Wednesday, December 17, 2008
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«Oldest ‹Older 4201 – 4400 of 11545 Newer› Newest»PS: Look on back of ship's wheel and find "Light Speed" control. Turn from "Pleasant Stroll" to "Stupefying."
All Mages: Cast spell of "String-theory of suggestive knot untangeling" on DMMKs corset to untie it's cord and loosen it up completely. (The gravity field of DMMK will speed up the "delivery" of the spell, making it take effect so quickly that the knot is untied at a relativistic speed). Once loosened, DMMK will, rapidly, inflate to normal size, density and gravity but the inflation will most certainly be with of some very intresting cosmological effect, due to it's speed. (Altering the distance the power to the fan has to travel in the cord perhaps...?)
GPI: Fondly regard whorehouse.
PS: Pull off your Coup de grâce; Do Sepulchritude!!!
PS: Politely ask DMK for key so you can leave the sleuth building already.
PS: Turn the wheel so that the DMMK Katamari lands in PI's waiting mitts.
PI: COMBAT OPERANDI: LEVEL 11 KING OF ALL COSMOS: POUND 'EM INTO STARDUST!
Reap spoils of spunk myrrh
PS: Use BARREL MANEUVER on ELECTRIC CURRENT.
that is to say..
PS: Move WHOREHOUSE closer to ELECTRIC CURRENT
Dress like a angel/fairy/cow,act as DMK conscience make him kill himself
turn the wheel again to hit DMK with DMMK
AD: Come out with bathearst and join the fray.
PS: at this moment, pause and ask yourself: What would GPI do?
DMMK: Fuse with DMK to create DM-DMMK
GPI (or someone): Set speed of light to Ludicrous Speed!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk7VWcuVOf0
PI: Summon Captain Falcon.
DMMK: Loosen strings rapidly, flinging your amassed annoyances to the winds.
GPI: It's your fault the current is taking so long to reach the fan. You fix the problem.
FAD: Quickly climb the ship and hold the weakspot open, no one wants to go through this again!
PS: Comply to summoning Captain Falcon, that was a fairly good idea.
GPI: Notice that your sewing would look better if you speared one more wire onto the next (and thereby allowing the electricity to travel there, taking the path of least resistance and time).
PI: Combat Operandi -> GUMMY WORMHOLE
PS: Look at that flower.
PS: Turn universe another 90 degrees, therefore allowing DMMK to hit DMK's weakspot.
DMMK + Group of People Stuck to Him: Fall through drainpipe and emerge in projection room. Volume further decreased by factor of 100.
PS: Summon Ric Flair.
Rick Astley: Rickroll PS.
RA: Do a rickbarrelroll.
Someone shoot PI to end his GAMBIT SCHEMA. Overall it's doing more harm than good.
DMK: Pull your VULNERABUD back in a do whatever it is you're going to do to make you immune to emotions.
PS: Marvel at how far this story has come to raise DMK's NOSTALGIA meter.
PI: Throw out that damn disgusting pumpkin already!
Go back to Pickle's office and flip the switch behind the drowned elf in the secret room.
DMK: accidentally close over both BARREL and WEAK SPOT
Do backflips. You will stun everyone around you.
DMK: Assign SCV's to begin constructing additional supply depots.
Dapper swain: Na na, nanananana nananananana katamari damacy
heroes: ?
HD + NB + Whores: Preen.
GPI: on the FAN REPORT fondly regard smilie face, arrow thing, and person shaped thing, along with the U.F.O.
NON-CANON-LY TAP THAT ASS CARD
PI: Initiative Strike! Throw the rotten schema to DMK for chances of food poisoning!
3 whores: Escape your fate as useless extra characters
PS: Realize you are outside. On an airship. Outside your office.
quick! attack one more time with the DMMK katamari
AD: Remind Death that you are not really dead, you just failed at Life.
All: Inventory Check
King of All Cosmos: Turn the DMMK katamari into stardust because it's too small.
PI: Use Schrödinger's pumpkin.
