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«Oldest ‹Older 5201 – 5400 of 11545 Newer› Newest»GPI: Increase the Speed of Light so that fan can turn on already!
BHMK: Suck in DMK.
Everyone: having died by being pulled into the black hole, appear in the afterlife again.
Check Achievements unlocked so far.
GPI: Fondly restart creation.
AD&Company: Discover everything was an elaborate computer simulation by the machines.
Door to the Afterlife: Appear in the Afterlife.
PS: retreat to your fort, then take a swig from the flask.
Newly-Dead Guys in the Afterlife: Open door to the Afterlife (now leading inside BHMK), repeatedly get sucked into BHMK and reappear in the Afterlife, begin corpse-buildup causing infinite matter accretion in BHMK.
PS: In a hardboiled manner throw your resolve hat down in frustration at your inventory. This shit is useless!
PI: Politely throw your hat down in frustration, revealing a previously undiscovered tectrix sharpening stone inside the hat!
GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER
Professor Bee: perspirate in worried anticipation at the possible repurcussions of the doors to life and death being event horizon'd
BHMK: Temporarily implode the universe (effectively removing the distance between fan and plug, empowering the fan)
FPI: Conjure curiously uncrunchable pistachio hull for the ship which can only be crunched by the jaws of life.
Ship Crew: retreat inside and bide time to come up with a better idea.
Perhaps take the game of life along to kill time.
Introduce Character, father time. Or Step-Father time.
MS: mis all of the liquids you currently have on you
PS: Use Squid Ink Pro Quo to draw a disguise on your face so DMMK doesn't recognize you.
Heros enter DMK-free universe beyond event horizon.
BEES! STATUS REPORT! NOW!
All: Wonder why know one has thought of DMK's true weakness..his mother. TELL ON HIM!
PS: Throw down hat in disgust. Ask PI to imagine you some hooch.
PS: Draw yourself a gothy face with Squid Ink.
Use SEPULCHRITUUUUUUUUDE!
PS: Sepulchritude Already!
PS: IT IS TIME! SEPULCHRITUDE!!!!!! SEPULCHRITUDE GOD DAMN IT!!!! DO IT NOW!
PS: Fuck this. I'm going home...
PS: Throw your hat down in frustration. This is bullshit!
PS: Can... can he SEPULCHRITUDE already? SEPULCHRITUDE akin to Harrison Ford getting dysentery during filming, and shooting the guy wanting the sword fight.
Actually, just:
PS: Suffer from a mild, but highly uncomfortable, case of dysentery.
PS: Build up the SHIT gauge through posing to make it real
uhh... sepulchritude now?
PI: Ascend everyone into godhood.
Only susceptible to damage cause by righteous fires of charisma?
You know what that means.
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE
PS: Imbibe Ink of Squid Pro Quo to boost your charisma attribute!
PI, PS: leave the deck
PS: Drink whiskey, enter fort
Imaginary PS: SEPULCHRITUDE!!!
Dmmk: tighten drawstrings yet again, colapse in on self
PS: Reflect on events leading up to this point, and prepare SEEEPPPPUULLLCCHHHRRRIIIITTTUUUDDDDEEE
Victoms of Event Horizon: Observe newfound location with mild nervousness.
death: welcome guests to the afterlife (again!)
PS: Check thesaurus and see if pulchritude and charisma are the same thing.
BHMK: Accidentally suck DMK into your event horizon and prematurely end this whole thing.
SAY "POLKA PRUDE!"
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE. NOW!
FAD:Enough of this. Grab megaton key, unlock door, leave.
PI: Toss Tectrix of the Arbitor to PS
PS: Do what you know you have to do: SEPULCHIDE!
All heroes: WHAT. :|
PS: Sleuth Diplomacy?
Death: Frantically start making more room
Everyone: Throw down your hats in disgust.
Check Comb Progress.
PS: Stare in horror, then flip the fuck out. SUDDENLY, RESOLVE HAT.
Death: Fondly welcome back everyone who was just crushed by the point singularity.
PS: Call time out to visit the men's room and possibly grab a bite to eat from the fridge.
PS: SEPULCHIDE!!!!
PS: Hurl stinging insults upon DMK to increase Dire Animadversion levels!
Comb Status Report.
What do you mean a third face?!
Heroes: Make your up the tower to the ship.
PS: Screw this shit. It's time to use cheats. Look up cheats on google. Click the first link you see. Scream in terror when you realize that the link takes you to www.hunkrump.com.
DMMK: Aggress on GHPI.
PS: Believe this calls for a sepulchritude... or some smooth talking.
AD: Secretly visit www.hunkrump.com within the blackhole.
Everyone: Give up hope...
Get up this point in the next adventure: Horror House.
PS: SEEEEEEEPUUUULCHIRIITUUUUDE!!!!!
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS: Shit your pants.
