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«Oldest ‹Older 5401 – 5600 of 11545 Newer› Newest»PS: At long last, Sepulchritude! With the final comb, of course.
(Jailbreak) What's that ominous evil glow in the sky?
PI: Become hard boiled and courageous.
PS: One word, SEPUUUUULCHRITUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!
Warriors: Role for initiative and attempt to engage DMK in combat to at least buy some time.
PS: Don't use Sepulchritude yet, save it for the most hopeless ocassion when the entire battle depends in it so as to make it more useful by DBZ logic.
Hog Cleric: Show everyone that this is in fact not an INAPPROPRATE TIME FOR HAM.
PS: Attempt to summon th Midnight Crew into the series cannon in a desperate stall for time.
PS: Find a DRUNKEN NOTE written on the back of ye flask by the Hatless Man saying 'Sleuth, I am your Father!'
GPI: Fondly regard King Henry V, surely having no adverse affect on unintelligent suggestive people in PARALLEL STORYLINES.
ZAD: Status report in jail.
Death: Look for a note in your TOME OF WAYFARING SOULS for any details on the SEPULCHRITUDE attack.
PS: Become outraged in a hardboiled manner and, pointing at DMK, curse the demon and his vile ways and vow to defeat him, even if it's the last thing you do!
PI: Stare in awe at PS's blazing righteous fury and bathe in it's charisma-enhancing aura.
Effect: PI Charisma +5.
Scythe: Becoming sentient, realise that you were killed by turning into an A-Bomb and detonating, thus winding up in Death's domain, going on an EPIC SEARCH for your old master.
AH: Become bored with stupidity of reader suggestions and in a spur of drunken madness spontaneously make DMK's second and third health bars explode.
Imaginary PIs: Screw Physics, use your IMAGINATION to escape Black Hole.
PS : Combat Operandi, vocal Sepulchritude!!!enhanced by all Comb Raves combined!!!!! take that SoB down once and for all.
NB, HD and everyone else: Get sucked into event horizon in a more hardboiled manner.
DMK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> BOSS RUSH
PS: Oh screw this shit. Maybe Gamefaqs has a cheat or something?
PS: FINALLY, Combat Operandi - SEPULCHRITUDE
Ugly Dog: Escape black hole in the form of radiation millions of years in the future.
Pluck out eyes, you won't need them to see where you're going.
by any chance, is there anything else you'd like to buff DMK with?
PS: its time for an ultimate attack, and once we;re done with this asshole, maybe take down GPI too for being a useless bunch of nothing sitting up there in the sky.
PS: "at remaining candy corn" It's going to be a long night!
Everyone: Get the fuck out of there, because it's time for SEPULCHRITUDE.
PS: No, you stay.
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE
HD: Throw your UGGS at DMK in an attempt to see if he has a weakness to bad fashion.
PI: Use your superior IMAGINATION to decrease the ELECTRIC CONSTANT of the universe.
PI: Don sombrero and become FIESTA PICKLE INSPECTOR!
PS: Cry.
All: Pose for teary-eyed goodbye for Problem Sleuth, because this shit just got dramatic.
SEPULCHRITUDE??? (I'm guessing the 8th Impetus Comb is full by now?)
PS: SEPU-Oh, wait, there are still a few loose ends to tie up. Let's start with the INK OF SQUID PRO QUO.
And next, a COMB REPORT.
PS: Drink everything in your Inventory. Then SEPULCHRITUDE like there is no tomorrow.
Comb report
PAUSE MENU: Quit -> Yes, you are sure.
PS: Begin a vicious assault of DMK's SELF ESTEEM with a barrage of hilarious, yet biting, YO MAMA jokes.
PS: Summon Winston Churchill.
PI: Use all the imaginative powers at your disposal to conjure PS an EPIC WEAPON.
Weasel King, Clown Ringleader, Pig Emperor, Elf Overlord: Come to the battle and stand beside your chosen champion.
WK, CR, PE, EO, PS: Pose as a team cause shit will never get this real again!
PS: DO IT! SEPULCHRITUDE!!
For the love of GPI, Jebus and all those candy corn bits depending on you... PS: SEPULCHRITUDE!!!!!!!
PS: Final Comb-Rave! Sepulchritude!!!
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE?!
PI: Summon "Nhek'miggon'uil, the Sword of Redoubled Reslaying" for PS to use on third form of final boss.
