Wednesday, December 17, 2008
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NB: Lv. 50 GLASSESTECH: HIGH-PROFILE MURDER CASE OF THE VAPORS
Death and crew: Close game.Only one ball left!
PS: MATERIA FUSION - MASTER ATK UP++ 15 WITH CURAGA SPR 11 WITH HERO DRINK 999.
group truffle shuffle
You realize you're trapped in a MSPaint Adventure. This spells disaster. You grab the flipping gun.
GPI: For the love of you help us! Make the speed of light move faster or something..
Seriously now....SEPULCHRITUDE!!!
Ride the black hole like a mechanical bull
HB+ND: Escape through corsets out aspect and scale valves.
HD + NB: Tighten Busts to create black holes within the black hole
NB: Tighten corset to stretch yourself out of DMK's event horizon.
PS: Finish the last damn comb and use Sepulchritude as a comb rave!
Professor Bee: Ride the last comb like a mechanical bull.
NB: Fall in a more 2001: space odyssey fashion.
ALL DEAD CHARACTER'S WHO HAVE DIED BUT HAVE NOT ARRIVED AT DEATH'S REALM: Arrive at death's realm and complain about the wait.
Achievement Unlocked: Get sucked into a black hole and look cool doing it.
AD: Take full health bar from DMK and crack it open, letting the mercury-like substance glaze over the Final Pang Nectar Comb.
PI: Attain oneness with creation, for it is comprised of your own consciousness and imagination.
PS: Ride dumbstruck PI like a mechanical bull.
PS: Use Pulchritude stat to charismatically fool DMK to let you go to take a picture of him because he thinks shit just got real.
DMK: Use your bramble on the nearest Japanese all girl's school.
Wait... Imaginary GPI created both the imaginary and the REAL universe?
Reader: Flip the fuck out.
All: Agress
AD: Complain that that was all utter bullshit.
Hey, I was quoted by the author! ...Not that I can prove it's me... Anyway...
Now that the Part-Pickles are gone (technically), what game shall Death and his Troupe play? Perhaps take a stab at ONE OF THE FOLLOWING:
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001361
PI: Heroically retreat to the couch room.
PS: Curse your ally's cowardice.
...Hang on, I got this. GPI used the Part-Pickles to create the Universe. From the comic used, He definitely made the Realverse and all of the time which exists therein.
Meaning he also created the original Pickle Inspector. Who, later, would go on to split into 8 PIs in the Imagiverse.
One of these PIs would become GPI, and one would become the Part-Pickles.
...
[X] Don't show protips
P.S. Question last 19 chapters of story. Did all that really happen or is it just transendental atomic memory, spurred on by the highest probible chance of events reaccuring in the same manner as to create the universe and effectivly double the number of possible infintite parellel universes?
GPI: Politely ask Boneheads to move a bit faster, thereby increasing the speed of light.
PS: Give a self-esteem boost to PI, in order for his imagination to go up
PICKLEVERSE (PV): CREATIONTECH - TAKETH AWAY
GPI: Fondly regard the universe.
PS: Retrieve varies goodies from pocket
DMK: Agress GPI!
He is the only one who can match your power now, and is the only one who is in your way of becoming DEMON GODHEAD MOBSTER KINGPIN!
So go and destroy that useless deity and do something about this universe for a change, as he won't do anything.
AGRESS GPI ALREADY!
Part-pickles: Aggress speed of light.
PS: Throw paper across the room.
PS: Battle technique lv 9: Unconditional Surrender!
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE against GPI! Show him who's the lead character!
Part-Pickles: Retrieve arms from GPI
PS + PI: Grieve over loss of companions.
GPI: Regardlly fondle creation.
Okay, time out. If Pickle Inspector split into 8 and one of those clones became Godhead Pickle Inspector, which he messed with the space-time continuum to make the part-Pickles form the entire universe, wouldn't that create a paradox?
The universe and everything in it couldn't exist without Godhead Pickle Inspector, but Godhead Pickle Inspector couldn't exist without normal Pickle Inspector. So Pickle Inspector created a god who created him. Pickle Inspector couldn't exist without Godhead Pickle Inspector, but Godhead Pickle Inspector couldn't exist without normal Pickle Inspector.
It's so confusing! Please explain this paradox!
It's not a paradox, just a stable time loop.
Though I had figured they'd only make up the imaginary part of the universe.
