Wednesday, December 17, 2008
The MS Paint Adventures Suggestion Box
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«Oldest ‹Older 5001 – 5200 of 11545 Newer› Newest»PS: Ingest all CANDY CORN, ELF TEARS, WEASEL SNOT, HOG SLOP, PIE FILLING, and INK OF SQUID PRO QUO.
PS: Alchemically combine various INGREDIENTS from your INVENTORY in a vague attempt to make CANDYCORN INK COCKTAILS!
Adventure Map: Expand, revealing ten more chapters.
PS: Fashion a McGuyver-esque gun from ELF TEARS, WEASEL SNOT, HOG SLOP, PIE FILLING and CANDY CORN for ammunition.
PS: Draw Midnight Crew with INK OF SQUID PRO QUO.
Clown Bard: Ride Hog Monk like a mechanical bull.
PS: Pose in a casual way with INK OF SQUID PRO QUO cuz shit just got a little bit real.
AD: Jump back into game of LIFE using your MMM powers.
ps: realize you forgot to put on pants this morning
dmmk: realize it is much to balmy of a summer evening to be wearing your vulnerabulb
Everybody: Suggest that PS ingest all of his ingredients, ensuring that he cannot perform Sepulchritude when the time comes because he won't HAVE the necessary ingredients to use the move
PS:use ink to sommon the king of squids
Death: Toss Game of life to ship crew.
PS: Ingest Squid Pro Quo and summon Foul Mouth Joe Cannon, one of the longest serving and angriest senate members. He'll then beat DMK with his cane.
GPI: Suddenly realize that electricity does not actually travel at the speed of light, and in reality should travel farrrr slower. Get annoyed by this and tell the electrons in the fan's wire to knock it off and travel at an even slower pace.
HD: toss sunglasses down onto the Chicago Overcoat.
PS: put on sunglasses while doing your best David Caruso impression.
PS: Search ship for cannons.
PS: OH HELL NO! Grab the Sextant and SPULCHURTUUDE
FAD: Explain why you're smiling.
PS: Scream like a little girl in a hard-boiled manner!
GPI: Enjoy the new gravitational taste of gargantuan gumball.
BHMK: Make your gravity become so strong it bends the website, causing the Midnight Crew story arc to become canon and make the Midnight Crew appear on the ship's deck.
MC: Agress DMK.
Check BHMK's Hawking Radiation levels
PS: Notice blackhole on hat.
due to bhmk gravity time dilation accures causing the ship to move slower then the rest of space, meaning the fan will get its power in a few moments ship time.
PS: Throw hat down in grief
DMK: Absorb black hole and feed on the anguish of those caught in the Event Horizon to become BHDMK.
Professor Honeybee: Realize that the door to life is now within life, which is going to cause some serious fractal consequences
PS: Break down into melodramatic inner monologue sparked by witnessing such carnage about how this cruel world is too much... even for an incredibly hard boiled fella. What's a sleuth to do?
PI: Snap. You've had enough. Take a swig of the nearest alcoholic beverage and imagine yourself becoming a black hole that will swallow BHMK and be on a collison course with DMK AND END THIS NOW BEFORE MORE ARE LOST!
PS: Witness brave sacrifice and create Sleuth Tear. Activate last honeycomb and combine tear with candy corn to become Vampire Savior, with the power to restore recently the recently deceased to life, and totally go all upside DMK's head.
ALL: SPAGHETTIFICATION!
PS: Comb Rave Counter BMK with SEPULCHRITUDE.
It's the only option!
AD: Ride black hole like a mechanical bull.
DMMK: Tighten drawstrings a wee bit more.
GPI: For the love of fond creation, stop your universe from being assimilated!
PS: Be sucked up in a much more hardboiled manner than the rest.
xyzzy
PS: Get that Fucken Ship out of there
PS+PI: ABSCOND!
PS: Rotate universe to guide the black hole along the fan cord, using its time-distorting gravity to increase the speed of electricity
All: Discover that the Universe actually exists inside BHMK.
Honeybee Professor: Throw a fit about fractal accretion rates or some such nonsense
Did... did everyone just die? Is it over now?
