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«Oldest ‹Older 4801 – 5000 of 11545 Newer› Newest»PI: Fall through the deck, into the hull.
Mix the the elf tears with the ink. Something good's bound to happen...
PS: Open door in the floor.
PS: Use Candy Corns and Ink of Squid Pro Quo to summon the Candy-Cornthulhu
PS: Realize your experience points have become jammed in your experience bar. Reach in and unjam.
Everyone: (including the hatless man.) Level up.
PS: Gain new COMB RAVE: HERO'S SEPULCHRITUDE. (Less reagents required, mind-boggling more powerful attack, and a 50% chance to completely awe DEATH into inaction.)
Death: Sepulchre 'tude!!
To fend off The Madame's advances...
PS: Wave random crap around and hope it turns into a gun
Death: Combine with dead Imaginary Pickle Inspectors to become Olympic Pickle Inspector.
PS: Add a drop of SQUID PRO QUO to ELF TEARS, WEASEL SNOT, HOG SLOP, and PIE FILLING to boost their power.
PS: Examine the battlefield for any changes you could use in your advantage.
PS: Eat CANDY CORN for a boost in IMAGINATION. Maybe then you can get into the imaginary world and find a weapon.
PS: Venture through the door in the deck near the wheel.
PS: Gasp! You've been standing on a crude hatch all along! You can only imagine what treasures and goodies have been hiding beneath your very toesies all this time...
Oh, wait. That's where you came in. Has it really been so long? It's times like these, you realize how precious life really is.
Grab the gun and run
PS: Merge all spell components for Expelliarmus Mk. III
PS: Mc Giver combat operandi: Build weapon out of random shit.
PS: Suggest to PI that prehaps something that shoots LASERS would be in order.
Maybe a MAGNUM, because hard-boiled men do not have time to mess around.
PI: Pass tectrix to PS
PS: recieve shotgun from PI
Great you don't have any shotgun ammo! USELESS!
PS: Use ink to make contract to exchange PI for MAGNUM PI
pi: create hilarious candy armaments for problem sleuth
Speed of Light: Stop slacking!
DMMK: Realize, to your horror, that there's a black hole on your head.
BHMK: Level 99 Gravitech -> BELLY OF THE SINGULARITY
PS: Load ink with ammunition.
Heroes: Spin Wheel of Life to get new powers.
Electricity: Accelerate toward black hole.
Part-Pickles: Accelerate toward black hole.
BHMK: Emit Hawking radiation.
PI: Write DMMK an UNPLEASANT NOTE!
PS: Take sextant from PI
Everyone: Get...down...BOOGIE Oogie oogie
PS: summon the royal locksmith
PS: Open door in a dramatic way!
Realize that your fists are registered as deadly weapons!
PI: get into the ship, enter fort, drink candycornn liquor.
PS: Down the FLASK in the hopes of boosting your IMAGINATION.
PS: Start mixing stuff together, what could possibly go wrong?
PS: Realise that the situation is hopeless and jump off the side of the ship, abandoning your comrades to their fate.
PS: Add pirate flag to inventory.
PS: Turn ship's flag into awesome cape. Worry about a weapon later.
PS: find key underneath hatch below wheel
PS: ask PI to imagine you up a nice batch of some kickass ink-related weaponry
PS: sepulchritude?
PS: fuse CANDY CORN with SQUID PRO QUO
PI: Using the Blades of Chaos, drag DMK's head onto that large spike
All Four PIs: Combat Oparandi -> Pickle Fusion!
PS: Ask PI to summon up a CANDY CORN TOMMY GUN and some ammo for it.
PS:examine ammo
PS:examine AMMUNITION
Good thing no one suggested opening the LIFE door, or the LIFE board might be sucked into the LIFE door by BHMK, and that would make Honeybee Professor sad.
Yep, good thing no one suggested that.
...Yep.
GPI: Temporarily turn racist and fondly regard plantation.
PS: Eat candy corn.
PI: Use your regained PICKLE SPEED to bring the Tectrix of the Arbitor to PS.
DMK: Make all mortals cower before the unrivalled awesomeness of your third face.
Death: Play Battleship with someone. Flip hat to increase nautical prowess.
BMMK: Leave Life to get rid of all these damn side-characters.
PS: Smear INK OF SQUID PRO QUO onto DMK's eyes on the steering wheel.
PS: Dip candy corn in ink, become VENEMOUS PRO QUO VAMPIRE
PI: Summon Kratos, god of war
PS: regardly pray GPI for weapons
PS: Offer useless ammunition and chronoscope to PI.
