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«Oldest ‹Older 2601 – 2800 of 11545 Newer› Newest»ZAD: take 2xKEYS(s) from the jail cell floor and fill the prisoner full of keyholes
PFPI: COMB RAVE-> IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!!!
Clown Bard: Lullaby to paralyze.
Clown Bard: Sing "My Heart Will Go On" to DMK, causing an emotional overflow.
PS: Bribe DMK with all your spondulicks to go away forever.
BatHearst: Throw Hearst-a-rang at DMK
whatever PI is available: play 'if only tears could bring you back to me' using the clip from Pokemon the First movie after ash sacrifices himself to stop the fighting
PFPI: COMB RAVE: WONKA WOULD BE PROUD.
Ultra candy explosion!
PFPI: COMBO COMB RAVE: STEED PAINTING MAGIC
PfPI: comb rave, time distortion wave!
PFPI: COMB RAVE: BACK TO THE FUTURE
I lost my copy of Hunk Rump D:
[UNPAUSE]
Rape a rape ghost!!!
PFPI: Comb Rave: Unsuccessful Troll is Unsuccessful!
P.S. Use your feet to plug window back in...then torso climbs back through and takes off hat...throws up in it...then use the magnetic tape to tie around the feet like a puppet and make it dance in the throw up
PFPI: COMB RAVE: PICKLE FUSION
Piss off the bee.
PFPI:Initiate Comb Rave> Pinata Clusterbombs
AD+FAD+WH+BH+MM+ZAD+This Guy+Whale:Have tearful reunion, then dance in a fountain.
Death: LUTE-SOLO!!!
GPI: Fondly Regard Desecration
Elf Mage: Cast Haste on the fan's power cable
PFPI: COMB RAVE -> THE PATSY'S MAGIC BULLET
Transform into a magical, devastating payload for PI's sniper rifle that will carve a decisive, if unlikely path through DMK's skull.
PFPI: Comb Rave -> OGLEBUSTER
FAD: punch DMK in the snout to establish superiority
PS: Hoist up the mainbrace and set sail for Alpha Centauri. I hear they have lovely beaches this time of year.
PFPI: COMB RAVE-> PICKLE INSPECTION
BatHearst: throw Hearst a rang at Death
All:flip the bird.
FAD: save Bathearst by tossing him over Death's head and down the hat
PS: Go on quick journey to other dimension to gain awesome power.
All: Has everyone forgotten about the Megaton Key?! FAD: Leave Death to his tomfoolery and get the key to open The Door(tm) right away!
AD: Press L1 to see what Ace Dick is seeing.
FFPI: Appear out of nowhere.
PFPI: COMB RAVE -> FAST-FORWARD, BECAUSE I COULDN'T THINK OF A FANCY NAME
Target the FAN CORD.
HD+NB: grab strings of MK's corset and run to opposite sides
PS: turn wheel to rotate universe like a centrifuge
Pause game.
Internet Nerds: Buy new issue of MAN JUNK
PFPI: COMB RAVE-> CONJURE VIOLENTLY ANIMATED LICORICE WHIPS
AD: Scream in rage and despair over the fact that the bard's fateful and harrowing journey was nothing more then part of a game of life.
I have no income!
This is getting too complicated. Can we get Jason Rohrer to redesign this game?
GPI: Fondly Regard AH's Moving Van to his house.
pose, because SHIT just got SURREAL. PFPI: Use temporal powers to create a EPIC montage worthy of this pose.
PFPI: COMB RAVE -> CHRONOSNIPER
Using the newly acquired chronoscope on the chronosniper rifle, you can clearly just use some elf tears or whatever it needs to activate it's special ability: The ability to alter time. Using this, you can slow down DMK so that he can't regenerate as fast, while still dealing damage to him at the same rate with the rifle. But because your are removing time from DMK, naturally this time would leak out into the universe, causing the speed of light to increase for a short while.
It makes perfect sense!
PFPI: moves list
PFPI:Summon the CATENATIVE DOOMSDAY DICE CASCADER to multiply the Speed of light.
FAD: Break open Trouble's POPAMATIC BUBBLE.
Those SUGAR CUBES inside have been tantalizing everyone for far too long.
