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«Oldest ‹Older 5601 – 5800 of 11545 Newer› Newest»ELECTRIC CURRENT: use BLACK HOLE to slingshot self faster then SPEED OF LIGHT
Check on final impetus comb.
If full...
PS: Combat Operandi, Sepulchritude of righteous fury!
AD: Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulchriiiiiiiiiituuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
PS: Sepulchritude, Motherfucker!
PS: For the love of GPI, establish SEPULCHRITUDE!
PS: Sepulchritude perchance?
PS: sing about DMK's wife
PS: Check Parliament Uproar meter.
PS: Initiate Sepulchritude!
PS: Anything other than
SEPULCHRITUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!
Everyone wearing hats: Throw down hats in frustration, and then comically have hats sucked into black hole
AH: Feel smug sense of satisfaction for having revealed DMK's final form in comic number 1666.
Heroes: Righteous fire of charisma
BHMK: Combat Operandi -> Big Bang
PS: Combat Operandi -> Sepulchritude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS: Throw down hat in frustration, this is total Bullshit!
PS: Up up down down left right left right B A start! Quickly! You'll need the lives.
FAD,AD,Gentlemen,Whores,Thugs,Patrons,Adventurers,ZAD,Hatless Man:Look around inside the black hole.
GPI: Get rid of that black hole before it destroys all your hard work
AD: Reassemble yourself on a molecular level into a superhuman form of glowing blue perfection
Madame: COMBAT OPERANDI -> BELLY OF THE HIPPO
PS: If you don't SEPULCHRITUDE I am going to vomit...
PS: Check Gamefaqs again because this is such total bullshit.
GPI: Dramatic Pose!
PS: See if Gamefaqs has a Boss Battle Guide.
PS: Sleuth Diplomancy Lvl 99: Sephulchritude
PS: FUCKING DO IT ALREADY
GPI: Fondly regard Clay-mation
Hmmm. We need to prepare for one really ultimate attack.
PS: Pull up to do list for Sepulchritude.
PS: Screw your incompetent allies! Consult GameFAQs once more before DMK does something smart like... I dunno... Destroy it?
PI: Stretch your legs and your new found movement.
PS:Safeguard Candy Corn elsewhere somehow. It's not safe on your person.
GPI: Fondly regard crayon-nation
Fight fire with fire!
PS: That's it! Unleash your full fury to the beat of Dreamtale's hit (and totally fitting) song, "Refuge From Reality."
Pose as a team one last time, because this is about as real as shit gets.
fan report
PS: Don't do SEPHULCHRITUDE! It's too obvious! It has to be a trap!
GROUNDHOG DAY ARMISTICE!! GPI DAMN IT!
PS: You are tired of this. Look online for cheats
BHMK: Evaporate.
PS: Rally the troops and give a General Patton-esque speech in front of an American flag to raise their spirits for the final assault.
PS: Deliver snappy one liner of nonchalance in the (third) face of danger.
PS:Utter forth an inspirational monologue of biblical proportions, urging your compatriots into the climactic battle with a heroic frenzy!
PS: They say a classy dame can kill with a look. That gleam in her eyes which tell all but her deepest and darkest of secrets whilst saying nothing, and leave you begging for more at your very knees.
The time to find this woman with the DEVILISH SMILE and EMACULATING GAZE is now. But where in the vastness of the world would we find her?
UN: pass a resolution forbidding the use of sepulchritude in modern boss battles.
PS: give up.
PS: Quick! Use SEPULCHRITUDE!!
throw your hat down in frustration
DMK: COMBAT OPERANDI: DEMONIC SLEUTH DEPLOMACY LVL.666: SEPULCHRITUDE!!!!
get pulled in by BHMK immense gravitational pull
PS: COMBAT OPERANDI -> UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER
PS: Quit fooling around and find the stuff you need to do SEPULCHRITUDE!
GPI: Protect creation from the Black Hole by raising the speed of Light.
PS: Initiate a tearful SEPULCHRITUDE.
DMK: COMBAT OPERANDI: DEMONIC SLEUTH DEPLOMACY LVL.666: SEPULCHRITUDE!!!!
