Wednesday, December 17, 2008
The MS Paint Adventures Suggestion Box
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- Keep it short! I tend to clip all suggestions to be about 60 characters or less.
- Maybe this is obvious, but only make suggestions for the latest point in the story! Posting the suggestion "shoot safe" when I am 800 pages past that point doesn't make the slightest bit of sense!
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«Oldest ‹Older 2801 – 3000 of 11545 Newer› Newest»GPI: Sacrifice MPI to allow our heroes to repent
Madame: Punch Death in the face and fuse with DMK
AD: Mount WifeHearst and ride like a mechanical bull
GPI: Regard creation fondly, but increase the speed of light at the same time.
AD + FAD: Double Team WifeHearst
ZAD, AD, FAD: Triple Team WifeHearst and ride like a mechanical bull to establish superiority.
All on Hat: Punch Death in the Snout to establish resurrection
Problem Sleuth, "One of the elves playing poker waves at you. He seems to beckon for you to join them.":
PI: @!$^# the drowning elf and go win some Money!!
GPI: fondly regard creation
DMK: Harness the ultimate power of Demon Wilford Brimley
Convince Proffesser Bee to change the speed of light. Do this by threatening to point the PFPI high-speed collider at him.
GPI: Ride Universe like a mechanical bull.
GPI: Ride Universe like a mechanical bull.
Come on we have to see this before the series ends.
GIP: Spin the univers like a top, and because of relitivity cause the speed of light to increase.
FFPI: Fail to see where this is going.
FFPI: Get distracted by FPPI's flashing blue light as he goes through the traffic light portals.
FFPI & PFPI: PERFORM THE LIGHT FANTASTIC!
All on Hat: Run for cover!
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE!
FFPI/PFPI: Collide like it's 1999
DMK: Shift to the left a little.
PI: Make sure to continue aggressing!
Death: Successfully shoo everyone back in just before the attack is successful, including AD for the temporal moment.
FFPI and PFPI: Boom.
Clown Bard: Tell FAT JOKE to make DMMK self-conscious about his high WEIGHT attribute.
AH and Fans: Wonder why MSPaintAdventures does not have a wikipedia page.
FFPI + PFPI: Discover Higg's boson.
FFPI: Rember to tell everyone the crucial information you brought back from the future.
AH: LV. 99 SUSPENSETECH -> SHOW THE PERCENTAGE OF THE EIGHTH IMPETUS COMB THAT HAS BEEN COMPLETED AT ALL TIMES.
Also, come up with a better name for it.
AD, MM, Death, and ZAD: Jump onto the ship in slow motion just as the devastating attack is about to hit.
Next
Anchor: Fall with extreme vigor!
I gotta be honest, I don't make suggestions anymore now that it's on a different page. I liked the suggestions box being on the front page, where I'd actually see it and throw in something at random.
All on hat: OH SHI-
"I gotta be honest, I don't make suggestions anymore now that it's on a different page. I liked the suggestions box being on the front page, where I'd actually see it and throw in something at random."
Yes, it was nicer then, but virtually all "shoutboxes" break under heavy volume.
There are perks to this system though. People can write longer things if they want to, for one thing.
"AH and Fans: Wonder why MSPaintAdventures does not have a wikipedia page."
I have seen some "wiki-like" things about it here and there on the web. Something called tv tropes, and another one. Nothing on wikipedia that I know of yet. Maybe I'll make a news item about all things wiki one day.
PFPI + FFPI: Booya.
Also, my captcha for this comment was "cowlicar." I kid you not.
NEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXT
"Also, my captcha for this comment was "cowlicar." I kid you not."
Interesting captchas: another perk to the blog comment system.
All on hat except death: Die... again.
Death: Die for the first time.
PFPI and FFPI: Combine speeds to travel to the past and become PPI.
AD: Give Death the UGLY DOG in exchange for your friends freedom.