PS: Sepulchritude... Oh wait, you don't have 100% Dire Animadversion. What is that?
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE!
PI: Make a fort out of something! Quick!
Everyone: Aaahh Freak out! (le freak, c'est chic)
PS: Open Menu and check the Party Status screen.
PS: Check supplies in preparation for the ultimate sacrifice: Sepulchritude!
PS: Seppulchritude. Do it. There's no other option.
PS: Righteous fires of charisma eh? SLEUTH DIPLOMACY!!!
PS: Briefly consider searching for another pumpkin but realize (in an incredibly hardboiled way) that candy corn vampires won't bring this loutish mobster off of his high horse. In fact you never needed to be a candy corn vampire... you had the grit, gumption, and hardboiled know-how to do it all along...
PS: Acquire RESOLVETECH: LVL 918 Animadversion!
PS: Pose by yourself, because this shit is all up to you!
PI: Politely tip hat to brave PS for what he is about to do. What once was a rude, gruff detective is now a potential savior for an entire universe! You sure admire his charismatic sensibilities.
PS: Forget COMBAT SCHEMA: SEPULCHRITUDE
PS: Summon the legendary TECTRIX OF THE ARBITOR.
Everyone Allied with the Forces of Good: Screw this crap! Get the hell out of the Universe!
PS For the love of GPI, SEPULCHRITUDE already!
It's time.
PS: Drink Ink Squid Pro to boost Pulchritude.
PS: Sepulchritude.
AD: Eat COGNITO PRYGLASS.
PS: Run like a little girl. In a hard-boiled manner.
Pose as a team, because shit is so real that it's imaginary.
GPI: Fondly regard claymation.
Bees: Finish the damn comb already!
They're working on it!
PI: Feel the addled impulse to commit suicide. Pull out pistol from badass noir-antihero fall.
Luckily you'll just end up in the afterlife, to not have to die from the coming Sepulchritude move.
PS: call upon your good friend Chuck Norris, he'll sort this shit out.
GPI: Fondle-ly regard masturbation.
Check stats, to see who has enough charisma to handle such a creature.
Charisma? This sounds like a job for Death!
Death: Ready your vast array of board games.
PS: Invite DMK over for pie and resolve your conflict through meaningful dialogue instead of wanton violence.
PS: The time is now. SEPULCHRITUDE HIM INTO OBLIVION.
PS:Show them all what BOLD looks like.
PS: It is time. You know what to do.
PS/AD/PI: band together, stand your ground and use. Righteous sleuth deplomacy, holy truffle shuffle, and oggle of true sight.
PS/AD/PI: band together, stand your ground and use. Righteous sleuth deplomacy, holy truffle shuffle, and oggle of true sight.
PI: Attempt to ogle DMK's CHIN EYE into submission
PS: UNLEASH THE GLORY THAT IS SEPULCHRITUDE WITH RECKLESS ABANDON.
PS: Throw down your hat in disgust and call Bullshit on this final DMK
Death: Convince DMK to come play board games and have tea.
AH: IP ban the fucking morons who keep suggesting any version of Sepulchritude.
Sisyfos: Throw hat in disgust
Did I read CHARISMA?
There is only one answer...
INVOKE ZOOLANDER!
GPI: This Shit just got real.
PS: Scramble up the riggings and prepare thyself for a DRAMATIC ONE-LINER.
Speed of Light: Speed towards the black hole, taking quick detour into fan.
GPI: Destroy that black hole! It's a horrible blemish on the beatiful face of your creation.
Fan:Turn on in a gusty maelstrom of wind.
PS: Make sure your holding on to that rigging.
PS: Internally mourn the loss of your good friends to the horrible fate of the black hole. This is for them.
PS: Look that bastard DMK in the eye and say DRAMATIC ONE-LINER (with wind blowing dramatically around you)
"Go to Hell, Demon. Go to Hell."
PS: Truly SEPULCHRITUDE is the key to defeating DMK.
PS: Create Holy Charismic Flaming Ointment
Take three drops Elf Tears, one drop Weasel Snot, one drop Hog Slop, and three drops Pie Filling, mix with Ink of Squid Pro Quo.
GPI: For the love of Yourself, either do something useful or (re)descend back from godhood!
GPI: Shed a tear as you fondly admire your creation, DMMK.
If ever there was a time, that time is now. By the gods, SEPULCHRITUDE!
PS: accuse DMK for cheating!
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE!
Okay, seriously. This is complete bullshit.
