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attack weak spot in a kamikaze last moment
GPI: Fondly regard corrugation.
PI: Aggress the Weak Spot for Humungous Damage!
PI: Start shelling that Vulnerabulb!
PS: Turn steering wheel 180 degrees to turn world upside down to better expose the Vulnerabulb to PI's fire!
GPI: Fondly regard constipation.
GPI: Fondly Regard Cetacean.
(The one that was heartlessly slain by Pickle Inspector)
PI: Summon the Large Allied Crustacean to attack the WEAK SPOT for a LARGE amount of damage.
Blow that bulb away like Jesse James.
GPI: Angrily regard DMK.
All: Try to figure out what the heck happened to the 4 heros.
PI: Finish him!
Throw Bathearst at DMK's NETHER-REGIONAL VULNERABULB!
PI: Take aim at the weak spot!
PS, AD, PI, Bathearst: Form up in a combat pose because SHIT JUST WENT BEYOND REALITY AND HAS CROSSED IN TO THE IMPOSSIBLE
PS, AD, PI, Bathearst: Form up in a combat pose because SHIT JUST WENT BEYOND REALITY AND HAS CROSSED IN TO THE IMPOSSIBLE
PI: CLOCKTOWER SNIPER RIFLE HIS VULNERBULB BONER THING, NOW!! DO IT!!
FAD: Find DMMK and beat the shit out of him for killing you before.
Bathearst: Vanish in a puff of obsolescence.
PS: Ask: "How the hell are we going to damage that thing?"
PS: SHOOT IT IN THE FACE!!!
PI: Snipe that weak point for MASSLESS DAMAGE!
PS: Insult for fun!
PS: SEEEEEEEPUUUUUUULCHRIIIIIIITUUUUUUUDEEEEEEE!
PS: sleuth diplomacy advanced tactic interdimensional summit
PI:Shot the weak spot with your sniper
GPI:Speed up the speed of light to make the fan turn on
DMK's NETHER-REGIONAL VULNERABULB: whimper with vulnerability.
PI: Forget the cannon, just use a Falcon Punch!
HB(Higgs Bonehead): Monkey down to WEAK SPOT and commence harassment.
PS: Hire Higgs Bonehead purely based on his similar appearance to the hired muscle.
DMK: Deliver a touching monologue!
Death: Get a safe door; or something who watches the door. (What happened to Cerberus anyway?)
PS: SEEEEEEEEEPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULCHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Disregard all input from Betelgeuse
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE!
PI: trick Weak Spot into posing for a picture to buy more time.
Hire HIGGS BONEHEAD to go kick DMK's NETHER-REGIONAL VULNERABULB's ass.
DMK: Put some pants on! Your nether regions are showing!
GPI: Fondle unguarded cormous formation.
HB: Land on top of everyone on DMK's hat.
HD-Check status of electric flow on power cord
PI: Shoot the vulnerabulb!
Higgs: Punch Vulnerabulb in the snout to establish vulnerability
Collect DEMON TEARS from DMK as prerequisite to unlock secret summon magic.
Bathearst: COMMAND OPERANDI -> LV 12 CHILDLIKE INNOCENCE
PI: Snipe VULNERABULB
PI: Fire away
HB: Increase speed of light 1 Trillion-fold
Bathearst: Swing down on bat-hook and punch VULNERABULB in snout to establish superiority.
PI: Snipe the little bugger!
GPI: Speed up the speed of light!
Hey Andrew, I got a question: If PS picked up Sora's keyblade, would it turn into Squall's gunblade?
FAD: You've got to get back to the whore house! You're the only one who can defeat DMMK!
GPI: Fondly regard Weasel King.
AD: Have tearful renunion with Wifehearst.
SEPULCHRITUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
DMMK: Obliterate everyone while the camera isn't focused on you.
Bees: Gather nectar
HB: Monkey down to VULNERABULB and commence HARASSMENT.
SEPULCHRITUDE!
PS: Turn steering wheel 180 degrees, therefore dropping the anchor on vulnerabulb.
And for the love of GPI, stop saying SEPULCHRITUUUUDE! Wait until the last IMPETUS COMB is complete, at least.
HD: Ride the fan's cord like a mechanical bull.
PS: Save Snoop, for GPIs Sake!
Higgs Bonehead: Challenge Death (and anyone else dead who wants to participate) to a GAME of TWISTER.
AD: Ride barrel like a mechanical bull.
AD: Aggress the hell out of the vulnerabulb by ramming the ship into it.
Get back to DMMK because we're out of options here
ZAD: Use you high vim score to pick up PS and carry him over to the barrel.
DMMK: Implode the entire universe, including DMK and the Vulnerabulb.
Wait, what's going on with the women and the gentlemen right now?
Battle schemata deactivates
PI: Throw DMK's giant hat at weakpoint in disgust.
AD: Do a barrel roll!
PS: Throw hat onto PI, thereby snuffing out the last of his FLICKER.
