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«Oldest ‹Older 3001 – 3200 of 11545 Newer› Newest»Use sniper rifle/cannon to HEADSHOT DMK's NETHER REGION.
Shouting out H-H-H-H-H-HEADSHOT! in the process
PI: FIRE!
PS+PI+AD+FAD+ZAD: Realize FFPI and PFPI died for your sins. Begin new religion.
PI: Flip the universe off
Higgs Bonehead: Eat DEATH.
FAD: Climb down to NETHER-REGIONAL VUNERABULB before it closes
PS, PI, AD: Switch Hats to Nautical Equivalents. Using Pirate Powers Plunder the DMK's Pep Gold.
Whores: Combat Operand: Sudden Translational Displacement.
Using their well known STD manuever, the whores teleport themselves, NB, HD, and the foppish gentlemen to safety.
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE! You can do it this time!
PI:Let loose a barrage of death on DMK's NETHER-REGIONAL VUNERBULB.
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE
PI: SHOOT THE FUCKING BULB INTO OBLIVION
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE, this time for real.
PS: Sepulchritude already!
Everyone:
Attack it's weak point for massive damage
AD: Forsake your emotions and hurl Bathearst at DMK's NETHER-REGIONAL VULNERABULB. Then immediately regret this action.
PI: Sniper that weak spot!
everyone: Attack this damn WEAK SPOT and then make ah winning-taunt!
DEATH: Coup De'tat
Attack DMK's WEAK SPOT for even massiver damage
PS: FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANIS IS BLEE.... UH.... SEPULCHRITUDE
FAD: Throw MM at weak spot.
PS: This is it! Ram the ship into the exposed WEAK SPOT in a selfless act of self-sacrifice.
PS: SEEEEEPUUUULCHRIIIIITUUUUUDEEEEE
PI: Snipe that ass! I mean, bulb.
PS: OCTACOMB RAVE: SUPER GIGA SEPULCHRITUDE
Problem Sleuth taps into the now completed 8th IMPETUS COMB and proceeds to deliver the most devastating attack in the history of teh intertubes.
PI: Hit him where it hurts!
ZAD: Dance thriller. That's it.
PI: Snipe that bulb while Everyone Else prepares for the final confrontation!
4 Adventurers: COMBAT OPERANDI - Kingdom Dispute over Family Jewels!
Fill PI's Suckle Receptacle.
PI: AGGRESS WEAK POINT with extreme prejudice.
PI: Snipe the exposed spot.
GPI: Fondly regard sacrification.
PI: Shoot that thing like a bad dog.
PI: SHOOT THAT WEAK POINT LIKE YOU NEVER SHOT A WEAK POINT BEFORE
Gentlemen: Continue aggressing
now is the time ps for the love of god comb rave!!!
FAD: Ride DMK's NETHER-REGIONAL VULNERABULB like a mechanic bull.
PI: Snipe the NETHER-REGIONAL VULNERABULB!
PS: SEPULCHRITU-NO! Save it for the the last srike! Just have PI shoot the stupid thing instead.
AD: Ride the VULNERABULB like a mechanical bull.
PI: Snipe the NETHER-REGIONAL VULNERABULB!
CUT IT OFF ALREADY!!
AD:Notice that your family members are just inanimate game peices.
PI: Use sniper on weak spot
PI: Hit him with your dope ass shit!
PI: Glare angrily at Death holding the abandoned game of Trouble up in homage to FPI's sacrifice.
BEES: Collect PANG NECTAR, GOGOGO!
PS: Take aim on DMK's NETHER-REGIONAL VULNERABULB
PI: Change targets, attack the weak spot now!
PS, AD, and PI: ITS MORPHIN' TIME!
AD: Punch the NETHER-REGIONAL VULNERABULB to establish superiority
PI:go to town with the sniper rifle.
FINAL COMB STATUS.