PS: Now?
PI: DISBELIEVE!
PS: Sepulchritude
Oh, SHIT.
PS: This is it Sepulchritude!
PS: Summon CHARISMA CARPENTER.
PS: Put on hardboiled hat of charisma and prepare for the world's most real shit. SEPULCHRITUDE!
PS: Write a pissed off letter to the game developers, claiming wild HAX and cheapness in their quest to create an unstoppable boss.
PS: Roll to disbelieve.
PS: Fuck this. Pause game, insert gameshark™, activate 1-hit-kill all enemies code.
PS: Try and search GameFAQS for a cheat code to defeat DMK!
Everyone: shit pants in terror.
Your gonna need backup...
PS: Quickly summon the greatest orators in the history of the planet: Dirty Harry, William Wallace, and King Leonidas!
PS: Reject reality.
Everyone: Extract as much PANG NECTAR as possible, PS has the power to defeat DMK.
Oh Shit.
PS: Uh...is...is it Sepulchritude time? Cause I think it's Sepulchritude time.
All Imaginary PIs: Given that you are imaginary, use the properties of your imaginary mass, or tachyons, to accelerate death's door out of the black hole.
readers: Realize that SEPULCHRITUDE requires a level 8 comb to be complete, but there's no way to draw more of DMK's pang nectar.
PI: Conjure a charisma-cannon.
Comb report?
PS: Looks like it's almost time for you know what... Give us a grin.
DMK: Obey the law, be sucked into BHMK
Well, it's obvious we don't have enough comb to use a TEIR 8 SEPULCHRITUDE... So how about we
PI: Imaginate the interior of the black hole to see what's inside...
Have all our friends perished?! Or is it simply another reality?
DMK: use Blackmail to send blackhole on a collision course to GPI!!!!!!!! You'll have none of his troublesome (non)meddling! Everything in this universe will be yours or no ones! It is the Mobster Kingpin way...
GPI: Grow weary of these evil shenanigans and wipe the entire universe out of existance to start afresh with a much more palatable one.
PS: Use Ink to make a PIE-CHART depicting how much of this is 'just plain wack' and how much of this is 'complete bullshit'
PI: Inform DMK in a very polite way that he seems to have something on his hat. It's just the proper thing to do!
Increase DMK's sociability meter due to being treated politely by PI! He should be slightly vulnerable now!
I think what we need is an INVENTORY REPORT
PS: Check current level of dire animadversion
BHMK: Slip and fall off DMK
PS: Ponder how to get more PANG NECTAR now!!!
Shit: Get so real that the realm of the imaginary disappears, leaving Final-Form DMK, Life, the afterlife, and everyone on the Ace Deck in PS's office.
PS: RESOLVE HAT.
PI: Be totally useful. Don't just move out of the way like so many commenters would have you do.
DMK: LV. 30 THORNCODDLE: SPIKEWEED NEEDLEPROD
Destroy the CHICAGO OVERCOAT with your writhing bewilderment of ill-mannered FLAGELLA (and open your eyes wider like your second face)
PS and PI: Fall in a hard boiled manner, but get caught by Captain Snoop and the Candy Mecha legs.
PS: Open DEVELOPER CONSOLE
NPC KILL DMK_v3
BHMK: Absorb DMK
PS: Ask PI to throw you the tetrix of the arbitor
PS: COMBAT OPERANDAI: Unconditional Surrender?
All: fall asleep and wait for everything to be over. Soon IMAGINATION should deplete.
DEATH: become overwhelmed about how many people are now in the afterlife (after being sucked into the black hole, of course)
PS & PI: Attack DMK and collect honey.
PS: Equip sunglasses that fell to the ship when everyone fell into BHMK's event horizon.
PS: Let the blood dimmed tide be loosed. This rough beast's hour has come round at last. SEPULCHRITUDE!
PS: Use your pulcjurtude and innitiate a charmisa-based awesomeness with DMK. PI: Ogle the black hole, but then re-fill ammo and start firing once again, when the charisma 'meter' rises from PS
AD: Look.
PS: Nothin' invokes a little charisma like a bit of SONG AND DANCE! Break it down!
SEPULCHRITUUUUUUDE!
>Start over
PS: Compliment DMK on his new look.
Suavely.
PS: Summon Christopher Walken
PS: End the game with SEPULCHRITUDE.
