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«Oldest ‹Older 5801 – 6000 of 11545 Newer› Newest»Death: Greet your new visitors.
DMMK: Flip self inside out.
PS: Unleash the all powerful might of Sepulchritude in the most hardboiled manner possible!
PS: Use THAUMATURGIC TRIST to rescue HD from EVENT HORIZON.
Death: Rummage through your GAMES CABINET to find a game that can be played with thirty or more people.
ok....
PS+PI: Embrace in the most manly and hard boiled manner possible.
Check on the progress of the fan
Death: Do the chicken dance
Everyone: Bathroom break (seriously when WAS the last time anyone has had one?)
DMK: Enter the event horizon, hoping to harness BHMK's blackhole powers for your own. for THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE MK!
HD+NB: One of you push the other (or BHMK, if possible) through corset.
Alternatively, realize to power of the corsets only applies to "sexy female figures." BHMK cannot exist, and disappears in a puff of logic.
NB+HD: You have been transported into the Twilight Zone.
Hysterical Dame: Punch Sam Neill inside the Event Horizon. That'll teach him.
Death: Open new door next to PS.
Marvel at the ability of people to believe you can create a blackhole using chili and a corcet, but still bother to correct the miniscule un-known impossibilities of the black hole iself.
PS: Light up one final drag solemnly whilst saying the most hard boiled parting words ever to be spoken.
GPI: Observe apocalyptic events transpiring on left hand.
PI: Conjure gummy bear IED. Throw it at DMK's nether-regions.
PS: Shout in a hard-boiled manner how you will defeat DMK and BHMK for everyone that lost there lives because of BHMK.
Everyone, PS cant do Sepulchritude because the 8th comb isnt full adn it is almost impossible to get more pang necture from DMK, so we need to figure a way to danmage him with something other than Sepulchritude. Which is imposible... What would happen if we incressed the speed of light and attacked BHMK??
Event Horizon Party: Gawk at surroundings. Or lack of.
GPI: ponder on why the universe didn't explode when FFPI and PFPI went the speed of light.
Death: Find out what happened to your lovely door.
GPI: Curiously regard the other parts of the obviously spherical universe.
GPI: Fondly regard black hole...Wait a minute....A BLACK HOLE?! Oh, This won't do at all.
PS: Enough shenanigans, SEPULCHRITUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!
PI: Carry (DO NOT THROW) Tectrix of the Arbitor to PS.
NB and HD: Turn feet-first towards BHMK to be sucked through the corset into the city.
DMK and BHMK: Pose as a team because shit just got absurdly real/really absurd.
PI and AD: Cry manly tears over PS's soon-to-be heroic sacrifice and hitch a ride on the Candy Mecha Legs out of PS's attack range.
Orchestra: [Melodic Operandi] - Haunting Refrain
Choir: [Melodic Operandi] - Mournful Chorus
PS: With manly resolve, in the most hard-boiled manner possible by mortal man, for the sake of Godhead Pickle Inspector, Hysterical Dame, and all that is right and good in the rapidly expiring universe...
...
...Eat that goddamn candy corn already.
Oh, and sepulchritude too.
NB: Take those sunglasses off you idiot. Who wears sunglasses in the dark, anyway?
Ok, guys, honestly
Regarding GPI freaking out over a black hole...do you have any idea how common black holes are? There are so many of them strewn throughout the universe, and not a single one of them is even close to strong enough to destroy the universe. GPI, as always, simply could not care less
Also, for all the calls of Sepulchritude...I understand that now seems like a great time for that, but we literally spent months trying to make NB and HD plug in a giant fan for a reason. We need to figure out what that reason is, not destroy PS and everything around him in a blaze of charismatic fire. Wouldn't be right
Finally, you all do realize that, by "Everyone," you mean PS and PI, right? Everyone else has been fucked 1000 different times in 1000 different ways to death. They ain't comin back
PS: So close yet so far away!
If only you had some type of giant fan which could blow the BRIER OF CRUELTY away...
PS: Sepulchritude in the awesomest way imaginable.
Death: Open the door from inside your office. Or whatever it is.
This is the end. Eat the candy corn, so they can leave this world peacefully.
Cue: Moonlight Sonata
Comb report.
PI: This crap is impossible. Throw hat down and quit.
PS: Pour ye flask down the throat of PI.
Death: Dial STAR-HEART-HORSESHOE with your trans-dimensional ultraphone.
PI: summon snoop bust back from the depths to distract DMK
PS: Seriously. This is the point where you consult the strategy guide.
PI: Create copious amounts of pang nectar. Because you can do that. Because you're in the imaginary universe.