AH: Do something about everyone yelling SEPULCHRITUDE, because it clearly isn't time yet.
And if I'm wrong: Everyone pose as a team, because this could be the last time shit gets real!
AD: Throw BATHEARST at VULNERABULB.
PS: This time for real: SEPULCHRITUDE!
DMK: Find the hidden pie that MM had prepared for dire situations to regain health!
candy mecha and snoop dogg bust: Merge!
PS: say something witty regarding DMK being knocked out of the sky
AD: ride DMKs Hat like a mechanical bull
PI: Snipe VULNERABULB for great justice.
Zombie pickle inspecter simply aims the clock tower cannon*
or
GOD pickle inspecter deiceds this si takeing WAY to long and deiced to change the speed of light --->the fan still does not turn on it would still take quiet a while for the fan to turn on
Comb report, please.
Random guy you will never see again: You have been watching ALL of this and is now cirious if tehre si even a distinctoin between "imagenatoin" world and "real" world his head melts/exsploads/kills hismelf/ going compleetly insane for his imagenatoin is not high enough to compreand what is going or but not low enough NOT to questoin it
AD: Get good 'n' tore up, and show Bathearst how a real man deals with his problems.
FAD: Swap hats with death.
AD: Swap hats with Higgs Bonehead.
PI: Take the shot! Take the shot, damn it!
HD: Brace for impact.
Shoot that bitch in the face with your sniper.
PI: Snipe that Weak spot
Hey now, why didn't FFPI and PFPI's collision result in the reconstitution of FPI? They are complementary halves, not polar opposites.
AD and Bathearst: COMBO RAVE: REUNION CELEBRATION: ANTI-CRIME CONFECTIONARY CAN-CAN!
AD + Bathearst: Father - son Superhero team-up! Guest starring Adam West!
PI: COMBAT OPERANDI->SHOT IN THE BULB(S)
PS: Ignore vulnerabulb and see what the effects of ingesting pang nectar are.
Higgs Bonehead: convert mass to energy using e=mc^2 then power the fan.
AD+Bathearst: COMB RAVE: FATHER-SON BONDING: ANTI-CRIME CONFECTION CAN-CAN COMBO!
Professor Bee pollinate NETHER-REGIONAL VULNERABULB
PS: Shit shit shit, is the CHICAGO OVERCOAT okay?
PS: COMBAT OPERANDI: SEPULCHRITUDE? Please?
shove HIGGS BONEHEAD off the hat, then turn the ships wheel
Death: Go crank dat' shit up
PI: Shoot the Vulnerabulb
HIGGS BONEHEAD:
PI: Attack Weak Spot for massive damage.
GPI: Shorten universe through clever use of cosmic origami.
HB: Don't spin.
HD: Throw teddy bear.
Sepulchritude?
PI: SHOOT IT WITH ALL YOU GOT!!!
PS: Summon Goku!
KAME
HAME
HAAAAA!!!!!
FAD: Fiesta Falcon Punch!
Bathearst: Sacrifice self to hit DMK's NETHER-REGIONAL VULNERABULB
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PI: Aim to DMK'S weak spot, and SHOT!
AD: Hurl Wifehearst at Vulnerabulb so she can never betray your love again.
HB: [Higgs Bonehead] Pose as a retard because SUB-ATOMIC FUSION JUST GOT A HELL OF A LOT MORE CONFUSING.
PI: Take careful aim at DMK's weak spot and...FIRE!
PI: Blast the fuck out of that Vulnerabulb!
Professor Bee: Have the other bees construct a ninth IMPETUS COMB, in case DMK has a HIGHLY PREDICTABLE THIRD FORM.
HB:(HIGGS) Grab your top hat and cane, ESCAPE TECHNIQUE: VANISHING TAP DANCE
ALL: Pose as a team, not only has shit gotten more real than ever, motherfucking HIGGS BONEHEAD just got real
PI: Two words. Boom, Headshot.