Fill PS's SUCKLE RECEPTACLE
PS: COMB RAVE -> LEVEL 5 TRUSTY KNIVES
Get drunk
FFPI & PFPI: COMB RAVE -> Temporal Future/Past Annihilation Reaction Combo.
FFPI: assist bees to re-gather honey scattered from shattered receptacles.
AD: Give Death a SLEUTH DIPLOMACY T-shirt as a present from your past LIFE to calm him down
AD: have a tearful reunion with bathearst
AD: Knock Death off the giant hat and save your family and friends!
PFPI: COMB RAVE: DUBBLE TRUBBLE GUM BALL BUBBLE
PFPI falcon punch DMK!!!!
Hogg Cleric and/or Elf Mage: Cast Electric Alacrity on the fan's power cord, exponentially speeding up the flow of electricity to the fan.
AD: Return to Honey Kingdom, frolic.
DMMK: Create a black hole, killing self and all surrounding him in the process.
PFPI: COMB RAVE -> OGLE AN EYEFUL
Discover recently purchased PROBLEM SLEUTH CALENDER is gay pornography.
FFPI: Witness the fan turn on.
Death: Flustered, retire to quiet nook for a cup of tea. All of these deaths in creation recently are certainly tiring!
PFPI: Be overwhelmed with possibilities.
AD: Commemorate your dear Bathearst in song.
GPI: Stare woefully at your creations' foolishness.
Your RSS feed doesn't display comic links properly.
Ex. http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4p=001588 when it should be http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001588
Procrastinate with extreme Vigor.
Death: Retreat back to afterlife and proceed to make a fort out of board games.
Death: Realise you can't hold the escaped dead back from life, have a panic attack, and retreat to the Lobby of the Afterlife (tm) to build a fort out of board games and hide in it.
Seeing Death's imagination would be extremely interesting, and perhaps even helpful to all. He's almost as old as life itself, so his imagination should either be absolutely nothing or greater than even Pickle Inspector's.
GIP; Caress universe, with extreme vigor.
PI; lick PS
Bathearst: Drowned with super-power style!
Dames give your corsets to the whores so they can be a super hero whore team known as the Deep-Throat Crew!
PFPI:combat operandi:past/future time paradox!
HD: Cut straps of DMMK's corset with lipstick reverting his proportions to normal.
AD: Just give up already and get a room at the sleazy brothel.
DDMK: Accidentally spit out a bit of strangelet.
AH: update comic.
PFPI: COMB RAVE-> OMNIOGLE
Talk to Swamp Wizard
AD: Become disillusioned with life, and drink your way to a coward's grave
Invite smith to tell tales of his misspent youth
PFPI: COMBAT OPERANDI -> Ogling Soul Penetration - Setting: Maximum Discomfort
PFPI: COMB RAVE-> GoogOGLE
FH: Procure a vehicle.
DMK: Agress The Sniper Tower
Death:Faff about.
Fill PSs SUCKLE RECEPTACLE.
PS: COMB RAVE -> LEVEL 10 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY
(Don't lie to yourself guys. Sleuth diplomacy is the greatest attack in MSPaintAdventures. We need to see it again.)
Fill PSs SUCKLE RECEPTACLE.
PS: COMB RAVE -> LEVEL 50 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY
(However We've already seen level 10. Whoops.)
Fill PSs SUCKLE RECEPTACLE!
PS: Comb Rave -> Level 50 TRUSTY KNIVES!
(Trusty knives is pretty chill too.)
PFPI: COMB RAVE --> SUMMON CANDY CORN LIQUOR
penis!!!penispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenis
PENIS!!!! draw a penis, fppi.
Wait, put it back.
Whale: burst through Death's door, heading straight for DMK!
Jailbreak Guy: Revel in your newfound freedom.
BATHEARST:Bohemian rhapsody!
PFPI: Comb Rave, Fractal Army of Diabetic Reminiscence
DMK: Cut your wrist until your health bar runs out to rid yourself of all of that emotion.
FPI go trhought spyglass transforming you into HugheFPI and retrieve HUGHE Sniper rifle from ClockTower - End DMK`S existence
PS: Eat a sandwich.
