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«Oldest ‹Older 3801 – 4000 of 11545 Newer› Newest»Hatless Man: Throw INK OF SQUID PRO QUO at DMMK in the hope that it will do something not completely useless.
Snoop Bust: Gently drift into Vulnerabulb.
Hatless man: Drink INK OF SQUID PRO QUO
SPHM (Squid-Pro Hatless Man): Use technique- Squid Pro Quo: Prose Pro to read emotional poetry to DMMK
HM: Wear INK OF SQUID PRO QUO as a wig to cover your embarrassing baldness.
DMMK: JUICE IT, CHUCK.
PS: Move VULNERABULB closer to PI
DMMK: BATTLE TECHNIQUE > UNLEASH GRAVITY OF SITUATION
Patrons: Begin "Thriller" Choreography
NB and HD, Enact Dodge Schema: Faster than the speed of light, to escape DMMK's gravitational pull!
You may have to lower the speed of light a smidgen for this to work.
PI: Forget the barrel, throw that broken mast/pointy object you're standing next to.
PI: Throw ship at Vulnerabulb
Bathearst: Hearst-a-rang the Vulnerabulb
PS: Check status of TRUSTY KNIVES
PS: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER
Patrons: Agress
What? Come on, you had to have an NPC find the bottle of Squid Pro Quo? I gave PS a perfectly good reason to go back to the speakeasy, and it's not like he's managed to do much on the boat. Ah well, I guess now we'll have to get the ink from the hatless guy. Also, there's a lot of people in that dollhouse now. And the dollhouse contains a portal into itself, I think Professor Bee would be able to explain how that works. In fact...
NB: tighten scale bodice to become small.
NB: exit room and climb into dollhouse at proper scale.
NB: re-enter room and loosen bodice, becoming much larger than you could have without the recursive dollhouse structure.
Gentlemen: obtain a print copy of "A Brief History of Time" so as to learn about this "Hawking Radiation," then work together to formulate a plan that relates this in some way to the build up of dark matter in DMMK, in the offchance that he manages to finally become a singularity.
AD: Realize there are now 3 versions of MK running around and sympathize with his plight.
PS: Quickly! Before the witching hour is over, reach through the WHEEL and punch that VULNERABULB!!
DMMK: Accrete matter, undergo gravitational collapse, become a star.
ANYONE on the CHICAGO OVERCOAT: Reel in some of that ANCHOR ROPE, thereby positioning themselves below the VULNERABULB.
Patrons: Drunken Operandi - I love you man!
NB: Don SUNGLASSES and overwhelm DMMK with intense yet womanly coolness.
PS: Combine the ink with the King's pen. Use the mix of logic and diplomacy to combine Maxwell's Equations with the Theory of Relativity. Attempt to discover the secret of Faster-Than-Light travel.
Incidentally, PS might be able to use Sepulchritude as his imaginary self. Last I knew, he has 2 lives left.
DMMK: FOR GPI'S SAKE MASSTECH: LV. 80 CRITICAL FUCKING MASS ALREADY
Shit's getting too real! Quick, build a fort out of stolen hats!
PS and team: Carry PI over to the barrel, quickly!
DMMK: Agress
PI: Throw long spike at the VULNERABULB
DMMK: Absorb patrons, whores, heroes, HD, and NB to form Black Hole Mobster Kingpin.
PS: Climb up DMK's hat to ask FAD to grab the barrel instead.
Fan: Having to apply to the laws of electricity that state electricity will always take the easiest path to its target, the electricity jumps from the wire to the fan immediately.
DMMK absorbs drunken partygoers, becomes drunk. Possibility for loosening corset.
crowd: form orgee ball voltron to counter his horrible purple mass
Patrons: Get sucked further DMMK's gravitational field causing him to reach critical mass.
PI: use the rule of cool
Bathearst: Do a barrel roll.
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PATRONS + HD + NB + WHORES + 4 WARRIORS: Wrap everyone in the corset and tighten, creating an even stronger gravitational force.
PS: Flip the shutter switch on the nearest window causing it to open into a different imaginary dimension
HATLESS MAN: Clumsily drop the INK in your drunken stupor.
Everyone with magic powers: Cast the spell of "Exaggerated Hawkings Radiation" on DMMK to ensure that hi's astronomically dense gravity is radiated off.
