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AD: Establish superiority by punching nearest angel in snout
Fan report
HD: Give FAD your scaled corset.
HD: Fall through your bodice, to get to GUTTERPIPES PROJECT.
Also, where is all the debris, the boardgame pieces, the doors, and the rest of the stuff that BHMK sucked up?
Part-Pickles in corset: Untighten.
MM: Remind everyone that Kingpin's corset is actually a GRAVITY BRASSIER that belongs to you.
Angles: COMBAT OPERANDI --> DANCE SCHEMA --> "RIDE IT LIKE A MECHANICAL BULL"
You know, I'm kind of wondering how much of the plot has been solely for the purpose of leading us to this pun.
COURTESAN ANGELS: Do a dance.
oh, and also then everyone should go about loosening and/or removing that gosh-darn corset.
CA: Line dancing competition.
Preferably with country backing by the assorted Ace Dicks.
Dear Andrew Hussie,
You now have caused me nightmares on account of this picture here:
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/advimgs/ps/ps1476.gif
Because of which, I declare INTERSUBCONSCIAL WAR.
On a more related note to the suggestions; Because most of the people on MK's Super Massed Hat do not know where they are I suggest:
All on top of the Super Massed Hat:
observe surroundings to deduce whereabouts
Don't forget, when you finally get around to BHMK being the Really Dead Last Uberfinal Boss to use his full title:
BLACK HOLE DARK MATTER FIESTA MOBSTER KINGPIN
(subject to change if he goes through further transformation)
(continued from February 7, 2009 12:16 PM)
>PS: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> THE BEST PLAN
You flail around, shouting profanities and being silly. DMK is in awe of your magnificent PULCHRITUDE.
>Next.
DMK loses one hitpoint, spilling a single drop of PANG NECTAR! Qiuckly, take it to the TECTON HIVE for processing!
>BHMK: GRAVITECH -> SUPERMASSIVE EXTORTIONIZATION
Focusing your incredible gravitational pull, you take the PANG NECTAR for yourself.
>Next.
SONNOVABITCH.
AD: Punch nearest COURTESAN ANGEL in the snout to establish superiority.
(if/when PS and PI get free...)
>PS: Diplomatically request GPI for the use of his knives.
You reach towards the NAVIGATION VIEWFINDER through the CLOCKTOWER OF CARTESIAN ALIGNMENT and wrench GPI's knives from his hands. GPI regards you fondly. It's not like he can do anything else, really.
>PS: LV. 6*9 MOLLIFY -> UNIVERSE UPROAR! TRUSTY KNIVES OF THE OMNISCIENT OGLE
BHMK: Notice something on top of your hat.
DMK: Agress GPI
GPI: Fondly reguard agree-OHMYGODNOTTHETRENOTTHEREPLEASENONOTTHERE!!!
DMK: Laugh at the weakling that is pretending to be a god. You have more power in one of your eyes than he does in all of his "glory". Well, your going to remove that l in his "glory".
FAD: Your fight with MK ain't finished is it? Agress CORSET!
4 Warriors: Help him!
GPI: Increase speed of light by a factor of 5.676x10^17! Compensate for the increase in energy by decreasing BHMK's mass to maintain the first law of thermodynamics!
KINGPIN: Dance!
People on hat: Investigate laws of physics inside event horizon.
AH: Explain what is happening at panel 001677
People on Hat: Take door of life through door of death, just to create another fractal thing
KINGPIN'S hat blows off from a sudden wind.
FAD: Descend to corset strings.
Courtesan Angels: rock the boat
DMMK: Throw down hat in disgust for no apparent reason.
PS: attempt to eat own foot
Constituent part-pickles making up DMK: Disperse.
PS: Do i have to say it COMB RAVE...... SEEEEEEE.....PPPUUUULLLLLLL....CHRITUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!!!!
FAD: Establish superiority by punching DEMIMONDE GODDESS in snout.
DEMIMONDE GODDESS and ANGEL COURTESANS: Align self with FAD, creating a permanent alliance between the whores and the sleuths
BHMK: Realize that "dense" has two meanings and apply the other meaning.