Fucking Sepulchritude. Don't forget to put up PS's receptacle.
GPI+PS:Fondly regard mechanical bull in the snout to establish SEPULCHRITUDE!
PS: Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Select Start
GPI: Fondly regard claymation.
PS: Combine The Tectrix of the Arbitor and Ink of Squid Pro Quo. Then use Battle Technique: Unconditional Surrender!
PS: Throw down your hat in... SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLCHRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIITUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDEEEEEEEE!!
PS: Deliver the incredibly hard-boiled line, "It's not over yet!"
PI: Imagaine sweet new CHARISMA-powered weaponry.
Death: Weld door shut.
PS: Give your candy corn to Pickle Inspector.
Let's see what Honeybee Professor has to say about the nearly completed ultimate comb.
MechaSnoopBust: SAVE THE DAY!
PS: Use INK OF SQUID-PRO-QUO on BRIER OF CRUELTY.
BRIER OF CRUELTY polarity has been reversed!
INVENTORY.
PS: Sepulchritude now, I guess.
Anyone: Remind people who may or may not be watching, that this is all happening in an imaginary plane, and things such as, oh let's say, the passing of time in relation to black holes, can happen however it wants.
PS: Is it finally time? Can you finally use your epic move, the comb rave, SEPULCHRITUDE?
He looks into the sky with hope (and pain), ready to end this once and for all... almost.
THORNSWOGGLE: rummage through inventories and change around items at random!
SnoopDogCandyMecha+Moon that looks like eyeball: Stop standing around and do something already!!!
SEPULCHRITUDE!
Oh yeah, these guys are already in the imagination universe. That's how they got their candy armor, and why GPI is even there.
PI: MATHTECH: asexual multiplication.
PI1: Conjure up some super cool weapons and armor.
PI2: Split into new future pickle inspector (NFPI) and new past pickle inspector (NPPI).
PI3: Begin designs for White Hole Generator.
PI4: Begin designs for fully functional fan variant of the now-only-legs mech.
PI5: Arm the ship's CANNONS with oversized gobstoppers.
PI 6-25: Just don't die.
PS: Rotate universe to make DMK as(des)cend into BHMK.
Snoop Dogg Bust: Gravitate into BHMK's snout to establish superiority.
NB+HD: discover true nature of black holes, and use this information to formulate a new theory of everything.
DMK: Flip the fuck out.
PI: Make yourself open to DMK, sacrificing yourself for PS.
PS&PI: Pose as a team (well, pose as much as you can), because this could be the last time shit gets real.
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE
ps: break the gorgeous bust of snoop to reveal the ultimate weapon: walmart brand charismagun
PS: Use the ink of Squid Quo Pro to blind DMK! (It's not damage, but still.)
May I politelty suggest PULCHRITUUUUUUUUUUDE?
I mean, SEPULCHRITUUUUDE, of course.
recap please
NB+HD: Pose as a duo because shit just got surreal!
PS: SEPULCHRITUUUUDE that muthafucka!
AH: Wonder why characters who consume the Five-Alarm Hot Sauce (or consumed characters that have consumed this) turns people from say, Problem Sleuth into Fiesta Problem Sleuth when the word "fiesta" means "party."
PS: Time to make some noise! SEPULCHRITUDE
CombRave: Sepulchrituuuuuuude!
Snoop Mech: RIGHTEOUS FURY
PS : All you need to remember is one thing. Yes THAT thing, the glorious snoop bust. If you fully understand then you know what you must do.
AH: Use the black hole for truly epic weapon/object duality
http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Weapon/Object_Duality
FFPI: Convince GPI that something has gone bad!
PI: Bite.
BHMK: Draw electrical cord into gravity well with a *slurp* sound.
Banjo Kazooie: Flip the fuck out.
Heros: As(des)cend the stairs to the ship.
GPI: Fondly regard creation far, far away from the black hole.
PI: Summon licorice hedgecutter
PS: EAT BRUTESTEAK
GPI: Fondly regard deus ex machination.
It's about time. Don't let the chance go to waste.
PS: COMB RAVE -> SEPULCHRITUDE.
Player: Repeatedly punch yourself in the face, splattering Pang Nectar into the game world.
GPI: Fondly regard serration. On the bramble-cutting implement you give to PS.
PS: FIRST eat that candy corn, cuz you won't need it anymore.
then...SSSEEEEEPUUUUULLLL-
CHRRRITTUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE MUTHA FUCKA!!
