Wednesday, December 17, 2008
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«Oldest ‹Older 6001 – 6200 of 11545 Newer› Newest»PS: Perform a slingshot maneuver around the black hole obtaining a relativistic velocity in a manner reminiscent of 80's science fiction TV shows.
For the love of Snoop Dogg, GPI, and all that is imaginary: fill PS's suckle receptacle!
Also
DMK: Regardingly fondle creation.
GPI: Fondly regard Hawking radiation.
DMK: CODDLETECH > THORNCOMB
PS: Sepulchritude...?
NB and HD: Turn in to hellish flesh-monster from the movie event horizon.
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE! (Those of you ranting against the suggestions, get a life. There are better ways to spend your time writing a three paragraph synopsis of the plot explaning why sepulchritude cannot be used.)
Fill PS's suckle receptacle
GPI: regard DMK and BHMK with faint disapproval
Fluthlu: Emerge from event horizon
Death: HIPPOTECH: MUNCH OF THE MASSES on the BOARD GAME BALLS
AH: Punch Ryan in the snout to establish superiority.
PI+PS: Counter-fondle the frisky creepers.
Give the creepers a good, disconcerting fondle to give them a taste of their own medicine(and perhaps establish superiority?).
SEPULCHRITUDE
Weasel King: Bestow the legendary TECTRIX OF ARBITOR upon PS for this final attack.
OR
PI: Give PS the TECTRIX OF ARBITOR
(which was under his hat the whole time ever since the showdown with Death)
PS: Enter long, flashy power-up/magical-girl-transformation sequence to give comb time to finish.
I suggest cool new costume. Keep the hat, though.
And of course DMK won't attack you while you're doing this- villains never attack during a MGT. It's just NOT DONE.
PS: Seven comb Sepulchritude!
PS: Hmm, do something, anything, besides SEPUUUUUULCHRITUDE! Ya, anything but that.
Meanwhile, in the afterlife...
Death, with stereotypical kiss marks, fleeing from one rather-too-amorous MM as the four time PIs take pictures (considering it's the real-est shit they've seen in a bit). Also, the whale is fleeing from a slow moving Higgs Bonehead.
PS+PI: Flip DMK off
PS: Sepulchritude WITH A LONG SPEECH ABOUT THE HUMAN ENDEAVOR AND HOW HE JUST WANTED TO LEAVE HIS GOD DAMN OFFICE.
COMBAT OPERANDI: LV 9001 SEPULCHRITUDE!
PS: COMBAT OPERANDI: LV 9001 SEPULCHRITUDE!
xyzzy
PS:Free yourself and check on the Fan.
is your 2-04-09 post in response to
http://www.qwantz.com/archive/001396.html
?
or just advertising dinosaur comics in general, because the link provided doesn't go to the above comic.
PS: Look up solution to boss fight on MS PAINT ADVENTURES WIKI
PS and PI: switch hats to confuse the frisky tendrils, a confused tendril is a tendril who keeps to himself! saw on the discovery channel
PS+PI: Just do something freaking cool
PI: Create Gummy Ring Tesla Coil. (Power fan.)
PI and PS: Take damage from the brier of cruelty.
"PS: SEPULCHRITUDE! (Those of you ranting against the suggestions, get a life. There are better ways to spend your time writing a three paragraph synopsis of the plot explaning why sepulchritude cannot be used.)"
There are better ways to spend your time than submitting "SEPULCHRITUDE!" as a suggestion every hour, every day, when the freaking comb isn't even full!
BHMK: Begin to loose weight due to Hawking Radiation of HIGGS BONEHEADS and anti-HIGGS BONEHEADS.
PI: Steal that Squid Pro Quo, drink it, and simulate fort by squirming in the fetal position.
Obviosly you bloggers still aren't getting that an EVENT HORIZON has to do with time, if this is a matter of not grasping the concept I suggest you look up the term on a search website.
PS: Drench self with squid ink, rendering you invisible next to the black thorns and confusing DMK.
NB+HD: Use corsets to avoid being crushed into singularity.
FAD: Use awesome latin strength to avoid being crushed, then demand a rematch with BHMK to determine once and for all who is THE STRONGEST MAN IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!
Wait I just realized that only NB+HD could survive going through the EVENT HORIZON because they had the SCALE CORSETS that means everyone else who was sucked into BHMK is dead and in DEATH'S REALM! The door to DEATH'S REALM survived because it is a door to DEATH.
DMK: Realise from the look on PI's face that he sort of enjoys this. Become embarrassed and cease attack.
FOUR HIPPO WARRIOR'S: You find yourselves in a post-apocolyptic wasteland where food is scarce and the fight for food supplies is constant and cruel.
