Wednesday, December 17, 2008
The MS Paint Adventures Suggestion Box
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«Oldest ‹Older 4401 – 4600 of 11545 Newer› Newest»All: Avoid posing as a team because shit actually isn't quite as real as you remember it being.
Guy from Jail Break: Show the four heroes your extra editions of Hunk Rump. PS: Harvest resulting elf tears, weasel snot, and whatnot. Gross.
Death: Pout.
Mark: Write a really long comment.
Everyone: Freak the hell out!
GPI: Fondly regard congregation
FAD: Put door of death through door of life.
GPI: Fondly regard the intermingling of life and death taking place atop a massive hat.
Congregation: Start bar-room brawl.
Death: Just kill everyone.
suckle update?
PS: LV. 1000 FRIENDSHIPTECH -- PLEASE STOP DOING WHAT YOU ARE DOING
Suddenly realize electricity doesn't work that way, turning the fan on instantly.
Death: Disassemble and put away GAME OF LIFE. No one's probably interested in playing games right now anyhow...
FAD: Close door to Life and place it in Death.
GPI: Increse the speed of light by a factor of 10999
search for burried fish
AD: Have sexy reunion with wife.
Someone: Lodge a bassoon between the table and Death's door, thereby trapping Death in the afterlife, aka his office.
Bathearst:
Return to life and fight crime.
AD+WH+BH: Have a happy family reunion!
GPI: Fondly regard collaboration.
Everyone on Hat: Celebrate diversity.
Guy From Jailbreak: wonder about the possible consequences of your inter-story travel.
Small floating whale: Cheer up.
Everyone: Do a striking Pose for Greatness
Whale: Bemoan inability to fit through door and return to the land of the living.
Stop... Hammer time!
Everyone: PARTY TIME TIMES TEN!
Patrons: form PA-TRON
DMK: Assume disarmingly innocuous final form.
Hat Party: Build a human pyramid!
Everyone: Fashion crude uniforms and batten down the hatches, because things just got ORGANISED.
Surely even a mighty demonic mob boss cannot stand the POLITE PUNCTUALITY of the ROYAL NAVY.
PS: Do a Barrel Roll
Everyone: Happy reunion photo
Jailbreak guy: Ignore that the pumpkin no longer exists and don it anyway.
Giant Hat: Collapse under weight of the growing crowd.
All: Get off the hat already!
FAD: Go retrieve your actual hat. You miss that thing.
ZAD: Wonder where your hat went.
Hatless Man: Spot your hat in the afterlife.
Death: Take game of LIFE and seal MK away in the Afterlife.
Heroes: AGGRESS DMK, COMBO BATTLE-TECH: QUADRUPLE QUARREL
Everyone: jump!
Everyone:Summon Captain Planet
Everyone: Jump off the hat, with blatant disregard for whoever may be below
Everyone: Pose because shit just got so unbelievably real that you can't believe it.
NB: Approach PI nervously.
HD: Approach PS hysterically.
HD: Throw Game of Life into door leading to afterlife.
PI: Conjure large candy oboe between doors of life and death.
Everyone:Throw the board game and the Life door into the Death door.
Everyone: Get down tonight.
Everyone: DANCE PARTY!
Heroes: Mistake Bathearst for leader of a fifth race.
All on hat: Play limbo in limbo.
GPI: Fondle unguarded vegetation.
Everyone: Descend (Ascend?) Upon DMK and peck at his face.
Whoo! Flipping the universe with the barrel worked! ^_^
Now, I'm not sure where to go from here...
Hmm. I know, but does PI still have his extraordinary powers?
Bathearst: Exclaim a witty one-liner explaining the entire situation under the hat!
death: summon sugar elephant to lure citizens back to death
Everyone: Destroy Life and throw the remains in the Afterlife
Everyone: Rave!
FAD: Eat game of life.
Everyone: Party!
Everyone: Pose for picture because this shit just got not as real as last time, but close.
Everyone: Strike a pose.
ZAD: Check Ripeness
All people on hat: LV. 5 POPULACE CELEBRATIONTECH -> TOGA! TOGA!
Everyone: Jubilant Linedance!
Death: Jab Scythe into ground to establish superiority.
AD: Trap DMMK by tossing game of life into Death's door and wedging the table under Life's door.
EVERYONE: Enter DEATH's realm and attempt to cheer him up.
GPI: Fondly regard cremation
Everyone: Pose as a team, because shit has never been this real before
FAD: Close Life board, roll it into a taco and eat it.