PS: Panic
GPI: Fondly regard annihilation.
Death: Looks like your very expensive gold-plated door is getting warped out of shape. You gonna take that?
GPI: Intervene so that your beautiful universe will not be destroyed by the black hole.
BHMK: Absorb DMK then perform COMBAT OPERANDI: SPULCHURTUDE ARMAGEDDON!
Death: Greet victims of BHMK.
PI: You're actually in the world of imagination right now, so um... contain DHMK
GPI: Fondly regard BHMK.
Narrator:enter black hole(!)
PI: That suggestion just up there probably meant for you to contain BHMK
Everyone: Ooooooooooooooo FREAKOUT!
Honeybee Professor: Post-sucking-of-Life-door-into-game-of-Life report.
PS: Equip Candy Corns
EVERYONE WHO WAS SUCKED IN THE GAME OF LIFE: Enter door to life then exit then reenter until thine legs shrivel in exhaustion.
Bard: Have wizard summon you into Problem Sleuth plotline.
BHMK: Tighten drawstring again, thus snapping them.
PS: The time has come! SEPULCHRITUDE!
DMMK: Get sucked into black hole.
DMK: Combat Operandi "His Noodly Appendage"
BHMK: Combat Operandi: Dimensional Monopoly!
Death: Find the other four Imaginary PIs and have ogle party.
PS: Equip INK OF SQUID PRO QUO.
Death: LV. 99 FLUSTERTECH -> Make Sure No Guest Goes Ungreeted.
Death: Punch self in face to establish own superiority.
GPI: Fondly regard Andrew Hussie.
Electricity finally travels through cord, thus powering fan.
BHMK: Loosen drawstrings, stop converting everyone to singularities.
GPI: Fondly regard Spaghettification
FAD: Use your epic strength to tear the black hole in half.
Why is it ending like Final Fantasy 7?
HONEYBEE PROFESSOR: Scream at everyone how horrible BHMK becoming a black hole is for the universe
BHMK: Tighten drawstrings, thus devouring yourself and becoming Anit-matter
GPI: For the love of... yourself(?), save your fondly regarded creation!
PS: Ride BHMK like a mechanical bull.
AH: Go on vacation for three months, leaving the reader at an unbareable cliffhanger.
AH: Pose as ordinary reader and post the one suggestion that just *happens* to save the universe.
HBP: Find a hat, then through it down in disgust.
Future/past PIs: Suggest a game of connect four with Death.
Future/past PIs: level 44 battletech: Connect 4!
Gpi: send a flood to punish those who are destroying your beautiful creation. Put two of each animal on a boat. But only one whale. I mean, come on! It's not like you want to capsize it or anything!
Death: Call boss and demand a raise. And some locks.
Readers: post more comments suggesting AH makes a weapon Mcguyver style. We don't have enough yet.
All right guys. There's a freakin' black hole. If we don't use it, we're all going to die anyways, so...
SEPULCHRITUDE
DMK+BHMK: Pose as a team cuz shit just got real.
DHMK: You think you've shown them who's boss. Time to loosen the corset before you suck in DMK, see?
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE!
GPI: No! Your universe! Plug up that black hole!
Everyone: Continue universe on other side of black hole.
GPI: Fondly regard (Bekenstein-Hawking) radiation
BHMK: Gravitech -> RELATIVISTIC JET
PS: poor ink of squid pro quo onto BHMK, rendering him temporarily unable to suck things into himself. throw him onto DMMK.
PS+PI+AD: check remaining imagination lives because I'm lost as shit if this is reality or imagination...
PS: Pour INK OF SQUID PRO QUO on CANDY CORN. Receive SKELETON KEY.
GHPI: Regard BHMK.
Through some complicated display of advanced physics, the super-massive black hole speeds up the speed of light allowing the electricity to move faster
DMK: Use your powers of evil in an act of self-preservation and toss the black hole to another, far more distant black hole, thereby inverting them and making a relatively harmless wormhole.
Or, to abbreviate:
DMK: Throw away black hole.
kill the wizard
DEATH: Run as fast as your legs can take you from the horrible "female"!
GPI: Realize somebody is destroying your universe and summon a black hole-resistant Luca Brazi to put a stop to BHMK's bullshit.