PS: Invoke OBSCURE FOURTH WALL RULES to prompt dungeon master to reduce DMK's protection by way of HOGGING SNACKS
1000 angels: Dance the night away!
Bottom (Top?) half of GPI: Examine other flower.
GPI: Increase speed of light
DEMIMONDE GODDESS: Express your love to GPI.
PS: Get the TECTRIX OF THE ARBITOR and subsequently wield it.
Never mind about the doors and boardgame, I was being a bit ignorant.
But the surly thugs and egg and whatnot?
AD: Defying all logic, come out of nowhere and rescue PS and PI from DMK's thorny grip 'cause you're a fucking team!
Make introductions.
Angel Army: Sing the Hymn of Quantum Gravitation
PI: Just before you are coddled to death, say some dramatic last words and give PS the TECTRIX OF THE ARBITOR.
PS: Load the mighty pen with the INK OF SQUID PRO QUO.
PS: COMBAT OPERANDI: LEVEL 96 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY: THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE THORN.
So I was reading through the archives for something I might have missed, and check out this one again:
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000783
Wait for it to sink in...
That's right! The TECTRIX OF THE ARBITOR is actually referred to, in canon, as "perhaps the most potent weapon of the kingdom, the legendary TECTRIX OF THE ARBITOR."
Surely a weapon of this status is mightier than any sword!
And let's not forget that, while PS now has EXACTLY the right amount of material components (including material components from the chemistry set and the final comb) to preform SEPULCHRITUDE, he can also only do it once. So wait until the final showing of the vulnerabulb, if possible. Meanwhile, we really need to go some good with that ink!
Everyone: Escape through HD's corset
(HD's corset is the one that is activated, as seen in the battle versus MM)
>BHMK: Ride DMK's hat like a MECHANICAL BULL.
GODHEAD PICKLE INSPECTOR: Dramatically regard creation because shit literally just got real.
Churlish Toff: Push the Prison Guy off for shits and giggles.
(Part 1)
>Bard: Show your mighty codpiece to the Wizard, such that he may bask in your glory.
The Wizard grow annoyed with your presence and sends you somewhere far away.
You are now aboard the CHICAGO OVERCOAT. The large Head-Plant creature, while clearly not a dragon looks none too friendly.
>Bard: AGRESS
You viciously assault DMK with your LUTE. Too bad you missed the "He's Invincible" speech...
>DMK: LV. 99 CODDLETECH -> THORNSWOGGLE
Hm, an intruder. Rather a weak looking guy at that. This'll just be a sec.
...Blast! All of your CODDLETHORN VINES are occupied at the moment! You drop Pickle Inspector to deal with this miserable wretch.
>Bard: Struggle in vain!
It's no use! His grip is too strong! Accepting your fate, you sadly remove your magnificent codpiece to prevent it from being crushed by the vines.
The Bard is slain.
(Part 2)
>PI: Take codpiece.
You take the HULL OF THE FLAGSHIP. Its beauty is too divine to describe. You begin to put it on.
>Courtesan Angels: LV. 1000 CHOIRTECH -> GLORY OF THE FLAGSHIP
You sing a holy chorus as PI dons the magnificent nether aegis. Not that he can hear you.
>Next.
PI equips the HULL OF THE FLAGSHIP.
>OK, sweet.
KP: Remove your hat
1000 Angels: Dance. To the tune of Thriller, preferrably.
BURN IT ALL DOWN
NB and friends: Casually walk out through Death's door.
(Part 3)
Pickle Inspector has fused with the HEAVILY ARMORED BIOMECH SUIT, and has risen several OMNIPOTENCE TILES in the GILDED EVOLUTIONARY TORUS.
Pickle Inspector is now Pickle Gadget! His VIM rivals that of Fiesta Ace Dick himself! Go, Pickle Gadget!
Am I not being obvious enough with this reference?
EVERYONE ON DHMK: Find out where you are and FLIP THE FUCK OUT.
PIs making up the electrons flowing within the fan power cord: Hurry up!
FAD: The time is ripe! That UGLY DOG sits in your inventory no longer! COMBAT OPERANDI: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
NB: Scan surroundings with your NIGHT VISION GOGGLES.
angels: use collective adhesive properties to construct tower to freedom
COURTESAN ANGELS: begin precarious 80's style horror-film themed group dance!