Death: Summon Legendary Jazz Musician to block doors with a giant instrument.
PS: Clap hands together and roar like a lion
PS: shoot self in the arm
AD: Throw game of life into afterlife.
THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!!
FAD: Grab the DEATH door, fit it inside the LIFE door.
FAD: Go inside the LIFE door
FAD: Grab the LIFE door from the inside, put it inside the DEATH door.
AD: Throw Bathhearst and Wifehearst off the boat.
why is there a colossul hat on the deck again?
PS: check if you still have Death's scythe
ZAD: pick up doors of Life and Death, combine them to make a tunnel so that when DMMK leaves Life he goes immediatly to Death
All: Dance party anyone?
Everyone who just left Life and Death: Do the "robot"
DEATH: Combat Operandi -> Purgatorial Resuscitation
(conjures SCYTHE, consumes 1 DROP OF LIQUID BLACK SORROW)
Death's Hat: Hit death to reestablish superiority
GPI: Fondly Regard Elation.
GPI: Fondly regard your lower half.
LowerGPI: Fondly regard your upper half.
People who are supposed to be dead: Enter Life.
People who are supposed to be alive: Enter afterlife.
COMBAT OPERANDI: BATTLE ROYAL!
EVERYONE: LV. 2 MOBTECH-- PICNIC OF SOULS
FAD: Urinate on Game of Life, drowning the remaining mobsters.
Everyone: Enter limbo contest
Everyone: Dance Party!
DMK: Ponder actually attacking once in a while to keep our intrepid heroes on their toes.
PS: Time's running out! SEPULCHRITUDE already!
All: Make a super team pose cause shit is never gonna get realer. Until maybe later.
PI: Imagine Gummy Bear I.E.D!
Everyone: DANCE PARTY!
Death people go through Life door. Life people go through Death door
ZAD: Lead everyone in a rendition of THRILLER
Death: Read "The Ugly Barnacle" to DMK to check he still takes emotions.
4Heros: LV 0.65 QUADRATIC TEAM-TECHNIQUE: descend to ship
PS: hold onto wheel while spinning it quickly, forcing a good laugh (vomit?) out of everyone else.
BATHEARST: Re-enter life and deal vigilante justice to ZEALOUS ACOLYTES.
HEARTFELT REUNION
Everyone on DHK's Head: Start acting out a Gilbert and Sullivan comedic opera.
GPI: Fondle retard convention.
PS: Turn universe 180 degrees.
Everyone: Form HUMANITY MECHA
NB: Wear sunglasses to TAKE COMMAND
Everyone: Do your best move ever, because you only 14 hours to save the Earth!
Everyone: By the power of the life and death rooms merge into a ball of power rangers type mecha warrior. Also, check the tomato report.
AD : Check planar status of UGLY DOG.
Everyone on Hat: Jump down to CHICAGO OVERCOAT and prepare to AGGRESS.
pack up the stupid board game, no one important is playing it
Death: Throw game of life at vulnerabulb before it unblooms or something!
PS: take out a plasma cannan and fyar it at something
AD: LV923 HUNGERTECH EAT ALOT OF FOOD
Death: Put Life into its box and store it in the cupboard in the Afterlife.
Oh, and FAD: Place door to game of LIFE in AFTERLIFE, seeing as the REAL door of LIFE is located elsewhere.
FH:Aggress!
Bathearst & Wifehearst: Quickly retrieve arms from Life.
Everyone: Celebrate reunion. Shindig!
xyzzy
everyone: giant brawl
DMK: IMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR, BLAAAAAARGH!!!
Everyone: Do the dance of MONOTONOUS DOOM.
FOR THE LOVE OF GPI, PACK UP THE GAME OF LIFE SO DMMK CAN'T GET OUT!
Everyone on hat: Jump off hat to join battle before DMK Ascends(Descends?).
Everyone: Throw away game of life.
Rave on the hat.
PI: Equip ship with JAWBREAKER CANNONS. Load with GUMMY BEAR I.E.D.s
Everyone: Combine to form generic giant person person.
someone: throw game of life into the door to life
DMMK: Katamari-roll everything nearby.
Lady in the corner: Say "Boy I wanna warn you it'll turn into a ballrom blitz"
Man in the back: Say "Everyone attack."
Result: It turns into a ballroom blitz (on top of the hat of course)!
PI: Suddenly remember that DMK is no longer diabetic, so candy based weaponry is going to be pretty damn useless.