Honeybee Professor: Use complicated formations of bees to communicate status report on Impetus Comb. Seriously, unmute the poor guy already!
HD and the rest: Where are you?
Death: Become disgusted at BHMK destroying his door.
GPI: Do something! He could destroy your universe if this keeps up!
Characters on top of hat: Speed up rotation of BHMK's EVENT HORIZON to create NAKED SINGULARITY MOBSTER KINGPIN (See Scientific American January 2009 or http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=naked-singularities for details)
BHMK: Combat Operandi----> Big Bang
GPI: FONDLY RESTORE CREATION!!!
PI's: Form a barbershop quartet.
PS+PI: Take refuge inside the ship.
PI and PS: Combine Mannercite shards in your Etiquette Monstrance to summon the Perfect Etiquette Monster.
PI: give PS the TECTRIX OF THE ARBITOR
Ace Dicks: Infinity Truffle Shuffle, You've already hit the event horizon and the speed of light, and as such the time no longer passes for you, so might as well entertain the crowd while you wait for all eternity until your atoms break apart.
PS: Equip sacred candy corn and apply INK OF SQUID PRO QUO.
AD: Punch DMMK on nose to show supperiority
God Pickle: Remind everyone that black holes don't just randomly start growing.
Pause, and explain how the real and imaginary worlds interact..
PS: make a gun out of the random parts you have. Ask PI for help if need be.
PS:Give ink and a piece of candy corn to PI so he can use his imagination to draw something really depressing to weaken DMMK.
GPI: for the love of you stop BHMK!
Death: Make a firm stand! No one will leave your realm again, it's getting kind of ridiculous.
AD, NB, HD: Sneak out of Death before he closes the door off, because you're main characters.
PI: Summon Wasp Professor to retrieve allies.
GPI: Fondly Realise that DHK can only bring destruction
The black hole reaches critical mass.
PS: Use INK OF SQUID PRO QUO to write a smiley face on the wheel with an extra piece of CANDY CORN.
Death Room Report
Death Room Report.
GPI: Fondly regard Andrew's black hole animating skills
death: prepare more tea
PS: Quickly! Check below deck for a weapon!
BHMK's extreme gravitational field causes the electricity in the wire to speed up, making it speed across the universe at faster than the speed of light.
Death: Open door and see what all the ruckus is.
DMMK:Suck up DMK
BHMK's Drawstring: Breaks
PS: Check long forgotten Animal Communion Horseshoe.
Death: pull the ace from your sleeve stop the black hole!
PS: Realize that everyone is gone, it's just you and PI now.
PI: Drown your sorrows with the last of the candycorn liquor.
GPI: Ride Event Horizon like a Mechanical Bull.
PS: Turn ship to make BHMK hit DMMK.
As someone on the wiki stated, the formula for determining the Schwarzschild radius is r=(2GM)/c^2, where G=gravitational constant, M=mass, r=Schwarzschild radius, and c=the speed of light. If we can increase the speed of light, not only will the fan be turned on, but the Schwarzschild radius will decrease, leaving DMMK (no longer BHMK) open to attack.
Ben Stiller Sunglasses :
React with strong gravity field.
Pose as a team, cause shit just got so real, that even Honeybee professor, who has his Masters in metaphysics, still isn't sure of how real it got
Light: Get sucked in so fast, that you beat your old speed record.
DMK: Examine contents of hat.
Bonehead: Ride sperm whale like a mechanical bull.
Next.
(image of Life door impacting Life door)
Next.
(HBP: sad face)
PI: It's been quite a while, pee on DMK
BHMK: Begin rotating.
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE GODDAMMIT
PS: Muse to yourself that SEPULCHRITUDE cannot be engaged until after performing an act of nearly incomprehensible diplomatic prowess. You need to find a use for YE FLASK, and fast!
DMMK: Use GRAVITY to fuse with DMK, to form SUPERMASSIVE MOBSTER KINGPIN.
PI: Reminisce about the old days of solving cool puzzles, and no mobster kingpin bullshit.
looks to me like its time for some SEPULCHRITUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!!!!!!