PIs: Form an elaborate stereogram depicting a verboten cheat code
readers above: realize that there is no paradox assuming there is a hypothetical timeline which was unaffected by the time travelling and in which actual non-part-pickle particles made up the universe, and which is in no way different up to this point in time from the one made of part-pickles. Which would make sense given that the part-pickles are politely playing the roles of the particles, which they would have no understanding of were there not some actual particles on which some original timeline GPI had based his universal model. That said, as the timeline has already been stabilized up to this point and is under no obligation to remain the same beyond the time travel event to remain paradox-free:
Universal Part-Pickle Matrix: increase c
PS: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD EAT THE CANDY CORN!!!
PI: Realze the enite universe is a figment of your imagination.
PS: Realise that your speech bubbles are solid objects made of matter.
Electric Part-Pickles in the fan cord: Hurry the hell up!
PS : Get Key
DMK: Agress GPI!
He is the only one who can match your power now, and is the only one who is in your way of becoming DEMON GODHEAD MOBSTER KINGPIN!
So go and destroy that useless deity and do something about this universe for a change, as he won't do anything.
AGRESS GPI ALREADY!
GPI: Let there be light!
GPI: Rest on the seventh day.
PS: Become enlightened and use the power of CANDY CORN to escape.
P.S: Retrieve your gun, there are dames to be rescued!
a(atom)PIs: Forward to DKP's third form and disintergrate all the PIs that are the thorns.
Skip all this already.
PS: AGGRESS
Retrieve your KEY,there are dames to be rescued!
GPI: What does any of this have to do with the mega-awesome battle royalico with DMK???
Boneheads: Speed up
PS: Put candy corn in mouth and pretend to be candy corn vampire to scare DMK.
Part-Pickles: Form a Conga line
Andrew Hussie, you just broke my fucking head. Great.
Now that mini-PIs are electricity, they can speed up for the fan!
NB + HD: Land in a more immediate manner.
Eat candy corn to boost imagination to incredible proportions.
My God that was ama.... Wait how the heck are Death, MM, Whale, and HB going to continue their game now!? A travesty indeed!
HD: Push NB through the ASPECT CORSET.
NB: Go to Gutterpipe Projects and loosen BHMK's Mass Valve. Take massive damage from something, activating PI's ______ (name of bird) meter.
PI: Access the powers of the bird meter and use to free PS and you from the thorns.
(The whole bird thingy is from http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000952 )
Part-Pickle #4302: Take off hat and see what happens.
Death: Buy a new door on eDeath.egg.
PS: Get key
SD: You are one of the top snoops in the city. Solicitations for your service are numerous in quantity. Compensation, adequate. You are located on a balmy Candy Mecha legs in space. You are feeling particularly hard boiled tonight.
AD+PS+PI: Pray to DMK for forgiveness
wait what happened to the megatonkey!
PS: Candy Corn Vampire!
Particle Pickle Inspectors: get that electricity to the fan
Quickly hide PI-infused arms in safe.
Infinite particle-pickle electrons of the universe: hurry up to increase the speed of light.
Paradox: Don't happen
Particle Pickle Inspectors: Move around a bit and shorten the length of the fan cable considerably. Only 5 billion years to go, now!
GPI: Order PART-PICKLES to not form MK.
Part-Pickles: Stop comprising BRIER.
Part-Pickles: Combat Operandi -> Electronegativity.
PS: Sepulchitude!
Part-Pickles: Reform PS
GPI: Pose like a fondly regarding deity, because the universe just got real.
Can't we all just get along?
Part Pickles: Reconfigure the atomic structure of BHMK so he becomes a Worm Hole.
PIs: Increase speed of light.
GPI: Realize you're just stalling the end of the entire storyline and get on with SEPULCHRITUDE!
GPI: turn PURPLE!!!!!!!
Part-Pickles: Lv. 80 HAWKINGTECH: A BRIEF HISTORY OF CRIME
GPI: Continue fondly regarding creation.
ZAD: Sock lunatic in the snout to establish lunacy.
Photon Pickle Inspectors: Take a shortcut to the fan.
Past Problem Sleuth: Get ye GUN
Get key.
HEY! Whatever happened to the MEGATON KEY and the giant exit door in the office building? Everyone forgot about that! I would have gotten the KEY and gotten outta there! There's got to be something awesome behind that gigantic exit door...
SEPULCHRITUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS: use SEPULCHRITUDE on DMK's final form!!
PI's that compose DMK: Cease to exist. (screw the laws of thermodynamics)
PS: Retrieve arms from safe.
check comb progress?