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE!!!!!
PS: Feel guilt for not calling your mother
DMK: Grow 10 more health bars and develop a heart of stone, so the emotion won't affect your defense.
ND: tighten your scale corset until you are the size of DMMK Katamari, then loosen the drawstrings on his corset. DMMK: take off that corset you fag.
GHPI: Fondly regard electric current.
FPFPI(Future Past Future Pickle Inspector): Appear and speed up the speed of light.
PI: Attempt to throw your hat on the ground in disgust. Find that you lack the necessary VIM.
DMMK, Gentlemen, Patrons, Whores and Heroes: Enter Game of Life and confuse AD
Death: Challenge KATAMARI to a game of LIFE, since it's there anyway.
Learn how to shoot eyebeams from manual.
PI: Suddenly grow beautiful hair.
DMMK: Ascend(Descend?) into the Game of Life
Tomato report!
PI: Now that your speed is finally up after months, do a jig
AD: Demand Death release you. Again.
DMMK: Spin rapidly, inducing a current along the entire length of the cord using imaginary physics
Fan: Switch on, powered by by the energy of the DMMK katamari's barrel roll
DMK: Whip it, whip it good.
Return to nautical mode, shit is about to get steamy matte.
PI: Drink the rest of your candy corn liquor.
Everyone: Lose the game.
PI: WHAT FUCKING PUMPKIN THIS FUCKING PUMPKIN!
Throw baby.
DMMK: Ascend(Descend?) into the Game of Life.
DEATH: Turn Game of Life into Katamari Damacy MMO so everyone in his realm can play instead of taking turns playing it.
Katamari-DMMK: Realize you are a pawn in a much larger game and decide to kill yourself through implosion.
Author: Create Resolve Hat shirt.
Next. Sell shirt
Next. Profit.
DMK: Reveal emotionless FINAL DORM
PI: THIS FUCKING PUMPKIN
DMMK + Whores + Gentlemen: Play game of Life.
Sonhearst: Punch father in snout to establish superiority.
AD: Punch something else in the snout to maintain a sort of superiority.
PI: Retrieve arms from PS.
PI: Accidentally trip on a rock.
CT: Berate the Mannerly Highbrow.
AD: Inspect UGLY DOG in inventory for magical powers.
PI: Two words: Fancy Santa.
Everyone: Enter game of LIFE for third form of DMK.
PI: After discovering third form, summon Captain Falcon, regardless of DMK's vulnerability bar.
Captain Falcon: LV. 70 KATRILLION NINTENDOTECH: FALCON PAWNCH!
DMK: Flip the fuck out.
PI: Purposefully stride into the captain's quarters.
BUSTS-R-US: Clean Snoop.
GPI: MODUS ENNUI-->Contract the universe.
DMK: Agress.
GPI: Jean-Luc Picard Molestation.
GPI: Ride light like a mechanical bull.
GPI: fold universe in half to make a paper aeroplane.
PS: Turn the universe 90 degrees again, you fool! The DMMK is about to hit!
PS & PI: Pool resources.
Everyone: Enter the game of LIFE, now to be called LIFE or DEATH, to combat third form of DMK.
PI: Upon discovering newest form of DMK, summon Captain Falcon, regardless of DMK's vulnerability bar.
Captain Falcon: LV. 70 KATRILLION NINTENDOTECH: FALCON PAWNCH!
PS + PI: BRACE FOR IMPACT!
Katamari: Become star.
also...
GPI: Fondly regard constellation.
Fuck the pumpkin if it can't take an existential joke. Fuck it right in its pumpkin-y ass.
PS: Spin wheel to make DMMK collide with DMK.
DMMK: Absorb gigantic stylish hat to become the DEMONIC PARAGON OF STYLE (DPS)
A real fashion heavyweight like you will have all the brauds you can gander at! *Filandering grin from DPS*
GPI: Listlessly regard electrocution.
GPI: Fondly regard claymation.
PS: I'm thinking of a Kingdom Hearts reference.