DMMK: Consider a correspondence course in astrophysics to ascertain continued probability of existing as stable matter.
open up a thrift shop
PS: Say OMGPI! [Or OMG] while looking at the devastating attack!
PFPI+FFPI: COMBAT OPERANDI -> SWEET RELISH CATASTROPHE
DMK: duck.
PFPI + FFPI: Smash into DMK's hat, fusing with the dead.
PFPI + FFPI: Cooperative Combat Operandi: Large Gherkin Collider!
BOOM.
DMK: BRACE FOR EPIC
Particle Inspectors: DON'T MISS, DON'T MISS, OH FOR THE LOVE OF GPI DON'T MISS!!
DMK: COMBAT OPERANDI - > SCHRODINGER'S CAT!
PFPI: Turn into Matter Pickle
FFPI: Turn into Anti-Matter Pickle
MPI, AMPI: Collide like matter and anti-Matter to create Gamma ray explosion causing huge space-time rift incressing speed of light in process due to extreme space-time energy forces.
Due to the matter-antimater forces, DMMK starts to be absorbed in to the void caused by the explosion due to there being no form of matter what so ever and riping apart to fill in void.
And due to all the energy being built up the speed of light increses because of the dark-matter rip.
DMMK: Implode on self
PS: Quick! One-liner!
DMK: Combat Operandi: QUARK-SCREW!
Death: Challenge the escaping souls to a rousing game of Uno for their freedom. Ignore explosion in the background.
You just had to fit Quantum physics into this, didn't you? I can come up with a thousand puns in the form of moves.
DMK: COMBAT OPERANDI: ELECTRON-CLOUD!
Yeah, that's the last one for now.
But they are stopped by a RAMBUNCTIOUS TORTOISE
AH and Fans: Wonder why the URLs for the stories are.
http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=1
http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=2
http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=4
And wonder what story 3 was supposed to be.
DMK: No. There is an elephant in the way.
PI: Combat Operandi: Light-speed ogle!
Team: Pose nervously as a team because shit is just getting epic.
PFPI and FFPI: Miss each other by a few nanometers.
DMK: Watch the pretty colors.
PI: Sepulchritude!
BOOM
GPI: Fondly regard claymation
Readers: Watch in awe.
Bathearst & Wifehearst: Search the top of DMK's hat for arms.
FFPI and PFPI: Collide in a frantic manner.
ELECTRICITY IN FAN WIRES: Finish getting round the universe already.
All: Brace for awesomeness
PI: Hit DMK's weak spot.
PI Hadoukens: AGRESS DMK
PFPI and FFPI: BOOM!
GPI: Ride Universe like a mechanical bull.
COME ON! WE GOT TO SEE THIS!!! pl0x!!!
LIGHTSPEED PICKLE INSPECTORS: Smash into each other and explode!
PFPI and FFPI: Collide, creating Quantum foam
GPI: Fondly regard Higgs Boson
Badly-timed segue: meanwhile, under the doll house...
HD+NB: grab strings of DMMK's corset, run to opposite sides
PI: Keep steady rythym with Sniper Cannon thing as collision takes place.
GPI: Stop the accelerator, this science goes against your godly ways.
PI+AD+PS: Pessimistically and unimpressedly await emergence of third face.
FFPI and PFPI: Collide between the traffic lights, doing no damage to DMK, but greatly furthering the progress of SCIENCE, thereby enabling humanity to control the SPEED OF LIGHT itself.
DMK: Abscond
DMK: Cry at your second face's impending doom.
PFPI and FFPI: evaluate relevant Feynman diagrams
BOOM
DMK: Move slightly out of the way of impending collision.
return to jailbreak!now!
PFPI & FFPI: COMB RAVE MEDLEY: NEOSYNCHRONOUS LIGHT SPEED MIDDLE FINGER LIFE INTERRUPTION featuring guest star STEPHEN HAWKING
PFPI & FFPI: OGGLE DMK. But since PFPI & FFPI are moving at the speed of light, the OGGLE is TWICE AS EFFECTIVE! AND THERE ARE TWO OGGLES!
