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BHMK: Let off Hawking radiation and disintegrate.
GPI: Speed up speed of light already!
The game of life is ruined by the black hole, perhaps monopoly?
Protips Bee: Transform into BLACK HOLE ADVISORY BEE PROFESSOR!
DMK: Toss your hat away
GPI: Fondly regard your rations
Thugs: Warp to a parallel dimension.
BHMK: Loosen drawstrings. This is getting ridiculous.
PS: Quit smoking.
PS: Drink INK OF SQUID PRO QUO and remember the good ol' days.
AD: Bring LIFE into DEATH's realm.
PI: Summon Death.
DMK: Summon Dracula
PS: Drink Squid Pro Quo.
Death: Puts game of life away and brings out Twister.
BHMK: Loosen drawstrings all the way, and then tighten them all the way again. Rinse and repeat.
Gravity Bustier safety tolerances exceeded, disintegrate.
BHMK: No longer protected by the bustier, is crushed by his own gravity well, and dies.
MK: Back to normal form, is kicked out of game of LIFE.
PS: throw ink at DMK
Clearly it is time for another recap
Electricity: dragged by DHMK's gravitational forces, get to fan already.
GPI: Fondly regard creating the law that the mass of something cannot be added or removed through chemical or physical changes.
BHMK: Disintegrate due to Hawking Radiation.
ZAD: hurl the game of life (with BHMK in it) at DMK be it absorbs it completely!
Death: Put Life back in its box.
HD: Wonder where your SCALE BODICE went
PS: Drink Ink of Squid Quo Pro
Death: Inspect the game of Life.
BHMK: remove corset
Everyone: Make Death Cry, Gather his Tears
PS Build Pirate Fort
AD: Convince Death to use his door to bridge gap between electrical plugs on opposite ends of the universe
People on DMK's hat: Stomp feet in unison to create a powerful resonant frequency.
BHMK: Suck in Game of Life.
PS: Write a note.
All on Hat: Jump up and down.
Death: Enough playing around. Return to job and end 'Life'.
PS: Run down to Ace Dick's office and call an electrician to splice the fan cable in the city to avoid the section that spans the whole length of the universe.
Hog Priest: Rebuke death in GPI's name to raise DMK's emotions.
GPI: THE BLACK HOLE IS GONNA DESTROY YOUR PRECIOUS UNIVERSE, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!
BHMK: Evaporate due to Hawking Radiation.
PI: Feel guilt for not calling your mother, she must be worried sick!
DMK: Combat Operandi: Throw Hat Down in Disgust
PS: Get ye inky flask!
PS: Toss ink overboard. This is no time for calligraphy!
PS: Use Ink of Squid Pro Quo to re-calculate the speed of light at several times its current value.
Effect: The electricity finally reaches the damn fan, and BHMK's Schwarzschild radius shrinks sufficiently for him to become vulnerable again.
BHMK: Tighten drawstrings until you become SMBHMK (SuperMassive Black Hole Mobster Kingpin).
PS: Squirt ink in DMK's many eyes to blind him.
DMK: Auto-Parry:Blind Rage!
PS: Use remaining items and ink of squid pro quo to summon stephen hawkings.
Whale: COMBAT OPERANDI: BELLY OF THE ACE DICK.
I second this:
PI: Hand PS the TECTRIX OF THE ARBITOR.
PS: Sharpen TECTRIX OF THE ARBITOR with one of your TRUSTY KNIVES.
PS: Apply INK OF SQUID PRO QUO to SHARPENED TECTRIX OF THE ARBITOR.
Thugs: DIGRESS
Ps: Look up "Squid pro quo" on urban dictionary, find out it's had a definition since September 19 2003 describing a thriving barter system in very isolated communities involving the exchange of mollusks for other goods.
PI: Use ink to offer GPI's crustacean to DMK in exchange for his Pep Gold. Sounds like a good deal to me!
GPI: Fondly regard crustacean.