PS: Turn the universe again, before DMMK crashes into DMK, making them probably fuse and form the Chapter 21 image!
AD: Realizing you were shooed into Death's realm unfairly, barter Bathearst's unfettering loyalty for your freedom.
Death: Raise Bathearst in your own deathlike manner. Bathearst gains a Bat-Scythe and +15 tiddly-winking points.
DMK: Receive lobotomy.
AH: Begin Valentine's Day fiasco.
DMMK-KB: Crash Through Death's door and end up in the afterlife.
PI: Oggle mast disconcertingly, where has it's top gone?
Call a high class hooker.
DMMK Katimari: Roll up the Door to Death.
AD: Check inventory
DMMK: Absorb DMK into your gravitational field
PI: Dive out of the way.
Katamari Ball: Land in game of Life.
See if that chemistry set you got from the Weasel King can't be put to use.
Hatless Man: Drink "Ink of the Squid Pro Quo"
Mecha-Snoop: Push the moon towards the sun to align the planets in an apocalyptic lunar eclipse. Light mecha-candy blunt and watch the fireworks, dogg.
GPI: Fondly regard light's maximum rate of exposition. Realize that if it were able to go at the speed of now, ogling your creation would be much more temporally correct. Alter said cap accordingly.
PS: Reach through wheel and catch DMMK Katamari Ball, then pull it back through.
PS: Left Universe
GPI: Fondly regard Deus ex machina
GPI: Punch universe in snout to establish fondness.
PS: DON'T slam DMMK into DMK, knowing video games, that'll just mean we're all screwed and the battle will drag on to about 20 more forms.
Death: Push LIFE table out of way quickly.
PI: Ogle in awe at the impending awesome.
GPI: Worriedly regard GARNGHUT the valiant WEASEL ZOMBIE, who was previously slain
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001400
It's Time for A Sexy Party!
All: Get to the speakeasy.
All: GROUP PHOTO!
HD+NB: Tighten drawstrings fiercely in an attempt to become even denser than DMMK.
NB: Paint a good old-fashioned ETHNICALLY DIVERSE MURUAL
ETHNICALLY DIVERSE MURUAL: Summon ETHNICALLY DIVERSE ZOMBIES
PS: Remember the good ol' days, back before all this crazy phycophysiological horseshit
Everyone: Get off that goddamn hat already and onto the ship
PS: Find a window to shove DMK through, shove DMK through the DMK shoving window, then unplug the DMK shoving window and hope it isn't wireless
Destroy the board game and finally be done with DMMK so that we won't have to deal with another story arc with random thugs in the game
Everyone: Get on the Chicago Overcoat, and pose as a team 'cause shit just got unreal.
Four Heroes: Ride Wifehearst like a mechanical bull
all: pose. This shit just got so fucking real.
Death: Put away game of Life.
FAD: Eat the game of Life, to get revenge on DMMK.
Place Game of Life inside LIFE door.
Everyone: party like it's 1929.
Everyone: Develop new MOBTECH -> QUICK RUCKUS / DEAD RUMPUS
Use the intestine of the whale in the afterlife door to tether the life and afterlife together.
AD: Crush the board game because you're still frustrated you lost.
Everyone: Break it down, bre-bre-break it down, and dance!
conga line
DMK:agress already!!!
Everybody: play an ICEBREAKER game and try to learn each other's names
All: Pose as a team because shit just might get real
FAD: Throw the game of life into the afterlife.
Everyone: Destroy game of Life with DMMK in it.
Everyone: Throw a party, because this shit just got weird.
DMK: Throw hat down in pain and sorrow
Everyone on hat: Epic board game battles : Life vs Death!!!
Hatless Man on DMK's hat: Drink the "Ink of Squid Pro Quo"
Everyone : NOW pose as a team, cuz shit just got numerous!
DMK : Enter game of life and compete with DMMK.
PI : Mourne loss of incredible vim powers.
Death : If you're going to stop anyone, stop MM! MAN UP!
GPI: Fondly regard confection.