PS: Grind mobsters for months to raise your Pulchritude and get Charm enhacing loots.
MK: Exhaust candy corn liquor, abruptly ending imagination spree.
PS: summon Captain Falcon
use "show me your moves" to show charisma, then one hit kill with Falcon Punch(Pawnch)
AIn't it time for some fearsome ...
SEPULTRITUDE!!!!!!
PS: Badass Pre-battle pose in front of boss for cover art.
PS+PI: Attack DMK anyway to get enough PANG NECTAR to fill the final IMPETUS COMB.
PS: Get dagger
Yeah, okay. No, wait! Thou cannotst get that! Quit making stuffeth up.
Then: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLCHRIIIIIIIIIIIITUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!
PS: Drink ye ink
PS: Really, if there were ever a time for it, it would be now.
SEPULCHRITUDE, FOR THE VALOR OF ALL THAT IS PROBLEMATIC AND SLEUTHY!
Comb status?
PS: Build a new FORT.
PS: It's time. Sepulchritude.
PS: Plead with your friends who are now part of the dark matter ball to remember who they were!
pi:LOGIC PERK: BHMk being a black hole shouldn't that like suck up DMMK's hat and his attacks as well making DMMK harmless.
unless he resisting the pull and if so then his health should be depleting or canceling out his healing factor. in other words DMMK got nerfed even if charisma attacks can harm him.
PI: Finally, after all this waiting, all this anticipation... LV. 8 COMB RAVE: OGLE-GEDDON
gpi: grab bard out of the black hole and place him on the ship for no reason.
-the bard join your party
charisma [|||||||||||||||||]
imagination [||||||||---------]
pep [||---------------]
class: warrior, bard.
items:cod piece, bards clothes, problem sleuth walkthrough mag.
PS: SEPTUPLITUDE!!
AD: Make a little love.
Get down tonight!
Sepulchritude!....?
PS: Wet self in fear.
PS: LET'S GET BUS-AY
PS: ...sepulchraritude? you are almost afraid to ask, given the numerous rejections upon previous occaisions, but no there is no FAD around to stop you this time...
PS: Find some liquor, any liquor. It's time to use the ol' FORT one last time.
Death: ride black hole like a mechanical bull.
Sepulchritude?
PS: Beg DMK for mercy.
PS: SEPULCHRITUUUUUUUUDE!
Comb Report?
PI: Imagine antimatter cannon. Fire at the black hole.
Ok, that's it. We give up. (Game of) Live is gone anyway.
PS: use sepulchritude in combination with the Snoop Dogg bust on DMK.
Player: slap head on keyboard
PS: Toss your Mannercite Shards to PI for maximum politeness!
GPI: Fondly regard crepe nation.
SEPULCHRITUDE INTO THE FAN INTO DMK'S FACE!!!
PS and PI: Pose as a team, because shit is SERIOUSLY GETTING REAL
Comb status?
PS: Attempt to flee battle.
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE? Puhleeeeeese? With sugar on top?
Screw it, and ignore DMK until he learns how to be a good losers. What a bastard!
PS: in your most hard-boiled manner, adjust hat.
PS: SEPULCHRITUUUUUUUDE
PS: It's now or never. Eat the candy corn.
Fan status?
PS: drink the ink and SQUIDPULTRITUDE! (After the last comb is filled of course)
PS: Use Ink of Squid Pro Quo to write a strongly worded letter of complaint.
Sail far far away and just wait for the black hole to swallow him up.
PS: Use Ink of Squid Pro Quo to write a strongly worded letter of complaint. This is complete bullshit.
Everyone in the Universe: Throw hats down in outrage.
PS + PI: Strike frightened pose, because shit just hit the fan!
DMMK tighten draw strings.
DMK press CAPSLOCK.
Lvl. 1337 COMBO-ATTACK! UNLEASH THE QUANTUM FURY!
GPI: Fondly regard situation
PS: time to use that gambit schema, because shit just got real
PS: Flag down Professor Honey Bee and ask him how to increase the speed of light.
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE!!! from inside the BLACK HOLE VERSION OF HIS NON-IMAGENARY SELF, ripping up time-space on DMK's HAT.
PS: Flash life before your eyes.
oh my
PS: Realize that the time has come for the noise to be brung. Shed a tear for all those goodtimes, say a small goodbye, and.....
SEPULCHRITUDE
wtf?
you know what just press the reset button
PS: Ask Professor Honey Bee why DMK isn't being sucked into Black Hole MK's event horizon
keep pressing reset until you travel further back in time, then stop DMK from existing..... or just kill MK when he was a baby.
Exit the imaginary world
Check fan status
Everyone: ignore DMK forever.
PS: LV. 25 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY: RIGHTEOUS FIRES OF CHARISMA
Shit: Achieve new levels or realness
PI: Look for HAIRPIN.
