole.

Everyone: Fall through air holy shit you didn't expect to be EJECTED from the black hole!

FIERY TORRENT OF LAVA: Eject FMK into the sky, and threaten to hit everyone that was ejected from the black hole!

Anonymous said...

Clown Bard: Play a little RIVERDANCE

Anonymous said...

use codpiece to capture and interrogate swamp wizard about the dragon he is hiding.

Anonymous said...

WeaselKing: Enter Bunker of Domicility.

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PS: Inexplicably throw all of your useless ammo off the side of the boat.

Anonymous said...

Ah, I guess going to the pipes would be pretty pointless, I see.

Mount Saint Lardass: Erupt.

Anonymous said...

AD: Shoot that other guy with harpoon.

Anonymous said...

Weasel King: This may be the last time you set eyes on your glorious kingdom. Drown your sorrows in SALTED MELON VODKA.

Anonymous said...

Weasel King: Flip the fuck out at the sight of the nearly erupting volcano.

Anonymous said...

Weasel King: Flip the Fuck out due to impending volcanic eruption!

Anonymous said...

Weasel King: Flip the fuck out.

Anonymous said...

weasel king: summon court astronomer

Anonymous said...

eat your own face

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Team: Go inside the Midnight Overcoat

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MSL: BOOM!

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ZAD: Attempt to take hat from AD

Anonymous said...

PS + PI: Become fed up with DMK's bullshit.

Anonymous said...

PS: Lose the Game.

Anonymous said...

COURTESAN ANGELS: DANCE!!!

Anonymous said...

GPI: Fondly regard the wonderment & beauty of infinite fractals

Anonymous said...

1,000 angels: Pose as a team because shit just got stupid real.

Fieron said...

WK: flip the fuck out from fear of the volcano

Anonymous said...

FPI: Indulge in hot, juicy makeouts with PFPI. It's not gay if it's yourself.

Anonymous said...

WK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> FLIP THE FUCK OUT on VOLCANO

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