DMK: COMBAT OPERANDI: DEMONIC SLEUTH DEPLOMACY LVL.666: SEPULCHRITUDE!!!!
DMK: COMBAT OPERANDI: DEMONIC SLEUTH DEPLOMACY LVL.666: SEPULCHRITUDE!!!!
DMK: COMBAT OPERANDI: DEMONIC SLEUTH DEPLOMACY LVL.666: SEPULCHRITUDE!!!!
DMK: COMBAT OPERANDI: DEMONIC SLEUTH DEPLOMACY LVL.666: SEPULCHRITUDE!!!!
Everyone: Pose as a team with your WOODWIND INSTRUMENTS, because SHIT JUST GOT MOTHERFUCKING REAL AGAIN.
GPI: Fondly regard constipation.
PS: Pose in a hard-boiled manner against the inky backdrop of star and space (and snoop bust on a candy mecha), because shit got so real it doesn't even exist anymore, and you are coincidentally enough the one man who can stop it.
Go to Google.com, and search for hacks.
OMGPI
PS: JUMP AT DMK!
Run around in circles screaming.
PS: Throw your hat down in disgust, then contemplate what you're going to do about this rather hairy situation.
Might I suggest a little bit of SEPULCHRITUDE?
PS: THAT THING
THAT YOU KEEP TRYING TO DO
IT IS TIME
(plus some truffle shufflin?)
all: Flee!
Everyone:Pose as a team one last time 'cause this is as real as shit gets.
Everyone: Consider ending it all by taking cyanide pills.
Surrender.
PI, PS and AD: FUUUCK!!!!
[Yes, it is time for four quadruple exclamation marks]
PS: Avenge your charismatic ally, the Snoop Dog Bust, and use the final technique that he inspired upon you.
Gather the strengths of all the allies you met along the way in preparation for you're final double-edge technique:
Sleuth Diplomacy Lvl. 666: SEPULCHRITUDE!
Pose for the epic moment, because this shit just got real!
Check combs.
PS: Spin ship wheel until universe rotates at 88 MPH, thereby causing the speed of light to time travel back in time to the present to power the fan.
Declare in you most charming way OPPOSITE DAY.
GPI: Fondly regard creation of thugee cult.
PI: Imagine way to generate tachyons.
PS: Throw down your hat in disgust
PS:Order the main characters to get off the ship if they want to suvive, and utter one last, hard boiled, bad ass, statement before using sepulchritude.
PS: You've had enough of this shit (throws down hat *pof*)! It's time to read between the lines and drink what writes them. Strike a pose and guzzle the INK OF THE SQUID PRO QUO to raise your charisma to a level that makes even the hardiest Snoop Dog Bust shed tears and ogle in disbelief.
PS: Order all other characters to get the fuck off the ship if they want to survive, and utter one last, hard-boiled, bad ass, statement before using sepulchritude.
Everyone: GTFO?
Gather the four heroes of the kingdoms.
cover your face vagina
PI: Whatever you do, don't use Sepulchritude!
er, make that:
"PS: Whatever you do, don't use Sepulchritude!"
although I suppose it holds for PI as well.
DMK: notice that his upper jaw looks like the base of the symbol of the Dai-Gurren Brigade. Put on Orange Shades.
PS: Just use Level 1 Sleuth Diplomacy. That should be plenty. No need to waste energy on a minor battle like this.
PS: Write and deliver a captivating speech about the audacity of hope.
GPI: Unfondly disregard event horizon.
PS: Heroically imbibe the bottle of ink to throw your charisma into ludicrous levels.
PS: Shit bricks because this just got fucking ridiculous.
PS: Throw hat down in disgust
GPI: Fondly regard creati- OH MY GIDDY AUNT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY CREATION!?
PS: Shit yourself because things got too real
PI: Super Saiyan Level 3
NOW! SEPULCHRITUDE!!
PI: Deliberate on the parallel universe formed on the opposite side of the black whole where there is undoubtedly even more weird puzzle shit to solve! And probably some mutant ugly dogs too. You know. 'cause.
PS:
*gasp*
SE
PUL
CHRI
TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!
HD + NB: Look.
PS: For the love of GPI! Use sepulchritude now!