PS: Sepulchrituuuuuuuuuuuuuude!
PS: It's time.
AD: S-E-P-U-L-C-H-R-I-T-U-D-E!
PS: Sneeze on DMK, killing him with the common cold.
DMK: Lv. 30 Thorncoddle: Cuddlescrew Needleram
PI: Conjure Candy Charisma Cannon!
PS: Sepulchritude. NOW!
PS: Sepulchritude!
Next: NO! If you bring that SHIT out, no-one will survive! You might as well go with SLEUTH DIPLOMACY: UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER instead.
Comb report
PS Comb Rave: Transformo into most Charming being EVAR.
MCBE PS: Unleash attack "Charm of a quadrillion quadrillion Rick Blaines"
Reference: http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0003050/
Everyone, including afterlife escapees: Pose as a team 'cause shit just got astrophysically real.
SEPULCHRITUUUUUDE
PS: BATTLE TECHIQUE: SLEUTH DIPLOMACY!
PS: Figure out way to increase party's Pulchritude/Charisma/SOMETHING that can help with attacking DMK.
Death: Peek outside the door and offer the black hole a came of Trouble.
PS and Remaining Party Members: Do some badass, fear-striking team-posing of Awesomness.
GHPI: Despondently regard creation. This wasn't in your plans.
PS: Stares at his clenched fist intensely.
PS and PI: Assume fetal position
PS: Screw it all! SEPULCHRITUDE!!!!!
PS: SEPUlCHRITUUUUUUUDE!!
Everyone else: Reactions shots
Suggestion Box: Stop suggesting SEPULCHRITUDE!
Everyone who was on the hat: Pose as a singularity, because shit just got confined to a single point in space!
Comb Status
Everybody Left Alive: This is bullshit. Just go back inside.
PS... farewell. You know what must be done.
PS: For crying out loud, man. Just Sepulchritude already! Or are you chicken?
DMK: Surrender for fear of being SEPULCHRITUDED
PS: Flip DMK the bird.
Press Up,Up,Down,Down,Left,Right,Left,Right,B,A,Start
PS: Go home, someone else will take care of this.
Did...Shit just get real?
PS: Shake head in utter disbelief, condemning whatever twisted entity of fate sees fit to torment you in this way.
DEATH: Join the fight because DMMK sucked up all your board games and now it's personal!... also shit just got real!
DMK: LV. 30 THORNCODDLE: TEA IN THE BRIARY WITH THE VICAR'S WIFE
PS: Pose in fetal position, cause shit just got scary.
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE
... Once you charm the hell out of DMK Mk 3!
PS: Wonder why the fucking universe seems to have it out for you.
PS : FINALLY!!! The advent of your ultimate attack ... wait, we don't have enough pang nector ... do we?
SEPULCHRITUDE!
FAREWELL, SWEET PRINCE>
;_;
SEPULCHRITUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
PS: Ignore all the suggestive suggestions to SEPULCHRITUDE and put on your THINKING CAP.
PI: Ask PS for candy corn.
Simple, PS, Pee on the fearsome DMK
COMB STATUS!!!
BUST OF SNOOP DOGG: AGRESS
PS: IF YOU DON'T SEPULCHRITUDE RIGHT NOW I WILL EAT MY HAT
Is it Sepulchritude time yet?
PS: Ask PI about the Righteous Fires of Charisma.
PI: Attempt to summon reinforcements from GARHALLA.
Even the mighty Demonhead Mobster Kingpin cannot escape the incredible gravitational pull of BHMK! He starts to get pulled in!
SCHLUPP
With the demise of his imaginary counterpart, BHMK's IMAGINATION has been used up!
SE-
PUL-
CHRI-
TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!
PS: Combine INK OF SQUID PRO QUO with TECTRIX OF THE ARBITRATOR.
PS: go back to the cheat codes room and skip this level
DMK: COMMAND OPERANDI - LV. 60 Quantum Expulsion
Honeybee Professor: Ride black hole like a mechanical bull.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T THROW YOUR HATS DOWN IN DISGUST!
PS: Palm to face.
PS: It's finally time. SEPULCHRITUDE!!!
PS: First of all: get angry about the Situation and throw your Hat in disappointment
PS: Ponder time-wasting alternatives to Sepulchritude.
GPI: Slap DMK for being just too damn evil and impossible to beat.
PS: There's only one thing left to do.
Panic
PI: Remember physics trivia stating that due to your closeness to the black hole, time and indeed the speed of light should appear to you to be going faster.
GPI: Grow a pair and attack DMK!
PI: Attempt to imagine a female DMK (FDMK) to distract the original with your still-superior IMAGINATION stat.
Death: Status report on characters in Black Hole.
PS: Prepare for the mother of all comb raves with a HEARTY CHUG of ye flask.
DMK: Punch GPI in snout to establish Sup(Inf)eriority.
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