(This will decrease his mass and density considerably. Bad side effect is that it will cause him to emit an insane amount of gamma radiation which will evaporate everyone and everything within 5 miles radius into monoatomic plasma... But it will kill him...)
Crowd around DMMK: Do the "(Gravity) WAVE" just to look cool!
Find anything deadly!
Patrons: Throw all your hats down in disgust to the incredibly stupid action you've just done.
HD: Loosen corset so you can escape the gravitational forces. Then, get to the freaking Gutterpipes Project!
HD: Also, gather everyone and move them away from the gravitational forces after loosening your corset.
Ask the patrons to join the fight.
Anyone: Throw DMMK at the vulnerabulb.
PS: Ponder when there's gonna be some actual sleuthin' to be done.
PS: There's NO CHOICE! You have to stop DMK, or else...well, you're not...quite sure why you simply MUST defeat him. But if you're ever going to do it, now is the only chance you'll ever have...SEPULCHRITUDE!
Alternatively, PS: Flip the universe and stab DMK with the pointy mast thing!
Alternatively, PS: Get the hell out of dodge and go fight DMMK!
Patrons: Aggress DMMK.
PS: Make sweet, sweet love to your TRUSTY HAT.
HM:Put hat back on and reveal self to be PS
PS:Give INK to HD
HD:Use INK with SKELETON KEY to paint a black Hole next to DMMK to have a equal force that consume each other and leave everyone else fine
Everyone on Ship: Push barrel towards PI.
Reality: Call shenanigans due to the fact that DMMK's gravitational field seems to be selectively effecting people while doing nothing to the rocks on the ground.
DMMK: Vanish in a puff of logic.
DMMK: Start telling jokes to the crowd.
PI: create replicasmile FFPI again to get ink of squid pro quo and apply to arbtoir of allegence to save the day!
Say hello to the pumpkin
Lob bar patrons at DMMK
PI: Combat Operandi -> Pickle Replicsimile.
DMMK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> BLACK HOLE SUN
throw DMMK at VULNERABULB
DMMK: Implode
Everyone: Vibrate more disconcertingly
Hatless Patron: Use Squid pro quo ink to draw scales of jsutice and summon problem slueth to negotiate
Patrons: Become Patron Militia.
PI: Throw the freakin' mast of the ship at DMK!
FAN: For the love of GPI, do something, you massive plot device!
GPI: Realize low speed of light is hampering your ability to properly regard the furthest reaches of creation.
FAD: Casualy mention to MM that you saw MK wearing a corset.
MM: Realise that MK stole your corset, and in doing so, caused your death. Join the good guys.
Trollop thief: Cut DMMK's corset strings.
FAD: Go to whore island and spin the fan blades by hand.
Patrons: Wrap DMMK up in rug and aggress him into that wall.
PI: You're supposed to be creative right? Do something! Throw your pumpkin at the bulb!
HD + NB + Whores + Heroes: Escape to fight another day! His gravitational pull is a force too strong for an easy victory!
PI's GAMBIT SCHEMA runs out. Have PI imagine a PEANUT BRITTLE DUMBWAITER with a GUMMI BEAR I.E.D. inside. Either have the dumbwaiter descend with the I.E.D. inside and detonate, or, if the bulb is too far away, have PI travel down in the dumbwaiter as well and throw the I.E.D.
PI: Throw the freakin' mast of the ship at DMK!
HATLESS MAN: Drink bottle of SQUID PRO QUO
NB + HD: untie corsets and get high desity in an atempt to counteract the gravity feild with there own
PI: Forget the barrel! Use level 285 Unsavory Ogle on the VULNERABULB!
PI: throw the broken and very pointy mast at DMK
Death:play monoply with everyone while AD and batherst play BATTLE SHIP
PI: Focus all your anger to reach the large barrel on time.
MK: Become BLACK HOLE MOBSTER KINGPIN
PS: ride on... forget it.
PS: rotate the universe 90 degrees so that the barrel rolls to PI
HD:loosen DMMK's corset.
PS: Remove Electrical outlet cover.
PI: Imagine some candy bullets for your sextant
Patrons, HD, NB, and all in room: Succumb to DMMK's gravity and surround him in one suffocatingly tight clump.
