Wednesday, December 17, 2008
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«Oldest ‹Older 3601 – 3800 of 11545 Newer› Newest»PFPI+FFPI: Show up at Death's party fashionably late.
DMMK: Break out in HIVES due to your egg ALLERGIES.
Death: Establish Supperoity by finally sending the Death to Hell/Heaven respectivly where they face judgement.
Death: Send there Death players to the weseal, pig and elf kingdom to perform various unneeded Quests.
All: Take Skylights and throw them into each other, smallest first.
*The resulting mass (basically endless) should great enough gravity to pull DMK out of space so his weak spot can be accesed.
ps: ride the next button like a mechanical bull.. wait.. wtf does that even mean?!?!
DMMK: Absorb Egg Yolk to increase power level.
+3 to your Type Two Diabetes Risk modifier.
AD: Have a training montage with Bathearst.
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE! PLEASE!
PS: Check on power cable. You know, the one going trough the universe to the fan.
Probability Theory Wasp Professor (PTWP): Meddle your way into canonicity.
PS: Reach through wheel and PUNCH the VULNERABULB.
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE the fuck out of 'em
Bathearst: Take out utility belt!
AD: Get angry, real angry. Angrier than FAD when he's been offended!
AD: Assert legitimacy to the throne. Become QUEEN OF ENGLAND.
DMMK: Check CHOLESTEROL levels due to massive EGG consumption.
PS: Kick PI in his NETHER-REGIONAL VULNERABULB.
ps:demand that GPI do something
GPI fondly regard demand
PI: Throw CANDY CORN at NETHER-REGIONAL VULNERABULB through WHEEL.
(that was PS:)
PS: Tell everyone to grab ahold of something and flip the universe, thus inverting DMMK's gravity field.
ps:ride the whores like a kinky mechanical bull, heavily sensored, offending all but the Japanese.. in a hardboiled manner ofc
AD + FAD: Argue over who's the real Ace Dick.
Wifehearst: Slap MM for being an enslaver of women.
Death: Try, in vain, to stop the fighting.
Bathearst: Sneak out the door while Death is distracted.
Strumpet Princess: Summon Schrodinger's Cat
PS: Seeppuulllcchhhrriittuudddeeee
wizard, cast reverse gravity on dmmk.
WW: Point blade towards DMMK.
HC: Use spell to lengthen WW's blade.
DMMK: Reach critical mass and implode.
Demimonde Goddess: Ride a graviton particle like a mechanical bull.
Trollop Thief: Attempt to steal again! You just might get that corset away from DMMK!
HD and NB: Forget it! Try to get away from the gravitational field and go to the Gutterpipes Project!
If successful...
HD: Turn crank until you find a valve you've never seen before. MK's valve. Untighten that brassier!
Everyone randomly sits on DMMK
PS: Pray to GPI for answers.
Whores: Seduce DMMK
PI: Pick up LARGE SPIKE and throw it into the exposed VULNERABULB, lodging the LARGE SPIKE in the VULNERABULB and preventing the VULNERABULB from being covered back up.
Whores: Incite DMMK's anger through crude fat jokes
Rotate the universe in whatever direction would send DMMK falling towards the bulb.
Whores: Attempt to ride DMMK like a mechanical bull.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
Demimonide Goddess: Observe your surroundings after being sucked into DMMK
Harlot Ranger: Equip anti-material arrowheads.
Trollop Thief: COMBAT OPERANDI -> SOUL STEAL
Strumpet Priestess: Summon Fluthlu
NB: Open up for the STRIPPER FUMES
HD: Dip SKELETON BRUSH in the PAINT BUCKET
Check DMMK's CRITICAL MASS GAUGE just to be safe
TT: throw down hat in disgust.
DMMK: Pull strings on corset to maximum tightness.
HD: loosen strings on SCALE CORSET to intimidate DMMK into loosening his strings to make himself larger, thus lowering density making field weaker.
GPI: Fondly regard bull-riding technique.
HOKAY.
this is how we make the speed of light go faster-
http://www.scienceagogo.com/news/20060623201434data_trunc_sys.shtml
HD+NB: Throw heavy things at DMMK until he collapses under his own mass.
All:Go to the Bathroom it's been far to long.
Trollop Thief: Cut the STRINGS on DMMK's CORSET with your DAGGER
MECHA LEGS: Fly bust of Captain Snoop back toward the ship.
HD+NB: Tighten corsets. Get ready, 'cause shit's about to get real.
Heroes: Hurl things at DMMK to push his mass to critical.
HD+NB - put their gorsets around DMMK
GPI: Fondly regard Dalmation
Drowned Elf in PI's office: float into switch you were previously guarding, thus activating it.