PS:Unmute Prof. Bee
Prof. Bee:Explain that Gravitation is the weakest of the four fundamental forces. Electromagnetism, for example, is much stronger.
PS: GO INTO THE DOOR BENEATH YOU ALREADY!
PS: There's no time to waste! Imbibe the INK OF SQUID PRO QUO.
Everyone: Exit opposite end of DIMENSIONAL WORMHOLE, powered up from arduous sidequest in mirror universe brought on by BHMK.
PS: Mourn loss of final Ace Dick, especially now that the Death Door is inside BHMK.
PS: collect black tears of sorrow.
all: tap dance!
PS: finger paint with ink of squid pro quo.
DMK: exhibit fresh new face already!
PS: throw hat down with so much force as to create a shockwave.
PS: as soon as DMK exhibits a fresh face and then LVL 99 SLUETH DIPLOMACY!
PPI,PFPI,FFPI,and FPI:increase speed of light.
all pickle inspectors: CAPTAIN PLANET!
GPI: sniff afterlife flower thingy
all: start tearing up shit in the afterlife.
Awesome metal apocalypse cutscene
PS: buy weapons and musical instruments from legimate establishment.
patrons: become G.I. militia.
HD: Offer Ben Stiller sunglasses to GPI in exchange for an increase in the speed of light
AD, ZAD, FAD: Combine within the BHMK to become the ultimate Zombie Fiesta Ace Dick
GPI: fondly regard publication.
All: waste more time.
Take a break; you've been at this for awhile!
Hawking Radiation: Dissipate BHMK because he is of insufficent mass to sustain himself.
GPI: Fondly regard Damnation
All: Make a truce to watch the Super Bowl
PS: Negotiate with GPI for higher speed of light.
Univerese: Flip the fuck out!
Author: DO SOMETHING!
DEATH: Wonder where the remaining six (6) imaginary pickle inspectors have gone to.
AH: Unmute Professor Bee.
GPI:Create Whitehole to maintain the cosmic balance.
GMI: Apprehensively regard singularity.
Oops, I meant to say GPI: Apprehensively regard singularity.
All: Take a moment to watch Super Bowl.
DMK: Laugh at loser.
GPI: Fondly regard condensation
Add SWAMP WIZARD to inventory.
Player: Push the reset button as there is no possible way to defeat a burly man with such gravitational pull as this one.
PS+PI:Go back to the code machine, it's time to hack!
AD:Check your levels, you doofball!
AD: Punch black hole in the snout to establish superiority.
PPPI + PFPI + FPPI + FFPI: Play an intense game of HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS.
Press boss button!
PS: React in a hardboiled manner to the tragedy unfolding before you.
PI: React in a nervous manner to the tragedy unfolding before you.
AD, ZAD, FAD: Ride the singularity like a mechanical bull.
All the rest: Appear in a "mirror universe" dimension where all the colours are inverted.
GPI: Your creation is in danger again! Nullify the black hole immediately, and create a white hole to spew the characters back out in the real world
Get some goldz!
hbp: have a nervous breakdown because the doors of life and death are at exactly the same location.
Have PI drink candycorn booze and use the whole damn ship as a fort.
AD: Punch Black Hole in the Snout(?) to establish infuriation at the CARDINALS losing.
PS: Quick! Drink the Ink Flask!
PI: Imagine there's no black hole; it's easy if you try.
GPI: Fondly regard creation.
That's the only fucking thing he can do, you imbeciles.
Professor Wasp: Replace BHMK's gravity brassier with an estrogen brassier.
PS: Proclaim that this situation sucks in a hardboiled manner.
DMK: Realize you're about to be destroyed by the black hole on top of your hat. Quickly, while there's still time...
DMK: Quote "Moby Dick" in a hard-boiled fashon "To the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee."
DMK: Final Attack:Self-Destruct/Blaze of Glory!
PS: What ever happened to that beautiful Snoop Dogg Bust?
Captain Snoop: Rally strange race of moon-dwelling aliens to use their unfathomable technology to tenuously contain BHMK until a better solution can be found!
PS: Drink ye ink flask!
But take careful precautions to make sure you only drink the flask, that ink inside it is probably lethal!
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