AH: Make a permanent link to the edited TGS episodes because that shit is hilarious and deserves to be on the main-page.
ps: do a super awesome pose before your crazy awesome attack.
PI + PS: Bite the freaking thorns until they bleed more nectar to fill the comb!
PS: Summon Henry Clay Lv. 43
Using the 7th Comb, fill PIs Suckle Receptacle.
Using the 8th Comb, fill PSs Suckle Receptacle.
PI + PS: DUAL RAVE -> IMAGINARY EXPLODE + SEPULCHRITUDE
PS: COMBAT OPARANDI -> LVL 15 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY
PS: Wonder why you need a Rave Comb when SEPULCHRITUDE is a Combat Oparandi.
(Really? Didn't need one for Sleuth Diplomacy.)
PS: Pass PI the INK OF SQUID PRO QUO.
Death: Open your door so everyone who entered the black hole gets pulled back into the black hole, allowing it to increase density exponentially.
OR
Death: Open door to find that it has exited the black hole on the other side, and now serves as a completely painless (save for prior death) means to travel inter-dimensionally.
Use the force...
PS: Lv. 9990 COMB RAVE: SLEUTHTECH: COMBAT OPERANDI: SEPULCHRITUDE!
EPIC ROCK GUITAR DUEL
Whale: Overcome childish nervousness and embrace higgs-bonehead with your fullest love.
Higgs-bonehead: Become master of communicating with whales, like aquaman but not as cool yet cooler
Fonz bust: Eeeeeehhhhh!!!
GPI: Fondly regard sepulchritude.
PS: Don't forget to go Super Saiyan before initiating your 20-page combat sequence that is... SEPULCHRITUUUDE!
PI: Do that bad-ass action hero thing where you dramatically ignore the deadly thorns, despite the great wounds they cause, to give PS the TECTRIX OF THE ARBITOR, then promptly fall under the massive spiky coils, never to be seen again.
AH: Warp back in time a month when posting the next sponsored command!
oh wait. you already did that it looks like. CURSES. :P
AD: Remember the good old days
PS: Trade your bare arms for BEAR arms, and claw away at the tentacles.
PS: Sepulchritude pretty please?
ZAD + FAD: Double Truffle Shuffle!
PS: Combat Operandi - Cruel Candy Corn Carnival Corp.
DMK: Combat Operandi -> Lv. 666 Schadenfreude.
SEPULCHRITUDE FTW!!!
Banjo Kazooie: Flip the fuck out over the honey.
Candy Mecha legs : go back to the street, burn sheath of the cable with your propulsors and make a shortcut with your legs between bread and cheese truck.
Ask the Snoop Dogg/Huggy Bear bust on the candy mecha legs to use its candy-mega-eye-lasers to cut the brambles away.
GPI: Fondly Regard Fractals
SUPER COMB RAVE SPECTACULAR: CREATE WHITE HOLE!
white hole restores everything black hole destroyed, and destroys black hole)
BHMK: Run along wire.
For the love of GPI, Comb Report!
GPI: Fondly regard dilation.
Fill PS suckle receptacle
DMMK: Loosen corset since you're tired of being a black hole.
Snoop Dog Bust: Ride comb like a mechanical bull.
'nother fan report, thanks.
Go back in the window and out of this crazy place
Snoop bust: GUESS WHO'S COMING TO DINNER.
Death: prepare your LV. 10 ENDINGTECH.
PI: Imagine a GUMMY BEAR I.E.D.
DMK: COMBAT OPERANDI: QUITE MAD SPIKESPOON
AH: Continue your Webcomic-textbox formatted discussion in what can only be described as "historic".
AD:throw ship mast at BHMK
Pickle Inspector: Grab some bees, use TEMPORAL REPLICSIMILE to go back in time to when DMK was bleeding profusely, direct extra bees to grab any nectar they were unable to process before the defeated DMK faces vanished.
PI: Quick give Problem Sleuth the Tectrix of the Arbitor before it's too late!!!
PI: Times are rough and you could soon be feeling the *pinch*, bust open the Snoop bust.
PS: Strap toast butter side down onto random cat.
PS: COMBAT OPERANDI-->ULTRA COMB RAVE MEGA SEPULCHRITUDE.
purchase a small animal for petting and then eating.
PS: Give up
PS: Ride BHMK like a mechanical bul
PI: Check inventory.
Here's something you may have forgotten about:
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000958
And hit >Next.
Add that to you list of "things whith which to make rediculous suggestions".
...
Poster: LV.1337 POSITECH -> IMPLAUSABLE TRANSPIRECCOMENDITUDE
Okay, what in GPI's good name is going on? Recap?