Wait, forgot. As has been stated before:
GPI: Fondly regard massive temporal paradox.
Seriously. If all matter in the universe is PIs, and GPI was created from a PI made FROM PIs, then how the hell did GPI exist in the first place?
Andrew, what have you done? You've changed the future! You've created a time paradox!
Cutscene: PS: Why do I feel like oggling all of a sudden...
PS: find seeds for OMEGA Schema Pumpkin
Evolve!
PI's in PS's CANDY CORN: Rearrange your atomic structure into a weapon of some kind, perhaps a laser cannon.
PS: OH NO! it looks like the seeds for OMEGA schema pumpkin are behind the MEGATON DOOR! you'll need to find the MEGATON KEY in order to even get to them, let alone plant them!!
PART-PICKLES: Use own power to power fan.
>Comb Report!
YES! The LEVEL 8 TECTON HIVE is completed! The time is now...
>PS: COMBAT OPERANDI -> SEPULCHRITUDE
PS charges, is interrupted by HbP.
Hold up, what's this? Honeybee Professor seems to be trying to tell us something.
Zoom in on Lv8TH...
>Next.
closer...
...aaand there.
HbP points to a single empty triangle.
Oh, dear. It seems that the LEVEL 8 TECTON HIVE is exactly 1 PANG NECTAR away from completion.
DMK looks menacing, laughs.
All you need to do is a single point of damage to DMK. Too bad he's invincible. And you're weaponless.
PS makes "this is complete bullshit" face.
PS: Turn protips on and beg Professor Bee for help
Part-Pickles: Level c Universal Ogle.
Part-Pickles: Follow the commands of GPI to the letter like propriety commands, and do nothing a normal atomic particle wouldn't do.
Boneheads: Goof it up and accidentally decrease the resistance of electric wiring so that it actually increases the speed of electricity going through it. Way to go, moron.
PI: Open up MS Word and throw that annoying paper clip guy (Clippit) at DMK.
Paper Clip lvl 6 Boxes of Botheration!
Paper Clip floats in front of DMK and blocks attacks with a constant barrage of useless question boxes.
"So I see you are trying to destroy your enemies, would you like me to annoy you?"
1.yes
2.yes
Captain Snoop Update?
PS: Use Candy Corn. Must be important.
PART-PICKLES: GODSPEED LV. 80
Ignore the lightspeed and power up the fan.
"You've changed the future! You've created a time paradox!"
Actually, it would be a stable time loop. GPI created the universe, which created PI, who created GPI, and so forth.
Part-Pickles: aggress.
Death: put the alleged CAUSALITY PARADOX in your INVENTORY
PI: wake up and realize it was all a dream.
Part-Pickles: pose as a team because shit just got material.
PPPIs(Past Part-Pickle Inspectors: Spend the entire game powering up your Neutrinos to infuse Past Candy Corn with UGP (Untold Godly Powers).
Crowd falling in the black hole: land already!
PS: Tread in a HARDBOILED manner, the PICE is with you.
GPI: Fondly reward fermentation. (translation: Give booze to PS)
For the swamp wizard part, make him do another lute solo!
AH: Blow my fucking mind.
PPPI's: Pose as a team cos shit just got atomic.
Boneheads: Increase lightspeed.
GPI: remind us about the robot thing.
PS: Exit through office door.
GPI: Creatively regard fondling.
PI: Have queer and unusual feelings about being made up of smaller versions of yourself.
GPI: Pose like a fondly regarding deity, because the universe just got real.
part-pickles: stop being DMK
GPI: Regardless, fondle creation.
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPI: ogle PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPI
DMK: Agress the only one who can match your power; GPI.
AD: Offer Bathearst to an elf for a wish.
Part Pickles: Form a gun in PS's hand.
Check on final honey comb
GPI: Fuse with Zenu!!!
PS: use combat operandi Henry Clay lvl 2
I'm not sure if that's a paradox or not... GPI created the universe retroactively, I'll allow that, but if everything in creation is a combination of part-pickles in different states, then what is PI made of? If he is (and always has) been made of iPIs at the lowest level, then surely his imaginary form is, too? And therefore, every iPI currently in existence is made of infinitely many smaller iPI's?
Perhaps GPI did all this on purpose. It is fitting with his fractal afterlife.
And my command:
PI: Say some dramatic last words, then give PS the TECTRIX OF THE ARBITOR right before the tendrils coddle you to death.
PS: Mourn the loss of your final comrade.
PS: Become enraged with diplomacy at the final, non-imaginary death of your last partner in sleuthing.