Snoop bust to the rescue!
HD: Paint him a different color.
HD+NB+WHORES: Just Leave DMMK alone, it's not like he can do anything except be obese.
DMMK: Explode due to high-pressure body fluids.
Trollop Thief: Mourn the loss of your hard earned money.
DMMK: ABSORB whores to become Whorish Dark Matter Mobster Kingpin
...Theorize that the gravity field would only INTENSIFY the effect of projectile attacks on DMMK
PS: WHY DO YOU KEEP STARING AT DMK'S NETHER REGIONS!?
SP: COMBAT OPERANDI -> NATURE CALLS!
HD+NB: Interject that Gravitational Fields do not work that way. Infact, if hes drawing them into him, everything would be hurting him more.
Bathearst: Break free from Death's cold clutches and Hearst-a-rang DMK's weak point.
Whores: TRIPLE COMB RAVE -> STDEMOLITION
DMMK: lunge at DMK's weak point
Whores: Proposition DMMK
HD+NB+Whores: Loosen DMMK's corset.
GPI: Adjust gravitational constant of the universe, rendering DMMK vulnerable to attack, and subtly altering the curvature of space-time (which, incidentally, affects the observed speed of light).
HD: Read Orson Scott Card's Xenocide to learn the secret to faster-than-light travel.
Get the fucking megaton key already!
AH, are you waiting for one particular way to attack the vulnerabulb? I personally liked "punch bulb through wheel."
and all those portals floating around are giving me some thoughts about possible attacks.
hmm... how about...
PS: COMBAT OPERANDI > SCHEMA PUMPKIN HUGIFIER!
or
PI: COMBAT OPERANDI > NOW YOU'RE THINKING WITH THE BALCONY WINDOW.
or
NB: COMBAT OPERANDI > THIS LIGHT NEVER TURNS GREEN, SEE?
or, to a lesser extent
Gentlemen: run cable through both ends of a truck portal, then switch the direction in an attempt to fuse the proper ends together.
and the paintbrush looks useful too:
NB: paint an anvil above DMMK.
NB: dip brush in black paint, then attack with antimatter of some sort.
and less likely:
NB: Paint shiney lines around the electricity to make it appear faster.
But then we hit the joys of messing with relativity. No matter how fast or slow you move, light appears to move at the same speed relative to you (someone will probably correct me on that). So something moving fast enough would think that electricity was moving plenty fast enough to reach the fan in time. The problem is that everyone else would still have their own reference point and would be long gone before the speeder reached them. AND I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO MESS WITH TIME TRAVEL so I'm wondering if there's any way to make use of this Frankenstein Slowness to make the electricity appear to move faster in everyone else's reference frame... but it would be terrible if there were any inconsistencies.
Then again, we've got a few chapters left (METAGAMING ALERT) and we need to finish off DMK before it'll make sense to try to move the boat, so maybe the fan deserves a rest.
here's the Pickle Count as far as I can make it out:
PI > 8 imaginary PIs.
1 iPI > Real PI (Abstracted Thought)
1 iPI > became More Loathsome Beast.
1 iPI > became GPI
4 iPI > slain by beast.
1 iPI > Created Candy Mecha...
wait a minute! I thought one of the iPI's was still piloting the mecha! Where did the one to use TEMPORAL REPLICISIMILE come from?
No time paradox here, I'm just trying to figure out where I miscounted.
One more note about the portals: someone suggested throwing all the portholes through each other. This is not sufficient to create a singularity because the portholes are not connected to each other, they are connected to the traffic lights! Maybe if you pushed one half-way through or something... but I don't see how it would work.
oh, great... Now I'm Thinking With Portholes.
PS: Don't let this valuable opportunity slip by! You can end it all and free everyone here and now!
SEPULCHRITUDE!
Candy Mecha: Drop Captain Snoop Bust onto Invulnerabulb's head using COMBAT OPERANDI: "DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT
PS: That's it! There's no other choice! SEPULCHRITUDE!!!!
I think PS will use Sepulchitrude and normally it'd kill everyone cuz its so powerful but instead it'll get sucked up by DMMK, and the effects of the blast will be so strong that not even DMMK will be able to supress it with his dark matter powers, and he'll die. Or get heartburn. Or something.
NB+HD+Whores+Gentlemen+Heroes: Bring DMMK in contact with regular matter causing a violent reaction
PS: Fling the royal chemistry set you got from your diplomatic achievement at the vulnerabulb.
Trollop Thief: Switch hats with DMMK to disguise yourself.
Trollop Thief: Steal gravity.
Everyone : Gather all those large windows to create another jaw breaker bomb to use against DMMK.
PI: Throw DMK's hat over the edge.