PS: Get the Tectrix of the Arbitor.
Also, remember that it must be sharpened, according to the walkthrough:
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000821
HD + NB + DEMIMONDE GODDESS + ANGEL COURTESANS: travel through 'SCALE BODICE' as it applies only to sexy female figures.
LADIES: Fly (NB and HD being carried by angels) to the brothel in the sky.
NB, HD, and DG: Remain at the brothel while the angels go assist PS and PI with charisma based INCANTATIONS OF BURLINESS and WARDS OF MACHISMO.
BHMK: Take a chill pill, dude.
PS: Use your high PULCHRITUDE stat to convince DMK that his practical immortality is unnecessary and makes him look like a douche.
PS: Stop to contemplate utter absurdity of predicament
PS: Splash ink of squid pro quo in DMK's eyes.
PS: Check the FRACTAL PROSPECTUS.
PS: poke DMK in eye
We get it, you like fractals :P
PI: Toss hidden Odd Job hat to PS so he can hack through the tentacles or hit DMK in the eye with it.
Everyone: Enter afterlife.
Andrew Hussie: Continue demonstrating obsession with fractals.
PS: Summon Henry Clay
Death: Shake head sadly at insanity of all this... It used to be so easy...
PI: This rude intrusion (rudetrusion?) into your personal space has to stop. Summon the spirit of imagination, WALT DISNEY, and imagine your way out of this shitstorm!
GPI: Fondly regard older save state.
BHMK: Lv. 99 FRACTALTECH: J. ROBERT OPPENHAMMER
Infinite Courtesan Angels: Become entangled, quantumly and romantically, with infinite part-pickles.
PI: Take some random thing from your inventory and throw it at DMK's middle eye thing.
AH: Create glorious new SHIRT DESIGN from DARK MATTER KINGPIN FORMATION.
Demimonde Goddess: Shake fist ineffectually at whoever made that darned gravity brassiere in the first place
AD: Punch FAD to establish superiority.
FAD: Punch ZAD to establish superiority.
ZAD: Punch AD to establish superiority.
GPI: Fondly Regard Plagiarism
Part-pickles: Become weary of your inconceivably repetitious part-ickle nature; consider forming a union as appropriate
PPI+PFPI+FPI+FFPI: Become radioactive and cause DMKP to release a controlled atomic blast on only himself.
Has anyone just suggested
AD: punch DMK in the snout to establish supremacy
yet?
1000 Angels: Sabotage DMMK corset.
DMK: LV. 113 FRACTALTECH -> MANDELTHROTTLE
Fractal Card KingPin: BLACKHOLE BRUTALIS > STABILIZE!
P.I and P.S: Turn KP's hat inside out.
Everyone: Oh balls.
PS & PI: Aggress.
PS: Struggle in a more hardboiled manner.
PI: Struggle in a sillier manner.
DMK: CODDLETECH LV. 69 TENTACLE EXTRACTION
COURTESAN ANGELS: Fly everywhere.
PI: INFERNAL RAGE LV. 9001
AD: Topple sacred urn
BHMK: LV. 34 QUANTUMTECH -> HAWKING RADIATION
Bathearst: Initiate improbably prescient but meticulously detailed plan for just such a situation.
GPI: Fondly regard cremation
Snoop Dogg Candy Mecha: Rescue PS and PI.
Clown Bard: Serenade Demimonde Goddess
HD+NB: Pray.
(a la Earthbound - battle vs. Giygas)
PI: Realize the fact you still have candy corn liquor.
You just now remembered that factor?
PI: Drink candy corn liquor to gain godlike powers once more.
Now you can break out!
PS: Boldly put on your resolve hat and declare, There is no time for tentacle-fondling that is a good time for tentacle-fondling!
PS: FINALLY, the time has come for the pure charisma of your sepulchritude attack.Have your honey comb flask filled!
PS: FANSERVICETECH LVL 99: Heroic bare-chested escape!