FAD: Combat Operandi - SLamma Jamma!
Ffold up Life Game Board wih extreme force and crush BHMK.
DMK: Reveal Final Form.
DMMK: Stop being a dick.
PS: Drink Ink of Squid Pro Quo
Everyone on hat: pose as a group, because THIS SHIT JUST GOT REAL!
Death: pick up the Game of Life, thereby discovering it is fake.
GPI: Fondly Regard Croatian.
(One of the people on that hat is Croatian, I know it!)
Everybody run!
Everyone: Run laps on the brim of DMK's hat
Comb status!
Thugs: Auto-Parry! Spaghettification!
PS: Apply ink on wheel, thus lubricating the universe, thus lessing the resistance inside the wire, and causing the electricity to "slip" faster than the speed of light.
Mecha Captain Snoop (MCS): Begin drifting towards new gravity source.
Ring-eye Thug: After being absorbed into BMMK's radius, appear outside of LIFE game, and align thyself with Team Sleuth.
PS: Use the ink to make warpaint 'cause YOU MEAN BUISNESS!
BHMK: Combat Opperandi: lvl 502 Black Hole Sun. Wont you come and wash away the rain?
BHMK: Challenge the god PI (I forgot his name) to KORTAL MOMBAT.
DMK: Un(de)ascend to get some sugar-free candy wine before fighting.
Hatlass Man: Knock over the game of life in a fit of frustration.
I think I should be given credit for my creation of the sleazy brothel in the sky.
-Alysse
AD: Create uncharacteristically creative costume from ship's pirate flag.
GPI: Halve speed of light.
Next chapter please!
Gentlemen: Punch FAD to establish superiority.
Hog Cleric: Cast PORCINE INTERVENTION on PS+AD+PI to restore imaginary lives
PS: Build fort from ship's masts
PS: Toss PI Ink of Squid Pro Quo.
FAD: Fold up The Game of Life and throw it as far away as possble.
PI: ogle Godhead Pickle Inspector
Professor Bee: Give Dark Matter Mobster Kingpin a serious mental warning about the implications of creating a force of enormous destruction inside the imaginary universe of Death. Seriously man. Not Cool.
PI: imagine DMK to be dead
Everybody: Pose as a team, because SHIT JUST GOT LIGHT-BENDINGLY REAL.
PS: Use INK of SQUID PRO QUO in conjunction with the TECTRIX OF THE ARBITOR
AD: Give Bathearst candy liquor to foster child-like imagination
Light: Slingshot around BHMK so that it shall reach the fan in a timely manner.
DMMK: End "Game of Life" as we know it.
PI: Politely pray to GPI for assistance.
AD: Throw game of life with forming black hole at DMK
PS: summon the god of all things random and hilarious to tottaly obliterate DMK
Oh God AH please make the impressionable idiots aping you stop producing their own shitty suggest-a-comic ripoffs it's like somebody spiked my blood with rusted nails every time I see it.
BHMK: Consume universe!
Try and convince Godhead Pickle Inspector to increase the speed of light, after all this whole fan annoyance is all his fault.
SOMEONE: close the door to LIFE
BHMK: Use black hole to create another universe inside the Game of Life universe inside the imaginary universe inside the real universe
BHMK: for the love of money untighten those drawstrings! your ribs must be dust from all that pressure!
PS: Examine Squid Pro Quo.
GPI:Stop BHMK before he destroys your beautiful creation.
THROW THE GAME OF LIFE BACK IN DEATH'S LAIR!
Everyone: Ride DMK like a mechanical bull!
PS: Remember obscure fact from office, causing an epiphany that you should have worked harder on your stand-up comedy career.
BHMK: Spin WHEEL OF LIFE.
Wheel of life: Land on "FIGHT CRIME" space.
BHMK: Begin punching yourself to try to end your reign of terror.
AD: Realise that BHMK is going to destriy everything! Risk it all on the WHEEL OF LIFE to try and become a tycoon millionaire and defeat him!