PS: Eat one (1) CANDY CORN(s) to transform into SAILOR SLEUTH
PS: Equip quill, load it with the ink.
Re-paint flag
Death: Build fort out of past and future Pickle Inspectors
PS: Swap hats with PI: Don't forget about the candy corn!
Start filling PS's suckle receptacle as it will obviously take a while.
SEPULCHRITUDE!
Locate and begin wearing a pair of slacks, preferably slacks that match my spiffy sports coat.
Honeybee Professor: the comb is complete! All shall BATHE in its GLORY!!!
ALL: Rest on STANDARD ASTROTURF.
PS: Its now or never spechletude!
Fill PI's suckle receptacle.
Next (Show DMK, PS, and PI having a tea party, then all look surprsedly at player, after which they reassume their battle positions)
The Four iPIs: conjure a Massive amount of candies and send them out the death door to increase the BLACK HOLE's radius.
PI: Load Tectrix of the Arbitot with Ink of Squid Pro Quo.
Sepulcritude?
Death: Begin Benny Hill-esque scene, wherein the Madame chases you and ZAD chases her and the whale chases him AND SO ON.
If the comb fills up:
PS: Yes.....YES!!!! The time is right, millions, no BILLIONS of voices scream from afar in unison of the name of your ulitmate attack! YES, YES!!!! IT IS TIME TO BRING OUT THE NOISE!!!
For the fate of the universe...
SEPULCHRITUDE!!!!!
PI: Ogle BRIER disconcertingly.
MM: You cannot contain your lust for DEATH any-longer and you begin to chase him in a Bennie Hill-style fashion.
-NEXT-
all the people who are currently dead: COMBAT OPERANDI: JOIN IN THE CHASE!
DMK:
Conjure Midnight Crew!
IS IT FULL?!!!?!?!??!!!
GPI: Fondly regarding your creation is what got it ripped in half remember? Can't you do anything to help?
HD+NB: One of you push the other through their corset. Go down to Gutterpipe Projects and loosen the Mass Valve. The corset will loosen as well. http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001235
Rave Comb: FILL FASTER DAMNIT,DO IT FOR ACE DICK AND HIS FAMILYHEARST!
PS: Level 99 Sleuth Diplomacy: Sepulchritude!
Next
PS: Attempt to use whatever you have to get the stupid Steering wheel out of whatever's holding it.
NB: LAND!
Allow death to win, in hopes to curry his favour.
HD: Tighten Scale Bodice as far as it will go.
DEATH: COMB RAVE -> FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS
Lower half of GPI: Well? Aren't you, the lower half, going to do something?
NB: Land on MK's eye.
NB: Fall in a more Lorentzian manner.
BHMK: Using your now INCREDIBLE gravitational pull, retrieve your most prized bust: Captain Snoop.
PS: Realize BHMK wants the bust all to himself. You know what to do to prevent such heinous actions....
SEPULCHRITUDE!
Everyone sucked into blackhole, un-spaghettify and land in the hunk rump dimension.
NB: Because of all of that corset loosening, become an extremely flat, wide pancake of a person and land on everyone else, covering them.
NB: be unsure how you feel about that.
Black Hole Victims: Get to the end of wherever the black hole leads already!
Surly Thugs that are somewhere in the afterlife: Appear, and beat the tears of black liquid sorrow out of Death.
Now that the door's gone... somebody had better go down to the Code Room and check on the IMAGINARY LIVES.
PS: GIGAAAA DRILLLL BREAAAKKERRRRRRR!!!
PS: Remember you have a CURTAIN ROD.
Death: Cheat at Hungry Hungry Hippos
PS: Sepulchritude! Sepulchritude!
NB: Lv. NaN NEUROTIC DISLOCATION: SEA OF DIRAC
NB: Ascend to Broadhood!
PULCHRICHUDE
PS and PI: Pee all over DMK's fondly tentacles
NB: Tighten corset to extreme limits therefore counteracting effects of black hole!
MM: Cheat Death at 'hungry hungry hippos'.
NB:Fall(?) in a more stretched-out manner.
Everyone: cross event horizen, ending up in another dimension called Hadaway
PI: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> PICKLE TICKLE
NB: Land inside the Black Hole and cut the drawstrings on BHMK's GRAVITY BRAZIER
Death and company: Realize the joke behind MM getting all the food.
NB & HD: Approach the singularity.
Red Hippo: Combat Operandi: Belly of the Whale!
PI: Die in a manner that makes the death of Bambi's mother look like an episode of Seinfeld.
NB: Tighten your drawstrings until you are a javelin, heading towards MK's eye.
Green hippo: throw down your hat in disgust.