Death: Throw AD out of the afterlife. He's not actually dead yet.
AD: Throw table at vulnerabulb to deplete his Spunk Myrrh.
DMKWS: Recede back into the Nether-regional Vulnerabulb, rendering the PI's sacrifice futile.
PI: Imagine a faster speed of light.
All: Check Inventory
GPI: Regard DMMK fondly.
PI: Imagine a stereo with which to Rickroll Vulnerabulb to death.
Trollop Thief: mourn loss of precious, precious spondulicks.
GPI: Temporarily disable gravity.
PS: Commandeer ship and crash it into the VULNERABULB
SP: SUMMON OPERANDI -> HELIUM GOLEM
PS: Amidst the mists and coldest frosts,with stoutest wrists and loudest boasts,thrust your fist against the post and still insist you see the ghost.
PI:Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.
AD: You do not have enough imagination to think up of a tongue twister command.
TT: Sneak in and loosen DMMK's bodice.
NB: Head back to the docks, and find a valve to re-enlarge MK
Eat your face
Strumpet Priestess: Summon HAWKING EFFECT
HD+NB+Whores: Seduce DMMK
Use candy corn as bullets
Look at code in the left corner of the drawing
AD: grab phone part
Shoot the safe a couple of times with the gun on the desk
IP: Imagine up a giant magnet.
IP: Imagine a giant magnet.
divide yourself into the other elf, climb into bed together and start fisting the pony.
GPA: Increase the speed of light so the damn fan will finally turn on.
DMMK: Collapse under the weight of your own gravity and turn into a black hole!
PS: Uhm... sepulchritude?
PI: Check inventory
Mecha Legs: Fly bust of Snoop Dog into vulnerbulb in heroic act of self sacrifice.
NB+HD: Put anything and everything into DMMK's gravitational field to create a hyper-mass zone of super dense space, in other words, a black hole.
NB + HD: Use Flapper Flagon to fuel a Level 10 Physicilicious Summon: Pimp Stephen Hawking.
(SH + Whores: Theoretical Pimpicist Slap)
e=mc^2
ENERGY = MASS time the SPEED OF LIGHT squared
If we increase the SPEED OF LIGHT, ENERGY will remain constant but MASS will decrease.
Where would that be helpful?
So my suggestion:
GPI: Fondly regard equation
MH: Inspect for weaknesses with your SCANNER MONOCLE.
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE?
GPI: Note that photons travel EVERY POSSSIBLE PATH an infinite amount of times instantly, so the fan is already powered.
PS: Eat Candy Corn within your hat
DMMK: Gravitate under your own weight and become Black Hole Mobster Kingpin.
Whores: Throw selves into gravitational feild.
DMMK: Further tighten drawstrings.
Harlot Ranger (HR?): Agress HARLOT RANGER
Death & Co.: Pose because shit just got so real it's unreal, and aggress DMMK.
Your TEAM EX METER is full! Perform Lv. 7 TRIPLE ATTACK: SLATTERN SLASH!
Gentelmen: Agress!
Everyone near DMMK: Throw as many things at DMMK as possible to compress him further.
Team Harlot: COMBAT OPERANDI: WHOREKING RADIATION
HD+NB+Whores+Heroes: Continue to feed items to DMMK until her mass becomes so great that she implodes.
GPI: Bestow PS with precognition.
Team Harlot: COMBAT OPERANDI: WHOREKING RADIATION
Oh my goodness yes.
DMMK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> PUGNACIOUS PIROUETTE
Gentlemen: Dish catcalls at dollymopish Whores.
Gentlemen: Dish catcalls at dollymopish Tem Harlot.
fixt
Gentlemen: Dish catcalls at dollymopish Team Harlot.
Space Police: Attempt to locate PFPI to give him a speeding ticket.
GPI: Fondly regard citation.
DMMK: Girdle begins to tear the universe under the force of its awesome gravity.
Gentlemen: Throw selves into DMMK's gravitational field in noble act of self-sacrifice.
NB, HD: Drastically tighten corsets in order to aggress DMMK on his own terms.
AD: Rally the denizens of the afterlife for divine intervention!
as someone said here:
"e=mc^2
ENERGY = MASS time the SPEED OF LIGHT squared
If we increase the SPEED OF LIGHT, ENERGY will remain constant but MASS will decrease."
So...
ND: Use slack fan chord to lasso DMMK
HD: Head down to the docks to try and find DMMK's girdle valve
Whores: Combat Operendi: Emasculate!
Worker Bees: Finish collecting the nectar
PI: Tear a chunk off the CHICAGO OVERCOAT and throw that instead
Dead Group: Do something
GHPI: Fondly regard gravitation
PI: Conjure giant candy barrel, throw that instead
Trollop Theif: Further tighten DMMK's corset strings, collapsing him into a singularity, which will shortly thereafter vanish through Hawking radiation.