PS: Summon Henry Clay lv.2
Passing electrician in the imaginary universe: Become curious about the 36 billion lightyear long cord, cut it, strip the wires, and connect it in a much shorter path that takes milliseconds to traverse.
Physical attacks are useless. Use some kind of nonphysical attack.
Insult his mother or something.
DMK: Before the end, perform one more attack that is mind-blowingly awesome like Fill 'Em with Daylight was.
BHMK: Suck up FAN CORD, allowing UNIVERSE to DRIFT APART, once again unleashing the SUPERSTRING STRATA and the SUNGLASS-FREE STILLER BUST.
GAME OVER.
Past and Post-Present Party of Polite Pickle Ponderers: Merge your Multitudinous Mannercite Monstrances to Deferentially Demand that Death Dispatch the Director of Dirty Dealings and his Demonic Doppleganger Directly.
Hang on, Pickle Inspector still has an extra imaginary life! And Problem Sleuth is too hard-boiled to die before he can unleash Sepulchritude.
For the love of GPI, PS: Sepulchritude!!! So much hard-boiled, you collaps the imaginary universe, and everything in it - leaving nothing but three men awaking from make0belive, to realize: THE WHOLE THING WAS IN YOUR IMAGINATION, and you wake up to your phone ringing.
HD+NB: Can't you both create some sort of "Corset Black Hole" of your own?
GPI: Fondly regard Crea- Where'd it go?
PS+PI: Unite Ink of Squid Pro Quo with Tectrix of the Arbitor
PS: Slice through Bramble of Cruelty with Falchion of the Executor
(whoever said the pen was mightier than the sword?)
SEPULCHRITUDE
SEPULCHRITUDE
SEPULCHRITUDE
SEPULCHRITUDE
SEPULCHRITUDE
SEPULCHRITUDE
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE SUPERNOVA!
DMMK: Wonder if you've overstayed your welcome.
PS: Remind DMK that the "Song of the South" never was released on VHS; all you know about Br'er Rabbit and the Brier patch is from Splash Mountain.
Professor Bee:
Shun the teaching profession and take up adventuring and sleuth-heroics.
PS: guzzle INK OF SQUID PRO QUO
PS+PI: Pose as a team BECAUSE SHIT AS WE KNOW IT, IS BUT A JOKE COMPARED TO THE CURRENT ABSOLUTE REALNESS OF THE CURRENT SHIT.
PI: boldy go beyond the scope of human imagination.
PS and PI: Feel vaguely uncomfortable about this suggestive situation.
PS: Se-PUL-chri-tude already!!!!
NB and HD: Remove your corsets and push one of them through the other, quickly!
PI: Give Tectrix of the Arbitor to PS
PI: Throw sombrero to the ground in disgust.
PS: Now's the time! SEPULCHRITUDE!
PS & PI: MOTHAFUCKIN' DOUBLE HALF-COMBTECHS!
Death: Open door
Everyone inside the Black Hole: Emerge out of the other side from a White Hole, somewhere above a seedy brothel.
PS: It is time.
COMB RAVE
PROCEED WITH 10 COMIC LONG EXECUTION OF...
COMB RAVE: SEPUUUUULCHRIIIITUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!
Er, forgot to delete the first Comb Rave... That's embarrassing. Meh, might as well go with it and have PI do some crazy comb rave at the same time.
Don't you get it? Sepulchritude will never happen, for the world shall always need PS.
DMK: Realise that there can't be two MKs controlling one illegal empire and aggress BHMK, getting sucked up in the process.
PS: fill the bottle of INK OF SQUID-PRO-QUO with COMB RAVE and throw it into BHMK!
PS: Rick Roll!
PI and PS: You have only one way out. You must ride the tentacles like mechanical bulls if you want to escape their grip.
If it isn't Sepulchritude time now, it never will be.
Thorns be damned there's dames to be saved!
Use the Honey stuff! ^^
Snoop Bust: GO! Only you have the righteous power to penetrate those barbs!
PS+PI: Attempt to extract PANG NECTAR through several FUTILE PUNCHES.
PS: Sing tearfully about how lonely you are while PI sings accompanyment ala Broadway.
PS: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SEPULCHRITUDE
PS: Exercise restraint! It's not time to use Pulchritude yet!
ps: for the love of all that is gpi.........sleuth deplomacy level99!!!!! in a hard boiled way
Snoop Dog Bust: Agress
PS: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, SEPULCHRITUDE!
Game: Zoom in on Candy Mecha so the players can fondly regard Snoop bust.
And/or PS: Get yourself a Game Genie, dangit!