PS: COMBAT OPERANDI -> SEPULCHRITUDE(?!)
Before entering Harold Cavern, roast and eat Daunchy's body.
PS: Pray to God for a Mirical to happen.
NB: Become one with the central singularity.
Fan report.
PI: Suggest to Death that he create a new door inside DMK.
PS: ask all PIs to merge PS, AD and PI together + feed candy corns to AD and PI to become Problem Ace Inspector Dick Picle Mcsleuth
O_o
PS: Orbit around DMK's head using gravitational force and attempt to outspeed the speed of light. (Bring window portal)
Ps: Travel back in time and persuade Dick Tracy to come with you.
AH: Punch Dave in snout to establish superiority.
GPI: Fondly regard catastrophe
NB: extremely elongate to grab death by the ankles
MM: fondle death
Snoop bust: save heroes by kicking tendrils with flaming rocket feet
NB: You throw you'r sunglasses in a random direction and cool as you are (or lucky) you hit DMMK and makes him pass out! Everything is now dark.
Eat an egg sanmmich
Sleuths/ Broads/ Death: Pose as a team cuz SHIT JUST GOT REAL
DMK: Pose by yourself cuz YOU JUST GOT REAL
DMK: You have run out of elf tears! Would you like to cast level seven elemental transhogification to transform (7) hog slops into (7) elf tears?
DMK:Lvl 7 transhogification
You do not have enough elf tears to cast level seven transhogification!
Would you like to cast level seven elemental transhogification to transform (7) hog slops into (7) elf tears?
Bee guy: FLIP THE FUCK OUT
reviewer: Write snippy review about the game's ridiculously improbable, unbeatable end boss and flip the fuck out!
DMK: Laugh like a high pitched girl
cry
NB+HD: as you enter the event horizont split into radical images through seperating your quarks
PS: ATTACK CHICAGO OVERCOAT
PS: Don't give up, don't give in. Just get more hard boiled.
In answer to the recurring question, Sepulchritude is a COMBAT OPERANDI. However, the Lv. 7 COMB RAVE Awe At That Beauty Which Casually Disdains to Destroy Us must be performed at the same time, or the universe itself will be incinerated in a blaze of transcendent awe.
Sepulchritude can also be supported by the Lv. 27 AESTHETECH Regarding The Ultimate Truth That Is Like The Sun, but that skill became unavailable when PI chose to evolve into PICKLE INSPECTOR instead of PHILOSOPHER INSPECTOR. You will need to start a NEW GAME + in order to access that section of his REALIZATION TESSERACT.
NB: Completely untie the ASPECT CORSET and see what happens!
NB: Get sucked towards BHMK in a more nervious manner.
NB: become drawn towards BHMK in a more nervious manner.
PS: Look into the distance and notice an ethnic diversity mural growing closer on the horizon of the universe
PS: Combat operandi: Sepulchitrude!!
(If now isn't an appropriate time for epic charisma, then there never will be any!!)
FFPI: FPPI: PPI: FPI: Become one once agian
eat a tuna sammich.
PS: Seeing the hoplessness of the situation Prays to the King of the Poato People for help. Learns ChipNDip Level 100 New Agress Wavey Potato crunch
PS: Seeing the hoplessness of the situation Prays to the King of the Poato People for help. Learns ChipNDip Level 100 New Agress Wavey Potato crunch
Hysteric Dame: Reach centre of Black hole and have a hysterical fit.
GPI: The universe is getting darker as the black hole sucks in light. Add some trendy stars to brighten up the place!
NB: Keep loosening the aspect corset!
NB: Fall in a more climactic manner.
GPI fondly regard Croatian
GPI: Ride Universe like a mechanical bull.
HD + NB: Land already!
How are there 4 dead PIs?
1PI = (.5PI)*2 = .5PI + (.25PI)*2
That's Imaginary (splits) = Green (dies) + Red (splits) = Green (dead) + Blue (dies) + Yellow (dies).
If Splitting sends you to Death, where's Imaginary?
HD: Fall in a more hysterical manner
AH: Choose suggestion/create next scene while intoxicated.
GPI: become homoerotically interested in creation.
Show INVENTORY
"How are there 4 dead PIs?
1PI = (.5PI)*2 = .5PI + (.25PI)*2
That's Imaginary (splits) = Green (dies) + Red (splits) = Green (dead) + Blue (dies) + Yellow (dies).
If Splitting sends you to Death, where's Imaginary?"
For that matter, where are the other imaginary PIs? The ones killed by the monster? And where are all the dead thugs? The zombie hired muscle?
There are a lot of flowers in the afterlife.
GPI: Fondly reward libation?
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