PFPI+FFPI: TEMPORAL LIMIT - 4TH DIMENSIONAL CHAOS
DMK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE MONEY!
PI: COMB RAVE EXTENSION: TEMPORAL REPLICOLLISION> CHAIN TEMPORAL CANNON OF THE DIVINE WITCHING HOUR!
PFPI + FFPI: DUAL HALF COMB RAVE: LARGE HADRON PART-PICKLE COLLIDER
DMK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> TEMPORAL TIME SHIFT
DMK: The dual attacks of the time traveling, light speeding Pickle Inspectors forces a rift in the Space Time Continuum thereby defeating DMK in the Problem Sleuth adventures. DMK resumes existence as the final boss in another adventure via crossover. He will return much later in the Problem Sleuth adventures in a far more powerful form.
DMK: Ride GPI like a mechanical bull
GPI: Ride Universe like a mechanical bull
Universe: Engage Lv. 9,999 Ultimatech: Third Big Bang
PFPI+FFPI: replicollide promptly thereby changing the laws of physics, more specifically the speed of light.
AD: Ride WifeHearst like a mechanical bull
ZAD: Switch places with AD, meanwhile AD sneaks outside and knocks on a window while waving to WifeHearst
WifeHearst: Punch ZAD and AD to counter IntercoursePranktech Lv. 1 Houdini
PFPI + FFPI: accelerate > speed of light then convert mass into energy using e=mc^2
One of the PI's:
Summon BFG 9000
Part-Pickles: Collide!
PFPI and FFPI: FINAL COMB RAVE: Now you're thinking with Port-holes.
Everyone: Refuae to continue reading/commenting on/associating yourself with MS PAINT ADVENTURES until GPI rides creation like a mechanical bull.
DMK + Party on LARGE HAT: Be pulled into the temporal rift forming from the the temporal replicollision, being scattered into past, future, and alternate dimensions.
DMK: Duck.
PS: Agress Power Level!
PFPI & FFPI: FINAL RAVE: PROVE THE EXISTANCE OF THE HIGGS BOSON
GPI: Fondly Regard Your Creation
Colide!
Everyone: BRACE FOR IMPACT!
FFPI & PFPI: Collide, producing Higg's Bison.
Death: Replace door to the afterlife with a revolving door
GPI: Ogle DMK
DMK: Glare at GPI
GPI: Fondly regard DMK
Assorted PIs: Fizzle out in an anticlimactic matter.
PFPI & FFPI: Stop the attack!
The rift to the EXTRA-DIMENSIONAL COSMIC SUPERSTRING STRATA may expand!
DEATH PARTY: LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO JUMP!
{after the attack}
Newly created anti-Dark Matter: react with DMMK.
GPI: Rewrite laws of nature to fit the new scientific data.
Fluthlu: Emerge from Black Hole.
Fluthlu: AGGRESS
FAD: Mutinously toss Death off the hat.
Death: Attempt to politely entice assorted wanderers back inside with a pot of tea.
GPI: Fondly rearrange creation's laws of physics.
Problem Sleuth: Reassert your position as main character of this story.
KILL IT! KILL IT NOW!
AD: You had 2 shitty guns, right? And only one of them exploded when you went hunting, right? Throw your shitty gun off the hat.
PS: Make the universe do a barrel roll to cause the gun to hit DMK's NETHER-REGIONAL VULNERABULB and explode, damaging him.
PI: Aim for DMK's vulnerabulb and fire!
GPI: briefly confuse DMK's NETHER-REGIONAL VULNERABULB for the entirety of the KNOWN UNIVERSE and poke a needle in it in a DEUS EX SEWING MACHINA
FAD, ZAD, AD: Push Higgs Bonehead off the hat and make him hit the weakspot to make use of his tragically short life.
FPI: Snipe the weakspot!
PFPI and FFPI: Combine with soul of PPI to become whole once more.