Conjure another Pez Uzi: that thing kicked ass
EVERYONE: Pose as the ultimate team, because shit just got the most real it's ever been
4 HERO'S PARTY COMBO > GET THIS PARTY MOVING
Elf mage > Summon Hunk Rump Stars
Clown Bard > Lute Solo > EVERY BODY DANCE NOW
Hog Cleric > shake that rump
Weasel Warrior > make every one dance by Flipping the Fuck Out
NB: Invite Death to join you.
PS: eat two pieces of corn candy and use COMBAT OPERANDI:SUGAR-OVERDRIVE
Weasel King > give PS the TECTRIX OF THE ARBITOR (tho tecnically PI should have it regardless of the fact it appears to be missing from his inventory)
Stop. Hammer Time.
Everyone: Try to contact the angels stuck on the lower hat
(see: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001692)
Everyone: Tear through BHMK's hat to obtain the sweet, sweet sugar-free Chiclets inside.
DEMIMONDE GODDESS & COURTESAN ANGELS: DIVINE EXTERVENTION
Snoop Dogg Candy Mecha: Search desperately for help for your best friend, PS.
BHMK: Begin destroying DMK's hat by means of gravitation.
GPI: Irately regard gravitation
Dang blast it Andrew, is that your excuse? A thing like the afterlife?
*facepalm*
PI: Comb rave -> Pickle Barrage!
HD: Loosen scale bodice and aggress at kingpin. Try to sever the corset he's wearing.
DMMK: Loosen corset.
DMMK: Loosen corset in silly manner.
DMMK:Loosen corset and then retighten it repetedly.
DMMK:Tighten corset still more.
PS, PI: Fondle tentacles.
is vimeo using your legally binding graphic? har!
PS: use FLASK
MSPA: Copy Protection Scheme -> pg. 45, par. 3, word 37.
PS: Establish Guybrush Threepwood schema, and save your friends. (Arr.)
GPI: LV. 99 Regardtech: OMNIBENEVOLENCE
PI: Get fractal kingpin black hole
PS: combo attack! LvL 28 candy cane crucifix + LvL 77 Pixie Sticks Holy Water
PS: Stub out cigar on DMK's thorny tentacle in a hardboiled manner, possibly with a gritty one-liner to follow up.
ZAD: Stand on FAD's shoulders
NB: Untie BHMK's corset
Atomic Part-Pickles: Screw physics and plot devices! You are the basis of all creation! Now use your superior numbers and sentience to start pushing that electrical current across the universe double-time! Or better yet, compress all matter in the univese to shorten the distance.
PI: Quick give Problem Sleuth the Tectrix of the Arbitor before it's too late!!!
PI: Quick give Problem Sleuth the Tectrix of the Arbitor before it's too late!!!
AD: Punch DEMIMONDE GODDESS in the snout to establish superiority.
PS: Consume candy corn!!!
DMMK: Become self conscious about weight and figure and loosen drawstrings.
PI+PS: Make DMK eat BHMK!!
GPI: Fondly regard crustacean.
PI: Quick give Problem Sleuth the Tectrix of the Arbitor before it's too late!!!
PI: Inject BHMK with anti-gravitational dark energy, causing a massive explosion
WHAT IS GOING ON???
PS: Check nectar production
PS: Drink INK OF SQUID PRO QUO
PS: If there EVER was a time for Sepulchritude, my GOD man, now is that time!
PIs that make up DMMK and DMK: COMBAT OPERANDI: VIOLENT REACTIONS
Check status of electricity.
NB: Tell BHMK that he looks like a woman with his corset done up like that.
PI: BATTLE TECHNIQUE: HEADRUSH
DMK: Fondly regard damnation
PI: Eat Candy Corn
Hold on. I just got something:
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001459
Murel doesn't like other people having her Corset. And who has her corset?
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001493
Yes, it's MK. We'll get back to him in a bit. Presently, Murel is located here:
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001660
In the Afterlife. The door leading out of the Afterlife is here:
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001687
Or, more specifically, here:
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001690
Yes, let's get MM on the scene to bust up BHMK! ...Is what I'm suggesting here.
BHMK: Break reality in a more menacing manner.
PS and PI: DO NOT ride brier like a mechanical bull.
BHMK: Pull Brier of Cruelty into your event horizon, along with DMK's hat
BlackHole: Sucks in DMK's Hat, too.