NB and HD: go into mirror universe and bring back a (good) GDMK to join PS and destroy DMK
PI: Use LV.82 COMBAT OPERANDI -> DIMENSIONAL CONSTANTINOPLE DROP
ZAD: Punch sane roommate in the snout to show camaraderie.
PS: Do it. Do it now.
SEPULCHRITUUUUUUDE!
AD: Try and will self out of the event horizon.
PS: Time for the move that kept being too early to use before ands name has long since been forgotten!
Normally don't use that one but...
PS: It's all or nothing! Holding out on it won't help if you die there! ULTIMATE COMB RAVE: SEPULCRITUDE!
Comb Report
Four Nations: Wonder what in GPI is happening out there.
Four Nations: Wonder in a more hardboiled manner.
PI: Lv. 99 Pickle Replicsimile
PS: No! It can't end like this!
Comb Report, damnit!
PI: Ogle at the honeycomb, frustratedly.
Since the comb does not yet appear full...
Readers: Stop suggesting Sepulchritude.
PS: Sepulchrituuuuude!
PS: LV. 24 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY: UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER
GPI: Fondly regard HONEY ENRICHMENT SERUM
PS: THIS IS IT! THE TIME IS NOW! NO MORE WAITING, NO MORE! SEEEEEEEEEEEE-PUUUUL-TRIIIIIIIIIIIII-TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!
PS: Sleuth Diplomacy Lvl 99: Sepulchritude already, damn it!
GPI: Fondly regard the completion of the giant honeycomb.
PS: The time has come! It's now or never! SEPULCHRITUDE!
DEATH: See if you have any new guests.
PS: Now seems like a good time to use that attack that keeps getting interrupted! SEPULCHRITUDE!
Honey Bee Professor: entropic heat death!
Meanwhile in the afterlife...
PS: LEVEL 8 COMB RAVE: SEPULCHRITUDE!!!
PS: Combat Operandi -> Weakpoint Detective
GPI: Fondly regard creation
fill up that comb dammit!
PS: ...Sepulchritude?
PS: Sepulchritude.
PS: Sepulchritude!
GPI: Regardly fondle creation.
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
The Impetus Comb that HAS to be filled for PS to use Sepulchritude is NOT filled yet. Therefore, he CAN NOT
I repeat
CAN NOT
Use Sepulchritude right now. Suggest ANYTHING else, but stop suggesting Sepulchritude (for right now)!
GHPI: A new Wallace and Gromit short is released! Fondly regard the claymation.
I feel a sepulchritude comin on
Bathearst: Use singularity nullification spray from your batbelt.
Snoop Dog Mecha: Free PS and PI!
HP bars that disappear when hit hard enough, but don't gradually decrease? I believe that's called a shield.
Candy Mecha Legs: Collide with BRIER OF CRUELTY to free PS and PI from the PRICKLY SLEEPER HOLD.
Electricity: Suggest being more awesome than the law of energy.
Bees: QUIT FUCKING AROUND AND FILL UP THAT COMB
Our heroes are trapped.... we need a hero to save them.... but who?!
Everyone sucked into the EVENT HORIZON must either now find themselves in different points in time and space, or be transported into a zone devoid of our perception of time giving them an infinite amount of time to fight BHMK in his own plain and come back in an instant, this is because an EVENT HORIZON is some sort of time and space rip.
Bloggers: stop being retarded and start suggesting something similar to what the last guy said.
LEVEL 12 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY: LOW APPROVAL RATING
GPI: Attack DMK!
Well, it appears our deity finally listens to something else other than variations of "Fondly regard creation," but however to your dismay his attack is absolutely fucking useless.
Bees: Get your heads out of your asses and finish the comb already!
They're working on it!
HD and NB: Awaken in an office inside the blackhole with a dead plant, a set of scuba gear, and a tire iron. Also in the room is a desk with a letter opener on it.
PI: Check passive aggression quotient
COULOMB STATUS REPORT
"PS: Combat Operandi -> Weakpoint Detective" This is the cleverest thing here. Kudos to the guy who thought of this.
Suggestion for the Bard Quest codpiece store after you try to trade the hat for the codpiece: kick salesman in groin
PS: LVL 69 SUMMONS: Sean Connery Bust
PS: Ask DMK a confusing riddle to buy time to solve this crazy puzzle shit.
6000
Comb Rave: Sepulchiritude!
Bees: Ride comb like a mechanical bull.
PI: Tickle black BRIER OF CRUELTY in a feverish manner.
Electricity: take a break for a bit, you deserve it.
PFPI: Ask Death if he can create a new door out of the afterlife.
Electricity: Stop and procure supplies for your journey.
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