HB: Eat Wifehearst, she looks like a piece of candy.
Now is the time
SEPULCHRITUDE!!!
PI: Snipe the weak spot!
PI: Take aim and fire clock cannon at DMK's weak spot.
PI: The RIPENESS attribute of your SCHEMA PUMPKIN is almost (if not completely) depleted. When it is gone, your FRANKENSTEIN STRONGNESS will dissapear. After this happens, your complete lack of a VIM gauge will leave you unable to lift your SNIPER RIFLE, let alone fire. You most likely have only one shot, if any.
So fire already.
Also, how much of the eighth comb did all that PANG NECTAR fill?
PI: Lock on!
HIGGS BONEHEAD: AGGRESS
NB: Use stripper on DMMK's corset.
Dammit, I wanted a magnetic monopole.
What about the key in MK's office?
All: Win
Masturbate.
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE! SEPULCHRITUDE! For the love of GPI, SEPULCHRITUDE!
Attack his weak point for massive damage.
Use pang nectar to fill final honeycomb, then fill PS's suckle receptacle.
PS: FULL POWER SEPULCHRITUDE AIMED TOWARD WEAK POINT!!!
PI: Attack the weak point for massive damage.
Sepulchritude!
PS: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> LEVEL 25 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY
(It said he learned Level 25 but he has yet to use it. The weak spot exposed; this is a perfect chance.)
PI: Blast DMK's weak spot!
Problem Sleuth: Reassert your position as main character of this story.
PI: BOOM, BULBSHOT!
PI: shoot the hell out of DMK's weak spot
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE!
DMK: Sever ties to weakspot
ZAD: jump on the bulb
AD: Execute a stunning tag-team finisher on the weak point with Bathearst's help.
FAD: Throw HIGGS BONEHEAD at DMMK's VULNERABULB for MASSIVE DAMAGE.
PS: OH SWEET GPI SEPULCHRITUDE
PS: Scream for next five panels, powering up Sepulchritude.
Zombie pickle inspector: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY SHOOT THAT BULB
PI: Aim rifle/cannon at NETHER-REGIONAL VULNERABULB.
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE
AD: Jump and, on the way down(up?), punch bulb in snout to establish superiority.
FAD: Grab HIGGS and throw him at the VULNERABULB.
DEATH: Lock the door and start pushing people off the hat to put them back in the afterlife.
Bathearst: Use you Hearstarang to attack DMK's vulnerabulb.
PI: Take aim...
PS: Charismatically wink at the fourth wall
Comb Status?
PI: Slam the VULNERABULB with a direct hit from your SNIPER CANNON
PS: Use Pokeball to capture Higgs Bonehead!
PS: Diplomatically hire Higgs Bonehead.
PI: Attempt to stabilize Higgs' probability matrix.
PS: Demonstrate proper etiquette and befriend Higgs Bonehead.
AD: Punch HIGGS in snout to establish superiority
FAD- Throw the Higgs Bonehead at the Bulb before they both dissapear.
Use SEQUENCE OF NUMBERS to open CLOWN PAINTING.
PS: Toughen up Sleuthy, It's gotten Vigorously personal! Curve Jump into the VUNERABULB!
GPI: Grasp cord and use GODLINESS to bridge connection faster.
GPI: Increase the speed of light already!
PS: faintly hear the voices of thousands of internet users crying out in unison "SEPULCHRITUDE!!!!!!!!!!"
SEPULCHRITUDE
PS: Instruct the Vulnerabulb on the importance of Pruning.
PI: Fire at VULNERABULB!
PI: Shoot the hat off of DMK's NETHER-REGIONAL VULNERABULB.
SEPULCHRITUDE THE SHIT OUT OF THAT WEAK SPOT
PI: sniper that weak spot!
PI: Throw SCHEMA PUMPKIN at NETHER-REGIONAL VULNERABULB.
Snipe the Higgs Bonehead! Science demands it.
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