DMK: Destroy CHICAGO OVERBOAT while wondering you haven't tought to do that till just now.
MM: Exit the afterlife to discover what BHMK has been up to with your corset.
PPPPFFFFFFPPFFPPFFFFPPPPFFFPPFFPPFFFFPPPFFPFFPPFFFPPPFFFPPFFPPFFFPPFFPPI: Do something remarkable
NB: Tighten drawstrings to become Black Hole Nervous Broad.
PS: Disconnect your arms to use them for attack.
Death: Mourn the loss of your guests, then walk outside to find things to do.
PI: Assemble FORT out of crates
PI: Show PS your candy corn liquor..
Molecular PIs: slow the molecular reactions of all matter, except for the electrical current, to a crawl, effectively increasing the speed of light (at least, as far as the cable is concerned).
PS: Get ye flashback.
PI: Since you currently have no VIM whatsoever, you probably won't last much longer. Say something DRAMATIC and CHARISMATIC to heighten the tension of the moment, and then weakly hand PS the TECTRIX OF THE ARBITOR before you die.
PI: Become one with the universe and become a serene spirit tester, refusing to leave the afterlife.
MM: Death: glance out door to see if you'll be needed to pick someone up on the battlefield soon.
Snoop Mecha: ask professor bee how to mess with the speed of light, purely out of academic curiosity of course.
Weasel King: start to shut down the computer, but glance at the WALKTHROUGH first to see what SEPULCHRITUDE actually does.
GPI: Fondly regard creation.
DMK: Stretch a tentacle through the viewport, reach down with giant tentacle and break steering wheel off of boat, reel in wheel (through wheel) to create yet another deadly fractal.
AH: Regard sudden popularity spike due to cross-comic linkage, fan art, and excited word-of-mouth.
Press Ctrl+Alt+delete and delete DMK.exe
DMMK: kill GPI villanously.
Death: Politely allow MM to leave. Politely.
PAUSE
PS: Serious... DMK sucks joke now... HURHURHURHURHUR...
PS: Imagine "One Winged Angel" Advent remix is playing on account of how real shit just got.
PS + PI: Disco-jive the hell outta those tentacles!
now can I Pulchritude? Can I can I can I can I?
PS: Gnaw off own arms to escape.
PS: Smash the bottle of squid ink and use it to stab DMK's tentacles.
All the people in the black hole: Go into DEATH's OFFICE.
DEATH: Move your office door to the ship.
Everyone: Join the battle.
DEATH: Convince MM to turn good and help defeat DMK.
PS: I'm sorry, did I hear somebody say SEPULCHRITUDE?!?!?
BHMK: ride DMK like a mechanical bull
or
BHMK: puch DMK in the snout to establish superiority
Everyone in Afterlife: Exit through DEATH's door.
MM, HD, NB: Uneasey FACEOFF
DEATH: Ogle MM Disconcertingly.
MM: Try to impress DEATH with your MANNERS by apologizing to HD and NB and promising to mend your ways.
MM: Begin turning over this new leaf by requesting the SKELETON KEY and PAINT PALLET back and making a wonderful mural of ETHNIC DIVERSITY AND CHEER on BHMK's hat.
Elemental part-pickles allocated at the cable: Pass around smaller part-pickles like the Olympic Fire to speed up powering of fan.
PS: SEPLECHLURITUDE!!
Fractal Orb of Insanity: Do something profound.
PI: Realize you have no VIM GAUGE and spontaneously combust
fractal malfeasance detected:
vibrations from the fractal honeycomb AND
fractal quark pickle inspectors AND
fractal DMK black hole
create
bee DMK pickle inspector hawking radiation
BHMK: ride DMK like an ominous all-consuming black hole.
BHMK: Declare "There can only be one!" Adjust bustier to become the one true Singularity Mobster Kingpin, and eliminate the fractal BHMKs.
all: accept death
GPI: Fondly ride creation like a mechanical bull.
GPI: Fondly ride creation like a mechanical bull.
GPI: Fondly ride creation like a mechanical bull.
GPI: Fondly ride creation like a mechanical bull.
GPI: Fondly ride creation like a mechanical bull.
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