DMMK: Reach critical mass and transform into a Black Hole MK
Hatless Man: Swap hats with DMMK.
Vulnerabulb: Attack yourself so this battle can actually go somewhere.
DMMK: Aggress!
Gentelmen: Aggress!
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE already
NB- loosen DMMK's Brassier
Patrons: High Gravity Hootinany
PI: Quickly chuck that THING THAT LOOKS LIKE A SPIKE at the Vulnerabulb, then throw out your PUMPKIN because it is starting to smell.
GPI: Fondly regard ability to raise the SPEED OF LIGHT.
PS: Ride PI like mechanical bull in attempt to make him go faster
Patrons: Ride DMMK like a mechanical bull
Patrons: Agress!
Snoop Mecha: Encase SCHEMA PUMPKIN in liquid candy, thereby preserving ripeness.
MK: Tighten corset and use Quantum Singularity attack!
Black hole leads to another dimension!
DMMK: Absorb everyone in the speakeasy and collapse in one yourself
Patrons: Become Ravers
HD+NB: tighten drawstrings as far as they go, then (assuming dark-matter metamorphasis) cut DMMK's drawstrings.
GPI: Fondly regard Cremation
UN: pass a resolution banning the use of sepulchritude in boss battles
Patrons: Ogle DMMK with the power of a thousand drunkards.
AH: Create slutsploitation-skankgrotto.com
4 Kingdom Adventurers: Throw Salted Melons at DMMK.
DMMK: Tire of your immense gravitational pull, take off corset, and have a nap.
Patrons:Retrive ARMS from SAFE.
Worker Bees: Collect immense amounts of PANG NECTAR.
Everyone: Safely stow arms in safe.
PS: throw down your pumpkin in disgust
DMMK: Declare yourself the winner and start listing your demands.
DMMK: fall through the floor and down to the center of the earth
HD: Wear BEN STILLER BUST'S SUNGLASSES to establish superiority.
PS: turn the wheel non-stop, making the vulnerabulb wanna puke
DMMK: Approach infinite mass
PS: Reason with the VULNERABULB to stay out a little longer.
HD: Use the Squid Pro Quo with the skeleton brush to restore DMMK to normal MK.
Hatless Man: lose purchase of your INK OF SQUID PRO QUO. Watch in drunken fascination as it paints a BLACK HOLE on the ground.
Patrons: Become Ravers
shoot yourself, your darn too pixalated to live
DEATH: Bring out good ol' Monopoly
PS: Pee through ship's wheel.
PS: Un-mute Professor Bee.
Professor Bee: Explain that in the original book, Frankenstein actually had above average speed and reflexes, and thus PI should have reached the barrel awhile ago.
PS: Re-mute Professor Bee.
DMMK: Punch Professor Bee for some much needed slapstick humor.
Check on afterlife again.
Death: Remember that you left a spare Scythe hidden somewhere in the game of Clue.
Hatless Man:COMBAT OPERANDI -> Last Call Swig
PS: Sepulchritude
PS: push PI the rest of the way
Everybody On Whore Island: AGGRESS
DMMK: Exceed your Chandrasekhar limit and become a super mobster brothel ho.
check on hive comb
if it has been filled
ps:combat operandi->Sepulchritude...yes it is time to unleash the hurt
Trollop Thief: Use Dagger on Corset laces
DMMK: Due to inconsistencies with the laws of physics, be pulled toward the electrical cord, accelerating the SPEED OF LIGHT to pull the electricity through faster.
Retrieve the key from the desk.
DMMK: Quickly tighten and release the strings on the Gravity Bustier to initiate Lv 42 Tech: GRAVITY DISTORTION WAVES.
Whores+Patrons: With your abilities and judgement distorted by both your inebriated state and your proximity to DMMK, employ LV. 97 COITUSTECH: DARK MATTER SOUSED ORGY.
NB: TOSS YOUR TEDDY BEAR IN DESPERATION
PS:Carry PI to barrel.
AD:Get out of afterlife and shove barrel towards PI
Professor Bee: Unmute self and scold DMMK for being more dense than the entire UNIVERSE.
DMMK: Punch Professor Bee in the snout to establish...well...uh...You don't need a reason, just hit him.