PI: Reload Sextant. Equip chronoscope on sextant. Aggress upon DMK using Sextant.
PS: open trap door
PS: Fashion a weapon out of the materials you have.
PS: Open door.
DMMK: Tighten your bodice, altering the physical laws of the universe with your unprecedented gravitational pull and increasing the speed of light
PS: Wear ink like warpaint!
HD: Throw PS SKELETON BRUSH so that he can use it with the INK OF SQUID PRO QUO and alter the pirate flag into an awesome flag that would raise moral.
NB: Begin flipping the fuck out because of the intense social situation
HBP: Begin flipping the fuck out because of the multi-universe portal adjacent to a black hole, but no one notices cause you're muted
Stout Lout: Begin flipping the fuck out, NO ONE IS DOING THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE AND THIS ANGERS YOU TO UNGENTLEMANLY BEHAVIOR!
Time PI's: Begin flipping the fuck out! too many pickle inspectors in one places causes universe to go breaky breaky causing temporary temporal pickle inspector insanity (TTPII)!!!!
DMK: Begin flipping the fuck out what are all these jerks doing on your nice hat! It's ruined! (Descend (ascend?) and kick their asses!)
Everyone else: Flip the fuck out shit's gone crazy!
PS: sepulchri... nah. Pray to GPI. In a very hardboiled way.
AD: Establish superiority by punching nearest patron in the snout
PS: Attempt to eat CANDY CORN.
PS: You need to get ready before DMK attacks. Tell PI and the ADs to stop standing around and get into combat formation!
PS, PI, AD, ZAD, FAD: Combat Formation Infantry Square!
PS: Purposefully stride into the captain's quarters.
PS: Combine whole inventory into a doomsday weapon of DOOOM!
hold onto those various drops, you'll need them in order to use SEPULCHRITUDE.
PI: Drink Squid of Quid Pro Quo.
DMK: tell the author that if he doesnt give you 700 life bars, you'll blow up his house
GPI: Increase speed of light!
PS:SE-PUL-CHI-RI-TUUUUUUUUDDDDDEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BHMK: catch LIFE in your gravitaional field
DMMK: Pull everybody in DEATH ROOM into yourself, causing a never ending string of events.
summon the great "ELF FROSTING CANNON"
PS: sep...sepulchritude...?
PI: Throw up. You never checked what was in your stomach compartment.
PI: conjure candy weapons/armor
PS: Throw up. You never checked what was inside your stomach.
*Wrong pickle
Universe: DO A BARREL ROLL BY PRESSING Z OR R TWICE
PS: Put a drop of Elf Tears in your eyes to see if it grants you clairvoyance.
Comb Report!
PI: investigate the ship's hull and search for something to make a fort with.
Temporal PIs: Notice shocking similarities between yourselves and Death.
PS: Ask your beloved friend if they have the mighty TECTRIX OF THE ARBITOR.
PS: BATTLE TECHNIQUE: BRASS TACKS
GPI: Randomly decide to create a new universe.
PS: Uncork INK OF SQUID PRO QUO.
PS: BATTLE TECHNIQUE: SUMMON HENRY CLAY LVL. 2
whale: float out of afterlife
PS: Take a swig of squid ink.
GPI: Fondly disregard DMK... Such a monstrosity cannot possibly be one your creations!
PS: Take the MACHINE GUN out of your pocket.
PS: Mix your ELF TEARS, WEASEL SNOT, HOG SLOP, and PIE FILLING just to see what the hell happens.
BHMK: Sadly realize that once you get pass the SCHWARZSCHILD RADIUS, there's no way to return to your previous form.
Andrew: Fix that typo in the logs:
01/30/09 - "Death: Beg visitos to sta..."
PS: Take out Candy Corn
Examine DMK'S NEW FORM.
I think it should be obvious by now that AH's dropping hints because we're not moving the story along enough. I'm gonna take a stab at guessing what we need to do next.
PS: Load the tectrix with the ink and fire it at DMK.
Death: Block both doors with a flute.
iPI's: Design Scythe 2.0.
and let's not forget that, while PS now has EXACTLY the right ingredients to preform sepulchritude (no extra spell components), it is also a suicide move and should be preformed either as imaginary PS (not to be confused with real PS after entering the imaginary realm through a window) or when there is simply no other option. Come to think of it...
PS: Write your will with the ink, in case you have to off yourself for the greater good later.