Death: Use pocket-scythe on Higgs Bonehead.
MM: Ride DMK's weak point like a mechanical bull.
Death: Lock the door
PI: Blast DMK's NETHER-REGIONAL VULNERABULB with your sniper rifle cannon!
COMBAT OPERANDI: GRAND FINALE!
COMBAT OPERANDI: DEUS EX MACHINA
DMK: COMBAT OPERANDI: LOSE THE PLOT
HIGGS BONEHEAD: Stat retrieval go!
Anyone: Unplug the fan. Go to the ham needle. Cut fan cord on both sides. Splice back together. Plug fan back in. Screw the ******' speed of light!
AD, FAD, ZAD, BH: Collectively pop VULNERABULB in the snout, establishing urban haute bourgeois.
PI: Shoot DMK's weak spot with the rifle!
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE on DMK's weak spot!
CHECK ON THE COMBS!!!
PI: shoot weakspot in the grill
Corpse of FAD: Xanatos Gambit: Fiery Decomposition.
WS: Use vine whip!
(It shall be super effective!)
Bathearst: ride DMK's weakspot like a mechanical bull, because youre a pretty cool guy and eh doesnt afraid of anything
GPI: DIVINE INTERVENTION
DO IT!
PI tally plz?
PI: Enemy weak spot detected! FIRE!
PROFESSER BEE: COMB RAVE: AFRICAN KILLER BEE ALLERGY
PI: Fire at weak spot!
Swap hats with vulnerabulb.
PS: Collect honey, then use SEPULCHRITUUUDE.
DEATH: quietly step back into the AFTERLIFE and LOCK the DOOR behind you. Prepare to receive the HIGGS BONEHEAD and make a NEW SCYTHE from the most dense MATERIAL in the known universe.
FAD: Throw HIGGS BONEHEAD off the side of DMK's HAT at the newly exposed WEAK SPOT.
All: Begin rotation around Higgs Bonehead.
comb rave :its time to duel!!!
ps: FLIP THE UNIVERSE UPSIDE DOWN so that dmk descends (ascends?) upwards (downwards?)
Professor Bee: Pollinate Volnerabulb.
COMBO LIST
Strange Fellow: Climb down DMK to beat the SPUNK MYHRR out of that dirty little VULNERABULB.
GPI: Fondly fondle nether-regional vulnerabulb.
Then bite it off.
PFPI + FFPI: Pose, because SHIT JUST GOT THEORETICAL.
PI: put a few slugs in that vernerablulb!
PI: Boom! Head Shot!
PS: Forget all you know about the plot and blindly follow the commenters who suggest using SEPULCHRITUDE . Perhaps your momentary failure will get people to FRIGGIN' STOP SUGGESTING SEPULCHRITUDE ALREADY!
PI: Take aim!
PS: Spin it around! (Move out of his way, etc.)
Un-block Professor Bee, but warn him that if he makes ONE more bee joke, you'll use him as a shield from King Demongodhead Supreme Shadow Overlord Killer Mobster Kingpin (KDSSOKMK) when it decides to stop using its DMK avatar and comes out of the hole ripped through the universe to...well, you'll know...
Higgs Bonehead: throw yourself at the vulnerabob and tear it out by the roots
Next.
Ask for cup of sugar so you can finish your chocolate pound-cake surprise.
Meanwhile, with King Demongodhead Supreme Shadow Overlord Killer Mobster Kingpin (KDSSOKMK) beyond the rip in the universe...
MM: Have mixed feelings towards both sides. MK stolen your corset, and because of it, you get killed by HD and NB. Declare neutrality, and no longer pose a threat.
PS: Hire Higgs Bonehead to rip out the Vulnerabulb.
Higgs Bonehead: Fall off the hat, grabbing the Vulnerabulb as you stupidly sacrifice yourself, ripping it off with your weight.
Everyone on the hat except Death: Climb off the hat!
