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Death: Decide there are WAY to many people here to offer tea to, and offer a refreshing Coke(tm)instead.
AD: Put Coke(tm) in inventory.
Death: Suggest game of PROBLEM SLEUTH to pass the time
AD: Enter 'PS: Kick PI in the shin in a hard-boiled fashion'
PS: Kick PI in the shin in a hard-boiled fashion
PS: Throw PI at barrel in disgust.
PS: It's now or never. Use Sepulchritude.
PS: Examine strange, pointy object in front of PI.
PS: Realise the ship is somehow opposite the current direction of gravity.
VULNERABULB: Activate TUBER TECH - PHANTASMAL DUPLI-CORMS
PS: Use your HABERDASHERY LV.30 to fashion your PROBLEM HAT into a HAT OF SPEED
Fan: Turn yourself on. You're tired of being some stupid character nobody cares about.
GPI: Ogle DMK's hat in interest and then take hat for your own head, therefore causing extreme emotional damage to DMK due to the loss of his precious hat.
PS: Rotate wheel 60 degrees to allow Pickle Inspector to slide to the barrel, then re-adjust to normal level.
PS: Do the macarena while PI does his thing.
AD: Punch vulnerabulb in the snout to establish superiority.
Check on progress of rave combs
PS: MUDA DA!
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!!!
ZA WARUDO!
TOKI WO TOMARE
KNIVES!
SOSHITE TOKI GA UGOKI DESU
HIT IT!!!
ODAODAODAODA
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
Death: Meet evil counterpart
GPI: Become homoerotically interested in giant fan, and attempt to "turn it on".
Death: Politely ask Ace Dick to leave the afterlife on the basis that he is not actually dead.
HD + NB: ...Aggress?
PS:Roll the Universe
PI: Forget the barrel, rip out the spiky bit of mast and throw it like a javelin.
PS: rotate universe up to 90 degrees to get Pickle Inspector to the damn barrel quicker!
SE-PUL-CHER-A-TUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS: Throw PI down at barrel in disgust.
SCHEMA PUMPKIN:Ripen Already!
Captain Snoop: Initiate Kamikaze maneuver.
CHECK vitality of PI's GAMBIT SCHEMA
DMK: Suck it in, quick!
PS: Drop ship's port lifeboat onto bulb.
PI:pick up broken mast since it's pointy and closer
AH: Desperately post nonsense in a futile attempt to extend the game's duration; it has gone on too long and you cannot bear to part!
NB + HD: Build fort.
Death: Go back out to get table and game board.
Check the rave comb!
PI:Give up on the barrel and attack with the hat.
Andrew: after the heroes destroy dmk Think of something that doesn't involve mk.
PI: temporal replicimile
...and emerge from your hiding spot behind the barrel.
PS: tell GPI his world will be freaking destroyed if not for help.
Check comb status, all that other stuff.
PI: comb rave: Diplomatic replicimile.
Prof. Bee: Get angry over Death's life board paradox.
Weasel Warrior: Flip the Fuck out.
PS: Pick up PI and carry him to the barrel.
PS: Ok! Enough of this horse shit! Time for some serious nautical prowess! Catch PI off guard and spin the ship until PI collides with the weak-spot!
sepulchitude?
PPI: Sneak out of the afterlife and help assault DMK
PS: Combat Oparandi -> Level 15 Sleuth Diplomacy on the weakspot!
PS: Turn ship upside-down to make barrel fall
HD + NB + Gentlemen + Four Heroes: Agress already!
PI: Pick up that big spike instead.
The Dead: No wait, hang onto the rigging instead of going back into Death's realm.
FPI: Cancel Gambit...thingy, you don't need to fight anymore.
Candy Mecha w/ Snoop Bust: Position Self over NETHEREGIONAL VULNERA-BULB
PS: Flip universe
Pick up the gun, and become an assasin like in wanted so your life would be soooooo iinteresting and amusing.
Candy Mecha: Drop Captain Snoop Bust onto Invulnerabulb's head using COMBAT OPERANDI: "DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT"
note:(which also happens to be the name of one of Snoop Dogg's albums; see what I did thar?)
NB+HD: Build a fort out of WHORES.