CT: Throw the game of LIFE through "Life" door.
Everyone: Run into "Death" Door.
Death: Welcome two Thugs to the afterlife.
Death: Play Candy Land with DMK.
PS: Announce that shit just got even more realer.
PI: Imagine big peanut brittle dumbwaiter to get everyone off the hat
NB: Throw GAME OF LIFE through LIFE door.
THUGS: Fuse together in an unholy tangle of teeth and limbs.
PS: Check Inventory
Pause
PS: Pour INK OF SQUID PRO QUO into CHRONOSCOPE.
[correction]
PS: Pour INK OF SQUID PRO QUO into SHIPWHEEL.
Anyone: Put the game of Life back in its box and put it in Death's Cupboard.
Light: exit life
Andrew Hussie: Give hint on what to do next.
PS: Equip the Sextant
PS: Make a TERRORISM (http://www.flickr.com/photos/bichromephoto/3232110444/in/set-72157613014285179/) out of your ALCHEMICAL LIQUIDS.
DMK: Throw down your hat in disgust.
PS: Mix together 9 ELF TEARS, 2 WEASEL SNOT, 5 HOG SLOP, 16 PIE FILLING and a little bit of INK OF SQUID PRO QUO.
Everyone on DMK's HAT: Pose as a team 'cause shit just got unnervingly real.
PI: Return the TECTRIX OF THE ARBITER to your ally so he may be properly armed.
Alternately...
NB: Start a hat-wide game of charades.
PS: Add seven drops of PIE FILLING to INK OF SQUID PRO QUO. Take a swig of the resulting SEASHANTY CARNIVAL to unwind and get a better perspective.
PS: Fire FLASK at DMK
PPIs (Part-Pickle Inspectors): Sneak away while Death is playing Hungry Hungry Hippos.
PS: Move the Chuck Norris bust.
PI: Summon CALLIGRAPHY PEN for PS.
PS: Drop CANDY CORNS into INK OF SQUID PRO QUO, put the lid back on, and shake the flask.
You never know. This might just become the most powerful weapon imaginable.
I mean, it probably won't, but still...
BHMK: Create the Mobster Kingpin Negaverse!
Death: Nervously suggest another game everyone can play.
PS: Argue over the Beatles vs. Led Zeppelin with an innocent bystander.
PS: Equip TECTRIX OF THE ARBITOR, and dip it into the INK OF SQUID PRO QUO.
PS: We're gonna need a bigger boat.
PS: Wonder if candy corn is stale after nearly 10 months
PS: Activate...
...SEPULCHRITUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Problem Sleuth: Tear off ship's steering wheel to create an improvised shuriken
PS: Equip TETRIX, load it with SQUID PRO QUO, activate SEPULCHRITUDE
PS: Delicately mix some TEARS, SNOT, SLOP, and FILLING with the INK. Delicately pour the HORRID MIXTURE on the wheel/portal.
NB: Shriek shrilly and throw game of life through life door in a fit of nervousness
PI: Return the TECTRIX OF THE ARBITER to PS.
PS: Recall the TECTRIX OF THE ARBITOR to you.
PS: After recieving TECTRIX OF THE ARBITER from PI, dip it into the INK OF SQUID PRO QUO, and wield against DMK. Because YES! The pen is STILL mightier then the sword!
PS: Retrieve arms.
(Hey, you said he needed a weapon.)
Check eweryones inventory and stats please
AH + PS: Duo Propaganda!
AH trade PS for trusty Pen
PS: Use trusty pen on DMK
AH: Ink Mortar Massacre!
PS: Retrieve arms from quantum safe.
PS: Huff "I need a weapon" in dramatic undertone, then proceed to look for one.
PS: Mix ELF TEARS, WEASEL SNOT, HOG SLOP, and PIE FILLING with the INK OF SQUID PRO QUO and cover ammunition with it to create HARDBOILED AMMUNITION
PS: For the love of GPI give Pickle Inspector the ammunition.