FrankenPI: Create Antimatter Jawbreaker
MSPA: Be mentioned on jayIsGames.com
(damn, too late)
PI: Check your Ripeness
Candy Mecha Legs: Accidentally fly into DMK'S weak spot to establish VENGEANCE.
Candy Mecha Legs:Accidentally Fly into DMK'S Nether Region to establish VENGEANCE
FPI: Throw DMK's hat instead
Trollop Thief: Throw a large bomb directly into DMMK's gravitational field.
snoop bust: become sentience, use mind to build a robot body with mecha legs and other stuff, and attach to robot body, become mecha snoop bust (MSB)
Get in the shower. Take care of business.
Captain Snoop Bust Mecha: Attack DMK's weak spot.
HD: loosen scale bode
PI's GAMBIT SCHEMA runs out. Have PI imagine a PEANUT BRITTLE DUMBWAITER with a GUMMI BEAR I.E.D. inside. Either have the dumbwaiter descend with the I.E.D. inside and detonate, or have PI travel down in the dumbwaiter and throw the I.E.D.
AD: Throw your second shitty gun off the hat.
PS: Spin universe, making shitty gun hit VULNERABUD and explode.
PS: Pray for divine intervention
GPI: Fondly disregard creation
PS: Extinguish the flame in the pumpkin to return PI to normal.
PI: Run over to Barrel.
PS: Relight pumpkin.
HD+NB: Taunt DMMK.
Professor Wasp: Become canon, then meddle with the speed of light.
And also, punch Professor Bee, no one likes him.
PS: Go down to city, find the building with the whale on it, find the nearby PUMPKIN HUGIFIER, and use it on the SCHEMA PUMKIN to enhance PI's powers.
FAD: Fall of DMK, then get killed by the random giant pumpkin that's flattening the city.
( This way, all the ADs will have been killed in a way relating to Jailbreak. )
GPI: Shout from the heavens "FINISH HIM!"
Every one, and I mean every one: Pose as a team one last time.
Trollop Thief: sneak up and lossen DMMK's brassier.
PI: Throw your now useless sextant at DMK really, really hard.
Trollop Thief: Sever cords on DMMK's corset, causing him to expand into a red sun
If DMK is the demon personification of DMMK, shouldn't they be vulnerable to the same things?
HD+NB+Whores: Make fun of DMMK to raise his emotions.
HD: Check Wiki to find DMMK's weakness.
AD: Punch readers in snout to establish annoyance at their repeated requests for SEPULCHIRTUDE.
Seriously, we can't use it yet. If DMK follows his pattern, as soon as this VULNERABUB closes, he's going to have another face with three health bars, and insane regenerative powers. I mean, he'll regenerate so fast, our only hope would be to use an attack powerful enough to take him down in one shot, AKA SEPULCHRITUDE.
Trollop Thief: Quickly steal arms from safe.
Andrew: Work the Midnight Crew into the main story somehow.
Andrew Hussie: Punch GPI in snout to establish superiority.
GPI: Make bet with DMK over fate of Universe, just to make things interesting.
Andrew Hussie: Appear in game and begin indiscriminately kicking people in the testicles.
Strumpet Priestess: Summon BIGGLEJOOBS, the queen of all whores.
Andrew Hussie: Punch GPI in snout to establish superiority.
Trollop Thief: Throw down hat in disgust.
NB+HD+Whores: Sprinkle 10kg of weapons-grade plutonium dust on DMMK from a distance.
DMMK: MASSTECH: LV. 80 CRITICAL FUCKING MASS
HD: Equip Ben Stiller Bust's sunglasses to gain 100% GRAVITY RESISTANCE.
GPI: Fondly regard Gravitation.
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE!!
Confuse DMMK with a logic problem to catch him off guard.
DMMK: Tighten corset strings until mass in enough to create a black hole.
bees: collect pang nectar filling up the final comb
bees: Collect pang nectar filling up last comb cause that was one hell of an attack
HD: What do the sunglasses say about DMMK's power level?
eat icecream
AH: Allow anime butt on the side of the screen for a meager 19.10
NB: eat DMMK
Whores: Stomp on DMMK!
A sudden ally!
PFFPI!
(past future future pickle inspector)
Death: start game of twister with all dead characters
Whores: loosen DMMK's corset.
PI: Make GPI feel bad about making the cord longer, so that he will increase the speed of light.
Higgs Bonehead: Escape from Death's realm and hurl yourself at DMMK, with unpredictable results.
go home and molest my daughter,she's been flirting with me all week
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