PI: show protips.
PS: REJOICE!
DMK is completely invulnerable to all physical attacks, has no weakness to increases in BLOOD SUGAR or EMOTIONS, has THREE HEALTH METERS, and regenerates instantaneously.
Obviously in this situation there is only one thing left to do...
PS: Challenge DMK to a rock-off!
haha
"Fan report"
PS: Call upon all your allies to give you liquor.
PS: Build fort out of Ace Deck.
PI: Return the TECTRIX OF THE ARBITER to PS.
PS: Drink LIQUOR and enter ACE FORT. Time to make use of that last IMAGINARY LIFE.
PS: Get sucked into the Black Hole
DPS: Observe Cremation Fondley
BHMK: Accidentally suck DMK's hat into his black hole.
Black Hole: Compress NB and HD into Quantum Singularity
Honeybee Professor: Use Quantum grappling hook to save NB and HD
NB + HD
Lower your self at same mass and volume as DMMK and create reversed gravity to negate the pulling effect.
PS+PI - Feel a part of yourselves die as HD+NB reach the event horizon. Your heightened emotions have effected you! LIMIT BREAK REACHED
PS: The TECTRIX OF THE ARBITOR, the legendary ink of the squid pro quo! The very stars have aligned and the total realatude of shit is upon you. It is time my friend, draw forth pen and ink and write your declaration of war all over the bosses ugly face!
NB: Peer towards horizon
PS: Politely ask DMK why the f**k he didn't use that head at the very beginning of the battle.
Use Ink of Squid Pro Quo to draw a weapon
PS: Pose in a perpetually pulchurtastic Hard-Boiled manner, cuz shit just got TRIPLE REAL
PI: Imagine yourself a missile, and launch yourself at DMK.
NB+HD: Confuse BHMK with sexual overtones, then while distracted, abscond with gravity brassier.
I believe the following sequence is likely the best combination of commands for an epic conclusion to Problem sleuth
PI, PS and AD: FUUUCK!!!!
PS: Screw this shit. It's time to
use cheats. Look up cheats on
Google. Click the first link you see. Scream in terror when you realize that the link takes you to www.hunkrump.com.
PS: "at remaining candy corn" It's going to be a long night!
PI: Return the TECTRIX OF THE ARBITER to PS.
PS: Briefly consider searching for another pumpkin but realize (in an incredibly hardboiled way) that candy corn vampires won't bring this loutish mobster off his high horse. In fact, you never needed to be a candy corn vampire... you had the grit, gumption, and hardboiled know-how to do it all along...
PS: Pose by yourself, because this shit is all up to you!
PS: Desperately try to remember the name of that BATTLE TECHNIQUE you've been wanted to use for quite some time now (but just forgot), as DMK attacks various localities in a DEMONSTRATIVE ORGY of CUT-SCENE VIOLENCE.
Professor Bee: Inform PS he is 1 drop of Pang nectar short of having the eighth comb & perspire in worried anticipation at the possible repercussions of the doors to life and death being event horizon'd as Death Blocks both doors with a flute. While iPI's make Scythe 2.0.
PS: Check Parliament Uproar meter. Note: it is not quite full
PS: Utter forth an inspirational monologue of biblical proportions, urging your compatriots into the climactic battle with a heroic frenzy!
PS: Acquire RESOLVETECH: LVL 918 Animadversion!
PS/AD/PI: band together, stand your ground and use. Righteous sleuth diplomacy, holy truffle shuffle, and ogle of true sight.
GPI: Fondly regard creati- OH MY GIDDY AUNT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY CREATION!?
DMK: use Blackmail to send BHMK on a collision course to GPI!!!!!!!! You'll have none of his troublesome (non)meddling! Everything in this universe will be yours or no one’s! It is the Mobster Kingpin way...
GPI: Dramatic Pose!
PS: Use Ink of Squid Pro Quo to re-calculate the speed of light at several times its current value.
Effect: The electricity finally reaches the damn fan, and BHMK dissolves and misses GPI. Also electricity reaches the fan.
PS: Now?
GPI: yes
PI: Politely tip hat to brave PS for what he is about to do. What once was a rude, gruff detective is now a potential savior for an entire universe! You sure admire his charismatic sensibilities.