NB+HD: Build a fort out of WHORES and 4 HEROES.
Candy Mecha Legs with Snoop Bust: Charge into the VULNERABULB at the SPEED OF LIGHT (if possible)
PS: COMB RAVE -> SEPULCHRITUDE!!!
PI: imagine you've already defeated DMK
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE!
AD: Challenge GPI to game of DEATH
the LHPPC has changed the speed of light. electricity has reached the fan!
PS:Throw PI down (off the ship) in disgust
FAD: Screw this! Throw the barrel yourself!
PS: Turn the universe sideways so PI can fall faster.
Also, comb report.
Stiller Bust: Retrieve sunglasses.
PS: Shift the universe lightly so the barrel slide near PI.
AD: make impromptu torch from items in inventory to rush PI along. Fire bad, urrrgh!
Tilt wheel to roll barrel towards PI FRANKENSTEIN
DMMK: COMBAT OPERANDI: SPAGHETTIFICATION
GPI: Admire Bonehead Part-Pickles
PS: Now is the time! Finish DMK once and for all and selfishly disregard your shitty friends! SEPULCHRITUDE!
DMMK: Tighten brassier to become Singularity Mobster Kingpin (SMK)
DMMK: Increase CHOLESTEROL gauge.
DMMK: Become Eggman DMMK.
PI: Throw PS off ship in disgust.
DMMK gravity hardboils the egg he just absorbed, making him even more hardboiled.
Next: PS reaches out in slow motion yelling nooooooo as Captain Snoop impacts on the Vulnerabulb causing massive explosion. Captain Snoop did not die in vain! He will live on in our hearts.
Death: Welcome Higgs Bonehead to the afterlife.
Next: Death and other begin game of twister. Death spins a Yellow Foot.
DMMK: Scrambled Eggstravaganza!
HD+NB: Please please please do something!
DMMK: HARDENED ARTERIES
PS: Raid ship's hold for rum to ease your despair.
DDMK: Combat Operandi: Smack Hole.
CH: Interview DMK
PS: Combat Operandi: Come to Terms
Kamakazi the ship into the weakspot
DMMK: Bend SPACE with your incredible MASS characteristic, pushed to a critical level by consuming the YOLK.
DMMK: Contract Salmonella.
DMMK: BREAKFAST OPERANDI->SUNNY SIDE UP LVL 81
Death: Return through door to retrieve the game of LIFE.
PS: SEPPULTRITUDE!!!!!!! It is the only way!
PI: Freshness runs out. Use imagination to clone PS.
Heroes: COMBAT OPERANDI - Yolk of oppression!
Candy Mecha: Drop Captain Snoop Bust onto Invulnerabulb's head using COMBAT OPERANDI: "DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT"
PS: Ram ship into DMK, push him into ELECTRIFIED CORD.
GPI: Less then fondly regard creation.
DMMK: Realize you've never pissed in ANY form this entire time.
PS: Realize this shit ain't goin' anywhere fast. We still have four more chapters to go!!
DMMK: Collide with the positively charged matter of the floor and initiate earth shattering kaboom.
...wait, what?
PS: jump through STEERING WHEEL, becoming huge in the process
DMMK: Retrieve arms from singularity.
Heroes: Stop aggressing, I have no idea what you're doing and it doesn't look like its helping!
Where the hell did Prof. Bee go?! Has he been on mute this whole time?
DMMK: Absorb egg yolk increasing your CHOLESTERIC MELANCHOLY CHOLESTEROL CHOLDRON
PS: Turn universe on its left side
PS: Turn universe back to its last position
PS: Turn universe on its right side
PS: Turn universe upside down
Theory: Cause the barrel to fall off the ship to the side. Then right it, then turn on the other side, then back so that the barrel hits the bulb!
In drawing:
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On that note, that could get PI to fall off the ship...
DMMK: The absorption of supermassive MAGIC CLOWN EGG YOLK has increased your mass so that it is greater than twice your radius, meaning that you are now a gravitational singularity. You pull in all four HEROES as well as everything else in the dollhouse, but the gravitational time- and space-warping effects of this action allow the speed of light to increase in the vicinity of the fan cable, long enough to briefly power the fan...