DMK: throw the game of life board into the Life door, create a spacetime paradox that is a pain to think about but not as hard to draw (remember the candy mecha?)
Everyone: DANCE :D
Wait, can we get a quick explanation of how many parallel universes exist, who is in which one, and how they interact?
AH: Realize the fact that before they escaped the afterlife, all three Ace Dicks were in the afterlife at one time.
Dance party on the hat!
AD's: Reminisce on the TRIPLE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE of a lifetime.
Every being on hat : PAR-TY!!!
PS: Digress.
Everyone: get off that hat!
DMK: reascend to battle.
Heroes: where did we go?
Everyone on hat: Push LIFE DOOR into DEATH DOOR.
or...
Everyone on hat: take doors off hinges.
guy from jail: pee on DMK's hat.
everyone: agress the man in the yellow hat.
Game of Life Report
GPI: fondly regard the back of the LIFE and DEATH doors.
Wait a minute, those doors lead into GPI's flower thing, right? so it releases you to a part of the universe infinitely smaller than DMK's hat, and you can go through the door again... wow, paradoxes.
Death: You don't have to put up with this crap! You're DEATH!
Everyone: Party!
Oh god one of the ads at the bottom of your page is for comic book porn...
EVERYONE: Ride BATHEARST like a mechanical bull!
PROBABILITY THEORY WASP PROFESSOR: switch the window lettering of the Life and Death doors.
All on top of the hat: use combined strength to pick up game of life, fold it up, shove back into it's box, and lock in death's game cabinet. also lock the door of life and burn it if nesscary, wait just burn the door of life. wait that will cause the game of life to burn, scratch that. just lock it.
PS: Fold up the game board and put it away.
All: Pose as a team as this shit just got so real that the whole thing could of been a dream up to now.
Everyone pose as a team cause this shit just got real.
FAD:burn LIFE, destroying DMMK
Death: Put on your hat of resolve.
PS: Set Game of Life on fire using only the power of pent up stress.
FAD: push door of life into door of death
Everyone: Play Trouble instead.
DMK: Throw down your hat in anger.
Everyone: Climb inside the activated CHICAGO FEDORA and man the control deck accordingly.
GPI: Fondly regard citations.
DMK's Hat:Collapse under all the extra weight.
GPI: Fondly regard cremation.
Everyone from LIFE and DEATH get out here! It's time to weigh down a floating demonic head!
GPI: The Universe's wound has healed, so remove the stitches and restore fan cord to normal length.
This Guy: Retrieve arms.
Everyone on the hat: TEAM POSE!... cause shit might get real
Death: The piccolo's not going to cut it. Block both doors with a DIDGERIDOO.
DMMK: Return to less ridiculous dimensions and start building an empire.
Incidentally, if death blocks the door, DMMK can't get out until the game ends.
DMK: Come crashing down due to all the weight on your hat.
EVERYONE: COMB RAVE: GIVE MY REGARDS TO DMK
Fun fact: Since the creation of the blog style suggestion box, there have been at least 77 requests for PS to use Sepulchritude. (And that's just counting the ones that were spelled correctly so I could Find them.)
GPI: Fondly regard Imagination
All: Realize that everything you've done thus far is null and void, for it is only in your imagination.
Everyone: Dance!!!
After Ripeness wears off:
PI: Imagine pixie stick english horn to wedge doors of life and death closed.
Death: LV. 27 GUILTTECH -- TAKING GAME AND GOING HOME.
Death picks up the Game of Life, tucks it under his arm, and storms off to the afterlife, disgruntled.
Possible Effects:
1) Establishes all friendly guests so far as present at the scene of combat. (We were told we would want as many friends as possible for this fight.)
2) Moves Game of Life, and DMMK, to Afterlife, establishing clever pun, possible paradox, and maybe killing DMMK (The "real" body)/wounding Demonic MK (the Imaginary)?
3) Possibly Demonic MK feels remorse at Death's petulance and general mistreatment, and his emotion meter fills some?
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