All: Pose for teary-eyed goodbye for Problem Sleuth, because this shit just got dramatic.
PS: Boldly and heroically, tell PI to escape before he is consumed in a blaze of righteous charisma. And leave Him your WILL and Candy Corn you won’t need it were your going
PS: Show them all what BOLD looks like.
PS: Scramble up the riggings and prepare thyself for a DRAMATIC ONE-LINER.
PS: Pose in a hard-boiled manner against the inky backdrop of star and space (and snoop bust on a candy mecha), because shit got so real it doesn't even exist anymore, and you are coincidentally enough the one man who can stop it.
Gusty maelstrom of wind: just arrive from fan. PS: Make sure your holding on to that rigging.
PS: Internally mourn the loss of your good friends to the horrible fate of the black hole. (With an internal recap) This is for them.
PS: Look that bastard DMK in the eye and say DRAMATIC ONE-LINER (with wind blowing dramatically around you)
"Go to Hell, Demon. Go to Hell."
PS: Sleuth Diplomacy Lvl 1337+∞: Sephulchritude
…
Stephen Hawking: Admire black hole from window in spacecraft.
NB: Look black hole
PS: Dig into your inner power, it's the only way as of yet...
HD+NB: Scream profusely before your nucleus' explode.
GPI: Fondly regard HAWKING RADIATION.
Andrew Hussie: Use TIME MACHINE to go back and stop CONVOLUTED MESS.
Player: Realize this game is going to end by looping back to the beginning, and quit in disgust.
Okay this is gettin boring. Now DMK has three health meters and the whole shit starts from the beginning, why don't you start a new comic?
PS: Assume that this currently seemingly indestructible DMK is going to have to be first weakened via his real body, within the black hole (that you hope doesn't absorb everything else), so it is up to you and PI out here to stall (survive?) that long. Request PI's imaginary assistance.
PI: Go below deck, make fort, get your drank on (there should still be some booze left in the tea set?), (re?)enter imaginary world as imaginary self, and buff PS into some kind of candy juggernaut for him to do some heroic pre-climax battle!
HD and NB: Tighten your own drawstrings to counter the powerful gravity!
AD: Use an Elf Tear to use BELLY OF THE WHALE! HURRY!
Bathearst: Begin monologue!
NB: Pose because you never looked cooler.
PS: Quick, buy upgrades before the final battle, this shit is about to get real!
AD: Get your bearings of the non-ball variety.
GPI: Wonder why your flower appears to be warping a bit.
DMK: combat operandi: Lvl 92 anticlimatic squelch.
OR
Reader: Break fourth wall, remove DMK from comic cos this shit is so real its no fun anymore.
FAD: Realize that PS had must've used SEPULCHRITUDE in the destruction of the clock tower, and throw down your... wait, you don't have a hat.
PS: Wonder what the hell is going on, because SHIT JUST BECAME A TIME PARADOX!
PS: Give an impassioned speech about something to whoever will listen.
DMK: Combat Operandi -> Temporal Replicsimilie
PI & PS: Mourn the loss of your female companions.
just do what BLitZ said.
PS: Attempt Sepulchritude, but realize that your Confidence Bar is too low.
Electric Current: With time sped up, finally reach the fan.
BHDMK: Combat Operandi -> Lv. 255 Big Bang.
Snoop Dog Bust: With the fan in operation, get blown between PS and BHDMK, absorbing the attack and saving PS.
PS: Wake up, get out of fort and shot imagining things!
OR
PS: Produce supernova to cancel out black hole
OR
Black hole becomes so big it eats itslef. Yum.
PS: Fall to your knees, because shit just got real.
GPI: go on vacation
NB+HD: discover blackholes are in fact magical wonderlands populated by mystical fairy folk and mythical creatures
Professor Bee and Bees: Fly toward the Event Horizon, carrying all the Impetus Combs with you. Slingshot around it, propelling yourself (and the combs) back in time.
Bees: Get sucked into the Black Hole.
Impetus Combs: Get compressed into 4 pieces of Candy Corn by the gravitational forces.