DMMK get salmonella poisoning
DMMK: Oh no! You are allergic to eggs!
DMMK: Fashion yourself a very spiffy suit of armor out of the leftover egg shells.
Elf Mage: Throw your hat down in disgust, but quickly pick it back up.
DMMK: Fall through the floor.
Someone: Go to the Gutterpipe Projects later on, there might be a solution to DMMK there.
PS: Summon the four warriors leaders: Weasel king, pig queen, elf president and clown dictator.
4 heroes: Throw something solid at DMMK already, perhaps that sword. Clearly food items are not working...
PS: Spin the wheel left and right repeatedly to make the weak spot shake around like a rubber baby.
DMMK: Quantumn foam egg to create hyper mirangue
PI: Throw DMK's hat overboard.
GPI: Wear DMK's hat.
DMMK punch pig in the snout to establish superiority
DMMK: Egg-secute?
PS: Sepulchritude!!
the Honey should be filled by now......
SEPULCHRITUDE!
DMMK: Pull in the two halves of the eggshell enclosing yourself inside.
GPI: Fondly regard cremation.
AD: Realize that Death has tricked you back into the afterlife
PI: Tear up broken mast and throw as spear towards the tender spot!
DMMK: Collapse into a singularity; aka, COMBAT OPERANDI -> POINT OF NO RETURN.
DMMK: Absorb the power of the egg to transform into something even more strange and sinister.
Pickle Sleuth- Throw boat at weak spot!
DMMK: The protein you just digested through eating the egg yolk has made your arms even more muscular. Your strength moves over even the highest boundaries of space and time!
DMMK - Turn into an egg.
PS: Return to your fort and play make-believe.
Anonymous said...
Pickle Sleuth- Throw boat at weak spot!
January 21, 2009 12:17 PM
DO IT.
Salmonella enterica: infect DMMK
DMMK: Declare WTF at what just happened. Seriously, was the clown slapping the pig's ass?
PS: Attempt to inflict damage on DMK's WEAK SPOT using more particle related humor.
Heroes: Realize that despite his immense strength, DMMK simply can not move from that spot given his current mass and as such is no threat. Wander off to join the fight against DMK.
I think the purpose of the fan is to power the ship, so until someone messes with physics enough to run the fan, the ship can only change the direction of gravity, not actually move anywhere. Anyway...
PS: Go below deck, go incognito so as not to appear to be a sleuth, walk through burnt office and up stairs to speakeasy. Then use your INCOGNITO PERSONA to POLITELY purchase some BOOZE and ESPRESSO without SCARING ANYBODY.
Take the DRINKS to the remains of your office, repair fort if necessary, then drink BOOZE and enter battle as imaginary PS.
Once all this is done, it should be time for COMB RAVE: SEPULCHRITUDE.
Although I get the feeling that that most powerful attack is meant to be saved until DMK is on his last life. Still, I'm surprised nobody has gone back to the Speakeasy to get alcohol yet.
CM: Drop Snoop Bust.
Also, I remembered how all the rooms of the REAL OFFICE BUILDING are connected to the imaginary world! Go me!
Weasel Hero: Stop fooling around and cut DMMK's drawstrings already!
DMMK: DENSITY OPERANDI -> EVENT WHORIZON
I think I remember reading in the manual that it requires two Elf Tears, but fortunately for him the prior sequence of events got the elf crying.
A bunch of suggestions regarding characters who haven't gotten much action lately:
Death: Install LIFELOCK DOOR on AFTERLIFE. This "coming back to life" shit just got out of hand.
Imaginary PI's: Use your amazing IMAGINATION, now unconstrained by life, to make DEATH a wicked new SCYTHE with lots of OPTIONAL FEATURES and a CALLING PLAN.
Wizard: use MAGITECH KIT to splice cable, circumventing the universal round trip and connecting the fan to the outlet more efficiently.
MM: Regard electricity bill.
AD: go back to CODE MACHINE and check game status.
PS: Unmute professor bee so the two of you can come up with a brilliant and non-universe-destroying way to change the speed of light.
Clown Journalist: write an article about the epic battle against DMK.