FAD: Throw the game of LIFE through the LIFE door.
FAD: Put the door to LIFE inside LIFE, effectively trapping DMMK forever.
DMMK: Enjoy LIFE
Death: throw doors of life and death into game of life.
oh god... so many people...
position everyone to form a collage of SNOOP DAWG from a bird's eye view?
DMMK: Enjoy life.
Mob: Trample Game of Life
is the bard journey supposed to have no commands here:
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=2&p=000215
Everyone: Stare blankly at eachother. I mean this is just awkward.
Death: Suggest pinata for entertainment.
FAD: Punch death in schnoz to instill sensitivity. Boy he has a latin temper!
Monty Python: And now for something completely different.
ELECTRICITY FLOWING THROUGH FAN WIRE: take a shortcut.
Mob of People: Agress
Pause to bring up the status screen of all party members.
Death: in frustration, collect the instruments from the musician wall hangings and up the security!
Fan: Now that nobody is left on the island to control it, turn on.
NB+HD: Wonder why you bothered with the fan in the first place.
Death: Pack up all your games and go home. If they can't play nice, you won't play at all.
GPI: Fondly regard reanimation.
Everybody: Look at the Flying whale in the DEATH ROOM.
AH: Make a high-res desktop picture of everyone posing as a team, then sell it as a limited edition poster cause hosting this shit just got real (expensive)!
All: Be very confused.
Everyone: Aggress
Install Problem Sleuth 1.1 patch.
Set up an awesome slide in Life, allowing people to jump in the game and sail through to the exit door.
COSMIC DANCE PARTY.
Everyone: Leap down onto the deck of the boat and strike a defiant pose to assert your awesomeness.
FAD: take life and death in your hands
Unruly Mob: Throw the game of Life into the cosmos.
Everyone: Break through the top of the hat, and agress brains.
PS: COMBAT OPERANDI: UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER
Repack game of life and return to closet for another day.
BHMK: Suck HARDER!
PS: Using Ink of Squid Pro Quo, enter NEGOTIATIONS WITHOUT PRECONDITIONS with DMMK concerning your complaints re: being trapped in the realm of imagination.
Radiation Hawker: Go on a smoke break, if they haven't needed you yet they probably won't at all.
GPI: Fondly regard abomination.
PS: Throw knives into black hole in an attempt to cut the drawstrings reverting BHMK to MK.
Toss game of life into afterlife. Shut door.
Bathearst and Wifeheart: Retrieve arms.
HD: Use Ink of Squid Pro Quo to summon the Midnight Crew to your aid.
Death: Put LIFE board game away before BHMK tears the Universe a new rear end.
We must destroy DMK to knock some sense into DMMK.
Everyone: COMBAT OPERATI 23. DANCE OF DESPERATION!
Anybody: Use DMMK to speed up the electricity going through the cord
PS: Check hat to make sure candy corn is still there...you're going to need it
Restart
SEPULCHURETUDE!!!
BHMK: Begin to question wisdom of consuming one's own criminal empire.
Death: Put up the game of Life. You grow weary of these shenanigans.
Death: Oh look at that, you forgot to put away you game of LIFE, do so.
BHMK: Evaporate due to Hawking radiation
HD:Insert door to life into door to death.
Prizon Break Guy: Look for pumpkins.
Swamp Wizard: Investigate cabin.
Prison Break Guy: Recite spell on chest.
PI: Hand PS the TECTRIX OF THE ARBITOR.
PS: Sharpen TECTRIX OF THE ARBITOR with one of your TRUSTY KNIVES.
PS: Apply INK OF SQUID PRO QUO to SHARPENED TECTRIX OF THE ARBITOR.
PI: Insert game of LIFE into LIFE DOOR and unmute Professor Bee.
Thugs: Wonder if anyone can see them being sucked in beyond the event horizon.
PS: Make a blanket-igloo from pirate flag
You're in trouble. Better think fast!! You bend over and suck on your own dick but it doesn't seem to have any effect.
Death: Attempt to retrieve game of LIFE before it implodes.
DMK: Get on with it!
BHMK: Wait, if he's a black hole, wouldn't that make him blind?
Universe: Implode
Everyone: Throw Game of Life at DMK.
BHMK: Start spinning and become Rotating Black Hole Mobster Kingpin
Everyone on hat: Throw all your hats down in disgust at the fact that DMK ascended before you got off the hat.
Drawstrings: Break.
GPI: Fondly regard crustacean.
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