On second thought, after reading Stephen's suggestion:
PS: Do 1/4 barrel roll, hoping that the barrel stays put (the nets maybe?) while PI does not.
PS: Reach through wheel and choke the shit out of DMK.
Bruce Lee: Challenge Death* to a Game of Death.
*Or maybe Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
PI: Seeing as it would take FOREVER to get to the Barrel, use the Very Sharp Mast right next to you as your weapon.
PS: Throw PI at weak spot in disgust.
DMMK: Using your awesome gravitational pull, retrieve the Snoop Dog bust.
Snoop Dogg Mecha: Yes! Now is your time to shine! Hit that Vulnerabulb!
PI: Pick up Chicago Overcoat and throw it at DMK
PI: Fuck this slow shit. Throw sleuthing hat at the bulb like it was a death frisbee from HELL
Death: Lament death of Higgs Bonehead, cry tears of black liquid sorrow.
PS: Collect death's tears and commbine death tears with Jocose honey for ultra rare BLACK COMB RAVE MANEUVER!
PS: Sepulchritude.
Death: Reveal that you are the ghost of PFPI and FFPI, from the past... somehow.
Death: Coax everyone out of the afterlife to roll the barrel over the side.
PS: Throw PI at barrel.
PI: Load tootsie rolls into sextant, thereby making it stronger than ever for two shots.
Is that how it works?
PS: Push barrel towards PI.
PS: No! The Candy Corn!
DMMK: Head to the Ace Deck due to unfathomable urges from a greater power.
DMK: Use greater powers to send unfathomable urges to head to the Ace Deck at DMMK.
Death: Be sure to lock the door behind you.
Weasel Hero: Cut DMMK's brassiere strings with sword
Weasel Warrior: Flip the fuck out of gravational pull.
FRANKENSTEIN PI: Use your Frankenstein like strength to throw yourself closer to the large barrel.
Problem Sleuth: Pee on Vulnerabulb.
Fill PS's suckle receptacle with the final and largest Impetus Comb.
PS : SEPULCHRITUDE
PS: It's gotta be time for SEPULCHRITUDE!!!
PS: Combat Operandi -> Filibuster.
Spectator: Wonders how PI can still be a Frankenstein seeing how its almost February now
restart Jail Break Already
PS: Let's Do the Time Warp Again!
Heroes:Cast HASTE on power cord to increase the speed of light
PS: Use rope from ship to swing down and grab the hat off the bulb. Then use hat as only OddJob would.
Death: Go back to game of Trouble.
PS: SEPULCH... Oh never mind. This is hopeless.
PI: Throw rather sharp remains of mast instead.
Death: Perform "Ultrarific Timeshift Differential lvl50" on PI.
PS: Order PI to pick up the broken mast spike
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE! It's your only chance now!
PI: Change of plan, pick up the large sharp thing which is closer instead.
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FRANKENSTEIN PI: Use your Frankenstein like strength to throw yourself closer to the large barrel.
LOOOOLLL!!
PS: Trow GAME OF LIFE to the bulb thing in digust or desperation
PS: Beat Pickle Inspector vigorously. Shouldn't this shit have worn off, by now?
DMMK: Reverse your drawstings of your woman's undergarment
GPI: Pluck VULNERABLOSSOM and use it to make God Tea.
DMMK: open up drawstings on your woman's undergarment, and reverse the DM effect
PI: Forget the barrel, just use the huge pointy thing next to you.
PI: Punch velocity in snout to establish insubordination
PI:Reload sextant with ammo that was obviously lying there all the time.
AD: Go below deck and open the hatches for the cannons.
PS: Visit slutsploitation-skankgrotto.com
Comb status?
NB + HD: Harness power of released Pickle-Parts in order to activate fan.
PS: Ride PI like mechanical bull.
PI: pumpkin ripness gone enableing you to run but nolonger can pick up huge barrel.
Snoop Dogg Candy Mecha: Charge at weak spot and self destruct.
AD: Suffocate bulb with huge hat with an added bonus of preventing it from closing again
PS: Pick up door to after life.
Death: Get sick of this bullshit and go hit that VULNERABULB yourself.
PS: End this in true Hollywood fashion: Finish drinking your Martini (shaken, not stirred), use the Force to bring you your trademark Fedora and Bullwhip. Use the whip to swing down in front of the Vulnerabulb, and pull out the curtain rod, using it as a wand to cast the Avada Kedavra Curse on the Vulnerabulb while shouting a cheap one-liner worthy of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Fly through the air and land safely on Whore Island as everything explodes in a massive fireball behind you. End up with the girl.
Hire in a team of burley whores to move the barrel closer
Shoot yourself now you've got your arms
PI: Run out of RIPENESS.
PS: Tell Death to get the better strong man, FAD to do one last thing for him before he returns to the afterlife.
FAD: Throw barrel.
DS: Pee on the Vulnerabulb.
Bees: Collect Pang Nectar
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE
FPI: Screw the barrel throw the broken ship-mast at DMK weak spot.
Cannon, target bulb ad fire!
PS: push huge barrel to PI.