NB: Stop falling and land already!
PS: Get key.
To the folks who remembered about the Megaton Key:
The object of the game is to leave your office and find the REAL CITY STREETS, not to be confused with the IMAGINARY CITY STREETS. The only way to leave the imaginary universe for good is by opening the big door with the MEGATON KEY, which only the strongest man in the world can wield. Originally, MK guarded the MEGATON KEY but it seems safe to assume that BHMK holds it now, and thus both BHMK and DMK must be defeated before Problem Sleuth can leave. I have my theories about where all this will end up, but due to the HUSSIE UNCERTAINABILITY exhibited by the nature of the PLOT and all PLOT-RELATED ITEMS, any theories I make about the end will not come true. Which would be a shame, because some of them are pretty cool. So I'm shutting up about any guesses I have about, say, everybody dying before the end of the battle, DMK winning for good, and GPI being alone in an empty imaginary universe.
And if you read this far, I've also figured out why we can't enter any more cheat codes: The CODE MACHINE blew up when the OFFICE WINDOW annihilated itself.
PPI's: Rearrange selves to form dead DMK
NB HD: Enter corset and scale bodice respectively
Part-Pickle Inspectors: fill up Level 8 Impetus Comb already, you make up everything! Sheesh...
PS and PI: Be constricted in a more hardboiled manner and silly manner respectively
Heroes: Stare into space, without a cause.
PI: Get key
jesse spelled xenu wrong
iPI's: disperse from DMK and end this forever.
Hippo inspectors: Lvl 10000000000000000 truffle shuffle combat operandi with chris farley and lawrence "chunk" cohen from the goonies.
GPI: Candy Corn Vampire!
PS: Get key. Hey wait...
HB: Combat Operandi -> Work Ethnicity Expansion
take the gun and go to work and slaughter all customers cause theyre annoying as hell cause the guy is hard boiled
HD: Tighten corset and scale down to size of BHMK. Cut through his corset strings with your lip gloss.
CANDY MECHA + SNOOP BUST: Hurl lv 8 impetus comb into BHMK, overloading the TENSILE STRENGTHOMETER of his CORSET DRAWSTRINGS and causing him to briefly revert to normal MK.
By some freakish connection this also opens up DMK to damage.
GPI: Fondly regard infinity.
Part-Pickles: Realign to change key into gun right as PS reaches to pick up the key
P.S. COMBAT OPERANDI: Create Gummy Bear I.E.D and throw into BRIER OF CRUELTY
Death: Put on more tea for new comers.
Everyone: Flip right the fuck out.
Angels: Dance!
Angels: SEDUCTECH LVL 6 FLIRTATIOUS GAZE
Angels: begin dancing
BHMK: Throw down your hat in (insert emotion here)
> PI: Being a God, all matter in the universe, and humble man, cosplay as Haruhi Suzumiya.
DMK: Agress GPI
Everyone on top of BHMK's hat: AGRESS BHMK
Death: Have tea break with GPI.
JailBreak Guy: Flip the fuck out.
WhoreHeroes and Heroes: Merge and form one party.
Everyone: Wonder where Elf Priest went.
Bathearst: Ask why all men are bald in innocent manner.
GPI: Regardless, fondle creation.
NB + HD: Attempt to connect Life and Death doors.
Angels: Fly around DMMK's head like a swarm of annoying gnats.
HD: Slide off the hat to explore the nothingness.
NB+HD: Move the Life door and push it into the Death door and see what happens
AH: make pose as a team t-shirt with no text because shit just isnt that real if it needs to be pointed out
Part-Pickles: Hurry the electricity up past the speed up light.
Meanwhile at Professor Bee's house.t
On the head of a kingpin? Wow, that one was CHEAP, Andrew :P
Oh, hell. Why not;
COURTESAN ANGELS: COMBAT OPERANDI -> A THOUSAND JIGGLES
GPI: Cut the wire and re-attach it closer to the fan.
FAD: Punch DEMIMONDE GODDESS to establish superiority,
HD + NB: Tighten corsets
MM: Worry about your electricity bill.
PS: You only have enough materials to use sepulchritude once, so make sure you save it in case you have to off yourself later.
DEATH: Take a holiday.
The what called on the who for why on kingpin's head.
Angels: Polka with wild abandon
AD+ FAD+ZAD: Simultaneously Punch DEMIMONDE GODDESS to establish superiority.
PI: Quickly, give PS the TECTRIX OF THE ARBITOR!
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