All dead guys start raving on the giant hat.
suggestion: update
Summons bruce campell to chainsaw DMK in eye and do groovy damage, then release demons from necronomicon and fuck up the universe u just saved o.o. AND KILL THE FUCKING MONSTER ALREADY OMG IVE BEEN READING THIS SINCE I FIRST TRIED FINDING MY ARMS WHICH I ALREADY HAD IM TIRED OF THIS SON OF A BITCH REGENERATING!!!!! Has matured new skill: level 2000 Mental Breakdown. Aquired new skill: Lvl 78 Fetal position rocking.Vim boosted by 90 points!!! Sorry I had to. THIS STUFF IS FUCKING ADDICTING AS COCAINE RABBITS SMOKING MORE COCAINE!!! I LOVE IT!!1
FFPI: Witness the fan turn on.
PFPI: COMB RAVE -> Golden ticket to pain.
PFPI: COMB RAVE > OSTENTATIOUS OGLE OF THE TRICORNER DIAMOND LAVALIERE
PS: Invert hat and run out the cannons!
PFPI: COMB RAVE > IMAGINARY PARADOX GLARE!
Check your voicemail.
Check hallway for potential customers.
Have a wank.
PFPI: COMB RAVE: Lvl. 99 DeLorian(c)(TM)(R) TEMPORAL RIFT BOMBING FRENZY!
Doc Brown drops out of 1985 to bomb the bejesus out of DMK with a payload of SPACETIME BUSTER BOMBS.
The fallout from the high-yield warheads bends time and space around DMK causing the distance between the fan and the plug to essentially become zero, allowing the current to traverse the universe in mere seconds.
fill PS's suckle receptacle
and then.... COMB RAVE!: SEPULCHRITUDE!!!!!!!!!
FAD:pretend your a dinosaur and bite madam murels head
PFPI: Comb Rave!
what recepticle, FAD and MK destroyed them
COMB RAVE: PAST FUTURE PARTICIPLE CANNON
DMK: Combat Opperandi: Cry me a river
FAD: Consider the Pinata.
Unpause!
GPI: Fondly Regard Retardation
Swill in the tub.
PFPI definitely needs to summon Doc Brown, here, and shorten that cord!
DMK: has a big grin on his face!
NB + HD: Use PALLET and SKELETON BRUSH to mix mix BLACK PAINT. Use BLACK PAINT to splice FAN CORD under HAM NEEDLE, thereby shortening FAN CORD to a fraction of its original length.
Use SKELETON KEY to paint a beautiful picture on the wall. Of a cat.
all: pose as a team waiting for update
Bards Quest: Sacrifice Daunchy and Flothers to the swampzird in exchange for beard-growth tips
PFPI COMB RAVE: CONFUSION CONTUSION
simplify matters with an ingenious plan...
PFPI: COMB RAVE -> APOPLECTIC APOLOGY
PI: Conjure Gummy Bear IED's.
PFPI: Seeing the giant homoerotically attractive fan, COMB RAVE: HOMOEROTIC RAINBOW OF LOVE, HARMONY AND DESTRUCTION
Scream.
FAD: Take that hat from death. It'd look better on you anyways.
FFPI: HALF RAVE MANEUVER: LARGE HADRON PART-PICKLE COLLISION
Using the other half of the suckle ewer, naturally.
FFPI: Ride the air like a bull.
FFPI:HALF RAVE MANEUVER: LARGE HADRON PART-PICKLE ACCELERATION.
AD: Contract Fatal Disease and say goodbye to loved ones.
FFPI: Accelerate! Accelerate as if your life depended on it!
Which it convieniently does!
Everyone on DMKs Hat: Throw a celebration rave to honor the return of AH!
FFPI: Get down tonight.
Also, explain PFPI's Fractal GIF, because it is rather difficult to interpret what's going on.
Next.
Comic writer guy (CWG): Make sophomoric reference to "large hard-on collider" in bonus strip
FFPI: Enjoy an icecream cone.
FFPI: Enter the second collider circuit, colliding with PFPI and creating a supernova of energy via the fusion of your two selves.
PS: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> LEVEL 50 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY
PS: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> LEVEL 50 TRUSTY KNIVES
(Relive the classics. Sleuth Diplomacy is the best part.)
PFPI and FFPI: Double Comb Rave: Higgs Boson Providing Pickle!
HD + NB: Machine wash DMMK, damaging the dry-clean-only Gravity Brassier
FFPI: Decrease the electrical resistance of the fan's wire.
BEES: Straighten up unsightly mess on lazy susan.