And as for the fan? Forget it for now. Bugging GPI won't help, he's already broken his no-interference rule once today. Perhaps some physics along the lines of E=MC^2, if you decrease the mass while energy stays constant, light will go faster. But because of the length of the universal plug, we'd need something that can shrink the universe. And that means it's time to ask a certain someone about imaginary physics:
PS: Turn on protips, and ask Prof. Bee how to change the speed of light.
Any loose ends? Guys we haven't heard from in a while? Oh yeah, we crashed the ceiling light and the office window a while ago, but the panoramic window is still intact. And it has its own generator. Someone should go get that out of the code room.
And a potential end-sequence: PS should get some espresso and a strong wine, go down to the 4 kingdoms' chambers and enter the elf door, use the couch machine to create a perfect-sized fort, and use your final attack as a GIANT IMAGINARY SUPER-SLEUTH.
Seriously, this weird puzzle shit is turning into 20 questions.
PS: Ride steering wheel like a mechanical bull
PS: Check below deck for sufficient weapon.
recap
NB: Case of the vapors
Death and iPIs: Share family stories and discover that they are related.
FAD: Shove DEATH door through LIFE door.
PS: Find out what the witching hour is already.
PS: Exchange Ink of Squid Pro Quo for squiddy weapon.
PS: Uh, duh, dip your Tectrix of the Arbiter into the Ink of Squid Pro Quo.
PS: SEPULCHRITUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!
Grab a plank from the deck.
Death: Continue to sweat profusely and try to let the madam down easy all the while getting ready to dodge a meaty fist.
PS: Equip flask
PS: drink ink and remember the good ol' days.
PS: after bonking self on head with flask use the tectrix and ink to form a conciliation that GPI will regard fondly about increasing the speed of light so that it arrives somewhat soonish. You know, whenever it's convenient.
Candy Mech: Combine With Moon
PS: Use the TECTRIX OF THE ARBITOR and INK OF SQUID PRO QUO; COMBAT OPERANDI->SUMMON HENRY CLAY LV. 2
PS: While thinking of a solution, sing King Henry V
PS: Give ammunition to PI.
PS: Go buy some weapons, there's a world to be saved!
GPI: Build Fort.
PS:Eat Candy Corn to raise blood sugar.
DMK: Get down with your bad self.
PS: Take apart wheel and build fort.
ZAD: Get Megaton Key
PS: Drink INK OF SQUID PRO QUO
PI: Privately question whether or not engaging the imaginary incarnation of Mobster Kingpin in glorious battle will actually result in obtaining the MEGATON KEY and thus your freedom.
PS: Weave a yarn of incredible truth and beauty.
To recap on what nupanick said...
PS: Load the tectrix with the ink and fire it at DMK.
Death: Block both doors with a flute.
iPI's: Design Scythe 2.0.
PS: Write your will with the ink, in case you have to off yourself for the greater good later.
PS: Turn on protips, and ask Prof. Bee how to change the speed of light.
PS: Get some espresso and a strong wine, go down to the 4 kingdoms' chambers and enter the elf door, use the couch machine to create a perfect-sized fort, and use your final attack as a GIANT IMAGINARY SUPER-SLEUTH.
Madame: Preen.
PS: Mix ELF TEARS, WEASEL SNOT, HOG SLOP, and PIE FILLING in INK OF SQUID PRO QUO. Crush all CANDY CORN and drink concoction to transform into PS Norris
NB: Inform Pickle Inspector of fan wire problem.
PI: Change speed of light to speed of IMAGINATION.
Oh yeah, and
PI: Give Tectrix of the Arbitor to Problem Sleuth.
PS: combine candy corn, ammo, ink bottle, weasel snot, and hat into some kind of bizarre MacGyver-esque death dealing device
screw the speed of imagination, have him advance it to the speed of LOVE
PS: Summon WEASEL KING and politely ask for some weaponry.
PS and PI: Damnit, isn't this the imaginary world? make the ammo into something useful!
Death: Punch MM in the snout to establish superiority
Wield thy mighty feather of DOOM!
PS: pour your ELF TEARS, WEASEL SNOT, HOG SLOP and PIE FILLING into the INK BOTTLE.
Find Fiesta Ace Dick to retrieve the HAIRPIN.
FONDLY REGARD DEATH'S DESPERATION
PS: Gain TECTRIX OF THE ARBITOR, dip in INK OF SQUID PRO QUO, to find it transforms into a FLAME SWORD.
Weasel King: Notify PS on the factor that the more ink applied means the longer the FLAME gauge lasts.
Death: Check on Game of Life.