PS: Pee on weak spot.
HD+NB: Do something!
4 Heros (Elf Wizard):
Teleport to the battle already, jeez.
Everyone Including 4 Heros:
Throw hats down in disgust.
Andrew Hussie: fix bug in site asking for HOME ADDRESS.
Death: Go get spare scythe
PS: Drop kick PI to the barrel.
4 heroes: Offer GPI a holy artifact in order to fasten the speed of light.
Pray to GPI for a pony.
PI: Break off what's left of the main mast stump and toss it at the vulnerbulb.
PS: Look up cheat code to move game forward to point where the power reaches the giant fan.
PS: Remind yourself of your top-notch move...
PS: Ask PI to conjure himself a god damn jetpack.
PS: Trip PI off ship (for sake of hurrying him up) then steer ready to catch him.
PI: Hit bulb with your best completely original and in no way related to a certain captain, FRANKON PUNCH!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw
PS: Wonder why the barrel hasn't fallen off any of the countless times the universe has been rotated.
PI: SEPULCHRITUDE!!!!!!
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE!!!!
Death: Anyone up for a little game of MONOPOLY?
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE!!!
PS: Nautical Operandi -> Ramming Speed!
Four Heros + DS (Dapper Swain) + MH (Mannerly Highbrow) + CT (Churlish Toff) + HD + NB + Whores: AGGRESS
DMMK: Cause temporal distortions.
AD: Resolve to protect Bratwurst from any future danger
COMBAT OPERANDI -> CHECK YO'SELF JONAH
PI: Pick self up and hurl self at Weak Spot.
PS: Spin wheel/universe to guide PI to Weak Spot and then back on to deck, safely.
AH: Make something explode.
PI: Screw the barrel, your GAMBIT SCHEMA is about to run out anyway.
PS: Crash the ship into DMK's weak spot.
PS: Lasso Snoop Dog Bust towards you to gain the upper hand.
FAD: Escape death's clutches and toss the barrel yourself.
FPI:Just as your about to throw the mast, your SCHEME PUMPKIN's ripeness bar depletes completely causing you to turn into PI.
PI: You are unable to hold the mast and it crushes you, You are dead.
Death: Greet PI
PS: Imagine additional candy-coated firepower.
FPI:Just as your about to throw the mast, your SCHEMA PUMPKIN's ripeness bar depletes completely causing you to turn into PI.
PI: You are unable to hold the mast and it crushes you, You are dead.
Death: Greet PI.
Death: Suggest game of PROBLEM SLEUTH to pass the time
AD: Enter 'PS: Kick PI in the shin in a hard-boiled fashion'
PS: Kick PI in the shin in a hard-boiled fashion
DMK: Prepare a touching if overly long and needlessly dramatic death monologue, Metal Gear Solid style. Cause your goose is cooked, see?
PS: Cry about how all your friends are dead and begin to curse GPI.
Varnerabulb: Your EMOTIONS BAR goes uup by 30%.
Not a suggestion.
But a rather odd comment.
His friends aren't dead, they're just in the next room.
LITERALLY.
But I go with the entire thing Articirle said.
PS: Throw one of the more useless characters at the Nether-regional Vulnerabulb. ZAD for example.
PS: SEPULCHRITUUUUUUUDE
PS: Build fort around PI with whatever you can find.
All: Show your support for the new President.
AD: pee on the floor as a cheap last resort
GPI: Fondly regard creation a little too intently, accidentally dropping your hat square on DMK's vulnerabulb.
PS: Spin mast to cause barrel roll
Andrew Hussie: Update the MAP.
PS:Throw your hat at this weakpoint thing
build fort, drink, and make TWO PS's, the imaginary PS imagines some candy stuff to shoot at the damn venurabulb.
PS: Ride the huge barrel like a mechanical bull, filling the hidden Cowboy Meter and unlocking mysterious new technique!
DMMK: collapse into self
OR... Make PI lose zombie status, use imaginary powersss to make bullets.
4 heroes: use combined powers to send DMMK towards DMK's weak point.
PS:Wonder how they are in space without space-suits.
Next: PI trips, falling through the ship's POOPDECK.
PS:SEPULCHRITUDE!?
PS: Show PI your collection of gay pornography in hopes that he will rush forward away from it.
PS: Fuck it. Give up. MDK has won. This is stupid. You're out, leave, and go find those broads to swoon.
PS:Throw your hat at this weakpoint thing
*Because your hat is one these cool hats which have a steel ring in it.
(know what I mean?)
Sacrifice precious Captain Snoop bust to drop on Vulnerabulb's head.
Next: PS reaches out in slow motion yelling nooooooo as Captain Snoop impacts on the Vulnerabulb causing massive explosion. Captain Snoop did not die in vain! He will live on in our hearts.
PS: Use your diplomatic skills and finely honed powers of reasoning to formulate a convincing theory that raises the speed of light as well as the speed of PI.
GPI: Presented with convincing new evidence, subtly adjust the speeds of light and PI accordingly.
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