GPI: Fondly Regard speed of light dial.
GPI: Fondly regard speed of light dial.
FFPI: HALF RAVE MANEUVER: LARGE HADRON PICKLE PRECISION COLLISION.
FFPI: DUAL RAVE PROCEDURE: PART-PICKLE RECOLLISION FUSION TECHNIQUE
Dead People: Politely obey Death and go back through the door.
FFPI: HALF RAVE MANEUVER: LARGE HADRON PART-PICKLE ACCELERATION
PFPI- Hop into FFPI's circuit and bonk heads, causing another big bang
FFPI: Politely ask PFPI for some JOCOSE HONEY, then: HALF RAVE MANEUVER: LARGE HADRON ANTI-PART-PICKLE ACCELERATION!
FFPI: Join PFPI in his epic comb rave, while consuming the other half.
open safe
Anyone, it doesn't matter who: Explain to FFPI what PFPI just did, and ask him to do the same thing.
PFPI: Suddenly cancel your COMB RAVE and think of a better one. Preferably something to do with the (previously unestablished) fact that being imaginary, he has imaginary mass.
FFPI: COMB RAVE: TEMPORAL REPLICOLLISION
FFPI: ACCELERATE YO ASS.
FFPI: Increase the speed of light.
FFPI: Approach the speed of light through the other half of the makeshift collider.
FFPI: HALF RAVE MANUVER: LARGE HADRON PART-PICKLE ACCELERATION 2
FFPI: COMB RAVE -> TWO HALVES SUPERCOLLISION
FFPI COMB RAVE: TEMPORAL REPLICOLLISION (use the honey left)
A CARTWHEEL! Then, make like Samantha from Bewitched and wiggle your nose the hell out of there.
Next.
FPI: Lol, collision.
FFPI: COMB RAVE: PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC WHITE BOY
Makeshift-Collider: Suffer a liquid hydrogen leak, causing the device to be shut down for safety reasons.
Problem Sleuth, Take a Look Outside:
Take a running start and jump kick through the window.
Problem Sleuth, Check out the paper on the floor:
You realize you put a pee covered note in your pocket. Erupt into a fit of rage.
Problem Sleth, Put window down:
Ponder the madness that is your office, cry, then drink some coffee,
FFPI: Use the rest of PFPI's Comb Rave to use COMB RAVE: TEMPORAL REPLICOLLISION; COLLISION PART-PICKLE
PFPI: Use near-infinite mass from speeds approaching the speed of light to bend time and surpass the speed of light. Its possible. Trust me.
FFPI enters the green traffic light whereupon a violent collision ensues resulting in the return of FPI.
Then once FFPI Reaches speed of light, move colliders to DMK and collide if front of him to bend space and time to increse speed of light from 180,000,000 mph to 180,000,000,000,000 mph.
Pour the remaining honey from PFPI suckle receptacle and put it into FFPI suckle receptacle
first off- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That use of FFPI was a stroke of genius.
now-
DMMK: BATTLE TECHNIQUE: MAGNETO MONOPOLUS
FAD: Inform PS that the LEGITIMATE ESTABLISHMENT sells keys
PS: Go take keys for KING AND COUNTRY!
FFPI: Decelerate through the second collider.
FFPI: COMB RAVE: IT'S RAINING CONSTELLATIONS
GET TO THE CHOPPER!!!
FFPI: Utilize the remaining Jocose Honey to perform HALF RAVE MANEUVER: LARGE HADRON PART-PICKLE ACCELERATION.
FFPI and PFPI: Collide, annihilating one another due to your opposite polarities, and create Strange Matter Pickle Inspector.
FFPI: Get all collided on.
AD: Make a run for it!
PS: Prepare lvl. 99 SEPULCHRITUDE, as the PANG NECTAR coming off DMK after this particle acceleration skullduggery is going to be ridiculous.
Yes, its time to rain this shitstorm on everyone.
AH: Puts down Feb. 2009 issue of HUNK RUMP and gets back to drawing a comic
PFPI: Use Physics of Light Speed to travel to the future.
FFPI: Bring the Thunder!
PS: Use info from MSPI FAQ and find all 10 salted melons. Then combine with curtain rod and brass knuckles to make Reflugent Horn
FFPI: Spit in portal then comb rave to complete LHPPA
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