Light: Attempt to go faster.
Physics Police: Give Light a ticket for speeding.
Go for Ice Cream
PS: Reveal that the CANDY CORN you've had the entire game actually has the object duality of a SPEED OF LIGHT INCREASER-MAJIG.
Hatless Man: In drunken state, write poetry on DMMK's head with the INK OF SQUID PRO QUO.
Andrew Hussie: Have epic battle with GPI for control of game.
Universe: Fondly regard GPI.
Professor Bee: Use awesome intellect to build an anti-gravity machine and render DMMK helpless.
Midnight Crew: Become canon, dammit!
HD+NB+Whores+everyone else on whore island: Pool resourses to make a $10 donation and request that DMMK is defeated.
HD: Become large enough to punch the VULNERABUD.
Hatless Man: Steal DMMK's hat to throw him off your trail.
DMMK: Create human armor and whore hat.
NB: Tighten corset until you become DMMK's size. Try to reason with him.
For all that is holy and for everyone you love, SPECHULITRUDE!
DMMK: Absorb the patrons, becoming Drunk Dark Matter Mobster Kingpin (DDMMK).
PS: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> LV. 9 UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER
DMMK-Ball: Start on a very slow collision course with DMK's Vulnrabulb
PS: Flip the Wheel
Show a big map so we can get our heads around everything
Your pumpkin is completely rotten. Tootsie Roll Frankenstein is no more.
DMMK: Form a microscopic black from your highly concentrated matter.
The black hole begins pulling on everything, including light, thus increasing its speed.
Dog: Bark bark!
PS: Observe the Katamari Ball heading down.
PS: Flip the universe around.
Weasel Hero: FLIP THE FUCK OUT
PS: Flip the universe so DMMK his bulb
AD: Resurrect Jesus
King of all Cosmos: Approve of the katamari and suck up DMMK on a rainbow, mistaking him for the Prince.
PS: Note the swift descent of a superdense ball of matter descending toward DMK
xyzzy
PS: Flip the universe over to hit the vulnerabulb with KatamariDMMK
DMMK: Realize how unmanly and unintimidating it is to wear women's clothing and remove the corset.
PI: Reload SEXTANT with TOOTSIE ROLLS.
DMMK: Fall in a more dark materialistic manner.
PS: Spin the ships wheel to turn the universe around, knocking DMMK's KATAMARI BALL into the bulb!!!
PS: Spin the ships wheel to turn the universe around, knocking DMMK's KATAMARI BALL into the bulb!!!
DMMK Ball: Fall in a badass noir-antihero manner
DMMK and Orbiting "Gentlemen"/"Hookers"/"Characters in which the reader holds strong emotional attachments to" compress into a infinite blackhole of highly compressed nothingness, killing the lot of large fellowship and causing the whole readership to become struck with overbearing amounts of grief.
What's that?
The gravitational pull of the Katamari Dark Matter Mobster Kingpin is pulling the SNOOP BUST forth from the vacuum of space at a tremendous speed!
Kingpin, party of 20, your table is ready.
HD+NB+Gentlemen+Heroes+Whoriors+Patrons+DMMK: Fall in a more old timey manner
PS: Eat brutesteak.
PS: Do an awesome pose near the barrel, because this shit needs to get REAL
PS: Throw an intrigued glance toward the ball of nostalgia.
PS: Turn wheel and fling DMMK into bulb.
Gentlement: Inform DMMK that he is a one trick pony.
PS: You get a strange feeling of deja vu. You return to the ships wheel to make potential adjustments if necessary.
Wifehearst: Ride game of Life like a mechanical bull.
NB+HD: Knowing death is but a breath from they're ultimate demise due to the crushing gravity, proceed to make out. Hot hardcore lesbian style.
throw servant into cave as bait for dragon
NB: Use scorched teddy bear on DMMK's drawstrings already and end his gravitational shenanigans.
DMMK: Slowly but surely collapse the universe
DMMK: Loosen drawstrings; Break physics
PS: Tilt wheel so KATAMARI hits VULNERABULB.
Highbrow: Activate your Awesome Monocle Powers and Make the Katamari Explode.
DMMK: Implode and transform into WHITE DWARF MOBSTER KINGPIN
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