PS: Using your hat and a bit of lint from your coat pocket, make a crude conveyor belt to speed up PI's walk.
DMMK: COMBAT OPERANDI: YOLK'S ON YOU
Whores: Pose as a team, 'cause shit just got real.
DMMK: COMBAT OPERANDI: EGGSCELENT!
GPI: Fondly regard salivation
DMMK: Say "Eggs! I eat those for breakfast" mocking their futile attempt of aggression
EGG YOLK: Turn into a sloppy chicken
PI: Trip and fall through deck of ship, into the hull. Find RAT-FLAIL.
DMMK: Combat Operandus: EGGSPLOSION
PS: GAMBIT -> PRESIDENTIAL PARDON: TOUGH DIRECT SLEUTH DIPLOMACY
DMMK: Retrieve arms from singularity.
DMMK: Absorb the nature of the egg, and become an infant.
PS: Read Culture hacker interview.
GPI: Become homoerotically interested in the FAN, and attempt to woo it by using divine powers to increase the speed of light, thereby turning it on.
HD+NB: AGGRESS DMMK.
PS: Ride PI like a mechanical bull
Heroes: Trow lots of stuff in DMMK
His mass will increase so much that he will become a BLACK HOLE.
GPI: Fondly regard lava lamp
GHPI: Fondly regard Grecians.
DMK: Evolutionary Stratagem - Splendiferous Apatosaurus Rex!
DMMK: MASSTECH: LV. 80 CRITICAL FUCKING MASS
PI: This is it.... It is time....... use...... Seppe.....whatever it is called
PS: Eat candycorn. Perfect new battle technique: Sepulchrichewed!
(I am SO SORRY)
Four Adventurers: Group Battle Technique: Gram that broke the Camels' Back!
DMMK: Unleash, Yolk's On You, Hero Scrambler!!!
PS: Turn the universe so the barrel falls at PI.
PS: Also, don't put your HAT back on yet.
(Explanation: If getting the barrel to fall at PI doesn't work, this way you can put on your HAT, then immediately throw it down in disgust.)
GPI: Create a fold in the space time fabric so as to have the electricity get all the way to the fan.
FAD: Suddenly remember where your hat went! (It's on the desk by MK's old broken fort, next to the jacuzzi)
PI: Make do with the jagged remnant of the mainmast.
PS: DO A BARREL ROLL
FAD: Retrieve MEGATON KEY
(Isn't it still in MK's office somewhere?)
HD: Flip the SWITCH in front of PI's office.
GPI: Punch universe in snout the establish fondness.
PS: Just jump off the ship for Pete's sake.
DMMK: Invoke THUNDERLIPS: The Ultimate Male.
For no one can match the Super Human Strength of Thunderlips
DMMK: Part-pickles become scrambled by egg, resulting in Black Hole Mobster Kingpin.
DMMK: raise cholesterol level and be vunerable
PS: Spin wheel extremely fast, building up centrifugal force in the universe. Spin DMK's psycho-bud in to the cathedral spike!
PS: Lie down in front of the bulldozer.
You finish the Story...
All: Check Status/ Inventory
PI: Reload your damn sextant!
AD: Flip the fuck out on Death to establish superiority.
Pick up the gun
AD/Death: Question the ramifications of BATHEARST and WIFEHEARST having souls (and physical form after having briefly left the afterlife) in spite of being game pieces.
PS: For the love of god pick up that Pickle and place him in position!
PI: Throw himself closer to the barrel.
Next.
NB+HD: direct your browser to slutsploitation-skankgrotto.com
DMMK: Megaton Eruption
Heroes Are Vanquished.
DMMK: Merge with egg and implode into an egg-verse within the larger universe where a Egg Problem Slueth (EPS) and the gang (EPI, EAD, E+*) struggle to finish off Egg Demon Mobster King (EDMK) resulting in more unnecessary complications to the plot!
Perhaps the EGG IMPETUS COMBS can cross universal boundaries and help the heroes in their non-cholesterol filled universe.
PS: Find sel funable to hold bladder, and unleash a golden current on Vulnerabulb.
DMMK: Battle Technique> Yolk-o Oh-no Solo
So.. like.. what? Can we get a recap?
AD: Finish the Fight!
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