PS: Equip INK OF SQUID PRO QUO. There are problems to sleuth. Don't disappoint.
DMK: Digress.
PS: Look questionably at the candy corn. It's been under your hat for almost a year. It's probably reproduced by now.
Everybody: Notice as the thugs undergo Spaghettification as they are drawn towards the Black Hole Mobster Kingpin. Then, due to time slowing down within range of the black hole, watch as the electricity speeds accross the universe. Hooray!
PS: Jump aft and ascend (descend?) to door on the back of the ship.
PS: Throw ink bottle at DMK, while uttering your hardboiliest warcry
PS: Inspect boat's ignition for keys; those might be handy.
BHMK: Spin wheel of LIFE and retire at Millionaire Estates.
PS: Throw hat like OddJob.
Death: Suggest to Madame Murel that she is in fact a hungry hippo.
PS: Open door in deck.
Hatless Man: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> PROJECTILE VOMIT
PS: Become aware of DMMK becomeing a dark hole and flip the fuck out.
Andrew: F9 -> Quick Save
Maudlin Pauper: Feed the Ducks
PS: Build Pirate Fort. Take a swag of ye INK OF SQUID PRO QUO
Everyone: Forget impending doom with a hootenanny.
PS: Check Ship's Ignition for a KEY
FAD: Use fiery Latin heritage to heat up PS's ammunition.
PS: Search below deck for a weapon.
FAD: Ask PS if he has his tickets yet.
PS: Check inventory for tickets. Ask what they're for.
FAD: Reply "THE GUN SHOW" while flexing.
DMMK: Assist DMK for the final round of battle.
Strumpet Priestess: SUMMON -> DEMIMONDE GODDESS
PS: menacingly wave about ye flask in the hopes that it will become a weapon.
PS: Load AMMUNITION into INK OF SQUID PRO QUO.
PS: Useing your powers of dept prespection - use ink to draw a 3D Picture of DMK.
(He should be getting more emotional with that anyway.)
PS: Combine the essentially useless knick-knacks strewn about your person
PI: Inventory?
PI: IDKFA
Woops. I meant:
PS: IDKFA
PS: Throw ammunition to PI
PI: Create Gummy Bear I.E.D.
PI: Go into DEATH DOOR and give death a hug.
GHPI: Fondly fondle Death.
PS: Use your supplies of ELF TEARS, WEASEL SNOT, HOG SLOP, and PIE FILLING to summon DEUS EX MACHINAGUN!
PS: Take a swig of ye flask.
PS: Take a swig from the squid ink and succumb to lead poisoning.
PI: Go below deck, rebuild fort in MK's office, consume remaining CANDY CORN LIQUOR and ILLICIT MOONSHINE from TEA SET, enter fort, and bolster the party's defenses for the incoming attacks!
DMMK: AGRESS!
Gray Fellow: Succumb to unfathomable whale lust
PS: Journey to the center of the ship
BHMK: Tighten drawstrings even further. Oh my
PS: Summon Weasel King
PS: use ink to fingerpaint a squid in order to exchange it for a weapon
PI: Imagine up a tremendous pile of KEYS for everyone's convenience.
PI: Imagine a candy version of the cricket from Men in Black, and give it to PS.
PS: Check if the ink flask might be one of those item/weapon things.
Combine all liquids in inventory.
PS: Admire your fine vessel.
PS: Examine INK OF SQUID PRO QUO
PI: Go down to the Legitimate Establishment, and purchase some KEYS and TOMMYKEYS.
A bunch of Surly Thugs: Appear in the Afterlife, and beat the tears of black liquid sorrow out of Death.
I suggest waaaay too many commands.
PS: Attempt to spit bullets at DMK
PI: Use INK OF SQUID PRO QUO to establish a TREATY between everyone and DMMK.
Rat-flaaaail. TT-TT
C'mon, you know you wanna.
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