DMK: Summon Luca Brazi to lay a hurtin' on these punks
PS: Sleuth Diplomaty - Present
(Draw a picture with the ink for DMK, give it to him, raise emotions.)
PS: Draw a silly face on the ship's wheel with INK OF SQUID PRO QUO.
FAD + NB: Throw HAIRPIN and SUNGLASSES to PS from atop the HAT
Then...
PS: Don the SUNGLASSES, load the HAIRPIN with AMMUNITION, and...
Bees: Finish the final comb.
And finally...
PS: FOR THE FUCKING LOVE OF GPI, USE SEPULCHRITUDE ALREADY!! -in a highly hard-boiled and badass manner, magnified 100 fold by the highly badass SUNGLASSES.
PS: Welcome the return of your old friend, the inventory screen
DMK: Summon Luca Brazi to lay a hurtin' on these punks
GPI: fondly regard speed of light.
GPI: fondly regard speed of light.
Death: Become increasingly more uncomfortable.
PS: summon flothers and daunchy.
PS: Use ink to repaint the pirate flag to a TEAM SLUETH flag.
ALL: INVENTORY CHECK
HD: paint some weapons using the INK OF SQUID PRO QUO
PS: Ask if anyone knows where that TETRIS OF THE HARBORER feather thing is.
DMK: Load the 3rd face already, it's been a full hour.
PI: Conjure DIPLOMAT ARTIFACT: QUILL OF QUICK QUIPS!
PS: Go below-decks in search of weaponry.
Mix copious amounts of elf tears, weasel snot, hog slop, and pie filling into squid ink pro quo. Hide from ensuing doom.
PS: put the candy corn into the ink of squid pro quo and dfirnk it, ignoring the stain it leaves on your teeth.
everyone: throw ps all of the items in your inventory
PS: SEPULCHRITUUUUUUUUUDE already!
What nupanick said. Word for Word.
PS:Check AD and PI for weapons and use your pulchuritude to 'convince' them to give you their weapon.
PS:Take a wiff of INK OF SQUID PRO QUO.
PS: Wonder what happened to the rest of your useless crap... inventory (Glass Shards, Curtain Rod, etc.)
PS: Equip your TECTRIX OF THE ARBITOR, there are bosses to be defeated!
PS: Slit your wrists, because you've forgotten your trusty knives.
PS: Check if ye flask is not actually one of thems 2 item'd items which is also a weapon
BHMK: Emit Hawking radiation.
All Four PIs: Combat Oparandi -> Pickle Fusion!
PS: Wield Candy Corn.
PS: Use ink to draw a summoning circle. Sacrifice candy corn to summon ELLIOT NESS.
FAD: Take nap. Become Siesta Ace Dick.
gray fellow : become homoerotically interested in that great-looking sperm whale
Paint KEY on deck of boat
BHMK: Become a black-hole so massive it absorbs everything on the Game of Life then go fucking SUPERNOVA and give everyone near the the door to life and Game of Life temperary super-powers.
Combat Pooperandi: Olympic Inspector!
MK: loosen drawstrings cuz this shit is ridiculus
PS: Consult handy Alchemical instructional booklet and do something with all that useless amnunition
PS: get ink to HD to use with brush for super attack
PS: Take a drink from the INK OF SQUID PRO QUO.
Bonehead: Become homo-erotically interested in sperm whale.
PS: Wield ink flask.
PS: repaint FLAG to look more like yourself, using the INK.
PS+PI: Inhale ink fumes for imagination boost.
PS: Candycorn Vampire
Everyone: Jump at the edge of DMK's hat, weighing it down over his eyes.
PS: Watch in amusement.
PS: Wield Ink of squid pro quo. Load ammunition.
PS: Mix some ink with elf tears and see what happens.
DEATH: Ride MM like a mechanical bull
AD: Drink the ink already!
PS: Fondly Regard self in shard of glass taken very early on in the story
PS: Splash DMK with ink
Death: Use an absolutely Uncanny Ogle to make MM seriously reconsider possible attraction.
PS: Douse your hat in some of the Ink of Squid Pro Quo then throw it at DMK, Oddjob style.
search below deck for an appropriately nautical-themed weapon.
PS: Combat Operandai: It's over 5000!
PS: Try to remember where you left the Tectrix of the Arbitor.
PS: Combine CANDY CORN and BULLET to make PEN
PS: Dip PEN in INK
PS: Draw THE SADDEST THING
Heroes: provide hog slop, pie filling, elf tears, and weasel snot to PS!
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