BHMK: loosen drawstrings and get a breath
Death: roll up the game of like with all that mob inside and put in drawer
Everybody: Burst into tears.
BHMK: evaporate through Hawking radiation
PS: Drink ye ink flask
GPI: fondly regard BHMK's event horizon
PS: Go to GPI for guidance in what to do to prevent DMK from destroying all things.
PS: COMB RAVE>EPIC MANEUVER> SEPULCHRITUDE
PS: Summon Barack Obama to charismafy DMK
DMK: Perform threatening villainous monologue.
use the time/space warping properties of the black hole to speed the charge in the fan cord
PI: Consume all remaining hog slop, elf tears, pie filling, and weasel snot.
PS: Use ink to edit previous box and change "no weakness" to say "EXTREME WEAKNESS to increases in BLOOD SUGAR or EMOTIONS"
DMK: Lv. 87 Lollipop Alien
PS: Decide to take a piss in DMK's mouth. You have not done that in quite a while.
PS: realize that you have the exact amount of drops required to preform sepulchiritude and NUKE DMK's ASS INTO SUBMISSION!
DMK: Angrily survey enemies with chin eye
DMK gets two attacks.
And they inflict 'status effects' on PS, AS, and PS.
DMK, BHMK, and Thugs:
Pose together because this Shit just got evil!
PI: imagine a righteous gun.
PS: use gun to appeal logically to DMK's... in the face
Shit
Blah Blah Real Shit.
Sepulchritude.
Death : Combat Operandi: Board Game escape pod
AH: Reveal that the Impetus Comb is almost done. It just needs ONE MORE DROP of JOCOSE HONEY! HAHAHAHA
PS: Sepulchritude, bitch!
DMK, BHMK, Thugs: Pose as a team because this shit just got Evil!
PS: Desperately try to remember the name of that BATTLE TECHNIQUE you've been wanted to use for quite some time now (but just forgot), as DMK attacks various localities in a DEMONSTRATIVE ORGY of CUT-SCENE VIOLENCE.
Any PI: realize that the time/space warping properties of BHMK would have caused the electricity in the fan cord to move at an acelorated rate
Use the TETRIX OF THE ARBITER with the INK OF SQUID PRO QUO to summon the diplomatic aid of the four kingdoms
PS: Philosophically ponder the burden of responsibility.
Weasel King: Flip the fuck out.
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE!
PS: Check your RIGHTEOUS FIRES OF CHARISMA meter
Comb check.
Then,
PS: THE TIME IS FUCKING NIGH, SEPULCHRITUDE!!!
There's no options left! The hour is nigh! Sepulchritude!
PS: Fire groin mounted CHARISMA CANNON
Charisma, hum?
Sounds like the time for a joie de viv-ray gun. But how to get it?
PS: Use INK OF SQUID PRO QUO with TETRIX OF THE ARBITER to edit previous box and change "no weakness" to say "EXTREME WEAKNESS to increases in BLOOD SUGAR or EMOTIONS"
Very yes
Everybody: Groundhog Day armistice
As someone on the wiki stated, the formula for determining the Schwarzschild radius is r=(2GM)/c^2, where G=gravitational constant, M=mass, r=Schwarzschild radius, and c=the speed of light. If we can increase the speed of light, not only will the fan be turned on, but the Schwarzschild radius will decrease, leaving DMMK (no longer BHMK) open to attack.
Still don't know how to deal with DMK though.
PS: Aww, forget it. I'm tired of this game.
The time is ripe... SEH-FUCKING-PULCHERITUDE!
BHMK: Accidentally absorb DMK, causing an annoyingly anticlimatic ending to what should have been an awesome end battle.
PS: Ask PI how to increase the speed of light
Honeycomb Monster: Eat final comb
PS: Throw hat down in...
DMK: Throw hat down in disgust
Goku: There are too many people here. Lets finish this battle on another planet!
PS: Straighten hat in a very hard-boiled manner
PS: SEPULCHETRUDE!
PS: CAVALIER HAT!!
DO IT NOW
PS: Sepulchritude!!!!!!
piss on Black Hole DMK
Call Groundhog Day Armistice
PS: Rig the ship with ammunition and ready it for a diplomatic envoy into DMK's ugly buttface.
PS: Accuse DMK of Powerplaying, and god modeling!
SEPULCHRITUUUUUUDE!
PS: OBJECTION!
PS: Boldly and heroically tell AD and PI to escape before they are consumed in a blaze of righteous charisma.
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