Jailbreak guy: Forget the fight, and get a job as a bus driver.
FFPI and PFPI: Appear from Death's door.
Swallow the key. You may need it later.
Since Bathearst would have a plan for just this eventuality, due to his bat-nature, execute his cunning plan against the Vulnerabulb.
PI: YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Crono: luminaire!
Fill PI's suckle receptacle.
PI: Comb Rave: Boom, Motherfucker!
NB+HD: Throw a rave party with the whores and heroes, using MK as a purple strobe/mechanical bull.
Fire the Clock Cannon at the Bulb thing
WIFEHEARST: COMBAT OPERANDI -> FEMME FATALE
PI:You know what to do (Combat Operandi:Pow!Parietal region Shot!)
PS: Fail to use SEPULCHRITUDE, because let's face it, people won't stop suggesting it until you do.
Bees: Use WHAMMY BAR vivaciously to increase PANG NECTAR harvestation and get more bang for your SPONDULICK.
Kratos: Cast yourself off the highest point in all of MS Paint.
FAD: Toss Whale to still-super-strong PI.
PI: Shell the fuck out of DMK's weak spot for maximum damage
it is time! SEPULCHRITUDE!
WEAK SPOT: Celebrate standard model's accuracy.
FAD: Fling Higgs Bonehead at bust of BowenStilsonDogg.
on a completely different note, you should totally print this whole story into a book once you are done with it. it would be so badass!
PI: Pew Pew!
FAD+ZAD: Give inspiring words of encouragement to Ace Dick to rejoin the fight
PI: SNIPE THAT SHIT!
PI: COMBAT OPERANDI: Aim, fire.
GPI: Unfondly regard DMK.
PI: open fire on DMK's exposed weak point
Zombie Pickle, blast away at weakspot with clocktower rifle.
PI: Cap that bitch.
PS: Use the last of the ELF TEARS, PIE FILLING, WEASEL SNOT and HOG SLOP to caste an Ultimate Hastega on the VULNERABULB, causing it to age rapidly and increasing the speed of light!!!
Death: It's about to get all Pop-O-Matic up in here 'cause there's gonna be TROUBLE.
FAD: ask AD for sex
PI: Obliterate Vulnerabulb with sniper fire!
PI: Imagine Gummy Bear I.E.D., commence Operation: Scorched Universe.
The Gang: Dance break?
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE
AD: Throw the Vulnerabulb at itself.
PFPI and FFPI: Casually walk (or float) out of the door on DMK's hat.
SEPULCHRITUUUUUDE!!!(?)
Snoop Candy Mecha: COMBAT OPERANDI -> BUST-A-MOVE
AD+ZAD+FAD+Bathearst+Wifehearst+MM+Prison Break Guy+Death: Throw Higgs Bonehead over the side
Death: Cry another tear of BLACK LIQUID SORROW because this is all just too much for you.
PFPI: Steal DMK's NETHER-REGIONAL VULNERABULB's hat!
PI: Fire at Higgs Bonehead.
Thus knocking him off DMK's head, in time for his gloriously explosive destabilization. While quite destructive, this will also be rather radioactive, resulting in Mutant Demonic Mob Kingpin.
PI: Commence ordnance barrage on NETHER-REGION VULNERABULB
PS: Summon Arthur Godfrey.
AH: Grant your fans permission to use your art in the MS Paint Adventures Wiki you linked them to!
FAD: Engage HIGGS BONEHEAD in friendly conversation about WEATHER and POLITICS.
PS: Grab the MEGATION KEY, and leave the office building.
GPI: Fondly Regard the electrical current's progress
Explain why in the name of GPI is Death wearing a top hat. Reveal the hat to be another weapon/object (like the gun/key).
FAD: Throw HIGGS BONEHEAD at DMK's NETHER-REGIONAL VULNERABULB!
PI: Plug that sucka full of Clock Tower power.
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