Candy Corn: Land in Problem Sleuth's office shortly before this comic began.
NB: Escape by Dividing by Zero!
NB+HD: Emerge from WHITE HOLE MOBSTER KINGPIN
PS+PI:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
NB & HD: Turn into Hawking Radiation
HD+NB: BOSS BATTLE: TIME/SPACE MOBSTER KINGPIN
hmm all future universal events eh? That would seem to suggest that the electricity should have reached the fan by now
Problem Sleuth: Create an inkhole in space and time with the Squid Pro Quo, causing the current to jump through one hole and out the other, thus shortening the damn trip.
PS: Attempt to extend peace treaty towards DMK. I mean, you ARE the reason he's now so strong, right? You can say that it was all a training exercise.
HD: Fall through aspect corset.
PS: Wonder what charisma-based attack could possibly destroy DMK in one shot. Perhaps...
(If sepulchritude occurs)
GPI: Fondly regard cremation.
PS: Contemplate the ramifications of Sepulchritude.
PS: Toss INK OF SQUID PRO QUO to PI.
PI: Drink ink to max IMAGINATION and induce TRIPPY HALLUCINATION.
PI: Hallucinate weaponry into existance for PS.
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE
DO IT!
NB+HD: Prepare for awesomeness.
GPI: Fondly regard gravitation.
PS: Is sepulchritude possible NOW?!?
HD + NB: Appear in a parallel universe.
HD: Pray nine times.
Fondly regard mechanical bull in the snout to establish superiority.
NB + HD: Exit from White Hole in another universe.
NB: Ascend to Godhood.
Or at least Guruhood.
AD: Deny the fact that the team of 3 is now only 2, and escape from death through the back door to avoid BHMK, while death is busy playing the hippo game.
NB + HD: Battle Sam Neill for control of possessed spaceship.
Empath Magpie + Affinity Crow: Break free of event horizon using mysterious communal forces
GPI: cross out event horizon
PS: Get sucked into hole, then, Sepulcritude!
DMK: WTF is eating my hat?
Doom report please!
GPI: Fondly regard gravitation.
Comb status
PS: Make a totally necessary joke about how much DMK 'sucks.' Hurhurhur.
PS: Save game
PS:Check on the Fan now that things have sped up.
HD/NB: Dive headlong for MK's corset strings.
PI: Quickly abscond BELOW DECK, politely tipping hat at PS as you sally past him.
PI: Scour ship for remaining BOOZE
PI: Drink Booze
PI: Build special contra-band fort out of MOBSTER LOOT stored aboard the CHICAGO OVERCOAT
PS: Stand in an incredibly resolved, hard boiled manner to build 'charisma meter'
PS: receive bonus points for the apocalyptic situation being resolved against.
PI: Get inside fort numbnuts!
PI: Use IMAGINATION to reappear onboard the ACE DECK
iPI: Use powers to turn CHICAGO OVERCOAT (lvl 193 'Crime Cruiser') into BEGGAR'S FLY-COP (lvl 544 'Bootleg Battleship')
iPI: Split in two and send one of yourselves 1 second into the future, the other 2 seconds into the future.
FPI1 : MAN THE GUNS! Fire Philosophical SABOT from the cannons for METAPHYSICAL DAMAGE!
FPI2 : Use heightened imagination to form SLEUTH STOIC POWERED ARMOR for PS
PS: Use super-powerful SLEUTH STOIC POWERED ARMOR to deal METAPHYSICAL damage (because it's so real it's UNREAL!) to DMK!
HBP: FILL THAT DAMN COMB!
Current runs to other end of wire being used to sew universe together.
PS: Mourn loss of HD in a very hard-boiled manner.
OH LORDY WHAT IS HAPPENING
Honeybee Professor: Explain just how fecked we all are.
For the love of GPI, COMB REPORT!
PS: Become impassioned by the loss of HD. Now it's personal.
NB: Rescue HD from the black hole by knocking her through her corset.
NB: Prepare for showdown against DMMK for the fate of the universe in a nervous yet hardboiled fashion.
HD: Quick, return to the ship and join the fight!
Honeybee workers: Go on strike.
HD+NB: Explore parallel universe beyond BHMK event horizon.
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